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Best L-E-F-T-O-V-E-R-S Ever!

EC: Cupid, Katniss, Mookie, Pikachu, ShamWow, YHC.

Lots of anticipation in this workout: Who will take Yogurt’s place as site Q? Will Yogurt be able to stop cadence? Will there be dessert with these leftovers?

Warm Up: Long way to back of Hunt Center. SSH 50x. Started off LEFTOVERS with a round of Wings: Arm circles forward and back, hold ‘em; seal claps, hold ‘em; overhead claps, hold ‘em. OK, so I always forget to stop, so lots of laughs with the various counts. I think I nailed a few at 15!

The Workout:

L-E-F-T-O-V-E-R-S

L Lt. Dan ain’t got no legs. Squat plus lunge with each leg 10x x 2

E Everest over to the wooden steps. Lunge up two steps, full squat. Rinse and repeat

F Forest to Sea. You remember this one from CSAUP 2018. Bear crawl to middle of field, crab walk to end. Run back

T Tony Hawk Burpee. Burpee with 360 spin jump to finish. I think we were all stumbling to this one 10x, rinse and repeat other direction, just like Tony

O Outlaw. Recover on this one. Same as Boxcutter, but feet together. 10x clockwise, 10x counterclockwise

V Vacuum. Wheelbarrow out 10 steps, 5 derkins, backward wheelbarrow back to line. Rinse and repeat

E Empty wheelbarrow. Crab walk with partner holding legs. Up, back, switch, rinse, repeat

R Ranger Merkins together 20x, good form

S Surfer Merkin. What? Merkin with horizonal rolling 360 between. Yes, we got dirty!

Dessert: Needed more S, so we moseyed up to road behind Hunt Center for some SPRINTS!

Sprints to next light pole. Split PAX into two waves. Rinse and repeat 3x.

Mary: 6 minutes: Standard starting position 6 inch hold. Low slow flutter, box cutters, pickle pounders, more Out;aws, end with 1 minute 6-inch hold.

Announcements:

Time to turn my site Q over to PAX who is ready. When I offered Cletus to this PAX, he jumped on it, ready to lead. This PAX joined F3 in March 2019. Initial U-Turn runs were 10 min max pace over 3 miles. In the spring, remember him telling me he had a hard time getting over the fatigue at the 2-mile mark. Man, has he come a long way! Trained like crazy for HSHM and had a great finishing time. He’s grateful for all the supportive PAX along the way!

I’m proud to pass the turkey leg to Katniss!

Prayers: Our F3 brother struggling with addiction. Hardy (Florence’s son) has the flu, possibly spreading through family. Job (friend of Pikachu). Other spoken and unspoken.

With winter time coming up, keep eye out for PAX falling off workouts for whatever reason. Keep everyone engaged!

 

R4TJ – Gorging on Turkey with the Family

This Thanksgiving story is a true one.  The names have been changed to protect the innocent…

It’s that time of year again.  Time to be thankful, sit down with your family, make a side-dish, share a feast, and pass out on a couch to football.  You expect that Cousin Red has hosting responsibilities.  He always hosts… Out of nowhere he texts (doesn’t call) and asks me to host just the night before the big day.  I don’t have a plan, what will I make?  I realize Red has no idea who is coming or how many people I have to serve.

Frantically, I send out invitations and ask for RSVPs.  I get a few actual RSVPs – my brother Corey (big help when planning out the meal budget) and cousin Mark (you should see this guy clean-up after dinner).  Otherwise, lots of questions and comments from the peanut gallery. Stephen (always the match-maker at our get togethers) liked this picture I sent in the invitation but he’s not coming, Jaron (the cousin that think’s he’s some sort of comic book character) says he’ll send some of his high quality H2O but he isn’t coming, and my boy Olson says he has a Full House of his own to deal with…

I hope I make enough! … What if I make too much? … Do I have enough chairs? …  Who am I kidding we don’t sit at R4TJ.  Family! Am I Right?

EC: Nemo, Pikachu, UTI

My brother Andrew showed up unexpectedly.  I figured he might turn up on his way out of town but I just wasn’t sure.  As I stepped out to greet him, Chris shot by the door.  (I swear that guys moves like lightning).  The time I had set in the invitation for appetizers arrived so we got started, figured no one else would be coming.  2ish miles of EC was on the menu.  It was something I’d discovered long ago on a visit to Paradise City.  By the time we were done other guests had started to trickle in.

