Merry Go Round at Cletus

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Warm Up: 21 PAX got the blood flowing as they moseyed over to back parking lot just to the side of the baseball fields. Pax circled up for some Sir Fozio arm cirlces 10 count cadence (forward and backwards), Good Mornings,  Imperial Walker’s, and last with Hillbillies (which I messed up on)

The Workout:  PAX gathered around a large circle with various exercise stations.  PAX performed as many repetitions as possible in 90 seconds of each exercise  and recorded the results in front of the station with a piece of caulk.  The goal was to do the most repetitions and record your results for others to beat.   After the 90 seconds,  PAX  ran around counterclockwise and went to the next station for a different exercise.  Exercises included Star Jumps, Flutter Kicks, Jump Rope (Yoda killed it and looked like Rocky), Merkin’s, Burpees, Kettle Bell swings, Weighted  Squats, Weighted Overhead Squats, Curls for the Girls, Prisoner Squats, World War II’s, and a few I probably forgot to mention. Pax moseyed back to the courts.

Mary: Due to time running out, I  got the guys ready for tonight with 30 in cadence Pickle Pounders.
Announcements: First Saturday 2.0 at Womble 9:00am. Burgerfeet recruiting help for hurricane victims rebuild, Breath taker auction.  Honor to lead!
T-Claps (Recognition): EC Yogurt and Banana Seat. Banana Seat outbid Yogurt for breath taker!
Prayer: Moby’s father, Shredder, Crab legs with possible drug trial.

Get the Big Rock!

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Warm Up:Quick lap around the ball fields and then to the large parking lot for some SSHx20, IMWalkx10, HillBx10, Windmillx10, CottonPkx10, Merkinsx10, SumoSqx10, WW2x10.
The Workout: Parnter up.  Worked perfectly with 8 in attendance.  Asked to select a BIG ROCK for the workout.  A 6 exercise Dora(I think that is what’s its called).  Partner 1 did the exercise while Partner 2 ran the length of the parking lot and back.  Each exercise was done to 100 reps.  Each Partner picked up the count where the other left off when returning from the run.  We did 100 reps each of WonderBras, Squats, Tricep extenstions, St Leg deadlifts, Curls for the girls, Bent over rows.  A quick time check said we didn’t have much time for what i had planned but we scurried(not mosey) to the steps below the Center where size does matter with your partner and each partner carried the other on their backs up the long steps, one step at a time.  Meeting at the top for a set of 10 Merkins and then around back down the path to the bottom for Partner 2 to carry Partner 1 up the steps.  No time for extra Merkins as we mosey back to tennis courts for Mary.

Mary: LBC’sx10, FreddyMx10, BoxCutx10, HandreleaseMerkx10, AmerHamx10, Homer2Marx10, finish with everyone’s favorite PicklePoundx10.
Announcements: North/South Convergence.  All schedule workouts for the weekend are still on. GroundPound, UTurn, etc….
Prayer: Yogurts father in law had heart surgery, others unspoken.  Men, even though it was only my second Q, it was an honor to lead.

Hungry Like the Wolf(pack)

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ExecSum: Survive and Advance. You it on got VHS? Learning to count. Wait til we get to 30. Apply Q School. Dream big.

Warm Up: Horizontal curls (triceps parallel to ground, hands up, curl arms) 15x

Windshield wipers (triceps parallel to ground, hands down, swing arms). Slide Rule grumbled about the difficulty or something, to which I responded, “Wait ‘til we get to 30,” so of course we did 30x.

Werewolf in honor of NC State Wolfpack, 1983 NCAA championship run. Completed today with near-full moon overhead. Werewolf = Downward dog to high plank to upward dog, keeping shoulder blades close together. Then reverse the path, 5x.

Reverse pushups straight from Holly Springs School of Dance, where teens hammer these out no problem. Start in crab position, arms press up/down like a dip. Start with both feet down 5x, then extend one leg 5x, then extend leg to 45 degrees 5x.

Mountain climbers 15x, Failure to launch 7x

Circle burp to “Hungry Like the Wolf,” again a shout out to 1983 NC State Wolfpack. While doing SSHs, each PAX shouts out their college team, which triggers a burpee by the group. Finished the last PAX at 3:30 minutes—Perfect timing!

The Workout: Mosey to amphitheater, where the stage forms a perfect ledge for dips. I called for 11s with dips and derkins. But I quickly modified since keeping count during 11s is a weakness. Modified to 11, 10, 9, etc. on each end, which incited the PAX. Yes, incited, not excited.

More 11s. This time with jump-ups onto the ledge and star jumps. Fresh off of Q school the night before, the Q remembered two items: “time in tension” and ending the workout ON TIME. So, I applied both. PAX really “enjoyed” the SLOW cadence count, especially when we were down to three or so.

Moseyed back to tennis courts for Mary.

Mary: Superman, followed by Australian Snow Angels. Long count. Followed by low slow flutter, again slowly with good form. Pickle pounders. And finally, held Superman until 6:30 am sharp.

Announcements: Check Slack/FB. Work day at Crableg’s house Saturday.

Prayers: Crablegs, Shredder, others. Thankful we’re able to come out here everyday.

Q Message from Survive and Advance: You don’t have to be an NC State fan to enjoy. As we do every March, I enjoyed the program with my family last night. Very engaging and funny and passionate about dreaming big. At first meeting with his players, Coach V announced that he was going to win the national championship. He designated one practice every year to cutting down the nets to celebrate winning a championship. Now that’s vision and dreaming big! His vision became a reality.

I offered my DVD. The Business was disappointed it didn’t come in VHS. Breach took home my copy, hopefully, he has a DVD player. And hopefully, he’ll watch it, be inspired, and share with others.

 

4 Corners for V Q

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Warm Up:12 PAX for virgin Q at Cletus. Quick Lap around the soccer field to get the heart going.  20xSSH, 10xgoodmorning, 10xmerkins, 10xmtnclimb, 10xcottonpicker, 10xmorrnightclub, another quick lap around the soccer field and to the rock pile.  Select medium to large rock
The Workout: 4 Corners:  Each Pax would complete a different set in each corner of the parking lot.  1ST SET: Corner 1: 20 Wonderbras, run to next Corner.  Corner 2: 20 Sumo squats, run to next Corner.  Corner 3: 20 curls for the girls, run to next Corner.  Corner 4: 20 total lunge squats, finish.  2ND SET:  Corner 1: 20 Bent over Rows, lunge walk to next Corner.  Corner 2: 20 straight leg dead lifts, bear craw pushing rock to next corner.  Corner 3:  20 total tri extension, lunge walk to next.  Corner 4: 20 total Lion Kings.  Return rocks and mosey to pavilion where we did 20 total one legged box squats while half the PAX did B2TW.  We completed 2 sets and then 2 sets of 10 Urkins, Derkins and Dips.
Mary:10xbox cutters, 10xLBC’s, 10xfreddyM, 10xWW2, 10xanklebiters, 10xamerhammer
Announcements: kids workout tomorrow, North/South Convergence, Tobacco Road Half/full on Sunday
Prayer:  Several spoken and unspoken alike.  Pleasure to lead men, thank you.

That’s Good Periformus

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YHC had plans for a “Wrightsville Friendly” workout, something with 1-3 very easy miles, lots of stretching.  Something to just get the blood moving and the legs working lightly.

But then 8 PAX showed up, and the only one running Wrighstville was YHC, so an audible was called to do a regular bootcamp.  YHC regrets this decision immensely.

Warm Up:

  • Run the lines
  • SSH x20
  • Imperial Squat Walkers
  • Mountain Climbers, Plank Jacks, Merkins

The Workout:

Part 1:

Mosey to the wooden fence for a Merkin Ladder:

  • Bottom rung, 1x Derkin
  • Top rung, 1x Derkin
  • Top rung, 1x Irkin
  • Bottom rung, 1x Irkin

Repeat, going up to 5x

Transit to the next lightpole via Broad Jump, Lunge Walk Burpees (1x Burpee, 1x Broad Jump, 1x Lunge each leg; repeat until lightpole)

Continue Merkin ladder, 6x-8x

Return via Broad Jump, Lunge Walk Burpees

Finish Merkin Ladder, 9x, 10x

Part 2:

Head to playground.  Initial plan was rotating 5x Pullup, 10x Merkin, 20x Squat, Sprint in groups of 4.  Merkins were a terrible idea, so a double audible was called.

Half the pax did a 90 degree hang (elbows, not waist, @DaBusiness) while the rest did:

  • 10x Star Jumps
  • 10x LBC in Cadence
  • 5x Burpees

(that’s 3 rounds of hangs)

Part 3:

Bear Crawl Stretch: Line up along path.  PAX in back bear crawls to front.  Everyone else holds a single stretch.  Author’s Note: This is the kind of stuff I wanted to do the whole time, but nooooo

Mary:

Round robin on the 10 count.  Yes, Lucky picked burpees.  No, we were not surprised.

Announcements:

ShamWow was our 6.  He’s only been coming a couple months, but F3 has definitely scratched an itch.  He had the idea it would be great if we had smaller groups of guys supporting things like 5k’s, mini charities, etc.  Don’t always need the whole crew to show up.  I strongly agree.

Handing off Site Q duties to Da Business.  Good luck, and it’s been an honor to lead for the last year!

Prayer:

Shredder’s under the knife this morning.  Stay safe this weekend at the beach!

 

Tower of Power/Pain

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No-Nonsense Workout Centered Around Tower and BTW/Preacher’s Chair. EC: YHC and Cowboy.

Warm Up: SSH, GM, arm circles (f/b), plank/runner’s lunge/downward dog, Merkins, lunge walk to top of lot
The Workout: Introduced the Tower of Power–the softball fieldhouse. A 25 count of Preacher’s Chair and 25 count of Balls to the Wall served as the hub–literally and figuratively. From the hub, we explored the four corridors–or spokes–between the fields.

Spoke 1 (batting cages): Dips 25 and Derkins 25 on small wall surrounding batting cages, back to Tower for 25 Preachers/25 BTW

Spoke 2 (west to greenway): 10 Burpees OYO, 25 derkins, back to Tower for 25 Preachers/25 BTW

Spoke 3 (flag poles): 25 LBCs in cadence; 20 WWIIs, back to Tower for 25 Preachers/25 BTW

Spoke 4 (handrail by pond): Inclined pullup (hang from handrail, pull up), 25 squats, back to Tower for 25 Preachers/25 BTW

Circle up by Tower for Round-the-Clock Merkins.  Apparently these were military clocks because I kept going past 12 at 12 o’clock. Then, I did it again at 9 o’clock. Oooops, was on a roll. Running low on time, we rushed back to tennis courts for Mary.
Mary: Kid Cracker led 20x exaggerated low slow flutter, YHC led American hammer 20x
Announcements: Holly Springs Spring Classic preview run, 8 am Saturday; Burger Feet (F3 Raleigh): F3 Raleigh travels to Wallace NC every Saturday to rebuild homes affected by hurricanes/floods. Raised $143k already with help from Rebuilding Together. Just picked two homes to rebuild. Breathtaker: Bidding war between Breach and Burger Feet $250. Breathtaker is heading to Raleigh for the week!
Prayer: Keep the PAX strong and healthy

Cletus has an Abyss also

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Another wet and soggy day to post in the gloom. The rain wasn’t too bad at all but the puddles represented as YHC found a few big’uns on the warm up mile. PAX of 10 posted for a shelter beatdown. Sliderule needed a last minute fill for Q and Yogurt didn’t do social media the night before so Banana Seat was happy to be back as YHC for Cletus just like old times. 0545, no FNG’s, let’s hit the puddles.

HC from Crosby but no show. Crazy Time must have did him in.

Warm Up:
Jog around the park for a short 0.3 mile loop back down to the shelter.
Good mornings, slow x10
Stretch upper
SSH x20
Stretch lower
Table top circle walk

The Workout:
Deconstructive burpees x10 each
– 5 steps (squats, leg outs, merkins, leg ins, squat hops)
10 burpees OYO to perfect

Partner up – same size
Upper body:
Dirkens from bench
Dips w/feet up on bench
P1: Abyss merkins – P2: Irkens (touch chest)
3 rds : x15, x12, x10

Somewhere in here YHC noticed Straight Cash getting some air from the side of the shelter. No merlot sounds, maybe just a breather needed.

Lower body:
1-legged seated squats, switch legs
Box jumps
Partner hold squats
3 rds : x15, x12, x10

P1 – BTTW nipplers x10
P2 – plank jacks
2 rds
Lipstick lead his country cadence count for us on this and YHC tried it out on rd 2.

Lower back raises on table top with partner x10, switch, rinse and repeat
Dauber showed up during this exercise, took of breath taker, and peaced out! Guess he was D.O.N.E.

Mary:
Big boy sit up-ups – found this on the exericon and wanted the PAX to try one each. Yogurt was the only one successful
Partner leg pushes x15
MOBY – Sally: 6 inch hold with hello dolly’s at the acoustic sections

We did reverse Name-o-rama.

Announcements:
Crosby band at Big Easy, pictures
2 weeks left until WB. Rain training welcomed.
See slack and FB for all others

Prayer:
Full house dad GI bleeding
Doug Stein knees and new born
Shredder’s recovery
Aqua-mans son from concussion
Courtney tumor (Hasselhoff request)
Miller family, Dad with weeks to live from brain tumor (BS request
Lipstick MIL cancer treatment

As we were departing we forgot about Breath Taker. The boys from Woodcreek picked it up and will chip in on the $50. Not sure who is wearing it yet but heard they may drop it off at Nemo’s front porch.

It was great being back at Cletus to lead the PAX. The shelter workouts are one of my favorites probably bc you don’t really get a break for 45 mins. YHC had to catch some breath a couple times especially after abyss merkins. Always humbling to be able to lead such a great group of HIM. Until next time…

BS Out!

A Very Puddles Cletus

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YHC = Puddles

17 PAX gathered on a pleasant and still morning in hopes of receiving a Cletus beat down. With the one minute warning given and one FNG in our midst, at 0545 a flawless Mission Statement was recited, disclaimer disclaimed and the PAX circled up for a round of SSH I/C 15 count. For reason’s YHC is still trying to ascertain, Tri Q MFL saw fit to mosey to the far parking lot and perform 15 monkey humpers for the rather large number of Pax at Crazy Ivan. Still SMH. After the monkey humpers, YHC asked MFL to lead us back to the tennis courts so that we could finish Warm a Rama. L/R and R/L along with Sun Gods, Mountain Climbers and finishing with stretches of choice concluded warm ups.

YHC called the first sets of exercises: From the baseline of the tennis court, Bear Crawl to the net. Lunge from there to far base line. 5 Burpees. Lunge to net then Bear Crawl to base line followed by 5 Burpees. Suicide run from baseline touching all 4 lines, including the net.

Partner up, size matters. Starting at baseline of tennis court, wheelbarrow your partner to far baseline. Switch as needed. 5 burpees. Wheelbarrow back. 5 Burpees. Next up, partner A get’s a ride on partner B’s back to end of court, switching up for the return trip. No burpees. One last round of partner carries and then the reigns were passed to DD.

After a mosey to the parking lot where the rocks are, DD had every man grab a cinder block. The routine went something like this:

Block curls X5, overhead presses X10, rut rows X15 and 25 box jumps over the block. 4 sets with lunges, uneven merkins and 3 parking spaces block pushing bear crawls, rotating hands each time. Shoulders smoked at this point.
Winded and tired, the PAX now had to chase after MFL as he led us back too the Crazy Ivan PAX just as they were finishing up. YHC was tempted to join them but to decided not to defect.
Upon MFL’s order, we ran to the corner of the soccer field for 15 WW2’s S/C. Up next was the impossibly difficult Absolution. If you don’t know what that is, don’t ask. It’s to painful for YHC explain. That jewel was followed by 15 reverse hand release merkins. Only slightly easier than the Absolution but at this point YHC was tiring and any sort of movement was painful.

To the tennis courts we go for Mary. A 3 minute plank routine followed by more LSF and the beat down was complete.

Prayer requests: The Natural has a good friend just diagnosed with ALS. So sad to hear.

Welcome East Bound. Great job on your first post. The workouts don’t get easier. You get stronger.

YHC took us out.

Thanks to MFL and DD for joining me today as Tri Q’s. It’s always fun to have the variety that a Co Q workout can bring.
Strong work today men. It was a pleasure for the 3 of us to lead.

Puddles out.

SYITG

Surf’s Up – Cletus 2-8-19

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Fresh off a week in Costa Rica, I (Yogurt) mimicked surfing in this arm-intensive workout.

Warm Up: Mosey around Hunt Center to front parking lot; SSH 25x; Arm circles 10f/10b; 5 burpees OYO

Mosey to tennis courts. Local surfers would stretch before hopping in the water. Leg stretches: Flat on back, knees up to 45 degrees, left ankle to right knee, gently pull left knee toward right shoulder, feel in the buttocks. Opposite side too.

Star stretch: flat on back, arms extended overhead, left knee up to 45 degrees, drop left knee over right, extend. Simultaneously, reach left arm out to left. From above, you are forming a plus sign. Opposite side too.

The Workout: Mosey to softball field, right field foul line. Got our bearings in the darkness with a quick wheelbarrow out to hula hoops. Switch partners and back.

Workout mimicked paddling out and surfing in. When paddling out, often you have to sprint. You must hammer to make it past the breakers and into the lineup.

Workout: Elevens with squats and Catalina wine chillers. On shore side, squats. Sprint to paddle out. While in the lineup, Catalina wine chillers. Catch a wave and ride it in! Rinse and repeat with Elevens as count.

Mosey to dirt parking lot to ride the tides. How many tides are in a day? Typically four–high, low, high, low

From greenway (low tide side), run to paved driveway (high tide side): 12 Merkins to represent high tide at 12 o’clock; run back down to greenway (low tide side), 6 Merkins to represent low tide at 6 o’clock. Rinse and repeat until we did a couple of days’ worth of tides.

Mary: Mosey to tennis courts. Ab work: Hammock without the hammock 20x; Superman arms to side 15x, arms overhead 15x. Pickle pounders 20x. Low slow flutter 20x. Box cutters 15x.
Announcements: Long a** run Saturday, see FB or Blue Hen for details

January Breathtaker: Over $1,000, tons of clothes, and workout participation for Healing Transitions

February Breathtaker: ALS. 2/9/19 Bid goes to “Men from Fuquay,” bidding $500 goes to Gump
Prayer: Shredder knee injury, Moby’s dad

Welcome FNG Edgar, who is now F3 E squared!

Fly like an airplane

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PAX of 18 braved another frozen morning for the 2nd edition of a VQ from YHC. YHC cracked open the Exicon once more for a little variety, but not too much.

The clock struck 5:15 and 3 PAX headed out for a 2 mile EC loop: Cowboy, Double Doink, and YHC.

Warm Up:

YHC gave brief instructions to PAX to keep arms out on the mosey while doing Sir Fazio arm circle repeats (5 fw/5 bw/5 hold). PAX reluctantly did their best airplane impression and 3-2-1 blast off for the warm up lap around the soccer field. A few stops along the way for:
20 SSH
15 Imperial Walkers
10 Hillbillies

Circled up on tennis court for:
10 Windmills IC
15 Morocan Night Clubs
20 Randys IC

The Workout:

With shoulders warm, PAX lined up on the sideline of the court for some Bottom Feeders (Tiny 11’s). It looked like this:
Bear crawl to other baseline
10 prisoner squats
Crawl bear back to start
1 WWII
This continued in normal 11’s fashion until 1 prisoner squat and 10 WWIIs were done.

Next, PAX split into 2 groups for some BTTW Bear crawl tunnels. Each group lined up and held BTTW against the fence. The last PAX in the line bear crawled through the tunnel to the front and held BTTW. Each group worked its way to opposite ends of the court and back, well 1 group did. The other group’s bridge collapsed, with no causulties, and the mission was aborted.

PAX moseyed over by the rock pile for some Jack Webbs. PAX went from 1 merkin:3 air presses up to 10:30.

Rocks were obtained and carried to the parking lot.
John Cusack rock around the lot with stops at the 4 corners for Wonder Bras. Starting with 5 at the first stop and adding 5 at each stop, ending with 20 at the last stop. Rocks were returned and PAX moseyed to the tennis courts for a date with Mary.

Mary:

Circled up on the tennis courts for Mary.
YHC led some plank-o-rama then PAX called out exercises.
10 Pickle Pounder IC
15 LBCs IC
10 Low slow flutters IC
10 Burpees OYO (thanks Lucky)
20 Foreign-national hammers IC
Have a Nice Day

Announcements:

NC Spring Classic on 4/27/19
New Running AO Thursday evenings – Sheetz Show (3-5 miles all paces welcome)
Blue Hen wins Breathtaker auction and donations for February to go to ALS.

Prayer:

Moby’s Dad, Injuries: Dumbo, Brexit, other PAX

YHC took us out.