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1 year anniversary of Prison Yard

EC: Fram & Breach

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short mosey to bottom of parking lot hill to drop off coupons. (I/C) SSH, Daisy Pickers, Good mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies. Shoulder stretch
The Workout: Explained the cycle: 2 PAX at bottom of hill (Battle rope, Pain Stick, Fire hose & Med Ball) 2 PAX at top of hill (2 tires, one sledge hammer and a 40lbs sandbag.) Single PAX on the tire with harness. Single PAX drag tire to bottom of hill, new PAX grab and drag up the hill.  While in station the expectation for each PAX to get in an ab, arm and leg exercise. (I/C of 20)  That fell by that wayside and we just did reps of 20. We did this for 30 min in continuous rotation.
Mary: LBC, Reverse LBC and Full LBC
Announcements: Eat at Jersey Mikes on 3/31 for local veteran’s support. Long Ass Run this saturday, Umbrella thrift store needs help. (see 3rd F post from Gump)
T-Claps (Recognition): Fanny Pack for responding to a call out. Breach for bringing 2nd F coffee and being the AO’s site Q for the past year. AYE!!
Prayer: unspoken and YHC took us out.

Rusty and Dusty Tires

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Partnered with Red October (Good mornings, Daisy Pickers, SFAC, Seal Claps, OH Claps, SSH)
The Workout: 6 pax rolled two tires down to the open field next to the playground.  4 pax were instructed to get rocks. teams of 3 on each tire.  1 PAX would flip the tire (one seemed to be heavier than the other) while the SLT called out various exercises to be done with rock IC of 20. They run to meet tire flipper PAX and then trade out. This cycle continued changing tires after 3 cycles. Thing 1 lasted up to the the stop sign at Old Honeycutt Rd.  Thang 2 was backward pulls up down to parking lot entrance and back to the stop sign.
Mary: Cockroach sky touches, Slow Freddy Mercury, Meat Gazers (Breach named it), Cobra, Plank to stretch.
Announcements: Long ass run (Dauber), Help out at Under the Umbrella opening (Gump), March 31st buy a meal at Jersey Mikes and proceeds to local veterans support.  Prison Yard one year AO on 3/23/21.
T-Claps (Recognition): Fed-ex for making EC and Gump remembering we do EC. YHC is VERY happy to be back!
Prayer: Doc’s Daughter, Fram’s Brother going through divorce, unspoken (YHC took us out)

What kinda moves are these anyways…??? SCHLEGS

FNGs: NONE
Warm Up: 187 made the call to go as I was deep in mumblechatter… Quick mosey around the PL.

SSH x50, Daisey Picker x15, Frankenstein x10, “arms out”…. Deep squat x15, Seal Claps x10, hold em out, OHC x10, hold em out, Seal Claps x10. Michael Phelps.

The Workout:

PAX were pre-blasted this would be a near-zero running workout, they got it. Two coupons were introduced. 2 “pacers” went around the parking lot loop w/ coupons John Cusack. While they were off the following were done AMRAP and as the pacers came in, 2 more went out and we moved on to a new exercise. Repeato until finished with the moves.

Push back Merkin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mej9bd7Uccs), prisoner squat, mountain climber, bulgarian squats on the short wall, elevated push back merkin, step-ups, BTTW, People’s chair, Dive Bomber Merkins, Mickey Mouse Merkins, WWII, 1 Legged skaters.

Mary: We passed those coupons around for everyone to get a chance – while the rest of the group did the mary exercise two would do a dying cockroach position pushing the block over the chest. We rotated after each call.

LBC 20, Box Cutter 20, Homer-Marge 30, LSF 20, Pickle Pounder 20
Announcements: Deadbolt on the Q at Kung Pow
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: YHC took us out.

We kicked off St. Patrick’s Day with a Boom!

Rolled into the Trot on this St. Patrick’s Day trying to sort out exactly what we were going to do today. After getting out and talking amongst the PAX I nearly forgot I had the Q when the time was near until Pots asked who had the Q.

