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“Hey go get that guy up there…”

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A swarm of 15 dudes running down a parking lot towards a lone runner at 5am and M4L screaming “hey go get that guy” (in an attempt to EH a stranger). I bet that guy wet himself… From taking off your clothes in the garage before you go into the house, and doing so “proudly”, to an actual workout – all in all a successful day in the happiest place on earth….

FNGs: NOPE
Warm Up:

Shared with Nemo as I corralled Mookie in a huddle to take a second group as we split up the Q to meet new guidelines.

SSH, Sir Fazio, Goofballs (Start of a character theme), Windmills, Frankenstein (with voices!), Mosey around the Soccer Fields.

YHC split the groups as they returned from Mosey, LETS GO!

The Workout:

Group 2 went to the back parking lot to start duck walks and then make their way back to the bowl and ultimately the flag.

Group 1 to the bowl:

5 – Star Jumps top of hill, down to middle 5 Mickey Mouse Merkins, repeat across until 20 Mickey Mouse’s were complete (60 total PUs)

Mosey to the High School Parking Lot, Donald Duck Social Distancing Indian Run – Just as it sounds, PAX 6 feet apart moving in a duck walk

Mosey to the half wall by the football field, 20, 20, 10 Erkins, Dips (1 leg up at 10 for last 5 switch), Derkins

Mosey to the back wall for a Character meet and Greet.  ½ PAX on the Wall People’s Chair, ½ PAX Daisy Duck Partons (Play on Dolly) x20 switch. 2nd time around People’s Chair with 1 leg up at 10 count (switch) and ground group Minnie Mouse-alitas (play on Rosalitas) x20

Mosey to meet up with  Group 2 back at the Flag

Group 2 –

Mosey to the high school lot – Duck Walk up one side, 5 Burpees OYO, Mosey to corner 5 Burpees/10 Squats, Duck Walk/Mosey, 5 Burp/10 Squat/15 Star/ 20 Merkins

Mosey to the Bowl (Same as group 1)

Mosey to the lot 10 Curb Erkins, 20 Should Taps IC until Group 1 returned

Back as a group: Count off by 4’s, each group takes a corner of the soccer fields. Stack-em ups…

First Corner SSH x10

Second, SSH x10, Jump Lunge x10

Third, SSH x10, Jump Lunge x10, Standard Merkin x10

Fourth, SSH x10, Jump Lunge x10, Standard Merkin x10, Prisoner Squats x10

Mary:

WWII x20

Fred Mercury x20

LBC x20

Homer to Marge x10 (+ R x10, L x10)

Have a nice day

Announcements: Shots fired around the horn in good fun, Watch for news and next steps around any government guidelines that might apply to our workouts.
T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Deadbolt, Nemo, Mookie, RogerRoger, Redenbacher, Emeril, ShamWow!
Prayer: Those out on the front lines of the disease and those who are sick. YHC took us out.

I read today a quick line from my “verse of the day” for 3/26:

Matthew: 5:9 – Happy are the people who bring people together to be friends. God will call them his children.

I spoke briefly about our group and how much our friendships mean more than ever. Reach out publicly or privately through any comms you have available if you need help, or just a voice to connect with. We’re all in this together friends. AYE!

Fogging morning miles

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Had 10 show up at various times to get miles in at R4TJ. Skidmark, Pickachu, Cupid, and Lipstick got started at 5 (10 miles). Coal Ash, Nemo, and Valdez got started at 5:30 am (6 miles) although Valdese had to cut it short. And Dumbo, Dawgpound, and Pablo got started at 6 am (5 miles).

FNGs: None

Warm Up: SSHs, Frankensteins, Butt Kickers

The Workout: Had 3 seperate groups going different routes and mileages. I set the course for those starting at the normal time (Nemo, Valdez, myself). Route: Ting > Milpass > Amacord > Bikram > Jones Park > Holly Springs Rd > Bass Lake Rd > Earp > Raleigh > Library Hill > W. Elm > Avent Ferry > Earp > Main Street > Ting (5.8 miles).

