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F3 Breakdancing Bust

13 total PAX posted at Kenny’s Grave. We had 3 that showed a couple mins late so YHC was feeling gracious and PAX did 3 burpees for the penalty. 12 Oaks clown car rolled in to join the KG fun today. Here we go.

Warm up – lap around parking lot with normal agility exercises
Use parking curbs for high knees, 2 passes
Over to tennis courts for some ladders, 3 passes on double ladders

Air squared x25 IC
Shoulder taps x15 IC
Hand release merkins x15
Breakdance R spins, L spins 10 each (this was a bust)
Was hoping at least one HIM would know how to sweep the leg. Had laughs trying.
Slalom x15 IC

Partner up similar size
– Partner carry suicide (free throw line, back, half court, back, far free through line, back, full court, recover) Switch partners
– Ladder wheel barrows with quick hands in boxes. Switch partners (3 rounds variations)

Evolution of man
– Crab walk length of court, exercise at other end, jog back to start: reverse plank jacks x10 IC
– Bear crawl, “” proper merkins x10 IC
– Duck walk, “” monkey humpers x10 IC
– Lunge walk, “” star jumps x20
– Broad jump, “” burpees x10

Mosey back to flag for Mary

Mary
Thor – up to 7 with 1:2 ratio
Pretzels – each side x10 IC
V-holds – 3 rds OYO

Verse
“Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, in everything give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you.”
‭‭I Thessalonians‬ ‭5:16-18‬ ‭
– Simple requests from God. Praying for others should be in our daily routine. We are very blessed in our lifestyles and should rejoice in what we have and not what we don’t have.

Announcements
CSAUP this Sat 6 A.M. Womble, Christmas Party Sat 6-10 M4L crib, WB training, U-turn, Q school Jan 13 @2 Womble, slack…seriously guys, Messi Q, Sliderule debut of yoga at 0515 Womble

Prayers
– DD dad and wife, Ausfahrt recovery, Crab Legs, unspoken

13 PAX
Sliderule, 16-bit, Messi, H1N1, Modify, Norm, Moby, Slots, Natty Ice, Blue Hen, the Dogpound, Buford, Banana Seat

12 Days of Christmas; Respect for 41

Warm Up: Banana Seat lead us around the tennis courts to the lower area by the concession stands.  Dauber took over and warmed up the PAX with the following exercises:  20 SSH, 10 Flower/Cotton pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Imperial Walkers right into 10 Hillbillies; Left arm and Right arm stretches. It was a nice start to this sub 30 degree clear morning.


The Workout:  PAX of 16 (welcome friendly face Natty Ice) broke into two groups, odds began 10 left up/downs followed by 10 right up/downs on the wall while evens held BTTW on the concession stand wall for a 20 count cadence count; swapped positions and completed the previous exercise.  Rinse and Repeat.   PAX walked to the driveway lining up into two lines.  PAX performed Frankensteins, high knees, open doors, and Karaoke (R/L) to the parking lot.  Each PAX grabbed a medium-sized rock and circled up in the parking lot.  In honor of President George H. W. Bush passing last week, PAX performed a total of 41 reps (10, 10, 10, 11) of the following rock exercises:  Rut-Ros, Curls, Tricep Curls, Squats.  PAX moved one space to the right before executing next exercise.  Once completed, PAX got on their six, knocked out 15 rock presses, 15 skull crushers and 15 Homer to Marge passing the rock to the right again before each exercise.  PAX John Cusack back to the rock pile and met up on the tennis courts. Lots of mumble chatter as Q forgot his left and right and pulled a Lipsync with his rep counts).
Mary: 12 Days of Christmas (F3 Style):  Q passed out 12 index cards to 12 unsuspecting brothers.  Each index card had a number (1-12) and a corresponding exercise.  We missed R-22 for special 5th day.  In the spirit of The Twelve Days of Christmas, F3 gave to me….

1st Day: 1 chill cut plank (turned into a pickle pounder – per Double D)

2nd Day: 2 Plank Jacks

3rd Day:  3 Mountain Climbers

4th Day:  4 Wide Merkins

5th Day:  5 Burpees OYO (missed you R-22)

6th Day: 6 Box-cutters

7th Day:  7 LBCs

8th Day: 8 Freddie Mercury 

9th Day:  9 Merkins

10th Day:  10 Squats

11th Day:  11 WW IIs

12th Day:  12 SSH

PAX and Q were spent.  Dauber asked Double D for a 10-count hold.  PAX knew they were in trouble when Double D went off count a few times.  (Must have been that new math)  It messed up the Q as he tried holding plank which looked more like a yoga move with his a$$ high in the air.  Recovered after a lengthy time.

