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Cletus – Spontaneous Q

EC: LED, Woody, Yogurt. Arrived at 5 am fully expecting to see Breach and his truck full of toys. Oh, he’ll be here for the main event. His pre-blast indicated he was ready to go and bringing coupons. Surely he’ll be here for he main event! OK, 5:30 rolls around–no Breach! I love Q-ing at Cletus, so here goes?
Warm Up: Mosey to top of Ivan lot. Circle up for 50 SSHs, series of arm circles (front, back, seal claps, overhead, chinooks). Gillette rolled in just a minute late, so we all did five burpees OYO. Thanks Gillette, I like burpees.

The Workout: Mosey to amphitheater and the ledge. Lined up for derkins in an Indian Run formation. That is, everybody plank up in derkin position, tight to one end. The phrase “tighten up” triggered the human jukebox–Arthur Fonzarelli (Fonzie) to sing “Tighten Up” by Archie Bell and the Drells–nice! The “Indian” does five merkins, calling them out. Then, runs to head of the line. Cycle through til each PAX had done three rounds. Additional round including step ups and dips. This took a while.

OK, let’s do the same formation, but with balls to the wall (BTW) and preacher’s chair. We went all the way around the back wall of the amphitheater twice. This took a while. But, on the second round of BTW, the wall shifted and we stopped that exercise.

Mosey to the playground. Time for a mini-Murph. Partner up for accountability. Partners do five pullups together, then do 15 merkins together. Next, partners for five pullups together, then do 20 squats together. We continued for as many rounds as possible until 6 minutes before end of workout.

Mosey to pickleball courts with radar guns for Mary

Mary: Popcorn Mary
Announcements: F3 picnic; Expect to see Dr. Ryan next Friday (6/24/22), a Spartan racer that Cupid, Gillette, and I head-locked. Woody rolled by and said, “Never not head-locking”!
Prayer: Stubs and family, 3-Alarm full recovery

PT Throwback

For the third day in a row, YHC was at the helm. EC was skipped due to some fatigue. Rolled up with 4 mins to spare for some mumble chatter. Nine pax were ready to do some work. I wanted to relive some old school workouts at PT so that’s what we did. Everyone survived but not without some moaning and groaning. Heck I think I ever moaned some from my stupid ideas.

Warm up
Follow the leader into the tennis courts for some agility on the lines then circle up.
Smurf jacks x20
1 burpee
Windmills x10
2 burpees
Slaloms x15
3 burpees
Michael Phelps x10
4 burpees

Partner up similar size
Using the four tennis courts across:
Wheelbarrows across 2 courts with 10 dirkins at the end of each court
Switch partners
Partner carry with 5 squats middle and end
Switch and go back
Wheelbarrow across all 4 courts
Switch and go back
Broad jump burpee across all 4

Indian run down to bottom of road then back up to concession stand hill
11’s monkey humpers & diamond merkins
back peddle to top, reg down
Indian run back to courts

Suicides at end of each court

Mary
Dying cockroach
Pretzels
Boat canoes
Heels to heaven

We ended with a circle of trust and FedEx took us out.
If you see a problem within F3, confront the situation and try to help. Don’t be a bystander. We can all be better together.

BS out!

F.N.G.

YHC had all intentions of an earlier start to get some EC in with the boys before Mutiny. Alarm went off 0435 and I was awake but then sleep hit me again. Woke up again 0510…holy crap! Passed on taking the dog out and taking a dump, shot out the door and made it on time with 2 mins to spare. Did a little mumble chatter then got us started. Good to see Puddles visiting from Beaufort.

Warmed up with Red October
SSH x20
Cotton Pickers (done with proper form) x10
Mtn climbers x20
Goofballs x20
Then we split off. Once we got to the small hill I turned around and saw on 2 guys with me of which one was an FNG. I thought this might be bad for this guy. He had no clue was FNG stood for but kept saying it during the workout. I think he thought it was a curse word or something.