Mary: None

Announcements: Only Nemo and I for our version of COT. See Slack and FAcebook. Keep up to date with Covid-19 directives.

T-Claps (Recognition): All runners braving the fog.

Prayer: Society.

How to Catch A Leprechaun

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Are you afraid to leave your house?  Is it because of Leprechaun’s?  If so hopefully today’s workout has you better prepared for your battle against the Leprechauns.

EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Buford, Pablo
FNGs: Nope but if we did they would have been name Leprechaun
Warm Up:

Took a jog to the GCF parking lot.  We then circled up there for the following:

50 Side Straddle Hops — This was to get your heart up as if the Leprechaun from the movie .. “The Leprechaun” was chasing you.  You know the movie that had Jennifer Aniston in it before friends.

Good Mornings
Bat Wing
Randies

The Workout:

Start by working on our quickness.  Quick feet up the one curb.  Followed by a shuffle to the left to Good will.  Keep your eyes ahead.  Don’t let that Leprechaun out of your site.  Quick feet down the GCF curb.  Shuffle to the right keeping your eyes ahead.

Moseyed to the tiny hill by Dunkin Donuts.

Here we practice the far away pounce.  Broad Jump and then crawl bear back to where you started.  Increase the broad jumps by one until we did 5.  After the broad jumps always crawl bear back to where you started.

Mosey to the dock stations.

Here we practice the quick pounce.  Get into a Childs pose but be on your toes.  Lunge forward with one leg.  Bring that arm up.  Lunge forward with the other leg.  Repeat for 10 reps each leg.

Next we moseyed to the bank.  The Leprechaun’s love gold so we did some ATMs.  10 Alternating Shoulder Taps, 10 Tempo Merkins 10 Merkins.

We then took a trip back to the flag.  We then walked like a Leprechaun (Duck Walk) and when someone shouted pick up the gold we did a burpee from the duck walk.

We then repeated the circuit.  Though after the broad jumps we did 5 Monkey humpers to show the Leprechaun who is boss.  After the quick pounces we do squat hold where each pax counted to 1o.  We followed that with Balls to the Wall.

Mary:

Bridge with our shoulder off of the ground
Extended Toe Touches
LBCs
Floor Wipers
Homer to Marge

Announcements:

Stay Safe everyone.
Running from Womble for all those that trained.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

All first responders
Leaders
Everyone that is part of the Health Community

Paradise City Anniversary Q YHC

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EC: ShamWow!

Pikachu, Skidmark, and Cupid were flyby’s that stopped back in for COT.  It was an honor to lead these HIM’s on my 1yr anniversary.  YHC thought it was only appropriate to repeat the 1st workout that I was EH’ed into by Aquaman.  Why you would take someone to PC for their 1st AO, I may never know? 1yr later and the 187 tribute beat down wasn’t much easier.

Warm Up:  SSH IC x 20, Fazio Arm Circles IC x 12 FWD and 12 BWD, 10 Burpees OYO

The Workout:

Parking Lot –

Jog  to bottom of Ting Climb

Clock Merkins – 12, 9, 6, 3, 12 (because I don’t know what a Merkin Shuffle is)

Partner-up

Partner 1 runs up Ting Climb and does 5 star jumps while Partner 2 Bear Crawls. After Partner 1 finishes Star Jumps, run and trade with Partner 2 who runs up Ting Climb and does 5 star jumps. Repeat until both Partners are at the top.

Jog back to bottom of Ting Climb

Partner 1 runs up Ting Climb and does 10 monkey humpers while Partner 2 does Backwards Crab walk. After Partner 1 finishes monkey humpers, run and trade with Partner 2 who runs up Ting Climb and does 10 monkey humpers. Repeat until both Partners are at the top.

