3 Years & 1 Onesie

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Solid crowd for YHC’s 3 year anniversary – clearly my warnings of no funny business did nothing to deter anyone from showing up.
After some speedy EC with Yogurt YHC donned the infamouse Pikachu onesie to make things really interesting. 0530 was here with no FNGs and we were off (our FNG showed up ~5 minutes into the workout).

EC: Pikachu, Yogurt, Skidmark, Dahmer, Aquaman, Redenbacher

FNGs: Sea Breeze

Warm Up:

Mosey to small tennis court and circle up

3x Burpees OYO
5x Burpees OYO since M4Life’s car clock needs to be fixed
SSH x 53 IC
Breakdancer x10 IC
Good Morning x10 IC
The Workout:

Stay on the tennis courts, partnering up (size matters, speed kinda matters)
Start at fence along long side of court, partner 1 does 10 partner carry fence squats, then wheel barrels the short way across the courts
Partner 2 repeats on the other side
Repeat counting down to 1 dropping by 3 each time. Can’t just do 1 so do 10 on the set of 1.

Mosey across street down hill to the well lit big hill in back
Partner 1 bear crawls to the top, does 10 derkins, crawl bears back down
Partner 2 does crab cakes until they’re back and then switch
Repeat with derkins going down 3 each time (7, 4, 10)

Mosey back across road all the way to pull up bars
Partner 1 does 10 pull ups
Partner 2 holds squat hold or helps partner if need be
Repeat with pull ups going down by 3 to 1….10 if pax can handle all that

Mosey back to tennis courts (big one this time) and line up along side line near fence.
Burpee broad jump across both courts to the other fence. Circle up for mary.
Mary:

LBC x20 IC
Plank hold for 3 minutes of fun:
1 minute of left hand up, left leg up, x10 crunches
1 minute of right hand up, right leg up, x10 crunches
1 minute of chill cut, pickle pounders, big boy pickle pounders
Announcements:

Great overview of Travis Manion Foundation by Breach and Lt. Dan.

New coffee spot for Fridays – Harvest Moon near Bass Lake Draft House/Lowe’s Food

T-Claps (Recognition):

Crab Legs for an inspirational summer
Prayer:

Crab Legs

Noah’s Ark & Michelle

Those impacted by 9/11

 

 

Always an honor and a priviledge men – thanks for making the last 3 years great. Can’t wait to see what the next 3 hold in store!

40’s?

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YHCs first Q at Cletus. Excellent work from 14 PAX for a promised, leg heavy workout.

FNGs: None

EC: Yogurt, Fonzie, LED

Warm Up: Lap around soccer fields, 5 Burpees OYO, SSH x 20 (in cadence), 20 Plank Jacks OYO, Hamstring stretch 10 count x 2, 10 merkins, 20 fazio arm circles forward > backward > forward > backward, 8 burpees OYO

The Workout: Mosey to amphitheater for the workout. Started with 40s. Same concept as 7s and 11s except you count up or down by 5s. Exercises were step-ups and squats. Started with 5 step ups (each leg) at amphitheater, ran to top of hill for 35 squats, continued until 40s were complete.

Then we split into two groups and rotated between peoples chair (10 count by each group member) and AMRAP of dips, irkins, and derkins.

Mary: Mosey back to tennis courts for mary.

5 burpees OYO

LBCs x 20 in cadence

Dying cockroaches x 20 in cadence

10 burpees OYO

Announcements: Convergence on labor day at Sugg Farm. Two workouts, ultimate Frisbee or bootcamp.
T-Claps (Recognition): LED for taking home breathtaker for the week!
Prayer:Abe’s wife’s friend diagnosed with cancer, injured PAX, unspoken

Crazy 8’s Random Reps!

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EC: Full House, 187, Yogurt, Cupid, Axe

PAX: Yogi, Da Buisness, Brony, Full House, Fonzi, FedEx, Moby, Banana Seat, Axe, Oboe, Lipstick, 187, Dahmer, Cupid, 16bit, Yogurt, Katniss

FNGs: None

Yogurt, thanks for the opportunity!  PAX, thanks for a great turn out. Thanks to all of you in F3.  I’ve been with F3 almost 6 months, it has made a significant impact in my life, and I can assure you that many of you have no idea that you have been a part of it.

Some of you have made an impact by just doing what you do ITG, some have made an impact by what you’ve said, some have made an impact by your encouragement, some by your leadership, and some by your fellowship.  It is an honor to stand by your side!

