What is Morning Wood?

Another humid but not so bad soupy morning for a workout. Mutiny had cars that just kept coming in. We had 18 total PAX. Two for EC arrived just before the workout started. (Norm and Martini) Planted Cupid’s flag but no Cupid. No FNG’s. 0530 so we blasted off like this.

Warm Up:
Lap for warm up with butt kickers and high knees then snake on hill. Circle up in middle of field

Up downs x10
Mtn climbers x20
Carolina dry docks x20
Sumo squat x20
Lower body stretches

The Workout:
Partner up with like speed
Catch me if you can with morning wood on track ~ 1 mile
P1 fast mosey P2 does morning wood on each arm, then chases down P1. Tag and switch exercises.
Switch from mosey to backwards run every other time you run
*A 4 year veteran asked “What is Morning Wood?” YHC quickly responded to see the exicon.*
– This is a Turkish Get-up without the Kettlebell. Laying flat on back with one arm raised sit up and then come up into a standing position. Added degree of difficulty = don’t use other hand to push yourself up! (A Turkish Get-up without a Kettlebell is aka A Turkish Get-up.)
YHC called recover then mosey to upper field.

Suicide merkin ladder – start at center field. Shuffle or carioca to right cone 3 merkins back to center field 3 merkins, then to left cone that’s further out 6 merkins back to center 6 merkins, right cone even further out, 9 back to center 9, left cone 12 center 12, right to end of field 15 back center 15. Cones will be spaced longer as you go.
Plank for the 6
10 big boy sit ups to catch our breath
Rinse and repeat with star jumps
10 BB sit ups

Burpee plank ladder
PAX plank about 3 feet from each other. HIM at the end hops up, jumps over next guy then performs a burpee. Continue this until you reach the end of ladder then return to plank. Each HIM goes twice.

(Rapid) Mary:
American hammer 20
Box cutter 20
Freddy Mercury 20
Heels to heaven 20
Dying cockroach 20
HAND

Announcements:
FB slack, CSAUP Odyssey, Norms departure

Prayer:
FedEx M for healing, Noah’s Ark M, Shredder’s dad passed away,Banana Seats uncle passed yesterday after battle with cancer, Crab Legs always, unspoken

Always great to be in the gloom. Most guys cannot fathom waking up this early. My M says she sees a big difference in the days that I do and don’t post. The days I do post always tend to bring more energy to the day and days I don’t post seem to be slothish (probably not a word). Anywho…I appreciate all the hard work each of you put in today and every time you post. Keep pushing that rock and if you need help pushing it, let somebody know. I’m sure someone will help you!

BS Out!

Ice cream was a bad idea…

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Standard warm up loop around town hall, the church and back.
SSH x 20 (ShamWow and Aquaman stopped by for a couple), Windmills x 10, Imperial Walkers / Hill Billies x 10 each, Daisy Pickers x 10
The Workout: Everyone grabbed a rock and met at the amphitheater for the start of a two-sided (of the library) workout.
Side 1:

  • single leg row x 10 each side
  • ground pounders x 10
  • burpee, with rock, with a curl at the end x 10

jog around to…
Side 2:

  • yoga squat (squat, then pivot at knees and back to squat, then stand up) x 10
  • lunge to other side of the parking lot
  • side lunges x 10

We did this for three rounds. On the last leg, YHC found himself… moved to take care of some business while everyone completed their lunges. Returned rocks and mosied back for Mary.
Mary: Plank for 10 count, raise arm for 10 count, repeat for other side. Pickle pounders x 15, Homer to Marge x 15, LBCs x 15, WWIIs x 15, American Hammers x 15
Announcements: F3 South Wake picnic Oct 12th at Harris Lake. Details and signup sheet on Slack.
Prayer: Noah’s Ark’s wife for continued healing. Gilligan for healing after surgery. Those traveling this month. Remembering those that have put their life on the line protecting everyone, some of whom have lost their lives in past months of September (thank you Chips). Praises for health and fitness by way of F3.

I can see for Miles and Miles and….

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short and sweet – Legs moving in position – High Knees, Wide Knees, High Knees. x12 Frankenstein, x12 Imperial Walker, Misc Leg Stretches – Let’s Go.
The Workout: Multiple PAX for EC this am – varying distance Old Loop (5) Old Loop (3)  and the ME The U-Turn 5+. If I missed you in this count let me know, there were some PAX still out past 7.
Mary: N/A
Announcements: Beer/Milk Mile, Torch Run HS Police, See Slack for dates/codes.
T-Claps (Recognition): Picking up the 6 was a regular occurrence about every 1/2 mile.
Prayer:  Full House’s cousin now cancer free, Pablo’s family friend’s Father who is ill, Noah’s Ark and M, unspoken, YHC took us out.

ABSolute Destruction at Kenny’s Grave

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Stretching out those calves from the stair climb! Slow dynamic stretches first. Then 20xSSH, 10xWindmills, 10xGood Mornings, 10x Sir Fozio Arm Circles.

The Workout:

Round 1:

10x Side to Side Burpees

30x Switch Mountain Climbers IC

20x In-and-Outs

20x Crucifixes

30x Side to Side Low Plank

20x L-sit kicks

10x V-ups

20x L-sit leg switches

30 second Boat Hold Flutter Kick

20 second L-sit hold

Round 2: Round 1 minus the burpees

Round 3: Round 2 minus mountain climbers and in-and-outs

Mary: PAX choice, went around the circle twice. We were pretty beat.

Announcements: None

T-Claps (Recognition): PAX who made it out! It was a light crowd after the stair climb. Our calves hurt. And after the workout, so did our abs.

Prayer: Prayer for those on IR, prayer for wisdom for our government.

What a Playlist!!

The music was fantastic choice this week.  I have already been contacted by numerous Pax for the playlist so here it is:

EC: Chips (I think), Mookie, Pablo, Buford, Particle Board, Katniss
Yoga EC: Dauber Emeril Dawgpound
FNGs:  Maybe next time
Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hops
Imperial Walkers
Hillbillies
Fazio Arm Circles
Good Mornings
Frankenstien Kicks
High Knee Pull

The Workout:

3 Turkish Getups Each Arm
7 Mickey Mouse Push Ups
5 Clean and Squat Each Arm
10 Overhead Press Each Arm
10 Sternum Pulls
10 Alternating Chest Presses
10 Lunge Isolation Each Leg
10 Pull across Body each arm
5 Man O Makers

At this point a challenge was laid.  If all the pax could do two minutes of Low Plank with see saw then we can remove one exercise from the circuit.

Well we all failed.  It was then modify for the last 30 seconds.  I think we failed again, but I was feeling generous.  The pax decided on no Turkish Getups.

7 Mickey Mouse Push Ups
5 Clean and Squat Each Arm
10 Overhead Press Each Arm
10 Sternum Pulls
10 Alternating Chest Presses
10 Lunge Isolation Each Leg
10 Pull across Body each arm
5 Man O Makers

At the end of this round the exercise was Mountain climbers.  Like the ones we did in high school where the foot moving forward actually touches the ground.  Though looking at this video that isn’t what see is doing.  I guess I was taught incorrectly in school.

When doing it the Dawgpound way it makes the exercise a bit harder.  Well we failed here too.  Couldn’t muster two minutes.  I was though feeling generous again.  The pax decide on no Mickey Mouse pushups.  I don’t know why they didn’t choice Turkish Getups again.

3 Turkish Getups Each Arm
5 Clean and Squat Each Arm
10 Overhead Press Each Arm
10 Sternum Pulls
10 Alternating Chest Presses
10 Lunge Isolation Each Leg
10 Pull across Body each arm
5 Man O Makers

Mary:

Mini Turkish Getups
LBCs
Homer to Marge
Some Yoga stretching

  • Downward Dog
  • Hip openers
  • Pigeon Pose
  • Runners Poss

Have a nice Day

Announcements:

Paradise City Fitness challenge
October 12th Family Picnic

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

All Pax in recovering from BRR and Stair climb.

I Read the Article, So I Decided to Try It….

Pre-Blast advertised a 2+ mi EC, leveraging the new greenway behind the newly developed homes along Grisby. It’s time to up the mileage being offered at AGS with HSHM just around the corner. Today’s Main Event would be a review of the Womble escape route along the 1/2 Marathon Course, were YHC would be taking PAX through Jones and Veteran’s Park, including the neighborhood that encompasses part of Monday morning’s Paradise City EC route. 3 out and 3 in….

Rolling in for EC, I see a dry UTI parked and ready to go. I stress the ‘dry,’ as what I witnessed today after the run may have been quite possible the most unbelievable display of ‘ringing out your shoes and socks. Could have filled a kiddie pool, no joke. The man works hard out there, that is for sure. EC was a nice even paced route along the new greenway. Halfway in, YHC forget to press play on his Garmin, but after everything was said and done, 2+ miles as promised. Did some light stretching as PAX started to roll in. We had DawgPound with Cowboy riding shotgun. And then a car I had never seen before….

Out of the car emerges an FNG, who had read the recent article in Holly Springs Magazine. He said, “I read the article and figured I’d try it to see what it was all about. I figured if I didn’t show up today, I may never try it and this morning was as good a day as any.” As we were getting to know the FNG a bit better, in rolls Oboe and then followed by Nemo. With a few minutes before 6, YHC delivered the disclaimer. All signed sealed and delivered were were ready to go with 25 seconds left.

6 o’clock hit and we took off with the following warm up.

Warm Up: Light job to the back of the lot. Lunges to the middle of the lot. Circle up for the following…. GM’s X10, Hillbillies X12, Imperial Walkers X10, DawgPound Mountain Climbers X10 (as re-learned at Ivan this week…YHC still did them wrong according to Dawg), Fazio Arms 10F/10B, Prison Squats X10. Squat Hold, while explaining the route.

The Workout: Womble Holly Springs 1/2 Marathon escape route, with slight Main St.\Raleigh St. detour. PAX headed out of with a left on Stinson, followed by a right on Raleigh St. Followed that all the way to Holly Springs Rd, where we headed through Jones and then onto Veterans Park. As we ventured out and into the Paradise City EC neighborhood route, PAX were seen periodically picking up the six. Did a quick loop, and DawgPound, FNG, and YHC exchanged some quality mumblechatter. During the run we learned that the FNG is an avid reader, works for the same company as Cowboy as a Technical Developer for Flu Vaccines. Additionally, we learned that his longest run prior to today was a 5k a few years back. Well today, he got his money’s worth and put in a solid effort. At the conclusion of the run, he even indicated interest in running the 1/2 as his company is a sponsor. He now has plenty of instant accountability. Whether he knew it or not, he had it the moment he stepped out of his car this morning. Strong finish at the end by PAX picking up the 6 and remaining PAX as we entered back on Stinson. DawgPound and I trailed a bit behind as we were confirming characters from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. YHC had never seen it before, but apparently since our FNG’s name is Carl, this triggered recall for Dawg specific to this cartoon. Hence, the makings of another quality name in F3-SouthWake.

Banana Seat, Princess Cut, Oboe are some of my favorite names ….but this one this morning from Dawg may be up there….Welcome- Master Shake.

As we arrived back, circled up for COT and watched in awe as a now very saturated UTI began ringing out his socks and shirt. It was a humid morning, but a solid run and can’t wait for the upcoming Fall training runs to start. Today was the first of many tours of the route as we set our focus on November’s Half.

FNGs: Master Shake
Mary: Stretches OYO as we did count off and name-o-rama
Announcements: Paradise City tomorrow 5:45 Fitness Test
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX, especially our newest member Master Shake, showing for his first workout getting a mileage PR.
Prayer: Prayers for Shredder and his family. Additional prayers for UTI’s co-worker, Carolyn who is battling cancer. YHC took us out.

Welcome back Rico Suave

 

3 HIMs at GP this morning including Kotter Rico Suave!

FNGs: None  

Warm Up:  10 Willy Mays Haze, 20 SSH, 10 Good Mornings, 10 Windmills, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 10ct Pigeon Pose

The Workout:

Mosey to the wall

3 sets of 30 ct Ascending Testicles

3 sets of 60 ct Wall Sits

Mosey to the rock pile

3 sets 20ct Curls, Triceps Press, Rutrows and Ground Pounders

Return the rocks and mosey to the playground

Aik’n Abs

  • 20 LBCs
  • 10 WWIIs
  • 20  Pickle Pounders
  • 20 x 3 ct Homer to Marge (10 standard, 5 single leg)

Aik’n Arms using face cards (10s)

  • 50 Merkins (diamonds)
  • 50 Dips (clubs)
  • 50 Mountain Climbers (spades)
  • 50 Plank Jacks (hearts)

Announcements: None

Prayer Requests: Prayers for Dauber’s daughter taking the ACT today.  Prayers for all our brothers dealing with financial, marriage or family issues.

PAX of one for a Massacre

PAX: Decoy holding down South Park
Warm Up: Mozy, side straddle hops, imperial walkers, cotton pickers, and Michael Phelps
The Workout: IronPax Week 2, Meatloafs massacre. Easy average…took me 43 minutes and 26 seconds.
Announcements: Dove Hunt at my house in 2 hours 45 minutes!
Prayer: Family and friends recovering from cancer, injuries or illnesses.

3 Years & 1 Onesie

Solid crowd for YHC’s 3 year anniversary – clearly my warnings of no funny business did nothing to deter anyone from showing up.
After some speedy EC with Yogurt YHC donned the infamouse Pikachu onesie to make things really interesting. 0530 was here with no FNGs and we were off (our FNG showed up ~5 minutes into the workout).

EC: Pikachu, Yogurt, Skidmark, Dahmer, Aquaman, Redenbacher

FNGs: Sea Breeze

Warm Up:

Mosey to small tennis court and circle up

3x Burpees OYO
5x Burpees OYO since M4Life’s car clock needs to be fixed
SSH x 53 IC
Breakdancer x10 IC
Good Morning x10 IC
The Workout:

Stay on the tennis courts, partnering up (size matters, speed kinda matters)
Start at fence along long side of court, partner 1 does 10 partner carry fence squats, then wheel barrels the short way across the courts
Partner 2 repeats on the other side
Repeat counting down to 1 dropping by 3 each time. Can’t just do 1 so do 10 on the set of 1.

Mosey across street down hill to the well lit big hill in back
Partner 1 bear crawls to the top, does 10 derkins, crawl bears back down
Partner 2 does crab cakes until they’re back and then switch
Repeat with derkins going down 3 each time (7, 4, 10)

Mosey back across road all the way to pull up bars
Partner 1 does 10 pull ups
Partner 2 holds squat hold or helps partner if need be
Repeat with pull ups going down by 3 to 1….10 if pax can handle all that

Mosey back to tennis courts (big one this time) and line up along side line near fence.
Burpee broad jump across both courts to the other fence. Circle up for mary.
Mary:

LBC x20 IC
Plank hold for 3 minutes of fun:
1 minute of left hand up, left leg up, x10 crunches
1 minute of right hand up, right leg up, x10 crunches
1 minute of chill cut, pickle pounders, big boy pickle pounders
Announcements:

Great overview of Travis Manion Foundation by Breach and Lt. Dan.

New coffee spot for Fridays – Harvest Moon near Bass Lake Draft House/Lowe’s Food

T-Claps (Recognition):

Crab Legs for an inspirational summer
Prayer:

Crab Legs

Noah’s Ark & Michelle

Those impacted by 9/11

 

 

Always an honor and a priviledge men – thanks for making the last 3 years great. Can’t wait to see what the next 3 hold in store!

We Shall Remember 9/11

Workout honoring all those who died a senseless death on Sept 11th 2001. 

Shovel Flag was flown at half-mast

Warm Up: some light stretches

The Workout: The YEAR *2001m*(1.24mile) Indian Run, front PAX carrying firehose, end Pax preforms a double merkin burpee then runs to front and takes the hose.

During the run there were *9* Stops where the pax preformed *11* reps of called exercise (3 sets Diamond Merkins, 3 sets Plank Jacks, 3 Sets LBC)

Indian Run ended at the steps down by the football field next to Hunt Center….

Run Up The Steps and preform 11 reps Diamond Merkin, run back down bank, run back up steps and preform 11 plank jacks, down bank, Up steps, 11 LBC. Rinse and repeat  2 more times totaling *9* Stair runs and *9* sets of the *11* reps.

Mosey to tennis court, each pax carrying the fire hose for a 10 count.

Partner UP – Wheel Barrow Merkins *9*s (there are 5 lines which mean you can start with 9 Merkins on the first line, then 8, 7, 6, 5… then vacuum wheel barrow back, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Mary: Each Pax Called an *11* Rep exercise- WW2, ‘forgot’, Heel Taps, LBC, Low Slow Flutter, Double Merkin Burpees to finish.
Announcements: please see Slack
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: 9/11 victims and survivors, Noah’s Arc family, John Deere wife knew……