At tennis courts –  11’s with Merkins and Mountain climbers

A circle around PC and back up the ramp – partnered up:

partner 1 runs to end of parking lot and partner 2 does peoples chair

partner 1 runs to end of parking lot and partner 2 does BTTW

Mary:  Plank-o-rama: Pickle Pounders, Box Cutters, Merkins, Low Slow Flutters and WWI’s

Announcements:

2020 Census – fill it out as it will make your biggest asset grow, heed the advice of the professionals during this time and look to help others

Prayers:

Florence’s father in law, Cupid’s grandfather, all leaders during this time

T Claps:  ShamWow! for a solo EC

2.0s Free Willy the Whale While Acting Like Animals

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19 PAX and 2.0’s gathered at the Wobble Tennis courts. A few had to make an early exit. I’m missing 2.0s and PAX here, please send me your 2.0 names then I’ll get them added (a recorder would have been smart on my part! Also AO was on Saturday, 3/7/2020, apologies for the late BB!)

FNKs: Welcome FNK Buzz and Sonic!
Warm Up: 2 Tennis court laps, 10 x SSH, Frankensteins, Daisy pickers, Imperial Walkers, Mountain Climbers, Crazy Goofballs
The Workout: Free Willy! Bear vs. Crab soccer and Murkin Tag

Game 1: Free Willy! (yes its a kids game) Willy is an friendly Ocra that wants to travel and the PAX helped him with that today. PAX divided into 2 team. A member of team 1 threw Willy and called out an animal type (ie: Bunny Rabbit). Team 2 did Bunny Hops until they reached Willy (since Bunny was called). Slug was a favorite, Shark was pretty intimidating. Cheetahs and Tigers move really fast! Willy was passed among the PAX until everyone moved him, and then Team 2 threw Willy. While Willy was being rescued, Team 1 did SSH during this process, while the “throwing PAX” ran laps around their team. A point was scored for every lap. Ending scores were 135 and 130.

Game 2: Bear vs. Crab. Team 1 started as bears and team 2 was crabs. Team 1 scored first, everyone switched animal types and then team 2 scored. There was a third goal scored it was either a bear or a crab that scored it. The ball would get stuck in a corner and PAX typically bunched in. Good strategy was to get to the open space!

Game 3: Murkin Tag. 5 taggers chase their fellow PAX and 2.0’s. When tagged, PAX did 5 murkins and then went back into play (2.0’s did 5 SSH instead). 3 rounds of this for maximum fund

Mary: Snake Tunnel. PAX created a tunnel by getting into Downward Dog position. 2.0’s snake/army crawled through the tunnel and then bear crawled to the front again.
Announcements: Welcome 2 new PAXs!
T-Claps (Recognition):  Dads bringing their kids out on a windy day and keeping all their 2.0’s engaged!
Prayer: Healing for broken leg, COV-ID 19 safety

Standard U-Turn with Minimal Kisses and Hugs

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FNGs: Not Today
Warm Up: Various stretching called out by the Q and some wanna be Q’s, as YHC was stalling with the staggered departures 🙂
The Workout: Standard U-Turn
Mary: Stretching during announcements
Announcements: F3 Wilmington Race is a go. Check the webs and signup on google sheet.
T-Claps (Recognition): 28 men for still hitting the pavement hard with all that is going on.  It’s been a rough week for the world, a lot of disruption in our daily life and races cancelled. This is the time we need each other the most. The strong friendships are what will get us through this and make an impact on community where we can.
Prayer: All effected by Covid-19, Moby’s Father back in hospital, Aqua’s Father in-law, Katniss Co-worker/Long time friend passed, Crablegs.

 

Wrassling at Disney

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EC: 187, Dawgpound, Emeril

FNGs: Nope, not today!

