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The house always wins…

Warm Up:

Burpees (5)

SSH x20

Imperial Walkers x15

Windmills x10

Hillbilly x10

Boarding doors closed and we were off to Vegas…

The Workout:

After warm-up, PAX were graciously welcomed after their mosey to the back parking lot at the Methodist Church (AKA Vegas for the day). A game of cards was set up for a high-stakes thang. Here’s how it went down:

PAX split into 2 teams. YHC explained that there were a full deck of cards split between two piles for each team – 1 at the end of the parking lot and one where they arrived. Next to each pile of cards were the instructions outlined below. As each card was drawn, it was matched with the exercise & done as a group IC. Then a sprint down to repeat with the other deck. Rinse and Repeat until time called.  YHC explained that team with the most cards when time is called wins no Burpees.

VALUES:

A – Burpees (10)

K – Plank Jacks (10)

Q – American Hammers (10)

J – Diamond Merkins (10)

10 – Prison Squats (10)

9 –  Hello Dolly’s (9)

8 – Carolina Dry Dock (8)

7 – Burpees (7)

6 – Bobby Hurley’s (6)

5 – Pickle Pounders (5)

4 – Star Jump (4)

3 – Jump Lunge (3)

2 – SSH (20)

Joker (2 in deck) pull another card for exercise & add 5 Burpees

**The House always wins in Vegas** Both teams did 10 Burpees. Let’s just say there were a lot of Burpees done by Team 1. 

Mary:

Plank hold for Flight #6 from Vegas – while Elvis made an appearance

Plank Jacks x20

Figure 8’s x10

LBC x20

Homer to Marge x10 + RL/LL x10 each

Have a nice day.

Announcements:

Dad’s camp sign-up is available. See link in channel.

Prayer:

Crablegs who finds out this week about his next steps in the trials. Others unspoken. YHC took us out.

2 Trains Leave the Station and Bullseye Makes his Mark at Crazy Ivan

With DawgPound looking for an Ivan Q on Sunday for the upcoming Friday workout, slack showed a quick hand raise from Pikachu and a later plan to exchange some kettlebells after the Paradise City workout. Pikachu indicated that he’d be looking for a co-Q (a possible VQ) to join him, and YHC offered to co-Q if he was not able to find one.

Pan to Wednesday night Thunder… I showed with my 2.0, Sprinkles, primarily based on the Pokemon Tom Brady card Pikachu offered in the pre-blast. As I arrived, I was quickly greeted by Pikachu and another 2.0-Bullseye, who I had met at U-Turn the week before. As I have been reading the backblast throughout the week, I noticed that his name keeps turning up and have been impressed by his silent demeanor and effort he is putting in. I know when I was his age, I was lucky if I made it to the bus stop on time. This guy is getting up several hours before and putting the work in and at the same time pushing all of us. Starting to see a trend here as Messi was the first 2.0 I’ve seen frequent the gloom in the early morning hours with H1N1. Same demeanor, same determination to put the work in.

Pikachu then advised, “Hey, by the way, Bullseye is co-Q’ing Friday’s workout with you. Figure out how you want to Q it up.” Crazy Ivan had been putting up some serious PAX numbers in previous weeks..ave- 16-20 and have no doubt that Dunkin Donuts stock will rise several points in the next few months as F3-SouthWake runs on Fritters. Is it the speech? Is it the Fritter? Or is it just the strong desire to get up at 4:30 on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday and post at Possum, Disney, and Ivan for EC and Main Events?

After some discussion, Bullseye and YHC settled on a reverse Icy-Hot format, where Bullseye would warm ’em up  and cool ’em down w\Mary, while YHC would set up some ‘fun’ activites for the workout in between. With that, it was settled and looked forward to Friday.

With the anticipation of a larger group at Ivan, my instincts focused the workout on some cardio and exercises that would keep the groups together, with some pain mixed in. As I grabbed the ‘weinke,’ with the exercises and schematic of how the exercises would unfold, I noticed a large bucket of chalk on the shelf next to my car window in the garage. Taking a page out of Maybelline’s playbook from Purple Cobra a few weeks back, I grabbed 2 large chalk sticks to transfer my ‘Weinke’ to the pavement of the Ivan Lot. Hopefully the rain would hold….

