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Yogurt and the Steel Curtain

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Most PAX seem to put there own flare into workouts when they Q, and as I am approaching my 1 year anniversary, I have to say I enjoy inserting some competition into the workout. Nothing pushes men more than winning and earning the right to talk some good ole fashion SMACK.

FNGs: Nada

Warm Up:

Frankensteins  X10

Daisy Pickers X12

Then Mosey to the parking lot located halfway around soccer fields for:

5 burpees

SF Arm circles X10

SSH X 20

Then mosey the rest of the way around soccer fields and down to the pit.

The Workout:

THANG 1:

Partner up for a quick Dora. Completing 100 merkins, 200 dips, 300 squats while partner runs backwards up the paved hill and around the corner to the picnic tables at very top of hill, then stop and runs back down the hill.

THANG 2:

YHC had just enough time to lay out some cones and a beach frisbee for a 10 minute lightning round of ultimate frisbee. When a turnover occurred, the team that made the turnover does 1 burpee. All PAX do 10 merkins for each score.

Team Yogurt: Yogurt, Hardy, Florence, Nemo, Cupid

Team Fanny Pack: Fanny Pack, Tetanus, Vaseline, Elton, Katniss

The game started with Team Yogurt getting on the board quickly, but Team Fanny Pack answered to knot it at 1 a piece. And then Team Yogurt brought the pain. At times they showed flashes of the greatest team to ever take the field, the 79 Steelers. Flo Joe/Florence showed great command of the field and precision passing much like Bradshaw. Hardy and Cupid were running past defenders and finding ways to make plays much like Lynn Swann and John Stallworth. Team Yogurt quickly notched 5 more scores to just 1 additional score by Team Fanny Pack. The Steel curtain lead by Nemo (Mel Blount) and Yogurt (Jack Lambert) left Team Fanny Pack frustrated and winded at times. 10 minutes Ultimate Frisbee = 6-2 Team Yogurt.

NFL – 1979 – Special – World Champion Pittsburgh Steelers – A Cut ...

Mary:

With 5 minutes to go it was time to mosey back to Mary. With it being Friday YHC felt it appropriate to wrap things up with “Heartache Medication” by Jon Pardi. PAX held plank and performed a Catalina Wine Mixer whenever the word “Drink” appeared in the song. Song ended promptly at 615.

Announcements:

Volunteers to spread mulch at Bass Lake still needed. Check Slack.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Elton, Yogurt, Nemo, Fanny Pack for EC. Team Yogurt for their dominating win.

Prayer:

Military and their families and for the healing of our country through all of the recent adversities

Happy Father’s Day…Easy Like Sunday Morning

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On any given Sunday, sometimes YHC reserves the right to switch things up from time to time. Pre-blasted a 4mi bootcamp instead of a standard 6ish mile route. Alot of PAX logging tons of Rune miles and finding that U-Turn has always been the main weekend draw, so a nice easy bootcamp to close out the week from time to time is always a good option. We did this last month to some good reviews so being that it was Father’s Day, it just made sense to offer up something special.

Rolled into the parking lot to see some cars already parked. We had the Cupidmobile, but he appeared to already be on his way based on some EC exchanges on Slack with Vasoline. Fanny Pack’s car was parked, but didn’t see him at first until he emerged from the shadows. Fresh off of some vacation, he was looking to get re-released into the wild after a significant week long hiatus from the gloom. May as well start with some EC.

YHC planted the flag and informed Fanny that I’d be good for about a mile, but had to be honest, I needed to save some energy for what was planned this morning. Informed him I’d roll with him to Rogers Street, but then would need to turn back as I had a few things to scope out. He continued on and YHC turned back to Womble, but not before seeing Vasoline and Cupid strolling at a nice pace in the opposite direction.

