Pump Up the Volume

FNGs:

N/A

Warm Up:

To the song Get Low by Dillon Francis…

While song starts SSH X 10. As the song says get low gradually go into squat as low as you can go. Hold squat during … low… low… low…low. Some struggling here,  but effort made. This may have caused some turtle heads, especially SlideRule. Back into SSH X 10,  Morracon night clubs X 20, Plank jacks X 20. Repeat – As song says get low gradually go into squat as low as you can go Hold squat during …. Low… low ….. Low … low. SSH X 10, Morracon night clubs X 20, plank Jacks X 20.

The Workout:

Circle of Burpee Pain.  Playlist was a preview of upcoming evolution of men and continued until everyone finished. (All  along the Watchtower, Immigrant Song, Eye of the Tiger, Livin’ on a Prayer, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Everlong, Mo Money Mo Problems. )

55 – burpees in total with exercises in between.

10 burpees OYO, Plank Hold X 55 IC

9 burbees OYO, Freddie Mercury X 45 IC

8 burbees OYO, Plank Jacks X 40 IC

7 burbees OYO, Flutter kicks X 35

6 burbees OYO, Alternating Shoulder taps X 30

5 burbees OYO, Merkins X 25

4 burbees OYO, Diamond merkins X 20

3 burbees OYO, Slow low merkin X 15

2 burbees OYO, Spider merkins X 10

1 burbee OYO, Ranger Merkin X 5

With everyone winded the PAX transitioned into Evolution of man suicide run.

First up – Spiderman crawl – to first bush along the long parking lot beside the school. Sprint back and plank hold.

Next up – Bear crawl to second bush. Sprint back and plank hold.

Third round -Duck walk to third bush. Sprint back and plank hold.

Final round – Run to the last tree bush.  Sprint back and plank hold.

Evolution of man and song concluded and the PAX formed an Indian Run with most with most winded at this point. The PAX made their way back to the cars for Mary.  Along the way back a sighting of the bearded mystery man appeared. He very much looked like Bernie.

Mary:

Partner up and while listening to Roxanne by the Police the PAX did SSH’s for the entire song and with each “Roxanne” a  partner Merkin Clab was executed.

One round of guantanamo’s followed by plank hold with each pax jumping over each PAX in the circle.  To conclude a quick round of AH’s X 20, Boat Canoe’s X 20, and have a good day.

Everyone gave it what they had with minimal complaining.  The Q had a request for limited running, but a little over a mile was clocked.
Announcements:

See Slack
Prayer:

Noah’s ark and Crablegs.

2 Q’s in one week…

When I started F3 a little over a year ago, I hardly thought I would make 2 workouts in the same week, much less Q 2 workouts in the same week. After postponing last weeks Q due to IR, I rolled into Disney Early to do some scouting and place some cheat sheets for the stations I was going to do.

FNGs:  1 – Welcome Short Cut

Warm Up: Short Run down to the start of the parking lot and circled up near the flag, 15 SSH, 15 Imperial Walkers, 10 Merkins, 10 Fazio Arm Circles, Forward and Backward, 10 Good Morning  (The South Wake Way 🙂 )

The Workout:

             Thang 1: Modified 4 Corners, 1. Merkins 2. LBC 3. Carolina Drydocks 4. Dying Cockroaches. We start with 5 burpees you stack the exercised till you get to three, then do three exercises at each station (dropping the one from the furthest stations)  until you hit 5 and the count down to 1.  Finish with 5 Burpees, harder to explain that do.

Had a little time left mosey’d to the playground.

             Thang 2:  Short Dora 50 Lunges, 100 Step-Ups, 150 squats.

Noticed time was getting close so we did not finish the squats
Mary: 10 Freddy Mercuries, 10 Homer to Marge, Have a nice day

COT:
Count-a-rama:  6
Name-a-rama: 5 Meh 1 FNG
Announcements: Convergence at Sugg Farm on Monday, all other AO’s Close. 9/11 stair climb, 9/11 Day of service at Healing Transitions, see Breach and slack for details.
T-Claps (Recognition): Short Cut, Bobby Dall’s son for getting after it.
Prayer: All kids starting school this week.

NMS: As always it is a pleasure to lead and be among the men of F3.

Return of B.R.O.K.E.D.

EC: 187, Axe, Dawgpound, Dumbo, Pablo

ECECEC: Pikachu

FNGs: None.

Warm Up: 10 x SSH, 10 x Good Mornings. Explained the route and off we go.

The Workout:  Some running AOs refer to themselves as “BRR Friendly”….. R4TJ likes to refer to their flavor of BRR training route as the BLUE RIDGE OUTRAGEOUS KLIMB ELEVATION DEMO. We here at R4TJ like to say that your legs will feel B.R.O.K.E.D. when you’re done – Satisfaction Guaranteed! So…We got B.R.O.K.E.D.!!!

