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The best part of a 5:45 start is getting to experience the sunrise and nothing could have been more beautiful than the sunrise this morning after a week of rain. 13 Pax posted a low intensity, continual moving beatdown.

EC: Emeril, Chips, Aquaman, Shamwow, 187, Skidmark

Warm Up: No warm-up we just got right to it.
The Workout: Started with some slaloms around the bushes on the side of the hill. Pax were in continuous indian run with stops to the following.

  1. SSH x 25
  2. Erkins x 10, Derkins x 10
  3. Derkins on the fence – 10 low, 10 high, 10 low
  4. Lateral steps – 10 r, 10 L
  5. Machine gun up steps
  6. Plank hold right leg up left arm up, switch, then rinse and repeat
  7. Sumo Squats x 20
  8. Shoulder tap Balls to the wall 15 cc
  9. Bear crawl Indian run
  10. Dips x10, Derkins x 10, Erkins x 10
  11. Another round of Latera movement 10 r, 10 l, 5 r, 5 l
  12. Single leg squats
  13. Good mornings
  14. SSH

Mary: Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Homer to Marge, H2M right leg up, H2M left leg up, Freddy Mercury’s
Announcements: Yogurt will be doing sprints if anyone wants to join him. No takers. 2.0 workout Saturday 9 AM
Prayer: No new prayers just continue to pray for all those that have been spoken.

Cletus has an Abyss also

Another wet and soggy day to post in the gloom. The rain wasn’t too bad at all but the puddles represented as YHC found a few big’uns on the warm up mile. PAX of 10 posted for a shelter beatdown. Sliderule needed a last minute fill for Q and Yogurt didn’t do social media the night before so Banana Seat was happy to be back as YHC for Cletus just like old times. 0545, no FNG’s, let’s hit the puddles.

HC from Crosby but no show. Crazy Time must have did him in.

Warm Up:
Jog around the park for a short 0.3 mile loop back down to the shelter.
Good mornings, slow x10
Stretch upper
SSH x20
Stretch lower
Table top circle walk

The Workout:
Deconstructive burpees x10 each
– 5 steps (squats, leg outs, merkins, leg ins, squat hops)
10 burpees OYO to perfect

Partner up – same size
Upper body:
Dirkens from bench
Dips w/feet up on bench
P1: Abyss merkins – P2: Irkens (touch chest)
3 rds : x15, x12, x10

Somewhere in here YHC noticed Straight Cash getting some air from the side of the shelter. No merlot sounds, maybe just a breather needed.

Lower body:
1-legged seated squats, switch legs
Box jumps
Partner hold squats
3 rds : x15, x12, x10

P1 – BTTW nipplers x10
P2 – plank jacks
2 rds
Lipstick lead his country cadence count for us on this and YHC tried it out on rd 2.

Lower back raises on table top with partner x10, switch, rinse and repeat
Dauber showed up during this exercise, took of breath taker, and peaced out! Guess he was D.O.N.E.

Mary:
Big boy sit up-ups – found this on the exericon and wanted the PAX to try one each. Yogurt was the only one successful
Partner leg pushes x15
MOBY – Sally: 6 inch hold with hello dolly’s at the acoustic sections

We did reverse Name-o-rama.

Announcements:
Crosby band at Big Easy, pictures
2 weeks left until WB. Rain training welcomed.
See slack and FB for all others

Prayer:
Full house dad GI bleeding
Doug Stein knees and new born
Shredder’s recovery
Aqua-mans son from concussion
Courtney tumor (Hasselhoff request)
Miller family, Dad with weeks to live from brain tumor (BS request
Lipstick MIL cancer treatment

As we were departing we forgot about Breath Taker. The boys from Woodcreek picked it up and will chip in on the $50. Not sure who is wearing it yet but heard they may drop it off at Nemo’s front porch.

It was great being back at Cletus to lead the PAX. The shelter workouts are one of my favorites probably bc you don’t really get a break for 45 mins. YHC had to catch some breath a couple times especially after abyss merkins. Always humbling to be able to lead such a great group of HIM. Until next time…

BS Out!

Birthday Bash at Possum Trot

Warm Up:  13 PAX took Dauber’s double dare showing up in wet conditions from an overnight rain for a birthday bash arm beat down in 36 deg balmy weather.  Before departing for our warm up jog, Pablo asked for the where-about  of breathtaker.  A Dauber hug was enough evidence for Pablo who pulled a Reagan needing to “trust but verify”.  Dauber had the extra gear under his sweatshirt (did I mention it was above freezing?).   Jog commenced around the tennis courts to the parking lot and began the following exercises in cadence:  20 ssh ; 10 Fazio Arm circles F/B; 10 good mornings; 10 Vegetation grabbers; 10 IW; 10 HB; Michael Phelps; Static arm stretches.  Jogged to the Love Shack for the workout.