My original plan for this morning’s bootcamp had us doing some warm ups in the old Ivan lot and then continuing a run to Sugg Farm for some typewritters at that steel fence at the entrance. That plan quickly dissipated as I made my way back to the Womble lot as I saw an empty Hunt Community Center lot on the way back. With this area in play, we’d be sacrificing a little mileage this morning, but definitely up’ing the beatdown value of the workout.

With about 5 minutes left before go time, some additional cars came rolling in along with the PAX finishing their EC routes. Wallaby- a first timer to AGS, then Oboe. Out of no where, Bernie comes rolling in. Been a while since I’ve seen Bernie at AGS and good to see him out there this morning.

YHC greeted PAX, wished everyone a Happy Father’s Day and went right to work at 6am.

Warm Up: Brisk mosey to the back Womble lot via the left side of the soccer fields. Circled up for some SSH X25. As we finished those up, Nemo decided to join us a little late and you know what happens next… 10 Burpees OYO. Brisk jog to the center speed bump and back to the start. Good Mornings X10, Prisoner Squats X10, followed by a brisk mosey to the other side of the lot. Circled up for some Fazios X10 F\B, Seal Claps X10 IC, Overhead Claps X 10. Brisk mosey around the back corner to the other side of the island to the mid point and then back to the corner. Imperial Walkers X 10, brisk mosey to the far end for some Hillbillies X10, followed by some more prisoner Squats X10. Formed one single line and proceeded on an Indian Run to the rock pile that abuts the baseball fields.

The Workout:

Womble Baseball Lot

Everyone grab a rock, one you feel comfortable curling and extending. Asked Nemo his kids ages. 14 and 12 I believe, so advised PAX to put the rock down. Right hand on the rock, 14 Merkins, Left hand, 14 Merkins, Right hand, 12 Merkins, Left Hand, 12 Merkins. Next some Tricep Extensions X14 and then X12. Asked Fanny his kids ages and believe he said 8 and 10, so we did some curls X10 and then X8.  At that point, I think Nemo mentioned that he hoped remaining PAX had kids between the ages of 2 and 3.

Cusacked to the far end of the lot and did squats X10 and then on their six for some low slow flutter with rocks behind head. Cusacked back to the rock pile and returned the rocks. Formed a single line and called for another Indian run back to Stinson and then into the Hunt Community Center lot. Got to the flags at the entrance of the Hunt Center and did some Sumo Squat Jumps X10.

Hunt Center

8 PAX formed two lines of 4. Here’s where my earlier idea came into play. Two lines of 4 would form for some indian bear crawls that spanned the length of the lot. Line would proceed with everyone bear crawling with the guy in back double timing the pace of his crawl to make it to the front. Did a back in forth of the lot (everyone getting a turn and a Michael Phelps in between sets).

PAX were soaked and turned out to be a brilliant idea in a twisted and sadistic kind of way. Called for PAX to form a single line again, this time scout running to up Stinson, left on Rogers, and then to the upper deck parking lot behind City Hall.

Upper Deck Parking Lot

PAX lined up and at that point knew Wallaby had 3 2.0’s so asked some ages and before we knew it we did sets of standard merkins, wide grip merkins, and diamond merkins (as they were all girls and diamonds are a girls best friend). Mosey’ed to the far end of the lot and performed one more set with a mosey back to the far end. Then instructed PAX to the OBGYN Reserved parking slots for some Derkins X10 and People Chair with Overhead Claps X10 IC. Rinse Repeat X8, because well…YHC’s 2.0’s are 10 and 8.

Called for the single line again and asked for an Indian Run to the rock pile next to the Library.

Library Hill

Asked PAX to pick a rock that was somewhat flat, but something they felt comfortable curling, squating, and extending. Also asked PAX to find an accountability partner. Cusacked the rocks to the top of the traffic circle at the top of Library Hill.

PAX at the top would perform 50 Curls, 50 Extensions, 50 Squats (Total Team), while the other PAX would run down Library Hill to the pool lot and then back up to relieve their partner and finish up their half of the exercises, while their partner did the same up and back run up the hill.

