Full Body Beatdown

As promised in the pre-blast, YHC led a full body beatdown and there was an FNG. YHC rolled in around 0500 and noticed the construction crew was setup in our usual parking spot, but at 0500 there aren’t a lot of folks at Harris Teeter so a parking spot was found. I was quickly greeted by Axe and Maybelline and 0505 we headed off on an EC run. We returned to find a handful of Pax waiting to get started and 1 FNG that YHC headlocked into coming out. A quick disclaimer and we were off.

EC: Axe, Maybelline, Warbucks

FNGs: Slaughter

Warm Up:
SSH x20
Windmill x10
Sir Fazio arm circles x10 fw / x10 bw
Seal claps x10 IC
Mountain climbers x10 IC

The Workout:
Jack webbs: 1:3 up to 10:30. Arms were warm, now for some leg action.

Mosey to Goodwill parking lot and partner up, but we really didn’t need partners. We did Slow 7’s – Monkey humpers at 1st island and star jumps at the other island, lunge walking between. Legs done, now for some more arm work.

I don’t have a name for this one, but it was my creation, so I think it needs one. Staying with partners, partner 1 got into wheelbarrow and took 4 “steps” then did 1 merkin, took 8 “steps” and did 2 merkins. This repeated until each partner got to 40:10, switching as needed.

Mosey to the loading dock wall for a staple at Purple Cobra. Split into 2 groups for:

2 rounds of:
People’s Chair and Donkey Hydrants x20

2 rounds of:
BTTW and Alternating shoulder taps

Mosey to guard rail for a set of irkins, derkins, dips.

Mosey back to start for Mary:

Mary:
American Hammers x20
Low Slow Flutter x20
Box Cutters x10
Boat Canoes x20 IC
LBCs x20

Announcements:
F3 Picnic on Oct 12
ShamWow leading a Hal Higdon ½ marathon plan for HSHM. More details to be posted to social channels.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:
Chips family traveling and loss of several Troopers over the past few years in September.
Injured Pax and unspoken

9/11 Stair Climb

At 5:30 a.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 11, over 250 men gathered for the fourth annual 110-flight stair climb at Carter-Finley Stadium to honor the first responders who risked or lost their lives during the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in 2001. South Wake represented well with almost 50 Pax posting.

FNGs: Welcome Side Piece, Smokey, and Swanson!

Warm Up: SSH x20, mountain climbers x20, good mornings x20

The Workout:

110+ flights of stairs.

Kickoff to Football Season

Swish and I had hoped to utilize the soccer facilities but there was already a lot of action there by 9 am so we opted to move to the open field south of the creek that is adjacent to the playground.  With only a few minutes until 9, Shimmer asked if anyone is coming and shortly after I hear Swish say “There is Pikachu!” Soon we see Pikachu emerge (no yellow suit today) with shovel flag in hand, and a little ways behind him is 16-bit and Shamwow! with their 2.0’s. Looks like we have enough for a game! We throw the football for a little bit, 9:00 hits and off we go for a short mosey toward the softball fields, through the overflow parking area, across the bridge by the playground, and back to where we started by the tennis courts. We circle up and squat hold for the 6 back at the flag and then move into warm up exercises…

FNGs: Not this morning.

Warm Up:   Swish and I decided on a 14 count for each of the following: SSH, Squats, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Daisy Pickers, and Goof Balls. All exercises in cadence. Swish and I alternated leading the exercises and there was some mumblechatter of how Swish had his cadence on point. Shamwow! asked if we had practiced the night before, I said we went over cadence but are winging the exercises.

Now that we were all warmed up, YHC and Swish instructed PAX to mosey over to our designated field for some drills. Pikachu grabbed the shovel flag, I grabbed the cones and jerseys and we mosey over to the field. We reach the field and I realize I had forgot to bring the flags. I ask Swish to mosey back to grab them as I get the cones set up for the first exercise.

1st Drill- Agility and Speed

We split the PAX into 2 somewhat even teams and each member ran the drill in the image below. After the team member ran through all of the cones, they would tag the next person in line and they would rinse and repeat. The first team with all members through the cones won and the losing team had to do 5 burpees OYO. After a very close race, the winning team decided to join the losing team with the 5 burpess OYO. Completed 2 rounds before moving to the next exercise.

 

 

 

 

 

2nd Drill- Human Domino

Split the PAX into two groups as YHC and Swish set up cones to mark the distance of the exercise. Groups of 2 from each line would go against each other to see who could get to the end and run back to the line to tag the next group of two. The first person would lay on the ground on their stomach, the second person would hop over them and then lay on their stomach, rinse and repeat until reaching the next set of cones, jump up and run back to the line and tag the next group of 2. The first team with everyone finished won, the losers had to do 5 burpees OYO. Again, the winning team joined the losing team for the 5 burpees OYO.

