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Make Cletus Great Again

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FNGs:Not today

Warm Up:
Nice mosey over to far parking lot. On the way, Lipstick was spotted coming down Stinson so PAX waited patiently in the parking lot for him. While we waited we did 10 SSH followed by an increasing burpee. Lipstick arrived and hid in the bushes just before 5 burpees, so we welcomed him to the party with 5 burpees. Good mornings, windmills, Sir Fazio arm circles, and squats were done.

The Workout:
Mosey to the amphitheater for 1st stop on our tour:
3 sets of 10: box jumps, erkins, dips, derkins,

Indian run to hill behind baseball fields.
Stop #2 was a repeat of a DoubleD beatdown at Possum Trot.
11’s: bear crawl uphill, star jumps at top, crawl bear down, squats at bottom

Indian run around the track to the next parking lot.

PAX lined up for a Guantanamo line across the parking lot.
-Lipstick tried to break Pikachu’s hip. Brexit questioned his return to F3.

Indian run back to tennis courts.

Still a little early for Mary, so PAX circled up for some Howling Monkeys, 2 rounds of 10 counts. Lots of grumbling when YHC called for round 2.

Mary:
PAX lay flat on their backs for a little music time. YHC turned on Flower by Moby. Sally up/Legs up straight at 60 degree, Sally down/Legs down to 6 inches. Keep heels off the floor the entire song. That was a long 3 mins 28 secs.

A little time left, so we did: homer to marge, single leg home to marge, american hammers, and have a nice day.

Announcements:
Wild Turkey birthday
SHP build delayed to 6/12 – https://www.signupgenius.com/go/10c0d49aba823a3f4c61-shpncfuquay14
Spring Classic support on Sat ~8am at Bass Lake Hill
JOCOGA CSAUP sign-up – https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NDNwxH89e7fCSJpJAH67Vwx-sZQb_qFTOL7a0WfjZjw/edit?fbclid=IwAR0k64t97c67KOXBZNcJfXZ1tmaSPR_byxGzTkVVDNImg-QZMJvHjL27omI#gid=0

T-Claps (Recognition):
All the PAX for making Cletus great again.
Brexit and Wild Turkey for making it back out in the gloom.

Prayer:
Brexit’s upcoming surgery

YHC took us out.

Easter Egg Hunting at U-turn

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Warm Up: Quick jog around parking lot.  Circled up for SSH, Good morning, Moroccan Night Clubs, Daisy Pickers, Static Leg Stretches

The Workout:  Pre, pre blast tempted PAX with an Easter egg hunt with lots of prizes.  Secured a wingman (Fanny Pack) to plan out the morning and help with execution.  We met at 0515 and set off with a basket of 75 eggs.  As I drove with my hazards on, Fanny Pack gentle threw eggs out the open window on the grass by the sidewalk (trying to find well lit areas).  But there were more goodies in store.  One of our best runners (Vasoline) is notorious for searching for 4 things during his early morning runs:  sport balls (e.g. tennis, golf, lacrosse), money, tools, and the elusive albino deer.  YHC had 6 special balls and 2 pics of the elusive albino deer.  Would Vasoline or any of the PAX find these beauties?  Time would tell.
Before runners started reverse U-turn standard 5-plus mile route or 3.5 mile route, YHC highlighted the following rules:  only PAX who began U-turn were eligible; based on 19 PAX, three egg minimum (no more than 4); must return eggs to YHC at Mary.  Prizes awarded post COT.

Dauber ran with Mookie, Bobbie Boucher and Forceps.  Headlocks work fellas.  I promised Mookie I would come out to Kung POW if he returned the favor; a man is as good as his word.  Same thing with Forceps:  he HC’d after I committed to Ground pounder.  Always great catching up with Mookie.  He reminded me of a certain t-shirt when I announced I had to divert to the woods.  Thanks for picking up the 6 too Mookie.  We caught up with Bobbie Boucher and Forceps and continued mumble chatter.  With first ones in, we slowly saw additional PAX come into the parking lot.  I think Emeril took a short cut to and came in hot needing to adjust gross weight at Panera’s. Within 15 mins, all PAX were accounted for.