The reason for the flat rock was simple.. For this next installment, PAX at top would plank hold with rock on their back, while their partner ran down Library Hill to West Elm and then back up. Switch. Rinse. Repeat.

Cusack’d rocks back to the pile but performed some extensions and curls on the way before returning.

Single Line reformed and we were off with a final Scout run back to Womble. Great push by all PAX, and only was 4 mins over schedule and 3.62mi total.

Mary: Bernie 2.0 inspired stretches in 7 and 4 counts Right over Left, Left over Right, Pigeon Stretches.

Announcements: Rune- get your miles
T-Claps (Recognition): Wallaby for his first AGS post and also realizing after the fact that AGS is a 1-hour workout, not 45min. Way to push through! All PAX posting on Father’s Day and putting some work in.
Prayer: All PAX on this special Father’s Day. Those battling health issues, families near and far.

Covid-Delayed Abe 1 Year Anniversary

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH x 15, Hillbillies x 10, Imperial Walkers x 10, Fazio arm circles – 10 front, 10 back, Overhead claps x 10
The Workout: We started with a couple of the exercises I remember from my first post. Moseyed over to the pit. Bear crawl up the steps, stopping at each platform for three Murkins. Squat hold at the top for the 6. Rinse and repeat for a total of three rounds.
Next, moseyed over to the grassy hill at the back of the pit. Run up to the top, exercise, run to the bottom, exercise. Repeat. Top had 10 dips, 10 Urkins and 10 Durkins. Bottom had 10 WWIIs, 10 LBCs.
Moseyed around to the other side of the Hunt Center for a train. Pax took up plank in a parking spot. The first Pax on the end did 10 murkins and then ran down to the end of the group. The next Pax then did 10 murkins, etc. 3 rounds of this and we moved on.
Moseyed over to the rock pile for curls, chest presses and tricep extensions. Round of 15, then 10 and then 5. Returned rocks.
On our way back for Mary, we stopped at the picnic area for some more urkins, durkins and dips.
Mary: Back at the tennis courts for Mary, we did two rounds of popcorn Mary. At least two calls for burpees.
Announcements: Sign up to help spread mulch at Bass Lake. 2 hour time slots on Saturday mornings for the next few months.
T-Claps (Recognition): Special T-Claps to Yogurt for getting me out for my first post and Elton, one of our newest Pax (started last Friday), for joining and going strong!
Prayer: Martini, Pablo and Oboe for losses in their families. The nation for perseverance and wisdom.

Foggy U-turn

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: Good morning, SSH x 20, Merkins x 20, IW’s x 10, Hillibillies x 10, various stretching
The Workout: PAX of 20 for 5+ miles this Saturday morning through the fog.  Numerous PAX picking up the 6 along the way, nice work!
Mary: none
Announcements: sign up for mulch at Bass Lake
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Martini, Skidmark and M healthy baby and for Natty Ice’s M.

Modify as Needed

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YHC started the pre-blast talking up the route on Crossway but I had to modify my route and cut through the greenway. Cowboy decided to join me and it was great catching up with him along the way.

EC: Aquaman, Bernie, Boy George, Coal Ash, Cupid, Dawgpound, Emeril, Pablo, Redenbacher, Skidmark

FNGs: Not today

Warm Up: Say Whaa

The Workout: Reverse Turkey Leg was the route

 

 

 

 

 

Mary:  MIA

Announcements: Rune, check Slack and Facebook

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Pablo, Particle Board, Rainmaker for the loss of their mother. Cupid for the recent loss of his Gran Dad. Unspoken.

YHC took us out. Always an honor to lead

These Stones are Different!