Announcements:  CSAUP (Sat-Womble), U-Turn still on; Q-School in Jan; F3 Christmas Party (Sat); Mutiny on Mon will have a 2.0 as Q (first time in SW history).  Check out Yoga deal (one month = $29 Groupon at Burn? In Holly Sporing) – unlimited yoga.  And for those early birds, Slide Rule will lead a yoga class for EC on Friday before Cletus…5:15 in pavilion.


Prayer:  PAX circled up and held hands.  Dauber took us out.  PAX looking for employment, PAX having challenges at work; Double D’s Dad medical issues – recent fall, Double D’s wife – back surgery; Ausfart recovery in the hospital from his motorcycle accident (long road ahead)

EC:  2 mile run – Banana Seat, Beater and Dauber

Always an honor leading you men.  
Dauber – Q

No Curb Sharing

Cold and clear in the gloom today. PAX of 7 got warm rather quickly. Here’s how.

Warm up lap in parking lot with Carioca
Stretching
SSH x25 IC
Frankenstein’s x15 IC
Proper squats x25 IC

Burpee mile on track
Run .25 do 12 burpees, repeat 3 more times. Total 1 mile 48 burpees

Wheel of merkins – use curb and no sharing. 10 each, total 40 merkins
Baby dips x20 IC

Curb side hops with sumo squat in between curb line 4:1. 10 sets
Rinse and repeat with forward/backward hops over parking curb and squat

Air press shoulder taps 1:4 ratio. Stopped at 7:28 ratio for time

Mary
Febreze – 2 big boy sit ups, 6 inch hold in up position, 10 air presses. 2:10, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40, 10:50
Windshield wipers x15 IC
Boat Canoe x10 IC

Announcements
CSAUP dec 15, dec 1 Nemo’s Christmas party and dec 29 potluck, WB training, Crab Legs planning to run 5k at WB. Banana Seat has approval for all runners in the Saturday race to run as support.

Prayers
DD family, Crab Legs, holiday sadness for some, Natty Ice wife had a mis-carriage two weeks ago and maybe no more kids due to complications, Joe (Pastor) with heart surgery Norm and Chickenfoot request.

As always it’s great to lead such a fine group of HIM. Seize the day!

BS out!

Possum Trot BB

26 pax showed up in slightly above freezing temp to give thanks for ability to workout

 

Warm Up:lap around tennis courts, 20 SSH IC, 10 good mornings IC,10 cotton pickers IC,10 fazio arm circles forward and reverse IC, 20 Ralph is IC, partnered up at middle of lot. Each partner worked their way to end of lot and back with 8 shuffles forward, burpee, 4 shuffles backwards, burpee, repeat to end and back to the middle.
The Workout:1 partner grabbed rock. All made way to bottom of hill. Cumulative did 100 reps of each exercise: rutroos, curls,overhead press, squats and 50 busdrivers, while the partner climbed the hill and did 5 erkins derkins and dips. Partner returned rock while the other ran around the tennis court, 20 count IC balls to the wall
Mary: 10 World War IC, 20 American hammers IC, 10 boat canoes IC,  20 mountain climbers IC, 10 pickle pounders IC, 7 count absolution IC, 20 count balls to the wall with shoulder taps  IC, 20 mountain climbers In Cadenc
Announcements: Convergence at Kenny’s grave Thanksgiving Day 6 a.m.

There’s a Christmas party poll on Facebook Site Q is open if theres a volunteer.

M4L looking for guys to go down south and rebuild a house from the hurricane samage onDecember 1st meeting at Exit 319 on 40 I’m guessing.
Prayer: Noah’s Ark and crab legs health.

Safe travels for all over the holiday.

Be thankful for everything we have the ability to exercise our minds and bodies and

The New Hill

Kenny’s Grave was a little damp and moist in the gloom this morning but temps were favorable. There were 11 PAX that showed for an off course beat down. One clown car made the long drive down south to see what all the huh-bub was all about. Headlamps were ready on some of the guys. No EC needed on this AO, don’t need it.

