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Hilly Springs Ride

FNGs: None
Warm Up:  Did it before we arrived.
The Workout:  10 mile loop through Holly Springs.
Mary:  None – unless you stayed for Thunder
Announcements:  mulch
T-Claps (Recognition):  these 4 amigos, especially Doc with his back injury.
Prayer:  Doc – back injury.

 

Ultimate at Thunder – 29Jul20

FNGs: Welcome FNG Norbert! Snap’s 2.0 – played a great game and is a D&D fan to boot!
Warm Up: Mosey to the pit. SSH x10 IC, Daisy Pickers x10 IC
The Workout: Ultimate frisbee. First 15 minutes 3x merkins for each drop, second 15 3x squats, third 15 no exercises.
Mary: Not today
Announcements: Mulch sign up

Hit the skids

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH, Sir Fozie arm circles (10 forward / 10 back) Windmills, single leg dead lift.

The Workout: 4 cones spaced 75 feet apart in a square. cone 1 > PAX choice, Cone 2  > Abs, Cone 3 > Biceps/Triceps, Cone 4 > Chest and back. Group split into teams of 2 and a group of 1.  Each Cone had an additional 44lbs tractor weight. Once the timer started tractor weights could not touch the ground, penalty for dropping was 5 burpees per drop.  A skid was placed at Cone 1 and pushed/pulled to the next cone with the tractor weight. Partner helped without picking up the skid. Once the skid hit cone two the 2nd tractor weight was added and the next group pushed/pulled the skid. This rotation continued around all four cones.  The next pass around the cones we dropped off one weight and continued the rotation. The HIM’s owed 50 burpees at the start of the workout and each pass of the skid deducted the overall burpee count for the 30 min ME.  As the team got the jest of the activity it became very clear that we have conceptual thoughts about how the theories of E=M2 works in physics, but we were very challenged in practical application of the theory.  POTS worked the skid and weight with out a buddy to help and we lost one tractor weight early. 55 burpees before we made one pass and another drop put us at 60.  We got better as the time passed, but a PAX that shall not be named (POTS) maybe dropped two weights accidentally on his mosey to the next cone.  At the end of the 30 min we owed 10 burpees from an apex of 60.

Mary:  Korean Wars (20 count) Ball Diamonds (20 count) Side Raises / Oblique V-ups 10 each then switch sides.

Announcements:  Mulch..Mulch…Mulch.
T-Claps (Recognition):  Thanks Sprinkler for bringing the coupons.
Prayer: Families trying to figure out school and working parents, First responders, People in isolation. Unspoken

Vicious Virgins

FNGs: None in sight
Warm Up: Not at this workout
The Workout: We showed up.  This happened:


Mary: Nowhere to be found
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition): Everyone that posted at this new seasonal AO
Prayer: Ended with COB (circle of bikes)

“Wow, these really are gold!”

It was a search for treasure.

Gold, specifically.

Sorry for the late BB post here, YHC had a whirlwind of a time since the AO, and only now getting back in front of the computer after a trip to Beech Mountain and a day of downhill mountain biking.

Warm Up:

Shredder, Mr. Terrific, and Fumunga for EC.

Side straddle hops, Moroccan night clubs, Frankensteins, and trunk twists, then mosey to the first stop.

The Workout:

Workout consisted of five stations (we only completed 4 before time), each station holding hidden treasure in the form of a small stack of gold playing cards. One man was chosen (or volunteered) to hunt, while everyone else held a squat. Once the treasure was found, the 5-6 cards dictated the exercises thusly:

♦ – 3 reps, ♠ – 6 reps, ♣ – 9 reps, ♥ – 12 reps

  • Ace: One-arm merkins
  • 2: Thighmaster – hold lunge position, pulse up and down in cadence. Suit count for each leg
  • 3: Travoltas – side plank, other arm points up, then shoots through arm
  • 4: Freddy Mercury
  • 5: Failure to Launch – squat hold for 10-count, then explode upward, land in a squat
  • 6: Shrimp-on-the-Bar-B – plank position, crunch arm and opposite leg
  • 7: Sterkin – step up each leg, then erkin. That’s 1 rep
  • 9: Not Quite Lay-Z-Boys – on your six, arms and legs up, extend and lean back as much as possible until you roll back or touch the ground. That’s 1 rep.
  • 10: Twinkle Toes – squat hold with calf raises, in cadence
  • Jack: J-Los – Elbow plank hold, hips rotate side to side to kiss the ground
  • King: King of Hearts – karaoke suicides