Mary: Not present.

Announcements: Labor Day Convergence AO…Lipstick has the Q. Check Slack and FB for more information

T-Claps (Recognition):  Great work out there this morning everyone….Crossway is no joke and everyone was getting after it. Pikachu for getting in 20 miles this morning!

Prayer: Noah’s Ark and his family, Crablegs and his ALS summer tour, injured PAX, unspoken

It was an honor to lead!

BB a day late but a year better

FNGs: none

Warm Up: the usual suspects – SSH, IW/HB, leg and arm stretches, good mornings

The Workout: Dora’s ugly step-sister Mora(?)

Pax broke into groups of 3.

Partner 1 starred at bottom of the hill completing in no specific order (at least) 100 reps of each with a rock – curls for the girls, shoulder/chest press, tricep extensions.

While partner one was repping, partner 2 ran up the hill, stopping mid way to enjoy 5 burpees before making it to partner 3. Partner 3, who was at the top, was working through (in no specific order) (at least) 100 reps of each – merkins, squats, and WWII’s.

Relay race style, once partner 2 reached partner 3, partner 3 ran down (stopping mid way for that lovely burpee break) to partner 1 and the bob and weave continued until the one-year-old-F3 :Q wrapped up this warm up (27 min deep) and sent the PAX moseying to the tennis courts

After a brief plank hold for the six and some mumble chatter about Mary…. we lined up on the baseline for more fun

1st set – bear crawl 1/2, jog 1/2  across courts into 20 shoulder tap balls to the wall with a 1/2 bear crawl 1/2 jog back to starting line for 1:5 deep squat into calf raises

2nd set – bear crawl full distance across courts into 20 shoulder tap balls to the wall with a full bear crawl back to starting line for 1:5 deep squat into calf raises

3rd set – bear crawl 1/2 jog 1/2 across courts into 20 shoulder tap balls to the wall with a full bear crawl back to starting line for 1:5 deep squat into calf raises

Mary: 18 reps each of American hammers, heel taps, side crunches, with a HAND finisher

Announcements: Check slack and Facebook
T-Claps (Recognition): all you legends for filling my stoke tank up this last year!

Prayer: Fed Ex for guidance with son, Banana Seat family and friends of friend who passed, Noah’s Arc and wife, Crab Legs

17 AT THE NUT FOR A VQ

EC: Norm, Slide Rule, Pigpen

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

Jog around the parking lot and circling up back at starting position. 5 burpees OYO just for fun.

SSH X 20

Fazio F/B X 10

Daisy Pickers X 10

GoodMornings X 10

The Workout:

PAX moseyed to playground with an explanation of 4 different stations before counting off in 4’s.

Group 1: Pullups AMRAP

Group 2: BTTW

Group 3: Merkins AMRAP

Group 4: Sprints up the hill x 4

Once PAX finishes the sprints, rotate. After completing two rounds of this PAX moseyed over to the soccer field for some 11’s.

 

Lining up on the sideline of the soccer field started with a 10 count of planks, ran to other sideline of the field and completed 1 squat, ran back to the other side completing a 9 count of planks, run back to complete 2 squats. Continue until reaching 1 count of planks and 10 squats. Halfway in to this YHC realized planks were much too easy and should have switched it up. Noted for next time!

5 burpees OYO before moseying back to starting position for Mary

Mary:

Circled up and went around with each PAX naming a different ab exercise.

Announcements:

9/11 stair climb

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Norm heading to Fort Jackson, SC in a couple weeks, kids going back to school, unspoken

13 at Purple Cobra for a long minute of exercises

FNGs: none

Warm Up: Moseyed over to behind the new Town Hall Burger and Beer for some Windmills, Good Mornings, Overhead claps, Fozio arm circles, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies and some calf and hamstring stretches.

The Workout: 1 minute AMRAP of numerous exercises followed by run from bottom of Lassiter road to cross street Matthew Drive.  Exercises included Merkins, Squats, Six inch hold, Shoulder taps, Squat Jacks, Chill Cut, Lunges, Side plank to push up, Plank elbow to knees, Speed skaters, In and Outs and Plank See Saw.  1 minute seemed much longer for some of those exercises.

Mary: Time was running short so only 2 exercise for cadence count to 25 Low slow flutter and Superman.

Announcements: 9-11 stair climb. I will have a clown car in the ready leaving Purple Cobra location. I have about space for 5 if you want in. Time TBD.  I will be heading back to Holly Springs after.

T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Warbucks, 187, Dumbo, Deadbolt, Mookie. Good work men and hope you got a good workout in.

Prayer: Unspoken prayers and Deabolt’s friend Jane as she undergoes surgery today

Week 0 IPC

H1N1 and Messi with father/ son EC

FNGs:none
Warm Up:20ssh, fazio arm circles, good mornings and demonstration of  3 exercises that make up the IP challenge for this week.  Sign up as the challenge will soon be at an AO near you.

