Midget who?

solid 13 PAX turned up for a sweet hot and sticky evening Thunder work out.

Warm Up: mosey to rock pile, 20 Cadence side straggled hop, 15 Cadence daisy pickers.

Grab a rock and mosey to picnic shelter.

The Workout: THE DECK OF CARDS.

Card Value = Rep, FACE CARDS = 10, Ace = 15, 2 x Jokers = 10 double merkin burpees.

Full Deck Completed = 99 Reps of each exercise….

Hearts – Mountain Climbers Cadence

Diamonds – what else…..diamond Merkins…

Spades – Peoples Chair & Wonder Bra with rocks

Clubs – Balls

Mary: mosey to rock pile… one arm pickle pounder with other arm holding rock on back (10 Cadence each arm)

mosey to tennis courts..

20 Cadence Box Cutters

10 Left, 10 Right Straight Pretzels

10 Left, 10 Right Cadence Toe Taps

20 Cadence American Hammers

Announcements: Holly Springs Police Torch Run – 0715 25th May, Memorial Murph 0700 Womble… Bender Street first full set Lincoln May 19th…forgot the rest….
T-Claps (Recognition): none
Prayer: Shredder weight bearing…

R4TJ – gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble…. GOBBLE

FNGs: Welcome Face Plant!  He is one of the 12 Oaks gang and a semi-recent resident to Holly Springs and NC at large.  He and his family spend their downtime skiing in either the waters of Florida or on the slopes in the mountains.  The PAX struggled in the naming process this morning, as typical the turkey left them pretty lethargic (all that tryptophan?) so we zeroed in on his favorite activities and envisioned a face plant and so he was named.

Warm Up: At about 10 minutes to start time, Cowboy, Maybelline and YHC stood alone at R4TJ as we watched Lipstick quickly exit his truck for the john.  Shortly after, Lipsick exited and began running laps around the parking lot… strange but not unusual.  We shrugged and considered the allure of the LED beatdown at Possum Trot, “this is probably it..??” we thought.  Within a few minutes or so, Nemo and Yogurt arrived on the scene.  Good!  More running buddies 🙂  Bad!  Yogurt hill repeats 🙁  JK Yogurt JK.  Within a minute of start an SUV came barreling in.  To our surprise…  A 12 Oaks clown car complete with an FNG.  As Kitty would say… Let’s GO!

So… stretching is apparently bad or has no advantages…  So… we like… jogged together around the parking lot and stuff…  PAX were encouraged to butt kick, high knee, or really do anything that made them feel like they were ready to run.

The Workout:  The Turkey!!!  A 5+ mile route that makes the rough shape of a turkey on the Strava map.  She’s a big ole bird and she gets a little angry when you approach from the back side (Crossway).  No surprise, the 12 F3 PAX had little trouble running this turkey down.

Mary:  Thy name is Yogurt – Yogurt’s Ting Hill Repeats – Guaranteed to make you faster, stronger, and a better human being!  Cowboy, Nemo, Yogurt, Boy George, Lipstick and YHC were present.(note the 12 Oaks Clown Car didn’t stick around… I kid, I kid)

Announcements:  Tryptophan really did a number on these guys today…  Silence

T-Claps (Recognition): ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Prayer:  Yep, tryptophan again…  YHC took us out.

Millennial

FNGs:None.

EC : 5 for EC with 1 biker. Fonzie, Cupid, Pikachu,H1N1,LED, Messi
Warm Up:Fabio arm circles. IW, Hillbillies, Good mornings
The Workout:100 count of each with ~100yd run in between.

partner up and complete exercises. First partner to 100 starts run.

SSH, LSF,merkins, curls for girls,boat canoes,rut rows, squats,triceps extensions, plank jacks,  50 burpees per pax

Mary:none
Announcements: Vote for 2nd f salamander game on slack.  See slack and FB for other announcements
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Physical health among pax’s, Soldiers abroad and at home and their family’s at home.

