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No Time for Name-o-Rama

Warm Up: Circle up for SSH then a big lap around the field with special stops. Stop 1: playground for pull ups and mountain climbers; Stop 2: shelter for derkins and dips; Stop 3: fence for 1 leg people’s chair; Stop 4: fence again for Balls2Wall.

The Workout:The group divided into two teams because of size.  Team 1 on the Pain Stations, Team 2 on alternating dealer’s choice exercises.

Pain Stations: 100ft 3inch fire hose drag (used as timer); 50ft 3inch fire hose carry; kettle bell swings; jump rope; battle rope (PAX alternating through exercises and doing two sets before switching with other Team).

Mary:

Polish Hammers (if that’s a thing) led by Emeril

Homer to Marge

Have a Nice Day

Announcements:

Q Swap continues next week with SouthWake taking over Carpex.

Shirt Order still open for the new Tiger Hawk design.

Prayer:

Raleigh PD Officer Ainsworth who was shot on Wednesday.

Roger Roger’s grandparent battling cancer.

Unspoken prayers

 

CHiPs Word of the Day

Disruption-to interrupt the normal course of something

In the heart of a man inertia will reign–absent a Disruption (F3QSource)

Be a Disruptor like Jesus.  Read Luke 13:10-17 to see how Jesus was a Disruptor after he healed a crippled woman in the temple on the Sabbath.  This did not go over well with the synagogue leader who yelled at the people in the temple, saying “there are six days for work. So come to be healed on those days, not on the Sabbath.”

 

*The PAX were so worn out by the workout, or maybe it was the cold, but we totally forgot name-o-rama.  Sorry I dropped the ball on that one, but what’s funnier is that no one even noticed until we got to DD for coffeeteria.

Are There Possums in Cary?

25 PAX make the journey from near and far for the Wednesday AM edition of Q swap week with
Carpex.

QIC: Red Ryder & Rooney

PAX: Burt, Hi-Liter, Nerf, Disco Duck, M4L, The Natural, Pac Man, Particle Board, Pablo, Pivot,
Cowboy, Coney, Anchovie, 16-bit, Fonzie, Gump, Doc, LED, Warbucks, Stove Pipe, Banana
Seat, R22, Sugar

Red Ryder leads the first half. First exercise, Pledge of Allegiance.

Warm Up
Mosey for 1 lap around the tennis courts and circle up for Good Mornings, Sir Fazio Arm Circles
both ways, Overhead claps, Steve Earles, Daisy Pickers, Control Freak Merkins and 10
burpees OYO.

Thang 1
Mosey to the tennis courts and line up on the far left baseline. Tiny 11s, imported from nearby
Churham, call for a modification of the 11s we all know and love. The mode of transportation
from one baseline to the opposite is the infamous Bear Crawl. Following the requisite number
of Scorpion Dry Docks, the PAX Crawl Bear back to the starting point and complete the
requisite number of Monkey Humpers. Upon completion, BTTW until the SIX are all accounted
for. Red Ryder turns the reigns over to Rooney for…

Thang 2
Partner up, with each team grabbing a non-traveling rock. Move to the end of the parking lot
nearest Field 1. Time for Dora – 100 tricep extensions, 200 curls, 300 squats. While partner 1 is
completing said exercises, partner 2 runs to the field 2 scoring booth and back. Repeato until
complete. Return rocks and circle up for…

Mary
A pretty typical 3 minutes of Mary ensues, with Rooney calling some of the most excellent
exicon favorites such as American Hammers and Dying Cockroaches. All was going smoothly
until a very rotten odor, resembling that of dead cow that was left in 105 degree weather for at
least a week, began to emanate throughout the Mary circle. For the first time in known F3
history, fart penalty burpees were called.

Announcements

Clothes and shoes being collected for Healing Transitions, volunteers still needed for A Night to
Shine at HCC.

Prayers/Praises

Burt’s family with loss of his FIL, Crab Legs, Ausfarht

Red Ryder took us out. Thank you for your hospitality and enthusiasm. And special thanks to
CHIPs for being the HIM to HC me (RR) until YHC gave in a posted for the first time.

A hunt for Pizza

A group of 8 gathered for an on road AGS.  And then low and behold Lipstick showed up in what we can only hope was muddy shoes to make it 9.

Warm Up:

Circled up for:
Good Mornings
Hillbillies
Imperial Walkers
Frankenstien Kicks

The Workout:

Run down Stinson to Base Lake. From Base Lake we ran to the Lowe’s where the facilities where checked by M4L.  After Lowe’s we ran to Homegrown to see if we could get a Pie in the early morning hours.  They where closed 🙁 .  Next up was running down Crossways to Domino’s to see if they could fix my Pizza itch.  They too where closed at 7 o’clock in the morning.  It was then decided to run back to the car and go to Dunkin instead.