The Workout:6 rounds of the following

24 squats, 24 merkins, 48 walking lunges and 400m run

Led 30:40:10

H1N132:16

Fedex 33:07

Fonzie 35:21

Sprinkler36:55

Mary:no where to be found
Announcements:Slack and Facebook

Prayer:unspoken, Noah’s ark and his wife, BRR runners health, crab legs

F3 is a superpower.

So after a short sting, err stint on the IR due to a spider bite, no better way to come back to working out than to Q your first work out back. Downtown Train has been a little light in attendance so it was good to see Pax coming in from clown cars and running in from different directions.

FNGs: None

With No FNG’s we took a quick Mosey to the lower level of the parking deck for warm-ups.
Warm Up: 15 SSH, 16 Imperial Walkers, 10 Sir Fazio forward and Backward.

Warm-up complete time to start the warm-up.

The Workout:

Thang 1: A little venomous flavored Dora 123 in honor of my recent spider bite, but unfortunate lack of superpowers.                                                                                                                                                100 Peter Parkers, 200 LBC’s 300 Copperhead Squats

With that completed, we moseyed to the upper level of the parking deck

Thang 2:  Modified 11’s. with  HillBillys and Monkey Humbers with 5 merkins every time you cross the middle of the parking deck.

Still had some extra time so we did

Thang 3:  7’s  with Freddy Mercury’s and Imperial Walkers

Mary:  Pax Did Circle of Mary
Announcements:  9/11 Stair Climb, Labor Day Convergence at Sugg Farm Next Monday, Gump’s Pax Challange to Q 1 workout a Month till the end of the year
Prayer: Noah’s Ark M, all the 2.0’s starting school today

COT:
Count-a-rama:  12
Name-a-rama: 11 Meh 1 Respsect

NMS:  As always my days are always better when they start with F3. Men, if you have not Q, ‘d a workout take that challenge, I am sure if you ask someone would Co-Q your first workout and/or help you plan it.

It’s called a plank, not downward dog.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Quick mosey from the Ting Lot up the ramp to the ticket booths. SSH x50 (for Pikachu), Frankenstein x15, Imperial Walker x12, Daisy Picker x15 (Slow), off to the thang…
The Workout: My first Q at Paradise City and this was a crew who I knew would bring it. I was just trying to keep up… We did a stacked Dora of sorts. Here’s the workout:

All stops were lead in with 2 groups of 4 in an Indian Run through Stop 4 – Where we did partner sprints to the next, on YHC’s count – ending with jail breaks into the last 2. The speed on these Indian Runs were no joke… Nice work men!

Stop 1: 20 Hand Release Merkin, 20 Smurf Jacks

Stop 2: 20 HRM, 20 SJ, 50 Low Slow Flutter (2 count)

Stop 3: 20 HRM, 20 SJ, 20 LSF, 50 Mountain Climbers

Stop 4: 20 HRM, 20 SJ, 20 LSF, 20 MC, 50 second Plank Hold (Emeril calls out to YHC about it being a plank and not downward dog…. Good form!)

Next 4 stops, remove the first exercise and shift down with 50 second planks at each stop. (Pablo to Emeril about downward dog…. “I’m stretching”)

Looking at the time as we inched nearing just the 50 second plank hold left, YHC decided to add 50 WWII’s with the 50 second plank as we rounded back for Mary.

Mary:  Popcorn Mary with 20 count exercises – round the horn for 8 in total ending with Pickle Pounders and Have a nice day.

Announcements: We decided to skip the social calendar for 2020 with YHC at the helm again… 10/12 save the date for South Wake BBQ at Harris Lake. Sign up for Iron PAX Challenge – LED stepping up to run the weekly Q. See Slack.
T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Pablo, Lucky, UTI, Pikachu (I think I saw he got +8 this am starting at 4:30, Solid brother…)
Prayer: Noah’s Ark, Unspoken. YHC took us out.

Broken Promises, Re-Runs, No Regrets….

Pre-Blast the night before offers up an ‘easy’ run for Sunday’s edition of AGS. YHC sends out early knowing that Bender Street is in play Saturday night at Bombshell. Midget SC’s and YHC knows what’s up. There will be some Billy Jean choreography playing on FB before the night is over…and yes- no Midget come 6am.  The thing is, YHC sends these pre-blasts for a reason. They may not resonate with all PAX, but they have meaning to what the workout will be the next day. The picture depicts a solitary sad clown flying a kite. For YHC it has meaning. This was the last picture taken before making the decision to hit the reset button… A do-over of sorts.