Warm ups
Stretching
Squat shuffle
Frankenstein’s x10
Jog around parking lot with ladders and cones for 10 mins
SSH x25
Windmill x10
Mtn climbers x25

Do Work
Venture down to ladder railing near Downtown FV little over half mile away.
We were clocked at 6 MPH on the run down.
Ladder merkins 10x 5 rds lower, middle, upper, middle, lower (50 total reps)

Jog over to introduce a new hill to the PAX at Mineral Spring Park
11’s with Burpees and Turkish Get’ups
55 reps total for each

Back to rails
Dips x25

Mosey back to the flag since we were running out of time fast.

Mary
Boat canoes x10 IC
American hammer x10 IC

Verse – Encouragement and Patience
“Now we exhort you, brethren, warn those who are unruly, comfort the fainthearted, uphold the weak, be patient with all.”
‭‭I Thessalonians‬ ‭5:14‬ ‭NKJV‬‬

Announcements
HSHM, U-turn, AGS, Friday AO’s

Prayers
Work and life balance for Yosef and all of us, H1N1 may venture into new job possibilities, Martini’s baby due any day, WebEx’s family and new baby, Crab Legs, Noah’s Ark, DD’s family.

Still looking for a Co-Q at KG. I don’t mind bringing some work each week. Will welcome guest Q’s anytime. As always, thanks for those that attended and allowed me to lead today. Keep working hard in the gloom and through life.

BS Out!

Civics 101: 535 @ Possum Trot

Warm Up:  One lap jogging around the tennis court, SSH, Cotton-Pickers, Good AMs, Fazio Arm Circles, Windmills

The Workout:  Waking up to the midterm election results gave Dauber an idea to introduce a civics lesson digging into our legislative branch.  In honor of having 100 Senators and 435 Representatives, PAX got ready for a beat down that included 535 total reps.  PAX paired up, one PAX grabbing a medium-sized Rock and began the following workout:  100 curls (PAX not curling, bear crawled half the distance of a parking lot); 100 rut-ros (PAX not curling, ran to the end of the parking lot); 100 triceps (PAX not curling ran around the tennis courts); 100 goblet squats (PAX not squatting, ran to the concession stand); 35 Burpees (PAX pushed a rock while bear-crawling half the distance of a parking lot).  Time constraints got in the way of honoring our 100 Senators.  However, nine additional burpees were perforformed OYO in honor of our Judicial  branch (although one PAX suggested there were only five).  PAX held plank until each set was completed.

Mary:  PAX held Balls to the Walls in the tennis courts until all PAX returned their rocks.  Circled up for Mary whereby each PAX performed a 10 rep core exercise that included: box cutters, pickle pounders, canoes, WW IIs, LBCs, pickle pounders, ankle biters, SSH, diamond merkins, blank-ups, low-slow flutters, American hammers, alphabet soup, capital vowels only X2, burpees, etc.

Announcements:  Bottle share this weekend, see FB for location.  HSHM preparation and call for support.

Prayer:  Luke 16:10-13. Whoever is faithful in small matters, will be faithful in large ones…”. CrabLegs, Injured PAX, PAX training for half, Apologies for other prayers spoken (and those prayers unspoken).

2nd F at StickBoys post beat down.

Tremendous honor leading 18 #HIM.  Faithfully submitted, your Q – Dauber

D.R.A.C.U.L.A

Pax- Butt Wax, Farva, H1N1, Fonzie, Cowboy, R22, Doc, Peeping Tom, Modify, Pots, The Natural, Double D, Banana Seat, Fedex, LED

Warm Up: Mosey to Concession stand. 10 IC Good Mornings, 20 IC SSH, 10 IC 6-12in arm extensions ( for lack of name), 20 IC Moroccan Night clubs, 20 IC t claps, 10 each Fasio arm circles.

The Workout:

D- Deconstructed burpees. 10merkins, 10 in/outs IC, 10 Squats, 10 Star Jumps

Mosey to tennis courts

R -Red Barcheta. Suicide of sorts. Last court 100 SSH, 3rd court 75 Mountain climbers, 2nd court 50 LBCs, last court 25 merkin

A- ATMs. , 10 tempo merkins, 10 normal merkins

C-Caption Thor. 1:4 ratio up to 10. Situp:American hammers IC

U- Up Downs. Run in place and drop to floor on down.