Warm Up:

YHC arrived for his first Q at 5:03.  Debated skipping EC all week before my Q, but decided I needed it, so rationalized that I would EC but throttle back.  Upon arrival, realized there were all “deer” for the EC, great….I’ll be the 6 no problem….A little mumble chatter at the end of EC from YHC to the deer picking up the 6 that “I can’t believe you are running so fast considering the workout to come”.  It was a bluff and I think they knew…Arrived back at the lot to be humbled by how many showed up for my VQ! Beyond expectations, some audibles were required for my planned workout.

Imperial Walkers (aka Hillbillies) X 10

“A little mumble chatter somewhere in here about my cadence and incorrect exercise call out, but silenced immediately by 187.  Silence for the rest of the workout. I had no idea that 187 was so scary. What the heck? Is there something I should know about?  But anyhow thanks 187.

Imperial Walkers (aka Imperial Walkers) X 10

SSH X 20

Daisy Picker X 10

Fazio Arm Circles F/B X 10

The Workout:

2 group Indian Run around Soccer Fields to Play ground.

At the playground, taking one from the F3 playbook, we did Morning Call.  All PAX held Plank and did 5 Merkins as 1 PAX counted 5 Pull-ups. This was repeated until all PAX did 5 pull-ups.  A little confusing with 2 groups but hey I didn’t expect this many PAX.

Next a Mosey to the rock pile, where all PAX selected a rock for some arm work in cadence.  Random facts, No snake or spider bites today, and in cadence = 2X reps.

Curls for the Girls 10+

Overhead Press 10+

Tricep Extensions10+

Squats 10+

Well the adrenaline must have hit my brain at this point because it should have been 3 sets of 8 but my focus on proper counting and cadence (which was all over the place) caused random reps and random exercise completions.  I just went with it…

Next, an Indian Run around the baseball fields back to the lot where we left our rocks.  This Indian run was worse than traffic on 40. Personal note: If you are coming back to the same place you can send the PAX in opposite directions.  Yes, this was taken to heart and applied for the remainder of the workout.

Arriving back at the lot with our rocks, I remembered that 3 sets were the plan.  So again with random counts due to memory and cadence inflection, we did some arm work, 3 sets this time, random reps but I forgot the squats. 

3 Sets:

Curls for the Girls 10+

Overhead Press 10+

Tricep Extensions10+

Realized on the 2nd set that my mistake had worked out just fine.  Arms were burning, a few PAX were dropping rocks, and still had one set to go

Dropped off rocks.  Still time to go…Rinse and repeat the first part, finally something worked out to plan

Indian Run around soccer fields, 1 group CW, 1 group CCW, meet at the playground.

Plank hold and 5 merkins while 1 PAX completed 5 pull-ups until everyone had a turn.  It was somewhere in the middle here that I couldn’t complete my own workout without modifying.

Fun Fact: I may have completed 1 workout since I started F3 without modifying.  Must have been an M4L workout!

Towards the end I panicked as it seemed to much time was left and I asked Banana Seat to take over as my workout was complete along with my contingency plans of rinse and repeat (plus he was the closest to me).  He gave me encouragement that we could eat up the time with some extra ab work during Mary. Yogi ate up a few minutes with some extra pull-ups before we headed to Mary at the tennis courts. Jail Break called for the overachievers on the way to the tennis courts

Mary:

Shoulder Taps X10

Pickle Pounders X15

6” hold 0 degree to 45 degree 10 sec holds: X3

LBC X15

Diamond Merkins X10

Somewhere in here I couldn’t breath or count.  Looked to the PAX to call out exercises and I provided the impeccable cadence counts…

American Hammers X15

???

So all in all, I think it turned out to be a good workout.  My plan for crazy 8’s fell apart but the Strava map still looks something like an “8”.  It was a pleasure to lead you men. 

Announcements:

Beautification Project this Saturday at Middle Creek Elementary School Being coordinated by Foghorn and 187.  Free donuts and coffee! JACO- see facebook

Claps (Recognition):  All PAX for allowing me to lead

Prayer: Noah’s Ark and wife, CrabLegs, Quiver’s spider bite, Injured PAX, YHC took us out