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YHC had pre-blasted the possibility of a field trip plus with RUNE going on, I knew this would play well into the pax need for miles as well. YHC ran into Emeril and Vasoline during EC and they made an audible to go ahead and head over to Cletus. Emeril said he needed only 1.6 miles during the workout and he would stop there.  Thank God his watch died out, otherwise Emeril would still be standing in the middle of Grigsby Ave. but YHC recorded 2.07 miles for the workout.  Mission accomplished! We even had an FNG along for the ride.  Welcome FNG Elton!

FNG’s: Welcome Elton! Respect.
Warm Up: SSH x 30, Good Mornings and Frankenstein’s.
The Workout: It was all about the mosey field trip today.  We stopped along the way down to the Bass Lake trail several times. Stop 1: 5 burpees, 10 merkins, 20 squats. Stop 2: Repeato but add also Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F/R).   Stop 3: Half the group does People’s Chair on the dugout while other half does 20 Mountain Climbers in cadence.  Switch.  Stop 4: 5 burpees, 10 merkins, 20 squats.   Continue mosey to a new and different rock pile. It’s about .8 miles from the flag to this rock pile for any future Q curiosity.  These rocks…are NOT Womble rocks!  Somehow they are all bigger and more dense, therefore heavier! YHC initially grabbed a bit smaller rock until Doc questioned the move and so I upgraded.  Accountability (or rock shaming) this is what F3 is all about… we make each other stronger!

Rocks were used in a descending ladder of 15,10, and 5 counts of the following exercises: Curls for the girls, shoulder press, rock spanks, toe taps, Tricep presses.  Each series was interrupted by 5 burpees OYO.  Finished all exercises with 30 ct. Rut Rows.  Return of rocks and mosey back up the hill toward Womble again.

Stop 5: 5 burpees, 10 merkins, 20 squats. Stop 6: two groups again. 1 group holds BTTW’s while other group did a dozen hand-release merkins.  We then moseyed back to the tennis court.

We then did a series of 1:4 ratio Jack Webb sprints across the court.  We went up to a five count and circled up for Mary.
Mary: Box Cutters And Pickle Pounders closed us out.
Announcements: Sign up genius is live for 3rd F Town of HS mulch project. Our community needs our help.
T-Claps (Recognition): FNG Elton putting in a solid first F3 appearance. Good amount of EC from Emeril, Vasoline, Yogurt, Abe, YHC, and Go-Gurt. Great to see Crablegs out there today!
Prayer: Pablo and Martini and their families in this time of grief.  Our Nation, those that are exhausted by life’s going on’s right now. Whether we know it or not, there’s a lot hanging over all our heads these days. Don’t be afraid to tell your fellow pax how you really feel or what you really need.  Just because a pax keeps posting doesn’t always mean everything’s ok.  It’s great to post, but there are more facets to life than just the first F.  Be a 2nd or 3rd F to a fellow pax.  Always an honor to lead men!

Benny Hills and Some EC

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With Rune in full swing, YHC pre-blasted some EC at 5:05 with a nice Main Event route at 6am offering some street miles with a mix of hills and scenic trails. Redenbacher liked the route last night, but apparently not enough to show this morning. Arrived to an empty lot, but not for very long as Vasoline came rolling in to hold YHC accountable for some pre-game mileage. On the way back into Womble, we spotted Boy George circling the soccer fields heading in the opposite direction for some EC as well.

Cupid rolled in with a few minutes til 6am and then we had Oboe, who has become a regular at AGS. At 6am, we mosey’d to the baseball field concession stand by the bleachers for the following exercises

Warm Up: Good Mornings X10 IC, Imperial Walkers X 10, Hillbillies X10, mosey’d to the umpire\kid statue and performed Fazio Arms X10F\B, Prisoner squats X10, and then mosey’d to Grigsby with alternating butt kickers and Frankensteins.

The Workout: Squat held for the route. Continue down Grigsby, back to Raleigh, and then onto Jones. From Jones head to Veterans and then onto the back side of Paradise City’s EC route, proceeding right out of the greenway and then a semi circle to Arctic Ridge, and then back to the greenway. When you come out of the greenway, head straight up Skymont to the end through Rhamkatte and then back to Bass Lake and onto Stinson to tackle the hill back to the flag. All sounded good in the squat hold and we were off. Boy George only needed a few miles to complete his Rune max so he peeled off, once we hit Jones, which had YHC with this morning’s gazelles. Having done about 4mi at that point, the humidity was taking a toll on YHC and was starting to get dehydrated, so informed the lead PAX that I was good for about 3 more miles and would make my way through Jones and Veterans, but to continue on and would meet them back to the flag.

YHC made his way through Rhamkatte and then back to Womble. When I arrived at Womble, had seen Boy George in the distance and proceeded back down Stinson to meet Cupid, Vasoline, and Oboe. Got a little concerned when we did a few circles and there was no sign of the PAX at 6:53. This was about a 5 mile route and surely with their speed and despite the humidity, they should be back by now. Apparently, there was some confusion and their route was somewhat extended and finished back on the Raleigh side of Stinson and not via Bass Lake. Oboe later shared that it was kind of like a Benny Hill episode with several comical turns to get back. Pikachu- if you are reading, you might want to look up the Benny Hill show to understand. Also, we still need to get you educated on the 80’s classic-Miami Vice after last week’s draft call. I haven’t forgotten and I got you!

In any event, everybody earned their mileage this morning. It was a steamy one and lots of rolling hills. Very strong work!

Mary: We missed her this morning.
Announcements: Rune-get your numbers in.
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX getting after it this morning. Vasoline with 11mi after a strong U-Turn performance yesterday.

Prayer: Pablo and Martini and their families. Oboe who recently lost his father-in-law this past week. Additionally, Cupid, who’s grandmother is in hospice. YHC took us out.

Back to avg numbers at the U!

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FNGs: NOPE
Warm Up: Quick mosey, the usual – SSH, Frankenstein, Good Morning, Daisy Pickers
The Workout: Standard U-Turn route, there had to be at least 15 of the 21 present make the first 6-pick up. Amazing site to be seen!
Mary: Not a chance
Announcements: RUNE!
T-Claps (Recognition): 4 Mile EC Crew! @Vasoline @Alpine @Skidmark @Aquaman @Bullseye @ShamWow!
Prayer: Martini’s Mother, Pablo’s Mother, Unspoken – @Aquaman took us out

Welcome Back Humidity!

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19 PAX took on the humidity and welcomed the sweat back to U-turn. Lots of EC going on as we started with about 10 guys it felt like and finished with 19.

Warm Up:
Windmills, Frankensteins, SSH, in place High Knees and Butt Kickers

The Workout:
5 mile new school route. Pick up the six happened more than twice but we were safe.

Announcements:
RUNE sign up is out. Cut off is Friday May 29th.Dad’s camp sign up for August. Memorial Day all AO’s will be open and there will be a murph happening for those that want to join at Womble. Details on Slack/FB.

T-Claps (Recognition):
All the EC guys out there. YHC decided to do 10 burpees after each mile, fun stuff.

Prayer:
Mr. Terrific and job search, Emeril’s wife’s uncles died from heart attacks. Frumunga’s family member had a heart attack. Martini’s mom battling cancer now in Hospice care. Katniss co-worker, Cupid’s grandma in Hospice, Aquaman mentioned how God will bring good out of all this pandemic we are experiencing.

Strong work gents.
BS Out!

Sixth Sense?…Maybe\Maybe Not

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Pre-Blast for AGS advertised a 4mi bootcamp with a creepy picture of YHC in a bunny sack costume. Yep- that may have turned many away, but not 4 PAX who showed this morning to catch some miles and put in some quality work. Picked up Deadbolt @ 5:45, and rolled out of Wescott and onto Womble to see Nemo backed in and ready to go. Oboe came to join the party followed by Vasoline. Planted the flag and started PAX with a brisk warm-up inside the tennis courts

Warm Up: Alternating side shuffles around the perimeters of each of the courts inside the tennis fences, exited and circled up at the top of the parking lot for Imperial Walkers X 10, Hillbillies X 20, and a series of squats while YHC reinformed PAX that we’d be doing a 4mi boot camp style workout, utilizing Womble and surrounding areas of Main St.  and Downtown Train domain.

