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First AO, First run to the John, literally

AO: “Running 4 the John” We had some great ideas on the name of the AO.  Thanks to Emeril we solidified (although we can’t confirm it was a solid) the name with an early exit before COT. I never seen someone run so fast to the finish and peel out George Costanza style with his shirt off 🙂  Actually wait….there was that time at PC and a certain mathematician

 

EC: Skidmark and UTI

Warm Up: Leg and Arm stretching
The Workout: Running! 5-6 mile run depending on pace.  The route was thru Bridgewater to Veteran’s Park, Jones Park and back down Cayman to Bridgewater.  A few wrong turns but we will learn our routes over time.

Announcements: F3 South Wake 5yr Anniversary at PT 8/29
Prayer: Crablegs, Natty Ice Pastor from Florida Chris, Brandon from Hope

NutCracker 8/7

Pax:

Pablo, Shembeckler, FNG(Manziel), Slide Rule, Foghorn, DaBusiness, 187, Emril, Yogurt, Moby, Flanigan, Harbaugh, Warbucks, Peak Week, Dumbo, Breach

Warm Up:

Jog to side parking lot, imperial walkers, merkins in a 22 count rep

The Workout:

Mosey down to the industrial park, Stop at the street corner for prisoner squats x22, hit the guardrail for dips x22.

At the base of the hill partner up for wheel barrels up to the top of the retaining wall. Run around the lot and switch partners.

Round 2 bear crawl 1/2 up the hill and crawl bear the rest of the way, run around the lot to the rails, everyone grabs a rail 22x top rail merkins

Round 3 partner 1 runs to the top while partner 2 does burpees, then switch, run back around to the rails. Grab a rail last guy bear crawls under the pax down to the end.

Mosey back to the school, Stop for 22 cadence count low, slow, flutter and fast feet off the curb.

Announcements: 5year south wake anniversary at possom trot on Aug 29th
Prayer:  (Peak Weak) pray for Brandon Lawerence, had a boating accident and broke his neck. (Moby) Pray for a neighbor, young woman who was recently diagnosed with cancer

Sure didn’t feel like 67% humidity this morning

Today’s forecast called for near record swamp ass.  It didn’t disappoint as 20 PAX took on the humidity at Paradise City.

EC:  Deadbolt, Lipstick, Crosby, Skidmark, 187, Emeril, Axe

Warm Up:  1/2 mile jog, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies,

The Workout:

Two teams of 10 PAX each.  1 PAX from each team runs to top of the ramp to perform 1st exercise .  Soon as 1st PAX returns the 2nd set leave and perform 2nd exercise.  Continue thru until all 20 exercises are complete.

While the PAX are running the ramp to do their 1 exercise remaining PAX work their way thru the exercises in order.  Every time they complete 5 exercises they turn and run to stop sign and back.

  1. MERKINS – X20
  2. LBC’s – CADENCE 10 COUNT
  3. BURPEES – X10
  4. PLANK JACKS – CADENCE 10 COUNT
  5. WWII’S – X15
  6. SQUATS – X30
  7. SHOULDER TAPS – X20 10 EACH SHOULDER
  8. AMERICAN HAMMER – CADENCE 10 COUNT
  9. ALERNATING LUNGE JUMPS X10 EACH LEG
  10. 4×4’S – Start arms raised, move to burpee position. 4 Merkins, 4 Mountain Climbers each leg.  Repeat x5
  11. OVERHEAD CLAPS – SQUAT WITH X20 OVERHEAD CLAPS
  12. BOAT CANOE CADENCE 10 COUNT
  13. SIDE STRADDLE HOP CANDENCE 20 COUNT
  14. DIAMOND MERKINS X20
  15. DIPS X25 ON THE BRICK WALL
  16. FLUTTER KICKS CADENCE 20 COUNT
  17. FREDDIE MERCURY CADENCE 20 COUNT
  18. HAND RELEASE BURPEES X10
  19. HUNDREDS – on your 6. legs straight and at a 45 deg angle off the ground. head and shoulders off ground. arms straight and down by your side with palms facing ground. do quick 6 inch pulses with arms/hands until you reach 100.
  20. RUN FROM TOP OF RAMP ALL THE WAY BACK AROUND TO REST OF PAX

Mary: Low slow flutter, Freddie Mercury, Pickle Pounders, Homer to Marge

Announcements
: 5 year anniversary event 8/29 at Possum Trot

Prayer
:   Crosby’s mom – 1 year anniversary of his sisters passing.  Peak Week – Brandon from Hope Community boating accident.

