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Old School, New School, DoppelgÀngers, and Disappearances

The use of heavy music was pre-blasted by YHC today for my first kettlebell Q at Crazy Ivan.  We moved not so heavy weight a lot of reps and listened to heavy music most of the time. 13 pax showed up on another rainy and humid morning under the garage for some 40/10 tabata kettlebell work. We had 6 in attendance for EC (3 running including YHC/3 yoga) with one disappearance for the main event. Where did Emeril go???

FNG’s: None
Warm Up: SSH, Good Mornings, Sir Fazios, and Frankenstein’s with a 2 loop mosey around the deck.
The Workout: 40/10 tabata with 8 exercises planned for 5 rounds but YHC called an audible for popcorn instead of final round.  This was a great mix of pax I don’t often see, so YHC wanted to test the creativity of the group for the final round… they did not disappoint!

4 Round Exercises were: Halos, Clean/Jerk/Press, Kettlebell Merkin, Swings, Midget Love Handles, Goblet Squats, Figure 8’s, and Lawnmowers.

The playlist stayed heavy throughout. At one point, the Dawgpound asked if a Metallica song was Godsmack.  The pax corrected him and went on to say that the song was new school Metallica (if by new school we mean 1997). Fonzie then says, “man, if that’s new school we should put on some Hanson or the Monkeys.” Playlist eventually turned to a lighter track with the  Foofighters that the Dawgpound guessed correctly followed by a 16-bit comment of “this playlist is kinda psychotic”. YHC responded, “yeah I know   I like it!” At the same time YHC mentioned that Boy George is a doppelgĂ€nger for Dave Grohl of the FooFighters.  Apparently, Boy George Has heard this before.  Then some actual old school Metallica Seek and Destroy came on.  Now that’s 1983. Of course, 16 bit says, “isn’t it all really old school nowadays?”   Good point.

Audible called to popcorn for pax to call 15 reps of anything including Mary moves. Exercises were: kick throughs, 2 rounds of Midget Cookie Pouches, standard merkins, 6 inches, LSF’s, Shoulder Press, Boobity-Boobitys, H2Ms, chest presses, LBC, and of course Lucky Charms calls burpees to just about blast us out!

Mary: Box Cutters, Pickle Pounders
Announcements: Sign up/pay up for the RUNE. Some guys are heading out at 0630 from Hilltop Needmore Park on Sunday for some adopt the highway action.
T-Claps (Recognition): LED for picking up YHC’s shovel flag as the blasting rain was coming in…good lookin’ our!
Prayer: Pax with moms in Hospice including Pablo’s family and Martini. My daughter Julia.  Thanks for letting me take the lead today fellas!

Just Like Gonorrhea

After months of Qing and not being able to move I made sure to incorporate lots of movement in to my return to Qing outdoors.  Over two miles were put in during the course of the workout.  I had also thought of several names for this backblast, going back and forth between several because I wasn’t able to land on my favorite.  Ultimately it was Forceps that gave us what you see here today.

FNGs:

None

EC:

LED, Norm, Fonzie, FedEx

Warm Up:

Mosey up over the hill to the parking lot of the shopping center on the other side.  Circle up for:

SSH x20 IC

Good Morning x10 IC

Windmill x10 IC

Squatted Moroccan Night Club x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

The Workout:

We moseyed to the sidewalk leading back up the hill and lined up for Walk like an Egyptian.  This is a lunging Indian run type deal where the PAX line up and lunge forward while the one in the back lunge walks to the front.  When he gets up there everyone takes a step to lunge with the other leg and the next guy goes.  The plan was to do this all the way up the hill.  This is where we got our backblast name, as everyone started to talk about the burning in their legs.  The hill was longer than I remembered so after about 60% of the climb I called an audible and we ran up the rest of the hill.

We crossed the bridge and did a bear crawl Indian run down the hill to the entrance of the park.  From here we took a quick jaunt in to downtown Varina and to the mural wall where we lined up for BTTW.  Each PAX counted to 10 as we held it up there.  This parking lot didn’t have the necessary number of curbs so we crossed the street to the small parking lot in front of the Brickhouse.