L-Laney Lu”s – 5 rounds of 10 V-ups and then 10 sec plank.

A- Aiken Legs. 20 squats, 20 lunges 10 each side, 20 star jumps, 20 IC Split Jacks.

Mary:
Announcements: 6:30 practice run at Ting saturday for HSHM. 5:00 am if you want to go early. Virgin Q tomorrow at Kenny Grave
Prayer:Baby Back of Wilmington father with dementia, fedex mother in laws sickness. Safe travels for trick or treat.

Shaken not Stirred

Michael was slow to arrive so the rain was a no show this morning in the gloom. Expected to be the last high temps and humid morning of the year, Kenny’s Grave had 6 PAX show on time with 2 more right after go time.YHC had a shelter beat down planned and stuck to it. Some tokens were in play and I’ll get to the title in a bit as Martini was shook during Mary. Here’s how we took care of business.

Warm Up:
Slow jog around the parking lot where we were met by Norm on the way back around.
We circled up for the following:
Stretches to start
Smurf Jacks IC x20
Mtn Climbers IC x20 (got faster)
Sun Gods IC x10X4
Michael Phelps

The Workout:
We had a short mosey to the shelter where the PAX saw some brand new state of the art “Cinder Blocks”.
Two PAX per picnic table. One on the bench side and one on the table side.
Ring Around the Table (4 sets total x10 IC for total of 40 reps)
Box jumps (modify on high end if needed)
Dirkens with shoulder taps
Rotate each exercise then move to the next side of the table to complete the circle

Partner Up – one cinder block per group
3 rounds each with 2 exercises, rotating partners

P1 – Butt Blasters, elbows down on bench, one knee on bench lifting outside leg out and then back while bent. Set of 10 each leg IC
P2 – Cinder Curls x10 IC (total at end of 3 rds was 120 reps)

P1 – 1 legged seated squat x10 IC
P2 – Wonder Bras with cinder block x10 IC

P1 – Jump Lunges x10 IC
P2 – Rut Rows with block x10 IC

P1 – WWII’2 with block x10
P2 – Dips AMRAP

Mary:
Balboa sit-ups x10 2 rds, P1 sits on top of picnic table at very end while P2 holds down feet. Sit up going all the way down to ground and back up like Rocky did in Russia. These hurt…but not as bad as Martini’s head. Last set, Modify decided Martini needed to modify without any warning. He went back and never came up. No concussion and he could still see afterwards. He’s done worse at ECU though.
In-and-Outs on the bench, seated at end of bench bring knees to chest and back out. x10 IC
Ran out of time for American hammers with the blocks. I’m sure PAX appreciated that.

Verse:
Psalms 55:22
“Cast your burden on the LORD, and He shall sustain you;He shall never permit the righteous to be moved”
We all have burdens in this life. Let’s give it to the LORD and know he will provide.

Announcements:
Beer Mile Sat., Long runs U-turn, HSHM training going strong, The Odessey CSAUP, Darby’s events, t-shirt order coming up for HSHM

Prayer:
Little Clay, Crab Legs, Noah’s Ark, DD’s family, Banana Seats CT scan this morning, storm victims

It is always a pleasure to lead a shelter work out. YHC really finds a lot of stuff you can do with a picnic table to keep you moaning and groaning. It may not hurt on the first set but by the third, you should be feeling it. Look forward to continuing the Kenny’s Grave fun on Thursday’s. If you haven’t made a trip down to South Park lately, I highly suggest a visit soon. You won’t regret it!

BS Out!

Slide To The Left

PAX of 10 came out on a slight humid morning for a beatdown.

Lipsync, Modify, Banana Seat, LED, Wrangler, Norm, Fonzie, Gump(RESPECT), R-22, Fedex

 

Warm Up:  Took a lap around the track with stops at the soccer benches for irkins, dirkins, and dips and the wall at the shelter for more urkins, derkins and dips. Then circled up for SSH, IW, HB, Fazio Arm circles and stretches
The Workout: Mosey’d over to parking lot where we partnered up and started with patty cake merkins, then bear crawled to the middle of the parking lot for leg throw downs. I called an audible, instead of bear crawling to the island, I told the pax to partner wheel barrel to the island instead where one partner did superman hold while the other did burpees. Partner wheel barrel to last island mountain climbers and skaters.  Mosey’d to rock pile and then to picnic tables for some curls, tricep extensions, overhead press, rut rows, floor chest press and merkins.  Did two rounds of this rotating two rocks to our left. Indian run to tennis courts for Mary and COT.