Tiny Hill will break you
11’s – deep squat into calf raise at top and alternating shoulder tap merkins at bottom
Crawl bear up hill and bear crawl down

Mosey towards lower lot. Lieutenant Dans across the lot then over to the rock pile.

With rock we did
50 curls
50 tri’s
50 rutrows
20 table step ups to top, each leg
20 WWI’s with rock
R&R half the reps

Mosey back to tennis courts for abbreviated Mary. Capt Thor’s x5

Name o Rama
FNG stepped on a nail doing the Doopey Challenge in Disney but still finished. He earned the name Wet Bandit from Marvs scene in Home Alone.
Check slack for announcements
Prayers for Stubs, Sliderule, others

Great way to start the day men! Thanks for allowing me to lead.

BS Out!

Boulder work

FNGs: none
Warm Up: usual warm o rama with some surprise merkins
The Workout: Circle to with your rock and played survivor with a set of 5 exercises, 15 reps each, and a rotation sheet each exercise. Ruh rohs, curls, triceps extension, skull crushers, overhead press. The least favorite exercise (not PAX, that’s just hurtful) got voted off each round. Didn’t help that Fram choose a boulder.

Over to the dugout for some bar hangs. 6 saw who could hang the longest while the other 6 “cheered” them on doing amrap squats.

Mary: Popcorn Mary with some upper body stretches.
Announcements: June challenge, lipstick meal train, run the Quay
T-Claps (Recognition): 7 for EC. Great showing!
Prayer: Dahmer’s family members, FedEx kids graduation, stubs family

Day 4: 5 Days of Fankle

FNGs: none

PAX: @Pumps, @Pots, @Finkle, @Florence/Flojoe, @LED, @Fonzie, @Deuce, @Sunshine
Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot and at each corner of the parking lot we stopped to do 2 warm-up exercises.  Daisy pickers, Sir Fazio Arms f/b, mountain climbers, Hillbillies, Imperial walkers, Finkle kicks(hairy rockettes), the goof ball, etc.
The Workout: 1st Event – 7 of diamonds.  Did an exercise at each corner incrementing the next exercise by 7.  7 merkins at each corner, 14 burpees at each corner, 21 American Hammers at each corner, 28 lunges at each corner.

2nd Event – Apple Turnovers with 10 count in cadence monkey humpers at each end of the parking lot.  Turnovers were bear crawl 3 parking spots then turn over to do crab walks the same.
Mary: Low slow flutter, Homer to Marge, Pickle Pounders, spitting cobra, downward dog into pigeon.
Announcements: CSAUP ‘The Judge’ on Saturday at 6 am.
T-Claps (Recognition): 7 for EC this morning.  Great work gents.
Prayer: PAX who are dealing with injuries and sickness, @Fonzie’s extended family.

As promised a never done before F3 workout Indoors! Basketball full Court!!

Warm Up: Moseyed to indoor Basketball gym.

Stood on Baseline for the Pledge of All Allegiance

Workout: We had exactly 20 so we divided up into 4 groups and played 2 separate games of full court 5 on 5. We rotated after halfway. I don’t think our ball skills were very sharp in the beginning. Most of the PAX got better as time progressed except for Guatemalan. He pretty much stood in the same place every time and asked for the ball.

I know sometimes we do a lot of the same things every week. Thought this would be fun to mix it up a bit. Those that shined like @pumps because he has skills and @Fram the rest made up for it in fouls and large bodies pushing and shoving. Thank God we did not call fouls today. I would have fouled out before the second game…BTW I am pretty sure my Team won both games @bobby bouche @deadbolt @mookie @maddog. Next time we play @banannaseat will be on a 3-man team due to his speed!

 

Mary: No Time

T Claps: Bosshog and the new addition to the Family! Congratulations

Prayers: Thanks for the prayer support for my Mom. Our Country, Injured PAX, 3rd cousin who took a dive OTW back. Hope he is okay!