Brick Barrow 2

It was absolutely awesome getting to do my very first F3 workout again.  Even though I had breath taker it was still a pleasure to see how far I’ve come.  Thank you all for coming out for my 2 year anniversary workout.  I couldn’t ask for a better group of men that supported me in my F3 journey.  The accountability and fellowship matter, so much to me.   Without F3 I would probably be posting 3 times a week at a gym somewhere.  Making no real progress in life nor fitness.  I am truly grateful for every pax in South Wake.

EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Slide Rule, Chips, Pikachu, Nemo, Brony, Moby, Peak week, Flanigan

FNGs: AAA — How we got here.  He looked like former Atlanta Braves Pitcher John Rocker.  At least this is according to Flanigan.  I guess Mr. Rocker had batteries thrown at him.  So AAA.

Warm Up:

Run by the road and end up at the place where we keep the bricks.  Each PAX grabbed two bricks.  We didn’t put the bricks down until the end of the workout.

Circle up for the following
10 Windmill
10 Fazio Arm Circles Forwards and Backwards
25 Morroccan Night Club
30 Mountain Climbers

The Workout:

Partner up.  Each partner ran in a different direction around the loop in front of the school.  When they meet up do a descending count by one from 10 to 1 of Broke Back Merkins with shoulder taps.  This means tap right shoulder, tap left shoulder, merkin.  That was one rep.  I remember this torching me my first workout and always wanted to see how I fared after a got used to F3.

After the Broke Back Merkins we jogged to the soccer field.  No one partner dropped his bricks so he can hold his partners feet.  We brick barrow across and back from the soccer field.  There was some beautiful picking up the six here.

Once everyone made it back we ran to the side of the school.  Next up was Moby’s favorite Jack Webs.  1 to 3 ratio.  We went up to 10 and 30.  I think my first workout I did very few at this point.  It was nice seeing what F3 has done for me from a fitness point of view.

Mary:

We jogged to the gate where we return the bricks, but we held on to them for a moment longer.

Low Slow Flutter with clapping bricks
WWII with the bricks overhead
Plank Jacks
Have a Nice Day

Announcements:

See Slack
Charity opportunity this Saturday at Holly Springs Food Cupboard from 9 to 12.
Slide Rule was approach by someone about a charity opportunity and will be reaching out to guys.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Moby’s Dad
Shredder
Crab Legs
Pilgrams’ Dad
Bernies’ Step Dad

Field Day at Purple Cobra

8 PAX got stronger at Purple Cobra with a ring of fire beatdown with 4 for EC.

EC: 187, Dahmer, ShamWow!, Warbucks

Warm Up:
SSH x25 IC
Imperial Walkers x15 IC
Hillbillies x10 IC
Windmill x10 IC
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 forward / x10 backward

The Workout:
Mosey behind Harris Teeter on the way to Goodwill parking lot. YHC had setup 8 pain stations for Ring of Fire and with 8 PAX, so it worked out well. Upon arrival, YHC was informed that it was field day at some schools today, so this was dubbed our version of field day. Ring of Fire consisted of 1 minute AMRAP at each station with a 15 second break between stations, rotating at the sound of the air horn until PAX visited all stations.

Pain Stations:
1. Jump rope
2. Merkins
3. Curls with 2 rocks
4. Squats
5. Build a Bears
6. Lunges
7. WW I’s
8. Burpees

Once all 8 stations were hit, we ran a lap around Lassiter Mill and back to Goodwill. We stopped at the guardrail for 15 rows IC, 10 dips IC, 10 derkins.

Rinse and repeat for round 2.

Mosey back to start. YHC and 187 put back the rocks while Shamwow! led a round of shoulder taps.

Mary:
LSF x20 IC
American Hammer x20 IC
Homer to Marge right leg up x20 IC
Pickle Pounders x20 IC
LBCs x10 IC
Plank hold x10
Freddie Mercury x20 IC

Announcements:
Need Q at Purple Cobra next week. Sign up on the Q sheet!
Memorial Day Murph – see Slack for details.

