Form and Function

I was excited to Q today.  I recently purchased Onnit Kettble Program and decided that we need to work on form at Ivan.  We don’t always have to have an extremely intense workout and we need to work on form from time to time.  I woke up early and ready to go.

On the way to the workout I saw a Black Bear.  I knew today was going to be a good day.  It was just outside the twelve oaks entrance on Green Oaks.  Close to where Cowboy works.  I hope he is enjoying is time off.

I arrived for EC and what do I see.  Dumbo ready to leave Dawg in the dust.  Lucky driving a non company truck, Dahmer looking ready to get after it.  As always there was Pikachu’s SUV, but no Pikachu.  It must be tough trying to run 5o plus miles a week.  Sleep in not a priority for that man.  Before we left 187 came to show us how it is supposed to go down.  We began the EC trip leaving the Ivan parking lot.  As we approached Cletus parking lot SlideRule and a shirtless, but not vestless, Banana Seat greeted us.  Enough about them they didn’t attend Ivan.  We ran up Stinson and Dumbo and Dawg made a left and everyone else made a right.  As Dawg tried to keep up with Dumbo he started to fall behind.  Then Dumbo probably did one of the shortest pick up the six in F3 history.

We then saw Bullseye and Aquaman on the baseball field looking at the ISS.  As Dumbo slowed down to stay with me we finished the run with a couple of moments to spare.  It was time to work on form and function.  I did not see Axe running but he looked sweaty so he must have been out there.

Also I noticed ShamWow!!! was back in action which is nice to see.

EC: Dawgpound, Dumbo, Pikachu, Lucky Charms, 187, Dahmer, Bullseye, Axe

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

Bounce
Hinge
Torso Twist
BackStroke
Midget Hugs
Mid Back Stretch
Leg Swings

The Workout:

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat Each Leg
10 Reps Horn Split Squat Each Leg
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps Split Leg Row Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps Quarter Squat
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm
10 Reps Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Reverse Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Row Each Arm
10 Reps Half Squat
10 Reps Strict Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Planted foot Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Across Row Each Arm
10 Reps Full Squat
10 Reps Bottoms Up Press Each Arm

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Lunge Series
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Row Series Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Squat Series
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Press Series

20 Kettlebell Swings

Mary:

Mini Turkish Getups
Reverse LBCs Bell over head
Homer to Marge Bell over head
Cat/Cow
Downward Dog
Pigeon Pose

Announcements:

Fourth of July convergence.  Sounds easy.

T-Claps (Recognition):

New Fritter leader!!! Pikachu has now surpassed Dawgpound, Pablo and Dumbo in the most Fritters

Prayer:

All unspoken
Those injured

Dora Returns to Sheepdog

PAX:Norm, Yosemite, Sugar, Cupid, Gump, H1N1, Martini
Warm Up:2 Laps around the parking lot, SSH x 20, Good Mornings X 10, Cotten Pickers x 10
The Workout:Splint into teams of 2 (1 team of 3).  The goal was to complete 100 Merkins, 100 LBCs and 300 Squats.  The team of 3 completed 150, 300, and 600.  PAX 1 executed as many reps as possible while PAX 2 rand the length of the parking lot and back.  This did not take as long as expected.  Rinse and repeat.  On the second round no the exercises were changed to 200 overhead press, 200 reverse LBCs and 400 calf raises.

Once complete, Norm reviewed Rooting and Striking.  30 single strikes and 30 – 3 count strikes.

Mary:Homer to Marge, Box Cutters, Pickle Pounders, Freddy Mercury, Dead Cockroachoach, American Hammer, ABC (Vowels Only x 2), Have A Nice Day
Announcements:1776 Convergence at Womble on July 4th
T-Claps (Recognition):Norm for taking combatives and Cupid for taking out out
Prayer:Those traveling next week, unspoken

Passport check by FVPD

YHC arrived at Kenny’s Grave at0457 to find a cop keeping an eye on a white SUV in the back parking lot. Some guy with neon socks, a light around his head, no shirt with some wires around his chest. Oh wait, that was just Warbucks getting a welcome to FV from the PD checking his passport. 6 PAX eventually made there way to get their schweat on. Here we go.

EC: Warbucks and Banana Seat

Warm Up:
Lap around track with some added slides and carioca on the parking lines then some quick feet down the bumpers.
Circle up
Mtn climbers x20 IC (slow to fast)
Worst merkin x10 IC (wide, reg., diamond=1)
Jump lunge x10 each leg
We’re not worthy/butterflies x10 each IC

The Workout:
Partner up
P1 Doug out – chin up holds x5, hanging leg lifts x10, dips x15, R&R until partner returns
P2 Field – run complete field then switch
3 rds total

Picnic tables
Box jumps x10
Dirkens x10
Plank jacks x10 IC
3 rds

Playground (rotating)
Rows x15
Swing hanging knee tucks x15
Burpees x5
3 rds

Mary:
Freddie Mercury’s x20
V ups x10
Circle x5 clockwise, x5 reverse
X crunch x10
HAND

Announcements:
Night Train CARPEX, Sasquatch CSAUP

T-Claps (Recognition):
Warbucks cooperating with FVPD.

Prayer:
Crab Legs MLB tour for ALS, Warbucks M expecting #4, unspoken

Awesome work today gents! Way to give 110%. We were all soaked for that circle prayer. As always, pleasure to lead you men.

BS Out

Beatdown at Santa’s Workshop (JOCO)

Pax of 4 at Santa’s Workshop for a morning beatdown. 

Warm Up: Lap around the park followed by side straddle hops, imperial walkers, good mornings, hillbillies, and arm circles.
The Workout: Dora made an appearance with 100 merkins, 200 squats, and 300 LBC with 100 yard sprint down and back. We followed Dora with 11’s across the tennis courts with carolina dry docks and bobby hurleys.
Mary: A.B.C.
Announcements: BRR (need two more runners), poker night, and 5k for Globulins nephews Eagle Scout (more to come).
Prayer: Family recovering from injuries, Churches with VBS this week, and family starting new careers.

Uncle Rico Meets Paul Bunyan

It was YHC’s 3rd Q of the week and what better place to wrap up a 5 pack birthday week than back down at my roots in South Wake!  We had one FNG, Galaxy (soccer fan who’s from LA), and a visitor YHC’s coworker from JOCO, Bunyan.

FNGs: Galaxy (Tina if he ever forgets his name)
Warm Up: Circle up immediately on the spot for the following:
SSH ICx53
Frankenstein Kicks ICx15
Turkish Getups 10 OYO
Daisy Pickers ICx15 (I’ve literally never called these but we needed a breather)
Turkish Getups 10 OYO
The Workout: Mosey over the top of the stairs and partner up.
Partner 1 – LBCs
Partner 2 – Run to the bottom of the stairs and then Bear Crawl up the stairs with merkins on the steps
Flapjack, Repeato

Form 2 lines for Indian Runs Das Loop Style (something I picked up in Wilmington on Monday)
Last man does a double weave to the front.  We did this over to the lower parking lot.

At the lower parking lot keep same partners for half laps around the pickle for patty cake merkins.  First lap was 1 each side, then 2, then 3, on up to 5.

Form the 2 Indian Run Das Loop Style lines again and head back to the big soccer field near the flag.

At the soccer field we did back planks on the end line.  When YHC said GO! PAX sprinted to the midpoint and did 2 Turkish Getups and then Moseyed to the other end.  Repeato back each time increasing by 1 Turkish Getup until we got to 8.  At that point we started from Back Plank and sprinted to the end with no pausing for TGs.
Mary:  PAX called out various exercises ICx15:
Diamond Merkins, Low Slow Flutter, American Hammers, and some others that I can’t remember right now.
Announcements: Sasquatch in ENC (talk to Pikachu for more details)
NEW BETA AO – 7/3 at Crowder Park 0530
Night Train (talk to Lipstick or anyone in Carpex other than YHC for more details)
T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Lipstick, Dumbo, Pablo, Galaxy, Mookie, Pikachu
Mookie on his 6th workout of the week with Breathtaker
YHC on his 5th workout of the week for a 2nd straight 5 pack, and 3rd Q of the week
Lipstick for showing up to a workout that Peeping Tom was at
Prayer: Crab Legs Ballpark Tour, those healing, unspoken

 

Guys – as always it’s a very special pleasure coming back down to visit, let alone Q.  I enjoyed it!

Some like just vanilla, others need the sprinkles!

FNGs:None

EC:Aquaman, Dahmer
Warm Up:Mosey to baseball field complex.
The Workout:Partner up! We dived up the complex into 4 quadrants. 12-3:00, 3-6:00, 6-9:00 and 9-12:00. Leaving one partner in the middle doing as many merkins as possible, the other ran out to the main path around the whole complex at 12:00 and proceeded along to 3:00 then back to center and repeat with partner. Then 3-6:00 were continuous burpees until partner returned, repeat. 6-9:00 were squat jumps and 9-12:00 was a LBC into a WWII as a 1ct. each quadrant was about 1/3 of a mile run. Repeat until no more time allowed. 3+ miles with increased intervals.
Mary:Mosey back to tennis courts. On the way back YHC mentioned that we should name the workout we just did. Peeping Tom, dripping with sweat, said “vanilla would be good”. Why, YHC asked? “Because it was plain and repetitive” he said……YHC, a bit deflated, mainly from getting after it, entered the tennis courts super excited to see what glitz and glam Peeping Tom has on his next Q!
Announcements:New Crossover AO with Carpex Wednesday mornings @ Crowder Park. Beta Wednesday July 3rd. One of the site Q’s, Peeping Tom (Mr. Sprinkles to me from now on) will have all the glitz and glam your heart desires! Love ya buddy!
Prayer:YHC took us out.

