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Hey Pax, Can Someone Give Me a Ride to…

YHC discovered a new way to get someone to a workout.  There’s the standard EH. Then there’s the “smack talk ‘em into it”. Finally, there’s the I locked my keys in the car, need a ride to the AO, and btw…I’m supposed to Q. That’s where I was after some miles at U-Turn this AM. But Sprinkler came to the rescue to give me a lift. Without my shovel flag, gloves, dice, winky, and other non-sweated through gear in my locked car… we began the AO at 0730.

FNG’s: nada
Warm Up: SSH x30, and then 10 counts of: IW, HB, Good Mornings, Frankenstein’s, Moroccan Night Clubs, Seal Clap, and Overhead Claps.
The Workout: To the rocks men!  YHC called a series of exercises with 20, 15, and a few 10 counts of the following:

Rut Rows x 3, Ground Pounders (only 1x), Squats x 4, Curls for the girls x 3, Tricep Press x 2, Bus Drivers, Wonder Bras, Shoulder Press x 2, Toe Taps, and, of course, in true GP fashion…the Rock Spanks! Pax switched rocks frequently.

Pax bring rocks to parking lot with everyone on their six. 6 rounds of Chest Presses and 6 rounds of ab work all with rocks. Ab work was 10 cts., presses were 10,15,20,20,15,10 counts.

Over to the bleacher area…an area apparently historically underused at this AO judging by the mumblechatter. Let’s open up this can!

Pax grab a fistful of fence for 30 count fence squats.

Half the pax engaged in a bleacher close grip Merkin ladder up and down the bleachers as the “timers”. Remaining pax did AMRAP dips at the knee wall. Switch.  Arms spent!

20 count step-ups at the knee wall.

We moseyed over to the restroom hut for some alternating series of People’s Chair and BTTW.  3 rounds of this with all pax counting the time with 7 counts, then 6, finally 5.

Moseyed back to the flag.

Mary: YHC realized we skipped dirkins, so we did 10 of those IC. Finished with 5 burpees OYO.
Announcements: Lots of things to get involved in on Slack. Wilmington race coming up.
T-Claps (Recognition): Needless to say…Sprinkler for making my Q happen. Farva… for always choosing a rock that makes the rest of the pax suffer…I mean…get stronger. Martini for doing a triple down after running like 14 miles or something this morning.
Prayer: Those sick and the hysteria that seems to follow Corona Virus situation. DOA’s family with sickness and M close to giving birth. Laid hands on our brother Forceps. Honored to lead… even without my car, keys, or gear!

3 Ring Circus at U-Turn, but No Dumbo…

Q Tour rolled into U-Turn this morning. Nice brisk temps. Pre-Blast went out late last evening from YHC after assessing the multiple feeds on Slack to determine what many of the PAX were thinking heading into their Saturday runs. Saw many were looking to get in some early morning miles, some looking for 5 as usual and others feeling nostalgic, looking for the ‘old school’ U-Turn route. For YHC, the plan was to start em off with warm-up and close em down with COT, but lead a 3 mile route for those looking for shorter distance. The combination of age setting in, my stupidity on Monday ‘getting way after it’ at PC, as well as my unfortunate lack of common sense trying to make Emeril all salty during Indian runs has earned YHC a well-deserved hip issue. To that existent, YHC had to rely on the strength of the PAX to push each other during their 5 mile runs.

Lots of PAX rolling in from EC and also many rolling in for Main Event. Planted flag, exchanged pleasantries with several PAX. Around 5:58am, Pablo was seen coming in hot, but no co-pilot in the form of Dumbo to be found. After seeing some early morning feeds from Slack on my porcelain throne this morning, it appeared that a great evening was had by many PAX at the NC State game last night. Dumbo’s morning scratch, however, was about as disappointing as Danny Manning’s .411 winning percentage at Wake Forest to many PAX in attendance,  including DawgPound, Pablo, and Emeril.

6:00am hit and after confirming no FNG’s we were off with the following warm-up.

Warm Up: Light jog around the lot with alternating carioca R\L, L\R. Continued on the light jog and circled up for SSH X15, Imperial Walkers X10, Hillbillies X10, Good Morning X 10 IC. Squat hold while YHC explained the options.