Southwake, where an HC = No Show

Warm Up:PAX of 9 making sweat angels at Paradise City today.

Fartsacks: Deadbolt, Midget for Life (verbal)

The Warmup – By Kid Cracker
Yoga/Stretches

The Workout:
5-6 miles circling back for the 6

Mary:
N/A

Announcements:
HC = Hard Commit. It’s your commitment to the guys working out in the morning and your commitment to yourself. Don’t use it lightly. If you say you’ll be there be there. All too often I’m seeing way too many Fartsacks from those throwing an HC on the board or when talking to fellow PAX. If you get injured or are sick then stay home but if you just don’t want to get up or drank too much the night before then hold yourself accountable and make it. Others are counting on you. If you’re sore from the day before who cares, just show up. Take it easier on the workout. You’ll feel better after. If the body says no but the mind says yes then listen to the mind for once. Soapbox rant over.

Prayer: Roger Roger took out us.  Crablegs, Double D, Lucky, Roger Rogers grandfather

 

10 PAX at Ivan Got Stronger Without Missing a Beat

Pax: Emeril, Java, Nemo, Peeping Tom, Pipe Dream, Double D, M4L, OCR, Dauber, Mookie

Warm Up:

SSH x20, GM x10, Imperial Walkers x10, Hillbillies x10, Fazio Arm Circles x10 F\B, Legs\Arms- R over L\L over R, Tricep stretches-L and R

The Workout:

For the 2nd Q in a row at Ivan, Mookie forgot to hit play on the Ivan playlist, which may have been a blessing for those PAX with an aversion to 90’s Old School Rap.

PAX grabbed kettlebells and John Cusack’d to the far section of the back parking lot, each occupying their own parking space for the following:

3 Rounds of 8 Kettlebell Swings- after each round PAX bear crawled to the opposite parking space in front of them and waited for the 6th and grabbed the curb for sets of 10 curb Merkins (both hands on curb, R hand on curb, Left hand on curb). At the end of each curb Merkin Round, PAX Lunge and Frankenstein walked back to Kettlebells for swings.

Mosey’d Cusack style to the end of the lot for a series of Kettlebell squats

Goblet Squats X10, Squat Thrusters X5 R\L, Goblet Squats w\ delayed down\up cadence X10

Mosey’d Cusack style across to the back of lot for Kettlebell Arm exercises

Hammer Curls x10 R\L, Curl Presses x10 R\L, Tricep Presses x20

Mosey’d Cusack style to middle of back lot for Rounds of Upright Rows, Bear Crawls to opposite parking space, and curb Shoulder\Tricep Work

3 Rounds Upright Rows x10

Derkins  x12 (In honor of Tom Brady’s Birthday)

Shoulder Tap Derkins x12

Dips x33 (for Larry Bird- drawing inspiration from earlier Murph mumble chatter about Lightning and Legends)

Mosey’d to playground varying Kettlebell Farmer’s carries R\L, Midget Love Handle bends R\L, and Tricep extensions.

Playground: Back\Lat Work

3 Rotating Rounds of TRX front rows x10, Pull Ups x10, Kettlebell plank rows x5 L\R

Mosey’d Cusack style toward picnic table shelter, dropped bells and performed 15 standard Merkins, picked up bells and proceed toward tennis court side shelter where we encountered a FIA workout. There were no ‘Gun Show’ comments this week. I have to assume Dauber was focused on what the Q would call next..Q proceeded with instruction to perform Kettlebell presses on the walk and alternated with various kettlebell exercises (tricep extensions in cadence, presses, farmer carries, Cusacks) on return to back lot for Mary.

Mary

LBC x15, Freddy Mercury x15, Low\Slow Flutter x20, Plank-Standard, Right Arm Up, Left Arm Up. 1 Merkin w\hold for 30 seconds

Announcements:

U-turn\Ground Pounder tomorrow, Big Shout out to OCR for completing 5-Pack this week, Dauber for EC Murph

Prayer:

“Two are better than one, for if they fall, one will lift up the other” – Ecclesiastes 4:9-10

OCR’s co-worker who recently passed. Prayers to his family

Continued Prayer’s to Double D’s father.