Mary:Pickle pounders, LBC, Low Flow Flutters, American hammers, called on R-22 for box cutters and Banana Seat finished with bear crawl, crawl bear and sprints across the tennis courts.
Announcements: Carpax CSUP 10/20, CBC Beer Mile 10/13, HSM 11/17, Darby Challenge

Prayer: Double D’s Family, Crablegs, Josh Hefner’s grandfather(sorry can’t remember F3 name)

I’ll make you a mountain racer

Warm Up:
Jog around park track (1/4 mile), then circle up for warm up exercises:
Side straddle hop 20xIC
Sir Fazio arm circle 10xIC forward, 10xIC backward
Good Morning 10xIC
Squat walkers 10xIC
Hillbillies 10xIC
Mountain Climbers 10xIC

The Workout:
Partner up – size doesn’t matter – for DORA.  Odd number of Pax so YHC went solo – followed H1N1’s team for timing when to switch to run.
100 WWIIs
200 Merkins
300 Squats
While partner is doing exercises, other partners run 3/4 of the way around the parking lot, then bear crawl back to partner the last 1/4 (about 0.04 of a mile). I believe all PAX ran/crawled 6 times so totaled about 1/4 mile of bear crawling.

Some mumble chatter about not being able to run home while we were doing squats.  Just wait, there’s more!

5 Minute Mountain Legs
After failing to complete the Barkley Fall Classic 50k again, I chatted with some friends who did finish.  They suggested adding this workout at the end of long runs, so I figured I would also bring it to F3.
Round 1: For one minute, do forward lunges, alternate legs each lunge (max of 10 lunges each leg).  If finished before 1:00, rest the remaining time.
Round 2: For one minute, do backward lunges, alternate legs each lunge (max of 10 lunges each leg).  If finished before 1:00, rest the remaining time.
Rest 30 seconds because now it’s going to be tough
Round 3: Do backward lunges, 10 each leg, only when you come back to the standing position, don’t put your leg down.  If finished before 1:00, rest the remaining time.
Round 4: On picnic tables, put left leg up on bench, right leg on the ground. Do step ups for 30 seconds, keeping left leg in place on the bench, with right leg not actually landing on the bench (just in the air, then back down to the ground). After 30 seconds, switch legs.

Here is the link to the actual workout – apparently I took it easy on you guys and we were supposed to do 15 each leg in the round 3, and 1 minute each leg of the step ups! Next time…..
https://trailrunnermag.com/training/cross-training/the-5-minute-leg-circuit-for-mountain-running-strength.html

Mary:
American Hammers 15xIC
LBCs 15xIC
Low Slow Flutter 15xIC
Freddie Mercury 15xIC

Announcements:
CSAUP – Odyssey on Saturday October 20th from 0600 to 1000.  Signup here –
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NPIsrEXeX7jljOX4kfRqZiM_3ra3dQ1Pat0kcehPhUc/edit#gid=0

No U-Turn – we will instead do the Holly Springs Half Marathon preview run, with aid station support from LifeTime Fitness.  F3 will begin at 6:30, run club at 7:00.  Farva also mentioned he will be doing 3/1 intervals at 6:30 if you wish to join him.

Heather Jones from HSRC is running 36.5 miles at Womble tonight (10/4/18) to celebrate her son’s 1 year old birthday. She is also raising money for research into a rare genetic microdeletion he has – he is missing 4 million lines of genetic code. Here is the Facebook event – https://www.facebook.com/events/290240678256087/ and fundraising page (and more of the full story) – https://www.gofundme.com/365-miles-for-camden039s-365-days Let’s get out there and show her some F3 support!

Prayer:
Remembering Darth Visor and praying for his family. Let him be a reminder to us that it’s ok to say you are not ok, whether physically or mentally. If you are at a workout and something doesn’t feel right, or you are struggling with something in your everyday life, say something to someone.  Take a rest if needed.  It is not weakness to say you need help.
Prayers for our brothers we are missing in the gloom, dealing with sickness or recovering from injury or just being a bum!

YHC took us out, it was an honor to lead you men, great work!