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FNGs: Welcome Teen Wolf!

 

EC: 187 and UTI

Warm Up: Moseyed over to back portion of Planet Fitness parking lot for some warmup exercises to include cadence count Frankensteins, Fozio Arm Circles, Windmills, Good Mornings, and Imperial Walkers.

The Workout: PAX gathered at the back of the Planet Fitness parking lot facing the Butchers Market (great signature steak tips). We ran towards Butchers market, held chill cut for 60 seconds then performed 5 Merkins, 5 Squats, 5 Inverted SSH, 5 Side Plank to Merkins (crowd favorite) and then 5 Jump squats. Pax then ran back to the opposite end of the parking lot where we held chill cut for 60 seconds and increased each exercise by 5. This was rinsed and repeated until we hit the 20 rep count per each exercise.

 

PAX then Moseyed behind Harris Teeter, grabbed some pallets and did 2 rounds of  25 shoulder presses and overhead squats. Finally we headed in front of HT for 3 rounds of 25 dips on the park benches or wall.

Mary: Low Slow Flutter and Homer to Marge for 25 reps followed by 15 Straight Leg Raise.

Announcements:Oakwood 24, Throwback 5 starting Monday December 30th at Mutiny, Healing Transition this Friday (donations clothing always accepted). UTI tomorrow morning at Dunkin Donuts at 5:30am 3rd F 2020 vision for F3 South Wake.

T-Claps (Recognition):  187 and UTI getting some miles in before the workout.

Prayer: UTI’s coworker diagnosed with pulmonary emboli, Teen Wolfs relatives with pneumonia and in rehab from a recent fall, Walaby, and unspoken prayers.

12 Days of “Lit” Q Christmas

Q promised to keep the PAX moving this morning and move we did.  12 days of Q Christmas didn’t disappoint and we were “lit” up with the Full Moon this morning, awesome flashlight and great view this am.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Quick run around the soccer field loop, SSH x 36 IC, Imperial Walkers x 24 ct IC, Frankensteins x 12 IC, Fazio Arm Circles front/back x 12 IC, Overhead and seal claps x 12 IC.

The Workout: Indian run over to the school parking lot

12 days of Q Christmas begins with PAX completing first day and moving down the list through each day, completing all the other days back to day 1.

  • 1 Burpee
  • 2 Wide plan merkins
  • 3 Star jumps
  • 4 Monkey humpers, IC
  • 5 Diamond merkins
  • 6 Plank jacks, IC
  • 7 WWII’s
  • 8 Shoulder taps, IC
  • 9 Prisoner squats
  • 10 LBC’s, IC
  • 11 Mountain climbers, IC
  • 12 Side straddle hops, IC

PAX mosey back to playground for quick DORA, 50 irkins, dirkins and dips.  Partner up, first partner starts exercises, second partner runs loop around parking lot and switch

Mary: American hammer x 12 IC, Freddy Mercury x 12 IC, low slow flutter x 12 IC, have a nice day 12 count

Announcements: Christmas party this weekend

Prayer: Crablegs, Emeril’s dad recovering from surgery, Pilgrim’s dad in hospice

How Pablo does Disney…

4 PAX, 2 for EC, decided to swallow the DRP to continue in their daily commitment to accelerate fitness, fellowship, and faith.  Q had posted a preblast commenting on the difficulty of his plans which may speak to the low attendance.  Who knows, maybe some PAX like easier workouts or they just heeded my advice to seek another AO?  Either way, 4 #HIM got stronger today seeing how Pablo does Disney…

EC: 187, Pablo

FNGs: None

Warm Up: All exercises in cadence: SSH x20; IW x10, HB x10, Arm Circles x10F x10R

The Workout: PAX moseyed to the back corner of the track around the soccer fields where the path forks with hill and partnered up.  Partner 1: run around the track stopping at the corners to complete 10 count merkin exercises  (corner 1 wide grip, corner 2 diamond, corner 3 regular) Partner 2: 5 burpees at the top of the hill, run to the bottom for 5 star jumps, run back to the top and repeat until partner 1 has made it all the way around the field.  Switch and repeat for 3 full circuits.  PAX then moseyed to the play ground for 2 sets of : Bulgarian split leg squats (10R 10L), 10 Derkins, 10 Erkins, 10 Dips, and 10 box jumps.  PAX moseyed to the wall at the restrooms where Partner 1 held BTTW while Partner 2 did an in cadence exercise then switch (first exercise freddie mercury x10, second exercise mountain climbers x10).  This was repeated except BTTW was changed to People’s Chair.  Mosey to the flag for Mary.

