FNGs: none, but welcome back Cobol!!!
The pax were warned this was an homage to my very first f3 workout. It was led by M4Life, who I thought would attend. Alas, was not to be.
EC: Shamwow with a mile PR! Maybelline and Slide Rule out there early as well.
Warm Up:
Quick lap, ssh, good mornings, merkins, imperial squat walkers
The Workout:
11s on the Half Pipe
Merkins on one side, wwii on the other.
EC burpee in the middle if you wanted…. Looked like everyone wanted.
Extra trip of 10 each if you finish early.
Shamwow hit his stair goal during this portion.
Abyss!
The PAX were introduced to a new workout move, the *Devil Burpee*. As we all know, the Blue Devil takes the already insufferable Bobby Hurley (slap the floor like a d-bag, then miss a jump shot) and captures the more full essence of Duke with a defensive flip. So, jump squat+ Turkish get up.
The Devil Burpee adds another layer of d-baggery by adding a Burpee before getting up off the floor (seriously, after flopping, doing push-ups before standing back up, ugh).
These are 100% guaranteed to spike your heart rate or your money back.
So, head to bottom of Abyss, 2 Devil Burpees. Top, x4, Bottom x6, etc.
Stop at the top with 12x Devil Burpees.
Audible was called where the 12 could be skipped if the pax raced someone up the stairs.
Mary:
Traveling Mary! Start on baseline of field, do 10x Mary exercise, Sprint to mid field. Repeat x8, sprinting half field each time.
Recap:
Holy cow. My heart rate averaged 141 for this nonsense. 29 flights of stairs, just over 5 miles (including EC), and will over 1k calories burned on the morning. Great job everyone pushing hard. Not a lot of mumble chatter, whole lot of really heavy breathing.
Announcements:
2.0 Saturday. Spartan race (see Shamwow, Dahmer)
T-Claps (Recognition): great job to glass jaw pushing himself! And Shamwow with the mile PR!!
Prayer: Crab legs, Glass Jaw employment opportunity
Sweat Angels and Blimps
/in Sheepdog /QIC: DovetailPAX: 16-bit, Beater, Cricket, Cupid, Dovetail, Norm, Trojan
Showed up to Norm and Cupid finishing up a good EC (Norm’s first!). Norm reported he also did a 120-burpee penance the night before for fartsacking on an HC for Kenny’s Grave. Way to work Norm! Had 2 Sheepdog first-timers! Trojan and Cricket.
FNGs: none
Warm Up:
Mosey, Run in place, drop on Q’s command, get up, run in place, wall hops (hands on the wall, hop side to side over it as you move down the wall), then over to the circle wall and go around twice, half in walking erkin and half in walking derkin position.
TheWorkout:
BLIMPS – 4 ROUNDS
Rx is 10,20,30,40,50,60, but due to time constraints, opted for a 10,10,20,20,30,30 structure each round instead
B – Burpees × 10 – 40 total.
L – Lunges (jumping) × 10 – 40 total.
I – Imperial Walkers × 20 – 80 total.
M – Merkins × 20 – 80 total.
P – Plank Jacks × 30 – 120 total.
S – Squats × 30 — 120 total. (Alternate with sumo squats)
On the 4th round, whoever finishes first calls “done” and the group moves on to the next exercise.
Combatives:
Wrist grab escapes, with some discussion around appropriate levels of response.
Mary:
Each Pax chose an exercise for 10 reps
Sweat angels (snow angels, but with legs and arms off the ground)
Low slow flutter
Freddy mercury
Big boy situps
Windshield wipers
WWIIs
American hammers
Prayer:
Better, Stronger, Faster – $6 Million or TOAST?
/in Cletus /QIC: YogurtPAX: Abe, Banana Seat, Breach, Buford, Cowboy, Kid Cracker, Nemo, Slide Rule, Snap, The Natural, Warbucks, Yogurt
One year F3 anniversary Q apparently had an impact: “I think you toasted us all,” was the compliment coming from Banana Seat.
