Jail Break at the Prison Yard

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All of the usual staff were absent this morning, giving free reign to the prisoners who really had no idea how to run a prison.  Luckily coupons were left for use and YHC showed up a little early to assess the situation and arrange the pain stations.  ECers started rolling in so we got started.

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

The Workout:

There were 5 pain stations set up and one timing station.  The pain stations were

Pain stick – Squats and lunges

Battle Rope

Medicine Ball – Slams

Pain stick – Chest press, shoulder press, curls

Medicine Ball – Balboas

There was a tire with a belt attached to it that served as our timer.  One PAX would strap it on and run from the bushes to the sidewalk and back while the rest of us worked at a station.  When they finished we rotated.

After 4 rounds we took a break and went up to the club house for some people’s chair with seal claps and overhead claps and then BTTW.  We did another round of the people’s chair and then headed back down (Pikachu was not happy we didn’t do BTTW again but I was the Q and I wasn’t.)

Another round of the pain stations was all we had time for.

Mary:

LBC x10 IC

Reverse LBC x10 IC

Knees to the left LBC x10 IC

Knees to the right LBC x10 IC

Homer to Marge x10 IC

Hello Dolly x10 IC

Announcements:

HSPD race on 6/12

Sleep in Heavenly Peace bed build on 6/12

Prayer:

Gump recovering from COVID

Pikachu and his M trying to conceive.

 

I really enjoyed this.  I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to get out here but I plan on coming back to see how the regular crew runs it.

 

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Cackling and Clucking on the Yard

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There are some PAX (POTS) that simply shut down the mumblechatter with burpees. YHC can typically deal with some mumblechatter during the warm ups or even Mary at some point…during the workout…nah. Those that were, according to POTS cackling and clucking (you know who you are) put in some reasonable work on the Yard this morning, so the guest Warden didn’t punish. Apparently, the pain stations equipped with many types of coupons were enough anyways…13 men…a record for Prison Yard…did the crimes and did the time at Hilltop Needmore Prison today.

FNGs: no fresh meat on the Yard today!
Warm Up: After a quick set-up with the help of the inmates, we ran a quick mosey loop followed by SSH x30 IC, Windmills x10 IC, Sir Fazio’s F/R x 12 IC, Frankensteins x10 IC, Standard Merkins x 20.
The Workout: The timer was two men, flipping the large tractor tire up the hill and carrying back to the bottom. Each man flipped up the hill once. During this, the PAX took part in various pain stations including: Kettlebell Swings, Plank Pull Throughs, Steel Mace Warrior Squats, Railroad Iron Bench Press, Pain Stick Squat, Pain Stick Curl, Pain Stick Press, Partner Pain Stick Squat and Press, Tractor Weight Shoulder Shrug, Farmers Carry with the Tractor Weights and Diamond Merkins, 4 cones for a side shuffle Burpee routine. All prisoners got to play with the toys multiple times.
Mary: Put the coupons away, followed by LSF x30 IC and LBC’s x30 IC.
Announcements: May Main Event…only two more days to sign up. Bed build info on Slack. Breach will Q a Travis Mannion workout Thursday at Tiger Blood.
T-Claps (Recognition): Lots of EC this morning…LED, Breach, FRAM, Nemo, Mookie, Deadbolt. Nemo’s first time on the Yard…looked like he’d done time before….good work!
Prayer: Shamwow! injury and hopes he or all injured PAX can get back after it! Motor Boatin’ a prayer of thanks for the accountability. Breach took us out including the moment of silence for our military and first responders on the front lines. Honored to lead this strong group this morning!

The Deck of Suck at Prison Yard

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5 Men braved the yard for a new Tactical Reaction deck of suck

Fram, Double D, Sprinkler, Dirty Pipes, and Warden Breach on the Q.

Warm Up: Started as a typical mosey around the parking lot with some 22 rep counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies and some Windmills. We moseyed back to the start to get the suck started

The Workout: The deck is most certainly stacked against us for this round

The Queen of Diamonds, ahh what a witch she was 400-meter run followed by 25 merkins, 25 Prisoner Squats and 25 LBC’s, we repeated that sequence 2 more times adding 5 reps to each exercise each time.

Time for the 2nd card of fun to be drawn, the 8 of Clubs, might as well been a swift kick in the nuts. 10 burpees, 10 Sumo squats, and 10 Lo-Slo Fludder followed by another run. Repeat this cycle adding 10 reps to each exercise, we are starting to see a very troubling pattern here.

Ahh the 3rd card, maybe, just maybe this one will not suck as bad. WRONG- it’s a burpee ladder, the timer starts at 1 min, you do one burpee then 2 and so each minute until you can no longer add a burpee and complete within the min. We modified this slightly with some mosey to fill the min, repeato for 5 mins to keep things fun and interesting.