Mary:

Ummm…

Announcements:

Q swap

Prayer:

Buford Surgery
Yogurt (Government Shutdown)
H1N1 and Messi travels to Disney for Half Marathon.  No Dopey or Goofy challenge this year.

Catnip

#QSwapWeek is upon us and with that YHC took up the mantle to kick it off with a proper Carpex inspired beatdown for the South Wake fellas.

 

A whole mess ‘o guys showed up for EC, and then the rest of the Pax assemble for the ME, 32 by the count (1 FNG in the mix) as all are now physically, mentally, and emotionally part of the greatest free men’s workout in the nation.

 

Let’s go.

Warm Up:

–       Up the back driveway to the lot for GM, SSH, Mountain Climbers into a left arm up and right arm up, merkins to wrap it

–       Mosey on over to the back lot and get some curb for Quick feet and curb merkins at 10, 15, 20

The Workout:

–       After making our way back through the stadium and to the front lot, partner up for DORA 1-2-3 (100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBC’s)

–       Oh, almost forgot to mention, YHC is doing the entire beatdown in a 20 lb vest in honor of our Breathtaker Challenge bros. Beefy.

–       After the DORA, snake the pax through the lot and get ‘em in a big circle. With help from 1 Carpex bro and 2 South Wake bros, it’s the circle of pain. 10-1 on merkins, squats, LBCs and lunges. But wait… there’s more… back up to 10. Like I said, beefy.

Mary: –       Move the pax over to the basketball court for merkins (yes more), box cutters, homer to marge, dying cockroach, bonnies torture and have a nice day. We’re done.

Announcements: Q-Source, BRR Relay info 1/22 at Blackdog, Q-Swap this week

Prayer: Buford surgery today, Ausfart

–       Tclaps to Skid Mark and 187 for joining Funni Bonz on Pick up the Six to talk about Breathtaker and the Fritter Foundation. Give it a listen here: https://soundcloud.com/f3pickupthesix/pick-up-the-six-skid-mark-and-187-ep-18

–       Welcome FNG, Particle Board.

–       Love Q Swap Week, let’s keep crushing it!

–       Attack the day with an enthusiasm unknown to man.

We Pickle Pound This Town

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The Great Eight

8 men pounded one out this morning including our friends WWW and Disco Duck from Carpex who will be leading GP next Saturday.

Warm up:

10’s –  Good Mornings, Fuzzy Arm Circles, Daisy Pickers, Emperial Walkers, Hillbillies and 15 SSH, 15 Midget Jacks, 15 Windmills

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks clockwise between sets.  Most PAX chose a rock they would write home about with 2 exceptions – these 2 pebbles could not be described as man makers.

  • 3 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls,
  • 3 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 3 sets of 20’s – Ground Pounders
  • 3 sets of 20’s – Bench Press
  • 3 set of 20’s – Windshield wipers
  • 3 sets of 20 ct – 6 inches

Mosey to the Bathrooms

3 Sets of 20 ct Wall Sits alternating rocks every 5 ct shift from Rock Out to Rock up

3 sets of 40 ct Balls to the Walls (each PAX counts to 5 down the line)

Mosey to Playground w/ Rocks for Aik’n Stations. Break up into groups of 2-3 and rotate stations

  • Aik’n Abs: 15 – 3 ct American Hammers,  20 ct 6 inches, 25 Rockies, 30 ct Chillcut Planks
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Standard Merkins, 15 Dips, 15 Derkins, 15 Shoulder tap planks
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Box Jumps, 15 Lunges, 15 High Knees, 15 Split Jacks
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 20 Pickle Pounders, 20 WWIIs, 20 Homer to Marge
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Shoulder Tap Merkins, 15 Hand Release Merkins, 15 Plank Jacks, 20 Dips
  • Aik’n Legs:  20 Squats, 20 Step Ups, 10 Star Jumps, 15 -3 Ct Mountain Climbers

Return the Rocks and circle up for COT

Announcements:    2nd F at Harris Teeter Starbucks and 9AM Bass Lake Ale House,  SW/Carpex Q-Swap all next week (You won’t want to miss Paradise City).  Healing Transitions really in need of men’s clothing especially business attire (bring them to any AO – folded nicely or on hangers).

Prayer Requests:  Continued prayers for Auxfart as he recovers at WakeMed Raleigh (rumor his name may be changed to Asphalt).  WWW took us out.

Fritter

The final workout of the Inaugural Class of the Fritter Foundation had a large crowd.