Combatives:

Sitting kick defense – front kick (remember to thrust hips forward!), twist kick (hips shift out L, R leg kicks to the outside, then switch legs), side fall turn kicks

Announcements:

Mulch signups

Prayer:

Mr. Terrific’s wife’s roommate tested positive for COVID; general continued health for the PAX

Kettlebells around the Oval

FNGs: none
Warm Up:  joined 16 bit for a warmup run and warmup exercises with 16/24 reps.  SSH, Windmills, burpees, squat seal claps, Daisy pickers to name a few.
The Workout:  Gump and YHC grabbed our kettlebells (including a brand new 25 LB) and headed over to the track.  While enduring one lap, we each took turns calling out a kettlebell exercise and then John Cusacked a few yards to perform the next exercise.  Reps varied between 10-15.  The following k-bell exercises were executed in the 80 degree dripping sweat, hot, friggin humid weather:  goblet squats, swings, o/h press, lawn mower pulls, figure 8, halos, thrusters, from the bench – more lawn mowers, Tricep extensions, curls for the girls, lunges.  Got on our six for chest presses, nipplers, lo-slo flutter, o/h press (seated)…ran out of time as we saw Mutiny PAX head for the wall of the snack house.  People’s chair (WWIIs also).
Mary:  16 bit finished strong with burpees, American hammers, low slo flutter, LBCs
Announcements:  mulch days at Bass Lake.  New AO – first ever Bike (mountain).  We have had a nice turnout before Thunder on Wednesdays over the last couple of months.  Going legit after talking to Pikachu.  Site Q will be a mixture of LipSync, Gump and Dauber.  Stay-tuned for more details.  Meet at tennis courts at 5:45 PM.
T-Claps (Recognition):  PAX who rucked to Mama’s house with 300 pounds of food yesterday.
Prayer:  all those impacted by COVID; LED’s uncle; UNSPOKEN.  16 Bit took us out.

 

Gump – thank you brother for raising each other up on the oval.  Some workouts are better than others.  We pushed through it and we are better because of it.

6 Year Anniversary Gala at Cletus

Wow – 6 years.  When I first gave into the 18 month long headlock by Gnard Dogg from Raleigh – I remember telling my M that “maybe this will be good – I can catch a Friday workout a few times a month to change up things for me at the Y (Sad Clown).  Little did I know that 6 years later, I would have accomplished the following:

  • Probably 1,000 posts
  • 7 half marathons completed
  • 2 Blue Ridge Relays
  • Maybe 3,000 miles of running
  • 10+ CSAUPs
  • 100+ Q-ed workouts
  • Hundreds of Clown Car rides
  • Stronger Marriage and relations with my kids
  • Major advances in my career / leadership (I accredit some of this to F3)
  • Countless memories with hundreds of new friends

WOW

Rolling into the parking lot at Cletus, Mookie and I got a little concerned.  On the way over in the clown car, we discussed what we would do if we had more than 25 Pax.  I did not want too many in our group(s) given Covid.  I quickly discussed what I had planned to Mookie as we drove over.  I remember him looking at me like “Are you crazy?”

As it became obvious that the Pax count would be near 40 – we decided to go with the Audible and split the pax.  I am very glad we did.  T-Claps to Mookie for the co-Q

FNGs:  None – Shovel flag planted at 5:29
Warm Up: Got things started with a mosie down to the field near the small pavillion.  The one we always warm up in when the crowds are big

  • Hand Release Burpees x 5 (OYO)
  • Good Morning x 10 (IC)
  • SSH x 20 (IC)
  • Moroccan Night Clubs x 20 (IC)  – note:  no one of Moroccan decent was offended with this reference
  • Mountain Climbers x 20 (IC)
  • Hell – it’s time to go

The Workout:

Pax of 38 was split into roughly half.  Mookie too one to the lower field and YHC kept the other half up top at the Soccer field.  It went down like this

Thing 1:  The Elle McPhereson

The Split pax on the soccer field would split again into two groups.  Groups would perform exercises on duct taped sheets in two (2) of the four corners (diagonal from each other).  Group 1 would sprint 50% around the track while Group 2 did the exercises.  Group 2 does AMRAP until all of Group 1 makes it to the opposite corner.  Group 1 would signal with a “yell” for Group 2 to stop the reps and run the same direction (clockwise around the field to them).  This was repeated for 20 minutes while the other Pax was down on the field.  Basically we were looping the 1/2 miles around the soccer field.

