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1 Year for Purple Cobra as a Site

This morning 14 Pax gathered for some new and some legacy Purple Cobra site exercises.  YHC started this site 1 year ago on 9/25/2018 and for the next 5 months or so led multiple beatdowns.  Some of these were revisited today for the 1 year site special.  Thanks to all who attended!

FNGs: None
Warm Up: The usual warm up lap out and through the Cobra Sunrise Strava Segment and then back down into the parking lot near the apparently new flag location near Warbuck’s truck.

Circle up for:
Good Mornings ICx10 (done South Wake Style, YHC’s misses this way of doing it)
Hillbillies ICx20
The Windmill ICx15
Merkins OMDx20

The Workout:
We formed 1 long line for Railroad Track Indian Runs: The twisted sister of the Indian Run. Pax start in single file line. First pax drops to low plank, second pax jumps over first pax runs 5 yards and gets in low plank. Third pax jumps over both pax runs 5 yards and gets in low plank. After all pax have gone, the first pax jumps over all the pax and returns to low plank. This is continued until the destination is reached. The name derived from the pax looking like Railroad ties as you continuously hop over one another.
There was various mubble chatter about how long we would do said movement.  We did it all the way to the hill near Planet Fitness.

At the bottom of the hill we did 7’s starting with 6 WWIIs at the top and 1 Peeping Lipstick at the bottom.  This is still technically not a Turkish Gettups (most PAX’s favorite)

Mosey over to the guardrail behind Jiffy Lube and partner up.  Partner 1 did Mountain Climbers until Partner 2 finished 10 OYO of D, E, and D.  Flapjack and then repeato minus 2 each set.

Mosey over to the loading dock behind the dry cleaners.  Parter 1 did Pickle Pounders ICX20 while Partner 2 did BTTW.  Flapjack and then Partner 1 did LBCs ICx20 while Partner 2 did People’s Chair.

Form 2 Indian Run lines for a Bataan Death March back to the old flag spot.

We then circled up.  YHC pulled out his Bose Speaker to play some Tumbthumping.  Every chorus we did what resembled a Turkish Gettup with SSH done during the verses.

Mary:
American Hammers, Homer to Marge, Pamela Anderson’s
Announcements: Picnic thingy 10/12, Grow Ruck
T-Claps (Recognition): EC by Warbucks, Axe, and 187
Prayer: Unspoken
YHC took us out.

It’s truly been an honor to lead and workout with you fine men over the past nearly year and a half.  As I relocate again, this time to Raleigh, I will always think back to my roots and all the awesome memories made down in South Wake!  SYITG!

PT OUT!

Always Tape Your Nipples…#Meateater

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH x20, High Knees, Wide Knees, High Knees, Butt Kickers, Daisy Pickers x10, Frankenstein x10, Stretching
The Workout: The U-Turn. Nothing Fancy, well, except for some conversation into mile 2. Bits and pieces were picked up by YHC from the PAX just ahead but what I picked up was that @Aquaman is a Meat eater… I’ll leave that right there.  Little did we know that @Redenbacher was having a DNA retention issue. The pictures explain it all, but maybe @Aquaman smelled blood in the air??

Reminder: Always tape your nips.

Mary:
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX, YHC noted that for the first time in awhile that most of the pack was pacing together. It was awesome to watch and so many 6 pick-ups and guys just staying together. Well done. Great morning!
Prayer: Bernie, His M and Family. All those running BFC that day (@BoyGeorge), Shredder and his family

9 – 19 – 19

The Q rolled into the lot with a few minutes to spare and a crowd  of 9 ready to  get after 9 – 19- 19 at TigerBlood.  Great to see some old (Da Business- RESPECT) and new faces at this AO. It  appeared that Pablo tackled EC solo.

FNGs:NA

Warm Up:

Mosey to the back of the school with some butt kickers and karaokes along the way.

Circle up for..

Good morning X 10 IC

CP X 10 IC

Windmill X 10 IC

SSH X 20 IC

FAC X 20 IC

Daniel Son X 20 on Ah kicks

The Workout:

The PAX made their way over to the soccer field behind the elementary school for some 9 – 19 – 9.  The PAX started at one side of the field and did the below exercises and sprinted to the other side for the next set.  This was repeated for 9 sets of exercises and sprints.  Still pool season so the PAXX worked on getting buffed, bronzed, and B*itch*n.

