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Form and Function

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I was excited to Q today.  I recently purchased Onnit Kettble Program and decided that we need to work on form at Ivan.  We don’t always have to have an extremely intense workout and we need to work on form from time to time.  I woke up early and ready to go.

On the way to the workout I saw a Black Bear.  I knew today was going to be a good day.  It was just outside the twelve oaks entrance on Green Oaks.  Close to where Cowboy works.  I hope he is enjoying is time off.

I arrived for EC and what do I see.  Dumbo ready to leave Dawg in the dust.  Lucky driving a non company truck, Dahmer looking ready to get after it.  As always there was Pikachu’s SUV, but no Pikachu.  It must be tough trying to run 5o plus miles a week.  Sleep in not a priority for that man.  Before we left 187 came to show us how it is supposed to go down.  We began the EC trip leaving the Ivan parking lot.  As we approached Cletus parking lot SlideRule and a shirtless, but not vestless, Banana Seat greeted us.  Enough about them they didn’t attend Ivan.  We ran up Stinson and Dumbo and Dawg made a left and everyone else made a right.  As Dawg tried to keep up with Dumbo he started to fall behind.  Then Dumbo probably did one of the shortest pick up the six in F3 history.

We then saw Bullseye and Aquaman on the baseball field looking at the ISS.  As Dumbo slowed down to stay with me we finished the run with a couple of moments to spare.  It was time to work on form and function.  I did not see Axe running but he looked sweaty so he must have been out there.

Also I noticed ShamWow!!! was back in action which is nice to see.

EC: Dawgpound, Dumbo, Pikachu, Lucky Charms, 187, Dahmer, Bullseye, Axe

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

Bounce
Hinge
Torso Twist
BackStroke
Midget Hugs
Mid Back Stretch
Leg Swings

The Workout:

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat Each Leg
10 Reps Horn Split Squat Each Leg
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps Split Leg Row Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps Quarter Squat
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm
10 Reps Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Reverse Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Row Each Arm
10 Reps Half Squat
10 Reps Strict Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Planted foot Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Across Row Each Arm
10 Reps Full Squat
10 Reps Bottoms Up Press Each Arm

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Lunge Series
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Row Series Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Squat Series
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Press Series

20 Kettlebell Swings

Mary:

Mini Turkish Getups
Reverse LBCs Bell over head
Homer to Marge Bell over head
Cat/Cow
Downward Dog
Pigeon Pose

Announcements:

Fourth of July convergence.  Sounds easy.

T-Claps (Recognition):

New Fritter leader!!! Pikachu has now surpassed Dawgpound, Pablo and Dumbo in the most Fritters

Prayer:

All unspoken
Those injured

A trip to the Five & Dime

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23 HIM’s posted in the gloom at the Trot this morning for a little arm work with a little gray block of cement!

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Led by FedEx – 5 burpee penalties were doled out to all pax who showed up to run EC while remaining pax held squats, SSH, Good Mornings, IW, Hillbillies, Michael Phelps, Fozio AC forward / reverse all in cadence. YHC added an additional 5 burpees in honor of Puddles who had requested on Tuesday that the pax perform burpees on his behalf since he had to return to his new abode in Beaufort, NC. We miss you Puddles!

The Workout: Two year F3 anniversary for FedEx and Double D who co-Q’ed a trip back in time to the days of the local Five & Dime. Cinder blocks were conveniently placed across the parking lot and Pax were instructed to push, pull, drag, or get cinder block anyway they so chose across parking lot to tennis courts without block leaving the asphalt. Once inside all Pax lined up at one end and a series of sets of 5 & dimes were called by YHC across the courts of curls for the girls, overhead presses, uneven merkins, blocks around the waist, rut rows, box jumps and plank jacks on blocks. At each end FedEx called an exercise with or without blocks of balls to the wall, mountain climbers on blocks, LBC’s, American hammers, wonder bra’s, etc, and then the series of 5 & dimes resumed back to the opposite end of courts. After a several trips to the Five and Dime blocks were then carried back out off the courts to be pushed, pulled, dragged back across the lot to YHC’s truck to be loaded up for another day! An audible was called for 10 burpees OYO after loading up the blocks.

