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Sheepdog – frozen Sugar

January 12, 2019/in Sheepdog /QIC: Shredder
PAX: Beater, Dovetail, Farva, Fonzie, Gump, Norm, Shredder, Sugar

Pax of 8 with 3 EC; Beater, Farva, & Shedder.

Warm Up: Norm led Pax through some Side Straddle Hop, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Fazio Arm Circles.
The Workout: YHC Started with Build a Bear, Striking in cadence (150 total) then slowed it down and focused on technique. Rotated through Merkins, Wedging, Military Merkins, back to Wedging, Capoeira Merkins, and then ended on an Americana Arm Bar.
Mary: LBCs (short on time)
Announcements: lots of announcements on Facebook and Slack. BT Challange, q-source, q-swap.
Prayer: Beater’s neighbor. Injuries and health.

Are There Possums in Cary?

January 9, 2019/in Possum Trot /QIC: Gump
PAX: 16-bit, Anchovie, Banana Seat, Cowboy, Doc, Fonzie, Gump, LED, M4L, Pablo, Pac-Man, Particle Board, R22, Stovepipe, Sugar, The Natural, Warbucks

25 PAX make the journey from near and far for the Wednesday AM edition of Q swap week with
Carpex.

QIC: Red Ryder & Rooney

PAX: Burt, Hi-Liter, Nerf, Disco Duck, M4L, The Natural, Pac Man, Particle Board, Pablo, Pivot,
Cowboy, Coney, Anchovie, 16-bit, Fonzie, Gump, Doc, LED, Warbucks, Stove Pipe, Banana
Seat, R22, Sugar

Red Ryder leads the first half. First exercise, Pledge of Allegiance.

Warm Up
Mosey for 1 lap around the tennis courts and circle up for Good Mornings, Sir Fazio Arm Circles
both ways, Overhead claps, Steve Earles, Daisy Pickers, Control Freak Merkins and 10
burpees OYO.

Thang 1
Mosey to the tennis courts and line up on the far left baseline. Tiny 11s, imported from nearby
Churham, call for a modification of the 11s we all know and love. The mode of transportation
from one baseline to the opposite is the infamous Bear Crawl. Following the requisite number
of Scorpion Dry Docks, the PAX Crawl Bear back to the starting point and complete the
requisite number of Monkey Humpers. Upon completion, BTTW until the SIX are all accounted
for. Red Ryder turns the reigns over to Rooney for…

Thang 2
Partner up, with each team grabbing a non-traveling rock. Move to the end of the parking lot
nearest Field 1. Time for Dora – 100 tricep extensions, 200 curls, 300 squats. While partner 1 is
completing said exercises, partner 2 runs to the field 2 scoring booth and back. Repeato until
complete. Return rocks and circle up for…

Mary
A pretty typical 3 minutes of Mary ensues, with Rooney calling some of the most excellent
exicon favorites such as American Hammers and Dying Cockroaches. All was going smoothly
until a very rotten odor, resembling that of dead cow that was left in 105 degree weather for at
least a week, began to emanate throughout the Mary circle. For the first time in known F3
history, fart penalty burpees were called.

Announcements

Clothes and shoes being collected for Healing Transitions, volunteers still needed for A Night to
Shine at HCC.

Prayers/Praises

Burt’s family with loss of his FIL, Crab Legs, Ausfarht

Red Ryder took us out. Thank you for your hospitality and enthusiasm. And special thanks to
CHIPs for being the HIM to HC me (RR) until YHC gave in a posted for the first time.