But, it wasn’t me really, it was all the workouts that I’ve done over the past year. Today, I simply incorporated memorable parts of those beatdowns.
EC: Intervals for Slide Rule, Warbucks, YHC
Warm Up: Mosey to amphitheater, SSH x 55 (shout out to The Natural, who Q’d the entire week of his 55th birthday); yoga moves (shout out to Slide Rule, who Q’d yoga last summer); Bat Wings (shout out to Banana Seat, who always brings excellent material).
The Workout: 15-20x Dips on the ledge, followed by 15-20x Australian Mountain Climbers (shout out to Blue Hen, who brought AMCs to my first Nut Cracker workout–in the rain). Rinse and repeat 3x dips and Australians today.
Mosey to greenway. Guantanimo until each PAX had moved to the front 3x.
Mosey to parking lot: Partnered up. Wheelbarrow to top of parking lot. Add a burpee every time you switch drivers (shout out to Moby, who brought this to Nut Cracker one day). Next, Merkin shuffle (shout out to 187, who seems to like this one). This is where some real “toasting” occurred.
Lots of “recover on the run,” which is my favorite from CHiPs and Emeril Q’ing Paradise City.
Mosey to dirt parking lot. Time for some Jack Webbs to 21. Shout out to Nemo for burning up Disney with this one hot Thursday.
Mary: Slide rule led LBCs while I got ma phone. Next, I led low slow flutter, Hello Dollys, pickle pounders, and Banana Seat led Australian Snow Angels.
Announcements: 2.0 workout Saturday Womble 9 am, check Slack, FB
T-Claps (Recognition): All those great workouts and Qs over the past year.
Prayer: Nemo’s mom’s friend, who fight with cancer is about to end, Breach doctor visit today, Banana Seat’s father in law.
Saw Lightning
/in Crazy Ivan /QIC: DawgpoundPAX: 187, Aquaman, Bulls Eye, Dahmer, Dawgpound, Deadbolt, Emeril, Katniss, Lucky Charms, M4L, Pablo, Pac-Man, POTS, Pumpkin Spice, ShamWow!, Skidmark
I finally got to Q Ivan. Seems like months. It was a big workout. I was running an experiment, zero running, and we had an honorary ceremony for Lucky. He has been a fantastic teacher to all. Especially this big guy. He pushed me when I first joined and I would always be thankful for that. The other big event was a new song was going to debut at Ivan.
EC: Dawgpound, Deadbolt, Emeril, Shamwow!, Dahmer, Skidmark, Aquaman, Bulls Eye
FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Circle Up by your bell.
50 Side Straddle Hops
15 Good Mornings
15 Fazio Arm Circles Forward and Backwards
50 Mountain Climbers
The Workout:
5 Man O Makers
20 Swings
20 Shoulder Presses
Pablo Special (Clean, Squat then Drop Lunges) From 1 to 5
Midget Love Handles
Mini Turkish Getups
50 Mountain Climbers
5 Man O Makers
20 Thrusters
20 Upright Rows
Pablo Special (Clean, Squat then Drop Lunges) From 1 to 5
Midget Love Handles
Mini Turkish Getups
There was more but since things didn’t go as planned today I’m drawing a blank.
Saw Lightning By Beck:
Mountain Climbers
Burpee on ‘Saw Lightning’
Wine Maker on ‘Struck Me Down’
Mary:
Yoga stretches:
Downward Dog
Pigeon Pose
Runners Pose
Chair Pose
Warrior I
Warrior III
Warrior I
Reverse Warrior
Tree Pose
Announcements:
Fritter Foundation won Breath Taker so checkout the Fritter Page for more information
Folks from Raleigh are going down to help rebuild along the coast. South Wake needs to step up and represent.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Lucky for Teaching us all
Prayer:
All injured Pax
Motorboat’s neighbor
All affected in UNCC
Hand Cramps
/in Kennys Grave /QIC: Banana SeatPAX: 16-bit, Banana Seat, Boy George, Cupid, Dawgpound, Dovetail, H1N1, Messi, Modify, Overachiever, R22, Slots
12 PAX for a bricktaculous workout at KG. YHC filled the trunk with some red bricks last night for a not so FNG workout. Overachiever started this Monday so he was the freshest PAX member to join us at KG. YHC returned from EC with 3 minutes to go. PAX grabbed a brick for each hand and away we went.