  1. 19 – Merkins – sprint across the field
  2. 19 – low slow flutter – sprint across the field
  3. 19 – wide grip merins – sprint across the field
  4. 19 – freddie mercury – sprint across the field
  5. 19 – one arm extended merkins – sprint across the field
  6. 19 – WWII – sprint across the field
  7. 19 – hand release merkins – sprint across  the field
  8. 19 – plank jacks – sprint across the field
  9. 19 – fake partner air clap merkins

 

Next up the PAX made their way over to the long parking lot and partnered up.  Partner one, in a wheelbarrow, made their way down the parking line and on the curb. Once in the middle of curb did 5 merkins in the wheelbarrow and continued down the curb and back out the other parking line.  The partners switched until each partner had covered 5 parking lot curbs and 10 parking lines.

Quickly the PAX went over to the bloody, uneven wall next to the parking lot.  One partner did BTW while the other group of partners did 20 count IC quick feet.  Switch and repeat.  Next One partner did mountain climber BTW while the other group of partners did 20 count curb jumps.  Switch and repeat.  Finally, one partner did mountain climber BTW while the other group of partners did 20 one leg curb jumps.  Switch and repeat.

For the grand finale the PAX,  in an indian run, made their way to the red Tiger/Labrador paw prints leading into the elementary school.  One partner did 10 dips on the benches out front followed by 10 urkins.  The other group of partners did bunny hop jumps on each Tiger/Labrador paw print.  Rinse and repeat twice.

Mary:

Each of the 9 PAX called out an ab exercise that they didn’t want to do and the rest of the PAX did this exercise  while they zig zagged in and out of the PAX in the circle.  Next guy up called out an ab exercise until everyone made their way around the circle.   Boat caonoe’s X 20 IC to finish things up.

Announcements:

Completion of the mulch project at Oakview. 7:30 AM on Saturday.

T-Claps (Recognition): Da Business was able to successfully complete a workout at 50 and  returning from a week in Vegas.  He did mention something was bloody while he was there.

Prayer:

Prayers lifted for Shredder’s father that recently passed.  Continued prayers for CrabLegs.

 

 

 

Mystery Route at R4TJ

EC: Full House, Nemo, Redenbacher, Skidmark, UTI

FNGs: Nope.

Warm Up: Mosey to the top of ramp at Ting. Circle up, 10 x SSH and 10 x Daisy Pickers. We went over the route and headed out.

The Workout: The original plan was to keep the HSHM theme but YHC modified the route and we headed up Main Street and turned left on Holly Springs Road, left into Jones Park and followed the Greenway until we reached Wellspring Drive, took a right on Arctic Ridge Way for a quick out and back, and then proceeded back to Ting (last few miles of HSHM route). The route ended up a little bit short so PAX scattered a little bit at Ting to round off the mileage. Circled back up for CoT.

Mary:  MIA

Announcements:

South Wake annual family picnic is Saturday October 12th from 11am until. Bring your M, bring your 2.0s, and bring some yard games.
Sign up sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wdWIZv-meI2jnoS8Kgl0g5fCiBk9lBbIyXsDGdXTyyc/edit?usp=sharing

T-Claps (Recognition): Master Shake! Great job this week and getting the miles in this morning!

Prayer: Shredder, Crablegs, unspoken

YHC took us out. It was an honor to lead.

Full Body Beatdown

As promised in the pre-blast, YHC led a full body beatdown and there was an FNG. YHC rolled in around 0500 and noticed the construction crew was setup in our usual parking spot, but at 0500 there aren’t a lot of folks at Harris Teeter so a parking spot was found. I was quickly greeted by Axe and Maybelline and 0505 we headed off on an EC run. We returned to find a handful of Pax waiting to get started and 1 FNG that YHC headlocked into coming out. A quick disclaimer and we were off.

EC: Axe, Maybelline, Warbucks

FNGs: Slaughter

Warm Up:
SSH x20
Windmill x10
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 fw / x10 bw
Seal claps x10 IC
Mountain climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Jack webbs: 1:3 up to 10:30. Arms were warm, now for some leg action.

Mosey to Goodwill parking lot and partner up, but we really didn’t need partners. We did Slow 7’s – Monkey humpers at 1st island and star jumps at the other island, lunge walking between. Legs done, now for some more arm work.

I don’t have a name for this one, but it was my creation, so I think it needs one. Staying with partners, partner 1 got into wheelbarrow and took 4 “steps” then did 1 merkin, took 8 “steps” and did 2 merkins. This repeated until each partner got to 40:10, switching as needed.

