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Bears, Snakes, and Dragons all in a wheelbarrow

In light of my B-day being tomorrow, I figured that 30 would be a solid number to revolve around.

EC: Dovetail, Norm, Martini, Yosemite

Warm Up: Mosied around the parking lot with butt-kickers and Frankensteins included.  Circled up for SSHx 30 IC, High Knees x 15 IC, Daisy Pickers x 15 IC, Windmills x 15 IC, Thrusters x 10, Annie’s x 10 IC(each hand).

The Workout: PAX lined up in a plank position and then, one by one, bear crawled past the next person in a crisscrossing fashion(Official name is Bear-Snaking). This continued until we made our way to the main road across from the school. From there we partnered up and wheelbarrow merkined up both flights of stairs in front of the school, the number of merkins increasing for each step. After some insight(hidden in a question) from one of the PAX we modified the number of merkins on the second flight. At the top, we did prisoner squats X 30 then bear crawled back down the steps to rinse and repeat with squats X 50 next round.

From there we mosied back over to the heart of The Nest for some Welsh Dragons(up to 10) in some pretty wet grass. After finishing the dragons, we lunge walked back to where we began. Mosied over to a wall for 30 Australian MC’s.

Mary: American Hammers X 15 IC, WW1’s( the right way) X 20, reverse LBC’s X 15 IC, Homer to Marge’s X 15 IC, X & O’s X 15. Dovetail took us out with some solid stretches.
Announcements: 16-Bit’s Super Bowl block, Q-Sheet reminder/Virgin-Q encouragement
Prayer: Martini’s job-related situation/and foot pain

What is this, a glow run?

Whether it’s training or Shield-Lock, or the combination of both, there was a strong showing of 34 PAX for U-Turn. After warming up, the group disbanded into a large bobbing body of neon light. A thought come to me, ‘What is this, a glow run’?…. A pretty cool sight!

Warm Up: Mosied around parking lot, side shuffling between lots,  then circled up for SSH 30x IC, mountain climbers 15x IC, Daisy pickers 15x IC, right over left and contra leg stretches, inner thigh stretches(some called it groin stretches).

The Workout: 3 mile, 5 mile, and multiple PAX with more mile routes. Picking up the six and good convos.
Mary: Nowhere to be found
Announcements: Nope
T-Claps (Recognition): Martini for pushing hard with EC and long route ME. To everyone picking up the six.
Prayer: Fumunga prayer request for a friend.

Those bear crawls were brutal

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short lap around the parking lot. SSH, Fazios, IW/HB, stretches.
The Workout: Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole 2 Pole and back again.

Pole 1: 10 burpees – bear crawl to the next pole…. and it was a long haul!

Pole 2: 15 – Plank Jacks – lunge walk to next pole

Pole 3: 20 – LBC – sprint to next pole

Pole 4: 25 – Star Jumps – mosey to next pole

Pole 5: 30 – SSH – lunge walk to next pole

Pole 6: 35 – Squats – Then back to poles 5 through 1 repeating each exercise.

Great working men encouraging each other on that last bear crawl back to pole 1.  Nicely done!

Mosey back to concession stand to finish up with peoples chair with seal claps and BTW 10 count for good measure.

Mary:  LBC, LSF, H2M, Box cuter, FM
Announcements: Possible new AO, check slack for more detail
T-Claps (Recognition): Everyone for bringing that last bear crawl round in.
Prayer: Sick PAX, Stressed PAX, Traveling PAX

Icy Scarecrow

IT WAS COLD

EC: Beater, Dovetail, Martini, Yosemite

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Good mornings, arm stretches, SSH, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, warm up lap

The Workout:  YHC brought some icy 5gal buckets for the workout (3gal fill)…Icy Scarecrow – hold buckets out as far as you can for as long as you can (or 1 min +) as the timer…other PAX do exercises:  Lunges, plank jacks, squats, mountain climbers, mickey mouse merkins, bear crawl x 2, duck walk.

 

Icy Curls for the Girls – 10 each arm for one PAX as timer while other PAX alternate between Balls to the Wall and Wall Sits

Icy Laps with partner – Partners take lap with Icy Bucket while other PAX (partnered up) Broke Back Merkins and partner merkins (can’t remember name).  Then rinse but no repeat, alternating to Smurf Jacks and Imperial Walkers

Mary: 1 min plank, box cutters with hold at end, Mary Antoinettes, American Hammers

Announcements: Possible new AO, shhhh….more details coming

T-Claps (Recognition): everyone coming out in the freezing cold

Prayer: Praise – Gamecock’s sister having a baby soon!  Prayers – Yosemite custody situation; more time with daughter.  Beater for cardiologist visit

38 at U-Turn – Record Number?

