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He Does Have a Whistle

6 Pax at R4TJ, 7 if count Nemo out for run early this morning. YHC planned about an hour long workout and as promised brought his whistle, and no it did not come from Play It Again Sports. 5 Pax circled and got ready to mosey when a black Silverado come rolling in HOT!! Pax did SSH until Lipstick joined us, and he didn’t appear to be in any hurry once he got out of the truck.

FNGs: None today
Warm Up: 3 man Indian Runs to the traffic light and back to warm-up the legs.
The Workout: Today’s focus was tempo runs. Pax would start out at a 5K-10K pace for a certain amount of time, Q would blow the whistle and Pax would slow to recovery pace. Faster Pax would turn back for the 6. The recovery period was an allotted time or the time it took to pick up the 6, whichever was longer. Workout went as follows:

3 min hard run – 1 min recovery

3 min hard run – 1 min recovery

3 min hard run – 1 min recovery

3 min hard run – 1 min recovery

3 min hard run – 1 min recovery

4 min hard run – 2 min recovery

2 min hard run.

Pax met at the top of the ramp. Pax did sprints down the ramp all the way to the stop sign and recover jog up the hill to the top. Pax did squat hold until the 6 got there and then all Pax did 10 squats. Rinse and repeat 4x.

Finished off with a 6 man Indian Run to the traffic light and back to the vehicles for Mary.

Mary: Runner’s pose, pigeon pose, pretzel pose

Announcements: BRR training day Saturday, Sasquatch Saturday

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Being better leaders in the community. Lipstick’s flexibility

 

Still hard a year later…

PAX of 18 to celebrate YHC 1 year anniversary by revisiting his first F3 workout. One year ago today, Stark made his triumphant return to South Wake with an epic beatdown at Paradise City. YHC was an innocent victim merloting not once, but twice during the workout. An honor Midget likes to remind me of at least weekly, if not more often.

Thanks to all who came out to support me today. More importantly, thanks to the men of South Wake for the support, encouragement and accountability over the last year. Just showing up was one of the best things I’ve ever done. My life has changed because of and continues to be enriched by you HIM. Thanks to you all, especially 187 and Pablo for the headlock.

FNGs: None – its probably for the best.

EC: Cowboy, Lucky Charms, Dawgpound, Warbucks, Maybelline, Aquaman, Axe, Dahmer, Dumbo, WebEx (EC only)

Warm Up:Quick warmup jog
SSH x20, Windmills x10, Imperials Walkers x10, Hillbillies x10
½ mile jog with warmps – Good Mornings x10, Windmills x10, Fazio Arm Circles x10, Stretches

The Workout: 6 Cones were set up about 10 yards apart.  YHC instructed the PAX to bear crawl (round 1), lunge walk (round 2), Bunny Jump (round 3) and partner wheelbarrow (round 4) to each cone and perform the exercise associated with that cone.

B.L.I.M.P.S
B- Burpees – Cone 1 x5 – Total = 20
L – Lunges – Cone 2 x10 – Total = 40
I – Imperial Walkers– Cone 3 x15 – Total = 60
M – Merkins– Cone 4 x20 – Total = 80
P – Plank Jacks– Cone 5 x25 – Total = 100
S – Squats– Cone 6 x30 – Total = 120

Mary: LBC’s x15, Low slow flutter x15, Homer to Marge x30

Prayer: Child injured in Fuquay this weekend. Coal Ash grandmother.

Original workout – https://f3southwake.com/2018/07/23/return-of-stark/
Thanks for the opportunity to lead you HIM. I’ll do better next time!

A Tale of Two Q’s…

Here’s what I like about Sunday’s… PAX show up, put in the effort, fellowship all around, and everyone closes the page on the previous week and puts themselves ahead of the curve heading into Monday. On Saturday, Dauber reaches out to YHC and asks for the Q. It’s his birthday week, and what better way to celebrate than with a Ruck at AGS. As we know there will be some PAX looking for running miles, we agree to split the Q, he’ll lead the warm-ups, ruck, and COT, and I’ll put together the run… Done.

Pre-Blast advertises the Ruck along with 3-2mi running routes, complete with a water station. Here’s the other thing I like about Sunday’s, the PAX that show and want to raise the standard. The ones that rise from the fartsack on a weekend, especially the ones bookend’ing their weekend fresh off of U-Turn and finishing with AGS. I am humbled by the efforts today of the 10 HIM who showed and helped celebrate the start of an exciting week long Dauber celebration.

