Crazy Indian and the Medicine Ball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VgufM9iLbI

EC: Aquaman, Bulls Eye, Cowboy, Cupid, Full House, Slide Rule.

Some PAX were still rolling in at 5:30. Thought they were all FIA, but then BAM! Crab Legs!

FNGs: Welcome STP–The Racer’s Edge. Disclaimer given.
Warm Up: Mosey to upper parking lot. Fancy feet step up on parking curbs, two steps per curb. All the way down, then all the way back up. Circle up for SSH 25x, GM 10x, the Sprinkler (arms pointed out front, in cadence left 1, front 2, right 3, back to front 4 = 1 rep). Loosens up torso. 10 Merkins, followed by Downward Dog.

The Workout: Was looking forward to applying this format. Indian 1: Kicked off the Indian-run-themed-workout using a 10 lb. medicine ball I picked at a yard sale. This exercise was requested a while back by Deadbolt–I think he called it Pass the Pill. Indian run formation, pass the ball to person behind you, then the six ran the ball to the front. Rinse and repeat. PAX passed the ball at first, but then we advanced to a blind overhead toss. The drop rule was in effect. Drop = five burpees. Was a little slow at first, but then Bulls Eye spiced things up with a drop or two. Probably caused by those gloves he was wearing! Or maybe the bad tosses? Either way, Cupid has dibs on borrowing the medicine ball for his next workout. Medicine ball ultimate?

The Good Morning Burpee was in full effect. Say Good Morning to a walker/runner, if they return the Good Morning, then we do five burpees. We got stiffed on several good mornings–or maybe just could not hear them. Finally, we got a solid Good Morning from Crab Legs as we converged on the greenway. Five burpees, finally!

Indian 2: Rail Road Indian Run. PAX planked up about two feet apart. The six jumped over each PAX, moving to the front of the line. Keep those hips down Slide Rule! Continue til all PAX have jumped.

Indian 3: And this was the toughest one. PAX does low slow flutter while the six does 10 WWIIs. Upon completing the WWIIs, the six runs to the front. I had planned to keep doing low slow flutter continuously, but that proved too much. Thus, we “rested” while each six ran to the front. This was a long round, even with only 12. There were more than single tears on this one!

Field of Dreams/Diamonds Are Forever. More Indian run to baseball dugouts, but sprint from greenway to scoring tower. Meet up at home plate, count off 1, 2, 3, 4. Ones go to first base line for Merkins, twos to second for squats, threes to third for LBCs, fours = the clock at 15 burpees. Complete the burpees and head to first, each group advance until each group did the burpees.

Only 10 minutes left and still want to do feature exercise: the Crazy Indian. Mosey around pond to amphitheater. Assume BTW position. First PAX drops to feet, runs around the wall, cues the next PAX, just like an Indian run, til all PAX have run. Lots of shaking arms–perfectly normal. Done!

Mary: No time, joined kettle bell COT
Announcements: Crab Legs shared his goals during his leave from work: spend time with family and have an impact on ALS. He announced that he will be achieving both soon, as he visits every major ballpark across the country. He’ll visit with and interview folks whose lives have been affected by ALS. He plans to share his journey and those stories via every social media outlet available. Plus, he’ll be looking for mainstream media coverage as well.
T-Claps (Recognition): Nice work by those posting EC this morning!
Prayer: Safe travels and high impact for Crab Legs and his family on their cross-country summer adventure.

Feel the Flow

I was watching some kettlebell flows and figured we should do that.  I do apologize for getting gassed during the workout.  I blame myself and a little bit of Dumbo for getting into that situation.  Huge congrats for Skidmark for finally getting his Fritter.  I had the shirt ready for him for some time.

EC: Skidmark, Pikachu, 187, Dumbo, Axe, Dawgpound, Lucky

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:
Circle Up for the following
Side Straddle Hop
Fazio Arm Circles
Good Morning

The Workout:
The first Flow:
The first flow is supposed to be done with two kettlebells but we only have one each so we modified it.
4 Merkins
3 Each Arm Bent over Row
2 Squats
1 Each Shoulder Press

We did the flow 4 times

Recover on the Midget love Handles

The Second Flow:
Right Arm Row
Right Arm Kneeling Clean
Right Arm Press
Stand Up
Rack and switch Arm

We did 5 Reps each arm.
2 Rounds with Midget Love Handles and Around the world in between

The Third Flow:
Start in a squat
Bicep Curl
Stand Up
Bell over head
Tricep Press
Squat

We did 10 Reps of the following

We then took the bells for a walk around the loop.  With the bell press overhead.  We switched arms half way.