Shaking Off The Rust

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Sorry for the late BB. I blame a little residual rust.
FNGs: none
Warm Up: YHC noticed in particular this morning how dark it is getting at 0530.
Started out with SSH (25)
Daisy Pickers (10)
Fozio Arm Circles (10, 10)
5 Burpees OYO for the late arrival
Hill Billies (10)
The Workout: 12 pax showed up to help YHC shake off the rust after a string of fartsacks.
After warmup, moseyed down to the part of the track in between the woods and the ball fields. 11s with WWIIs at the bottom and pushups at the top.
Continued mosey around the track to the entrance by the flag poles and down to the concession stand (the middle part of the ball fields). Grabbed some wall for balls to the wall / people’s chair. 10 each, 3 rounds.
Moseyed on back out to the entrance again and around the track to the playground. Counted off by 2s. 1s did pull-ups while 2s sprinted to the outdoor stage. Switch. Did this a few times.
Moseyed over to the picnic shelter for urkins/durkins/dips. 10 each. 3 each.
Back to the tennis courts for Mary.
Mary: Popcorn Mary.
Announcements: 9/11 Stair Climb
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: FedEx’s family (loss of dog), Noah’s Arc and M traveling to Mayo Clinic

Don’t Stop Believing

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25 PAX came out for the conclusion of You vs. You. 14 HIM started out with a run to get the juices going. UTI looked like he just got out the pool. YHC was feeling anxious to get this thing going. A quick “push yourself” speech and we were off.

EC:
Yogurt, Go-gurt, UTI, Emeril, Axe, 187, Mookie, Katniss, Messi, Fonzi, LED, H1N1, Lucky Charms, Banana Seat

Warm Up:
Jog down to amphitheater lawn
Smurf Jacks x30
Bat wings x20 IC each
Jump Squats x20
Absolutions x10 on 8 cadence count

The Workout:
Mosey over to the white fences for typewriters
Lower rung x10 then 3 slides
Middle rung x10 then 3 slides
Top rung x10 then 3 slides

Long mosey over to Grigsby side parking lot for 11’s
Pickle Pounders and Bobby Hurley’s all done together
– saw a lot of sporadic bursts of speed out of guys during this one and I liked it

Mosey over to concession stand
BTTW Shoulder taps x10 IC
Preacher’s chair with hallelujah’s x10 IC
Rinse and Repeat

Mosey over to parking lot near rock pile
Wheelbarrow merkin suicides (partner up)
– using the parking spaces for distance, wheelbarrow to the next line, 1 merkin, then reverse wheelbarrow back to start. Go to 2nd line for 2 merkins, reverse back. Continue until the 5th line for 5 merkins then reverse back. Modify with bear crawl instead of merkins. Not sure if anyone successfully did all these without rest.

YHC looked at his Garmin and knew that we would not have time for planned Mary which was “Thunderstruck”. I’m sure everyone was happy though.

Mary:
6 inch hold into hello dollys x15 IC
LSF x15 IC
Windshield Wipers x15 IC
Heels to Heaven x15 IC
American Hammers x20 IC

Announcements:
Aug. 24 @ Middle Creek Elementary voluntary work day, Christmas Party 2nd Saturday in Dec., 911 shirt order and event, Fry Daddy run charity event

T-Claps (Recognition):
Hats off to 187, Messi, H1N1, Emeril, Axe for completing the You vs. You challenge of 5 EC + 5 BS AO’s

Prayer:
Noah’s Ark and family, IR PAX, unspoken

Wow, what a week! If you really want a challenge, try doing something crazy like UvU challenge. Continue to develop fresh ideas to keep the PAX engaged. Don’t stop believing in yourself and know you can push harder in everything you do in life. Now, it’s time for a couple days of fartsacking. SYITG when I return.

BS Out!

What’s the count?

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EC: Cowboy, Cupid, Katniss, GoGurt, Yogurt

FNGs: Chico (from Williamsport PA, home of Little League), brought in by Schlitz, and Falwell (Liberty University graduate), brought in by Banana Seat
Warm Up: SSH x35, arm circles 15xF/15xB, seal claps 15x, overhead claps 15x, tricep stretches, Michael Phelps, pickle pounders 15x
The Workout: I focused on some of the more difficult exercises I’ve done at Cletus. We started by moseying to the double tennis courts, then partnering up for wheelbarrows. Planned to paint the service lines, but when we got there, I realized that would be too short for this PAX. Modified and went all the way to net instead. We had PAX of 18, so if we had pairs at each corner of the two courts, that would cover 16 PAX. So, the extra pair worked in the middle. I paired with FNG Falwell and he really took off on this one! He was moving strong and fast was the wheel. Everyone rinsed and repeated until each PAX had completed four turns as the wheel. I could hear the PAX grunting with effort throughout, including YHC.

