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Cackling and Clucking on the Yard

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There are some PAX (POTS) that simply shut down the mumblechatter with burpees. YHC can typically deal with some mumblechatter during the warm ups or even Mary at some point…during the workout…nah. Those that were, according to POTS cackling and clucking (you know who you are) put in some reasonable work on the Yard this morning, so the guest Warden didn’t punish. Apparently, the pain stations equipped with many types of coupons were enough anyways…13 men…a record for Prison Yard…did the crimes and did the time at Hilltop Needmore Prison today.

FNGs: no fresh meat on the Yard today!
Warm Up: After a quick set-up with the help of the inmates, we ran a quick mosey loop followed by SSH x30 IC, Windmills x10 IC, Sir Fazio’s F/R x 12 IC, Frankensteins x10 IC, Standard Merkins x 20.
The Workout: The timer was two men, flipping the large tractor tire up the hill and carrying back to the bottom. Each man flipped up the hill once. During this, the PAX took part in various pain stations including: Kettlebell Swings, Plank Pull Throughs, Steel Mace Warrior Squats, Railroad Iron Bench Press, Pain Stick Squat, Pain Stick Curl, Pain Stick Press, Partner Pain Stick Squat and Press, Tractor Weight Shoulder Shrug, Farmers Carry with the Tractor Weights and Diamond Merkins, 4 cones for a side shuffle Burpee routine. All prisoners got to play with the toys multiple times.
Mary: Put the coupons away, followed by LSF x30 IC and LBC’s x30 IC.
Announcements: May Main Event…only two more days to sign up. Bed build info on Slack. Breach will Q a Travis Mannion workout Thursday at Tiger Blood.
T-Claps (Recognition): Lots of EC this morning…LED, Breach, FRAM, Nemo, Mookie, Deadbolt. Nemo’s first time on the Yard…looked like he’d done time before….good work!
Prayer: Shamwow! injury and hopes he or all injured PAX can get back after it! Motor Boatin’ a prayer of thanks for the accountability. Breach took us out including the moment of silence for our military and first responders on the front lines. Honored to lead this strong group this morning!

Shared pain through accountability

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FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: Mosey to bottom of parking lot towards the stop sign. Placed cone for ME reference. SSH, Good mornings, Daisy Pickers, Mosey to right hand side of parking lot with grass hill. Cone #2 explained Frisbee bear crawl station.  Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies I/C.  Mosey to RR and Cone# 3 with battle rope. Explained station while in Squat hold. We grabbed the rest of the coupons and moseyed to the abyss. (2 – 25lbs DB’s, 1- 30 lbs ruck weight, 1-20 lbs phalange, 1 BAT Big Ass tire, and one little tractor tire)

The Workout: Paired off with accountability partner. Cone #1 Frisbee Bear Crawl up the hill and back down, head first both directions and hands stay in frisbees. Partner does whatever exercise they want while waiting. Cone# 2. Battle rope > Double hand OH Smash, Single alternating waves, SSH with rope. (PAX on own cadence) my group 30, 20, 10 reps. Cone #4 DB swings at the abyss, Cone #5 Weighted abs Cone#6&7 > BAT gets flipped up ALL the abyss stairs partner rotate in as needed. Little tractor tire gets pulled up to top of stairs by a strap, partner rotate in as needed. Once you leave the tire station the PAX run to Cone #1 and loop back to Cone #2 and then the stations rotate. We made one complete cycle.

Mary: Freddy Mercury’s, LBC, Reverse LBC, Full LBC.
Announcements: Runners in Wrightsville.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Bobby Bouche’s friend dealing with addiction, Deadbolt’s fraternity brother dying of heart attack, unspoken