Mary: All exercises in cadence: LSF x20; Homer to Marge x10 regular, 5 right leg up, 5 left leg up; Box cutter x20, Freddie Mercury x10, Pickle Pounder x10

Announcements: CSAUP Frosty this Saturday, Hanging Christmas lights at Wallaby’s house today

T-Claps (Recognition): None

Prayer: Wallaby, Crablegs, Quiver’s Family, Unspoken

The Rain Don’t Matter..6 PAX Get Some Hill Work

Pre-Blast reaffirmed that AGS would be open despite the rain that was scheduled in the forecast. Arrived to Womble via Stinson this morning so that YHC could get a good look at the street name which would serve as an end point for this morning’s hill repeats. Come to find out its Lacombe Court. As I noted this, I began the uphill climb in the Knight Rider and quickly came upon a light up vest in the back drop of a light fog and drizzle. Moving at a decent pace, Pikachu was just finishing up his 5th mile on to what would be a 15mi morning on this rainy and cold morning. What else can be said, the kid likes to run no matter the conditions.

Arrived to the parking lot to see DawgPound make his way to AGS this morning. Grabbed the flag out of the back of my car. As I made my way to the planting zone, Master Shake comes rolling in, along with Deadbolt not far behind. Nemo arrived shortly after that and before YHC knew it, we had 6 PAX on a very rainy and raw morning in the gloom.

On mornings like this, especially on a Sunday, it would be so easy to stay nestled in the fartsack. These 6 HIM made a decision, however, and showed up. To honor that commitment, YHC planned some hill work, being sure to stay close to shelter in the event the rain picked up. As it would turn out, the heavy rain held long enough for PAX to get 4-5ish miles this morning.

Warm Up: Light jog to the back Ivan lot via the left side of the soccer fields. Circled up for Imperial Walkers X12, Good Mornings X12, Fazio Arms F/B X12. During this series, DawgPound expressed his displeasure with the exercise count going to 12 each time. Not sure why there was an issue. We do this every Sunday and is the standard during football season at AGS. I guess Dawg just doesn’t like 12 for some reason. Finished up the the last set of Fazio’s and then mosey’d to around the lot to the back side of the Ivan lot. Circled up for some Hillbillies X12, Frankensteins and alternating lunge walks. Wrapped up the warm up with prison squats on YHC’s cadence down and up X12.

The Workout: With the uncertainty around when the heavy rain would fall, we’d keep close to Womble as mentioned. Decided on some old school Speed Racer for this morning’s workout. PAX ventured out of the Ivan lot to the left up Stinson for a series of 2.5 hill repeats. At the top of Stinson, PAX would perform 6 Burpees (just because 6 came to mind this morning and Dawg didn’t like 12 counts). From the top of Stinson, PAX would then head all the way down to Lacombe Ct, where they would perform 6 star jumps. Rinse repeat twice with PAX picking up the six throughout the hill runs. After the last set of 6 burpees was perfomed, YHC instructed PAX to take a left out of Stinson and onto Grigsby taking the long way around the baseball fields and then head back to the shelter in front of the flag for Mary.

Mary: Planks with alternating calf stretches, cobra stretches, runners pose stretches, downward dogs
Announcements: CSAUP Next week- Dec 7th. Get your Frosty on! F3 Christmas Party at Midget’s on Dec 14th.
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX who posted this morning putting in work in the cold rain.
Prayer: Prayers for Wallaby and his family. Prayers for Nemo’s brother-in-law. All PAX and family faced with challenges during this holiday season. Continued health as we close out 2019. All unspoken. YHC took us out.

Thanksgiving Convergence

With Thanksgiving feasts on the horizon, 32 PAX wanted to make sure to start the day with a caloric deficit so they wouldn’t feel so bad about blowing it out of the water later in the day (or at least that’s how YHC felt).  With an hour long workout ahead of us and three mystery Q’s no one was quite sure what to expect.

FNGs: Welcome Captain Planet!