Warm Up: Today’s warm up is inspired by Hulk Hogan. Late in his career, Hulk likely had to stretch each day to keep his body moving. Given the groans this morning, we needed it too. GM x 10, Daisy Picker x 10. We all know Hulk Hogan had a large chest too and given our desire to look the part we did Bat Wings (Fazio arm circles F/R, seal claps and overhead claps) and Jack Webs (1:4 ratio stopping at 5). At this point in the workout, “Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?”

The Workout: Now that we’ve warmed up and we are trying to look the part, its time to get familiar with the ring and practice for our upcoming tag team match. PAX mosey to the Culture Center where they partner up. Partners run opposite directions and alternate performing Patty Cake Merkins x 10 and Broke-back Merkins x 10 (5 each partner). We’ve tested the ropes, prepared to tag in our partner and learned that they have our back! But the ticket for the match is full and we will have to wait our turn so PAX line up for an Indian run over to the Abyss to start preparing some signature moves.

Oh Yeah…the Abyss! Today we started prepping for Macho Man Randy Savage’s signature move “The Flying Elbow”. If you want to do it right, you’re going to have to climb up on the top turnbuckle and then stick the landing. To prepare, partner 1 ran to the bottom of the stairs, did 10 Monkey Humpers and returned while partner 2 did big boy sit ups. Switch, rinse and repeat x2 full trips. The PAX are “too hot to handle and too cold to hold” so we mosey back to the flag for our next signature move.

“To be the man, you have to beat the man” but the man, Ric Flair, has the figure 4 leg lock. In order to compete, we have to work on those legs. PAX complete a lazy dora. (100 low slow flutter, 200 homer to marge and 300 squats). Partners alternate by 10, 20 and 30 respectively. Up until this point in the workout there had been some mumble chatter and a little hazing of the Q. Oddly enough, during this portion of the workout you couldn’t hear anything but the birds waking up. YHC could help but think “If you don’t like it, learn to love it!”.

Lastly, in the event that the Undertaker were to try to put a Tombstone on you, you better be prepared to be upside down so the PAX did Balls to the Wall while each man counted to 5. I think most of the PAX were spent at this point and it seems as though we were reminded “The fear of death is far greater than the death itself”. Good work beating the fartsack and accelerating your fitness. The nonsense was my way of making that DRP taste a little sweeter.

Mary: SSH x 30. I saved them for last because the form sucks no matter when we do them these days. Tighten up boys!

Announcements: Hank Williams once said “To sing like a hillbilly, you had to have lived like a hillbilly. You had to have smelt a lot of mule manure.” If you want to sing like a hillbilly hit up Midget4Life for a trip to Raleigh. I GUARANTEE you will learn at least one lesson if you do!

T-Claps (Recognition): Dawgpound for the best ‘themed’ shirt at the workout! Whoooooooo!!!!

Prayer: All those struggling physically, mentally and emotionally that we might be a source of comfort for them.

I had a good time this morning. Thanks for the opportunity to lead you men. I’ll try to do better next time!

Merica, where Democracy rules

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FNGs: Not Today

YHC decided to leave it up to the PAX to vote on the route for the day. The only stipulation, was you had to HC for the vote to count.  The lackluster vote was tallied, and Little Dipper won 2 votes to 1….C’mon Guys, we had 15 and only got 3 HC votes! #bringbackthehc
Warm Up: Mosey to the middle of the road for SSH, IW, Frankenstein, High Knees and Karaoke
The Workout: 5 Mile loop out to Womble and back.
Mary: Stretching while we had announcements
Announcements: F3 The Mule is officially cancelled for Coronavirus. Rain or Shine doesn’t include Virus protection.  #jkMidgetwestillkindoflikeyou:)
T-Claps (Recognition): Coal Ash! This man was cruising this morning! Not to overshadow all the impressive work going on out there for Wilmington Race, but this guy has been under the radar, training for a 50K! Keep up the great work Coal Ash!
Prayer: Our legs for Crablegs!