The last card- should be interesting and wait for it…fun, right? it’s an Ace, an Ace should be worth something good. It’s more like you had a 2 on the board and now you get an Ace, not really bad, but not really good either. 400m lunges, 400-meter sprint, 100 bear crawl, 100-meter jump squats, and then we ended with a 10 parking spot build a bear.

Mosey back to the start for
Mary: Didn’t feel like we had enough abs in there so we did some modified Homer to Marge from the crab walk position, some penguin heal taps, and finished with some plank rotations.

No one passed out or perished so it was a great day in the Prison Yard

Announcements: Travis Manion WOD at Tiger Blood on 4/29.  JOCO is hosting an Oddsey CSAUP on my 22nd (Dirty Pipes has the details)

Prayer: Pray for Dirty Pipes and his family, his mother-in-law has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, pray for healing and for grace in this troubled time. Prayer for POTS and his wife as she had surgery today, pray for a speedy recovery. Thoughts and prayers for our country in these troubled times and for safe journeys for our Military and First Responders as they continue to serve on the front lines to protect us.

Doing Time at Prison Yard

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FNGs:  None
Warm Up: Short mosey to side of clubhouse.  Good mornings, Daisy pickers, Frankenstein’s, SFAC, demonstration of Absolution exercise, mosey back to start.
The Workout:  Thang 1: Told the PAX the expectation was to focus on technique and full ROM (Range of Motion). All exercises would be on my count and if they needed a rest to stop or modify but don’t sacrifice form or ROM. At the top and bottom of every rep was a silent 3 count hold by YHC. Rd 1: Standard Merkin, Deep Squats, Single leg lunge and Big Boy situps.  Rd 2: Wide Merkin, Standard Squat, Toe Roll Lunge (hold lunge and do a calf raise with back leg) Freddy Mercury form focus. Rd 3: Diamond or Military Merkin (PAX choice) 80/20 Single leg squat, Alternate deep lunge, LBC.

Thang 2: Mosey under Hill-top to Y intersection at the base of hill.  PAX bear crawl to the top as a group and perform 3 Absolutions hold for the six and then mosey down and around path. Rinse and Repeat but add one more rep to absolutions each time.  (3 rounds performed)

Today’s message was don’t sacrifice form, technique or effort to just hit a number. Quality vs quantity was the name of the game.  Do what you can and don’t keep up with the Jones’s.

Mary: One set of full range LBC. LBC, reverse and full.
Announcements:  Bobby B. taking TBD Q, Fram has Q at Possum Trot on Wed.
T-Claps (Recognition): Mookie for getting after it the past two weeks. Pots for a 5 day post last week. DD and Fram got in EC. Shared stories about time.
Prayer: Pots wife for surgery, Bondo telling his boss he is retiring today, Sprinkler healing from ultimate frisbee and unspoken.  YHC took us out.

Called them out. 3/30/21

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Warm Up: Mosey around parking lot.  Corner 1 SSH, Imperial/Hillbillies. Mosey to corner 2 Daisy Pickers, Good mornings, Frankenstein’s, Mosey back to start.
The Workout: Round 1 Stations: Battle Rope, BTTW, Irkins, Curls for the girls, Step-ups, Bear Crawls, Runner (Timer). Rinse and repeat through the stations and timer ran around the building twice. RD 2: Battle Rope, Wall sit, Squats, OH Press, Frisbee Crawls, Step-ups, Runner had two laps. RD 3. Back to round 1 with only one lap from timer.
Mary: Freddy Mercury, Big Boy with hold (top/half/bottom), Home of the March double & single.
Announcements: Easter egg hunt with Mookie Q at Kung pow.
T-Claps (Recognition): The Wescott boys for coming on a sprinkler call out. (Mookie, Roger Roger, Deadbolt) Double D from out on parole.
Prayer:  Fram Brother in divorce, country and community, unspoken.

1 year anniversary of Prison Yard

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EC: Fram & Breach

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short mosey to bottom of parking lot hill to drop off coupons. (I/C) SSH, Daisy Pickers, Good mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies. Shoulder stretch
The Workout: Explained the cycle: 2 PAX at bottom of hill (Battle rope, Pain Stick, Fire hose & Med Ball) 2 PAX at top of hill (2 tires, one sledge hammer and a 40lbs sandbag.) Single PAX on the tire with harness. Single PAX drag tire to bottom of hill, new PAX grab and drag up the hill.  While in station the expectation for each PAX to get in an ab, arm and leg exercise. (I/C of 20)  That fell by that wayside and we just did reps of 20. We did this for 30 min in continuous rotation.
Mary: LBC, Reverse LBC and Full LBC
Announcements: Eat at Jersey Mikes on 3/31 for local veteran’s support. Long Ass Run this saturday, Umbrella thrift store needs help. (see 3rd F post from Gump)
T-Claps (Recognition): Fanny Pack for responding to a call out. Breach for bringing 2nd F coffee and being the AO’s site Q for the past year. AYE!!
Prayer: unspoken and YHC took us out.