ABsolutely fantastic time at Mutiny

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FNGs: Welcome Shingles!
Warm Up: I/C SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Goodmornings, Frankesntien’s, Daisy Pickers, SFAC, 5 Burpees for not starting on time by site Q. 5 more Burpees for Norm being late.
The Workout: Everything done in tennis court. Start at net 5 LBC, Crawl Bear to mid court and stack 5 LBC, 10 Big Boy Sit-ups, Crawl Bear to end line and stack 5 LBC, 10 BB, 15 WWII, Crawl bear to fence into BTTW. Hold position for the six. BTTW slide shuffle to next court over to same position on previous court. Reverse the stack pattern with Bear Crawls back to the net. Swinging Gate to fence and did Guantanamos to the other side tennis court’s fence. Repeat Bear Crawls bears, BTTW, BTTW slide and Crawl bears. this time at the lines it was Plank hold for 15 i/c, 10 side raises, each side, 5 Oblique crunches. Swinging gate and Guantanamo’s to original start.
Mary: Complaining about Q’s direction earned 5 burpees. More Complaining earned another 5. Burpees for Breach became the catch phrase. Freddy Mercuries, Scissors, Meat Gazers, Meat Gazers w/ legs crossed, Leg Climb. 5 more burpees for good measure.
Announcements: Wilmington race
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Pots wife going into surgery on Tuesday, Unspoken and YHC took us out.

Tennis at Shady Acres

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FNGs: none

PAX: @Endo, @Fumunga, @MadDog2020, @POTS, @Sprinkler, @Breach, @Bob Barker, @Deadbolt, @FRAM, @Finkle

We had half of our PAX out today with respect and @Breach called the sight Shady Acres Retirement workout.
Warm Up: Mosey around tennis courts, Sir Fazio Arm Circles in cadence 10 forward and backward, Daisy Pickers, Good Mornings, toe touches, quad stretches, groin stretches
The Workout:

No Run 4 corners (adapted from @Gamecock yesterday at the Nest)  We did stacking merkins, angle grinders, plank jacks, and jack webbs.  Very nasty and our mode of transportation was doing Indian Bear Crawl Nippler Taps around the tennis court.

F3 Tennis – we had 2 teams of 5 and one ball.  Ball could only bounce once unless passed to another teammate and then back over the net.  No doubles lanes allowed and the ball had to stay in the two serving squares.  We had to do a penalty exercise if the ball was dropped or didn’t make it over the net.  @Breach racked up a lot of penalties.
Mary: We played F3 tennis till it was time.
Announcements: SIHP event coming up.  Sign-up genius available.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: @Deadbolt’s friend passed away suddenly, @Fumunga and M are coming up on new baby due date.

The Deck of Suck at Prison Yard

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5 Men braved the yard for a new Tactical Reaction deck of suck

Fram, Double D, Sprinkler, Dirty Pipes, and Warden Breach on the Q.

Warm Up: Started as a typical mosey around the parking lot with some 22 rep counts of SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies and some Windmills. We moseyed back to the start to get the suck started

The Workout: The deck is most certainly stacked against us for this round

The Queen of Diamonds, ahh what a witch she was 400-meter run followed by 25 merkins, 25 Prisoner Squats and 25 LBC’s, we repeated that sequence 2 more times adding 5 reps to each exercise each time.

Time for the 2nd card of fun to be drawn, the 8 of Clubs, might as well been a swift kick in the nuts. 10 burpees, 10 Sumo squats, and 10 Lo-Slo Fludder followed by another run. Repeat this cycle adding 10 reps to each exercise, we are starting to see a very troubling pattern here.

Ahh the 3rd card, maybe, just maybe this one will not suck as bad. WRONG- it’s a burpee ladder, the timer starts at 1 min, you do one burpee then 2 and so each minute until you can no longer add a burpee and complete within the min. We modified this slightly with some mosey to fill the min, repeato for 5 mins to keep things fun and interesting.

The last card- should be interesting and wait for it…fun, right? it’s an Ace, an Ace should be worth something good. It’s more like you had a 2 on the board and now you get an Ace, not really bad, but not really good either. 400m lunges, 400-meter sprint, 100 bear crawl, 100-meter jump squats, and then we ended with a 10 parking spot build a bear.

Mosey back to the start for
Mary: Didn’t feel like we had enough abs in there so we did some modified Homer to Marge from the crab walk position, some penguin heal taps, and finished with some plank rotations.

No one passed out or perished so it was a great day in the Prison Yard

Announcements: Travis Manion WOD at Tiger Blood on 4/29.  JOCO is hosting an Oddsey CSAUP on my 22nd (Dirty Pipes has the details)

Prayer: Pray for Dirty Pipes and his family, his mother-in-law has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, pray for healing and for grace in this troubled time. Prayer for POTS and his wife as she had surgery today, pray for a speedy recovery. Thoughts and prayers for our country in these troubled times and for safe journeys for our Military and First Responders as they continue to serve on the front lines to protect us.