Mary: Led by FedEx for a series of LBC’s, American hammers, pickle pounders, Homer to Marge, WWII’s

Announcements: Both FedEx and YHC expressed our thanks for this group of friends who inspire and challenge us here in SouthWake. YHC encouraged the Q’s to mix up their workouts by adding whatever they so choose and to think outside the box like assigning penalties to those who performed EC. Yoga tonight at Snap Fitness, Deadbolt’s & Gump’s 5 year anniversary Q at Womble on 7-19-19 – don’t miss it! The Arena workouts every Friday at 2:30 PM – try to do our best to give back to those men at Healing Transistions

T-Claps (Recognition): Mookie sporting Breath taker this week. Strong work Mookie!

Prayer: Robinson family whose husband/father very recently suddenly passed away, Noah’s Ark’s wife FedEx led us out in prayer.

Timing Is Everything..

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This morning’s edition of Any Given Sunday was a bit different. YHC sent a pre-blast the night before indicating a Ruck was in play as well as running for those wanting to get some miles in. Have you ever had one of those mornings where things just fall into place even though you weren’t expecting them to go 100% right?

It was definitely one of those mornings. Started out with a 5am alarm. Gear at the side of the bed was picked up and carried to the bathroom.  Headed downstairs, but upon arrival to the kitchen, noticed that I was missing socks. Not to worry, there was a pile of clean whites in a laundry basket right at my feet. Problem solved. Exited the garage 20min until go time and got halfway out of Wescott past 187 and Dumbo’s house before realizing I forgot my shovel flag.. Turn around, grab flag and head to Womble.

8 PAX waiting on the curb, 6 with ruck sacks-2 without. Five minutes til 6am. Just enough time to plant the flag and exchange pleasantries before the warm up. With one minute to spare, our 9 count, including YHC, turned into a 10 count with Redenbacher rolling up on the scene for some running miles. Six o’clock hit and inquired with the PAX on who would be running and who would be rucking. Three for running and 7 for the ruck.

Advised PAX to drop their gear for the warm up that went a little like this.

Warm Up: Light mosey to the far end of the lot, lunge walks and Frankensteins back. Circled up for Imperial Walkers X10, Hillbillies X10, Fazio Arm Circles X10F\10B, Good Mornings X10, Mountain Climbers X20, Toe and Heel walks to the middle of the lot with a Squat hold as I explained this morning’s routes.

For The DawgPound, Cowboy, and Redenbacher, they would be running the standard Bass Lake route with a counterclockwise path around the lake and back. For those rucking, YHC would lead PAX up to Sugg with mixed exercises along the way before heading back for COT. The finish time was set for 7am, figuring with the 5mi and change run and 2.5 mi ruck\exercises, we should hit it just right and all regroup at the same time.

The Workout: 3 PAX went on their way to the Bass Lake running route, while remaining 7 grabbed their gear and made their way out of Womble. Along the baseball fields YHC called for PAX to stop at the railings on the running path and get an overhand grab of the bar from underneath to perform upright rows. Dauber, who’s pack was a bit full squeezed himself under the bar and gave me a look as if to say, “You d*@k”.  Upright rows X15 were performed in cadence and PAX continued to mosey onto Grigsby. Great mumble chatter along the way, particularly the topics of bacon, how ‘responsible’ Dauber was as a lad, prank phone calls, and how grain alcohol and gatorade is not such a good idea.

Arrived at the Sugg Farm gates and eventually into the event field at the far end. YHC noticed some picnic tables to the left of the field and called for some step ups X20 and Erkins X30. As the sun was just peeking through the tree line, YHC wanted a better view and ironically saw some more picnic tables perfectly placed in the middle of the field. Called for another set of Step Ups X20 and Diamond Erkins… “Are those really a thing?” To which I replied, “If they aren’t, they are now.” Diamond Erkins X30 with conviction were performed. PAX then circled up around the flag pole for a set of Prison Squats X20 and a set of Merkins X20. Rucked back to the first set of picnic tables for one more exercise…. Derkins X 30 on YHC’s down. The count dropped after 26, but I’m sure the remaining 4 were executed by all PAX physically or in spirit.