The Workout:  10 Star jumps, 10 merkins.  Mosey to grass area with small hill behind ball field for 11’s – SSH on bottom and LBCs on top.  Mumble chatter about counts; More reps is a good thing.  Mosey to the shack for a birthday celebration of balls to the wall.  In honor of Doc’s 47th Birthday, PAX completed a 47 cadence count.  Modify gave a much needed 10 count post BTTW.  Lined up at the bottom of the incline and began alternating strides, 10 strides in length, until reaching the top of the incline/parking lot.  Each PAX then grabbed a medium-sized rock from the rock pile and met back up in the parking lot holding plank for the six.  With rock in hand, the following exercises were completed with 10 reps:  arm curls, arm o/h presses, triceps extensions, rut-ros, one hand on rock merkins (L/R), Squats.  25 SSH, Rinse and repeat.  25 SSH, Rinse & Repeat with a slight modification of completing rock exercises from your six; exercises included chest press, skull-crushers and LBCs/WW IIs.  25 more SSH (inspired by Nemo – keeping the heart rate up).  Rocks back to the rock pile John Cusack style.  Ran out of time so no hill work was executed.

Mary:  Dauber made up Yoga names for some much-needed stretching – – – inspired by a yoga class fresh on his mind from last night with Doc and Double D (missed you DD this morning – perhaps too much stretching or just a clear colon?). PAX were overjoyed performing these stretches on the Action Park parking lot asphalt. Knees, forearms and elbows were so comfortable.  Perhaps the puddles on the tennis courts should have been utilized?

Announcements:  BRR, WB half and full, sprint tri registration.  Q-Source post PT at Stick Boy.  Namerama ended with birth name (junior, junior, junior?).  Happy birthday 🎁🎂🎈🎊🎉 sung to Doc; called out Lucky Charms when he emphatically said he was still 49 – evidently his birthday is May 1st.  Let’s plan for a big celebration.

Prayer:  Thank you Fonzi for taking us out in prayer.  Lots of requests today, spoken and unspoken:  injured/ill PAX including Shredder & Crab Legs; illness/cancer with PAX family members; job interview; HS kids taking ACT today; other prayers…

EC today:  great job Pablo for getting it done.

Always a pleasure/honor leading these fine #HIM men in the gloom.  QIC- Dauber

Welcome Rainmaker

EC: Skidmark and Pablo

Warm Up:

Circled up on the basketball court
10 Fazio Arm Circles Forward
10 Fazio Arm Circles Backward
10 Hillbillies
10 Imperial Walkers
Squatter Pyramid
10 Reverse Merkins

The Workout:

Workout started out with 5 burpees for Kid Cracker arrived late.  A valid reason, but we still need to do the burpees.

Form Two Indian lines.  I made Lucky go in the faster line. 🙂

Three Rounds of the following

Basketball court: 5 Burpees
Corner: 5 Burpees, 10 Merkins
Box Office: 5 Burpees, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats
Bottom of Ramp: 5 Burpees, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats, 20 LBCs

Then as a pax we ran to the guard rail.  Did 10 in cadence Dipplers
Then as a pax we ran to the wall between the corner and the box office.  Did 40 count of Balls to the Wall
Ran to the Box office to do another 40 count of Balls to the Wall.
Ran back to the Basketball court for Mary.

Mary:

Burpee Countdown 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1

Announcements:

See Slack and Facebook

Prayer:
Kid Cracker’s wife and family traveling to Florida
Bullseye
Crablegs

Breathtaker??

Text were plentiful and the pax were not. Skidmark and full house started at 5:30 for long runs. Dauber got everyone warmed up and pax started on their run. Skidmark after circling back ran passed dauber who informed skidmark he was running with breathtaker. A slight conversation prompted dauber to ruck instead of trying to run.

Warm Up: stretching
The Workout: varying distances
Mary: coffee
Announcements: see pikachu’s email
Prayer:

Q Source “Preparedness”

“Preparedness” qsource topic last week was key for me this morning.  Encourage everyone to check the source out on F3nation.com if you haven’t yet. It was great to lead you guys and welcome 28 men including 2- FNGs. Randy(China Grove) and Jeff Toke (Centerfold)

Warm Up:Jog around courts

20 ic SSH, 15 ic good morning, 10 each ic hillbilly  and imperial walkers, 10 gazing arm circle forward and reverse ic, 6” extended arm pulses ic
The Workout:count off and partner up. Each group grabbed a medium rock and met at end of lot

Alarms was the exercise of choice

A(arms) p1-curls/triceps p2 -bear crawl50yds Switch

L(legs) p1-goblet squats p2 -alternating lunges 50 yds Switch

A(abs) p1-wwII w/rock p2-peter Parker’s 20 IC Switch

R(run) p1- run around courts p2-sprint to end of lot and backward run to start. Switch

M(merkins) 20- paddy cake merkins, p1-20 diamond merkins p2- 20 wide merkins Switch

S(squats) p1-squats, p2- 5 shuffles , burpee 50 USA and back.  Switch

Mary: Fedex volunteered to take on Mary

lbcs, pickle pounders, homer to marge, low slow flutter, 6”, 45degree hold, 90 degree hold, American hammers, windmills, and 5 burpees oyo.