 

FNG: None

Warm Up: Field Trip up to Wake Chapel Christian Church. BTW I have been going here all my life. If you are looking for a Church Family or want to visit, we would love to have you. Awesome Preacher who preached from the bible and the Word of God!! Circled up there for side straddle hops (21), Hillbillies & imperial walkers (21), Sir Fazio Arm Circles (21), Good Mornings (21)

The Workout: Counted off into 2 groups. Group 1 stayed at Pittsboro Street at the end of the cemetery doing AMRAP while Group 2 ran through the cemetery all the way to the other side of the church to the pedestrian drop off. (20) of each exercise and moseyed back up the stairs down the ramp back to group 1. Group 1 repeated every exercise done by group 2. We did a total of 4 circuits.

Monkey Humpers—Donkey Kicks

Low Slow Flutter—Merkins & Deep Squats

Nipplers—Shoulder Taps

The run was a little longer that I expected so we had to cut it short and hit the road. We moseyed across the street down Fayetteville Street. 1/3 of the way we stopped for lunges (3) and a push up. Rinsed and repeated. 1/2 way we stopped and 10 jump squats. Kidcracker and Breach were racing I think, and we all met at the American Flag in Varina. We then did dips, merkins, urkins and moseyed back to Possum Trot Parking Lot.

Mary: LBC (15), Homer to Marge (20), Chill Cut IC to (40) Have a Nice Day

Announcements: Jersey Mikes in Fuquay Has Teamed up with Military Men in Actions to raise Money for this Awesome organization. All proceeds got to them. March 31st. Come out and Show your support!!

T Claps: Fram for EC and He is back!!! Norm branched off a got some miles!

Prayer & Praise: Maggie Petterson neighbor of Roger Roger. Cousin of Roger Roger having health issues and a hard time. Crab legs, Bondo’s M having a procedure today. Pray that all goes well.

Bondo celebrating 35 years with his company and retiring June 30th! Congratulations! My son Will is celebrating his 21st Birthday today! God is Good!!

YHC took us out. It’s an Honor to be apart of F3!!

Everyone Needs a Little Mercy

A beautiful weather morning for 13 HIM to show up at the “Happiest AO in SouthWake”. YHC had pre-blasted that loud voices would be heard during a few audible exercises at Disney today. YHC had also heard that a decent contingent of Disney regulars had a pretty stationary (albeit painful) beating at Possum Trot the day before, so I decided to keep the feet moving. Fairly certain we got a bit over 2 miles.

FNG’s: None
Warm Up: SSH x 40IC, Good Mornings x 20IC (always a crowd pleaser), Sir Fazio Arm Circles (F/R) x 10 IC.
The Workout: Counted off by two’s and formed two lines for a lengthy Indian Run to the front of the high school by the circle. Group 1 would bear crawl around the circle, while Group 2 did AMRAP dips on the nearby benches. We then rotated. Now it was time for voices to be heard. We stayed in our groups and each group took a turn doing an Indian Run line from the circle up the hill of the parking lot and return, while the other group did the “loud call”  AMRAP exercise. Warbucks called for group 2 to do Pickle Pounders while Group 1 was gone. Roger Roger called for Group 1 to do WW2’s while Group 2 was gone.

We basically repeated this sequence in a couple more spots on our travels today. Next, we went to the bottom of another hill around the side of the high school. Each group took a turn sprinting up and down the hill with 5 Star Jumps at the top. The group waiting did AMRAP LSF’s.

Back to the Indian Run lines…this time to the Abyss. Once again, Groups took turns going down the stairs and returning, while other group did the “loud call” AMRAP exercise. At the bottom of the Abyss, groups did Mickey Mouse Merkins.

Round 1: 3 Mickey Mouse Merkins at the bottom, Group 2: Burpees at the top, Group 1: Hand-Release Burpees at the top.

Round 2: 5 Mickey Mouse Merkins at the bottom, Group 2: Homer 2 Marge at the top (as Bondo said…everyone needs mercy sometimes), so Group 2 returned the favor this round.

Final Round: 7 mickey Mouse Merkins at the bottom, Group 2: Shoulder Taps, Group 1: Star Jumps.

We did one final whole group Indian Run back to the flag for Mary.

Mary: Zebra Kicks x 20IC, LBC’s x 20 IC, Box Cutters x 20IC, american Hammers x10IC (cuz everyone deserves some mercy).
Announcements: Long Ass Run, March 27th. Check the Slack.
T-Claps (Recognition): Great job to the PAX for picking up the six many times today…this is what we do men!
Prayer: Maggie Peterson., friend of Roger Roger with breast cancer. Pikachu’s M and some ongoing pain concerns. Bondo stepped up to take us out.