Mosey to the loading dock wall for a staple at Purple Cobra. Split into 2 groups for:

2 rounds of:
People’s Chair and Donkey Hydrants x20

2 rounds of:
BTTW and Alternating shoulder taps

Mosey to guard rail for a set of irkins, derkins, dips.

Mosey back to start for Mary:

Mary:
American Hammers x20
Low Slow Flutter x20
Box Cutters x10
Boat Canoes x20 IC
LBCs x20

Announcements:
F3 Picnic on Oct 12
ShamWow leading a Hal Higdon œ marathon plan for HSHM. More details to be posted to social channels.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:
Chips family traveling and loss of several Troopers over the past few years in September.
Injured Pax and unspoken

Ice cream was a bad idea…

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Standard warm up loop around town hall, the church and back.
SSH x 20 (ShamWow and Aquaman stopped by for a couple), Windmills x 10, Imperial Walkers / Hill Billies x 10 each, Daisy Pickers x 10
The Workout: Everyone grabbed a rock and met at the amphitheater for the start of a two-sided (of the library) workout.
Side 1:

  • single leg row x 10 each side
  • ground pounders x 10
  • burpee, with rock, with a curl at the end x 10

jog around to…
Side 2:

  • yoga squat (squat, then pivot at knees and back to squat, then stand up) x 10
  • lunge to other side of the parking lot
  • side lunges x 10

We did this for three rounds. On the last leg, YHC found himself… moved to take care of some business while everyone completed their lunges. Returned rocks and mosied back for Mary.
Mary: Plank for 10 count, raise arm for 10 count, repeat for other side. Pickle pounders x 15, Homer to Marge x 15, LBCs x 15, WWIIs x 15, American Hammers x 15
Announcements: F3 South Wake picnic Oct 12th at Harris Lake. Details and signup sheet on Slack.
Prayer: Noah’s Ark’s wife for continued healing. Gilligan for healing after surgery. Those traveling this month. Remembering those that have put their life on the line protecting everyone, some of whom have lost their lives in past months of September (thank you Chips). Praises for health and fitness by way of F3.

Week 1 IPC

EC 187, Fumunga

FNGs:none
Warm Up: SSH, good mornings, fazio arm circles, Dynamic arm stretches

The Workout:week 1 ICP

5 rounds of the following

broad jump 10 yrds

10-burpees, 10 Bonnie Blair’s , 10 Big Boy Situps

broad jump 10 yrds

10-burpees, 10 Bonnie Blair’s , 10 Big Boy Situps

broad jump 10 yrds

10-burpees, 10 Bonnie Blair’s , 10 Big Boy Situps

Bear crawl back to start

Mary:not enough time
Announcements:9/11 stair climb possum trot cancelled next week. Als walk Sept 29th. (Chaching)

Prayer:F3 guys at brr for safe travels and run,

You got Jokes? I got Burpees!

FNGs: Not Today
Warm Up: A few jokes were being thrown out as we huddled before the workout. YHC didn’t take them lightly, so we Mosey off for a quick 0.7 Mile loop.  YHC wasn’t impressed with the effort on the run and called out 34 Burpees OYO to get things started! Circled up for SSH x34, Moroccan Night Clubs x17, hold squat for seal claps x17, right into Monkey Humpers x17. Mosey to back side of HT
The Workout: We continued where we left off yesterday with the shoulder burn and found some wall on the back of HT. People’s Chair until PAX brought it in. BTW hold for 10 seconds, shoulder tap BTW x10, hold BTW for 10 seconds and then shoulder tap BTW x10. We rinsed and repeated! Mosey over by car wash to find some rail. Erkins x17, Derkins x17 Dips x34, Rinse and Repeat. Next we mosey over to the Goodwill lot for some Empty Wheelbarrow Doracides. We got into groups of 3. 2 Pax did Empty Wheelbarrow suicides using 5 parking spots (Think of a crab walk wheelbarrow 🙂 ) While the 3rd pax of the group worked on the Dora 100 Merkins, LBC’s & Squats. Upon completion I told the PAX about YHC and Peeping Tom’s exercise that made the F3 exicon, the Peeping Lipstick. We did 10 Peeping Lipsticks OYO to commemorate the induction into the Exicon (Think Turkish Get up Star Jump)
Mary: Mary was given a nice 9 minutes this morning for some Abys work. We did various excercises from our six and plank position. We ended with American Hammers x17 and my favorite Diamond Merkins x17
Announcements: Picnic October 12, 9/11 Stairclimb 0545
T-Claps (Recognition): All Pax for dealing with YHC the last two days!
Prayer: Crablegs and his family, Noah’s Ark family and wife Michelle, Pacman, Emeril’s Family