The Workout:

Pikachu started off the morning’s activities by announcing the first mystery Q, everyone’s favorite reason to have it burn when you pee, U.T.I.:

When did Thanksgiving become the holiday that just wouldn’t end!?  I thought I had made this amazing/awesome feast for everyone at R4TJ.  I just got this whole mess cleaned up. I knew there was some mumblechatter about the day of Thanksgiving.  Cletus 3x in 3 days, 3Qs at Tiger Blood or even flag football. It’s my fault, I shouldn’t have said anything…  I overheard the conversation and said “3 strikes is a Turkey in bowling” Apparently that was enough to ask me to set the table once again.  I do make a mean Turkey… but this is different… A CONVERGENCE!?!? I mean that could be HUGE – It’s the whole freaking extended family! At R4TJs Turkey Day, Chris (you remember – that guy that moves like lightning) assured me that there would be 2 other cooks in the kitchen but there was a catch…  He wouldn’t tell me who. I mean Emeril would be a big help but… you know… celebrity chef and all… Would he even show? I know he has a new gig something called “I’m On It!” – must be one of those Chef saves the day in a crappy restaurant reality things… I guess I would have to wait and find out.

I arrived promptly at start time.  There was talk of appetizers (about 3 miles of food was offered, just something light to get started but a bit more than typical) – I was planning on saving some room for dessert so I just showed up for the main course.  As you can imagine, it’s the holidays and with everything mostly shutdown there aren’t many options to get your fill. I counted 20 heads when I got there and more were filtering in from their appetizers. Final count was 32 as we gathered for the meal.

I was up first, the other 2 chefs were still unknown – probably still cooking up their best offerings.  I had prepared, had an idea, wanted to play on the bowling concept that got me into this mess in the first place.  Who am I kidding, bowling alley food for Thanksgiving!? Scrapped that and realized that I was the first course. I had to ease them into it.  It was a simple and recognizable offering, didn’t want to upset the pallet. Here is the recipe in case you liked it. Just keep in mind, as my friend Alan pointed out, you’ve got to let these ingredients rest a bit before you add the next one.  Otherwise your guests get a little cranky about the results…

  • 10 Burpees OYO – I didn’t plan to use this ingredient but Jaron (comic book character complex) and Florence insisted.
  • 30 SSH
  • 30 Frankensteins – I need to work on these, timing was a little off and Cousin BJ made sure I knew…
  • 30 Windmills
  • 30 LBCs

Big crew for dinner – I thought it would be best to split everyone up into 3 groups and seat them together.  Just more manageable – We split up in the front and made our way to where the first course would be served. There were Indians (aka native Americans) at the first Thanksgiving.  Theming the party is always fun and engaging your guests can really make the day memorable for everyone.

  • Indian Runs with 10 guests run to their table.

The main course was kind of a build your own.  Some basic ingredients were provided but guests were asked to push themselves and create a dish to remember.

  • 10 guests at each table, each group at a different end of the large oval-shaped venue
  • 1 to 5 social guests got to run the perimeter of the Oval as fast as they could, greeting the 20 that they weren’t seated with along the way.
  • The leftovers at the table got to focus on an ingredient of their choice while their friends were away being social.
    • My table did some American Hammers, Low Slow Flutters, Pickle Pounders, and I went out for some social time so I’m sure I missed something on the list.  Great work at the table – very delectable stuff.
    • There was a friendly new guy at our table too.  Talked a bunch! Glad to have that kind of energy at the celebration.

I know I started out griping about being asked to make another meal on short order but sometimes I think I just like to complain.  It’s always a pleasure to serve the family. Just as I was starting to really enjoy hosting, the 2nd Chef was tapping his tall glass of water (dude really enjoys some high quality H20) for everyone’s attention.  It was time for me to handover the apron.

Aquaman:

QIC Aquaman circled up the PAX and never let them go.  Today’s exercises were brought to you by the letters A, B, and S.  YHC can’t remember the exact specifics of everything we did but we started with protractors with the Q calling out the angle while PAX took turns calling out a 10-count all the way around the circle.  Rinse and repeat with LSF and then again while holding various plank positions (regular, chill cut, right arm up, etc.).  At Potts’ request we ended with Boat/Canoes with variations mixed in as well.  I’m sure I missed stuff but just know that everything was ab focused and there was a lot of mumble chatter regarding it.

Our third and final Q was none other than YHC himself, 16-bit:

Having received a text from Pikachu Wednesday morning about Qing the last 20 minutes of the workout didn’t leave YHC much time to plan.  I didn’t know how many people to expect but I did expect a fairly large group.  And I got that group.  I spent the night scouring the official exicon for new exercises that would accommodate a large group, took notes, allowed room for modification, and was satisfied.