FNGs: Zilch – It would be nice if some of these guys had more friends to bring along to dinner.  The more the merrier I always say…

Warm Up:  Daisy Pickers, Frankensteins, Burpees (Thanks Katniss), Butt Kickers, High Knees

We got started with some light stretching.  Meals at R4TJ are no joke and you really need to stretch things out to make room.  Right as we got started, Brian tore into the driveway.  He said he’d planned on going to Jeff’s get together but put in the wrong address.  Since he was so close to my house… he just made himself at home… Oy!  We added a card table, threw a table cloth on it and let him join us.  It’s Thanksgiving after all and he brought a few cans for sides…

The Workout:

For those of us that came with an empty stomach and a hefty appetite.  YHC served a beautiful whole bird.  If you had to equate the amount of meat to a distance – I’d say it was about 5 miles of Turkey.  If you went back for more (like Chris did – More than a few times I might add – that guy can really dig in) you might get more like 10 miles out of that bird.  Truly a feast!

Guests seeking something on the lighter side opted for the neck and the dark meat.  Chad (we call him Rut – hunters like the gross stuff) was happy to deliver.  Such a long neck on this thing.  3 miles of meat (I know its strange but my family has always measured their meat in miles.)

Mary:  We didn’t invite her.  Always brings up politics at the table.  Gets Corey all bent out of shape.  She winds up drunk and things really get strange after that…  Not worth the hassle.

Announcements: Convergence tomorrow at Tiger Blood, 6AM.  Friendsgiving at M4Ls on Thursday, Frosty, Christmas Party, Oakwood 24, BRR registration opens soon, there was more and I hope its all on Slack.  With all the tryptophan and you just start getting sick of your family… It’s like Blah Blah Blah….

T-Claps (Recognition): These go to Josh and Brian – This was Kosher’s 3rd post in South Wake and he came out for 3 miles at R4TJ.  I’d say its a bit rare for our newcomers to show at R4TJ especially when running hasn’t been their thing recently.  Great work Kosher and welcome to the family.  Katniss delivered the goods, the canned goods that is!

Prayer: Mark lead us in prayer (again, strange family, prayers after the meal).  Great message from Corey about being mindful/grateful for what we have in our families.  Bring all 3Fs to your table this year.  Be great fathers, brothers, husbands, etc. as we always talk about.  Keep Quiver and family in your prayers.  Consider those

2nd F:  Once all the crazies left… Brian, Corey, Chris, Josh, and I (Jon) went over to Panera for some after-dinner coffee.

Left turn Clyde

 

 

 

 

 

FNGs: Not today

Warm Up: 10 x SSH and 10 x Daisy Pickers in cadence. Discussed the routes and headed out.

The Workout: The 3 mile group ran an out and back from Ting to Main Street. The rest of the group continued past Main Street to finish the Little Dipper route….except Boogie and Iceman. They missed the turn at Stinson and YHC was the 6 but unable to get their attention as they continued down Grisby.  I dropped the ball and am sorry for not keeping you guys on the route.

Mary:   🙁

Announcements: Holly Springs Half Marathon/5k this weekend, CSAUP Dec 7, and Christmas Party Dec 14. Check Slack and FB for details.

T-Claps (Recognition): Boogie and Iceman for making it back to the gloom.

Prayer: Slide Rule and his family in the last month of pregnancy, Master Shake and his family, Quiver and his family, PAX running this weekend

Solid work this morning men.

YHC took us out. Always an honor to lead.

Circle of Abs

Who needs abs anyway! Well, we all do and I can promise you the more water that has passed under the bridge for some of us fellas the more difficult it is to keep that core in check. With that in mind these last couple of days I decided to focus on core work as Q today for the not yet named TBD there in the Holly Rock. Arriving a little early set up 4 four stations with cones in the back parking lot then drove on around to find several vehicles in the parking lot but only one other PAX there waiting. Planted shovel flag and within 4-5 minutes of go time the rest of PAX either ran & rolled in.

Core Goonies GIF - Core Goonies Abs GIFs

EC: I know there were several but since I’m too lazy to get up before the butt crack of dawn to run EC I don’t keep up with ’em. I know, fire me!!

NO SHOWS: M4L  – I received a text last night he would be running to the workout and needed a ride back home. Of course I would’ve given him a ride. You gotta love him though!!

PAX: Aquaman, Dahmer, Doc, DoubleD, Fanny Pack, Farva, Florence, Hardy, Katniss, Pikachu, Popinski, POTS, Sprinker

4 legged PAX: Poop-eater

FNGs: None

Warm Up:  A series of mostly ab exercises all in cadence. El-lowboes, Box cutters, LBC’s, Flutter Kicks, Smurf Jacks, Mtn. climbers.