This was a really bad idea. Also, does it even snow in Australia?

To address the second part of the title first, yes, it does indeed snow in Australia.  When Teacher’s Pet asked this while doing Australian Snow Angels this morning YHC was legitimately stumped.  I had never really thought about that before but a quick Google search confirms that they get most of their snow between June and August.

To the first point, yeesh, what was I thinking?  Having been recently cleared off of IR (mostly) I returned to Q at Possum Trot.  I didn’t want to over do it so I decided to reach in to the archive and find an old beatdown that I used for Containment Area since those were all mostly stationary.  I finally decided on one because it didn’t seem that bad.  Boy, was I wrong.

Today’s workout was an ab beatdown.  It was warm yesterday and YHC started to think about the pool and the beach and then also thought how I had been mostly not working out for the last month and a half so I wanted to get started on that beach body.  What I planned for was a tabata workout but it didn’t fully work out.

FNGs:

Not today

Warm Up:

SSH x20 IC

Windmills x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Imperial Walkers x10 IC

Hillbillies x10 IC

Sir Fazio Arm Circles x10 IC forward and reverse

The Workout:

Expectations with the PAX were set.  We’d start with some “warm up” ab stuff and then get in to the meat of the workout.

Marionettes x10.  These are big boy situps where you come up and reach to the left of your legs, then back down and up to the center, and then back up to the right.  A full cycle is 1.

Captain Thor – started with 1:4 big boy situps/American Hammers and went to 10:40.

It was then explained that we’d be doing tabata abs, 40 seconds on and 20 seconds off.  We’d do each exercise 6 times before moving on to the next.  The exercises were

Low slow flutter

Hello Dolly

Boat/Canoes

Gas Pumps

Australian Snow Angels

By round two of LSF I realized this might have been a bad idea.  There was some mumble chatter about not realizing we were doing 6 rounds of each exercise before moving on.  Then, about mid-way through Dolly, Shiv walked off.  YHC assumed he had just gone to water the trees and didn’t think anything of it.  A few minutes later and POTS got concerned so he went to go look for him at his truck. He wasn’t there.  After we finished the round of Dolly YHC put a pause to the workout and we went on a search mission for Shiv.  Luckily Sprinkler and I found him running up and down the road by the ball fields.  He was modifying since he was struggling with the abs.  We were happy to see him and glad he was ok.

Upon returning YHC called an audible.  We would cycle through the remaining three exercises as the tabata timer clicked down.  We got through two more rounds before coming up on time.  No one was sad.

Mary:

The whole workout was Mary.

Announcements:

Nothing came up that was of any importance.

Prayer:

Price is Right thanked us for answered prayers as he had previously prayed that an EPR rollout would go well at work and it went like butter.

Prayers for Norm and his family as they heal through COVID.

 

It was great to get back out there and lead a workout.  I didn’t realize how much I missed it until I was back out there.  I look forward to see you all again more.

 

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Another year on the rock

7 men showed up for a birthday beatdown from the one and only warden Breach

Sprinkler, POTS, Bobby Boucher, Quiver, Fanny Pack and Gilette

Warm Up:

a short mosey to the lower parking lot for 43 prisoner squats. Continued on our journey around the clubhouse and then circled up for 43 counts of SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, and Hillbillies.

The Workout:

In a 3 station session of pain, all prisoners were given 4 mins 30 seconds to complete the circuit. If not they had to pay the price, which they did as no group was able to finish in the right amount of time.

The stations were:

Station 1

100 Weighted Squats
80 Up and Over jumps (Tire)
60 Rut Rohs (Pain Stick)
40 Freddie Mercury’s
20 Bicep Curls
10 Burpees

Station 2

100 Side Straddle Hops
80 Weighted Lunges
60 Close Grip Chest Press (Weight Plate)
40 Hello Dollys
20 Tricep Extensions
10 Inchworm Burpees

Station 3

100 Mountain Climbers
80 up and over the hurdle
60 Merkins
40 Toe Touch Jacks
20 Dips
10 Broad Jump Burpees

In between set I decided that we needed to get a little more mosey in so we again hit the pavement for some creative laps of fast feet, drizzled in some crap walks an Indian run, and even a jailbreak. All inmates reported back to their cells at 6:15.

Announcements: Quiver is going to be posting some challenges at the downtown train on slack in the next few days.