Scrimmage!

A very competitive game that started off with some confusion on which team Shimmer was on. She had red flags on but was over with the yellow team. Pikachu tells her that it looks like there is an issue with the teams and she says looks like we have an issue with a beard! Shots fired! We all laughed and the game began. The score went back and forth with a few goal line stands by way of some stellar defense! Swish had 2 picks and Pikachu had a long run and put the moves on everyone. The game was won by the yellow team by a last minute long run by McNugget!

Mary: Mosey back to the tennis courts for PAX count of 11 and Name-o-Rama. As we are getting close to the flag, Linedrive comes running up to YHC and says “I am running faster than Pikachu” Shots fired again!

Announcements:  F3 Family Picnic October 12th. Check Slack and Facebook.

T-Claps (Recognition): All of the 2.0’s for playing a great game and having fun! All PAX for making it to the workout. Shamwow! for rucking his 2.0 Hitchhike for the entire workout!

Prayer: Injured PAX, unspoken

YHC took us out. It was an honor to lead and a great time playing flag football!

What is Morning Wood?

Another humid but not so bad soupy morning for a workout. Mutiny had cars that just kept coming in. We had 18 total PAX. Two for EC arrived just before the workout started. (Norm and Martini) Planted Cupid’s flag but no Cupid. No FNG’s. 0530 so we blasted off like this.

Warm Up:
Lap for warm up with butt kickers and high knees then snake on hill. Circle up in middle of field

Up downs x10
Mtn climbers x20
Carolina dry docks x20
Sumo squat x20
Lower body stretches

The Workout:
Partner up with like speed
Catch me if you can with morning wood on track ~ 1 mile
P1 fast mosey P2 does morning wood on each arm, then chases down P1. Tag and switch exercises.
Switch from mosey to backwards run every other time you run
*A 4 year veteran asked “What is Morning Wood?” YHC quickly responded to see the exicon.*
– This is a Turkish Get-up without the Kettlebell. Laying flat on back with one arm raised sit up and then come up into a standing position. Added degree of difficulty = don’t use other hand to push yourself up! (A Turkish Get-up without a Kettlebell is aka A Turkish Get-up.)
YHC called recover then mosey to upper field.

Suicide merkin ladder – start at center field. Shuffle or carioca to right cone 3 merkins back to center field 3 merkins, then to left cone that’s further out 6 merkins back to center 6 merkins, right cone even further out, 9 back to center 9, left cone 12 center 12, right to end of field 15 back center 15. Cones will be spaced longer as you go.
Plank for the 6
10 big boy sit ups to catch our breath
Rinse and repeat with star jumps
10 BB sit ups

Burpee plank ladder
PAX plank about 3 feet from each other. HIM at the end hops up, jumps over next guy then performs a burpee. Continue this until you reach the end of ladder then return to plank. Each HIM goes twice.

(Rapid) Mary:
American hammer 20
Box cutter 20
Freddy Mercury 20
Heels to heaven 20
Dying cockroach 20
HAND

Announcements:
FB slack, CSAUP Odyssey, Norms departure

Prayer:
FedEx M for healing, Noah’s Ark M, Shredder’s dad passed away,Banana Seats uncle passed yesterday after battle with cancer, Crab Legs always, unspoken

Always great to be in the gloom. Most guys cannot fathom waking up this early. My M says she sees a big difference in the days that I do and don’t post. The days I do post always tend to bring more energy to the day and days I don’t post seem to be slothish (probably not a word). Anywho…I appreciate all the hard work each of you put in today and every time you post. Keep pushing that rock and if you need help pushing it, let somebody know. I’m sure someone will help you!

BS Out!

Ice cream was a bad idea…

FNGs: none
Warm Up: Standard warm up loop around town hall, the church and back.
SSH x 20 (ShamWow and Aquaman stopped by for a couple), Windmills x 10, Imperial Walkers / Hill Billies x 10 each, Daisy Pickers x 10
The Workout: Everyone grabbed a rock and met at the amphitheater for the start of a two-sided (of the library) workout.
Side 1:

  • single leg row x 10 each side
  • ground pounders x 10
  • burpee, with rock, with a curl at the end x 10

jog around to…
Side 2:

  • yoga squat (squat, then pivot at knees and back to squat, then stand up) x 10
  • lunge to other side of the parking lot
  • side lunges x 10

We did this for three rounds. On the last leg, YHC found himself… moved to take care of some business while everyone completed their lunges. Returned rocks and mosied back for Mary.
Mary: Plank for 10 count, raise arm for 10 count, repeat for other side. Pickle pounders x 15, Homer to Marge x 15, LBCs x 15, WWIIs x 15, American Hammers x 15
Announcements: F3 South Wake picnic Oct 12th at Harris Lake. Details and signup sheet on Slack.
Prayer: Noah’s Ark’s wife for continued healing. Gilligan for healing after surgery. Those traveling this month. Remembering those that have put their life on the line protecting everyone, some of whom have lost their lives in past months of September (thank you Chips). Praises for health and fitness by way of F3.