Mosey to The Pit. Time for some 11s! This is definitely not an original exercise, but I wanted to get in some running. Here, we ran from sideline to sideline, maybe 80 yards or so. Mountain climbers on near end and star jumps on the far end. Always concerned about losing count, especially on 11s, I did great until we reached 9 on the near side, when I asked Snap, “Where are we? Two?” Duh.

What’s Cletus without a little hill work? Thanks Slide Rule. This time I decided to keep the count simple. Seven Derkins at the top, seven WWIIs at the bottom. Even I could keep up with the count on this one. “If you can’t Q it, don’t do it.” I guess this applies to counting as well. Was planning to start with WWIIs, but Banana Seat had different ideas. I must have reached the limit of 30 seconds of explaining the exercise when he took off up the hill. This man likes to keep moving!

Earlier in the week, I had promised a return to classic Cletus exercises, so time for BTW! PAX found a spot on the brick wall outside the east end of the Hunt Center. Easy count of 10, followed by 10 squats with good form. Form should mimic how you would squat with a barbell on your shoulders–chin up, chest out, butt out. Breach suggested that a good way to do that is by doing prisoner squats, so we did.

Time to mosey to far parking lot, COT, name FNGs, and join Crazy Ivan for their COT and bidding on Breathtaker–new charity for month of August.

Mary: Cupid led some planks with arm raises on each side while I got my phone.

Announcements: FB, Slack
T-Claps (Recognition): Slide Rule for leading July’s Breathtaker fund-raising for Meg’s Smile. About $6,700, which enough for about two “smiles.”
Prayer: Help doctor’s diagnose Noah’s Ark’s wife’s illness. Keep him strong while supporting.

 

Cave Man Workout

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ECECEC: Pikachu (He has a problem)

ECEC: Cupid

EC: 187, Skidmark, Axe, Yogurt, Full House, Go-Gurt

FNGs: I don’t think so

Warm Up: Who needs a warm up? We broke into two indian runs and mosey about half mile over to the far lot by the baseball field for SSH x50. Then we continued down the greenway out of womble to the new Park Ave hood.
The Workout: YHC “Pax meet Park Ave Hill” “Back in the day I could throw a pig skin over that mountain, if coach would have put me in the game I would be soaking it up with my sole mates…but today, I am here with you and we are going to run over that mountain”  Credit: Uncle Rico     Workout: Pax paired up for accountability and we did hill repeats with 10 slow squats at the bottom for recovery. Repeat until YHC tells you not to (we got 7 total).  Pax then made there way back to womble
Mary: Abs? I don’t think so.  Pax did three sets of Suicides on the tennis courts

Total Miles covered 3.7 – Banana Seat and YHC carried some extra weight on their shoulders! Full House enjoy breathtaker!

Announcements: BRR run tomorrow. Sasquatch tomorrow.  Be on the look out for an announcement Sunday from Banana Seat on a you vs you challenge
T-Claps (Recognition): All Pax for putting up with my nonsense.  The Natural for coming out given the crap I got from last years Cletus trip to Sugg Farm for my first Q
Prayer: Go-Gurt’s father Ben, Double D’s family, Co-workers of Full House and UTI dealing with illness.  Abe’s co-worker who took his own life and his family left behind.

Pax if you ever feel alone or like nobody is listening to you, please speak up to your F3 Brothers.  We are here for you and willing to carry each others cross through life.

 

 

Nothing Has Changed in 4 Years…

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22 PAX joined me in my 4 Year Anniversary and 16-Bit’s 1 Year.

FNGs: Welcome Go-Gurt!
Warm Up: 16-Bit warmed us up with smurf jacks, morracan night clubs, leg stretches, arm stretches, and a merkin circuit of 5 standard, 5 w/right leg up, 5 w/left leg up, and then 5 standard again.

The Workout:

–A Little P90X – “Do your best, forget the rest”

  1. Jump shot 15x
  2. Double Airborne Heisman
  3. Run Stance Squats (switch feet-looking forward, touch toe)
  4. Swing Kicks
  5. Twist Combo, tip-toe twist
  6. Leapfrog Squats

Howling Monkeys – We bent over and grabbed our ankles while each PAX did 5 Monkey Humpers

Two Rock Shakur (grab two rocks)

  1. Biceps – In –  15x
  2. Triceps – Bent over curls
  3. Shoulders – Arnolds
  4. Biceps – Front
  5. Triceps – Overhead extensions
  6. Shoulders – Overhead
  7. Biceps – Outer
  8. Triceps – Tricep press on your back 40x
  9. Shoulders – Deltoid extensions – side raises – 15x

Crabjacks 25x

Mary: Around the horn with various exercises.
Announcements: SUP Aug 3 at Jordan Lake, Meg Smiles Charity Auction this weekend
Prayer: Dusty’s brother, DoubleD and his family after his father’s death. John Deer (leg fracture)

It was honor to Q four workouts this week and lead you men. F3 has extremely impacted me personally and professionally. Thank you!

Blood, Sweat, and Tears at Cletus

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FNGs: Welcome “Sea Legs” – OBX’r who moved inland. Scraped knee on BTW today.
Warm Up: Mosey to “Rock” parking lot. SSH x 30, GMs, tricep stretches, arm circles 15/15
The Workout: Part 1. Four corners. Partner up, wheelbarrow to first corner, 5 burpees OYO; wheelbarrow to second corner 5 burpees OYO; wheelbarrow to third corner, 5 burpees OYO; and finally–see a pattern here? wheelbarrow to fourth corner 5  burpees OYO. Da Business says wheelbarrows are his favorite!

Mosey to scoring tower Indian style. PAX plank up in a line. FNG Sea Legs started us off with 5 Merkins, hopped over each PAX to front of line. PAX continued for 3 full rotations.

Part 2. Circle up at scoring tower for Squats/BTW. YHC demonstrated good form for squats: Chin up, chest out, alternate hands touching ground between feet. Squats 15 count. Next, BTW 15 count. YHC shared good form–better balance and easier if your hands are as close to wall as possible. YHC spotted our FNG on these. Nonetheless, FNG scraped knee while coming out of BTW. Dang! Hence, BTW once again draws blood–just like @Slide Rule at Tiger Blood. Finished three rounds of squats/BTW here today, with blood spilled!

Mosey to spectator platform Indian style. This time, Guantanamo until all PAX rotated 3x. PAX was feeling it by now.

Part 3. What’s Cletus without Erkins/Derkins/Dips? Kept this one to only two rounds because the PAX showed signs of fatigue, plus I wanted to have time for a good Mary with Shredder’s standing squat. Mosey back to tennis courts for Mary.

Mary: Da Business launched Mary while I circled back for Bernie and FNG Sea Legs. Homer to Marge, Pickle Pounders, American Hammer, Australian Snow Angels. Popcorn Mary: Shoulder taps, nipplers, mountain climbers, Freddie Mercuries, more.

Finally: Brought back Shredder’s “Embrace the Suck” 2-minute squat hold. YHC demonstrated proper form. Slight squat with knees over feet. Chin up,  chest  out, arms relaxed hanging. Start clock. Pray, think about puppies, puppies on the beach, whatever works for you. PAX was grimacing at 1-minute mark. Hung strong for final minute and final 10-second count down. Ended workout right on time!
Announcements: Check Slack, FB. Breathtaker belongs to Slide Rule, earned through online bid.
T-Claps (Recognition): Bernie for bringing Sea Legs; Sea Legs for finishing solid
Prayers: Crablegs on the road. Check out his posts.

EC: YHC joined Crazy Ivan ECs: Dahmer, Pablo, Dumbo

Go to the hill and make it suck

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FNGs: Angel & Pyle
Warm Up:

Tennis courts, SSH, Imperial Squat Walkers, Fazio+Overhead+Seal Claps

Merkins

Blue Devil’s x10 🙂
The Workout:

Go to the hill, make it suck.

There were irkins, derkins, dips.  We went up, we went down.  Once we went up backwards via crawl bear (this was, in fact, not a great idea.  Props to Yogurt for solo completing that one).  We did WWII, star jumps.

One time, we went across the field via broad jump burpee, came back via bear crawl.

Did a round of Jack Webb’s for fun.

After that, the FNG and rest of the pax were revisiting the wisdom of showing up.

 

So we went to the pavilion and did a Banana Seat throwback…. Bear crawl parade on the picnic benches.  Hands on the ground, feet on the benches, go the length.

Bttw, because I love you Lucky.

 

Quick trip to the playground for 3 rounds of pullups, WWII, merkins.

 

Head to shelter for Emeril’s cool down yoga.
Mary: yoga with Ivan
Announcements:

Need more help with 3rdF this month.  We were asked to man a golf tournament+silent auction.  Still need 3-5 #HIM to step up and fulfill our commitment.  See Slide Rule, Wiggly, or Slack for details.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Pigpen took taker for next week.  Props to Yogurt for making it up that hill!
Prayer:

Warbucks pregnant wife fell and passed out yesterday.  Scary, but seems everyone is ok.  Crab Legs, Shredder.