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I thought you were lying.

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Had 6 come out for some fun at Cletus. YHC had a few workouts in mind heading into Friday but the weather threw any plans out the window. The only thing I knew for sure was that we were going to do 100 burpees. Not sure if anyone was actually going to show, YHC, was somewhat surprised, given his love of burpees, to see Da Business ready to roll. When I got out of the car it was at that point he informed me that he hadn’t read the slack announcement of 100 burpees until about 1 minute before I arrived. I briefly thought about changing my mind….nah. Hardee, Flojo, and Nemo rolled in and off we went. Early in the workout Flowjo hurt his knee so he and Hardy left. Hope the knee is ok!

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up: Moseyed to picnic shelter. To get our 100 burpees in we had to start strong. Slaughter Starter 30 burpees OYO; SSH x 50 in cadence, windmills, fazio arm circles (forward/backwards), overhead claps, seal claps, jack webs; 10 burpees OYO.

The Workout: Partnered up for…

Round 1: Peoples chair (partner 1), bear crawl to end of pavillion crawl bear back (partner 2), 3 set each exercise

10 burpees OYO

Round 2: Balls to wall (partner 1), lunge walk to end of pavillion and back (partner 2), 3 sets each exercise

10 burpees OYO

Round 3: Peoples chair (partner 1), log jumps/bunny hops to end of pavilion and back (partner 2), 3 sets each

75 LBCs

10 burpees OYO

Round 4: Balls to wall (partner 1), sprint forwards to end of pavilion backwards back (partner 2), 3 sets each

10 burpees OYO

Round 5: Peoples chair (partner 1), bear crawl to end of pavillion crawl bear back (partner 2), 3 set each exercise

10 burpees OYO

Mary: Each Pax called out an exercise…6 inch leg lift/low slow flutters, homer to marge, Freddie Mercuries, American hammers, 10 burpees OYO (100 total)

Announcements: Big run tomorrow, Forceps son’s service moved to next Saturday.

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX for coming out in less than ideal conditions and putting in the hard work.

Prayer: 1 minute of silence for Forceps son.

Who’s here anyways?

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Apologies for the late backblast. Better late than never? Let’s go…

FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH x25, imperial walkers x10, hillbillies x10, Daisy pickers x10, fozio arm circles x10 forward x10 reverse, seal claps x10
The Workout: Mosied over to the parking lot with a rock pile. Pax were instructed to get a mediumish rock for many reps. One exercise at each corner, with lunges in between (added in some karaokes and Bernies to mix things up). Started with 10 reps at each four corners, then increased by five each round, up to 25 reps at the last round. Exercises were curls for the girls, triceps, bus drivers and ground pounders.

Moved over to the picnic area. Half of the pax held balls to the wall while the other half did urkins/durkins/dips/abyss merkins, 10 count, switching in between each exercise. Back to tennis courts for Mary.

Mary: Popcorn Mary, 15 counts. I’ve forgotten a few (let this be a lesson to post same-day). But there were some SSH, WWIIs, sweat angels, merkins and pickle pounders.
Announcements: Check slack for upcoming 3rd opportunities.
T-Claps (Recognition): All this HIM getting out there in the cold gloom this week.
Prayer: Wallaby for strength, soldiers and first responders.

You Ain’t Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants…

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YHC’s SouthWake Q Tour rolled through Tiger’s Blood this morning. Woke up to steady rainfall as I arrived to a dimly lit parking lot. No cars had rolled in and in looking at the watch made sense as it had just turned 5am. Planted the flag, affixed my headlamp and took a scenic tour around the grounds. Having never Q’d this site, YHC was not only taking inventory of the equipment, but also trying to locate problem areas (ie: puddles) to avoid throughout the workout. Did an entire loop around the school after learning that in places behind the school, we’d need actual canoes to cross. After confirming the path to the track, YHC made his way back to the lot to see Warbuck’s had arrived and was out getting some early miles.

Pulled some cones out of the car for some warm up agility and sat back in the car to keep somewhat dry while waiting for any sign of life. May have been about 4 minutes before the first car rolled in, shattering the first agility cone I had laid out in the process. Just then a few cars were seen heading left to the track. At the time I had thought it must be Banana Seat and whoever else he had wrangled into the temporary Speed Racer AO this morning.