Announcements: new slack channels for triathlon s, rugged maniac(price increase Friday) run/bike/run event next week(Matt, Randy mentioned this but I don’t recall how to sign up, more details would be great if you talk to him)

take me care of the women in your life this Thursday. They may say they don’t want anything but don’t buy that!!!

Prayer:Shredder speedy and full recovery. Guidance in our marriages and relationships to keep them strong.

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Warm Up:Mosey to Ampitheatre Gumby called a few

SSH, Daisy Pickers, L&R arm overhead Stretch, L&R over Chest, L&R Leg  over Stretch
The Workout: Jack Webb’s (7) No Rock

M’ERKIN -Box Jump – Over Head Press(Repeat)

Different PAX called the Count

Balls 2 Wall- 20(cadence)

PROTRACTORS-(15/45/90/45/15) 10ish count each(😂)

REPEAT 3X

Mosey to Rock Pile find a friend

PAX called 10 count with Rock

Bear Crawl 10Pushes, Plank Shuffle pushes back, curls, Overhead Press, Tri Extension, Rock press squat(2x), chest extension squat hold, Diamond M’erkin,

John Deere took over for some Lady Luck

Mosey back to Ampitheatre

First roll is Exercise 2nd roll is number of times.

2-Squats

3-WW2

4-Balls

5-2xM Burpees

6-Diamond

7-Spider M’erkin

8-Mountain Climber

9-Superman

10- Boat Canoe

11-Head,Shoulders,Knees,Toes

12-Box Cutter

Mosey to Flag for Mary

Mary: Boat Canoe Holds(Extended & Retracted) Flappy Birds
Announcements: Check FB/ Slack, New AO’s
Prayer: Lots of us are Down with the sickness or injuries, First Responders, Tofus Family Dog is being put down, John Deere’s Family…

Dump or Super Bowl – Both Stunk

22 Pax gathered in the smelliest part of Holly Springs for a Monday morning beatdown. Q was a little upset with the result so made sure to take it out on the Pax. Very few Pats fans showed up but I doubt they could handle it anyway.

EC: 187, Cowboy, Crosby, UTI, Full House, Pablo, Pikachu, Dawgpound, Skidmark

Warm Up: Mosey for one loop with stops to do Good Mornings, SSH, and Windmills. Once back at the court Pax paired up by ability and speed. It was only logical that Dawgpound requested to be Lucky’s partner. Somebody needed to make sure we gave Lucky a push. Kudos DP.

The Workout: Catch me if you can partner runs. 1st loop 2 Double Merkin Burpees. 2nd loop around 3 squat jumps. 3rd time around 5 merkins. Once at the end circle back for the 6 doing 5 LBCs.

Mosey to the ramp for some 7’s. Reverse merkins at the bottom and star jumps halfway up the ramp.

Mary: Merkin clock with stops at 12, 10, 8, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 12.

Announcements: See Pikachu’s announcements on FB and Slack. Nothing new.

Prayer: Shredder, Dumbo, Brexit, Emeril

Maybe It’s Maybelline

24 present at COT and 27 total for the run this morning. Various places and distances. Beautiful morning. Wondered who was up ahead and the comment was “maybe it’s Maybelline.”

Warm Up: Gump did his best virgin Q impersonation.
The Workout: miles miles miles
Mary:
Announcements:
Prayer: Moby’s dad, Dauber’s colleague that passed away, Full House’s father (if I remember correctly)

Gumby Smash!

EC- Crosby(3.5 not the full Thunder Approved 4) Pikachu, Aquaman, Bulls Eye..

Warm Up: SSH(20), Daisy Pickers(10), Sir Fazio ⤵️⤴️, arm stretches, Grab a Cinder Block and John Cusack it to BB P.Lot.

The Workout: Bear Crawl Pulls 5 Spaces till the end of Parking Lot then John Cusack Lunges 5 Spaces on the way back.

Each 5 repeating and adding the next exercises.. Pax took turns calling the count.

LBC’s- 20 (CC)(Total 640)

S.Merkins- 10(Doc Made them Count)(Total 140)

Squat- 20 (Total 240)

Am. Hammers -20 (CC) (Total 200)

Curls- 20(Total 160)

Ruh Rohs- 20(Total 120)

Overhead Press- 20(Total 80)

REPEAT!⬆️⬇️

MOSEY

J Cusack

20 Curls

20 Overhead Press

Drop Block near Flags

Tennis courts for Mary

Mary: Pikachu Lead

Homer to Marge 10, L leg up 5, R Leg Up 5

Shoulder Taps 10

On his down & up M’erkins to finish right at 45.

Announcements:

Check FB &/or Slack

2nd F This Saturday My Way Tavern Anniversary Bonfire Crosby Playing 7-10

Prayer: A lot of unspoken/ First Responders , Military, Our PAX!