Dauber was first to arrive this morning. Giddiness?  Anxious?  Excitement?   Not sure.  YHC shortly rolled in after, exchanged fist bumps while both making note of the unbelievably difficult time planting the shovel flags in what seems to be concrete covered in mulch.  Usual suspects this morning in the form of DawgPound and Cowboy. Followed by Redenbacher. Anybody see this guy lately? He looks like Redenbacher’s younger brother. Red truck rolled up carrying Skidmark. YHC noted this last week when sharing the impact of DoubleD’s presence in AO’s, but it should be also noted that Skidmark’s posts at AO’s have a similar feel. Not sure what it is, but maybe its that whole Master and Apprentice thing Yoda talks about in those Star Wars flicks. Now the surprise of the morning comes in the form of an SUV carrying Yogurt.  WTH?  He usually runs or unicycle’s into Womble?  Apparently, running late this morning and opted for 4-wheels. Great seeing him. Six o’clock hits and Dauber presses play to start our morning.

Warm Up:

Warm up around the track with karaoke, Frankensteins, Bitt kicks.  Circle up with only one warmup exercise:  51 SSH.  Not sure what the connection was but PAX were griping for sure.  At one point, YHC modified with M4L-styled dirty bird hops and PAX stopped counting, but Dauber was certain he landed on 51.

The Workout:

Ruck:  Dauber borrowed a kettle bell from Sir Dawgpound and added it to his ruck pack.  Two brave PAX (Sir Dawgpound and Forceps).  Great mumble chatter while getting in over 7000 steps in one hour.  We had two sightings of Coal Ash along our trek around Sugg.  Soul crusher was in decent shape and challenged PAX with its precarious footing and arduous climb.  We survived without any misfortunes and helped hydrate a PAX on his run.  Stepped up the pace and cruised into Womble parking lot at 7:05 am.

While the Ruck was in progress, YHC had a run planned that would include 3-2 mi loops beginning and ending from the Womble lot. The first of which would focus on the entire Stinson stretch.

Stinson Segment (2.0mi)

YHC lead PAX to the top of Stinson by taking a left out of the lot to the stop sign at the top of the hill. From the stop sign, PAX let it fly down the hill and then back up to the stop sign at the intersection of Bass Lake Rd., while periodically picking up the six throughout the segment. As we made our way back to the Womble lot, YHC noted that we were about 0.25 short of 2mi, so extended the run to the playground and then back. PAX hydrated at the water station and then proceeded to segment 2- Main and Raleigh

Main and Raleigh Segment (2.0 mi)

YHC lead PAX back up Stinson and onto Raleigh. Took a left on E. Ballentine to Main and carried the remainder of Main to Holly Springs Road. Right on Holly Springs Rd. and then back onto Raleigh on our way back to the lot. Strong pushes from all PAX on this segment and T-Claps to Yogurt, Skidmark, and Nemo for picking up the six. As we approached the Womble lot, YHC took a quick look at the Garmin as PAX rehydrated and confirmed we had 10min to complete the last segment.

Fields (1.0)

With only 10 min to 7am, YHC called for a 1 mi scout run, with the PAX at the front setting the standard by running his 5K\10K pace ahead of the remaining PAX. The route took us the long way around the ball fields as we veered to the right, around the fields. As we came to the intersection toward the lot, we went right and then headed to the Ivan lot and then back around the soccer fields still holding strong in scout run formation.As we reached the last 0.15, Skidmark called for a jailbreak back to the lot. This was the strongest segment of the run, with pace hovering at 9:04-9:10. Solid work by all PAX. Later check of Strava had Cowboy pacing 42 secs faster than U-Turm the day before #Strong.

For the 4 time in a row, YHC had PAX back by 7:00am on the dot as planned. Were later joined by rucking PAX and Bernie, fresh off of 9 miles and change. Great work!

Mary: Stretches OYO
Announcements: BRR planned training runs next Saturday led by Skidmark. 2nd F at Dunkin Donuts
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX. Strong efforts by all in attendance.
Prayer: PAX with injuries and life challenges. Bernie’s stepmom who is battling a health issue.