Each PAX grabbed a parking spot with a curb to put their feet on and did a dirkin.  We then crab walked across the parking lot to the opposite side, put our feed up on the curb there and did two dirkins.  Back across for three dirkins.  We were supposed to go to 13 but a quick look at the watch told me that we weren’t going to have enough time to get everything in that I wanted to if we went to that, so we stopped after 5.  I don’t think anyone minded.

Back at the park we partnered up for some B.L.I.M.P.S.  Partner one started a slow mosey while partner two did 5 burpees and then ran to catch up to his partner who then stopped and did 5 burpees of his own.  This then went to 10 lunges, 15 imperial walkers, 20 merkins, 25 plank jacks, and 30 squats.  Again, due to time constraints we stopped after P but LED insisted that we needed our squats so we circled up and fired off a quick 30 count of squats all together.  After that it was off to the tennis courts for…

Mary:

Circled up for a LBC circuit.

Regular LBC x10 IC

Reverse LBC x10 IC

Knees down to the left LBC x10 IC

Knees to the right LBC x10 IC

Announcements:

Sunday morning the first Adopt-A-Highway cleanup is taking place on Hilltop Needmore road.  We’ll be working on a 1.67 mile section of the road.  LED will have bags and vest and potentially gloves but please try to bring your own.  2.0s over 12 are welcome according to NCDOT regulations.  Information is on Slack and you can always reach out to LED for more information.

Prayer:

Norm took us out this morning.

Prayers for Mr. Terrific that his job interview goes well today.

Martini’s mother who is in her final fight with cancer.

All of the people affected by the virus, either those that are sick, those on the front lines helping fight it, those helping keep us all running, those who’s jobs are affected by it, and anyone else who has been waylaid in some sort of way by it.

 

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Back in the gloom never felt so good!

FNGs:none
Warm Up: Popo rolled up and watched our cars while there was EC by Fedex, Fonzie, LED, And Norm. Combined Mutiny and Red October as we were at 7 pax. Jogged around the track with stops for SSH, frankensteins, fazio arm circles, and hillbillies. Moseyed to circle and did, IW, and merkins I believe.

The Workout: For my birthday we did a Tabata style workout for 39secs with 10 sec rest. As follows

2x – squat hold/squat jumps

2x -sumo squat holds/ sumo squat pick ups

2x – single leg squats/ lt dans

Passed the mic to Fedex for

2x – of 15 rep Erkins,derkins, and dips on the wall

3x – lunge, lunge, burpee, broad jump from one end of lot to the other and moseyed back to starting line.

Mary: American Hammers, homer to marge, Superman’s, and plank hold.
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:For all the first responders and medical personnel on front lines of virus fight.

Battling the stuff!!

FNGs:NA
Warm Up:10 pax’s up and at it this morning to find room in their garage and workout.  If you were there and I didn’t see you I apologize for leaving you out.
SSH, good mornings, fazio arm circles, hillbillies imperial walkers
The Workout:

3 sets – 20 swings, 10 lunges each side, bent over rows

3 sets – 20 sumo squats, 10 press each side, 20 ic count figure 8s

3 sets- 20 side bends, 10 side lunges each side, 20 triceps

10 one leg dead lift each side

20 ICAmerican hammers

20 IC Lsf

Mary:She was sleeping!
Announcements:see slack
T-Claps (Recognition): 16 bit for getting AO containment setup and all the pax’s continuing to get at it while stuck at home!!!
Prayer: we can take the time to enjoy this slow pace and family time. Guidance for all Americans on how to be safe and do their part to slow the virus.  All the medical workers on front line

Did you find that in your shoe?

FNGs: None

16 HIMs showed up to GP for the best mumble chatter in SouthWake. 

WarmUp:

10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers,  20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 20 3ct SSH, 10 Willy Mays Haze, 10 x 3 ct Pigeon Pose stretches

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile. Rotate around rocks between sets.