Group 1 (Arms and Chest)

  • Burpees
  • Wide Grip Merkins
  • Carolina Dry Docks
  • Diamond Merkins

Group 2 (Legs and Abs)

  • Jump Squats
  • WW1
  • Star Jumps
  • Mountain Climbers

Thing 2:  “The Michigan”

This workout was from the original scrolls of Southwake.  It was named by a Ohio State fan.  “Because it sux”.  The pax gathered on the end line of the soccer/football field.  All we did was sprints and Jack Webbs.  It went like this

  • Ten – 100-yard dashes +  2 Hand Release Jack Webbs (2 hand release merkins and 8 halleluiahs) 
  • Eight – 80 yard dashes + 4 Hand Release Jack Webbs
  • Six – 60 yard dashes + 6 Hand Release Jack Webbs
  • Four – 40 yard dashes + 8 Hand Release Jack Webbs
  • Two – 20 yard dashes + 10 Hand Release Jack Webbs

That went on for 20 minutes – it was a smoker

The 2 groups converged on the North Tennis Courts for Mary and COT

Mary:

  • Low Slow Flutter
  • LBC Ladder (IC)
    • 5
    • 10
    • 15
    • 20
    • 10
    • 5
  • Have a nice day

Announcements:

  • Mulch
  • Q Swap in August

T-Claps (Recognition):

  • Gump for 5 years of F3!
  • YCH for 6 years
  • Kid Cracker for the Kotters – welcome back brother!

Prayer:

  • Unspoken
  • 1st responders
  • Brony’s friend with Cancer

YHC took us out in prayer

Photos, 2nd F and Busch Latte

I love you all

DB Out!

Ultimate at Thunder – 15Jul20

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: Mosey to the pit. SSH x10 IC, Daisy Pickers x10 IC
The Workout: Ultimate frisbee. First 15 minutes 3x merkins for each drop, second 15 3x squats, third 15 no exercises.
Mary: Not today
Announcements: Mulch sign up
Prayer: Rams’ family

Stack’ems and Slides…upside down

9 PAX and a glowing dog showed for Mutiny. The 4 A.M. storm left the weather feeling nice for about 10 mins. No Red October today so all the PAX got BS. Thoughts of going back home were expressed but the pax held strong. Missing a lot of the regulars today. Here is what we did.

Warm Up:
Lap around track
Air squared x20 IC
Mtn Climbers x20 IC
Good mornings x10 IC
Willy Mays Hayes x10 IC
Then out to main road

The Workout:
Indian run down to gas station
Stack’ems up the hill
1 – 5 burpees
2 – 10 squat jumps
3 – 15 merkins
4 – 20 alternating lunges
5 – 25 plank jacks
Run to top, do #1. Run back down, do #1.
Run to top, do #2. Run back down, do 1 and 2.
Etc…
Indian run back

Tennis court
BTTW shuffle with shoulder taps
– shuffle to right, 5 taps each side, shuffle left, 5 taps
– Fence sit hallelujahs x10
– Rinse and repeat

Mary:
Freddy Mercury arms crossed x15 IC
Side raises x10 each
American Hammer x15 IC
Pretzel x10 IC each
Superman x10 on Q up/down

Announcements:
FV Ruck event coming this Fall
SW swap week in the works

T-Claps (Recognition):
Fram with EC

Prayer: Clays family
Gamecocks niece out of nicu
Norms unit has covid guy on life support

Strong work today men! Appreciate the lead.

BS Out

Sheepdog 7/10/21

EC: Mr. Terrific & Shredder 
FNGs
: none
Warm Up:  Moseyed to the front, SSH, Sir Fazio Arm Circles F&B, Michael Phelps, HBs & IWa, Squats, Wing Chung punching in cadence x 50. We then practice the Wing Chung shove.
The Workout: Pax lined up on the curb for traveling quick feet. When we got to an island we dropped to traveling planks. At The end of the parking lot we did 10 merkins. Then front kicks to the other side. Traveling quick feet and planes all the way to the other end of the parking lot. Then lunges back across the parking lot with a focus on posture. Inside Crescent kids back across the parking lot. Then traveling quick feet and planks back across. 10 merkins at the end followed by front kicks. Traveled one more time back to the starting point where we finished with three sets of dips and erkins.
Mary: LBCs, shoulder taps, LSF, crab cakes, have a nice day.
Announcements: Bass Lake mulch, Forceps’s move, 10 yr convergence
T-Claps: Dovetail for riding up on his bike.
Prayer
: Mr. Terrific took us out. Pax, our country, our sanity.