Restoring faith in alarm clocks, Midget was seen rolling in and backing into his spot, along with a car I hadn’t seen before. As the doors opened to this clown car, a trio of Florence, Hardy, and a four-legged Poop Eater emerged.

3 minutes until “Go Time” Warbucks comes sauntering in. A few exchanges and pleasantries among the PAX and we were off with the following warm up.

Warm Up: Skinny loop mosey around the lot, quickly transitioned to puddle shuffles zig zagging from cone to cone and then back to the start for more shuffles in the opposite direction. One more time slaloming between the cones and then circled up for the following…

Imperial Walkers X 10, Hillbillies X20, Good Mornings X10 IC, “Bat Wings”- Fazio 20F\20B, Seal Claps X20, Overhead Claps X20, Chinooks X20. By this time there was quite a bit of mumblechatter being invoked by Midget with Quiver reciprocating the exchange..YHC had assumed this opening ceremony was being received as boring, so YHC figured he’d change it up a little. It was starting to rain a little harder, so did what every caring Q would do in this situation, and found some shelter in front of the school, where there was a long wall…

The Workout: While under shelter, instructed the 6 PAX to partner up for some Patty Cake Merkins X20. With the arms warmed up, instructed PAX to hold in People’s Chair X 20 in cadence. With both arms and legs fully activated, introduced a new exercise which I’ll call Burpee Wall Walkers for now. These have probably been named something, but have never seen them performed at any AO yet, so I’m gonna claim them in this backblast until someone tells me otherwise.

Instructed PAX to remain with backs to the wall, leaving about 6 inches, or enough space to perform a burpee (or several). PAX performed 5 Burpees on YHC’s down and up with backs facing the wall. After performing the 5 burpees, PAX slowly climbed the wall backwards into B2B position, holding for a 5 count and then wall walking 3 spaces to the left. Continued this with 4, 3, 2, 1 burpee counts. Suddenly the mumblechatter had changed to inquiries of the Q’s sanity.

Mosey’d to the track and saw 2 head lamps carrying a steady pace in the distance. We later confirmed that it was Banana Seat and LED getting some soggy miles. This morning’s track work would be a modified Billy Madison running routine (see Lexicon). Had 4 rounds planned where we split the track in quarters at the corners. In the first round PAX would run in a straight line with YHC setting the pace.

Corner 1: Squats on YHC’s Up\Down X12

Corner 2: Squats X12, Star Jumps X12

Corner 3: Squats X12, Star Jumps X12, SSH X12

Corner 4: Squats X12, Star Jumps X12, SSH X12, Lunges X6L, X6R

Round 2: Indian Run

Corner 1: Merkins X12,

Corner 2: Merkins X12, Diamond Merkins X12

Corner 3: Merkins X12, Diamond Merkins X12, Carolina Dry (Wet) Docks X12

Corner 4: Merkins X12, Diamond Merkins X12, Carolina Dry (Wet) Docks X12, Nipplers X12

Round 3: Bataan Death Run w\trailing PAX performing 3 Merkins from the back before sprinting to the front

Repeat Exercises from Round 1.

Quick check of time and a Billy Madison Quote from Warbucks, and knew it was time to lead PAX back to the flag for Mary. Though we didn’t get all 4 rounds YHC had planned, solid work by PAX all around and great push by all PAX in completing the exercises at the corners.

Mary: Arriving back to the flag via Indian Run, circled up for some Annie’s X10 L\R, Pickle Pounders X20, Shoulder Taps X10, Roll up in to Downward Dog, Left Leg Over Right, Right Leg Over Right. As it was raining, decided to end the workout in the same way Andy Dufresne did in Shawshank Redemption after he escaped prison with the aptly named exercise the “Shawshank.” (see lexicon)…

Announcements: Check local listings on Slack for 3rd F opportunities.

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX getting after it in the rain.

Prayer: Quiver’s family member, Carrie, who passed recently. Florence’s family member Alex (age 12) battling illness. Continued prayers for Wallaby. Those struggling with substance abuse and all unspoken.

Men- Always an honor to lead. Looking forward to many more in the coming weeks.

RailRoaded At TBD

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You know it’s time to start the workout when FloJo, Hardy, and Poopeater arrive. Today, they were about 30 seconds late. Ordinarily, they are exactly on time at 5:30, a just-in-time operation!

Warm-up: Mosey + Burpees

Mosey onto Stinson, stop at first parking lot, SSH 25x

Continue mosey down Stinson to Noonday, 10 burpees OYO, mosey back up to parking lot.

There’s your warm-up! Dawgpound: Why did we have to go down the hill to do those burpees? Because after Q’ing and working out at Womble for so long, we needed a different warmup.

The Thang: Railroad Tracks

After having fun with this format on Monday, I decided to continue today.

In the parking lot, each of the 12 PAX planks up on the first 12 lines. First PAX (YHC) runs to end of PAX like an Indian Run to the first open line. Plank up. Each PAX follows until we reach the end. My idea was to simply run back to the beginning from there. But, the first PAX to round the corner (Cowboy?) found a whole new set of parking spots around the corner, paralleling the first set. He started the railroad there and we returned same as we came. Bonus!

Next sets of exercises, same format: Guantanamo, 5 hand-release Merkins, WWIIs before your run to front of line. PAX holds 6 inch while the one PAX does WWII.

Mr. Clarity (i.e., Pablo) kept asking questions, claiming that he was just seeking clarity. Seemed suspiciously like he was trying hi-jack my Q! Indeed the Fritter Goobers brought more chatter to this parking lot than it has heard since the last installment of Ivan.

Balls to the Wall by Request:

Sprinkler and POTS were disappointed we did not do BTW on Monday. So, making sure not to disappoint, we moseyed to the amphitheater. OK, so Sprinkler was genuinely happy to have this exercise, pretty sure he could go 5 minutes. POTS was not as pleased.

Upon finishing up the WWII railroads, PAX moseyed one-by-one down to the amphitheater and took People’s Chair position on the wall. First round 10 second count by each PAX. FloJo is now famous for his I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X counting method.

Mary: American Hammers, pickle pounders, LBCs, etc.

Announcements: Check Slack

Prayer Requests: Sprinkler and his family as they lay his father to rest today. Dawgpound safe air travels. FloJo as his family considers adoption.

New Rides for some at Disney

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11 PAX and 1 dog, 6 for EC, decided to swallow the DRP to continue in their daily commitment to accelerate fitness, fellowship, and faith and see why Disney is called “The Happiest Place on Earth”!

EC: 187, Deadbolt, Full House, Maybelline, Pablo, ShamWow!

FNGs: None

Notable Absences: Dumbo, Emeril, and Midget4Life

Warm Up: Quick mosey around the soccer field then circled up for excercises.  All exercises in cadence: SSH x20; IW x10, HB x10, Windmill x10, Arm Circles x10F x10R, Seal Claps x10, Overhead Claps x10

The Workout: PAX moseyed to the back corner of the track around the soccer fields where the path forks with hill and split into 2 groups.  Group 1: 5 burpees at the top of the hill, run to the bottom for 5 star jumps, run back to the top and repeat until group 2 has made it all the way around the field.  Group 2: indian run around the soccer field stopping at the corners to complete 10 count merkin exercises  (corner 1 wide grip, corner 2 diamond, corner 3 regular).  Switch and repeat for 2 full circuits.  During the run down the hill, heard a few PAX state that they had never been on this ride before; I was happy to provide.  PAX then moseyed to the play ground for 2 sets of : Box Jumps x10, Bulgarian split leg squats (10R 10L), 10 Derkins, 10 Dips, 10 Erkins.  PAX moseyed to the wall at the restrooms where they completed 2 rounds of: Group 1 held BTTW while Group 2 did mountain climbers IC x 10, then switch.  Mosey to the flag for Mary.