EC:
2.5 miles: Cupid, H1N1, Messi (bike), Overachiever, Banana Seat
HC/Fartsack:
Norm – alarm problems
Warm Up:
Get bricked for warm ups
Laps around parking lot with carioca and some butt kickers.
Air squared x20
Windmills x10
Stretches w/o bricks
Sir fozio arm circles 10F 10B
Good mornings x10
The Workout:
Partner up and then mosey over to the baseball field
Brick-barrows – Take turns with partner brickbarrowing base to base. Squat hold when complete. All PAX went back to 3rd base to help bring in the six.
Lunge walk the bases with bricks overhead. Brickees X5 at each base. Squat hold for the six.
Mosey back over to the parking lot
Brick-a-sides
P1 runs to cones and back with bricks, 4 distances (tap the ground with brick when changing directions)
P2 does exercise called with bricks AMRAP
1-Bricklers (nipplers)
2-Hammer Curls
3-Morning Wood
4-Triceps
Hand stretches once completed
PAX was pretty smoked but lot of time left on the Vivoactive. So we circled up with our bricks.
Brick flys x20 IC (fly out to side, down, then out to front, down = 1)
Plank jacks on bricks x20 IC
Hand release merkins with brick extensions out to side for the release x10
Mary with bricks of course:
American Hammers x15
Boat Canoes x15
WWI’s x15
Have a nice day!
T-Claps (Recognition):
YHC called out the 6 to hear a little about them. However, we just did this with Dovetail so the next HIM inline was Boy George. He was returning to the gloom since Oct 4, 2018. BG got his name because he use to play in an 80’s hard rock cover band. F3 has helped contribute to his strong running ability. BG accomplished a double marathon, a 100-miler, some ultra’s, etc. BG showed some emotion as he realized what he’s been missing in the gloom. Awesome work my man and welcome back!
Announcements:
Events and Runs coming up, Dads 2.0 workout this Saturday, Dads Camp, TC Awareness month coming to an end.
Prayer:
16 bits MiL’s husband had foot amputated
Praise for Boy Georges wife finishing dental school with honors
H1N1 work travel
UNCC families
Cupid’s friend having back surgery
Banana Seats good friend Brandon had a heart attack a couple weeks back
Crab Legs and injured PAX
YHC thought of the 3 Little Pigs story when loading the bricks up last night. The house stood strong once made with bricks. They make us stronger during a workout just like making a foundation stronger. We need to build a strong group of friends that will support you, such as F3. HIM to lean on during life’s struggles. Sharing this metaphor was a bit different but hopefully you get the idea.
It was a great day to be at Kenny’s Grave. I hope all the PAX got stronger and pushed outside your limits. It was almost a Q merlot near the end of suicides but held strong. Only 1 brick was destroyed by Messi. Thanks for letting me lead again guys and for the company this week.
BS Out!
Devil Burpees!!!
/in Disney /QIC: Slide RulePAX: Breach, COBOL, Crab Legs, Dahmer, Glass Jaw, Lipton, Maybelline, ShamWow!, Slide Rule
FNGs: none, but welcome back Cobol!!!
The pax were warned this was an homage to my very first f3 workout. It was led by M4Life, who I thought would attend. Alas, was not to be.
EC: Shamwow with a mile PR! Maybelline and Slide Rule out there early as well.
Warm Up:
Quick lap, ssh, good mornings, merkins, imperial squat walkers
The Workout:
11s on the Half Pipe
Merkins on one side, wwii on the other.
EC burpee in the middle if you wanted…. Looked like everyone wanted.
Extra trip of 10 each if you finish early.
Shamwow hit his stair goal during this portion.
Abyss!
The PAX were introduced to a new workout move, the *Devil Burpee*. As we all know, the Blue Devil takes the already insufferable Bobby Hurley (slap the floor like a d-bag, then miss a jump shot) and captures the more full essence of Duke with a defensive flip. So, jump squat+ Turkish get up.