Mary:  The thought was there but then we began collecting the eggs for my M and may have forgot.  PAX grabbed their tickets and were eager for the numbers to be called.  Vasoline was very excited about his discoveries:  two golf balls, a penny, and a tennis ball.  I pleaded ignorance.  Emeril founded a golf ball too.  Fanny Pack found an albino deer.

I pulled out my phone and showed pax my dubious pic of the “Dauber” sport balls.  See pic.

YHC drew the first ticket and called the lucky number:  Winner – Bobbie Boucher.  He then drew the next winner:  Forceps who then drew the final winner, Alpine.  Each Winner chose an envelope.  Gift cards from local merchants in each envelope.  PAX happy.  See pic.

Announcements:  Willow Springs 3rdF today – See Gump; see Slack/FB for more announcements.

T-Claps (Recognition):  All the PAX who shared their extra eggs making sure each PAX had at least three eggs.  Nice.

Prayer:  Forceps’s friend Todd who had a heart attack; Praise for Doc’s kid and her successful surgery; Banana Seat gave us a PSA:  testicular awareness month; Unspoken.
YHC took us out.  Happy Easter to you all.
This was a lot of fun.  Thank you again Fanny Pack for your help this morning.
Honored to lead. -Dauber

The Mario Cart lineup continues…

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Saturday, March 13th

FNGs: welcome Yoshi!

This FNG was another recruit by Emeril.  3 weeks prior Emeril had brought out 2 FNG’s that were named Mario and Luigi because of their moustache’s and also because they knew each other.  Well it just so happened that Mario and Luigi knew the FNG so I had made up my mind during the ME he was going to be Yoshi…one of my favorite Mario Cart characters.  The FNG did the standard introduction in front of the group but I decided to shut it down quickly in case some of the PAX needed to get over to Grounder Pounder.  “Everyone say hello to Yoshi.”

Warm Up:  Michael Phelps arms, 10x Windmills, 10x Daisy Pickers, 10x Imperial Walkers, OYO 25-30 Merkins.

The Workout: U-Turn standard route in reverse, with a 3mi option.  This was the last weekend to earn a Mt Dew branded long sleeve T-shirt

Mary: no time unfortunately

Announcements: Long A$$ Run on Sat. March 27th, Blood Drive on Sat. March 2oth hosted by Holly Springs Rotary Club, Gillette will be a St. Baldrick’s Participant and shaving all that beautiful hair

T-Claps (Recognition): 25 PAX at U-Turn!  Picking up the 6.

Prayer: all the unspoken, those suffering from sickness, mental illness, addiction, loss of a loved one, and those who have lost their way.  Thankful for everything the good Lord provides.  YHC took us out.

Easy stuff

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Sitting in a Chili’s parking lot in Lynchburg, VA listening to Dust on the Bottle by David Lee Murphy typing a backblast. Does it get better.

 

FNGs: None
Warm Up: No thanks, no time
The Workout: Mosey to the player.

Sort of a murph. Broken into 4’s. Do 25 pull-ups, 50 merkins, 75 squats, then run a loop around the soccer field. Repeat 4x

Mary: Destroy the abs. ME was too easy.
Announcements: Banana Seat going for 7 straight days of Q’s
T-Claps (Recognition): see above
Prayer: BS took up out.

Sorry folks…Parks (field) closed!

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YHC was excited to be back in SW for an old school beat down at the happiest place on earth. There was a plan for the happiest place on turf but at 0529 was told field is closed. No worries…there’s a big @$$ parking lot we can use. Sprinkler came in at 0530 with two PAX in the tailgate. Warbucks about broke an ankle just getting out the truck. Our brother Crab Legs upon YHC’s request. It’s always great to see him out skiing the AO’s. No FNG’s so off we went.