We Pickle Pound This Town

January 6, 2019/in U Turn /QIC: Skidmark
PAX: 187, Aquaman, Banana Seat, Beater, Bernie, Blue Hen, Brexit, Brony, Bulls Eye, Clouseau, Dauber, Doc, Dovetail, Farva, Full House, Gump, Hasselhoff, LED, Lipsync, M4L, Maybelline, Nemo, Oh Yeah, Pikachu, Pilgrim, Pony Boy, Psi, R22, Sassy, Short Pole, Skidmark, UTI

Sheepdog – shelter is good

January 4, 2019/in Sheepdog /QIC: Shredder
PAX: Beater, Dovetail, Farva, Gump, H1N1, Messi, Norm, Shredder

5 Pax for EC joined by 3 more in the Gloom

Warm Up: light jog then circled up. Light neck stretches, SSH, Fazio Arm Circles Front and back. Moroccans night Clubs, Windmills, & Good Mornings.
The Workout: Modified merkins in cadence; 3 pulsing, 3 slow. Wing Chun Striking. Squats. More striking, 3-strike combo. Squat kicks. std. merkins. Wrist locks.
Mary: LBC, Low Slow Flutter, crab toe taps, and Breakdancers.
Announcements: 2019 AO Challenge, Breathtaker Challange for charity, and stressed getting involved in q-source (3 options).
Prayer: spoken and unspoken.

Finished the deck…..

January 3, 2019/in Thunder /QIC: John Deere
PAX: Aquaman, Bulls Eye, Dusty, Gump, John Deere, Lipsync, Pikachu, Skidmark

Nice turn out tonight with PAX of 8…

EC: Deere 3.5miles, Skid Mark 4miles, Lipsync 5miles. Gump & Pikachu Ping Pong.

Warm Up: mosey to shelter, Arm Circles fwd & rev, Daisy pickers, arm stretches.
The Workout: Deck of cards: Number of reps preformed based on card number picked.

As we completed the entire deck the following happen…..

Hearts = Cadence Mountain Climbers x 104

Diamonds = Diamond Merkins x 104

Clubs = Cadence Balls to the Wall x 104

Spades = PAX member picking card calls it (examples: squats, homer to marge, wide merkin etc) 104 reps of various.

Joker =2 x 15 Double Merkin Burpees

Mary: 25 Cadence American Hammers, Protractors 10 Cadence, 22.5, 45, 90, 45, 22.5

Announcements: Blue Ridge Relay sign up, Long Ass ATT Run Feb, Q Swaps.

Prayer: Rams leg and head, Aquaman keeping his head in the game and sticking to F3, Crablegs, Doug Stein recovery (I must apologize there were a couple others I forgot)

2nd F Tapline

Peace Out 2018!!!

January 2, 2019/in Mutiny /QIC: LipSync
PAX: 16-bit, Farva, FedEx, Fonzie, Gump, H1N1, LED, Lipsync, Messi, Modify, Norm, Patch, R22, Stovepipe

PAX of 14 came out on New Year’s Eve to say “Peace Out 2018” with a “Rocking Good Time”

Warm Up

A fun jog to the rock pile and then circle up for warm up consisting of: SSH, Daisy Pickers, Good Mornings, Imperial Walkers and Hill Billie’s

The Workout

Rotating rock circle with curls for the girls, shoulder press, rows and triceps extensions

Barley curling across parking lot

Rock kicking crab walk across parking lot

Al Gores with rock against wall

John Cusack rocks back to rock pile

Bear Crawl across parking lot with 2-4-6-4-2 merkin pyramid

Mosey to tennis courts

Your gents on the fence (balls to the wall)

Mary

Around the horn 5 count

Announcements

Changes coming to Mutiny in the New Year (BBs, more flags, more Leaders, etc)

Future work needed at Woolfie’s house

Prayer Request

Crab Legs, Noah’s Ark, DD’s family and Boy George’s son

Fritter excitement

January 2, 2019/in Possum Trot /QIC: LED
PAX: 16-bit, Beater, Blue Hen, Breach, Brony, Cowboy, Dauber, Dawgpound, Deadbolt, Doc, Dumbo, FedEx, Fonzie, Gump, H1N1, Hard Hat, LED, M4L, Messi, Modify, Natty Ice, Nemo, Obi Wan, Pablo, Peak Week, Pikachu, Pony Boy, POTS, R22, Slide Rule, Stovepipe, The Natural, Turtle Man

33 Pax’s 4-2.0s with 17 getting in some EC. start to new year!!

Warm Up:20 SSH IC, 20 good mornings, fazzio arm circles, 10 merkins oyo
The Workout: split into 2 groups one in parking lot one at concession stand Dauber took one while I lead other.