Regular U-turners, Marathon Maniacs, Shield Lockers! Heck, I might have been nervous about Q’ing if I’d known that all you rascals were showing! But no, now closing in on 2 years of F3, I know y’all. Besides, I didn’t have time to think about it really, having stayed out past my bedtime with Baby Doll and our friends enjoying dinner and drinks. Then, in spite of waking early, an extra trip to the john meant leaving the house late. With all that, I rolled into the parking lot just before 6, only partially surprised to see 99 guys ready to go.

Warm up: I planted the flag, hit a few fists, then had to yell to get everyone’s attention. Everyone was pretty jacked up already. We didn’t have room to circle up so we moseyed around a few islands doing cariocas and some butt kickers along the way. Upon circling up, I realized we were taking up most of the parking lot!

SSH 25x, GMs 10x, Hammy and Glute stretch 10 count each side.

COT: 36 plus 2 after UTI notified me that Aquaman and Maybelline had started already.

Prayer requests: Wallaby, Troops overseas

Main Event: 5k route, 10k route. Shine a light, make good decisions, pick up the six.

Sheepdog Parkour!

FNGs:None
Warm Up:Warmup jog around the parking lot then circled up for side straddle hops, imperial walkers, hillbillies, good mornings, daisy pickers, and Fozzy arm circles forward and reverse.

The Workout:Line up at the end of the parking lot and get ready for a brutal arm workout.

Start with 1 merkin followed by 4 raise the roofs, bear crawl to the next line and repeat with 2 merkins and 8 raise the roofs. Rinse and repeat until we get to the median which was 10 merkins and 40 raise the roofs. Now that arms are sufficiently smoked, Michael Phelps it out and line up for an Indian run.
The Indian run to the back became a parkour run once Gump was up and ended at the back of the school where a giant circle was already conveniently painted on the pavement.

Circle up for some clockwork starting with 1 monkey humper in cadence. Rotate clockwise and repeat with 2 monkey humpers in cadence. Rinse and repeat until we hit 10, after 55 total monkey humpers in cadence we decided that this would be a 10hr clock.

The next round was the same pattern and reps with side straddle hops.

Mary: On your six for some around the horn 10 count core exercises. We made it through 3 total rounds for a total of 15 different exercises and ended with irkens, derkins, and dips before moving on to combatives with Dovetail. We reviewed last week and continued with progressive variations.  After combatives we stretched and did COT.

Announcements: Crosby’s band is playing tonight at the mason jar lager company. LED has put together a 3rd F opportunity next weekend in Fuquay. Triathlon training is coming up for those interested in participating.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:Martini’s mom and family, H1N1’s recovery from injuries

 

I Can’t Feel My Arms!

Great workout this morning men. Way to make the most of the last day of unseasonably warm weather for at least the next few days. Thanks for getting out there and holding each other accountable! It was my honor to lead you this morning (with Dovetail’s help).

FNGs:

None

Warm Up:

(Led by Dovetail)
Line up – everyone did SSH while 2 PAX ran down 2 parking spaces, next 2 PAX ran to the 4th parking space, and so on until we got to the end of the parking lot.

KickBacks x 10 – each leg (not sure of the proper F3 term – if there is one) – just like it sounds – kick your leg back to work those glutes and stretch the hammies.

Sir Fazio Arm Circles – x 10 forward / x 10 reverse

Imperial Walkers/ Hillbillies x 10 each

Good mornings x 10

The Workout:

We broadened our horizons a bit this morning and used the semi-square sidewalk around the flagpole near the entrance of the community center. Nice change of scenery. One we moseyed into position, we commenced with some 4 corners:
Bear crawl to Corner 1 – Standard Merkins X15
Lunge Walk to Corner 2 – WW2’s x15
Bear Crawl to Corner 3 – Carolina Dry Docks x15
Lunge Walk to Corner 4 – LBC’s x15 IC
Mosey around the parking lot, then Rinse and Repeat for 2 more rounds.
At this point we could still (somewhat) feel our arms, so we moseyed over to the pavilion and partnered up for the next bit…
Partner 1 does a lap around the parking lot while partner 2 does exercise – P1 picks up where P2 left off
Irkins x 100
Derkins x 100
Dips x 100
We ran out of time so we had to forego the 300 squats that were planned for the last round, but YHC didn’t hear too many complaints.