The Workout: Circle of Abs – Pax not at one of the 4 work stations are all circled up and continue an in cadence Ab exercise led off by Farva. Evenutally each PAX in the circle of Abs will lead an ab exercise or two. Station 1 is the timer who starts off with 3 burpees and then carries 2 tall five gallon buckets with 2 cinder-blocks in each bucket a 100 meters, drops buckets for 3 more burpees and then returns to base. Rotation takes place when bucket carrier returns to base. Station 2: jump ropes, Station 3: 40lb. barbell thrusts, Station 4: Battle rope arm swings.  Remaining Pax are on their six in the Circle of Abs and 1 rotates to the stations each time the bucket carrier returns. All PAX were able to get through all 4 stations at least once, some more so. After last PAX worked his way through all 4 stations we then split up and circled the parking lot in opposite directions to meet and complete 10 broke back derkins each. Met back at the stations to form one line of PAX across the parking lot on one parking space line. Completed 1 merkin on that line, bear crawled to next line completed 2 merkins, continued forward to the 6th line with 6 merkins, crab walked back to start line.

Mary: We’d had enough of her during the workout!

Announcements: CSAUP Frosty coming up in Decemeber.

T-Claps (Recognition): All the PAX this morning for putting in extra effort concentrating on those abs

Prayer: Pikachu’s M fighting cold and unspoken. Fanny Pack took us out in prayer.

Peace out, YHC

Determined to have a nice day!

Pick up the Q this week for TBD, had not done a Q at womble for a while. Rolled in at 5:23 to see a crowd had already gathered. We were 11 strong after Aquaman checked for FNG’s we were of.,

FNGs: none
EC: Aquaman, Dahmer
Warm Up: Mosey’d to the Ivan lot for warp ups, did 15 ssh, 15 Daisy Pickers, 15 Imperial Walker, 10 Have a Nice day.

The Workout:
Thang 1:  From Warm-up completed the lap around the field to the small picnic shelter and from some Partner Work, Dora 123, 100 Step Up’s, 200 LBC’s,300 Freddy Mercuries
Thank 2: Mosey’d to the Playground for 2 sets of 11’s from the playground to the path, Monkey Humbers and Star Jumps, the Hillbillys and Squats
Thang 3: Mosey’d to the large shelter, split with one partner on the wall did 10 count BTTW and Erkens for other partner switch partners, then 15 count Peoples Chair with Dips, switch 10 counts BTTW, with Derkins, then 15 count peoples chair and dips again and switch.

Mary: Started with Homer to marge, the went around the circle, I let it get a little squirley here, but it reigned in, we cover almost all of the standard mary exercises and some burpees.

COT:
   Count-a-rama:  11
   Name-a-rama: 9 Meh’s 2 Resect
Announcements: CSAUP Frost on Dec 7,  Christmas Part Dec 11th, Upcoming Holly Springs Half.
T-Claps (Recognition): Utah for continuing to post.
Prayer: Obie and I’s Job situation as my company has been sold. Unspoken
NMS: An honor to lead, it does not seem so long ago that I could not run for a whole workout, much less lead one. My days are always better when I work out with F3. I will continue to push myself, and you men keep me motivated.

POTS Virgin Q

13 for a veteran beatdown from the virgin POTS (Plain Old Telephone Service, for some history).  Very little mumblechatter at this one…..

FNGs: None in sight, unless you count Dauber making his TBD debut.

Warm Up: Mosey to the Ivan lot, SSH, daisy pickers, imperial walkers, hillbillies.

The Workout:

  1. 4 Corners around the parking lot:

1st round with 15 Reps of Standard Merkins, Wide Merkins, Diamond Merkins, Hand release Merkins (OYO).

2nd round with 15 Reps of Standard Merkins, LBC’s, Diamond Merkins, Hand release Merkins (OYO).

3rd round with 15 Reps of Standard Merkins, LBC’s, Prisoner Squats, Hand release Merkins (OYO).

4th round with 15 Reps of Standard Merkins, LBC’s, Prisoner Squats, Mountain Climbers (OYO).

5th round with 15 Reps of Shoulder taps, LBC’s, Prisoner Squats, Mountain Climbers (OYO).

All 5 rounds included Lunges on the short stretches between the corners and sprints on the long stretches between the corners.

Squat hold for the six at end of every round.

  1. Moseyed to Picnic Pavilion, paired up;

1st round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 irkins (15), partners switched.

2nd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 derkins (15), partners switched.

3rd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 dips (15), Partners switched.

Mary:  Mary-o-rama featuring burpees, indefinite plank holds, break dancing, and sailing, among others.  Just when we thought it was over, POTS added more burpees for good measure.
Announcements:  Frosty, F3 Christmas Party 12/14 (location still under review). New AO – RedOctober 10/28 at Honeycutt Park Fuquay.
T-Claps (Recognition): POTS, for a great VQ
Prayer: For Quiver’s friend Stan, Duaber for his daughter’s last cross-country event.   DoubleD took us out.

Core Principles

South Wake has a new champion when it comes to worn out shoes. Yogurt comes rolling in at 5:28 with what appeared to be remnants of a pair of Brooks or Asics. Toes were protruding through the toe box and the sole barely attached, flapping away as he ran. Less than ideal running shoes, perfect shoes for the weather; yet Yogurt lets out an “OH MAN’ when splashed with water leading us to believe he brand new shoes were ruined. 