Arrived to Womble to see a fleet of gazelles wearing light up vests, with several getting their Fritter EC component out of the way. Pulled into the back lot to see more PAX file in one by one, two by two. It was gonna be a great morning and was shaping up to be some record numbers. Grabbed the flag, planted it in the corner of the lot and walked back to Knight Rider, where I had left the 2 sticks of chalk. Started to transfer the weinke onto the pavement and was greeted by UTI as he ran by and commented, “I don’t even want to see the pain you are writing down right now.”

As I was writing things down with the chalk, I thought about an animated British show that I used to watch as a kid. Maybe a favorite of Brexit’s as well, not sure…called “Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings.” In the show, Simon has a magic chalkboard and whatever Simon draws comes to life.  Sometimes Simon had to be careful what he drew because sometimes the drawings could take on a life of their own. As I sat there, writing down “Shoulder Taps,” “Pickle Pounders,” next to the ‘X,’ I couldn’t help but think that this was about to get real and almost certain to provoke some quality mumble chatter.

Started by drawing an “X” at the start of one line and an “O” on the other about 8ft apart. Then a line with an arrow pointing away from the “X” on one side and another arrow away from the “O” and diagonally toward the back of the “X” line.  The “X” line would be the plank line and the “O” line would be the Kettlebell line.

PAX arrived back from EC. Some additional PAX rolled in, Aquaman moved his truck. After all was said and done, 23 PAX punched their ticket for Crazy Ivan.  PAX then helped move the bells over behind the “O” line. We wouldn’t need all of them, but at least 12. At that point, Pikachu said it was 5:30. My watch said.. 5:29am. Informed Pikachu that he was always ahead of me so wasn’t surprised by what was showing on his wrist. With 40 seconds left before go time, YHC welcomed everyone to Crazy Ivan. This was going to be a special day as it would be co-Q’d by 2.0-Bullseye. Asked if there were any FNG’s. There was one and quickly provided the disclaimer and handed the 22 HIM over to Bullseye for the warm-up.

FNGs: Welcome Weinke (Garden Gnome’s 2.0)

Warm Up: Hot loop around the lot. Circle up for SSH, Merkins. At that point, YHC lost track of the other exercises as I was more focused on “The Natural-esque” cadence count. Bullseye had the cadence down to a science and was counting with precision. Great work!

The Workout:

After being adequately prepped for the main event, PAX were instructed to count off in 2’s. With all the 1’s lined up and all the 2’s lined up, PAX were instructed to Indian Run in opposite directions and meet up at the picnic shelter on the opposite side of the soccer fields. It was like two trains leaving the station, although the 2’s had the longer train track route, so the 1’s were instructed to squat hold for the six at the picnic shelter.

At the foot of the steps of the shelter, PAX were rejoined and instructed to find some open pavement. YHC informed PAX that he really likes time..being on time, good times, etc… so it seemed only fitting to perform some clockwork merkins. As there were 23 PAX that morning, YHC also informed the group that he likes even numbers so we would do clockworks in the following order- 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12. PAX continued in opposite directions on their run back to the Crazy Ivan lot. Once in the lot, PAX performed another set of clockwork merkins in the following order 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11.

They were then instructed to stay in their lines and line up head-to-toe with the first person in train 1 on the “X” -“plank train” and the first person in train 2 lines up on the “O”- “Kettlebell train”

First person in the “Plank Train” calls out 1 of 5 exercises (Shoulder Taps, Right Arm Up, Left Arm Up, Pickle Pounders, Mountain Climbers) for the PAX in that line to perform.

First person in the “Kettlebell train” calls out 1 of 5 exercises (Swings, Goblet Squats, Upright Rows, Squat Thrusters, WonderBras) in 15 count for the PAX in that line to perform. The real shocker of the morning was not that there were 23 PAX showing for Crazy Ivan, it was actually the cadence count performed by well…Shocker. His cadence of the word “Down” on the Goblet Squat exercises was definitely an experience…I’ll leave that one right there and urge other Q’s to call on him for a cadence count on anything that requires the word “down.”

Once 15 cadence count complete, person on the “X” in plank train bear crawls to the back of the line and joins the Kettlebell Train. The person on the “O” Kettlebell Train walks diagonally to the back of the “Plank Train” line. Once PAX successfully completed participation in each train, YHC called a rinse and PAX then did a shorter Indian Run around the Ivan parking lot and stayed in the existing lines.