I can see for Miles and Miles and….

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short and sweet – Legs moving in position – High Knees, Wide Knees, High Knees. x12 Frankenstein, x12 Imperial Walker, Misc Leg Stretches – Let’s Go.
The Workout: Multiple PAX for EC this am – varying distance Old Loop (5) Old Loop (3)  and the ME The U-Turn 5+. If I missed you in this count let me know, there were some PAX still out past 7.
Mary: N/A
Announcements: Beer/Milk Mile, Torch Run HS Police, See Slack for dates/codes.
T-Claps (Recognition): Picking up the 6 was a regular occurrence about every 1/2 mile.
Prayer:  Full House’s cousin now cancer free, Pablo’s family friend’s Father who is ill, Noah’s Ark and M, unspoken, YHC took us out.

ABSolute Destruction at Kenny’s Grave

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Stretching out those calves from the stair climb! Slow dynamic stretches first. Then 20xSSH, 10xWindmills, 10xGood Mornings, 10x Sir Fozio Arm Circles.

The Workout:

Round 1:

10x Side to Side Burpees

30x Switch Mountain Climbers IC

20x In-and-Outs

20x Crucifixes

30x Side to Side Low Plank

20x L-sit kicks

10x V-ups

20x L-sit leg switches

30 second Boat Hold Flutter Kick

20 second L-sit hold

Round 2: Round 1 minus the burpees

Round 3: Round 2 minus mountain climbers and in-and-outs

Mary: PAX choice, went around the circle twice. We were pretty beat.

Announcements: None

T-Claps (Recognition): PAX who made it out! It was a light crowd after the stair climb. Our calves hurt. And after the workout, so did our abs.

Prayer: Prayer for those on IR, prayer for wisdom for our government.

What a Playlist!!

The music was fantastic choice this week.  I have already been contacted by numerous Pax for the playlist so here it is:

EC: Chips (I think), Mookie, Pablo, Buford, Particle Board, Katniss
Yoga EC: Dauber Emeril Dawgpound
FNGs:  Maybe next time
Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hops
Imperial Walkers
Hillbillies
Fazio Arm Circles
Good Mornings
Frankenstien Kicks
High Knee Pull

The Workout:

3 Turkish Getups Each Arm
7 Mickey Mouse Push Ups
5 Clean and Squat Each Arm
10 Overhead Press Each Arm
10 Sternum Pulls
10 Alternating Chest Presses
10 Lunge Isolation Each Leg
10 Pull across Body each arm
5 Man O Makers

At this point a challenge was laid.  If all the pax could do two minutes of Low Plank with see saw then we can remove one exercise from the circuit.

Well we all failed.  It was then modify for the last 30 seconds.  I think we failed again, but I was feeling generous.  The pax decided on no Turkish Getups.

7 Mickey Mouse Push Ups
5 Clean and Squat Each Arm
10 Overhead Press Each Arm
10 Sternum Pulls
10 Alternating Chest Presses
10 Lunge Isolation Each Leg
10 Pull across Body each arm
5 Man O Makers

At the end of this round the exercise was Mountain climbers.  Like the ones we did in high school where the foot moving forward actually touches the ground.  Though looking at this video that isn’t what see is doing.  I guess I was taught incorrectly in school.

When doing it the Dawgpound way it makes the exercise a bit harder.  Well we failed here too.  Couldn’t muster two minutes.  I was though feeling generous again.  The pax decide on no Mickey Mouse pushups.  I don’t know why they didn’t choice Turkish Getups again.

3 Turkish Getups Each Arm
5 Clean and Squat Each Arm
10 Overhead Press Each Arm
10 Sternum Pulls
10 Alternating Chest Presses
10 Lunge Isolation Each Leg
10 Pull across Body each arm
5 Man O Makers

Mary:

Mini Turkish Getups
LBCs
Homer to Marge
Some Yoga stretching

  • Downward Dog
  • Hip openers
  • Pigeon Pose
  • Runners Poss

Have a nice Day

Announcements:

Paradise City Fitness challenge
October 12th Family Picnic

T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

All Pax in recovering from BRR and Stair climb.

I Read the Article, So I Decided to Try It….