Circled up at the far end of the parking lot.
5 One Arm Kettlebell Swings Right Arm
5 One Arm Kettlebell Swings Left Arm
10 Two Arm Kettlebell Swings

Walk back with the bell press overhead.  Switch half way

We then repeated The third flow, Second flow and first flow

Mary:

Three rounds of the following
Little Baby Turkish Get Ups
Homer to Marge with bell on pelvis
Homer to Marge with bell over head
Low Slow Flutters with bell over head
LBCs

Announcements:

Fitness Test at Paradise City
Crab legs is doing a fantastic thing where he is going to a ball game at each MLB park.  He will be interviewing other folks with ALS to get their stories out there.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Skidmark, Pikachu and 187 did 5 ECs and 5 Posts with their own breath takers.

Prayer:

Crab legs and his travels
All unspoken
Pax and their Parents going through tough times
Getting Pax Healthy

Countdown

Warm Up:

Butt kickers (almost wrote “lickers,” whew); high knees, Samson stretch, Michael Phelps, windmills, imperial walkers

The Workout:

Partner workout, decreasing sets (21,18,15, out of time), with a 200m run in between each

  • Partner squats – partner in plank, hold their legs in your hip crease, and squat
  • Partner leg push downs – lie on your back, partner stands by your head, you grab their ankles for support and do a double leg lift; partner pushes your legs forcefully on every up
  • 35# dumbbell rows from plank

Mary: abs worked into the Thang

Announcements:

2.0 workout at Womble tomorrow morning; Cookout dinner and learn about quality gut health supplements (energy, weight loss, metabolism support, and lots more) at Dovetail’s house Sat, 5:30pm. Ms and 2.0s welcome.

Prayer:

Dovetail’s friend Nathan (marriage struggles); Cricket’s sister who broke both arms in a triathlon; 16-bit traveling for funeral for wife’s stepfather; Shredder

The Rock and the Boulder

EC: Cupid

FNGs: None

Pre-Warm Up: YHC went and grabbed a nice big rock for the beatdown, figuring we’d have ~5-8 people. 10 PAX showed up.

Warm Up: At 530, YHC audibled and asked for a volunteer to go grab another rock from the pile. Modify volunteered and the rest of us took a quick mosey around the parking lot, and then did the following exercises:

20 x IC SSH, 10 x IC Sir Fozie arm circles (F+R), 15 x IC Imperial Walkers, 15 x IC Hillbillies, Michael Phelps.

The Workout: Moseyed over to the rocks where we discovered that Modify’s rock was not a rock, but a small bounder instead. That’s the breaks. YHC did a count off, where we split into two groups of 5 for the workout.  Each group grabbed a rock. From this point on, rocks were not allowed to touch the ground. Group 1 got the rock, Group 2 got the boulder. Plan was to switch halfway though. Each time the rock touched the ground, all PAX had to do a burpee. The number of burpees increased every time the rock was dropped.

Indian run down the trail per group. Person with the rock did a turkish get-up, then caught up to the group and passed off the rock. After some logistical errors, we worked out that the rock should go to the second-to-last person in line. We ran down to the big hill for some clockwork merkins on the (extremely muddy…woops) hill.

YHC randomly called out 2-3 positions and counts of merkins. Person holding the rock did one-arm planks until YHC called switch. One burpee was performed during this set due to a dropped rock.

Next we headed to the bottom of the hill where we did star jumps to get the mud off of our shoes. Due to potential safety concerns of taking rocks down the hill, rock was allowed to drop going down hill. Dawgpound helpfully rolled Group 1’s rock down the hill, mud swiftly moved from rock to PAX shirts.

Person with the rock did their choice of rock exercise, like curls for the girls or tricep extensions. After a few rock switches, we switched to squats, which were done with the rock.

Indian run with rock turkish get-ups back to Kenny’s Grave. Halfway back, we started mixing it up. Indian run was done with karaoke, backwards running, broad jumps. Group 1 circled back for Group 2, where someone helpfully pointed out that the boulder was never given to Group 1 (woops). YHC took the boulder and nearly caused penalty burpees trying to do the turkish get-up…good job Group 2.

Once everyone got back to Kenny’s Grave, it was alternating BTTW (15 count) and People’s Chair (20 count) until everyone had a turn with the rock on each exercise. For BTTW, rock-PAX held one arm plank. For People’s Chair, rock was held in the chair position.  Rocks were deposited on the ground for Mary.

Mary: YHC went around the circle, each PAX called out an exercise.