Another year on the rock

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7 men showed up for a birthday beatdown from the one and only warden Breach

Sprinkler, POTS, Bobby Boucher, Quiver, Fanny Pack and Gilette

Warm Up:

a short mosey to the lower parking lot for 43 prisoner squats. Continued on our journey around the clubhouse and then circled up for 43 counts of SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, and Hillbillies.

The Workout:

In a 3 station session of pain, all prisoners were given 4 mins 30 seconds to complete the circuit. If not they had to pay the price, which they did as no group was able to finish in the right amount of time.

The stations were:

Station 1

100 Weighted Squats
80 Up and Over jumps (Tire)
60 Rut Rohs (Pain Stick)
40 Freddie Mercury’s
20 Bicep Curls
10 Burpees

Station 2

100 Side Straddle Hops
80 Weighted Lunges
60 Close Grip Chest Press (Weight Plate)
40 Hello Dollys
20 Tricep Extensions
10 Inchworm Burpees

Station 3

100 Mountain Climbers
80 up and over the hurdle
60 Merkins
40 Toe Touch Jacks
20 Dips
10 Broad Jump Burpees

In between set I decided that we needed to get a little more mosey in so we again hit the pavement for some creative laps of fast feet, drizzled in some crap walks an Indian run, and even a jailbreak. All inmates reported back to their cells at 6:15.

Announcements: Quiver is going to be posting some challenges at the downtown train on slack in the next few days.

Prayer: Fanny Packs knew a guy named Bob who got killed by a drunk driver, prayers to his family for healing. Prayers for Quivers’s friend’s nephew who got hit by a car while riding his bike, pray for a quick recovery. Pray that we continue to find ways to make positive impacts on our environments no matter how big or small.

Prison Yard 3/2/21

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4 Pax for an early morning workout at the Yard Double D, Motor Boatin FNG (Shiv) and Warden Breach on the Q

Warm Up: A quick mosey around the clubhouse, then circle up for some 22 count SSH, Imperial Walkers, Daisey Pickers and Windmills

The Workout: 7 Stations of pain. 2 rounds, 2 mins a station then 15 secs rest to move to the next station

Station 1- Sandbag Kettle Bells- Round 1 (Shoulder Shrugs) Round 2 (Famers carry around the parking lot)

Station 2- Kettle Bell- Round 1 (Swings) Round 2 (Alternating 1 arm snatches)

Station 3- Firehose- Round 1 (Squats) Round 2 (Lunges)

Station 4- Battle Rope- Round 1 (2 arm waves) Round 2 (Side Straddle hops with rope)

Station 5- Med Ball- Round 1 (American Hammers) Round 2 (Dying Cockroaches)

Station 6- Weight Plate- Round 1 (Curls) Round 2 (Tricep Extensions)

Station 7- Sandbag- Round 1 (Burpee with a full press) Round 2 (Rut Rohs)

Prayer: Pray for Motor Boattin that his tests this Thurs go well and they don’t have any negative results. Military and First Responders. Go out into the world today and be a positive influence, no matter how big or small.

Prison Yard 2/16/21

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4 Pax took to the yard to get an obstacle course style beat down

Spoonman,  Bondo, 8-bit and the Warden(Breach) on the Q

Warm-Up: a Little mosey around the parking lot, circle up for 22 reps of SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies, Windmills, and Frankensteins

The Workout: 7 stations of suck. 2 mins of work followed by 15 seconds to get to the next station.

Station 1 (Battle Rope) Round 1:  arm waves, round 2: Figure 8

Station 2 (Sandbag) Round 1: Romanian deadlift, round 2: Power cleans

Station 3 (Sand Bags) Round 1:  shoulder shrugs, round 2: Farmers carry

Station 4 (Kettlebell) Round 1:  swings, round 2: Figure 8

Station 5 (Ab Wheel) Round 1: Abs, round 2: Abs

Station 6 (Weight Plate) Round 1:  Curls, round 2: Tricep extensions

Station 7 (Med Ball) Round 1: Squat and Throw, round 2: Overhead Slams

Announcements: Hilltop clean up Feb 20th after the Hilltop Ruck

Bondo closed us out in Prayer

Prison Yard 02/09

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2 Pax took to the yard for a day of beating the deck. Spoonman and Breach on the Q

Warm-Up: Mosey around the area and circled up for some 22 count reps of (Good Mornings, Frankensteins, Side Straddle Hops, and Windmills)

The Workout: The F3 deck of cards made an appearance at the yard. The premise was to beat the deck. We pulled 5 cards and performed the exercises, after the 5 cards we would hit the kettlebells all at 22 count reps (Swings, Curls for the girls, Halo’s, Overhead Tricep raises, Side Bends). Finished off with a sprint around the parking lot.

Announcements: Road clean up on Feb 21st after Hilltop Ruck

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