Pre-Blast advertised a 2+ mi EC, leveraging the new greenway behind the newly developed homes along Grisby. It’s time to up the mileage being offered at AGS with HSHM just around the corner. Today’s Main Event would be a review of the Womble escape route along the 1/2 Marathon Course, were YHC would be taking PAX through Jones and Veteran’s Park, including the neighborhood that encompasses part of Monday morning’s Paradise City EC route. 3 out and 3 in….

Rolling in for EC, I see a dry UTI parked and ready to go. I stress the ‘dry,’ as what I witnessed today after the run may have been quite possible the most unbelievable display of ‘ringing out your shoes and socks. Could have filled a kiddie pool, no joke. The man works hard out there, that is for sure. EC was a nice even paced route along the new greenway. Halfway in, YHC forget to press play on his Garmin, but after everything was said and done, 2+ miles as promised. Did some light stretching as PAX started to roll in. We had DawgPound with Cowboy riding shotgun. And then a car I had never seen before….

Out of the car emerges an FNG, who had read the recent article in Holly Springs Magazine. He said, “I read the article and figured I’d try it to see what it was all about. I figured if I didn’t show up today, I may never try it and this morning was as good a day as any.” As we were getting to know the FNG a bit better, in rolls Oboe and then followed by Nemo. With a few minutes before 6, YHC delivered the disclaimer. All signed sealed and delivered were were ready to go with 25 seconds left.

6 o’clock hit and we took off with the following warm up.

Warm Up: Light job to the back of the lot. Lunges to the middle of the lot. Circle up for the following…. GM’s X10, Hillbillies X12, Imperial Walkers X10, DawgPound Mountain Climbers X10 (as re-learned at Ivan this week…YHC still did them wrong according to Dawg), Fazio Arms 10F/10B, Prison Squats X10. Squat Hold, while explaining the route.

The Workout: Womble Holly Springs 1/2 Marathon escape route, with slight Main St.\Raleigh St. detour. PAX headed out of with a left on Stinson, followed by a right on Raleigh St. Followed that all the way to Holly Springs Rd, where we headed through Jones and then onto Veterans Park. As we ventured out and into the Paradise City EC neighborhood route, PAX were seen periodically picking up the six. Did a quick loop, and DawgPound, FNG, and YHC exchanged some quality mumblechatter. During the run we learned that the FNG is an avid reader, works for the same company as Cowboy as a Technical Developer for Flu Vaccines. Additionally, we learned that his longest run prior to today was a 5k a few years back. Well today, he got his money’s worth and put in a solid effort. At the conclusion of the run, he even indicated interest in running the 1/2 as his company is a sponsor. He now has plenty of instant accountability. Whether he knew it or not, he had it the moment he stepped out of his car this morning. Strong finish at the end by PAX picking up the 6 and remaining PAX as we entered back on Stinson. DawgPound and I trailed a bit behind as we were confirming characters from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. YHC had never seen it before, but apparently since our FNG’s name is Carl, this triggered recall for Dawg specific to this cartoon. Hence, the makings of another quality name in F3-SouthWake.

Banana Seat, Princess Cut, Oboe are some of my favorite names ….but this one this morning from Dawg may be up there….Welcome- Master Shake.

As we arrived back, circled up for COT and watched in awe as a now very saturated UTI began ringing out his socks and shirt. It was a humid morning, but a solid run and can’t wait for the upcoming Fall training runs to start. Today was the first of many tours of the route as we set our focus on November’s Half.

FNGs: Master Shake
Mary: Stretches OYO as we did count off and name-o-rama
Announcements: Paradise City tomorrow 5:45 Fitness Test
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX, especially our newest member Master Shake, showing for his first workout getting a mileage PR.
Prayer: Prayers for Shredder and his family. Additional prayers for UTI’s co-worker, Carolyn who is battling cancer. YHC took us out.

Welcome back Rico Suave

 

3 HIMs at GP this morning including Kotter Rico Suave!

FNGs: None  

Warm Up:  10 Willy Mays Haze, 20 SSH, 10 Good Mornings, 10 Windmills, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 10ct Pigeon Pose

The Workout:

Mosey to the wall

3 sets of 30 ct Ascending Testicles

3 sets of 60 ct Wall Sits

Mosey to the rock pile

3 sets 20ct Curls, Triceps Press, Rutrows and Ground Pounders

Return the rocks and mosey to the playground

Aik’n Abs

  • 20 LBCs
  • 10 WWIIs
  • 20  Pickle Pounders
  • 20 x 3 ct Homer to Marge (10 standard, 5 single leg)

Aik’n Arms using face cards (10s)

  • 50 Merkins (diamonds)
  • 50 Dips (clubs)
  • 50 Mountain Climbers (spades)
  • 50 Plank Jacks (hearts)

Announcements: None

Prayer Requests: Prayers for Dauber’s daughter taking the ACT today.  Prayers for all our brothers dealing with financial, marriage or family issues.