Ladders

Date: 6/20/19

Pax: Ice Man, Bobby Doll, Wallabe, Catness, Quiver, Boogie, New Mexico(Q)
Warm Up: SSH x20, GM x20, Jog around the soccer fields.
The Workout:  Jacobs Ladder at the halfpipe.  When completed Indian Run.  Jog over to the stairs, Jacob’s ladder on the stairs with burpees at top and bottom.
Mary:  WWIIs x20, Protractor, Merkins x20
Announcements:  EH a sad clown who hasn’t shown up in a while to come to Disney and you’ll get a prize.
Prayer:  Banana Seat and Crab Legs

I don’t have the list of EC’s, if you posted for EC please leave a comment.  Always a pleasure to lead.

NM

Another Tough Murph

Pax of 3 muscled through another Murph on a humid Monday evening.

EC:  4+ miles

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  Run one mile  (some of us skipped this due to a long EC)

The Workout:  Murph (with some yoga modifications)  100 pull-ups, 200 merkins, 300 squats

Mary: Run one mile

Announcements:  Workout morning of July 4, more info to be posted

Prayer:  Silent

A trip to the Five & Dime

23 HIM’s posted in the gloom at the Trot this morning for a little arm work with a little gray block of cement!

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Led by FedEx – 5 burpee penalties were doled out to all pax who showed up to run EC while remaining pax held squats, SSH, Good Mornings, IW, Hillbillies, Michael Phelps, Fozio AC forward / reverse all in cadence. YHC added an additional 5 burpees in honor of Puddles who had requested on Tuesday that the pax perform burpees on his behalf since he had to return to his new abode in Beaufort, NC. We miss you Puddles!

The Workout: Two year F3 anniversary for FedEx and Double D who co-Q’ed a trip back in time to the days of the local Five & Dime. Cinder blocks were conveniently placed across the parking lot and Pax were instructed to push, pull, drag, or get cinder block anyway they so chose across parking lot to tennis courts without block leaving the asphalt. Once inside all Pax lined up at one end and a series of sets of 5 & dimes were called by YHC across the courts of curls for the girls, overhead presses, uneven merkins, blocks around the waist, rut rows, box jumps and plank jacks on blocks. At each end FedEx called an exercise with or without blocks of balls to the wall, mountain climbers on blocks, LBC’s, American hammers, wonder bra’s, etc, and then the series of 5 & dimes resumed back to the opposite end of courts. After a several trips to the Five and Dime blocks were then carried back out off the courts to be pushed, pulled, dragged back across the lot to YHC’s truck to be loaded up for another day! An audible was called for 10 burpees OYO after loading up the blocks.

Mary: Led by FedEx for a series of LBC’s, American hammers, pickle pounders, Homer to Marge, WWII’s

Announcements: Both FedEx and YHC expressed our thanks for this group of friends who inspire and challenge us here in SouthWake. YHC encouraged the Q’s to mix up their workouts by adding whatever they so choose and to think outside the box like assigning penalties to those who performed EC. Yoga tonight at Snap Fitness, Deadbolt’s & Gump’s 5 year anniversary Q at Womble on 7-19-19 – don’t miss it! The Arena workouts every Friday at 2:30 PM – try to do our best to give back to those men at Healing Transistions

T-Claps (Recognition): Mookie sporting Breath taker this week. Strong work Mookie!

Prayer: Robinson family whose husband/father very recently suddenly passed away, Noah’s Ark’s wife FedEx led us out in prayer.

If you don’t read any backblast, I would read this one for sure.

Do what you want……..  YHC is not a marketer and prefers not to preblast. (unlike our friends at TBD…I hope you got your moneys worth over there this morning, they need some revenue to pay for all the marketing expense)  You all know where to find me on Wednesday’s and if you don’t, check the South Wake site for AO time and place.  EC was on for 0500, YHC arrived at 0501 to pass by a good group of ECers making there way to Bridgewater.  The pace was steady and YHC was almost caught up when _____ well you know what happened.  EC group made it back to Ting to greet Nemo who was ready for some running.
Warm Up:  Consisted of half the ECers still out and about doing there thing and the remaining group sharing there thoughts on what route to take.  YHC had enough and declared the AO as “Do what you want and be back here at 0615”.  YHC did tell the group the planned route and kicked off some warm-ups.  SSH x12 Good Mornings x6 Stationary Butt Kickers x8 Frankensteins x7 and Phelps
The Workout: Leave Ting and head into Bridgewater. Take the right that leads you to the greenway to sunset ridge and follow the sleepy hollow path.  Turn left on Crossway and do and out and back.  Come back through sleepy hollow greenway and back to Ting.  Various distances were accomplished this morning 5-10 miles
Mary: She is still waiting
Announcements: R4TJ will no longer be a people pleaser.  When YHC has the Q don’t expect a preblast or giving in to PAX request on route options (I do except bribes). I will commit to posting the route the night before on the R4TJ Slack page.  We will be doing what I want to do from now on and you can either like it or leave it!
T-Claps (Recognition): Redenbacher! This guy is killing it. He has been committed to the run and is showing some great GAINS!
Prayer: Crablegs and his ALS Summer Tour

Have a great day! Lipstick

 

PS: This is all fun and games.  Take it with a grain of salt.