Great message from Dauber drawing an analogy between his ruck sack and life. Drop the bag of stuff (grudges, people who have been hurtful to you or harmed you in your past, misfortunes, etc.). Get the weight you are carrying off your back.  Go forward on your journey with a clean slate.

Dauber took us out.

“Hey, What running club are you guys with?”….something something something…

FNGs: Not this time
Warm Up: 20 SSH, 15 Frankenstein, Next exercise….10 The Windmill (YHC brainfart holding hands over his head on remembering Imperial Walkers), 187 – “I’m laughing because the Q forgot Imperial Walkers”, 10 IMPERIAL WALKERS. Let’s get to it.
The Workout: EC: Well there was a bunch…. Old U-Turn 5: Warbucks, U.T.I, Cupid, Pikachu, Browns to the Superbowl – 3?: Lipstick . 2.5: Aquaman, 2: ShamWow!, Webex, Dahmer, Sparty. I’m pretty sure there were others out there….Let me know who and I’ll update.   Thanks all those picking up the 6 today. I think there was about 10+ PAX who turned near the movie theater and then over and over again – some logging more than 7 miles on the turns…That’s awesome.

Mary: She was left waiting
Announcements: BRR Training runs – Skidmark posted routes and sign-ups in Slack. Crablegs – follow HIM on social media.
T-Claps (Recognition): All those EC’rs out there today. Starbucks lady made a comment: “you guys are all over town today”
Prayer: YHC took us out.

Is there a Big Dipper?

EC: Redenbacher, Lipstick, Nemo, YHC

FNGs: Not today…

Warm Up:

The original plan was to endure the heat and do a simple out and back from R4TJ headquarters to TBD headquarters, see if we could do a fly-by and see some of those PAX out to be DETERMINED.  Slap some hands, some asses, and bring it back to R4TJ HQ for COT.  Then, even before we could start warm-up, I locked eyes with DawgPound and he was giving me those big puppy dawg eyes.  He wanted to run The Little Dipper…  How can I say no!?  There was some backlash in the ranks “Who’s the Q?”  I answered “Well, I am!” and justified that it’s running and I want to make sure that R4TJ is catering to the needs of it’s VIPs (which is anyone that shows up and has a voice – extra VIP status for ‘The DawgPound’ because is has a THE in his name).  Had he requested that we all start doing Merkins for the duration of the workout, I would have said “Dawwwgggg, Please!” but he only suggested a slight detour on our return route and we probably netted a bit more mileage which MADE US STRONGER!!!  But, I digress…

Frankensteins, Daisy Pickers, High Knees, Butt Kickers were our warm-up moves.  The last two were in motion towards the stop sign off the main drag into Ting near the construction.  We began the run from the sign.

The Workout:

A RUN!  It really shouldn’t surprise anyone, R4TJ is listed as a RUNNING AO on our website.  Not listed on our website is that we typically run for something closer to an hour end-to-end at R4TJ.  Lipstick and I will need to call on our resident web heads to fix that.  We’ve been living a lie…

We ran The Little Dipper for THE DawgPound as previously discussed.  It’s named for it’s shape, see this backblast for reference.  187 was fast to ask about the Big Dipper…  We simply don’t have one here in South Wake.  Maybe it’s because Holly Springs isn’t very big? Or perhaps we discovered the Big Dipper but called it the Little Dipper because we were hoping for more from a Dipper?…  Not sure…  Curious… Fascinating… Intriguing….  Dodo Birds?  OH, YEAH!  So we were running and it was really hot and steamy out this morning.  I don’t know about the rest of the PAX but it was a struggle today for YHC.  I managed to get back to HQ clocking in just over 5 miles (even with the slight short-cut down the stairs instead of going all the way to the light at Ting).

It is important to note that we had 2 visitors this morning

– Peeping Tom of Carpex was out.  Still a little bloody and bruised in places but getting out in the gloom from some walking and light running where his injuries would allow.

– Borland from Raleigh was present and accounted for as well.  Glad to have him out and in my corner to maintain order at the AO this morning.  Be glad some of you were counted, nuf said.