Prayer: Fanny Packs knew a guy named Bob who got killed by a drunk driver, prayers to his family for healing. Prayers for Quivers’s friend’s nephew who got hit by a car while riding his bike, pray for a quick recovery. Pray that we continue to find ways to make positive impacts on our environments no matter how big or small.

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FNGs: none

PAX: @Cancun, @16-bit, @Sprinkler, @Teachers Pet, @Endo, @Finkle
Warm Up: Mosey around the tennis courts with but kickers, high knees and others.  Followed by good mornings, daisy pickers, SSH’s, toe touches, and Frankenstein’s
The Workout:

Event 1: Parking Lot Extravaganza

During this event we did a moving exercise to the next parking space and followed it up with another exercise building up to ten reps.  First round was ten parking spaces traveling by a plank position and typewriter to the next space then a merkin.  RR till we did ten merkins.  Next we did a lunge walk followed by squats.  Then bear crawled foll0wed with mountain climbers and back to starting position with lunge walks again with lbc’s.

Event 2: Upper body nonsense…

In pairs we each picked out a rock of your choice then one partner starting on the long side of the road along the tennis courts ran with their rock to the next corner and back.  Meanwhile the other partner did as many reps of the prescribed rock exercise given by YHC.  We started with curls for the girls, then triceps extensions, rut rows, bus drivers, and ending with overhead presses.

Mary: We got rid of the rocks and mosey over to the tennis courts for Mary and COT.  We did a quick round of balls to the wall and then some shoulder taps to get us started off right.  Next, everyone got on their 6 for some abs.  We did flutter kicks, Freddie Mercuries, E2K’s, and Outlaws.
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition): Good to have @16-Bit back out with us!
Prayer: @Norms family dealing with Covid.  Praying for a quick recovery and the stop the spread within house. @Cancun ‘s son is starting a new private school.  @Finkle led the prayer.

17 PAX Under the Lights for Ultimate Frisbee

FNGs:  Welcome back Lipsync to the gloom (6 months).  None – but a very nice turn out in 60 degree weather on the 1st day of March; that wind though made a lot of us look pretty silly throwing and catching…
Warm Up:  SSH, Daisy pickers, Static Stretching (Cupid needs help)
The Workout:  9 V 8.  Lots of intensity battling the stiff wind in one direction; great defensive plays; lots of nice throws and catches too.  After each score, 5-10 count exercises were called out including burpees and merkins.
Mary:  Nope. The game exceeded 45 mins plus.
Announcements:  See Slack & FB; Freed to Lead is being updated….chance to send in an inspirational story.
T-Claps (Recognition):  All the PAX who helped out on Sunday morning moving items at Mama’s House.  Great leadership LED organizing everyone.
Prayer:  YHC took us out.Motor boatin’ has a medical test – hoping for a negative outcome; Praise for Gump and Gump’s new job!

Honored to lead! – Dauber

 

Sorry folks…Parks (field) closed!

YHC was excited to be back in SW for an old school beat down at the happiest place on earth. There was a plan for the happiest place on turf but at 0529 was told field is closed. No worries…there’s a big @$$ parking lot we can use. Sprinkler came in at 0530 with two PAX in the tailgate. Warbucks about broke an ankle just getting out the truck. Our brother Crab Legs upon YHC’s request. It’s always great to see him out skiing the AO’s. No FNG’s so off we went.

Mosey to school lot since field were closed.
Agility around lot
Circle up for warm-a-Rama
Goofballs x15
Irish Potato pickers x10
Imperial Squat Walkers x10
ATM’s (alternating, tempo, standard) x10

Long @$$ 7’s
Morning wood
Double merkin burpees

Indian run to stairs
Bear crawl down then Al Gore
Hop up
Scout run complete lap with 5 diamond merkins
Repeat stairs
Hop down, bear crawl up

Back to lot
Belly sprints x4 (50%, 75, 90, 100)
Exercise after each sprint
– plank jacks, nipplers, groiners

Mary
The Big Sexy
– Homer to Marge
– Rosalita Wip
– Boss Tweeds
– Pickle pounders

No real announcements

Prayers for COVID always, Crab Legs, M4L needs a 3rd job for kids school.

It was awesome getting to hang with my brothers from another mother this morning. Thanks for showing and putting in strong work.

BS Out!