Lined up one more time, but this time the “Plank Train” line would be performing 1 of 5 exercises (LBC, Low Slow Flutter, Freddy Mercury, Boat Canoes, Box Cutters) and would exchange a bear crawl to the back of the line with a crab walk. Kettlebell exercises stayed the same. Completed this second round and then YHC called another rinse\repeat. This time PAX finished the way they started with an Indian Run back to the picnic shelter directly across the soccer fields. As we started, Warbucks correctly informed the PAX to “set your watches fellas.” Somehow he knew more clockwork was coming. YHC asked for a time check already knowing it was 6:08. Did a quick set of clockwork merkins in 6 and 12 reps. Two trains went in their opposite directions back, one carrying a ‘vested’ Yogurt who instructed PAX to jailbreak it in the Indian back….this guy Yogurt-an absolute beast. Made it back to the lot for Mary with Bullseye to cool down the PAX

Mary: LBC’s, Homer to Marge, Freddy Mercury, all in perfect cadence. Have a nice day

Announcements: 1-year Anniversary at Ground Pounder on Saturday.

T-Claps (Recognition): Big Shout Out to Bullseye on first VQ. Great work and leadership! Yogurt on Breathtaker this week. Warbucks, Lipstick, Dumbo, and Yogurt earning the ‘Fritter’

Prayer: Pots’ mother-in-law who recently had surgery and Garden Gnome’s M who also recently had surgery. Prayers for healing and continued health. Prayers for all PAX and their families who may be traveling over the weekend and through next week.

1 Year Anniversary for Ground Pounder

Pax of 19 for the 1 year anniversary of Groundpounder

Foghorn, Kitty Litter, 3rd cousin, Dumbo, Mookie, Messai, Pikachu, Pumpkin Spice, Noahs Ark, Doc, Q-bert, Emeril, Dutch Over, Dauber, H1N1, 16-Bit, Deadbolt

Forceps and Breach on the Q

Warm Up: 20 counts of SSH, Good Mornings, Daisey Pickers, Imperial walkers and Hillbillies

The Workout: The workout was a Co-Q with Forceps teeing things off

Mosy over to the pavilion Split into 3 groups for some

Aiken Arms 20 dips, 10 shoulder tap planks, 15 plank jacks, and 15 hand release merkins

Aiken legs 20 Squats, 20 steps ups, 10-star jumps, and 15 mountain climbers

Akien Abs 15 American hammers, 20 ct 6 inches, 10 Rockies and 30 ct chill cut planks

Mosey over to the rock pile and grab a rock to share, 3 sets of 10 count Curls for the girls, Tricep extensions and Groundpounders rotate clockwise between sets.

2nd half belongs to Breach,

Stations of fun, Partner up for a Tabata style 30 seconds of work followed by 10 seconds to rotate. Partner 1 uses the tool and partner 2 does merkins.

Station 1 Firehose front squat, Station 2 Pain stick truck twist, Station 3 Fire hose back squat, Station 4 Pain stick sumo squat, Station 5 Tire flip, Station 6 Pain stick overhead squat, Station 7 Med ball throw and med ball slam, Station 8 Sledgehammer ax chop, and battle rope waves. Station 9  Pain stick up and over twists

Mary: Pax callout exercises, squats, homer to marge, Freddie Mercury’s, and heels to the heavens

Announcements: First responder training on Thursday check the socials for details, Apr 29th workout in Durham check the socials for details

Prayer: COT: Crab legs and Shredder, that all have a great Easter with family and friends.

Partner Ball Kicks

YHC peeled in at the last possible minute after fart sacking through EC (good job Slide Rule, Pablo, & U.T.I!) to a very full parking lot that included some old familiar faces. A quick round of hellos and we were into warmup.

FNGs: N/A
Warm Up:

SSH x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Lap around the parking lot consisting of butt kickers, high knees, and finishing with frankenstein walks (or ball kick walks if you’re too close to the pax in front of you).
The Workout:

Lots of good miles ran this morning with some great picking up the six action by Lipstick and Cowboy. Way to be boys.
Mary:

Numerous double downs for Ground Pounder’s 1 year anniversary.
Announcements:

First responder training. See online.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Lipstick & Cowboy for picking up the 6. This is what makes us more than just a run club – remember it!
Prayer:

Banana Seat’s neighbor. Unspoken.

