It was another hot humid morning at the Yard. The Warden did not disappoint.

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I arrived quite a bit early for to put all the coupons out all over the walking trails.

FNG: Nope

Warm Up: We moseyed to the upper parking lot where we circled up. We did side-straddle hops, imperial walkers, hillbillies, merkins, frankenstiens.

Workout: We moseyed left out of the parking lot onto Shady Greens Drive. While running Breach spotted some fire hose. Continued to Brushy Meadows where we picked up a cinder block. Performed squats here. Turned left onto Brushy Meadows towards Hilltop Needmore Road. Made a left on the red trail where we did more exercises. Moseyed towards the PVA and we located a set of tractor weights. Each PAX alternated taking the coupons. We dropped all the goods off at my vehicle and Indian Run to the lower Red trail (Back 9). Once we made it all the way to the bottom we found a 16’ Treated 8×8.

The PAX paired up with 8×8 and did squats all the way up while the remainder did AB exercises. Once the exercises were completed IC to 15 they ran to the PAX with the 8×8. Rotated and rinsed and repeated 4 times from bottom to top. We did LBC, Merkins, Plank Jacks, Bearcrawls, Burpees and several more.

Mary: We did several stretching exercises.

Annoncements: Check social media

Prayers: Unspoken

Digger Triple 7’s at Prison Yard

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10 PAX showed up to Prison Yard on this muggy gloom morning. YHC was setting up TRX bands and saw the yellow stink box nearby which caused a 30 sec late start but we got the work done. No FNG’s, one HC no show and one HC puppy pooping bail.

Warm up lap with carioca

Warm up exercises
Good mornings
Windmills
Merkins
Frankensteins

3 groups
G1 – TRX Bands
G2 – run the ladders Burpees on the ends
G3 – core

Each group rotated stations after one exercise. 21 rotations completed on the final seconds.

Bands 7’s
– Atomic push up
– Face pull
– Chest fly
– Single leg squat
– Twist pull
– Low row
– Pike

Ladders
– Double feet
– Lateral down
– Jump in jack down
– In and out
– Icky shuffle
– Single foot hops
– Merkin walk

Core
– Lateral raises
– Boat canoes
– Double crunch (LBC then reverse LBC)
– WWI’s
– Box cutters
– V ups
– J Lo’s

Hard stop

We made it through all the exercises as the 45 mins expired. Nice work men! Glad we could try something a little different.

As always, it’s an honor to be a part of this group and lead a workout.

BS Out!

Drowned Rats at the Yard

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15 Pax took to the pool for a run, swim, run at the prison yard.

Woody, Sunshine, Warbucks, Bondo , Fonzie  Banana Seat  POTS  Fumunga  LED  Sprinkler  Deadbolt  Shredder  Laettner  FRAM and  Breach on the Q

Warm-Up: Running to the pool from the parking lot,

The Workout: Partner up for laps, partner one was swimming laps while partner 2 was hitting the merkins for 2 rounds, then v-ins for 2 rounds and then burpees for 2 rounds followed by some squats while everyone finished up. Had a few mins to dry and off and then hit the pavement back to the yard. All the rats made it without drowning and all were accounted for.

Mary: Circle up for some LBC’s, box cutters, and Homer to Marge to finish off the workout.

Announcements: Picnic this Sat at Harris Lake(Check Slack for details)
T-Claps (Recognition): From Warbuck-very appreciative of all the donations to the NCCC unit they were very thankful for all the stuff that was donated.

We also learned a little more about POTS in COT.

Prayer: Fram-Prayers for his daughter-teenager not getting along with mom very well, Fumunga- His brother-in-law is getting a divorce and needs prayers to get through and for the kids.

It gets HEAVIER as we go!

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YHC had been wanting to get out the big boy toys for some bulking up.  The Prison Yard is notorious for coupons and tabata style work. We had tires, ropes, an ab wheel, Pain sticks, 15lbs DB – 65lbs DB, 125lbs on the straight bar, 40lbs Tractor weights, a fire hose and battle rope. Time to get to work.

FNGs: None

Warm Up: I/C SSH 20, I/C 10 Good mornings, Daisy Pickers, Frankenstien’s SFAC forward/reverse.
The Workout:  Thang 1> Instructed PAX’s to get into groups of 3 and we talked about each of the stations.  The 3 man teams rotated inside of each station performing a super set per muscle group.  Each exercise was 50 sec with 7 sec rest/rotate. After each superset was complete PAX rotated to next station.  Superset 1 ABS (Toes touch each plate on the straight bar with 125lbs while holding a bench press/AB wheel/ Double overhand smash with battle rope.) Superset 2 Shoulders (Two PAX standing press the tire while 3rd man does Bobby Hurley’s, Rotate through every 50 sec…There was some swearing on this one) Superset 3 Biceps ( Railroad iron curl/Hammer Curls 40lbs/15 lbs alternating curls…FED EX gets credit for naming the BB on this station) Superset 4 LAT/Delts (Front raise with fire hose/ Heavy bag or tire flip/Pain Stick press….DEADBOLT wanted to know if there was a rest station built in) Superset 5 Shoulders/Traps (Tractor weight shrugs/Upright Rut Rows/ 30lbs or 65lbs Lawnmowers) Thang 2 > Stack’em Curls for the girls with Plank hold.  40lbs, 60 lbs, 35lbs, Railroad iron, 25lbs, 15lbs. Start with two reps and work your way up to 12 reps finishing with the 15lbs. As the PAX move through the stackems the other plank hold while waiting their turn and when you finish move to plank hold.  Release when last PAX gets to end of group….DOUBLE D was sleeveless Fuquay-Varina style and was ready for the gun show after this.
Mary: OYO 10 reps. Big Boys, Butterflys, Two handed heal touch, Leg climb, Freddy Mercury on Q’s count. Cobra to Downward dog stretches.
Announcements: Carpex swap.  Quiver signed up and willing to Co-Q.
T-Claps (Recognition): Sprinkler for running EC with an EH from POTs.
Prayer: Banana Seat with unspoken.  YHC took us out.

Hot Humid Morning at the Yard!

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It was drizzling rain when I arrived at 5:10 am to unload all the toys.4 cars were in Parking Lot. All F3 guys getting in some EC. Glad the rain held off.

 

FNG: Nope

Warm Up: Ran a lap around the club house. Circled up for Good Mornings, Merkins, Fazio Arm Circles, seal claps, overhead claps, Hillbillies, Imperial Walkers all 15 IC.

Workout: We worked in Teams of 2. 2 runners were the timers for each station around the club house. Each person rotated after runners were back.

  • Runners-Timers
  • Bench Press w/ RR Iron/LBC’s
  • Curls/Shoulder Shrugs w/tractor weights
  • Tire Flip/Merkins
  • Bench Press Bar with partner up and over/ground pounders
  • Farmers Carry/Bear Crawl

Rotated through 4 times.

Mary: Circled up for Low-Slow-Flutter, Homer-to Marge, Plank Hold all IC

T-Claps: Fram head locked 2 neighbors to come that have not posted in a while.

Announcements: Bed build this Saturday, Holly Springs 5k

Prayers: Breach travel mercies the rest of the week, Friend of mine and DoubleD has cancer, Inspector Gadget rolled his ankle during EC. Hope he recovers quickly.

Honor to lead you Gents!

Dirty Dozen at Prison Yard Thinking About Stirrups

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FNGs: No, but welcome back kotter, Tim (Hoege?) a.k.a. Cream of Corn (originally from NE, named in SW 4 yrs ago)
Warm Up:  Many PAX got their point and ran for two miles (~20 mins).  Dumbo missed us at 5:05 am and ran on his own; I overhead him saying waiting in the driveway for Pablo who never came out.  Hope Pablo is OK.  Circled up for the following exercises:  good am, SSH, daisy Pickers, Sir Fazios, seal claps, o/h claps, Mike Phelps…
The Workout:  The warden brought many dumbbells ranging in weight from 15 lbs to 50 lbs.  An index card with a few exercises were written down as a suggestion (implied 10 reps) and dumbbells were spread out over the parking lot.  A 20 lb stretchy thing was added, as well as a cinder block and jump rope.  See pic for details of exercises.  The time keeper was  the 50 lb dumbbell.  Note this 50 pounder was either carried by itself or farmer’s carry (Two 50 lb dumbbells).  Some brave PAX tried the farmer’s carry including Warbucks, Cupid, Shredder…(apologies if I left out anyone).  PAX had to carry the 50 lb dumbbell around the parking lot.  While this was going on, PAX cranked out their respective exercises with their specific weight/tool/coupon.  If no tools were available, PAX were instructed to do core exercises.
Mary:  Circled up for 6 inches, box cutters, and static stretches that included some work on the groin area.  Lots of mumble chatter about stirrups.  It was quite the visual.  Cream of Corn may not come back for another four years.
Announcements:  JOCO CSAUP. Murph on Memorial Day, Bed builds, 5Ks coming up…
T-Claps (Recognition):  PAX showing great effort today especially with the farmer’s carry
Prayer:  Dumbo took us out – thank you!  Prayers for an infant born too early who gave joy to his family for a handful of weeks…..automatically gone to heaven; UNSPOKEN
Thanks PAX for helping me load/unload my car this am.

Honored to lead (Forgot to say the Pledge of Allegiance – thinking about the stirrups I guess).  -Dauber

 

Yard party

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FNGs: Inspector Gadget 4 for EC Gamecock, Fonzie, Maybeline, Inspector Gadget
Warm Up:20- ssh, windmills, good mornings, imperial walkers, fazio arm circles
The Workout:6 stations completed 4 rounds increasing by 5 each round.

5,10,15,20

carry tire and do squats
press with pin stick

rope slams

curls with pain stick

ladder merkins

kettle bell swings

Mary: LBC, protractor 6in,45,90,45,6in, hello dollys, LSF, 20 pickle pounders, 10 homer to marge, mountain climbers
Announcements:Derek Davis race 6-12, SHP bed delivery Wednesday, Friday or Saturday evenings. SHP bed build 6-12. Bible study wednesdays at bojangles on 401 get a hold of DD
T-Claps (Recognition): the pax present for working on recruiting FNG during workout.
Prayer:deuce appendectomy recovery, DD in-laws, 11 yr old recovery from kidney injury

Jail Break at the Prison Yard

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All of the usual staff were absent this morning, giving free reign to the prisoners who really had no idea how to run a prison.  Luckily coupons were left for use and YHC showed up a little early to assess the situation and arrange the pain stations.  ECers started rolling in so we got started.

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

The Workout:

There were 5 pain stations set up and one timing station.  The pain stations were

Pain stick – Squats and lunges

Battle Rope

Medicine Ball – Slams

Pain stick – Chest press, shoulder press, curls

Medicine Ball – Balboas

There was a tire with a belt attached to it that served as our timer.  One PAX would strap it on and run from the bushes to the sidewalk and back while the rest of us worked at a station.  When they finished we rotated.

After 4 rounds we took a break and went up to the club house for some people’s chair with seal claps and overhead claps and then BTTW.  We did another round of the people’s chair and then headed back down (Pikachu was not happy we didn’t do BTTW again but I was the Q and I wasn’t.)

Another round of the pain stations was all we had time for.

Mary:

LBC x10 IC

Reverse LBC x10 IC

Knees to the left LBC x10 IC

Knees to the right LBC x10 IC

Homer to Marge x10 IC

Hello Dolly x10 IC

Announcements:

HSPD race on 6/12

Sleep in Heavenly Peace bed build on 6/12

Prayer:

Gump recovering from COVID

Pikachu and his M trying to conceive.

 

I really enjoyed this.  I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to get out here but I plan on coming back to see how the regular crew runs it.

 

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Cackling and Clucking on the Yard

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There are some PAX (POTS) that simply shut down the mumblechatter with burpees. YHC can typically deal with some mumblechatter during the warm ups or even Mary at some point…during the workout…nah. Those that were, according to POTS cackling and clucking (you know who you are) put in some reasonable work on the Yard this morning, so the guest Warden didn’t punish. Apparently, the pain stations equipped with many types of coupons were enough anyways…13 men…a record for Prison Yard…did the crimes and did the time at Hilltop Needmore Prison today.

FNGs: no fresh meat on the Yard today!
Warm Up: After a quick set-up with the help of the inmates, we ran a quick mosey loop followed by SSH x30 IC, Windmills x10 IC, Sir Fazio’s F/R x 12 IC, Frankensteins x10 IC, Standard Merkins x 20.
The Workout: The timer was two men, flipping the large tractor tire up the hill and carrying back to the bottom. Each man flipped up the hill once. During this, the PAX took part in various pain stations including: Kettlebell Swings, Plank Pull Throughs, Steel Mace Warrior Squats, Railroad Iron Bench Press, Pain Stick Squat, Pain Stick Curl, Pain Stick Press, Partner Pain Stick Squat and Press, Tractor Weight Shoulder Shrug, Farmers Carry with the Tractor Weights and Diamond Merkins, 4 cones for a side shuffle Burpee routine. All prisoners got to play with the toys multiple times.
Mary: Put the coupons away, followed by LSF x30 IC and LBC’s x30 IC.
Announcements: May Main Event…only two more days to sign up. Bed build info on Slack. Breach will Q a Travis Mannion workout Thursday at Tiger Blood.
T-Claps (Recognition): Lots of EC this morning…LED, Breach, FRAM, Nemo, Mookie, Deadbolt. Nemo’s first time on the Yard…looked like he’d done time before….good work!
Prayer: Shamwow! injury and hopes he or all injured PAX can get back after it! Motor Boatin’ a prayer of thanks for the accountability. Breach took us out including the moment of silence for our military and first responders on the front lines. Honored to lead this strong group this morning!

The Deck of Suck at Prison Yard

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5 Men braved the yard for a new Tactical Reaction deck of suck

Fram, Double D, Sprinkler, Dirty Pipes, and Warden Breach on the Q.

Warm Up: Started as a typical mosey around the parking lot with some 22 rep counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies and some Windmills. We moseyed back to the start to get the suck started

The Workout: The deck is most certainly stacked against us for this round

The Queen of Diamonds, ahh what a witch she was 400-meter run followed by 25 merkins, 25 Prisoner Squats and 25 LBC’s, we repeated that sequence 2 more times adding 5 reps to each exercise each time.

Time for the 2nd card of fun to be drawn, the 8 of Clubs, might as well been a swift kick in the nuts. 10 burpees, 10 Sumo squats, and 10 Lo-Slo Fludder followed by another run. Repeat this cycle adding 10 reps to each exercise, we are starting to see a very troubling pattern here.

Ahh the 3rd card, maybe, just maybe this one will not suck as bad. WRONG- it’s a burpee ladder, the timer starts at 1 min, you do one burpee then 2 and so each minute until you can no longer add a burpee and complete within the min. We modified this slightly with some mosey to fill the min, repeato for 5 mins to keep things fun and interesting.

The last card- should be interesting and wait for it…fun, right? it’s an Ace, an Ace should be worth something good. It’s more like you had a 2 on the board and now you get an Ace, not really bad, but not really good either. 400m lunges, 400-meter sprint, 100 bear crawl, 100-meter jump squats, and then we ended with a 10 parking spot build a bear.

Mosey back to the start for
Mary: Didn’t feel like we had enough abs in there so we did some modified Homer to Marge from the crab walk position, some penguin heal taps, and finished with some plank rotations.

No one passed out or perished so it was a great day in the Prison Yard

Announcements: Travis Manion WOD at Tiger Blood on 4/29.  JOCO is hosting an Oddsey CSAUP on my 22nd (Dirty Pipes has the details)

Prayer: Pray for Dirty Pipes and his family, his mother-in-law has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, pray for healing and for grace in this troubled time. Prayer for POTS and his wife as she had surgery today, pray for a speedy recovery. Thoughts and prayers for our country in these troubled times and for safe journeys for our Military and First Responders as they continue to serve on the front lines to protect us.