Group 1

Side shuffle to snack bar stopping to do 1, 2, Randy 4 burpees along the way down. Mozey to wall for 10 L and 10 R step ups. Head to hill to do sevens: merkins on bottom of hill, lbc on top. Mosey to snack shed and did 20 count cadence BTTW followed by 20 count cadence people’s chair. Rinse and repeat Mosey back to parking lot

1 guy did rock exercises 10 count; other guy dragged tree to halfway point. Run back switch up. Pull rest of the way. Run back more rock exercises. Rinse and repeat. Returned trees and rocks. One guy ran around tennis courts and the other guy did exercises called out by Q/other

Group 2

Partner up. P1 pull Christmas tree to end of lot. P2 curls for girls.switch. Rinse and repeat with triceps. P1 does rutroos P2 jump lunges.Switch. P1 burpee with low squat shuffle. P2 overhead press.

mosey to concession

bear crawl up hill and down stairs then to wall were we did BTTW shuffling the length of wall. In plank position alternate hands to wall 20 IC. Turned around and did variation of BTTW with a merkin. People’s chair 20 IC. P1 dips P2 monkey jumpers 20 IC. Switch.P1 erkins P2 LBCs 20 IC

mosey back for mary

Mary:low plank hold 10 secs x 5, 10 nipple taps IC, 10 burpees
Announcements:several distance of Csaup in feb. fritter challenge 3 days ec and workout in row starting Wednesday gets you fritter on Friday. Breath taker challenge sign up. Q source meet ups starting this week. Q swap next week. See social media for details
Prayer:modifys mother and family, Noah’s ark, Buford.

Building Hulk Arms

December 17, 2018/in Mutiny /QIC: Messi
PAX: 187, Banana Seat, Beater, Dauber, Dovetail, FedEx, Fonzie, Gump, H1N1, LED, Messi, Modify, Nemo, Norm, Peeping Tom, R22, Tricycle

17 PAX came out to a brisk and clear 40F morning in the gloom to take partake in my first Q!

Warm Up:

Mosey around the track for a 1 lap warm-up.

Good morning x 10 IC, SSH x 20 IC, Cotton pickers x 10 IC, Fazio Arm Circles (forward and back) x 10 IC, Michael Phelps, IW and HB x 10 IC

The Workout: Bring the PAIN!

Began with 5 slides in a basketball defensive stance followed by one burpee. Rinse and repeat adding an additional burpee each time until the roundabout was reached.

Mosey’d to the rockpile and each PAX picked out a rock and circled up for some heavy lifting. Q called an audible and had PAX rotate to the right and workout with another PAX’s selected rock. Proceeded with the workout – Curls for the girls, overhead triceps, ruh-rohs, and rock merkins (10 with left left hand on rock and switched for 10 more with right hand on rock).

Returned rocks and mosey’d to picnic shelter for some irkins, dirkins, merkins, and dips. Performed 10 count of each exercise IC. Some mubble chatter about a 10 count but Q continued on with a rinse and repeat.

Finished out the beat-down with three rounds of Balls to the Walls and Preacher Chairs for 30 seconds each exercise.

Mary:

Around the horn for 10-count exercises: diamond merkins, box cutters, LBCs, low slow flutters, burpees, WWIIs, pickle pounders, reverse LBCs, boat canoes, homer to marge, Freddie Mercuries, burpees OYO, mountain climbers, Carolina wine mixers, X-Men crosses, finished with 3 burpees, 2 merkins, and 5 WWIIs
Announcements:

Prayer: Ausfart, LED’s coworker, PAX looking for job. Families celebrating first Christmas without loved ones.