CarPex’s 777s at Thunder

Pax of 8 came out for a last minute announced Q of CarPex’s finest transplant (Peeping Tom) & YHC.

FNGs: N/A
Warm Up:

Mosey to field near Volleyball court
Circle up for:
20 SSH IC
15 Windmills IC
15 Standard Merkins IC
The Workout:

Mosey to horseshoe things
At each line do 2 double merkin burpee
At the end do 30 prisoner squats OYO
Going back do WWM at each line
Plank hold for the 6
20 Homer to Marge IC

Mosey to the rock pile
Every grab a non travelling rock
20 IC curls, rows, shoulder presses, triceps while randomly switching rocks each time

Replace rocks and mosey to the lone picnic table
At the table do 20 Derkin, Earkins, and Dips IC

At this point we transitioned to YHC for the 777s portion of the workout.

First 7:

Mosey to posts with metal bars for rails (go clockwise around the baseball fields to get there). 7 upright rows on the bars & 7 squats in the field – repeato each 3 times.

Second 7:

Mosey to the horeshoe pit. 7 shoulder taps, bear crawl to other end, 7 merkins, crawl bear back. Repeat both ends 3 times.

Third 7:

Mosey to the lower shelter. 7 IC balls to the wall, 7 IC wall sit. Repeato both 3 times.

Fourth 7:

Mosey to the tennis courts, line up on long end. 7 crab cakes, crab walk to other end, 7 LBCs IC, walk crab (backwards) back to start. Repeato each end 3 times.
Mary:

Have a nice day
Announcements:

See announcements post. Upcoming first responder training.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Bulls eye – being at Thunder solo + signing on to co-Q Crazy Ivan.
Prayer:

Crab legs, shredder, silent.

The Path to Nowhere

YHC posted a pre-blast promising some Easter fun and didn’t want to disappoint. I rolled up at 0445 in time to refuel the Trailblazer and do a little exploring. With a full tank and flag planted, YHC headed out to hide some Easter eggs and see where an oddly placed sidewalk went. After stashing the eggs, it was off for the mystery path. It appeared to run behind the parking lot, but there was only one way to find out. So YHC in an anticlimactic kind of way headed down the trail. This turned out to be a nice wide .25 mile greenway trail that ends just behind Jiffy Lube, perfect for today’s warm up. Today’s workout brought out 16 PAX, with 6 for EC. 4 for the standard EC and 2 EC commuters. Promptly at 0530 YHC found no FNGs and we were off.

EC: Chips, Dahmer, Pablo, Warbucks, Lipstick, 187

Warm Up:
Warm up jog down the path to nowhere. We stopped at the end for:
SSH x20 IC
Mtn climbers x20 IC
Sir Fazio arm circles 10 forward/10 backward

Ran back path and crossed road to doctor’s office parking lot

The Workout:
Partner up for accountability. Bunny Hop Burpees (burpee + 3 bunny hops) around parking lot with lunge walk back to pick up the 6 for those over achievers such as Lucky.

Mosey back to start.

It was at this point that YHC noted a failure as the Q. I put PAX in danger as we crossed the busy Holly Springs road. We should have (and will next time) ran up to the crosswalk and crossed safely. Instead, we had a surprise game of Frogger, that we luckily won.

PAX split into 4 groups of 4 for an egg hunt. Group 1 did indian run to end of lot and retrieved an egg filled with an exercise. PAX held plank until 1st egg was returned and exercise was called. PAX did exercise (AMRAP) while Group 2 retrieved and egg. Multiple PAX jokingly called more Bunny Hop Burpees, so I’ll take it that those were a hit.  This was repeated until all eggs were collected and all exercises were completed.  That jerk the Easter bunny left us the following exercises:
Hand release merkins
Captain Thor
Squats
Jack Webb
Pickle pounders
Plank jacks
Low slow flutter
Side straddle hop
Wide-grip merkins
Burpees
Dan Taylor
V-ups
Jump lunge
Star jump
Shoulder Taps x50 IC

Mary:
Circle up at start for:
LBCs x20 IC
Low slow flutter x20 IC
American hammer x20 IC
Have a nice day

Announcements:
See social media
Dirty Pipes interested in swim meet-up,will connect him to #tri-sprint Slack channel.