Not yet breaking the previous Q’s circle the group started with Crowd Pleasers.  These consisted of an x:x ratio of merkins and groiners.  We started with 1:1 and worked our way up to 5:5 and then back down to 1:1.  These seemed to live up to their name and I look forward to incorporating them in to more workouts.

After this we moseyed around to the other side of the parking lot to make use of the curbs.  Admittedly things got a little messy here because the curbs weren’t equal and there was some confusion but I think, overall, it went well.  We started with inch worms.  Feet against the curb in full plank position PAX slowing inched their hands forward until they couldn’t reach any further and then inched their feet up until they were back in full plank postion.  Continue this until the other curb and then work back towards the other curb.

Next up was modified ascending curb crawls where we started with our feet on the curb and performed a derkin, bear crawled to the other curb and did another derkin. Bear crawl back to the originating curb to do 2 derkins, etc.  We did this until we did 3 and 3 because they sucked and it was hard.

The last exercise at the curbs were broken wheelbarrows.  PAX partnered up and wheelbarrowed from one curb to the other.  The broken part of it was that the partner holding the legs only held one leg.  Partners switched after they crossed the parking lot.  Each partner took two trips.  These also sucked.

Mosey back to the original circle location for our last exercise.  Someone thought it was time for Mary, but not quite yet.  The last exercise YHC had planned was a Circle Burp.  Per the exicon, everyone in the circle started chopping their feet while PAX around the circle called to do a burpee.  As fun as this sounded I don’t think anyone wanted to do 32 burpees so YHC modified and just called out when to do a burpee.  I don’t know how many we did but it wasn’t too many.  However, had I known I was going to get so much Jane Fonda related hate during Mary I might have just had us do burpees until time was out.

Mary:

Staying in our circle we started with Coolers.  These start as a side plank on your forearm and done IC.  On one we lifted our top leg up towards the sky, two brought it back down, three brought our top leg’s knee to our chest, and four took it back down.  10 each side.  Bring on all the Jane Fonda references.

Afterwards we went on to sleeping hillbillies and American Hammers.  I might have done more but honestly can’t find my notes or remember.  We ended with Happy Thanksgiving, aka Have a Nice Day.

Announcements:

Christmas party on the 14th, Frosty CSAUP on the 9th.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Aquaman and U.T.I.  for helping bring the pain in their own ways this morning.  I know, for myself, it was challenging planning a workout not knowing who else was Qing and what they were planning but it all came together nicely.  These guys did an outstanding job in helping everyone clear some waist line space for the impending feasts, especially Aquaman with all his gut busting ab exercises.

Prayer:

Our brother Wallaby is going through hard times right now, struggling with substance abuse.  He and his family could use our support so if you are able to help in any way I’m sure the family would appreciate it.  Hardy has the flu which is no fun ever but especially during a holiday.  Continued prayers as well for Quiver and his family.

 

I know I speak for my fellow Qs when I say that being chosen to have the opportunity to lead this workout was an immense honor.  I’m thankful for all of you on this day where we reflect on the blessings in our lives.  I count each and every one of you among them.

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Best L-E-F-T-O-V-E-R-S Ever!

EC: Cupid, Katniss, Mookie, Pikachu, ShamWow, YHC.

Lots of anticipation in this workout: Who will take Yogurt’s place as site Q? Will Yogurt be able to stop cadence? Will there be dessert with these leftovers?

Warm Up: Long way to back of Hunt Center. SSH 50x. Started off LEFTOVERS with a round of Wings: Arm circles forward and back, hold ‘em; seal claps, hold ‘em; overhead claps, hold ‘em. OK, so I always forget to stop, so lots of laughs with the various counts. I think I nailed a few at 15!

The Workout:

L-E-F-T-O-V-E-R-S

L Lt. Dan ain’t got no legs. Squat plus lunge with each leg 10x x 2

E Everest over to the wooden steps. Lunge up two steps, full squat. Rinse and repeat

F Forest to Sea. You remember this one from CSAUP 2018. Bear crawl to middle of field, crab walk to end. Run back

T Tony Hawk Burpee. Burpee with 360 spin jump to finish. I think we were all stumbling to this one 10x, rinse and repeat other direction, just like Tony

O Outlaw. Recover on this one. Same as Boxcutter, but feet together. 10x clockwise, 10x counterclockwise

V Vacuum. Wheelbarrow out 10 steps, 5 derkins, backward wheelbarrow back to line. Rinse and repeat

E Empty wheelbarrow. Crab walk with partner holding legs. Up, back, switch, rinse, repeat

R Ranger Merkins together 20x, good form

S Surfer Merkin. What? Merkin with horizonal rolling 360 between. Yes, we got dirty!