The Workout: Old School U-Turn with Dauber and Doc, Newer School (current standard U-Turn) route with 10min\mi and higher starting first, and a 3 mile with YHC, heading in either the New School or Old School direction. After explaining the route options, YHC sent the 10min pace groups first, but then Slide Rule said he’d have to be back before 7am, so would head out with the 10min group and then at that point after witnessing his long strides, the gazelles got triggered and just headed out all at once. They all knew what to do so…run pick up the six, repeat for 5 miles.

Boy George, Vasoline, and YHC stayed back, did some additional exercises to continue limbering up and to burn some time at the beginning so our 3mi route would end around the same time as some of the 1st PAX starting to filter in from their run. We chose new school route and headed up about 1.5 mi and just circled back to the lot. 15 PAX at the start and about 21ish PAX on the return for COT, accounting for those that headed out for early EC. Definitely didn’t lose anyone, but gained a few along the way.

Mary: OYO
Announcements: Dad-2.0 Workout with Mr. Terrific at 9am Womble.
T-Claps (Recognition): Deadbolt shaving 20seconds this morning compared to last week’s U-Turn post. Kudos to DawgPound with a strong finish at the end in picking up the six onto a solid 5mi run pacing around 9:13. All those getting extra miles out there this morning and pushing each other

Prayer: Continued prayers for Forceps. YHC took us out.

Ultimate Frisbee

13 PAX  for some fun!

EC: Buttermilk, Norm, Martini, R-22, Beater and Breach

FNG– None

Warm Up:

SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies and 5 burpees OYO due to a tardiness

The Workout:

We broke off into teams, light color vs dark color shirts. It was very hard to see the frisbee this morning. I think the dark team won…just saying. Once the frisbee hit the ground…many times these exercises followed: merkins, lunges, diamond merkins, SSH and mountain climbers.

After talking with Yosimite I had the frisbee. Made contact with a few PAX and I had one that had cones…Great, everything was covered. Not exactly, HIM showed but forgot the cones! Not calling any names.

Mary: No time left.

Announcements: Buttermilk’s Church, Hope Community (Mina Project) is having a fundraiser. Selling boxes of cookies home-made. Support this worthy cause by sending Buttermilk message for order. Discussions of the safety of PAX playing ultimate since it’s so dark. Several are exploring some other options. More information to follow.

Prayers: Forceps Family, Armpits brother-in- law has MS/not doing well, Norm travel mercies rest of the week and Unspoken

Yosemite Kringle

YHC got in from the airport a little after 0100 and, according to Garmin, got 3 hours and 55 minutes of sleep before getting up and heading to Holly Springs to lead this below-freezing ramble.  Knowing that there were three planning 5-mile EC I was curious how many would actually show up.

Much like the DPG that ran last week we were having staggered starts with 5-milers leaving around 0600 and the 3-milers heading out around 0625.  Let’s see how it went.

EC: Yosemite, Warbucks, Martini

FNGs: This is a joke today, right? I didn’t even want to go out in this, let alone someone new.

Warm Up:

The same warm up was done for both groups.

SSH x10 IC

Frankenstein x10 IC

Hip openers x10 IC

The Workout:

At 0600 and after being told to watch the ice, each PAX began Forward Foot Flops (FFF’s) OYO.  Some started by putting their left foot first, followed by the right, and then back to the left.  Others went right, then left, and then back to the right.  Rinse and repeat x6000+ times (individual results varied based on milage).

Once the first group was gone YHC climbed back in to his warm vehicle to pass the time.  The devil on my shoulder started suggesting that, if no one else show up, maybe I should just say in there until closer to 0700 and then just run in a circle until the runners get back.  Luckily Sprinker showed up to run 3 iles with me and after we warmed up we also started with FFFs.

Also, apparently when you have a long beard and you run in temps like this you end up looking like something out of a Christmas special.

Mary:

Some stretching and yoga were done once everyone was in.  We successfully had all PAX in (including ECers) around 0700.  I think this staggered start thing might actually work.