Prayer:
Injured PAX
Crablegs drug trial

YHC took us out.

AGS 10 Count for Hill Mastery and The Rise of Double D

With only 2 PAX posting last week, YHC sent a pre-blast drawing inspiration from a 20+ count at U-Turn. The temps are getting warmer, but the rain and clouds are still making their presence known on the weekend AO’s. This morning temps called for 65 degrees, with a 35 percent chance of rain. Received 2 HC’s on the pre-blast post from Full House and ShamWow, with a possible SC by Maybelline. Don’t think there has ever been an HC on a Sunday for the following Sunday, but Yogi laid one down last week, and so was at least expecting 3, possibly 4 this morning, including YHC.

A Cowboy slack post indicated interest on this mornings route and what shoes to wear, provoked thoughts of a 5th brother. Rolled up on Womble this morning to discover quite a few cars…As expected, Cowboy. Then I see as an added bonus, the Sir DawgPound emerged to the parking lot. No sooner did a I turn around, I see the guy I hoped I’d see return to AGS this morning in the form of Double D. There was a post on Slack the night before that came from Forceps indicating he’d make an appearance to ruck parts of AGS this morning. As I saw him emerge from his truck, I considered the irony given that it was Masters Sunday. Is it me or is Masters Sunday a bit different when Tiger Woods is in the mix and pushing for another Major?

That’s the way I feel when Double D steps into any AO that he posts in. It’s just different. I can’t effectively put it into words. The bar is raised to another level and you know it’s gonna be a good day when he’s present and benefit from his energy. Great to see him back in the gloom!

Bobby Dall then shortly rolled in followed by Full House, and then a fleet footed light up vest emerged from the soccer field fences. The figure was fast and swift and yep…you guessed it, SkidMark! Did a quick turnaround and there was Maybelline emerging from the shadows cashing in his ‘SC’ on slack for an ‘HC.’ This was the result of a solid headlock that was applied by ShamWow the night before. The final piece to our HIM Team came in the form of Lipstick, who is always ready to run and can always count on him visiting YHC about 5-6 times throughout the route as he picks up the 6.

Clock hit 6am and with the Team assembled, YHC welcomed the 10 PAX to AGS by sharing that this morning’s edition of AGS was sure to be an interesting morning. PAX followed YHC for a lap around the soccer fields with intermittent exercises that went a little like this….

Warm Up:

Light mosey to first picnic shelter. PAX spread out and circled up for SSH X10. At count 7, YHC’s cell phone flung out of pocket and at count 8, ShamWow landed awkwardly on his ankle. Not an ideal start, but after a careful check to ensure all was ok, ShamWow assured the Q his ankles were the strongest part of his body and could continue. Continued mosey to Ivan parking lot for a series of carioca L\R, R\L to the opposite corner. PAX circled for Imperial Walkers X10. Continued Mosey into lunge walks and then morphed for Frankensteins, Butt Kickers, and mosey back to originating parking lot. YHC called for a series of prison squats X10 and then explained the route to PAX

The Workout:

With PAX already a 0.5mi in with the warm up and provided they already started their watches on the warm up, today’s route would keep us on the road (given the rain) and away from Bass Lake. Double informed YHC that he would be rucking this morning and would navigate a 4-mile route near and\or along the lake. This morning’s running route would provide heavy doses of hills, starting downhill on Stinson. PAX would then proceed left on Bass Lake Road. This would offer Lipstick two opportunities to drop gross weight at Lowe’s, before continuing onto Rhamkatte Village. Later learned that he bypassed Lowe’s for a porta potty option (evolution of BRR training starting to take shape). Once inside Rhamkatte Village, PAX would continue down Jones Hill Road all the way down the row of townhouses and U-Turn back out to Holly Springs Road. PAX would then continue left onto Holly Springs Road all the way down to a right on Linksland and then a right on Salem Ridge Road before gathering their thoughts and oxygen to proceed with a right up Bass Lake road. Knowing that we had some glowing (light up vest)  gazelles in the mix this morning, YHC gave them an extra mile to have them continue onto Earp with a left on Raleigh. For the six (YHC included) we had an alternate route back up Stinson and onto Womble where all PAX met within 5 minutes of each other back to the flag. A big shout out to Lipstick for picking up the six periodically throughout the route and gaining 8+ miles and additional PAX getting 7 this morning…