EC: Pikachu, Nemo, Cowboy, Emeril, Dawgpound, Slide Rule, M4L, Deadbolt, Pablo, Dumbo, Dauber, Natty Ice, Chips

Warm Up:

Good Mornings
Frankensteins
Hillbillies
Imperial March
Fazio Arms
The Workout:

3 Rounds of:

5 Man O Makers
10 Each Arm Gunslinger
10 Each Side Midget Love Handles
10 Each Arm Thrusters
20 Deadlift Complex
10 Each Way Figure 8s
20 Swings
Half Pax Ran to playground to do 5 Pull-ups the other half jumped roped.  Then switch.

Mary:

LBCs
Homer To Marge
Have a nice Day

Announcements:

Healing Transition auction for Breath Taker at Cletus COT

Prayer:

Pikachu’s Niece
Chip’s Friend Marriage issue

Message:
Serenity Prayer:
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference

Indian Run Stackem Up Suicide for Fritters

Pax of 12 came out for EC (1 just for EC) and 22 for the main event to help support some #HIM as they continued their journey to become a member of the #fritterfoundation

Warm Up:

2 laps around the parking lot. SSH IC x 20, IW IC x 10, HB IC x 10, Fazio Arm Circles IC x 10 forward x 10 backwards, michael phelps
The Workout:

Pax split in groups of 4 or 5 and began their indian run to the road that runs adjacent to the large parking lot.  Pax then began their stackem up suicide in indian run with 5 pain stations at each intersection on the road.  Pax ran to station 1 and did assigned exercise, then back to the beginning to repeat exercise from station 1.  Then run to station 2 to complete assigned exercise, then back to beginning to repeat station 1 and station 2 exercise, and so on… until all stations were complete and all exercises were repeated and stacked together at the beginning.  Exercises were as follows:  Station 1: 5 prisoner cell merkin burpees (PCMBs), Station 2: 10 Turkish getups, Station 3: 15 WWIIs, Station 4: 20 merkins, Station 5: 25 Prisoner Squats.  Pax then did indian run back to flag for Mary
Mary:

LBC ICx20, Single leg homer to marge x 10 each side.
Announcements:

Fritter foundation continues at Ivan tomorrow with pre-run at 5:05, Please wear a red shirt on Fridays to support those deployed serving our country.  Breath Taker challenge final bid at Cletus COT for next week.
Prayer:

Friend of M4L diagnosed with prostate cancer, crab legs, boy george’s son, all those dealing with challenges in their life, unspoken prayers

Fritter excitement

33 Pax’s 4-2.0s with 17 getting in some EC.  start to new year!!

Warm Up:20 SSH IC, 20 good mornings, fazzio arm circles, 10 merkins oyo
The Workout: split into 2 groups one in parking lot one at concession stand Dauber took one while I lead other.

Group 1

Side shuffle to snack bar stopping to do 1, 2, Randy 4 burpees along the way down. Mozey to wall for 10 L and 10 R step ups. Head to hill to do sevens: merkins on bottom of hill, lbc on top. Mosey to snack shed and did 20 count cadence BTTW followed by 20 count cadence people’s chair. Rinse and repeat Mosey back to parking lot

1 guy did rock exercises 10 count; other guy dragged tree to halfway point. Run back switch up. Pull rest of the way. Run back more rock exercises. Rinse and repeat. Returned trees and rocks. One guy ran around tennis courts and the other guy did exercises called out by Q/other

Group 2

Partner up. P1 pull Christmas tree to end of lot. P2 curls for girls.switch. Rinse and repeat with triceps. P1 does rutroos P2 jump lunges.Switch. P1 burpee with low squat shuffle. P2 overhead press.

mosey to concession

bear crawl up hill and down stairs then to wall were we did BTTW shuffling the length of wall. In plank position alternate hands to wall 20 IC. Turned around and did variation of BTTW with a merkin. People’s chair 20 IC. P1 dips P2 monkey jumpers 20 IC. Switch.P1 erkins P2 LBCs 20 IC

mosey back for mary

Mary:low plank hold 10 secs x 5, 10 nipple taps IC, 10 burpees
Announcements:several distance of Csaup in feb. fritter challenge 3 days ec and workout in row starting Wednesday gets you fritter on Friday. Breath taker challenge sign up. Q source meet ups starting this week. Q swap next week. See social media for details
Prayer:modifys mother and family, Noah’s ark, Buford.

Up for something new?

Warm Up: Normal Stretching and a few Monkey Humpers
The Workout: Groups of 4 for Indian Run/Merkin repeats around Ting Park Loop.  Last Person in Indian run drops down for 4 merkins and then sprints to front.  Repeat around Ting Loop until Q says to end.