Honor to lead the last two days Men! Looking forward to more

Lipstick

Labor Day Convergence 7 of Diamonds

FNGs: Welcome Bunny Hop and Cousin Eddie!
Warm Up: Disclaimer was given. Bootcamp and Frisbee split up.  Convergence crowd mosey down Sugg Farm Rd to big field with Tree.  Flag was planted and we Bear Crawl Burbee to a comfortable spot.  (YHC called out Grizzly as we Bear Crawl and Burpees were performed.  Circle up for: SSH x50, Daisy Pickers x15, FAC x10 Fwd x10 Rev, Overhead Claps x10, Seal Claps x10, Mountain Climber x10, Mountain Goats x10.  Count off and split into 4 groups for accountability.
The Workout: 7 of Diamonds! YHC called out 4 meeting spots in the field that made up the diamond. At each meeting spot we completed the excercise of the round. Round 1 – 7 4×4’s Round 2 – 14 Plank Jacks Round 3 – 21 Diamond Merkins Round 4 –  28 Imperial Walkers Round 5 – 21 Wide Plank Merkins Round 6 – 14 Mountain Climbers with last 4 of each set Mountain Goats Round 7 – 7 Turkish Get Ups
Mary: Circle up around flag for 5 minute plank hold. YHC started off with Bear Crawl Ring of Fire by moving 3 spots to right and swapping out PAX. We continued this for 5 minutes while holding various Plank Positions and Pickle Pounders
Announcements: If you didn’t get enough today, YHC has the Q at Purple Cobra tomorrow. BRR? I believe it’s this week 🙂
T-Claps (Recognition): FNG’s and Sponsors for coming to a 1hr convergence
Prayer: Crab Legs, Noah’s Ark wife Michelle and their Family

Dawg was like a good Margarita… Salty!!!

Emeril has been hanging out with CarPex for too long. Whoever signed him up for a CarPex 9 man team needs to get their butt back out at F3 South Wake and talk to this guy. He never shut up today. Just kept yapping about something. He’s a good man that is influenced too easily by the folks he works out with. He needs to stop working out with CarPex. This has to stop. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!

FNGs: I don’t know why but none showed up today.
EC Yoga: Dawgpound, Emeril, Lucky Charms
EC: Particle Board, Dahmer, 187, ShamWow (I’m guessing on this one)

Warm Up:

We circled up. Didn’t even take a lap. This was a 0.0 running workout. For all of those that want less running today was the day for you.

25 In Cadence Side Straddle Hops
10 Fazio Arm Circles Forward
10 Fazio Arm Circles Backwards
10 Daisy Pickers
10 Good Mornings

Class:

There where five types of Exercises with variations of difficulty.

Pull Series:
Straddle Pull
Standard Pull
Across Body Pull

Push Series:

Assisted waiter Push Press
Single Arm Push Press
Bottoms Up Push Press

Sternum Pull Series:
— Sternum Pull starts lying on your pick and having the bell behind your head. Then bring the bell to your sternum as you sit up.

Sternum Pull
Sternum Pull into a seated Press

Bridge Chest Press Series:
— Lying on your back go into a bridge position for chest presses.
Normal chest press in Bridge position
Alternating Side to Side Chest Press
Alternating Side to Side Chest Press with a Squeeze

Push Up Series:
Kettlebell pushups on your knees
Kettlebell pushups
Plyo Kettlebell pushups

The Workout:

Each pax was supposed to decide which version of the series they wanted to do for the workout.
We did 8 rounds of each exercise. 20 seconds of exercise plus 10 seconds of either Mountain Climbers or Side Straddle Hops
This means we did a total of 40 rounds.  You did all 8 rounds in a row and then moved onto the next exercise.

Mary:

10 In Cadence Hillbillies
10 in Cadence Imperial Walkers
Bat Wing

  • 10 Fazio Arm Circles Forward
  • 10 Fazio Arm Circles Backwards
  • 10 Seal Claps in Cadence
  • 10 Overhead claps in Cadence
  • 10 Ralphies in cadence

10 in Cadence Floor Wipers
10 in Cadence Toe Taps

Announcements:
9/11 Stair Climb at NC State
BRR
Convergence Sugg Farm Monday at 6 AM

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

All Pax for good health
Emeril and his parents selling their house and moving down here
Quiver and job as the company he works for was bought by another company.