Mosey’d back to the road on our way back to Womble. As we passed the first set of porta potty’s, PAX witnessed irony at its best as a trotting Lipstick came toward us. This kid does not stop. On a bike yesterday for 30 miles, and now on his way fresh off a porta potty 100 yards in front of us. On his way by, he gave PAX the heads up that they may want to use these facilities next to us and not the one in front of us. Thanks, Lipstick..Way to be!

As we reached the baseball fields, YHC looked down at the Garmin and noticed 9min til 7 and 2.25 mi. Timing was perfect as we arrived to the parking lot right at 7am and 2.5 mi on the nose. Splits on Strava even later revealed an even 18:00 for miles 1 and 2. Turned around and found The DawgPound, Cowboy, and Redenbacher back from their run at the exact same time.

Timing is everything..

Mary: Stretches OYO

Prayer: Moment of silence for War Child. Prayers for those struggling with addiction. Additional prayers for marriages and those facing marital challenges. Prayers for healing those who are impacted by health issues. YHC took us out.

Double Digits at GP

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11 HIMs (several GP virgins) showed up to for the beat down this morning 

WarmUp:

20 Fozie Arm Circles, 10 Good Mornings, 25 SSH, 15 Daisy Pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies

The Workout

Mosey to the wall:

2 sets of at least a 55 ct Wall sits and BTW (can’t say what the could was for sure since there were some PAX who decided to mumble chatter instead of counting – typical)

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate around rocks between sets.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders

Special thanks to Pikachu for the herculean rock

Mosey to the Playground with rocks for Aik’n Station Time:

  • Aik’n Arms: 15’s  Merkins, Derkins, Shoulder Tap Planks & Dips
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 20 Pickles, 10 WWIIs, 15 H2M alternate legs
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Squats, 20 Step ups, 10 Star Jumps, 15 Mnt Climbers
  • Aik’n Abs: 15 American Hammers, 20 ct 6 inches, 10 Rockies, 30 ct Chilcutt Planks
  • Aik’n Arms: 10 shoulder tap merkins, 20 Dips, 15 Plank Jacks, 15 Hand Release Merkins.
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Step Ups. 15 Lunges, 15 High Knees, 15 Split Jack

Announcements:  July 4th 1776 Convergence,  Mookie is wearing Breath Taker for A Cure in Sight this week (3 mile AGS Ruck option tomorrow),  other important things I can’t remember.

Prayer Requests:  Dauber’s family for healing, Continued prayers for marriages and families. Brothers dealing with injuries. Praise Dauber’s interview with Amgen went very well.

YHC took us out.

T-Claps (Recognition): T- Claps for Warbucks putting some serious miles in downrange and Mookie for his generous donation to A Cure in Sight

Diamond, Rocks, and Hills

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FNGs:  Welcome Yosemite (Ethan Powell)

Warm Up:  Jog passed the snack shack (keeping PAX of 11 on their toes) all the way down to the end of the road.  Circled up and executed SSH, HB, IW, CP.  Static stretches included R over L, L over R, behind back.