Announcements:

Check Facebook and Slack

Two new AOs, Wednesday 530 at Womble (starting next week) and Tuesday 530 at Falcon Park (starting in two weeks). Both need names!

Please fill out the Salamanders survey, game is July 28th. We get the picnic deck if we have 60 people (PAX and families).

Dovetail’s dinner and gut health info session

2.0 workout this Saturday

T-Claps (Recognition): Group 2 for the boulder indian run, Modify for picking the boulder up and making us all push ourselves even harder. I didn’t have a single dry spot on my shirt by the end of the workout between the sweat and mud.

Prayer: 16 bit’s family. His mother-in-law’s husband passed away. Also safe travels for the family as they head to the funeral.

Unspoken prayers.

Sprints: Cupid, Martini, Modify

Indian Hills at Disney for D-Day

Pax: Deadbolt, Glass Jaw, Tube Sock, Rut, Rain Maker, Boogie, Axe(EC), War Bucks, Sham Wow(EC), Wiggley, Skid Mark(EC), Pikachu, Ice Man, Dommer(EC), 187(EC), New Mexico 

Warm Up: SSH X 20, Imperial Walkers/Hill Billys x 20, Merkins x 20

The Workout: Break into 2 groups(Fast and kind of fast) Group 1 Halfpipe with burpee at the top, Group 2 Indian Run around parking lot and switch, Rinse and Repeat double the Burpees.  Jog over to the Stairs, Group 1 on the stairs alternating hit each step and skip a step.  Group 2 Indian Run around the baseball fields, switch.

Mary: Deadbolt led 75 WWIIs for D-Day Memorial

Announcements: YHC is Qing again in 2 weeks.  You’re challenged to EH a sad clown that’s been out to F3 and has been missing.  If you don’t know someone like that then bring an FNG.  Great to be back in the gloom as a Co-Site Q.  There was some mumble chatter that I might not be as committed to take back over and lead.  I hope I squashed that this morning!  Looking forward to leading many more beat downs in the coming weeks!

 

Prayer: Pikachu led us in a mighty prayer.  We lifted up all Veterans, Banana Seat, Crab Legs and Noah’s Arc and his M.

 

Side note: The Indian Hills idea came to me and reminded me of a great Sons of Anarchy episode where they patch over a MC in Indian Hills Nevada.  It’s a great episode in a great series(check it out).  I guess you can consider this YHC patching over Disney with all my glory.  It’s a real pleasure to lead you, hope you all have a great week!

NM

Birthday Double Down

YHC advertised this one as limited running – found out afterwards some Pax thought this would make it easier. Lesson learned – limited run workouts are typically harder!


FNGs
: None
Warm Up:

SSH x29

Daisy Picker x10

Breakdancer x10

Fazio Arm Circles x9
The Workout:

Get a partner and grab a 45lb weight plate per pair. Mosey to the playground.

Lazy Dora – between you and your partner perform the reps – while one partner perform reps other partner performs paired hold:

100 pull ups / John Cusack hold with the plate

200 merkins / plank hold with weight on back

300 squats / squat hold with weight

400 LBCs / 6″ leg hold holding plate over chest

We wrapped up picking up the 6 and then moseyed back to the tennis courts for Mary, returning the weight along the way

Mary:

Low slow flutter x29 IC

Diamond Merkins x29
Announcements:

See interwebs. Crazy Train this Saturday in CarPex.
T-Claps (Recognition):

Katniss for the breathtaker double down with YHC today
Prayer:

Crab Legs, Shredder, those on IR.

R4TJ BB

EC: Pre-EC included 2.5 miles performed by YHC, Post-EC involved Yogurt’s patented 8-min abs Ting hill repeats which he performed solo.

FNGs: uh uh… nope…

Warm Up:  Frankensteins, Daisy Pickers, Butt Kickers, and High Knees

The Workout:  Synchronize watches… and… GO!  PAX of 13 charged towards their hill laden destiny on the BROKED course.  We liked it so much last week, we just had to do it again.  These 13 brave HIM decided to make their legs hurt on purpose in the name of getting stronger- they got 4.9 miles for their efforts today.  The call out to the BRR crew yielded Sir DawgPound, Aquaman, ShamWow!, Blue Hen, Dumbo, and YHC

Mary: had a little lamb… little lamb… little lamb…

Announcements:

  • New AO that hasn’t been named will commence next Wednesday at Womble.  Check Slack and see Aquaman/Doc
    • Please note their is a superior alternative AO to this TBD AO and the Trot…  please see R4TJ 😀
  • Ultimate Frisbee at Tiger Blood this week.
  • YHC has your Q at Dad’s workout this weekend.  I hope you enjoy Kickball… specially modified kickball of course 😉
    • Anyone running an obstacle course or missing the Dads workout should still shoot for 2nd F at Dunkin’ if the time lines up.
  • Paradise City will be hosting a quarterly fitness test (stolen from Carpex) – see DawgPound for details and to make sure you show up for the right day if you are interested in tracking your progress moving forward.
  • An informal running option will commence in 12 Oaks on Fridays at 5am – Bring on them hills!!!