Mosey to school lot since field were closed.
Agility around lot
Circle up for warm-a-Rama
Goofballs x15
Irish Potato pickers x10
Imperial Squat Walkers x10
ATM’s (alternating, tempo, standard) x10

Long @$$ 7’s
Morning wood
Double merkin burpees

Indian run to stairs
Bear crawl down then Al Gore
Hop up
Scout run complete lap with 5 diamond merkins
Repeat stairs
Hop down, bear crawl up

Back to lot
Belly sprints x4 (50%, 75, 90, 100)
Exercise after each sprint
– plank jacks, nipplers, groiners

Mary
The Big Sexy
– Homer to Marge
– Rosalita Wip
– Boss Tweeds
– Pickle pounders

No real announcements

Prayers for COVID always, Crab Legs, M4L needs a 3rd job for kids school.

It was awesome getting to hang with my brothers from another mother this morning. Thanks for showing and putting in strong work.

BS Out!

Bearly Curling to 777

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Mid-week YHC noticed that Cletus didn’t have a Q signed up so I took it. Always great to take the shot at Qing a no-nonsense bootcamp that doesn’t require any equipment or mileage minimums. Pretty chilly this morning – weather app said feels like of 11. I think we warmed up everything but our finger tips……

In the pre-blast thread there was some conversation about being light on the legs for the sake of long runs on Saturday – YHC put together something that looked light on the legs to me but the post-CoT chatter showed some disagreement. Oh well, I try.

FNGs:

None today – a shame.
Warm Up:

Mosey down to the end of the parking lot and circle up

SSH x20 IC

Good Morning x10 IC

Sir Fazio x10 fowards/backwards IC

Daisy pickers x10 IC

Goofball x10 IC
The Workout:

Mosey to  the middle parking lot/rock pile. Some grumbling when pax were told to pick up a rock – I promised that we wouldn’t hold onto it for very long.

I dropped one cone ~50ft down the parking lot and the other another 50ft down.

Pax dropped their rock at the starting end and did 7 Chillcut Plank Jacks IC. We then bearly curled (bear crawl pushing the rock out in front of you) to the middle cone where we stoped for 7 Merkins. Curl to the end for 7 squats and then we curled our way back to repeato. YHC challenged pax on the name of this setup and sadly no one knew it – Tripls 7s. We repeated with bearly curling for three total rounds and then ditched the rocks and completed the 7 rounds with a mosey in between.

We then moseyed to the center of the baseball fields for Preacher’s Chair – originally attempted a 10 count IC down the line but that seemed like a bit much so we modified to straight counts. Followed by 30xIC balls to the wall, then 30x IC preacher’s chair, then ascending testicals with 10x merkins flat, 10x at 45 degrees, and then 5x (or hold) handstand merkins at the top.

Mosey back to the flag/tennis court avoiding the ice along the way. We circled up with 6 minutes to go for Mary.
Mary:

Freddy Mercury x30 IC

Side plank – hold or crunches, x10 IC each side

Homer to Marge x10IC, x10IC each single leg – the mumble chatter got a bit intense….

Pickle Pounders x30 IC

LBCs x30 IC
Announcements:

Wear red on Friday – YHC gave a recap for why we do what we do at Wrightsville. 7x red shirts + 1x red toboggan (that’s a hat around here for all you transplants) meant 40 burpees. YHC was accompanied by most pax in attendance for these following CoT.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Everyone who posted in the cold this morning – if you can get through winter the rest of the year will be easy! Great #s all around the region this morning + a solid 2nd F at Panera following the beat downs.
Prayer:

Praises for many pax – Lipstick and his family, Katniss’ co-worker, Crab Legs for his inspiration. YHC took us out.

Bulbasaur, the best starter

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The last of YHC’s Pokemon Q’s was here and the best was saved for last – Bulbasaur, the grass starter. This was also YHC’s favorite starter and warranted what turned out to be the hardest workout.
FNGs:

None today – would have been a good one to flex on but c’est la vie.
Warm Up:

SSH x10 IC

Hip hinge x10 standard and x10 w/each foot forward

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Sir Fazio x10 IC forwards and backwards
The Workout:

Tabata style – 60s on, 15s off

We built up to some complex movements:

Clean

Jerk

Clean & Jerk

Repeat those three three times through

Burpee

Single Arm Swing

Snatch

Burpee Snatch

Repeat those four three times through

Inspired by Dawgpound’s link in 1st F and combined with YHC’s desire to break down complex movements, we then broke down the Turkish Getup.