Mary: Stretches OYO with Mumblechatter

Announcements: YHC shared the underlying inspiration for the pre-blast post centered around the importance of being a great teammate. Earlier in the week, YHC came upon a letter that was written by Brad Stevens (former Butler University Head Coach and current coach of the Boston Celtics) to his daughter for a Leaders and Daughters event. The entire letter is attached here for those interested, but to paraphrase it spoke of the importance of choosing to be a great teammate:

https://leadersanddaughters.com/2019/03/04/brad-stevens-be-a-great-teammate

“Great teammates raise the energy in the room. They smile a lot. They show gratitude. People know that when they walk in, they have others’ best interest in mind, and want to bring out the best in each and every person. Who doesn’t want to surround themselves with energy raisers?”

“When times are good, be the great teammate that others want to celebrate with. When times are tough, be the great teammate who offers a shoulder to be leaned on. When you get older, you’ll realize that it wasn’t about the good or bad times, it was about who you navigated those times with, the lessons that you learned and the relationships that you forged.”

YHC further explained that it is always an honor to lead, but more importantly, the PAX I see in the gloom are usually the first faces YHC sees in the morning. Collectively we set the tone for that day and for the week. We need to continue to be great teammates not only in the gloom, but at home. As a Team, we need to continue to be those shoulders to lean on and push each other to be better men, husbands, neighbors, and fathers.

T-Claps (Recognition): Double D return to AGS, Lipstick for picking up the six, Solid Runs by this morning’s gazelles (Skid, Maybelline, Full House, Bobby Dall, Lipstick, ShamWow). Cowboy and DawgPound for pushing YHC up Bass Lake and Stinson.

Prayer: Special prayers for Double D and his family. Sally Hart (who was coached by Double D) and whom many of us F3-HIM have been fortunate to run with is running the Boston Marathon tomorrow. Good Luck to her and additional prayers for a great run tomorrow. YHC took us out.

Why do we do this again?

22 PAX posted for YHC’s Q. On the drive we all were regretting not fart sacking this morning when the rain was coming down sideways, but we all still showed up in numbers and a couple that have gone missing at U-Turn for a while. Dahmer even brought an FNG to the party. Welcome Lumbergh!  Going for the extra extra, Pikachu and Skidmark got soaked on a 5 Mile EC.

 

Warm Up:

High Knees & Butt Kickers

SSH IC X 15

The Goof Ball IC X15

Daisy Pickers IC X10

Fazio Arm Circles IC10 F/R

Michael Phelps; L/R, R/L

The Workout:

The U-Turn… Some found their way through this ball of yarn for the 5k, the rest went the distance for 8k.

Mary:

Left her waiting.

Announcements:

Helping Shredder in the afternoon – double check slack because of the rain may audible for a cozy spot watching Tiger tear it up.

Prayer:

Silent Prayers, Those who couldn’t be with us and for the Ferns, YHC took us out.

Tabata Time

There was a ton of HIM ready for Crazy Ivan workout this morning. YHC was running slightly behind from setting up the action. Planned for 20 max and had 26 (1 that was running solo), so last minute changes were needed. We had 2 FNG’s that were given the low down on how this F3 thing works. YHC put on breath taker for the last time this week. It was 0530 so let’s get to work.

EC:
Tons of guys

Fritter Foundation Inductees:
Blue Hen & Brony

Warm Up:
Started out with a quick count to get us in small groups of 4. There was one group of 5.
SSH x20 IC
Small group indian run to opposite side of parking area
Jump lunges x10 IC
Indian run backside of lot, return to start
Shoulder raises front then side x20 IC
Daisy pickers x10 IC
Good mornings x10 IC

The Workout:
Mosey down to playground
Tabata Time – rotate to each station 2:30 of strong work then 0:30 break to rotate
6 stations, 5 groups of 4 and 1 group of 5 (YHC lost a member to the crapper for about the first 10 mins)
1 – Morning wood with kettle bells
2 – Partner lat pulls at bars (partner up and hold legs, keep back straight and pull up)
3 – Kettle squat hops cone to cone with 10 wonder bras at the end of each cone
4 – Jump ropes and rotating battle rope every 30 secs
5 – Agility ladders with a burpee at the end of each pass
6 – Merkins and plank jacks x10, continuous R&R for all the exercises until air horn blows to rotate