Mary:  Big Mary or little Mary?  Do not tell Big Mary, I called her Big…  It never goes well…

Announcements:

-Sasquatch CSAUP 7/27 – Hit up Owais for details, check your Social Media accounts

-Still needs for this weekend to support Meg’s Smile – check with Sliderule

T-Claps (Recognition):

-Midget for helping bring everyone together this morning (through the power of his High School self) but also every other day of the week.  He is always our spirited mascot/ambassador, EHing guys on the runs through town at many of our AOs and keeping the rest of the nation aware of what we are doing here in South Wake.

-Sliderule is killing the target for Meg’s Smile charity this month with everyone’s help of course 🙂

Prayer:

-Crablegs – Great work out there on behalf of ALS, hope you are enjoying your travels and stay safe.

-Double D – Your family is in our prayers following your father’s passing.

-Our BRR 6-man, stay well men and God speed.  Take care of yourselves and each other as you continue your training.

-Emeril’s Dad – recovering from surgery

-Friend of YHCs son Corbin, still in a coma after a dry drowning event.  He did come off of the ventilator and is breathing on his own.

Bullseye’s B-Day Party!

QIC: Bullseye

FNGs: Tony the Teacher, Pistorius
Warm Up:
The Workout: EC: Dahmer, Warbucks, Aquaman, Pikachu; Distances between 3-14 miles were had. The 6 was picked up!
Mary:
Announcements: Happy Birthday Bullseye!
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Aquaman took PAX out.

Life Lesson Naked Mole Skin

Sprung out of bed and was ready roll, and no better way than have the opportunity to have your teenager run into the workout. Would never imagine doing that in the past. So thank you to this amazing group of guys-#goobers/ #fritter
Yellow card and I had discussed the game plan for the workout. Had a friend drop a cooler- full of drinks ( water/ Gatorade) so yhc can take to workout but we were planning on running 3.6 miles from home front to PT, so that did not happen 🤪. Texted emeril to grab/ bring some water and of course he stopped and got some cheap ass water. Thank you
Parking lot was full and we rolled in right at 0523, rest of the 10 guys were just coming back from the EC run.  Thx, grabbed 2 tires and rolled them just like he use to back in the day, as a toy, all he could afford while in 3rd world country.
Set the stage/ tires- dawg # brought the rope( thank you). Dawg was very excited about carrying tires and ropes etc but he had no idea his perfect workout may not happen ..

Fartsackers: dumbo/ wacka wacka/ wallaby- pablo knew it would be a hard workout so he sent his M on a work trip – (great excuse).

EC: Dawgpound, Buford, Cowboy, Emeril, BB-8, Brony, Blue Hen, Banana Seat, Peak Weak, LED, H1N1

FNGs: BB-8
Warm Up:

It is 0530- disclaimer was done and we ran to storage unit and did the following warmup exersice.
Sshx15, smurf jacksx15, sir fazio x 15(backward/ forward), imperial walker/ hillbillies x 15.
The Workout:

We lined up went for a ‘burpee mile’ waited for the 6th ofcourse through the hood that we never visit and behind aviator etc. we never know, we may pick a guy up. We also did burpees in honor of Bernie, in front of aviator bar (that fun night after the ruck). Emeril announced that we were 20 mnts in and we did the count off, stove pipe thought 10 count.. but no No no, no 10 count, this is not a (DD) workout, so we did 5 burpees to punish our selves. We also did 5 burpees since dumbo fartsacked and 5 in honor of my good friend puddles.
Break off in group of 5, one guy pulled the tire/ carry the tire and flipped the tire, while rest of the group did Ab exersices.
We still had 15 mnts, run to the tennis courts, of course dawg was salty but not as salty as he was at whiplash, since he did not get his fix of tire flipping-

Tennis courts-
Bear crawl-
Duck walk-
Balls 2 walls 5 count (entire pax line)
Frog jump
Crab walks
Balls 2 walls 5 count ( entire pax line)
People’s chair – hands up ( 5 count)
Next- plank square x 2- you had to be there

Mary:

Low slow flutter/ ww2/ quick feet n honor of you know who-

Announcements:

5 year next Thursday 4 dead bolt

Sasquatch.  Midget is Qing so somewhat organized somewhat not.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

Emeril’s Papi
Chips neighbor’s son was in a car wreck
Crablegs as he continues his trip
Michelle and also help Duane and hope doctors can help them during this time

Message:

Naked mole skin-

Bet you guys didn’t know you got a midget lesson this morning. Life lesson-
You have a plan- You think things are set ( tires/ rope/ all the good stuff you asked for) and than someone takes you down a road where you have to do things that you hate( burpees)or do not like but you have to because you are dealt with those cards and you thought you had everything lined up. But guess what you are with a group of guys that every .10/ mile waiting on you cheering you on, looking out for you.. you take a longer road but you are a little bit stronger- storm of life has passed and day light has come, now go enjoy the tires..
For you dawg 😄

Always honor n fun to be with you guys
#keep pushing the boulder
Aye-
M4L

Peeling the layers of the onion

Skidmark was scared so he did the right thing by not posting in the gloom- Midget has been at this f-3 thing for almost 4 yrs now and 1st time been consistent with exercise. Thanks for this great group of guys that keep me motivated, engaged and accountable.

Pax of 20 showed up and Flanagan was looking for an easy Q by Dumbo but was told by UTI that Midget had the Q.
Disclaimer was read.

FNGs: Welcome Tetanus!

EC: M4L, Yellow Card, Emeril, Pikachu, Dawgpound, Cowboy, Pablo and Dumbo (rolled in hot at 0517 due to too much bourbon)

Warm Up: There was none.

The Workout: We took off right on time and carried on where we left on Saturday(Whiplash). Stopped at the first turn off at Ting and divided into groups of 4 for Indian Runs. 9 burpees were performed while PAX got in the 4 man Indian group. The goal today was to get to know the small group and what kind of impact f-3 was making in their everyday life. Each time we stopped, until we came to main event ‘Arctic cooler’, we did 10/10/5 (squats/hand release merkins/ burpees). There were 5 stops along the way.

We lost Dumbo and t-claps to Lipstick for staying with dumbo (too much vacation bourbon).

Main event was a 0.41 loop where 2 guys go in opposite directions and perform patty cake merkins when they meet. We did this until 6:17. Chips / Yellow card/ Banaseat/ Poponski called a few Ab exercises while we waited on the 6th.
Indian run with your group back to the flag-

Mary: 45 low slow flutter/ 10 absolution

Announcements:
Sprint next Saturday –
Sasquatch- clown car- Emeril is doing it 7/28
Meg smiles- need more dudes for 22nd and wear f-3 gear
Bourbon raffle till 20th- why not- so far $200

T-Claps (Recognition): Lipstick for waiting with Dumbo.

Prayer: Pickachu’s wife, Crab Legs, Liquid Force doing better after being stung on Friday

It has been fun ride and thanks for all the help/ ear/ accountability and many laughs over the last few years. This truly is more than A workout.
M4L

Week of the Midge Day 2

EC: Emeril, M4L, Yellow Card, Cowboy, Buford, Dawgpound, Brony, Blue Hen, Flanigan, Moby, Peak Weak

FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Everyone picked up new bricks and ran to the basketball courts to circle up.  All exercises where done with the bricks.   The new bricks are brought to you by Midget 4 Life.

Fazio Arm Circles Forward and Backwards
Hands overhead and did circles  — I don’t know the official name
Simbas
Good Morning
Merkins

The Workout:

Jogged to the track for as folks count off by fours.  Even number went one direction odd numbers went the other.  We ran with our bricks until we meet a fellow pax.  Then we did 10 Partner Merkins.  We repeated this two times.

Next up where trips across the fields
Bear Crawl with the Bricks
Bunny Hop with the Bricks
WheelBarrow with the Bricks
Lunge Walk with One Brick

Next everyone lined up shoulder to shoulder.  The guy at the end of the line did a bear crawl to the front.  Everyone did curls with the Bricks.  Then we shifted down one spot.  Ever other shift we did the exercises with air.  After everyone Bear Crawled we did Crab walks and Wonder Bras

Mary:

Circled up at the Basketball Courts for the following:
Carolina Dry Docks
Hammers
Pickle Pounders

Announcements: Nadda
T-Claps (Recognition):  12 Oaks Representing
Prayer:

Moby’s Sister in Law recovering from surgery
Emeril’s dad recovering

My dog ate my homework… 6/29 U-Turn

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: Reg-U-Lar
The Workout: Well, this is so late 6/29 Credit is due…..I really just wanted to make sure that everyone got credit for their efforts!
Mary: Nope.
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: