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Building Hulk Arms

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17 PAX came out to a brisk and clear 40F morning in the gloom to take partake in my first Q!

Warm Up:

Mosey around the track for a 1 lap warm-up.

Good morning x 10 IC, SSH x 20 IC, Cotton pickers x 10 IC, Fazio Arm Circles (forward and back) x 10 IC, Michael Phelps, IW and HB x 10 IC

The Workout: Bring the PAIN!

Began with 5 slides in a basketball defensive stance followed by one burpee.  Rinse and repeat adding an additional burpee each time until the roundabout was reached.

Mosey’d to the rockpile and each PAX picked out a rock and circled up for some heavy lifting.  Q called an audible and had PAX rotate to the right and workout with another PAX’s selected rock.  Proceeded with the workout – Curls for the girls, overhead triceps, ruh-rohs, and rock merkins (10 with left left hand on rock and switched for 10 more with right hand on rock).

Returned rocks and mosey’d to picnic shelter for some irkins, dirkins, merkins, and dips.  Performed 10 count of each exercise IC.  Some mubble chatter about a 10 count but Q continued on with a rinse and repeat.

Finished out the beat-down with three rounds of Balls to the Walls and Preacher Chairs for 30 seconds each exercise.

Mary:

Around the horn for 10-count exercises: diamond merkins, box cutters, LBCs, low slow flutters, burpees, WWIIs, pickle pounders, reverse LBCs, boat canoes, homer to marge, Freddie Mercuries, burpees OYO, mountain climbers, Carolina wine mixers, X-Men crosses, finished with 3 burpees, 2 merkins, and 5 WWIIs
Announcements:

Prayer: Ausfart, LED’s coworker, PAX looking for job. Families celebrating first Christmas without loved ones.

2nd F provided by Lipsync – coffee and donuts

 

 

GunSlinger

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Warm Up:

Quick lap around the parking lot
Circle Up
Side Straddle Hop
Good Morning
Arm Stretches
Fazio Arm Circles

The Workout:

The was some new workouts so yours truly demonstrated them before we got started.

New Exercises:
Bent Press
GunSlinger
Also talked about Single Arm Snatch Form

30 Kettlebell Swings
5 Bent Press Each Arm
10 Each Arm Seated Kettlebell Shoulder Press
Indian Run around the parking Lot

30 Kettlebell Swings
5 Bent Press Each Arm
10 Each Arm Seated Kettlebell Shoulder Press
John Cusack Around the Parking Lot

5 Single Arm Snatch Each Arm
15 Sumo Squat High Pulls
5 GunSlingers Right Arm
5 GunSlingers Left Arm
5 GunSlingers Right Arm
5 GunSlingers Left Arm
10 Forward/10 Reverse Figure 8s

5 Single Arm Snatch Each Arm
15 Sumo Squat High Pulls
5 GunSlingers Right Arm
5 GunSlingers Left Arm
5 GunSlingers Right Arm
5 GunSlingers Left Arm
10 Forward/10 Reverse Figure 8s

5 Single Arm Snatch Each Arm
15 Sumo Squat High Pulls
5 GunSlingers Right Arm
5 GunSlingers Left Arm
5 GunSlingers Right Arm
5 GunSlingers Left Arm
10 Forward/10 Reverse Figure 8s

10 Shoulder to Shoulder Press
20 Midget Love Handles Each Side

10 Shoulder to Shoulder Press
20 Midget Love Handles Each Side

10 Shoulder to Shoulder Press
20 Midget Love Handles Each Side

Mary:

Yoga Stretches:
Cat/Cow Pose
Pidgin Pose
Runner’s Pose

Announcements:

CSAUP Tomorrow Morning 6 to 10
Christmas Party at Midgets Tomorrow

Prayer:
Peeping Tom’s Grand Mother
Double D Father and Wife
Crablegs
Ausfart

F3 Breakdancing Bust

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13 total PAX posted at Kenny’s Grave. We had 3 that showed a couple mins late so YHC was feeling gracious and PAX did 3 burpees for the penalty. 12 Oaks clown car rolled in to join the KG fun today. Here we go.

Warm up – lap around parking lot with normal agility exercises
Use parking curbs for high knees, 2 passes
Over to tennis courts for some ladders, 3 passes on double ladders

Air squared x25 IC
Shoulder taps x15 IC
Hand release merkins x15
Breakdance R spins, L spins 10 each (this was a bust)
Was hoping at least one HIM would know how to sweep the leg. Had laughs trying.
Slalom x15 IC

Partner up similar size
– Partner carry suicide (free throw line, back, half court, back, far free through line, back, full court, recover) Switch partners
– Ladder wheel barrows with quick hands in boxes. Switch partners (3 rounds variations)

Evolution of man
– Crab walk length of court, exercise at other end, jog back to start: reverse plank jacks x10 IC
– Bear crawl, “” proper merkins x10 IC
– Duck walk, “” monkey humpers x10 IC
– Lunge walk, “” star jumps x20
– Broad jump, “” burpees x10

Mosey back to flag for Mary

Mary
Thor – up to 7 with 1:2 ratio
Pretzels – each side x10 IC
V-holds – 3 rds OYO

Verse
“Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, in everything give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you.”
‭‭I Thessalonians‬ ‭5:16-18‬ ‭
– Simple requests from God. Praying for others should be in our daily routine. We are very blessed in our lifestyles and should rejoice in what we have and not what we don’t have.

Announcements
CSAUP this Sat 6 A.M. Womble, Christmas Party Sat 6-10 M4L crib, WB training, U-turn, Q school Jan 13 @2 Womble, slack…seriously guys, Messi Q, Sliderule debut of yoga at 0515 Womble

Prayers
– DD dad and wife, Ausfahrt recovery, Crab Legs, unspoken

13 PAX
Sliderule, 16-bit, Messi, H1N1, Modify, Norm, Moby, Slots, Natty Ice, Blue Hen, the Dogpound, Buford, Banana Seat

12 Days of Christmas; Respect for 41

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Warm Up: Banana Seat lead us around the tennis courts to the lower area by the concession stands.  Dauber took over and warmed up the PAX with the following exercises:  20 SSH, 10 Flower/Cotton pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Imperial Walkers right into 10 Hillbillies; Left arm and Right arm stretches. It was a nice start to this sub 30 degree clear morning.


The Workout:  PAX of 16 (welcome friendly face Natty Ice) broke into two groups, odds began 10 left up/downs followed by 10 right up/downs on the wall while evens held BTTW on the concession stand wall for a 20 count cadence count; swapped positions and completed the previous exercise.  Rinse and Repeat.   PAX walked to the driveway lining up into two lines.  PAX performed Frankensteins, high knees, open doors, and Karaoke (R/L) to the parking lot.  Each PAX grabbed a medium-sized rock and circled up in the parking lot.  In honor of President George H. W. Bush passing last week, PAX performed a total of 41 reps (10, 10, 10, 11) of the following rock exercises:  Rut-Ros, Curls, Tricep Curls, Squats.  PAX moved one space to the right before executing next exercise.  Once completed, PAX got on their six, knocked out 15 rock presses, 15 skull crushers and 15 Homer to Marge passing the rock to the right again before each exercise.  PAX John Cusack back to the rock pile and met up on the tennis courts. Lots of mumble chatter as Q forgot his left and right and pulled a Lipsync with his rep counts).
Mary: 12 Days of Christmas (F3 Style):  Q passed out 12 index cards to 12 unsuspecting brothers.  Each index card had a number (1-12) and a corresponding exercise.  We missed R-22 for special 5th day.  In the spirit of The Twelve Days of Christmas, F3 gave to me….

1st Day: 1 chill cut plank (turned into a pickle pounder – per Double D)

2nd Day: 2 Plank Jacks

3rd Day:  3 Mountain Climbers

4th Day:  4 Wide Merkins

5th Day:  5 Burpees OYO (missed you R-22)

6th Day: 6 Box-cutters

7th Day:  7 LBCs

8th Day: 8 Freddie Mercury 

9th Day:  9 Merkins

10th Day:  10 Squats

11th Day:  11 WW IIs

12th Day:  12 SSH

PAX and Q were spent.  Dauber asked Double D for a 10-count hold.  PAX knew they were in trouble when Double D went off count a few times.  (Must have been that new math)  It messed up the Q as he tried holding plank which looked more like a yoga move with his a$$ high in the air.  Recovered after a lengthy time.

Announcements:  CSAUP (Sat-Womble), U-Turn still on; Q-School in Jan; F3 Christmas Party (Sat); Mutiny on Mon will have a 2.0 as Q (first time in SW history).  Check out Yoga deal (one month = $29 Groupon at Burn? In Holly Sporing) – unlimited yoga.  And for those early birds, Slide Rule will lead a yoga class for EC on Friday before Cletus…5:15 in pavilion.


Prayer:  PAX circled up and held hands.  Dauber took us out.  PAX looking for employment, PAX having challenges at work; Double D’s Dad medical issues – recent fall, Double D’s wife – back surgery; Ausfart recovery in the hospital from his motorcycle accident (long road ahead)

EC:  2 mile run – Banana Seat, Beater and Dauber

Always an honor leading you men.  
Dauber – Q

Cletus ’55’

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QIC: The Natural – thank you for allowing me to lead a 5-pack this week.

Warm Up/Workout: Mosey to field by the stage; 20 SSH IC, 20 Mountain Climber IC, 10 BB Situps, 5 Burpees = 55; 20 IW/HBillies IC, 20 Cotton Pickers IC, 10 LBC IC, 5 Burpees = 55; 55 Merkins; 20 LLeg Step Up IC, 20 RLeg Step Up IC, 10 Jump Up, 5 Burpees = 55; Mosey to Hunt Center fence for Bank Robber Burpee (jump the fence and do a burpee)/dips/squats 11’s = 55 each of dips (IC)/squats; 3 rounds of Balls to the Wall/Star Jump; Mosey to tennis courts for sideline Burpee suicide

Mary: Mary including Pickle Pounders, Merkins, Low Slow Flutter, Burpees (to get to 55 for the morning), WWII, others….

COT: Prayers for support, strength, healing, and leadership.

Don’t Grab the Crunchy Leaves

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A great turn out in December as Wrightsville training is in full swing. Numerous distance PRs – kudos to Pac-Man, Doc, and Dovetail (who not only distance PR’d but was out picking up the six too). More than a workout.

Warm Up:

SSH x15 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

Mountain Climbers x10 IC

Merkin x10 IC
The Workout:

All the 3 milers got talked into 5, so 5-15 miles. T-claps to 187 & Skidmark for 15 and running us down.
Mary:

Individual stretches
Announcements:

CSAUP next Saturday. Will look for someone to Q U-Turn if there is interest – has to be someone committed to picking up the six during run.
Prayer:

Ausfahrt – recovery from motorcycle accident. Keep your eyes out for ways we can help the family in the coming weeks/months.

Fantastic 2nd F after. Great work men – always a privilege.

Possum Trot ’55’

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QIC: The Natural

PAX: Banana Seat, Pikachu, R22, FedEx, Doc, H1N1, Messi, Fonzi, Farva, Gump, Dauber, LED

Warm Up/Workout: Mosey to the Warehouse lot: 55 SSHops IC; 20 IWalkers IC, 20 Merkins, 15 BB Sit-ups = 55; 20 Mountain Climbers IC, 20 Shoulder Tap IC, 15 WWII = 55; 20 Left Leg Calf Raise, 20 Right Leg Calf Raise, 15 Both Calf Raise = 55; 20 Cotton Picker IC, 20 Other, 15 Burpees = 55; Mosey back to the AO; Merkin, BB Sit-up, Burpees ’11’s’ hill ladders = 55 of each exercise.

Mary: Round the horn with each PAX, 10 repetitions: Burpees, Wide Merkins, Diamond Merkins, Box Cutters, Freddie Mercury, Low Slow Flutter, Plank, SSHops, Heel Taps, whatever Farva’s exercise was, plus 2 more that I forgot… Ended with 55 Squats.

Announcements: CSAUP December 15th.

COT: Prayers and praises.

An Early Christmas Miracle!

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Thanks to all who posted to help set a new attendance record at Purple Cobra!  Special thanks to the few PAX from Raleigh that came down to visit us in the South Wake gloom (Drysdale, Bloodied Elf, and Yoda).  There were even a few Purple Cobra virgins out there and to top it off we welcomed 3 FNGs! (La Fleur, Bob Ross, and Motor Boatin’)

Warm Up:

YHC took a page out of the F3 Houston workouts and started off with 50 IC SSH.  Then we did the following:

Imperial Walkers ICx15

Hillbillies ICx15

Frankenstein Kicks ICx15

The Workout:

Count off by 3’s and then Bataan Death March with 5 Merkins at the end of the line over to the Jiffy Lube guardrail.

 

Partner up to do the following:

Partner 1 – 10x Derkins/Erkins/Dips

Partner 2- Plank Jacks and Squats

Switch, rinse and repeat decreasing by 2 reps each time

 

Mosey to the Goodwill Lot

Wilt Chamberlains

 

Mosey to Dollar Tree Lot

Burpish Getups 10 OYO

 

Mosey to Wells Fargo Lot

The same damn thing again

 

Mosey to the Flag

Wave of Merkins to 10

Mary:

Homer to Marge IC x20

Back Plank

Announcements: CSAUP is 12/15, see Chips post on FB about tickets to Xmas church services

Prayer: Pablo’s mom, unspoken, YHC took us out.

Do British warm ups really help?

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17 PAX got stronger and faster today at U-Turn with Brexit’s 1 year anniversary at F3.
There was some chatter about the ‘Rebel Walk’ warm up implying PAX looked they all $hit themselves… This theme continued into prayer requests as Dauber asked for prayers that he could make it through mile one without having a bowel movement. His running mates were pleased he made it back for 2nd F without doing so. God answers prayers!

Warm Up:
Arse Kickers, Rebel Walk, and Union Jacks.

The Workout:
EC: 187, Hotspot, Bernie, H1N1, Brexit.

A balmy 53f clear morning. The usual 5 Mile U-Turn route, with an abbreviated 3 mile route for a few. 2nd F at Starbucks with lots of chatter about Wrightsville Beach and Pikachu Fartsacking…

Announcements: Nemo Ugly Sweater Party this evening. Bring food for Food Pantry; CSAUP Dec. 15 start/end at Womble, Any Given Sunday at Womble, Sunday at 6am.

Prayer: Pray for Dauber’s Bowel movements during the run along with unspoken requests.

Sticks and Stones

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16 PAX: Overheard during the workout: At STONES, we’re pushing this rock around the whole parking lot? and Wait ’til you get to 30 wonder bras. On INDIAN RUN, I’m confused! At STICKS, Yogurt, you gonna join us on this STICK exercise? And of course, at COT, continued trash talking about Slide Rule and Slack…

EC: 187, Axe, Banana Seat, LED, Warbucks, ChIPs

Warm Up: Mosey to amphitheater

SSH x25, GM x15, triceps stretches 10 sec per side, shoulder stretches 10 sec per side, dips x25

The Workout:

STONES: Mosey to “stone” pile and parking lot

Three laps, arm exercises with counts of 10, 20, 30 at each corners; finish lap with burpees x1, x2, x3

Lap 1: Bear crawl, pushing rock as you go (aka skidmark), arm exercise = 10, 20, 30 curls

Lap 2: Lunge walks with rock, arm exercises = 10, 20, 30 overhead presses

Lap 3: Run/walk with stone overhead, arm exercises = 10, 20, 30 wonder bras

SAND: “Modified Indian run.” Carry 40 lb sand bag as you advance to front of line. I didn’t fully think this on out, so there was lots of confusion. Eventually, I think everyone carried the “baby.” Next time, instead of passing the baby back down the line, the each PAX needs to advance to the front of the line, which pushes the PAX holding the baby to the back of the line. Then, the PAX holding the baby runs to the front. PAX advances one at a time past the baby, PAX with baby runs to front. Rinse and repeat.

STICKS: (firewood logs): Select log from Delilah (Blue Tacoma)

Burpees in “sevens,” carrying stick to top of parking lot, executing burpees, carry back down, execute burpees, rinse and repeat.

Mary: Merkins x20, low slow flutter 20, protractor 45 degrees—hold for 30 count
Announcements: Nemo Ugly Sweater Party Dec. 1, bring food for Food Pantry; CSAUP Dec. 15 start/end at Womble; UTurn, led by Brexit at his 1 year anniversary
Prayer: Crablegs and family, grateful for F3 community and opportunity to lead