Mary:

(Also led by Dovetail)
American Hammers x 15 IC
Modified Box Cutters (hourglass shape) x 10 IC
Side Crunches (not aware if there is a different F3 name for these) – crunches while laying on your side – x 10 on each side
X Men Crunches – a worse version of Boat Canoes – x 7

Announcements:

Check Slack & FB

Join us at Sheepdog tomorrow at 5:45 / EC at 5:15

T-Claps (Recognition):

Dovetail for taking warmup and Mary
Props to the ECers > Dovetail / Yosemite/ YHC

Prayer:

Finkle’s jacked-up knuckle – getting an ultrasound and MRI to see how to get it fixed
Martini’s mom – cancer – Doctors have said there isn’t anything more they can do to treat it.
Troops in harm’s way
Those training for races to stay free of injury

Thanks again for the opportunity to lead you HIM’s this morning! See you back out there soon.

Full House

Pax of 15 out in the gloom for a Sheepdog record. A bunch for EC. Many guests including Crab Legs and Howard in attendance. Co-Q with Shredder taking combatives. May it truly be said that a good (sweaty) time was had by all.

Warm Up:

Leg lifts, SSH, trunk twists.

2 rounds:
30s Plank hold
30 Mountain Climbers
20 Alternating Reverse Lunges
10 cadence Plank Up Downs
5 Squat Jumps

The Workout:

4 rounds, every 2 mins, split into even groups
10 imperial squat walkers
10 pullups
10 box jumps

Wing Chung punching circle while each pax in turn does an exercise, recover in between each round
10 capoeira pushups
10 break dancers, double punches
(ran out of time for round 3 with triple punches 🙂 )

Combatives:

Mechanical Advantage Control Holds, Theory and Application, parts I-III.

Mary:

Core incorporated. Good thing since we were outta time anyway.

Announcements:

Last AO of Q-Swap with Carpex tomorrow, 6:30 at Bond Park, led by Slide Rule and Skidmark(?)

T-Claps (Recognition):

Crab legs, successful carpal tunnel surgery for Dovetail’s M.

Prayer:

Crab Leg’s father-in-law Bob (new lease on life), Howard’s son (pneumonia + flu), Shredder’s coworker Danielle (cancer + other).

Birthday Q at The Nest

FNGs:None
Warm Up: Started the day with a mosey around the parking lot and some line agility work, then circled up for for some side straddle hops, arm stretches (with a warning that they’d need them today), good mornings, and daisy pickers. Then told everyone to partner off for the first main event.
The Workout: I kicked it off with Dora the Explorer. We’d start by needing 100 total reps(L+R=1) from each set of partners of Australian mountain climbers.  One Pax began the reps, while the other ran half a lap around the parking lot, then rotated as needed until all of the six are done. Then it was time to go exploring, we needed to find the sets of 200. It happened to be across the street next to a ramp with handrails. We needed 200 reps of split lunges and the partner would rail walk up  both sets of handrails, then rotate as needed until all of the six were done. Everyone got their 200 and we set off again to find the sets of 300. We found them back in the initial parking lot and were serenaded to the Dora theme song on the mosey there. The sets of 300 were shoulder taps in plank while the partner did the line agility work that we’d started with this morning, then rotate until all of the six were done. Dora was toast but we still had time for more! Line up for main event number 2 – animal 11s.

1 monkey humper in cadence, bear crawl 2 spaces then 10 merkins on my down. Duck walk back followed by 2 monkey humpers in cadence, bear crawl 2 spaces, and 9 merkins on my down. Rinse and repeat totaling 11 each time until the final set of 10 monkey humpers in cadence and 1 merkin on my down

Mary: Mary was sounding good but I mentioned she looked like a couple of avengers to me. Circled up and on your 6 for 10 rounds of Captain Thor’s! Those begin with 1 sit-up and 1 American hammer in cadence. Add 1 rep each time until we reached 10 sit-ups followed by 10 American hammers in cadence. I believe all Pax were sufficiently smoked and one mentioned those felt like Captain America punched Thor in the face! Time for have a nice day and Dovetail took us out with several stretches.
Announcements: There is already an Ice Man in South Wake, so Yetis 2.0 is now named Jester after another pilot in Top Gun.
T-Claps (Recognition): Several EC posts this morning
Prayer: Travel, illness, wildfires, and our troops. I took us out and am thankful for the opportunity to lead

Mutiny/Red October

7 pax for EC

FNGs:Yeti(Chris Zerkel) Iceman Jester (Malaki Zerkel)
Warm Up:SSH, good mornings, Daisy pickers, arm stretches, 10 merkins
The Workout:split 4 for red October 15 for ultimate.

15 count of following. Single arm bent over rows, hot potato, halo around body, figure 8 between legs, reverse lunges each leg, side lunges, goblet squat with 15 count pulse at end. 10-Snatch and press each arm.

7’s wonder bra and slow merkins

repeat 1st group of exercises adding 30 IC chest press, Russian twists, and side bends.

Mary:none
Announcements: q swap. Hit up cart AO’s to support SW pax.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: family surgeries this week. Military in Iran, Australia