The Devil Burpee adds another layer of d-baggery by adding a Burpee before getting up off the floor (seriously, after flopping, doing push-ups before standing back up, ugh).
These are 100% guaranteed to spike your heart rate or your money back.
So, head to bottom of Abyss, 2 Devil Burpees. Top, x4, Bottom x6, etc.
Stop at the top with 12x Devil Burpees.
Audible was called where the 12 could be skipped if the pax raced someone up the stairs.
Mary:
Traveling Mary! Start on baseline of field, do 10x Mary exercise, Sprint to mid field. Repeat x8, sprinting half field each time.
Recap:
Holy cow. My heart rate averaged 141 for this nonsense. 29 flights of stairs, just over 5 miles (including EC), and will over 1k calories burned on the morning. Great job everyone pushing hard. Not a lot of mumble chatter, whole lot of really heavy breathing.
Announcements:
2.0 Saturday. Spartan race (see Shamwow, Dahmer)
T-Claps (Recognition): great job to glass jaw pushing himself! And Shamwow with the mile PR!!
Prayer: Crab legs, Glass Jaw employment opportunity
Muggy May 1st Beat-Down
/in Thunder /QIC: DustyPAX: Bulls Eye, Dusty, Emeril, John Deere, Kermit, Kubota, Lipsync, Rams, Tofu
FNGs: None
Warm Up: Jog to grass near pond: Side Straddle Hops, Daisy Pickers, Fazio arm circles
The Workout:
Jog to road on sidewalk, stopping at 10 light-posts doing Double Merkin Burpies at each pole, increasing count from 1 to 10 (55 total)
Jog to rock pile for 3 sets of 15: Curls, Triceps press, shoulder press, bent over rows and squats. Lunges and bear crawl to horseshoe pits in between.
Jog to pavilion for two sets of 15: Dips, Diamond Merkins and balls to wall.
Jog back to tennis courts, each PAX picking an exercise for 10 reps.
Mary: Shoulder taps, plank, LBC’s, WWII
Announcements: F3 Dads this Saturday
Prayer: Crab Legs, Family of Students at UNC Charlotte, life struggles
Fresh Blood
/in Speed Racer /QIC: LipstickPAX: 187, 3rd Cousin, Aquaman, Axe, Blue Hen, Da Business, Emeril, Foghorn, Lipstick, Moby, Pablo, Particle Board, Peak Week, Rut, Snap, UTI, Yogurt
EC: Aquaman, 187
Warm Up: Mosey to the backlot by softball diamond. SSH x50, Daisy Pickers x12, Sir FAC x10, reverse x10 and overhead clap x15, Demonstration of the Ski Burpee (aka J-Lo Burpee) 5OYO + 5OYO for UTI being late.
The Workout: Mosey over to Elementary side and stopped along way for BTW x15 with Shoulder Taps. Mosey to back road by playground and partnered up. Partner 1 crabwalked to playground and did pull ups x10. Partner 2 stayed back and SSH. (switch and repeat) On second go round Partner 1 bearcrawled to playground and did pull ups x10. Partner 2 held plank. (switch and repeat) Next we mosey to the far lot and partner wheelbarrows 7 spots at a time. Once we both did 7 spots we did 5 Ski Burpees and continued to wheelbarrow until end of lot. We repeated this twice for the full length of the lot. Next we mosey back to the BTW location and partner 1 BTW x15 count while partner 2 Al Gore (switch and repeat), Round 2 BTW right arm up, left arm up, regular, while partner 2 Al Gore (switch and repeat, Round 3 all PAX BTW x20 Shoulder Taps.
Mary: Nipplers x15, Mountain Climbers x15, Peter Parkers x10, LSF x10, 6 inches and 45 x10, Homer to Marge x15, Pickle Pounders x20
Announcements: Dad’s camp, Fill the Q Sheet up or you will have to continue to listen to my country cadence!