  • 3 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 3 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Overhead Tri-press
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Trunk Twists
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Bus Drivers
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Rutrows
  • 3 sets of 10’s – Rock Taps
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Standard Bench Press
  • 10ct  Windshield wipers
  • 30ct 6 inches
  • 10ct Scissor Kicks
  • 10ct Box Cutters
  • 10ct WWIIs
  • 10ct Rockies
  • Ended rock intimacy with 10 x 3ct Homer to Marge Rock Humpers

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

  • 2 sets of 80ct Wall Sits
  • 2 sets of 30 ct Ascending Testicles

Mosey to playground

  • 2 sets of 20 x 3ct Step Ups
  • 2 sets of 10 Star Jumps
  • 2 sets of 10 x 3ct Split Jacks
  • 2 sets of 10x 3ct Mountain Climbers
  • 20 Dips
  • 20 LBCs
  • 10 Merkins
  • 10 Derkins
  • 10 Erkins
  • 10 x 3ct Pickle Pounders

T-Claps for many who doubled down posting U-Turn prior to posting GP

Announcements:  Though Wilmington’s race is cancelled, many are still going down to run and participate in the ALS sunset stroll. Census is coming:  make sure you get counted in the census (fill out the form in the mail – due April 1st).

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for FedEx’s mother-in-law in poor health, Continued prayers for Forcep and his family, DOA’s wife due in 10 days.

Mr Terrific took us out.

 

Did someone say…Do a Movie?

I pulled in at Honeycutt Park at what I thought was 5:20. At least 7 vehicles in the parking lot. Noticed shovel flag already planted. I quickly looked at my watch to see if I was late. Pumps had texted me just as I arrived and asked: Is everybody running? Evidently…EC was in play with what appeared to be 6 vehicles. I was relived since I had the Q. I would not live it down being the Q and late.

EC: H1N1, LED, Fonzie, Butter Milk, HOA, Fedex

FNG: Chris (H.O.A) Welcome

Warm Up: As we struck off for a mosey a lap around the club work a truck pulled in HOT. Could not tell who it was. . Circled up for the following: SSH-25, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Moroccan Night Clubs, Fazio Arm Circles, Daisy Pickers, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps

We separate into Munity & Red October. Duaber had the Q at Red October and LED joined him.

 

The Workout: Moseyed to the rock pile and YHC advised to get a smedium rock. Rock would be traveling with you. Over to the soccer field where the following took place:

IC 20-Curls for The Girls, John Q to middle of field, 15-Merkins, Sprint back to start, 20-Tricep Extensions and sprint to middle of field, 15-hold Plank alternating rock taps, sprint to start, 20-Squats sprint to middle, 15- Merkins sprint back to start. This was a 3 rounder.

Moseyed to parking lot where we lunged with rock to middle of parking lot island, bear crawl with rock back to start. Repeato

Next PAX laid on our backs and formed a Train (every white line). Hold 6” while rock is above your head IC PAX would run in between start to finish with rock. We went through both sides of lot. IC various core exercises, hold rock 90 degrees, WWI. Dropped rocks for curb to curd work exercises. Merkins, Derkins and Erkins on my count. Returned rocks to rock pile. Lined up on curb for dips IC. Returned to parking lot area and bear crawled to every white line, Merkins from 1-6. Noticed Dauber was ready for Mary. Moseyed to tennis courts.

Mary: Dauber took Mary with several core exercises and ended up with some good stretching.

Announcements: Saturday F-V has walk at Noon starting at Mineral Springs. 1 Free beer at the end of walk. Dauber is putting together movie night (DO A MOVIE). Info to follow. Check Slack & Facebook

T-Claps (Recognition) to Butter Milk for bringing new FNG & for all those guys who got up early to put in the miles.

Prayer: Dauber sister involved in an MVC. Keep her in prayer. Fedex, wifes Mom, Health Issues. Wife is flying out. Pray for travel mercies and safety. Unspoken

After prayer it was brought to our attention that Norm was the reckless driver. 5-Burpees OYO!

It was an honor to lead! I appreciate the opportunity. Sprinkler

Told you I’d get it up…. Possum Trot 3/4

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH, IW/HB, Frankensteins, Cotton Pickers, Indian run with “drop and give me 5 merkins” down to the concession stand. “Musical cones” – bear crawl to cones, whoever is last gets 10 burpees while “winners” get monkey humpers – remove one cone rinse and repeat until final winner is crowned…. with more burpees.

The Workout: Theme of the day was about picking up the six, specifically not letting another PAX struggle with life alone.