Announcements:

ShamWow!’s baptism at Hope tomorrow morning, following the 0930 service

T-Claps (Recognition):

To all SW PAX.  You know why.  You are real HIM.

Prayer:

Forceps and his family.  Today is going to be a difficult day.  Take a little extra time today to talk to God and offer to lend some of your strength to help Tim and his family.

 

Always an honor, even with no sleep and frozen hands.

 

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Sheepdog – burn’in love 🔥❤️

Pax of 11 for some burning love at sheepdog.

FNGs: Strawberry Hill (works at Mason Jar Brewing, not a huge fan of beer, first alcoholic drink was Boone’s Farm…and there ya go)

EC: Martini, Mr. Terrific, Shredder

YHC provided the disclaimer and promised some misery ahead.

Warm Up: Old Beater got us rolling with some F3 classics; oh wait… 5 burpees oyo for late pax….., then, mossy to the back,  SSH, squats,  moroccan night clubs, IW&HB, Good Mornings, Indian run to the front, followed by karaoke Indian runs, then Frankenstein’ Indian runs.  Last warm up, more burpees.

The Workout: YHC jumped in with a burning ring of fire. 10 pax circled up with 1 pax as the runner. The runner took one loop, setting the time for everyone else.
4 of the 10 had stations, which included, weighted squats, 25 pound ground pounders, jump rope, and standard Merkins/LBCs. All remaining pax did wing Chung striking starting with singles then doubles then five count. Packs rotated as each runner returned.

The mumblechatter was classic as Old Beater entertained the group with his retelling of his recent snip snip, which somehow included hairnets, a significant amount of iodine, and as he says it, really big paper towels. or, was it a lot of paper towels. Gump jumped in with a “back in my day……”, which evidently was 1948.  It was all pretty funny but did not quite alleviate the burning everyone fell in their shoulders and lats.

Mary:  Jumped into a speed round of Mary with low slow flutters, box cutters, LBC‘s, and crabcakes.

COT: Pax have some homework this week. Be sure to follow through on your commitment. You never know what it may mean to somebody else.

Announcements: ATT next weekend.  lots of 3rd F opportunities coming up. Big and small.
T-Claps (Recognition): Farva for bringing an FNG!

Prayer: Forceps and all Pax that are dealing with struggles.

Dry’ish Day at The Nest

PAX:  Norm, Fumunga, Yosemite, 16-bit, Marky Mark, Gamecock, Slots, Martini

FNGs:  Not today

Warm Up:  Quick lap around the parking lot and then circled up for the following:  Good Mornings x 10, Windmills x 10, Daisy Picker x 10, Imperial Walkers x 10, Hillbillies x 10

The Workout:  Shelter Workout.  PAX in pairs completed the following exercises:

Round 1 – 100 erkins, 200 LBC, 300 squats.  PAX one did 10-20 reps while PAX 2 held plank, squat, balls to the wall, or people’s chair.  Back an forth until all exercises complete.

Round 2 – 100 dips, 200 imperial walkers, 300 step-ups.

Great job picking up the six and sharing the pain.  Plenty of mumble chatter to go around.

Mary:  Handled during the workout

Announcements:  New AO officially launched this morning

T-Claps (Recognition):  Yosemite for taking us out.  All those who picked up the six.

Prayer:  Fumunga’s coworker who’s son is battling cancer.  Fumunga’s personal prayer request.  Yosef’s son’s broken leg.  Our military in general and specifically the issues surrounding military suicide (thoughts and actions).

Dancing in the Dark – Sheepdog BB 2/7/2020

PAX:  Shredder, Buttermilk, Natty Ice, Norm, Gump, Mr. Terrific, Martini, Quiver

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Mosey to the back.  Good Morning x 10, Windmill x 10, Daisy Picker x 10, Fazio Arm Circles x 10, Imperial Walkers x 10, Hillbillies x 10
The Workout: Multiple stations utilizing the walls and knee walls around the site:

  1. Station 1 – The People’s Chair
  2. Station 2 – Balls to the Wall
  3. Station 3 – Step UPS
  4. Station 4 – Elkins
  5. Station 5 – Box Jumps
  6. Station 6 – Dips
  7. Station 7 – Squats

Pax rotated through each station performing AMRAP while the 8th Pax did a lap around the track.  Repeated x 2.  Great mumble chatter.