The Workout:  Q saw the baseball diamond and wanted to call an early audible.  Found an entrance and began at home plate rounding the bases with the following exercises:

Home to 1B:  gate openings, knees to chest.  Arrive at 1B, 5 Merkins OYO

1B to 2B:  butt kickers, franksteins.  Arrive at 2B, 5 Merkins OYO

2B to 3B:  lunges.  Arrive to 3B, 5 Merkins OYO

3B to Home:  prisoner get ups; 5 Merkins OYO

people’s Chair on the chain linked fence.  Mosey to snack shack area for irkins,  dirkins and dips on the short wall.  Mosey to snack shack for Australian MC, PC, BTTW. Rinse and repeat for 10 cadence count.  q sweating in this 100% humidity.  Mosey to road, karaokes L & R up the hill.  Lined up in parking lot, butt toward hill.  Q demonstrated a defensive basketball posture (Bobby Hurley esqu).  Q called L, Pax moved L at a 45 deg angle staying low.  Q called R.  Q called Low – PAX slapped the ground (some did Merkins).  Kept moving L to R with some merkins added until we reached the hill.  Line up at the bottom of the hill.  Bear crawl up to the guardrail.  Execute irkins, dips and dirkins.   Hop over guardrail, jog back to the starting point at the bottom of the hill.  Rinse and repeat.  Once exercises were completed on the guardrail, PAX bear crawled backwards to the bottom of the hill.  Mosey to rock pile for a medium rock trying to avoid the yellow jackets.   Numerous rock exercises were executed in 10 cadence counts.  Exercises included curls for the girls, triceps extensions, rut-rows, soccer toe taps, jump over side to side, front to back.  PAX on their six for chest presses, skull crushers, H2M, with rock at arm’s length above head and above chest, PAX held 6 inches off ground with legs extended straight (FUN).  Return rocks to rock pile.  Mosey to tennis courts.

Mary:  Yoga stretches

Announcements:  See Slack & Facebook; ultimate at Tiger Blood; Modify stepped up to Q KG so Cupid could play frisbee.

T-Claps (Recognition):  Recognize H1N1 and Cupid for new AO at Falcon Park – “the Nest”

Prayer:  Fonzie let us out. (thank you brother) Dauber discussed the power of small group.  Find one.  Be vulnerable.  Discussed the power of letting things go with water bottle analogy.  Lots of PAX injured, accidents, parents burying their kid(s),  marriages, unspoken, Warchild.

The Nest Inaugural

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EC: Cupid, H1N1, Pikachu

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot. 20 SSH IC, 15 Imperial Walkers IC, 15 Hillbillies IC, 10 Moroccan Nightclubs IC, Michael Phelps.

The Workout:

Modified Apple Turnovers: Bear crawl 2 parking spaces, merkin, flip over, WW2, crab walk back 2 parking spaces, WW2, flip over, merkin. Repeat 4 times OYO, then picked up the 6.

Moseyed to the wall for Ascending and Descending Testicles. YHC called out various degrees until his arms were jello. At 90 degrees, some of us discovered that we can get our feet over the top of the wall…file that away for another workout.

We then moseyed back to the parking lot for 4 Corners, Abs and Legs edition. PAX partnered up, each partner did 50 of an exercise while a second exercise was held.

At Corner 1, 50 squats, hold squat.

Mosey to Corner 2, 50 low slow flutter, hold legs 6 inches above ground.

Bear crawl to Corner 3, 50 star jumps, hold squat.

Mosey to Corner 4, 50 WW2s, hold legs 6 inches above ground. Crab walk back to Corner 1.

We then moseyed back to the wall for Ascending and Descending Testicles, round 2.

Finally, moseyed to the shelter.

20 irkins, 10 derkins, 10 dips. 10 Step Ups each side.

10 irkins, 10 derkins, 10 dips. 5 Step Ups each side.

10 irkins. 5 Step ups each side. 10 derkins. 5 Step ups each side. 10 dips. 5 Step ups each side.

Mary:

The Elements song, every time elements was said we did a burpee. 31…ish.

10 Heel Taps IC

10 Dead Cockroaches IC

10 Pickle Pounders IC

Announcements: Check Facebook, Slack. Sign ups to bring a meal for Noah’s Ark

T-Claps (Recognition): Good work all HIM who showed up today. It was a humid one, my sweat was sweating.

Prayer: Warchild’s family, Noah’s Ark’s wife

When did Dauber get here?