Dessert: Needed more S, so we moseyed up to road behind Hunt Center for some SPRINTS!

Sprints to next light pole. Split PAX into two waves. Rinse and repeat 3x.

Mary: 6 minutes: Standard starting position 6 inch hold. Low slow flutter, box cutters, pickle pounders, more Out;aws, end with 1 minute 6-inch hold.

Announcements:

Time to turn my site Q over to PAX who is ready. When I offered Cletus to this PAX, he jumped on it, ready to lead. This PAX joined F3 in March 2019. Initial U-Turn runs were 10 min max pace over 3 miles. In the spring, remember him telling me he had a hard time getting over the fatigue at the 2-mile mark. Man, has he come a long way! Trained like crazy for HSHM and had a great finishing time. He’s grateful for all the supportive PAX along the way!

I’m proud to pass the turkey leg to Katniss!

Prayers: Our F3 brother struggling with addiction. Hardy (Florence’s son) has the flu, possibly spreading through family. Job (friend of Pikachu). Other spoken and unspoken.

With winter time coming up, keep eye out for PAX falling off workouts for whatever reason. Keep everyone engaged!

 

Thankful

FNGs:none
Warm Up:Good mornings, arm stretches, fazio arm circles, ssh
The Workout:

T – The Wolverine 10 count

H- Howling monkeys atom the circle and 10 count at end

A- Aiken legs 20 jump squats, 20 lunges IC, 15 smurf jacks

N- no surrender 20 IC

K- king of hearts suicides. 3 sets

S- Stirkins stepuos and irkin

G- 20 Groiners

I- indian run to tennis court with last man doing 3 merkins

V- vacuum cleaners with 3 sermons at two locations

I- iron Hulk 1:4 ratio to 7

N- never cross dolly

G – growing pains

G- good day

Mary:none
Announcements: convergence tomorrow at 6:00am tiger blood, csaup dec 7th, Christmas party Dec 14th.  Leadership changes starting Jan 1st
T-Claps (Recognition): to the pax who came out and brought canned goods for Mamas House of Thrift.  Picture to follow but we’ll over 300 items.
Prayer:Quivers family, Hardy and sickness, Wallaby

11 for 41

FNGs:None

Warm Up: The smell of Christmas trees filled the air around Purple Cobra’s meet up.  Pax headed over to in front of the Butcher’s Market (Boars head turkey much cheaper than any local grocery store and not to mention those steak tips are infused with some addictive marinade) to get the juice flowing with SSH, Fozio arm circles, Windmills, Imperial walkers, and Hillbillies,

The Workout: Pax then lined up in front of the Butchers Market parking lot and did sets of running ~41yards coming back to starting point and perform various exercises  for 41 reps rinsing and repeating to include Merkins, Squats, Shoulder taps, Pulse squats,  Plank with left arm up and then right arm up (held for 41 seconds) and then finally calf raises.

Pax then moseyed over to the area behind HT to do People’s Chair and BTTW holding for 41 seconds. 2 cycles of those.

Pax then played with stones doing Curls for the Girls 41 times and then an isometric hold of 41 seconds. We then put our stones back and moseyed in front of HT for some Dips….41 oyo.

Mary: We circled up in an open area of the parking lot not near the usual  location, trying to be considerate of possibly guy sleeping in the Christmas tree shed and did 41 reps IN CADENCE low slow flutter, Freddy mercury’s, American Hammers, LBC’s.
Announcements: Convergence on Thursday at TB, Possum Trot collecting canned goods tomorrow, Frosty and Holiday party.
T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Deadbolt, 187, Lipstick, UTI, Full house,
Prayer: Unspoken and Quiver’s family.

 

See you next week at Purple Cobra.

Alot to be Thankful for.. 9 PAX at AGS to Shake It Out..