Announcements: CSAUP 6-10 Saturday

9 PAX put in the work

Decided to do something a little different at Mutiny. I had scoped out the greenway and found out that there was plenty of things to do along the way.

FNG: None

Warm Up: Dauber warmed us up with several exercises.

Workout: Moseyed to the end of the soccer field where the Greenway begins. Started out with Carolina Dry Docks IC. Headed down the Greenway and stopped at the bridge for Dips, and Derkins. Moseyed to Hwy 55 crosswalk and ended up in the PVA.

Lined up on the car bumper stop and from one side of the PVA to the other we did the following:

In between we Bear Crawls, Crawl Bears, Lunges

On each side we did exercises: All Ab related. Moseyed back for Mary but not before BTW and wall sits.

Mary: Various exercises

Announcements: CSAUP 6:00 am Hilltop Needmore Park

Prayers: PAX injured, Unspoken

Honor to Lead!!

Mutiny in South Wake

AO: Mutiny
Workout Date: 08/16/21

Warm Up:
State the mission, check for FNGs(0), and give the disclaimer.
Warm Up exercises

Main Event:
1) Dora 1-2-3 (100 Merkins, 200 LBCs, 300 Squats)
2) 10-15-10 pyramid in the shelter: Left-Right Step Ups, Irkins, Dips, Little Gyno Crunches, Derkins
3) Partner up and grab rocks for partner rock work across the soccer field. One Partner performs AMRAP (As Many Reps As Possible) rock exercise while the other partner runs across the soccer field and back. Flapjack. Switch exercise once second partner returns. Repeato until Mary time. Various exercises were called: curls overhead press, etc.

Mary:
Various abdominal exercises.

COT:
12 PAX (6 for Mutiny, 6 for Red October)
Announcements and Prayers

Naked Moleskin:
This was my ninety-fourth #F3Q21 #2021Challenge Q (ninety-eighth overall). Next Q is Wednesday at Possum Trot.
-Pigpen

QIC: Pigpen
PAX: Mutiny: FRAM, Fonzie, Sparky, Breach, Sprinkler, Pigpen
Red October: POTS, Frisco, Smalls, Money Pit, Gump, FedEx
Workout Date: 08/16/21

IPC week 1

FNGs:
Warm Up:good morning, Frankenstein, micheal Phelps, oyo stretches
The Workout:

800 meter run, 25 yard murder bunnies, 10 merkin shoulder taps, 25yd reverse murder bunnies, 20 blocker burpee thrusters, 25 yd murder bunnies, 10 merkin shoulder taps, 25 yd reverse murder bunnies

800 meter run, 25 yard murder bunnies, 10 merkin shoulder taps, 25yd reverse murder bunnies, 20 burpee horizontal block jump, 25 yd murder bunnies, 10 merkin shoulder taps, 25 yd reverse murder bunnies

800 meter run, 25 yard murder bunnies, 10 merkin shoulder taps, 25yd reverse murder bunnies, 20 burpee vertical block jump, 25 yd murder bunnies, 10 merkin shoulder taps, 25 yd reverse murder bunnies

Announcements: 9/11 TM 5k, 9/11 stair climb, possible Fuquay 10k.

Prayer:praise for time with family, prayer for our country and health

For Eudora

A newly moved Fuquay-Varina resident was on wheel of fortune. Pat asked, what does Fuquay-Varina mean? “I don’t know” . Oh man, let’s take a tour so we don’t make the same mistake.

FNGs: none

Warm Up: circle up for warm-o-rama

The Workout: A tour to Fuquay Springs Mineral Park with exercises and town history scattered song the way. Exercises: Foxhole, Up downs, Quadhilla, Underdogs, Angle grinders, Y-super man lifts.

Mary: none

Announcements: local races upcoming

T-Claps (Recognition): All you local legends

Prayer: BRR training, family sickness, Afghanistan