We Did a Whole Lot

Warm Up: Jog around the soccer field, circle up at start for Good Mornings, SSH, MNC, leg stretch, arm/shoulder/chest stretch
The Workout: On the jog to the big lot. As promised, we would do a whole lot.  Partnered up for accountability and started in one corner. On the jog midway up the side, stop for 12 count merkin, x2.  To next corner for 12 count squat jump 12 count, x2. Next corner for 12 count WWII, x2.  To midway and stop for shoulder taps ICx12, x2. To corner for Mt Climbers ICx12, x2.  Back to start for pickle pounder ICx12, x2.  Key was to rest on a 10 count between sets.  Did 2 laps.  Lined up and did suicide sprints out and back using the parking lot islands as the stop and turn points.  At each turn did 1 set of 12 of the same order of exercises from the lap run around the lot.  On the jog back to start and covered in the range of 2.2 miles total.
Mary: Back to start for a quick round led by Emeril
Announcements: 5 year convergance, 9/11 stair climb
Prayer: Lucky Charms, DD, Crab Legs.  New Mexico took us out in prayer including a much needed moment of silence – thank you brother for giving us all the right perspective to start the day

EC credit to 187 (great to see the progress on recovery), Mookie, The Natural, Nemo, Pablo, Axe

Credit to Emeril, Mookie and OCR for a Thunder/Disney double down

Credit to the newer guys.  We are lucky to have you and you are getting stronger and pushing all of us

OCR – go out and get the 5 pack tomorrow

 

Unofficial Official P2P F3 workout

Warm Up: N/A – Who needs a warmup for a 5 mile jog.   I warmed up on the toilet bowl before I left the house.
The Workout: Run 5 miles
Mary: Mary who?  She didn’t run with us this morning.
Announcements: We didn’t have any
Prayer:  Lucky Charms

Day 1 of OCR’s 5 Pack

Pax of 22 making sweat angels at Paradise City

EC: Emeril, Nemo, Peeping Tom, Squatter, Dawg Pound, Lipstick, 187, Axe

Shout outs:  Yogurt for grabbing the 6, Lipstick and Nemo for extra extra credit, M4L on the Q Assist, Mookie working hard on the ramp, Squatter for traveling in, Dumbo for not throwing up

The Warmup

Quick warmup jog

½ mile job with warmps – SSH x20, Imperials Walkers, Appolo Creed Burpees, Good Mornings/Windmills,

 

The Workout:

Partner Dora

Balls to the wall/Partner Dips x3 rounds

Mary:

LBC’s, Low slow flutter, Homer to Marge, Elbow to Knee crossover situps, stretches

PRAYERS:

Crablegs, Double D

Announcements:
OCR working on a 5-pack this week.

Thank You

A big thank for everyone posting at u-turn. 18 men posted this morning. Great numbers on Saturday mornings.

Warm Up: IW, Hillbillies, SSH, Good Mornings
The Workout: u-turn in reverse
Mary:
Announcements:
Prayer: foghorn

Return of Stark

PAX of 22 come out in the rain for the return of Stark and UTI’s 1 year Anniversary.  Welcome FNG Dumbo

EC: Emeril, UTI, Mookie, Nemo, Peeping Tom, Deadbolt, Midget For Life, Skidmark, Pikachu, Banana Seat, Roger Roger

Fartsacks:  Forceps

Excuse Lexicon Edition: I tweaked my knee during a workout with Pikachu last night.  Needed to rest it.

The Warmup

Quick warmup jog

SSH x20, Windmills, Imperials Walkers, Hillbillies

½ mile job with warmps – Good Mornings, Windmills, Fazio Arm Circles, Stretches

The Workout:

6 Cones were set up about 10 yards apart.  Stark instructed the Pax to bear crawl (round 1), lunge walk (round 2), Bunny Jump (round 3), Long jump (round 4) and partner wheelbarrow (round 5) to each cone and perform the exercise associated with that cone. In between sets Double Applesauce (2 column Indian Run – last PAX does 5 Merkins before running to the front of the line)

B.L.I.M.P.S

B- Burpees – Cone 1 x5 – Total = 25

L – Lunges – Cone 2 x10 – Total = 50

I – Imperial Walkers– Cone 3 x15 – Total = 75

M – Merkins– Cone 4 x20 – Total = 100

P – Plank Jacks– Cone 5 x25 – Total = 125

S – Squats– Cone 6 x30 – Total = 150

 

Mary:
x15 each LBC’s, x15 Low slow flutter, Homer to Marge x30 OYO

PRAYERS:

Crablegs

Announcements:
Lipstick virgin Q Friday @ Cletus

CSAUP in G-Vegas on Saturday