The Workout: Single file Indian run to the top of Stinson. At the stop sign performed a series of Good Mornings X 10. Instructed PAX to proceed and take a left up Grigsby in fellowship run formation to the back side of the tennis courts and onto the parking lot adjacent to the baseball fields. Squat hold for the six and warmed up with Fazios X 10 Front\Back with some tricep stretches following.

PAX grabbed a rock they were comfortable curling and tricep extending.

Called for a series of “Nemo’s”- Curls from bottom to middle X 20, Curls from top to middle X15, Curls from bottom all the way to the top X20. Followed up with some Tricep extensions X25.

Placed Rocks down and Michael Phelps’d. With rocks still on the ground, PAX performed some rock merkins starting with right hand on rock X20 and evened us out with left hand on rock X20. Recover and then performed some Rut Rows X20. Returned rocks Cusack style back to the pile. At that point Deadbolt thought we were ready for some COT, but come to find out we were right on schedule 17 minutes in.

Instructed PAX back into the Indian Run line past the Womble courts and to the entrance onto Stinson and taking a left back to the the top. Circled up and shared that at TBD one time in the winter, Aquaman had us doing some type of crazy merkin mile along Main Street, where we did merkins at each intersection along the way. Kept it simple with 5 merkins at each intersection while mosey’ing single file along the way. 25 Merkins later we were on the top of the parking deck behind City Hall.

Informed PAX that we’d do some modified 7’s. Modified as I would have preferred 11’s, but we still had a lot to do after this.

One side of the lot was 6 SSH, sprint to the far end 1 burpee.. Continued this til we had 6 burpees at the other end and 1 SSH at the far end. Before exiting the lot, YHC saw some brick wall with reserved parking for OBGYN’s…why not? This is where we separate the men from the boys. Derkins X20, which were more like balls to the wall presses, given the height of the wall and also that YHC is vertically challenged.

Exited the lot via mosey and quickly instructed PAX to reform their Indian run formation to the traffic circle in front of the library. When we arrived, YHC noticed that the circle had nice arrows painted around it and offered minimal guess work. Informed PAX that we’d be bear crawling around the circular island. Legs were burning at this point, but we all made it all the way around. Continued down library hill in fellowship mode until we got to the adjoining subdivision pool by the speed bump signs. Once the six was in, performed a series of 10 squat jumps IC.

At this point, I informed PAX that usually I like to do ‘the hard things’ first in my day, but today we were saving the best for last. As a nice sunrise illuminated our bear crawl in front of the library, we now had plenty of light to experience the insane East\West Elm hill segment. This street hits you twice and is a literal punch in the face no matter what pace you are trying to run on it. Fellowship run up the street and then a left on Avent Ferry, back to the parking deck.

Quick check of the watch had us with 7min to go and 25 more merkins on our way back to Womble via indian run. As we made our final descent down Stinson back to the flag, I asked Oboe for a quick mileage update after the last speed bump before hitting the lot. “We just hit 4 mi, Mookie.”

Perfect as we also just hit 7am on the dot. Some freaky sixth sense kinda of stuff this morning, where the numbers just lined up with all the variables of PAX, pace, and exercises.

Mary: Didn’t really see her for too long, but Vasoline was flirting with her after the workout.

Announcements: Check slack for site Q opportunities

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX getting out there on a Sunday and getting after it. Really strong work this morning.

Prayer: Oboe’s father-in-law Emery, who is battling heart issues. All health care and front line workers. Those seeking new job opportunities. YHC took us out.