So we partnered up and did three workouts where failure was inevitable. Balls to the wall until someone bails, broke back merks until someone bails, and forward facing Bubba/Forrest Gumps (deep squat holds with interlocked hands holding each other in balance). Which ever partner group bailed out first, the other PAX got to do burpees while the “failing” group recovered. The point being for all of us to encourage, cheer on, not allow the others to fail and when they did we pay the price for them to help carry the burden. PAX suffered through two rounds of that only to be greeted by the tennis court marry go round of stomach pain-

starting at one corner, WW2 x 10, bear crawl to next corner, American Hammers x 10, bear crawl to net, low slow flutter x 10, bear crawl to corner, LBC x 10, bear crawl to corner, heel taps side to side x 10, partner carry the long side back to start – rinse and repeat

Mary: we listened to NEEDTOBREATH “hard love” while squat holding. Message is in the song

Announcements: usual

T-Claps (Recognition): all you legends!

Prayer:

Pulled Some Fire Hose For A Barn Burner

I pulled in at South Park around 5:00 am to set-up. One vehicle in parking lot. Could not tell who it was. Looked back at 5:05 and they were off. I got everything in place and the vehicles started rolling in. I was worried that we may have too many PAX and not enough props. It all worked out. So, I made mention that we may have a Fire Drill. Comment made, what is a Fire Drill? I stated it was a surprise
show up and he did not (Dauber). 14 PAX showed up for a barn burner of exercises and some fire hose workouts with no water this time.

FNG: None

Warm Up: Moseyed a lap around the track. Circled up for the following: SSH-25, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Moroccan Night Clubs, Fazio Arm Circles, Daisy Pickers and we are off to the workout.

The Workout: Moseyed to where the props(stations) were staged and explained what was about to take place. It was complete silence especially when PAX saw the PALLET. M4life was even quiet, I know that’s rare!

1st  partner did station while the other did the following exercises and they would rotate until that station was finished
move onto next station. Rinse and Repeat for almost 4 rotations all the way through

Merkins, LBC’s, Squats and towards the end whatever you had left.

1st Station, 100’ 3” fire hose drag from one end of the parking lot to the other

2nd Station, Farmers carry with 44lbs each arm

3rd Station, 150’ 3” fire hose on your shoulder. Run from one end to the other of parking lot

4th Station, More tractor weights (1) lunges one end to the other of parking lot

5th Station, Rotational Hose slams around a tree with 1 3/4″ fire hose

6th Station, 100’ 3” fire hose drag from one end of the parking lot to the other

7th Station, The most fun for all PALLET PUSH with 50’ 1’ Ÿ” hose on pallet. You guessed it from one end to the other. It was rough so we had partner push it back to starting area.

8th Station, Tractor Weights John Q form one end to the other of parking lot.

Mary: I knew it was too good to be true M4life started bumping those gums.

Low slow flutter, Box cutters, Downward dog, Leg and pigeon stretches, Have a nice day

Announcements: Check Facebook and Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Beater by himself. Gamecock for running to AO from his house. Great job to all. It was a tough work out!

Prayer: Beater, Uncle and Cousin Palliative Care called in. Modify sister-in-law broke her back (Molly), passing of Wiggly Dad, Fedex co-worker 50lb box fell on his head, still out of work, Forceps Family

It was a Honor to Lead! Sprinkler

Beach body Ab work at Downtown Train

Ten strong for an ab workout at Downtown Train even had a nice surprise and rare visit from several PAX we don’t see too often!

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up: 10 burpees OYO, SSHs, Windmills, Merkins, 10 squat jumps OYO

The Workout:

Mosey to library parking lot and partnered up for Dora. Exercises and count was 200 American hammers, 300 dying cockroaches, and 400 LBCs. Partner 1 did exercise while partner 2 ran lap around parking lot. Rotate and repeat. After total rep count for each exercise was finished, held plank hold for 10 second count by each PAX (3 rounds).

After Dora , moseyed to parking garage for  some suicide ladders of WWIIs (5, 10, 15) and once to the far end of parking deck 50 mountain climbers (two rounds).

Mary: Wen’t around the circle and each PAX called an exercise. 20 burpees OYO, Homer to Marge, good mornings, Freddie Mercury, can’t recall the rest but each PAX got a turn.

Announcements: Check Facebook and Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): Fed Ex, LED, Fonzi, and Warbucks for making the rare trip to Downtown Train.

Prayer: Spoken and unspoken, friend of Pumpkin Spice, YHCs brother-in-laws father, Wallaby, Forceps, Fed Ex’s co-worker.

What’s a Coupon?

FNGs: None  PAX of 7 enjoyed incredible temps (60s) in the darkness.  Shorts weather in early March!

Warm Up:  Pre-blast mentioned circuit training and the use of coupons.  Some PAX inquired what a coupon was on Slack.  They come in many sizes, shapes, etc.  I chose to bring various dumbbells weighing in from 8lbs to 40lbs.  Planted the flag at 4:45 am and got busy setting up the numerous dumbbell stations.  Needed to adjust gross weight and found a tree line by an old fairway.  Broke out the hand sanitizer and greeted the PAX.  I think one of the PAX had the same idea as he disappeared for a few mins.  He mentioned FedEx’s home or front lawn if the door was locked.  Hmm.  I think the early start time of Prison Yard had interrupted our normal morning routines.  As I looked around, 5 PAX present EXCEPT for the only PAX who HC’d.  I was told he would be racing in on 2 wheels in no time.  A utility truck was spotted and an F3 brother came out but went running off in another direction.  Some said it was Pipe fitter; I cannot confirm.  Clock struck 0500 and we were off for a nice jog around the clubhouse/parking lot.  Circled up for 20 SSH, 10 Don Quixotes, 10 Fazio Arm Circles (F/R), 10 Hillbillies, 10 Imperial Walkers an 10 Daisy pickers.  It was about this time New Mexico graced us with his presence.  Sprinkler was pissed because he knew what was coming:  5 burpees OYO for tardiness.

The Workout:  I got an idea from Shredder at a recent 2ndF to incorporate running while PAX conducted circuit training, moving from one station to another.  He emphasized the importance of rotating among three/four muscle groups:  Arms, Abs and Legs.  (I added Back too).  I wrote down three exercises using (Coupons) dumbbells on index cards and set the cards next to the dumbbells spread out under the covered clubhouse area.  Turned on the iPad Pro to Pandora’s Classic Rock station.  (Fonzie was very happy with the tunes.  Lots of singing and great mumble chatter.). Each PAX started at a station, executed 8-12 reps of each exercise on the card.  One PAX ran around the clubhouse twice before PAX rotated positions.  Circuit training consisted of the following exercises:

8lbs:  seal claps, overhead claps, straight front arm curls – palms down

10lbs:  American hammers, WWIIs, Straight arm Tricep extensions

15lbs:  Bus drivers, Tricep curls, Ground pounders

20lbs: Lunges, step-ups, 2 arm overhead squats

25lbs:  Curls for the girls, single arm lawn mowers, Upright rows

30lbs:  Goblet squats, Farmer’s Cary, while on your six, hold dumbbell over your chest while holding 6”

40lbs:  PAX Choice – 1 Arm, 1 ABs and 1 Leg exercise

PAX with no dumbbells – TIME Keeper – Run around the clubhouse twice

RINSE AND REPEAT; modify the run; CHANGED to Farmer’s Carry with two 40lbs dumbbells around the building 1X

RINSE AND REPEAT but back to RUNNING TWICE around the clubhouse

Mary:  PAX helped me put the dumbbells back in my vehicle.  Circled up for Mary.  Lots of arm stretches, static, pot-stirring, Michael Phelps.

Announcements:  MULE – Lots of positive affirmations from NM supporting this Raleigh CSAUP; LED and his great effort securing a road clean-up opportunity with NCDOT – please sign up on Slack/support this endeavor 4X/year.

T-Claps (Recognition):  PAX trying something new at the Prison Yard

Prayer:  Forceps/family

Fonzie and his family making a tough decision having his M stay home with the kids – financially, mentally, physically

LED considering mentoring a child of a single mom; friend of his family that had a stillborn

New Mexico mentioned an F3 brother, Package, recovering from addiction; asking for strength keeping him strong

Dauber’s mom having eye surgery this week.

UNSPOKEN.

Dauber took us out.

 

An honor an privilege leading you all. – Dauber