First 1/3 of the movement (lying prone to arm underneath)

Second 1/3 of the movement (from arm underneath to leg folded underneath)

Third 1/3 of the movement (from leg folded underneath to fully standing)

Full Turkish Getup

We repeated these all two times through and then did the full Turkish Getup for one more set.
Mary:

We were smoked – the Turkish Getups were brutal.

Yoga – downward dog, shoulder needle thread, forward fold, slow roll up
Announcements:

Wear Red on Friday – OurLegsForCrabLegs is back.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Skidmark for pushing us all to be better on OurLegsForCrabLegs and helping us remember why we do what we do.

Laettner, Cupid, Emeril, and Dawgpound for completing the Pokemon challenge. They earned their Poffins (aka muffins) – great work guys!
Prayer:

Our country, our pax to be the leaders and men that they are called to be.

Gettin’ it done at U-turn

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EC: Katniss, Vasoline and Full House for the old U-turn route

FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH, IW, Daisy picker
The Workout: 12 PAX set out on the standard U-turn route, all about the business today and gettin’ it done.  Great work by all picking up the six, group stayed together well this morning.  Mumble chatter all around.  Great to see Banana Seat and Nemo back out!
Announcements: Christmas party, beer ruck
Prayer: 187 and M, ShamWow and M, guidance at work

Damn it feels good to be back at Cletus!

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16 long months have went by since YHC last led the PAX at Cletus. 5 HIM posted on this brisk morning for a tour of the grounds. YHC got in a two mile solo EC while seeing a few PAX out getting their run on. 0530 came and we got down to business.

Warm up down to lower lot (agility otw)
Red Bull smurf jacks x10 IC
Squatted Morracan night club x10 IC
Up/downs x10
Diamond merkins (on my down and up) 10
Frankenstein’s x10 IC

General Dan’s increasing merkins 1 to 10 in parking lot

Mosey to amp for box jumps, one leg dips, BTTW shoulder taps – 3 rds x15 each

Indian run to lat pull bars
Lat pulls and Bobby Hurley’s 3 rds x10 each

Indian run to walkway btwn fields
Broadjump burpees down
Hallelujah wall sits at booth x50IC

Scout run long way back with 2 Turkish get ups after 5 sec run out, then to tennis court

Chilly plank railroad along the fence
Bear crawl-a-cides 5 lines
Reg suicides

Mary
LBC’s x20
Pretzels x20 each side

Prayers for Florence job, those fighting cancer, COVID victims

It was a pleasure men.

BS Out!

Q less

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Warm Up: SSH, good mornings, wind mills, fazio arm circles back and forward, overhead claps, seal claps, 10 merkins.
The Workout: pax’s split into 6 for mutiny and 3 at Red October. While mutiny did a popcorn Q Pots, Gump and I knocked out some upper body exercises with bell

30 curls, 15 each side lawn mower pulls, 30 rows, 15 each side press, 30 squats, 10 normal 10 diamond and 10 wide merkins, 30 triceps, 30 press.  Exercises were repeated at 20 per exercise.
Mary:the pax’s met up for Mary and each chose exercise as we went around circle. 20 LSF, 10 each side v ups, homer to marge, 5 burpees, heal taps, 10 x and o’s, 10 ex icon homer to marge 6in to 90 degree leg raises
Announcements: dec 5 breach is working on a rucking  surprise. Dec 12th frosty csaup. Mamas house still needs door to feed families for thanksgiving. Can donate cash on line as well
T-Claps (Recognition): Banana seat for taking the Q while in town for a day
Prayer: Frams co worker, safe travels, families and marriages during this time, 187 wife. Be thankful for what we have and don’t take for granted.