Mary: All exercises in cadence: LSF x20; Homer to Marge x10 regular, 5 right leg up, 5 left leg up; Box cutter x20, Freddie Mercury x20, Pickle Pounder x20

Announcements: Help SNAP move at 6:15 this evening at his office in Holly Springs; ATT long ass run 2/22, Help at the Holly Springs Food Cupboard this Saturday to build a greenhouse

Prayer: Wallaby, First Responders, 3 USA Fire Fighters in Australia that lost their life, Soldiers, Unspoken, ShamWow! took us out in prayer.

16 Cletus – Stronger by Merkin

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On the pre-blast, I challenged the PAX to post for multiple Merkins. After squeezing out six HCs, I was pleased to find a full parking lot at 5:25 am. EC: 187, Banana Seat, Slide Rule, UTI, Warbucks.

Warm up:

Good mornings (15), followed by Progressive versions of SSH (20)—Regular, Smurf Jack, Red Bull Smurf Jack (20)

Arm circles 10 forward, 10 backward. OK, I had to mix these in before tackling the RBSJs, just to catch my breath.

Recover on mosey to opposite parking lot.

The Thang:

Line up on curb, directly across from opposite curb.

Mike Tysons (plank, squat while in plank, Merkin) 5, 10, 15 near curb. Bear Crawl to and from opposite curb between reps.

Lunge walk to other curb, execute Circle of Merkins (left hand on curb 5; both hands on curb 10; right hand on curb 15; both feet on curb (20)). Lunge walk to and from opposite curb between reps.

 

Mosey to amphitheater:

Find a spot on the ledge. Dips 20x to warm up

Alternating dips on the ledge and People’s Chair on the wall

Find a spot on the wall. People’s chair 5, 10

 

Mosey to brick wall at back of Hunt Center:

15 Merkins to warm up

Alternating BTW and squats 5, 10, 15

 

Mary:

Popcorn through most of the PAX

American Hammers, Boat/canoe, Pickle pounders, Bobby Hurley brick up, WWIIs, Box cutters, etc. Have A Nice Day 30 seconds.

 

Announcements:

Check Slack for Mama’s House repairs Saturday morning. Community Service

UTI says he added events to calendar, linked to the workout schedule. Also, he’s packing the Third F calendar to affect our community.

Banana Seat says Q School starting Monday, incorporated into workout. Highly recommended. Coming to a workout near you soon.

Prayer Requests: Wallaby, traveling PAX, injured PAX, first responders, military, Breach family

We Could Run a Little, We Could Run a Lot

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YHC struggled with what to plan for this workout. I wasn’t really sure what to expect in terms of runners/non-runners and Tiger Blood is one of those AOs that finds good balance in running vs bootcamp. One way to solve that: Deck of Cards.

EC: Warbucks, Pikachu, Skidmark, and 187 ran from home

FNGs: None
Warm Up: 2 laps around the parking lot. Good mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, SSH
The Workout: Deck of cards with the following:

  • Diamonds: regular merkins
  • Hearts: LBCs
  • Clubs: Squats
  • Spades: Burpees

If an Ace is drawn run laps in the parking based on the value of the card before the Ace. This proved highly effective as the first Ace drawn followed a 10. Modification quickly followed.

Suicide King was supposed to be suicides but we missed it and did suicides at the end.

Mary: 10 count exercises by pax

Announcements: 2/22 Long Ass Run

T-Claps (Recognition): Da Business who said his heart was in his stomach
Prayer: Those struggling with addictions, family members young and old

Pebbles to boulders

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FNGs: Not likely at 24 degrees

Warm Up: SSH, Daisy-pickers, Fazios, Flapping Birds, Imperial Walkers

The Workout: Too cold to stand around Womble, so YHC decided a field trip was in order.  Set out in a fellowship run and (taking a page out of Aquaman’s book) stopped at each intersection to build a workout, exercises = PAX choice.

Stop 1 = 10 merkins
Stop 2 = 10 merkins + 6 burpees (POTS birthday choice)
Stop 3 = 10 merkins + 6 burpees + 10 lunges
Stop 4 = 10 merkins + 6 burpees + 10 lunges + 10 monkey humpers

Proceeded to the parking deck for some ‘forest to the sea’ (bear crawl followed by crab walk) and then moseyed on to the rock pile.  PAX informed to select a ‘medium to large’ rock.  YHC noted an extremely liberal interpretation of that size range; seemed like pebbles to boulders.  PAX executed ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes’ (deadlift into biceps curl into shoulder press into triceps extension = 1 rep X 10).  Moved three rocks to the right for PAX choice exercises including curlz for the gurlz, shoulder press and bus driver.  Returned the rocks for the mosey back.

On the return route PAX stopped at each intersection for ab exercises, building as before:

Stop 1 = 10 gas pumpers
Stop 2 = 10 gas pumpers + 10 pickle pounders
Stop 3 =  10 gas pumpers + 10 pickle pounders + 10 snow angels (Florence demonstrated admirable enthusiasm during cadence call, and neighborhood residents are now aware of F3).
Stop 4 = 10 gas pumpers + 10 pickle pounders + 10 snow angels + 10 plank jacks

Mary:Completed the mosey back to Womble for some smurf jacks.  YHC was due for an early morning meeting, so handed the keys to Dauber and he brought it home with WWIIs, Freddie Mercurys and yoga stretches.

Announcements: Happy birthday POTS!  51 big ones.  See social media re helping at Mama’s House

T-Claps (Recognition): The Masters for joining up again for a full beatdown, no Metamucil required.

Prayer:  Alex, family friend of Florence with cancer, military, first responders, unspoken.

 

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.  Aye!

January 17 2020 / at Cletus (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

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EC: Nemo and 187

PAX:  20

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey’d to far parking lot

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Frankenstein’s

The Workout: 

  1. (one or two sandbags – modify as needed)
  2. Curls for the girls (20 reps)
  3. Figure 8’s around the legs (10 Reps right and 10 reps left)
  4. Overhead press (20 reps)
  5. Floor press / bridged (20 reps)
  6. Willy Mays Hayes – Bear hug side lunge (20 reps)
  7. Good Mornings (20 reps)
  8. Squats (20 reps)
  9. Up right rows (20 reps)
  10. Halo’s (20 reps)
  11. Rut Rows (20 reps)

Rinse and repeat between each exercise

Run backwards (Back Peddle) to middle of parking lot

Merkins (10 reps)

Sprint back

  1. Mosey’d to Picnic Pavilion, Paired up;

1st round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Urkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

2nd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Derkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

3rd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Dips (IC 20), Partners switched.

Mary:

The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

Announcements: 

Breach -Feb 7 -Travis Manion foundation 2nd F event

LED – Jan 25  – Mama’s House of Thrift cleanup and repair event

Prayers:

Florence – Friends 12 year old friend upcoming bone marrow transplant

Pickles (CARPEX) – Betty (Mother in law) has pneumonia

Unspoken,

Military

First Responders

January 8 2020 / at TBD (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

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January 8 2020 / at TBD (Womble Park) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

EC: Nemo

PAX:  16

Blue Hen, Doc, Brony, Florence, Flanagan, Nemo, Snap, Java, Fanny Pack, Cinder, Hardy, Dauber, Dahmer, Sprinkler,  Yogurt, POTS

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey’d to far parking lot

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Frankenstein’s

The Workout:

  1. (one or two sandbags – modify as needed)
  2. Curls for the girls (20 reps)
  3. Figure 8’s around the legs (10 Reps right and 10 reps left)
  4. Overhead press (20 reps)
  5. Floor press / bridged (20 reps)
  6. Willy Mays Hayes – Bear hug side lunge (20 reps)
  7. Good Mornings (20 reps)
  8. Squats (20 reps)
  9. Up right rows (20 reps)
  10. Halo’s (20 reps)
  11. Rut Rows (20 reps)

Rinse and repeat between each exercise

Run backwards (Back Peddle) to middle of parking lot

Sprint back

  1. Passing the sandbags to the left, right over, and under.
  2. Mosey’d to Picnic Pavilion, Paired up;

1st round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Urkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

2nd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Derkins (IC 20), Partners switched.

3rd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 Dips (IC 20), Partners switched.

Mary: The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

Announcements:  Tobacco Road Marathon & Half Marathon March 15.

Prayer:  Prayers for the unspoken, Military, and First Responders.