T-Claps (Recognition):
We had a lot of strong jump rope abilities this morning. Nice moves Deadbolt, Plex, Tube Socks!
Dawgpound for 2 years with F3.

Prayer:
187’s neighbor Tom, Pablo’s mom, Dahmer and M’s test results.

Ultimate at Mutiny

EC: LED, Fonzie, Cupid

FNGs: None

Warm Up: None, YHC totally forgot to do warmup, my bad.

The Workout:

Ultimate Frisbee, Shirts v Skins!

For every drop, we did an exercise. Exercise switched after 2 goals. Burpees, hand release merkins, turkish getups, LBCs, squats, few other things.

Every goal, PAX called an exercise the group did. Scorers only had to do half, if they wanted.

Highlights: Some great catches by lots of PAX (even the ones that were out of bounds!), lots of blocks and sprints

High Lights: The glare from the lights, the glare from the Skins

Low Lights: the not-so-glow-in-the-dark frisbee, LED being so tanned we kept thinking he was a Shirt

Mary: None

Sprints: Yogurt, Noah’s Ark, Banana Seat, Sugar, Black Knight, Cupid

Announcements: Try some new AOs out, spread the PAX around!

YHC will be leading ladder sprints post-workout at Fuquay AOs for interested PAX (thinking Mutiny and Kenny’s Grave/Sheepdog). Great way to improve your speed and endurance. Only takes a few minutes, it’s worth it.

T-Claps (Recognition): Happy birthday Yogurt!

Prayer: Dauber’s hamstring, Shredder, Crab Legs. Banana Seat’s kid with pneumonia. H1N1’s travel for work

Rock Work

Great weather this morning and a good number for EC as Emeril, Dawgpound, Cowboy and Dumbo headed out.  YHC was on the run a little after and we all headed down and around Womble.  Saw Bernie and Pilgrim doing some serious speed work along the way – killer pace and always cool to see a couple guys out there working together, holding each other accountable.
Warm Up: Standard jog around the big block but with more traffic than usual.  Circled up in the lot for the regulars and then added 5 burpees OYO by accident.  YHC saw Dumbo jump in late on the jog but it was just for a bathroom break.
The Workout: On the jog to the rocks and we each got a solid rock to use for an arm set.  Circled up behind library on one side of what I call the smile.  Started with biceps doing 7s.  After 1st set we ran to far end of smile, plank hold then 10 merkins.  Back to the rocks and we did 2 sets with a break in the middle for SSH.  Another run and merkins then 1 more bicep set.  Next we did the same routine but it was tricep press and skull crushers.  Rounded it all out with the classic Ground Pounder.  Overall, lots of reps and plenty merkins.  Returned the rocks and headed back to start for a bonus set keeping the arms up we did bat wings, 10 count hold, penguin claps, 10 count hold, overhead claps, 10 count hole, penguin claps, 10 count hold and back to bat wings.  Brutal.
Mary: Quick sets of LBC, low slow flutter, American Hammer
Announcements: Cletus now 5:30, Crazy Ivan needs more kettlebell, Holly Springs Food Cupboard this Sat.
T-Claps (Recognition): Happy early 2 year to Dawgpound.  I know I am not alone in saying there have been plenty of days this guy carried/inspired me including when we launched Ivan.
Prayer: Pilgrim and Bernie dealing with illness in family.  YHC took us out

Small Light Poles – there’s 13

FNGs:

ECEC: ShamWow, Pikachu

EC: ShamWow, Pikachu, 187, Axe, Skidmark, The Natural
Warm Up:  Axe lead the warmup with running around ting after each exercise, Side straddle hop, Good Mornings, Imperials, Hill Billies, Arm Circles and Merkins
The Workout:  Partnered up – playing catch me if you can with BLIMPS.  Each pax started with 3 Burpees as they ran and caught the next pax, then that pax did the exercise.  3 Burpees, 4 Lungs, 5 Imperials, 6 Merkins, 7 Pickle Pounders and 8 Squats.  After this, we got at the bottom of Ting ramp and did Merkin Suicides.  We followed the instructions left by Skidmark, but were not certain if he meant suicides where we did latter Merkins at the large light poles or small light polls.  Pikachu liking pain and whatnot determined it must have been the little light poles, 13 total.  1 light pole 1 Merkin, 2 light pole 2 Merkins … to 13.
Mary:  Various ab exercise such as low slow flutter, LBC’s, Freddy Mercury’s, and some taps – lots of taps (shoulder taps, nipplers, back of the head and then butt taps).  You cant make this stuff up…
Announcements:  Rugged Maniac this Saturday, Memorial day at Womble, Cletus is now a 05:30am workout, Derek Davis Aug 17th.
T-Claps (Recognition): Axe leading the warmup and did a hell of a job (he is ready to be Q…)
Prayer: Skidmark –  for the calf, 187’s neighbor Tom for breathing issues Saturday night hospital visit, unspoken

What a sunrise…

FNGs: Nope.
Warm Up: Quick mosey to the lot in front of Wendy’s with a mix of butt kickers and high-knees. SSH x15, The Goof Ball x10, Daisy Pickers x15, Stretching (L/R, R/L, walk arounds), Wide Stance, Pot Stirrers (The German Potato Soup).
The Workout: The U-Turn with some PAX going for 3, 5+ and 10+. Strong times out there with a lot of good pushes up the hills and chases in between. Well done everyone!
Mary: Nope.
Announcements: Q-Sheet awareness continues!
T-Claps (Recognition): T-Claps to @Brexit who stopped and snapped this pic and then ran his arse off to crush it up this hills and finish with what I think was two laps around the finish…
Prayer: Silent Prayers. YHC took us out.

 

3 Mile Island of Pain

FNGs: N/A

Warmup:  20 Fozie Arm Circles, 10 Good Mornings, 20 SSH, 15 Daisy Pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 OYO Burpees, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 15 ct Pigeon Poses

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate around rocks between sets.  Pikachu picked a rock the shape of South Carolina but the size of a truck tire to play with.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders
  • 2 Sets of 10’s – Windshield Wipers and Bench Press
  • 2 Set of 10’s – Rockies and 6 inches

Mosey to the Wall for 3 sets of 35 ct Wall Sits – Prisoner, Al Gore, Standard. YHC explained that BTTWs were out due to broken blood vessels is the eyes that make me look like I have pink eye for a week.  Doc was up to his usual antics with the count downs and YHC had fun with Peak at You’s name which made for some of the best Mumble Chatter in F3SW.

Mosey to the Playground for Aik’n Station Time:

  • 2 sets of 10’s – Shoulder Tap Planks, Dips, Standard Merkins
  • 2 sets of 20’s – Step Ups, Squats, Mountain Climbers
  • 2 sets of 20’s – LBCs, WWIIs, LSFs
  • 10’s – Hand Release Merkins, Dips, 30 ct Supermans
  • 20’s – H2M single legs, Pickle Pounders, Plank Jacks,
  • Finished the workout off with 3 sets of 5ct-10ct Boat Canoes.

Announcements:  Truth In Nature Skeet Shoot fundraiser needs F3 support, Womble Park Memorial Day Murph is on (details in Slack Announcements soon),  GP closed June 1st, Dauber happy to be back in the Gloom after 2 weeks of injury recovery (F3 is just good for the soul).

Prayer Requests:  Drew Pescaro is one of the UNCC Shooting victims (friend of Motor Boatin’s family) and is recovering from intestinal surgeries. Continued prayers for F3 brothers dealing with injuries like Shredder.

YHC took us out.

T-Claps (Recognition): T-Claps for double downs: Pikachu logged over 15 miles at U-Turn before posting GP and Peeping Tom posted @ Whiplash beat down. Also, our brother 3 Mile (named for local Nuclear Power Plant & love for running) for posting DR all the way from Johnson City, TN.