Combative – Worked on blocking techniques taught by Shredder.  With our limited skill and the swapping of  partners, this resembled square dancing more than martial arts.

Mary:  No time – too much dancing (see above)
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:  Multiple mentioned.  Prayed for those spoken and unspoken.

There’s always one

FNGs:none
Warm Up:SSH,windmills, good mornings, fazio arm circles, imperial walkers, frankensteins all in cadence. 5 late arrival burpees.
The Workout: broke off in two groups as Banana seat lead the red October AO.
mutiny began by using the bleachers to do 15 dips with 20sec IC pulse. 15 wrk is with 20 sec low position hold.  15 seeking.  Mosey to end of track where we ran up the hill backwards, ran back down and did ascending monkey squats to 7.  Mosey to concession stand.  Paired up and P1 did 10 London bridge  while P2 did squats. X 2. Moved to curb and P1 did 15 Mike Tyson’s while P2 did reverse lunges. Repeat dropping reps to 7. Mosey to tennis courts did 4 corners shuffling from corner to corner. At 1st corner 10 calf raises, 2nd corner 10 calf raises 20 SSH. 3rd corner the previous 2 and 30 prisoner squats, 4th corner previous 3 and 20 shoulder taps in cadance.  During this exercise mumble chatter was heard that “there is always one”.  I assumed that was directed me.  Glad to be that someone.
Mary: started Mary going around circle and each pax picking an exercise and 10 count.  Wondering where Red October was we went on search party and found them on other side of concession stand.  Joined up and with 1 minute left did AMRAP burpees.
Announcements: 5:00 AO Prison Yard at the new hilltop need more park At clubhouse. There will be toys. Address will be in post.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Frams wife and baby, sprinklers mom and family

Something New

SW Leadership team is taking over U-turn for the next few weeks to try some new stuff out. Our objective is to bring everyone back close to the same time for COT. Today was the first test run to see how group releases would work. So here we go. Two minute warning given. Then final minute. 0600 let’s go.

FNGs: Nope but we did have 23 count at start and ended with 29. Birth on the run.

The Workout: Short mosey over to open area with some but kickers. Instructions on how today’s run would work.
Frankensteins x15 IC
5 Mile Group:
Group 1 release – 10:30 pace or greater
4 mins of warmups
Group 2 release – 9:30 pace
4 mins of Mary
Group 3 release
– Pick up the 6 in your group twice. Once at circle in 12 Oaks and again at Irving left turn
3 Mile Group:
Release with group 3. Run route reverse 1.5 then turn

Cool Down:
Circle up 0700 for stretches and yoga poses

Announcements:
Lowes Food 2nd F on Friday’s

T-Claps (Recognition):
Fanny Pack on the PR for milage. Shout out to Brexit on milage total (Strava don’t lie)
Shield lock challenge winners. Wrangler with the tight shield making skills.

Prayer: Farva’s neighbors house burn down need gift cards, Lipstick’s sister battling addiction, Frumonga’s request of little boy with cancer, Pikachu’s wife having back issues

Nice work out there in the cold gloom. Thanks for allowing me to lead and change things up a bit today. Strong 2nd F at Panera following the run as well. Race season is creeping in and beach season will be here soon. Stay Hard!

BS Out

U-turn Pickin’ Up the Six

FNGs: none

Warm Up: good mornings, stretching, daisy pickers, SSH, frankensteins, imperial walkers

The Workout: PAX set up for 3 and 5 mile options, on a damp and wet morning, but hey, the rain held off so that was a bonus.

Announcements: Playhouse build will likely take place weekend of 2/29, Fanny Pack spearheading, Dumbo looking for PAX volunteers to help build green house next weekend, Slide Rule brought up need for PAX to ensure we are all picking up the six – makes us all stronger.  Commit

Prayer: Warbuck’s wifes grandmother, Naperville F3 PAX who recently pass during a workout, Wallaby, Cowboy upcoming travel to Australia.