T-Claps (Recognition): All Pax for getting out of bed this morning
Prayer: Aquaman’s friend Jennifer battling cancer, Moby’s father Tom and his road to recovery, UNCC shooting, Crablegs
10’s all out
/in Possum Trot /QIC: BeaterPAX: 16-bit, Beater, Blue Hen, Cricket, Cupid, Doc, FedEx, H1N1, Katniss, Messi, Moby, Modify, Noah's Ark, Norm, Overachiever, Particle Board, Peak Week, Potts, The Natural, Trojan
20 PAX came out to help me pre-celebrate 10yrs of blissful marriage and first time Q-ing Possum Trot. Weather was right, mood was right, crowd was right; in recognition of our 10yr wedding anniversary all exercises were done in reps of 10.
Some for EC – Messi, H1N1, not sure the others, not sure about Fritter Foundation (tag yourself if you were there for it, sorry I forgot to ask)
Warm Up:
Light jog down to the baseball concession stand for Warm-up: SSH, FAC (forward/backward), Good Mornings, arm and elbow stretches, Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Hill Billies (10 ea).
The Workout:
Mosey back up to rock pile for a little more motivation, circle back up in the main lot for some 10’s:
Curls for the girls, over-head press, rut rows, merkins (10 ea); move to the right; rinse and repeat 5x.
Squats, bus drivers, elbow extensions, merkins on rock (5 for each arm) (10ea); move to the right; rinse and repeat 5x. Thanks to all the PAX calling out cadence.
Move three rocks to the left, pick up rock, partner up. Lunge and John Cusack back to the rock pile (the long way)
Mary:
Bear Run (new?? Indian Run but with Bear Crawl instead of running) PAX lined up on one tennis court boundaries with enough space to for merkins, squats, diamond merkins, LBC’s, Freddy Merc’s, low slow flutters, box cutters, WWII’s, mountain climbers, Spider Man. First PAX starts Bear Crawl while other PAX do exercises, once PAX reaches front last PAX starts and new exercise begins (due to time we sped up the bear crawl and exercises)
Announcements: Q Source at Stick Boy
Prayer: FedEx’s neighbor’s wife, 16-Bit’s step father, Crablegs, UNCC families and students, unspoken
Big Reaction
/in Running 4 the John /QIC: LipstickPAX: Cowboy, Lipstick, Nemo, Pablo, Skidmark, Slide Rule, UTI, Yogurt
8 PAX for the John
Warm Up: SSH x25, GM x10. MH x10, Frankensteins x10, Butt Kickers, High Knees
The Workout: “The Dipper” Slide Rule decided to go reverse and kill all the strava segments along the way.
Announcements: Dad’s Camp on Saturday
T-Claps (Recognition): Nice Run Slide Rule see what happens when you put some effort into things! 🙂
Prayer: All those impacted by UNCC shooting, Crablegs – We are pulling for you and know God has a plan for you. Keep your head up when one door closes, another opens.
Eleven for 11’s
/in Nutcracker /QIC: NormPAX: 3rd Cousin, Blue Hen, Breach, Da Business, Flanigan, Moby, Norm, Peak Week, Philly Special, Puddles, The Natural
11 PAX showed out in perfect weather conditions to get stronger. 62 degrees with low humidity. Great conditions for an early morning beatdown to include a field trip to the industrial park.
Wiggly was out due to allergies so I stepped in fresh off of a 4 day family cruise and ready to work off all the time spent sitting in front of a plate full of food from the buffet. (I did manage to get to the gym on the ship and work in a run – and did some rock climbing so not all eating and laying around. Also had a 4 year old to keep up with which sometimes feels like a workout.)
EC: Blue Hen, maybe Flanagan, maybe others? (Clearly YHC was not among them.)
FNGs: None.
Warm Up:
The Workout:
Mary:
Pickle Pounders x22 IC (Breach)
Announcements:
Q Source to follow at Starbucks
See Slack/FB
Prayer:
The Natural – friends who recently lost a family member
Moby’s Dad is home
Shredder’s recovery
It’s an honor and a privilege to lead you HIM.