Before we get into the specifics of this morning’s shakeout run workout, I’d like to reflect on a few takeaways from yesterday’s race. Yesterday morning was perfect in comparison to last year’s balmy 36 degree tundra trot.  A brisk 47 degrees yesterday morning, allowing PAX to shed some layers and nix the gloves. Minus the slight wind, I’d say the sky Q threw us a bone and created some optimal conditions for some magical runs to happen in Southwake. Rolled into the Purple Cobra AO meeting spot to clown car with Full House, 187, and Redenbacher. As we roll into Ting, we see a swerving bicycle toting several flags on its way to the basketball courts…Banana Seat in the house. Parked the car and then shortly headed to warm-ups, with about 30 PAX ready to get after it, and several more there for support every step of the way. Always amazed to see the photos after the race at how big the group photo gets year after year, and equally impressed with the new faces that come into focus year after year.

Let’s face it, this race has significance for so many reasons. We train here, we live here, we know every nook and cranny of this course and we know who we were with when we ran it. This race is significant mostly because its personal. Every PAX who has posted in SouthWake has a memory along this course and if you have been around long enough, you know the sense of community and the overwhelming sense of support when you see familiar faces along the route on race day. Not to mention, nobody puts an exclamation point on this race like F3 Southwake. Shovel Flag escort for every PAX up that ramp to the finish. There is nothing like it. Leave no man behind and the race isn’t finished until the last one is in. That’s what is special about this race. The journey we take every morning as we wake up to get those PRs isn’t easy and we push each other to accelerate in all phases. The sacrifices we make as individuals to rise out of that fartsack in the crazy morning hours and make each other better men collectively mentally, physically, and spiritually is that much more gratifying when you scroll through all of those pictures and strava feeds after the race.

A huge shout out to our non-running PAX for the support yesterday. All were strategically placed throughout the critical areas of the course offering encouragement, positive energy, and a few choice phrases to entice jailbreak speed up the ramp to the finish. Banana Seat, Slide Rule, Blue Hen, Flannigan, Dovetail, Skidmark, Shredder, Gump, Dauber, Wallaby, and WebEx. I’m fairly certain I may be missing a few, and for those that YHC may be missing, you are appreciated by everyone running yesterday.

The PRs yesterday were aplenty. Safe to say the training paid off and then some. If I were to create awards from yesterday, they would be as follows:

Best Comedic Duo Performance: LipStick and Mrs. LipStick- First congratulations to Mrs. Lipstick. She did an incredible job finishing I believe her first half and also doing it while going 13.1 with LipStick selfie sticking most of the way. Anyone see the FB video? TV gold right there. At many points while I thumbed through the pics, it appeared that she wanted to throttle my boy, Lipstick, but great job again to his M for pushing through. Lipstick, love you buddy.. great support out there.

Most Improved: UTI is absolutely crushing it. 6 Halfs under his belt and the times keep shrinking like the average number of exercises Midget performs during workouts.

WOW Award: True to his name, ShamWow just absolutely killed it yesterday. Knew going in he’d have a good run with the training he put in, but dear lord, I think he may have set the bar to a whole new level with his performance yesterday.

Dig Deep Award: Wasn’t able to witness this finish, but heard Breach tracked down the 2:00 pace group with about a mile left to finish with a sub 2. Way to push.

HSHM Rookie of Year: Aquaman not only went sub 2 in his first half, but he flirted with a sub 1:50. Though his body may have broken down a bit at the end, he put in a very gutsy run and has grown exponentially this past year. One to watch next year for sure.

Iron Horse Award: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, when I reach 50, I want to be like Yogurt. This guy is an absolute Beast. A podium performance yesterday with Alpine pacing his run. This guy is a grinder and as mentally tough as he is physically. Incredible run yesterday.

Excellence of Execution Award: If you were a WWF fan from back in the day, Brett Hart dubbed himself as “The Excellence of Execution.” Very methodical and executed moves with precision and efficiency. Here’s the thing about 187 that I love. He is about as efficient as they come. Shows up, puts in work, and then you later look at the Strava feed and think… “Oh, Damn. No he didn’t..” It probably takes YHC longer to pick up his jaw from the floor after seeing some of these runs than it is for 187 to run these races. Another podium performance in his age group. Incredible.

Youth Gone Wild Award: Remember that guy, Cupid? He started posting here and there when he started F3. Then we wondered what the hell is he doing running all hours of the day. Started running with Pikachu before and after Run the Quay at about a 9min pace. Well, I want to introduce you to 7:45/mi for 13.1 pace Cupid.