March 10 / at Purple Cobra (Harris Teeter) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

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March 10 / at Purple Cobra (Harris Teeter) QIC: POTS “No Sand Bag’n”

 EC:

187,Lipstick, Skidmark, UTI, Dawgpound, Emeril

PAX:

17

 FNGs:

None

 Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hops (SSH), Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, 10 Burpees (OYO)

 The Workout: 

Mosey’d to the Goodwill parking lot.

A, PAX partner’d up.

Partner 1 (with sandbag)

  1. Curls for the girls (20 reps)
  2. Overhead press (20 reps)
  3. Good Mornings (20 reps)
  4. Side to Sid Lunge (20 reps)
  5. Step up’s on the curb (20 reps 10 each leg)
  6. Goblet Squats (20 reps)
  7. Single Leg dead lifts (20 reps 10 each leg)
  8. Overhead Triceps Extensions (20 reps)
  9. Lunges (20 reps 10 each leg)
  10. WW 2’s with sandbag (20 reps)

Partner 2

Run lap around Quick Lube Garage

  1. Mosey’d to back of Quick Lube Garage

1st round Partner 1 urkins. Partner 2 merkins.

2nd round Partner 1 dips. Partner 2 lbc’s.

3rd round Partner 1 durkins. Partner 2 boxcutters.

Mary:

The PAX took turns with several rounds of ab exercises to close out the Q.

Announcements: 

F3 Mule on 3/14

Wrightsville 3/21

Check slack for further announcements.

 Prayers:

My (POTS) wife (Kari), her 5 year CT scan was all clean.

Cupids grandfather is in hospice care

Bobby Dall’s mother recovering from heart bypass surgery.

Pikachu’s wife’s back issues.

Wallaby continues his recovery.

Unspoken, Military, and First Responders.

4 sit on the thrown but only one takes the crown

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EC: Dawgpound, Dumbo*, Emeril, Lipstick*, Pablo*, Skidmark, UTI

* Lipstick never made it out of the parking lot but instead headed to try his seat on the throne. Pablo made it about 200 yards before he left for his turn to sit on the throne. YHC made it all the way across the street and to the top of the hill before turning back to take his seat on the throne. Lipstick did complete a full EC route and due to his shortened time, he took the EC route crown from 187. I did hear some mumble chatter during 2nd F at Panera Bread that this could be what we need to get 187 out of Planet Fitness and back into the gloom. Only time will tell.

All in – 4 traditional ECs, 1 crown inspired by a seat on the throne, 1 abbreviated EC and 1 PAX never made it out of the chitter! You know it’s going to be an epic day at this point! I’m unaware of there ever being a morning with this much activity in the trailer. Maybe this is why the grass is so green at Paradise City.

FNGs: Not today!

Warm Up: GM x 10, SSH x 30

The Workout: Indian run to the corner for squats and Fazzio Arm circles. PAX were not happy with the time on the corner and the mumble chatter started. Better start moving cause I’ve had a ROUGH weekend and don’t need this in my life!

Indian run resumes all the way to the cul de sac past the green way. PAX are instructed we will run the hill doing 10 star jumps on the slick bridge at the bottom and 10 Carolina dry docks at the top. Everyone got at least 6 trips up and down. Indian run back to the parking lot at Ting with a stop at the light again for the dookie squat hold (in honor of our EC triumph and because its fun to do dumb stuff at intersections).

Upon arrival back at Ting we made a trip up the ramp and around the Ting loop with a stop at the guardrail for 30 dips.

Mary: Dawgpound led us in some Yoga while Slide Rule attempted to hold his chit together (literally). After COT Slide Rule made the days fourth trip to the throne before joining us at Panera for coffee.

Announcements: Check the interwebs.

T-Claps (Recognition): All the PAX who swallowed the DRP and posted today.

Prayer: Those with struggles.

YHC took us out. It was an honor to lead you guys and I’ll try to do better next time!