Mary:
We didn’t have enough time for all of Mary so we did a few quick ones.
Obliques with kettle bell x10 IC, switch sides
American hammers with KB x10 IC
Superman (with KB but that failed) x10 IC

Announcements:
Check FB & Slack, link coming for Dad’s camp, Fire Dept training set up by PacMan aka Cowboy

T-Claps (Recognition):
Is it ok for YHC to call himself out? I was battling a cold/pollen blend all week and wearing breath taker. This was the toughest workout week I have had in a very LONG time. BT is a beast and you don’t realize it until you wear it. At each AO I posted this week, there was a 30 sec blurb about Testicular Cancer Awareness. We can donate funds to help the society spread the message of the importance of checking yourself regularly. Key task for the month is for each PAX member to make a habit of checking the jewels for any changes. See slack and FB for details on how or just google it. YHC plans to posts to as many different AO’s this month to spread the message.

Prayer:
Pikachu and his episode at Tapline, Crab Legs, Shredder, BS results from CT scan (all clear)

Great to see so many HIM posting today! Apologies for being a bit flustered to start but wasn’t expecting that turn out. It worked well and hope that you broke a sweat today. Thanks to Sir Dawgpound for allowing me to lead my first Q at Crazy Ivan and my last day in BT. Good luck to Yogurt who gets the enjoyment of wearing BT next week with a winning bid of $120. Welcome Pace and Snap (FNG’s). It was real and it was fun but it wasn’t real fun.

BS Out!

A Long 45 Minutes

10 PAX got stronger this morning at Purple Cobra with 6 for EC. There was an LED appearance as he attempts to get back on track for his annual post goal. Sparty returned to start his 2nd week with F3. YHC wanted to mix it up and brought a circuit workout (after scrambling to find a timer at 4:30 this morning that was up to the task). My first F3 post was at a circuit style workout by Breach, so I figured I would share my painful memories of this day with those lucky PAX that showed up. The rain held off for most of this morning’s workout, but started coming down pretty hard during Mary to cool us off. This morning was surprisingly quiet with little mumblechatter so I assume the PAX got their money’s worth. No merlot, but I did get Pablo to comment that it seemed like a long workout. F3 starts and ends on time. Lucky for us, the last circuit ended right at 0615.

EC:Warbucks, Shamwow, Dahmer, Sparty, LED, Pablo

Warm Up:
5:30 hit and we were off on a mosey to goodwill. Upon arrival we did:

SSH x30IC
Sir Fazio Arm circles x10 forward x10 IC
Windmill x10 IC
Mountain climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Mosey long way to loading dock for some circuits.
Circuit: 45 sec AMRAP, 15 sec rest. Stopping when we heard the airhorn.
Round 1:
Monkey humpers
Merkins
Jump lunge
Shoulder taps
Prisoner squats
Carolina dry docks

Recover

PAX grabbed 2 rocks each for round 2:
Shoulder press
Curls
Triceps
Dodo bird
Wonder bra
Curls

Pile up rocks at end of white line. PAX spaced out along line and did American hammer passing rocks down line and back.

Block Webb’s 1:3 up to 6:18 because we could not do any more.

PAX made 2 lines, pile rocks in front of each line.
Plank hold while 1st in each line sprints 2 rocks back, 1 each trip until rocks were returned. Many plank exercises were called.

With a few minutes remaining until Mary, we did:
People’s chair x20 IC
Bear crawl across loading dock, crab walk back
People’s chair x20 IC

Mosey to start.

Mary:
Mary circuit – 45 sec AMRAP, 15 sec rest
It was at this point the rain started coming down pretty hard.
LBCs
WWIIs
LSF
Freddy Mercury
Flappy bird
Boat canoe (because it’s pouring and M4L requested it)

Announcements:
ShamWow and Dahmer posting at Healing Transitions Friday and collecting items.
F3 Nation chooses Slack as official commz channel
Sign up to Q Purple Cobra

T-Claps (Recognition):
Sparty strong start to F3.
ShamWow, Dahmer, M4L for posting at the Arena. Need more guys to do this!

Prayer:
Crablegs, Shredder, Double D, Healing Transitioners

YHC took us out