T-Claps (Recognition):  Great work out there this morning guys.  Crossway is no joke and the humidity doesn’t make it any easier.

Prayer: ShamWow! took us out.  Way to lead!

Only One More Year of Hate

A smaller group than the past few weeks showed up for YHC’s 29th birthday Q – this one was advertised as 29s. Maybe it was just a low day, maybe YHC scared some people off. Who knows, but fun was had all around nonetheless.

 

EC: Skidmark, Banana Seat, Cupid & YHC

Vests: Skidmark & YHC

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

SSH x29 IC

Breakdancer x10 IC

Imperial Walker x10 IC

Daisy picker x9 IC

 

The Workout:

Mosey out of park to the left side road of the storage facility, gaining an accountability partner along the way

Balls to the wall x29 straight count while partner holds people’s chair x29 straight count, switch and repeat

Balls to the wall shoulder taps (since regular ones were too easy for Gump) x29 straight count while partner holds people’s chair x29 straight count

 

Mosey up the road to some light poles – duck walk from one pole to the next, squat hold for the six

 

Mosey to the brick flag circle

Partner one does 29 big boy step ups

Partner two holds plank

Switch and repeat

 

Mosey across the street to another wall

Balls to the wall x29 IC

People’s chair x29 IC

 

Mosey down to Aviator

Dips 29IC

 

Mosey away because of the pile of crap in the middle of the sidewalk. We ended up at the path between some shops

 

Get some wall – Irkins x29

 

Mosey back to the back side of the storage building

Bear crawl from the sidewalk up the ramp to the glass garage door

Go back to sidewalk and crab walk the same distance

 

Mosey back to the tennis courts taking the long way inside the park and circle up for Mary

 

Mary:

Low slow flutter x29 IC

5 burpees OYO

LBCs x29 IC

5 burpees OYO

Homer to marge x29 IC

5 burpees OYO

Shoulder taps x29 IC

5 burpees OYO

Catalina wine mixer (minus the merkin – thanks Banan Seat for the proper exercise definition) x29 IC

9 burpees OYO

 

Announcements:

Crazy Train in CarPex this weekend

 

Prayer:

Noah’s Ark & his family

Crab legs

Banana Seat for morning procedure

Nutcracker Breakfast Club

FNGs: Bender
Warm Up: SSH x25

Daisy Pickers x 15

Good Morning x 15

Sir Fascio arm circles x 10 forwards x 10 back

Imperial Walkers x 10

Hillbillies x10

The Workout: Kettlebells

Partner A: 10 Erkins, 10 Derkins & 10 Dips/ Partner B: single hand kettlebell swings (2 rounds)

Parner A: 10 Erkins, 10 Derkins & 10 Dips/ Partner B: Block-a-doc (2 rounds)

Partner A: Bear Crawl to ladders, sidestep ladders and jog back/ Partner B: Briefcase lifts (3 Rounds)

Partner A: Reverse crabwalk to ladders, quick feet in ladders and jog back/ Partner B: Midget love handles (3 Rounds)

Partner A: Jog backwards to ladder, backwards sidestep through ladder and jog around circle/ Partner B: Wonder Bra (2 Rounds)
Mary:

Mountain climbers x 15

LBC’s x 15

Merkins x 10

Windshield Wipers x 10

Diamond Merkins x 10

Captain Thor 5+1 to 10+5
Announcements: 2.0 workout June 8th 9am
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Banana Seat has a medical procedure tomorrow

Accordian’s Daughter

 

 

 

Veterans Park Murph

Veterans park was a nice quiet location for Pax of 3 Murph workout.  Only one child harassed us, telling Pikachu that he needed a shower.  Her parents didn’t see to mind her expressing her opinion at all :).  This spot is much better than the crowded Womble playground at this time of night though and there seems to be a lot of 1 mile and EC run options

EC:  Pikachu and Forceps put some miles in.

Warm Up:  Run 1 mile

The Workout:  100 pull-ups, 200 merkins, 300 squats

Mary: Run 1 Mile

Announcements:  See Facebook / Slack

Prayer:  Gratitude, Forceps sister