Every time I roll into that parking lot at Womble, I hit the reset button. I reset what happened the week before and I prepare for what is coming at me in the week ahead. The intent is always to advance forward. When I roll in, I know I’m getting at least 6mi as Redenbacher is parked. No signs of life, but I know he is there somewhere getting 3-4. Plant flag and Boy George Rolls in. He already has scheduled run. Unaware, he has 10 miles lined up and asks if I’m considering Soul Crusher. I reply with an unfortunate no. The rain from the prior days cancelled out that option and we’d be taking it to the streets for hill work. Just as I finish up that dialogue, DawgPound quickly inquires, “Are we really doing Soul Crusher? …because if we are, I’m getting in my car and leaving.” I’ll admit, I don’t know everything about running, but I do know that muddy trails make for injuries and with 2 weeks to BRR, none will happen on my watch. With that, YHC already had an alternate plan. Unfortunately, this may very well be the 4th week in a row we couldn’t put the lake in play due to rain, but given the upcoming BRR, hills would be the perfect formula for this morning’s run. UTI and Oboe quickly join and Cupid rolls in with Backstroke (canine 2.0), who does a perfect Lipstick impersonation 2 minutes before the start. Now its a Sunday as Maybelline and Nemo emerge.

6 o’clock hits and we were off with the following warm up….

Warm Up: Light jog around the Womble lot. Circle up for exaggerated prison squats (2 count on the down 1 count on the up) X10, Good Mornings X10, Imperial Walkers X10, Hillbillies X10, Mountain Cljmbers X10, Frankensteins to the far end of the lot with alternating Butt Kickers. Carioca to the starting point. Squat Hold to explain the route.

The Workout: With Cupid and Backstroke the only ones to Ruck this morning, YHC provided the running route for the 7 PAX looking for miles. This morning’s route would offer 3, 4, and 6 mile routes as they would be Hill segments on Library Hill, Cemetery Hill, and Bass Lake. All 7 PAX opted for the 6 mi option so were ALL IN on the 3 segments. With a sly look and shades of sarcasm, UTI opens up and says “nice to see you are original and repeating what you did last week.” SHOTS FIRED…It must be told that UTI is an avid reader of YHC’s backblasts. While a reader, he wasn’t yet a do’er so today he’d be in it for the long haul. He later proclaimed that his comments were meant to somehow talk me out of the intended route. One thing about YHC is that he is stubborn and when its layed out in the circle, it gets executed. Route would start at Womble Tennis lot and continue through the baseball fields. As we made our way out of the fields, we would advance right onto Grigsby, then Raleigh and eventually onto Main St., where we would detour to the Library. At Library Hill we would continue on the down slope all the way to the speed bump warning. With all PAX at the speed bump line, we’d all ascend at a strong pace to the top.

This is where it got interesting, as Oboe, as if shot out of a cannon, set the ‘standard’ on that segment along with strong efforts by all PAX. YHC then directed PAX to drop off their library books and advance the long way around the lot to the drop off and back up toward the DTT AO meeting spot onto Earp. As we approach Earp, we proceeded left to the Cemetery. At this point, we had Nemo, UTI, Maybelline, and Oboe ahead with YHC, DawgPound, and Redenbacher at the crossroads of really? and yep- let’s do this… Nemo came back to pick up the six and now it was on… Strong push up the hill with Redenbacher finding another gear to the top. As we all stood triumphant at the top, we looked ahead and realized… WTF.. this thing is a damn half pipe. Rolling with it, we descended and climbed to the the stop sign at Main St. Continued up Earp and then a right on Bass Lake. At that point, YHC knew his perfect 2 month streak of 1 hour 5-5+ mi AO’s was in jeopardy. With Bass Lake left, I inform UTI and Maybelline that we may be over if we make it all the way to the Bass Lake lot. We had 17 min left at that point, so we’d be cutting it close with 2 and change left. PAX continued on Earp, circled back for the 6 and then proceeded down Bass Lake. As we made our way down, DawgPound made a detour down Stinson, with remaining PAX moving forward. Told UTI, who was ahead, we’d stop at Salem Ridge and then head back, leaving us 200 yrds short of what YHC had planned. All PAX made it to Salem Ridge and extended beyond to the lot before proceeding back up Bass Lake.

At this point, I’m not sure what happened, but the push from the remaining PAX was incredible. Maybe it was the right song in a play list, maybe PAX wanted to get back to the lot before 7:15, but somehow we found a groove in that last segment and pushed each other to an 8:43 pace before hitting Stinson. Finished the route to the flag, some getting a 10K, others 7 and 9 with EC.

Overall- just flat out strong efforts.

Mary: Stretches OYO
Announcements: ShamWoW has PC tomorrow.
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX getting miles in on a Sunday. Maybelline 2 weeks in a row putting in some quality hill work post-rehab
Prayer: Noah’s Ark and his M, Michelle. Continued prayers for health and healing. Those on IR. YHC took us out.