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FNGs: Splenda and Seagull

Warm Up

A fun jog around Club Worx back to the tennis courts for warm up consisting of: 36 SSH for 36 months of F3 for me, good mornings, daisy pickers, imperial walkers and hill billy’s.

 

The Workout

  • Line up on the tennis courts for: wheel barrels, bear crawls, crawl bears, crab walk and reverse crab walks
  • Run to rock pile, grab rocks and then line up on soccer field for fun with rocks consisting of curls for the girls, ruh rohs, triceps extensions and LipSync’s 8 step full body lift that is actually only 6 steps. Between each arm exercise run to other end of field and back which included one 10 set of merkins for one of the runs because we were 20 minutes into the workout and haven’t done any merkins.
  • John Cusack to parking lot for down and back Bearly Curling.
  • Return rocks and separate into 2 groups of 8 so each brother can do 10 abyss merkins between 2 picnic tables while the other 7 did various experiences consisting of LBCs, WWII and monkey humpers
  • Run to little pavilion for 10 dips and then run to tennis courts for Mary consisting of Freddy Mercurys, low slow flutter, American hammers and 1 minute of have a nice day.

 

Mary

  • Freddy Murcury’s
  • Low, slow flutter
  • American Hammers
  • Have a nice day

Announcements

Refer to Slack

 

Prayer Request

Warchild and his family, Gilligan from F3 Carterico who is having complications from heart valve replacement, Dauber’s big interview on Wednesday and any other that I accidently have forgotten.

U-Turn

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13 PAX came out this morning to enjoy the cool weather and pick up some mileage. Good work men!! 

FNGs: Welcome Alpine!

Prayer: praying for all the fathers out their this weekend.

Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics at Crazy Ivan

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FNGs: Nope

EC:  Run: Pikachu, Sliderule, Dahmer.  Yoga: Lucky, Skidmark, Dawgpound and Emeril

Warm Up:

Jog the parking lot, butt kickers and high knees.  Round 2 Karaoke
Fazio Arm Circle
Seal Claps
Merkins x20

The Workout:
Partner Up
Round 1: x50 each PAX Pull-Ups.  While partner does pull-ups other partner does Kettle Bell Twist
Round 2: x75 each PAX Goblin Squats.  While partner does squats other partner does Kettle Bell Lunge Walk
Round 3: x100 each PAX Kettle Bell Swings.  While partner does swings other partner does suicides
Round 4: x50 each arm KB Press.  While partner does presses other partner does WWII
Ground Pounder in cadence x20
Ran back to parking lot for quick Mary

Mary:
Pigeon Stretch
Fazio Arm Circles
Imperial Walkers

Announcements:

Everything else is on Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):
Bullseye won Breathtaker for the week – Additional T-Claps for SlideRule, 16-Bit, Wiggly and Pikachu for kicking in.

Prayer:
Noah Arc’s wife is dealing with a lot of pain and Doctors are trying to figure out why
Midget so he can stop running his mouth at the workouts and actually start to push himself

Possum Trot BB

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3 for EC

Warm Up: 20 SSH, 5 burpees due to late Pax, 10 forward and reverse Fazio  arm circles, good mornings, IW, hillbilly.
The Workout:

11’s on small hill (captain thors and squats)mosey to tennis courts, build a burpee

crab walking to 1st court 5 merkins reverse run back.

crab walking to 2nd court 10 in and outs reverse run back.

crab walking to 3rd court 15 squats reverse run back.

crab walking to 4th court 20 star jumps reverse run back.

4 corner including 10 merkins, lunge to next corner, 10 merkins and 20s BTW, mosey, 10 merkins and 20s BTW 30 SSH, lunge  to corner, 10 merkins and 20s BTW, 30 SSH, 40 LBC

Mary: around the horn exercises including- box cutters, boat canoes, LSF, side crunches, heel taps, WWII,
Announcements:Slack
T-Claps (Recognition): The guys that stepped up to start new AO’s.  Way to Lead Men!!
Prayer: pax health, 16 bit family,  I did not take names.  I hope I got everyone!