2nd F provided by Lipsync – coffee and donuts

Sheepdog- Q Round up

December 15, 2018/in Sheepdog /QIC: Shredder
PAX: Beater, Dovetail, Gump, Norm, Shredder

Warm Up: Pax rotated through leading; SSH, IW&HBs, Windmills, Fasio Arm Circles, Merkins, Dirkins and Erkins.
The Workout: Burpee Box Jumps, then traveled along the brick knee wall. each third shift, three merkins. Lunges between knee walls, and three burpees at each end. Rinse and repeat with a session of Sticky Fingers inbetween. Ended with a review of last weeks armbar.
Mary: LBCs and 6” leg hold.
Announcements: CSUP & Christmas Party
Prayer: Norm lead Pax in a discussion on focus and then took us out; CrabLegs and others fighting injurie and sickness, job hunting, and families.

12 Days of Christmas; Respect for 41

December 12, 2018/in Possum Trot /QIC: Dauber
PAX: Banana Seat, Beater, Blue Hen, Buford, Dauber, Doc, DoubleD, Farva, Gump, H1N1, Messi, Moby, Modify, Natty Ice, Pikachu, Puddles

Warm Up: Banana Seat lead us around the tennis courts to the lower area by the concession stands. Dauber took over and warmed up the PAX with the following exercises: 20 SSH, 10 Flower/Cotton pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Imperial Walkers right into 10 Hillbillies; Left arm and Right arm stretches. It was a nice start to this sub 30 degree clear morning.

The Workout: PAX of 16 (welcome friendly face Natty Ice) broke into two groups, odds began 10 left up/downs followed by 10 right up/downs on the wall while evens held BTTW on the concession stand wall for a 20 count cadence count; swapped positions and completed the previous exercise. Rinse and Repeat. PAX walked to the driveway lining up into two lines. PAX performed Frankensteins, high knees, open doors, and Karaoke (R/L) to the parking lot. Each PAX grabbed a medium-sized rock and circled up in the parking lot. In honor of President George H. W. Bush passing last week, PAX performed a total of 41 reps (10, 10, 10, 11) of the following rock exercises: Rut-Ros, Curls, Tricep Curls, Squats. PAX moved one space to the right before executing next exercise. Once completed, PAX got on their six, knocked out 15 rock presses, 15 skull crushers and 15 Homer to Marge passing the rock to the right again before each exercise. PAX John Cusack back to the rock pile and met up on the tennis courts. Lots of mumble chatter as Q forgot his left and right and pulled a Lipsync with his rep counts).
Mary: 12 Days of Christmas (F3 Style): Q passed out 12 index cards to 12 unsuspecting brothers. Each index card had a number (1-12) and a corresponding exercise. We missed R-22 for special 5th day. In the spirit of The Twelve Days of Christmas, F3 gave to me….

1st Day: 1 chill cut plank (turned into a pickle pounder – per Double D)

2nd Day: 2 Plank Jacks

3rd Day: 3 Mountain Climbers

4th Day: 4 Wide Merkins

5th Day: 5 Burpees OYO (missed you R-22)

6th Day: 6 Box-cutters

7th Day: 7 LBCs

8th Day: 8 Freddie Mercury

9th Day: 9 Merkins

10th Day: 10 Squats

11th Day: 11 WW IIs

12th Day: 12 SSH

PAX and Q were spent. Dauber asked Double D for a 10-count hold. PAX knew they were in trouble when Double D went off count a few times. (Must have been that new math) It messed up the Q as he tried holding plank which looked more like a yoga move with his a$$ high in the air. Recovered after a lengthy time.

Announcements: CSAUP (Sat-Womble), U-Turn still on; Q-School in Jan; F3 Christmas Party (Sat); Mutiny on Mon will have a 2.0 as Q (first time in SW history). Check out Yoga deal (one month = $29 Groupon at Burn? In Holly Sporing) – unlimited yoga. And for those early birds, Slide Rule will lead a yoga class for EC on Friday before Cletus…5:15 in pavilion.

Prayer: PAX circled up and held hands. Dauber took us out. PAX looking for employment, PAX having challenges at work; Double D’s Dad medical issues – recent fall, Double D’s wife – back surgery; Ausfart recovery in the hospital from his motorcycle accident (long road ahead)

EC: 2 mile run – Banana Seat, Beater and Dauber

Always an honor leading you men.
Dauber – Q

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