EC: Pikachu, Aquaman, Katniss, Skidmark

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey to the far side of the soccer field for the following exercises which shall from this point forward be known as the base exercises (in this backblast only).

  1. 10 merkins
  2. 10 Plank Jacks
  3. 10 Squats
  4. 10 Jump lunges
  5. 10 WWIIs
  6. 10 American Hammers

 

The Workout: 3 laps around the soccer field track doing catch me if you can run with a partner. Partner 1 runs out and Partner 2 does 5 Jump Squats then tries to Catch Partner 1. 

After fist lap the pair completes Base Exercise 1 & 2

After second lap base exercises 1, 2, 3, & 4

After 3rd lap base exercises 1,2, 3, 4, 5, & 6. Pick up the 6 and mosey to Stinson by the entrance to the parking lot.

Indian run to the entrance to the upper lot – 10 burpees. Indian run back and base exercise 1 & 2. Indian run to the upper lot – 10 burpees. Indian run back to start and do base exercises 1, 2, 3, & 4. Indian run to upper lot – 10 burpees. Indian run back to start and do base exercises 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6. Mosey back to upper lot with a small loop to get 3 miles. 

 

Mary: Plank hold for 4 minutes. During plank hold Q reviewed with pax the mission of F3 and the core principles. COT was also mostly completed in Plank position. Count-a-rama, Name-a-rama in reverse), and announcements were completed while the Pax were holding plank.

 

Announcements: CSAUP coming up in December. Squatter 2 year anny Q at Thunder tonight – no running

 

T-Claps (Recognition): The 5 other guys that posted and allowed me to lead.

 

Prayer: Bernie and his family.  Great to see Shredder back out recently.

More of a 3rd F than a prayer but YHC brought up that we don’t forget why we come out and what F3 does for us which is why I like to include the mission and core principles into the workout. Unfortunately, today I ran out of time during Mary because I was going to ask Pax while they were holding Plank what F3 means to them. We always talk about picking up the 6 when we are running but do we get the 6 at other points in other aspects of life. If I ask a Pax what is the mission of F3 South Wake and they don’t know, does someone jump in and help them out, do we offer guidance, encouragement, or do we allow them go at it alone, arms tired, struggling to get breath, and then the Q asks them to think clearly and talk. F3 is more than a workout. It’s about body, mind, and spirit. If you read this backblast please comment on Slack under 3rd F the Pax most influential to you, the guy who always seems to pick you up, if they know it or not. Aye!

Recover on the Burpee

FNGs:None

EC:Aquaman, Bullseye, Katniss

Warm Up:Mosey to Ivan lot then a few of the regs. SSH……
The Workout:Partner up. 100 burpees, 200 Merkins, 300 LBCs while the other runs at 5K finishing pace around the lot. Once all were finished we ran 400ish meters (1/2 way around soccer fields) at 100%, stop and do 20 merkins, then 400 meter cool down. Rinse and repeat 3X before it was time for Mary.
Mary:Low slow flutter x20 right into box cutters x20 right into protractors feet never touching the ground. Flip over for 20 hand release merkins then back on the six to finish off with YHCs favorite….Boat Canoes!!!

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:Deadbolt took us out.

Mercy vs. Grace

FNGs: Welcome Fanny Pack
Warm Up: Two Native American laps around island with hose, then circle up for standard issue warm up.
The Workout: We went for a big lap around the fields with our trusty kettle bells in hand making a stop at the stage, playground, shelter, fence line, and back to parking lot.  There were exercises performed at each location incorporating full body motions (you had to be there).
Mary: Back to lot for Mary in the normal fashion with Pickle Pounders. Each member was encouraged to watch and learn new techniques from fellow PAX.  We also performed LSF’s in the normal way a PAX does.
Announcements: Picnic tomorrow, 12 October 2019, 11a-2p.
T-Claps (Recognition): All of the PAX that came out.
Prayer: Prayers for those suffering with loss, pain, hopelessness, worry, anger, addiction, and all of life’s troubles.

CHiPs word of the day: A lesson on Mercy vs. Grace was given out and explained in a manner only a PAX can understand.  2 John 1:3.

All of them!

EC: Aquaman, Katniss, Shamwow!

FNGs:None

Fartsack: Crosby
Warm Up:Mosey to Ivan lot
The Workout:Burpees- all of them, Jump Squats- all of them, LBC’s- all of them, Merkins- all of them, Speed work- yes

Mary:Low slow flutter, Box cutters, LBC’s- the rest of them!

If you would like to know the order then 2nd F it with one of us and ask. Lots of fun was had though! 😉 Or show up next time!
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:YHC took us out