Under the Radar Awards: Who is this Katniss guy? I thought he didn’t like running or think he could run earlier this year. Amazing sub 2 performance yesterday. Silently, he has accelerated and another one to keep an eye on at his next half. There is also that other guy, Dahmer, who has silently put in some strong work on these HSHM runs to also get himself a sub 2 finish.

Don’t Call it a Come Back Award: Though the training hasn’t been perfect from week to week, Forceps has made his way back to healthy runs in recent weeks, finishing very strong up the ramp yesterday. I anticipate we will get him back to full speed in the upcoming months.

Double Down Award: Full House, I’m not sure what you were thinking putting back to back halfs on your calendar this month, but I’m sure glad you were out there yesterday. Coming off of a strong sub 2 Richmond Half and putting in some strong miles at HSHM yesterday. I appreciated the push at miles 10 and 11 to keep me going.

Mumblechatter I Wish I Was a Part of Award: Only saw the trio of Emeril, Dawgpound, and Cowboy finish the race, but after hearing about a few conversations they had during the race, I so wish it would have been recorded for prosperity purposes. Hearing how Emeril was ‘inspiring’ Dawg and Cowboy throughout the race makes me think we should somehow do a documentary next year.

Houdini Awards: Unfortunately, I didn’t see them prior to the race, but H1N1, Fonzie, and LED absolutely smoked it yesterday. Very strong training performed by those guys leading up to the race and it all paid off yesterday.

2020 HSHM Headlock Award: Fresh off a Solid 5k performance yesterday, Master Shake has HC’d on next year’s Half Marathon.

That Shower is Gonna Hurt Award: Last but not least, Redenbacher not only PR’d yesterday by over double-digit minutes, he did so with exploding nipples. I didn’t see how bad it was until the hairpin turn as he was passing me. His shirt looked like a crime scene and made me want to place a smiley face beneath the 2 red circles across his chest. All in all a strong run for him yesterday as well.

To round out yesterday’s race, I also wanted to give a big shout out to M4L, Pikachu, and Snap. Looks like 3Alarm had a great race as well and was made possible by y’all helping him navigate the course. Additional kudos to Nemo, Boy George, Lipsync, and Coal Ash for solid 2:15 , 2:30, 2:45 pacing.

One other thing…I’m proposing now that we make Freddy’s the official post HSHM race venue. If anyone has yet to experience the triple steakburger and fries, you ain’t living your best life. Yogurt, UTI, Aquaman, Bullseye, M4L, and Redenbacher can all attest that a 2nd F at Freddy’s is where its at for the perfect grease bomb to complement your PR. Heck, we should book Crosby and Bender Street now to play at this cathedral of burger heaven.

With all the great things that happened yesterday, I figured it would be a good idea for a shakeout run this morning with some much needed stretching. 9 PAX showed, most of which had run yesterday.

Warm Up: Light jog around the soccer fields to the back Ivan lot. Circled up for Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Michael Phelps, Prison Squats X10. Lunge Walks and Frankensteins to the far side of the lot. Hillbillies and Moroccan Night Clubs X12. Squat hold while YHC explained the route.
The Workout: A light 2-3 mi run up Stinson to Raleigh, Left on Rogers, right down Main Street. Right on Main St. back to Raleigh St. and back to the flag for Stretch O’ Rama.

Mary: Stretch O’Rama with each of the 9 PAX calling out a stretch exercise for a 10 count. With Thanksgiving coming up on Thursday, we then executed a plank o’rama, while PAX shared what they were thankful for this year and as we approach the upcoming year. And yes.. as Redenbacher was present, plank o’rama did include some “Nipplers.”

Announcements: CSAUP- Dec 7th, Holiday Party- Dec 14th, Wrightsville is just around the corner. 2nd F at Dunkins post-AGS.
T-Claps (Recognition): Outstanding job by PAX all week up to and including the race.
Prayer: Continued prayers for Quiver and his family, Crab Legs, and those still on the mend. Safe travels for all those travel this week for the holiday.

Always and honor to lead. What a day yesterday, not only for F3 SouthWake, but for the community to see once again what what we are all about.

The Classic U

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: SSH, Frankenstein, Imperial Walkers, Let’s go.
The Workout: The Classic U-Turn, 3 and 5 Miles were had.  I think I am missing one PAX….Speak up!!
Mary: Nope
Announcements: Frosty – SIGNUP
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: YHC took us out