Ultimate Frisbee: 20 PAX Under the Lights at Ting

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FNGs: Welcome Aaron Wilkins – Originally from Cleveland, OH area, owns an appliance store.  I referenced “Clinger” from M.A.S.H. to a bunch of younger guys with no clue; “Maytag” was offered up until Bobby Dall nailed the naming with Snuggle/Snuggles!  Thanks for bringing him out Sparky.  Help him get on our socials please.  F3 Introduction and guidance discussed.

Warm Up:  Good mornings, SSH, Frankensteins, Daisy Pickers, Static stretches.  Gump divided up the teams and we were off!

The Workout: 10 V 10 match this morning; very competitive; no wind – lots of great throws, catches and defense!  Exercises were called out after each score.  Lots of burpees and merkins.  Very physical today with a lot of hustle and finesse.

Mary:  Static stretching, Frankensteins

Announcements: See Slack/FB; Vicious Cycles on Wed; collection going around to buy Frenchie an alarm clock – see Breach for details.  Don’t ever forget your name BTW during name-o-Rama!  2nd F At Panera

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Prayer: UNSPOKEN;  Go Bears.  YHC took us out.  Honored to lead.  Thanks Gump for washing the pinnies!

Called them out. 3/30/21

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Mosey around parking lot.  Corner 1 SSH, Imperial/Hillbillies. Mosey to corner 2 Daisy Pickers, Good mornings, Frankenstein’s, Mosey back to start.
The Workout: Round 1 Stations: Battle Rope, BTTW, Irkins, Curls for the girls, Step-ups, Bear Crawls, Runner (Timer). Rinse and repeat through the stations and timer ran around the building twice. RD 2: Battle Rope, Wall sit, Squats, OH Press, Frisbee Crawls, Step-ups, Runner had two laps. RD 3. Back to round 1 with only one lap from timer.
Mary: Freddy Mercury, Big Boy with hold (top/half/bottom), Home of the March double & single.
Announcements: Easter egg hunt with Mookie Q at Kung pow.
T-Claps (Recognition): The Wescott boys for coming on a sprinkler call out. (Mookie, Roger Roger, Deadbolt) Double D from out on parole.
Prayer:  Fram Brother in divorce, country and community, unspoken.

Where you been? 3/26/21

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FNGs: None but YHC felt like one upon arrival at Kung Pow.
Warm Up: Mosey across street to church parking lot. Circle up for SSH, Frankenstein’s, Imp/Hillbillies, Daisy Pickers, good mornings, SFAC all I/C.
The Workout: Thang 1 >All PAX grab one rock and circle up.  One man timer ran to top of parking lot cul-de-sac and back to group while they performed various exercises called out from the group. Rotated one time through. Thang 2 > YHC had four cones set up in grass with frisbee. Bear crawl to middle each man throws and tries to catch frisbee. Crawl Bear back to furthest away cone, throw frisbee and try to catch. Each drop was 5 burpees for the group.  The guys not throwing picked various exercises to do while catching the frisbee. Rotated around 2x. Estimated number of Burpees to be 85.
Mary: Freddy Mercury, Home of the March, HOM single leg. LBC, Reverse LBC, Full LBC.
Announcements: Gillette to shave head for St. Baldrichs charity.
T-Claps (Recognition): Deadbolt 30 years to the day in same profession.  Worked from the ground up. FRAM for a 5 day Q streak.  Sprinkler for doing it with him.
Prayer: Unspoken and some individual.

Rocking the Wall on 3/25/21

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Mosey to bus stop parking lot.  SSH, Frankenstein’s, Daisey Pickers, Good mornings, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Shoulder stretch all I/C
The Workout: PAX grabbed all sizes of Rocks.  Breach decided to grab a small boulder. Mosey to the RR next to splash pad. We did a wall sit and passed each of the rocks waist high to the man next and piled them up at the end, then sent the rocks back to the start. 3 rounds waist, chest and overhead. Two sets of SLT abs I/C. Back to the wall and passed the rocks underneath the legs, Overhead with press and chest press. Two sets of SLT abs. Back to the wall and bicep curl, front raise then two sets of abs.   (Martini and Norm ran more miles and joined the group for a final wall sit and COT.

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Announcements: 2nd F at Panera
T-Claps (Recognition):  Sprinkler and Breach for posting with Fram’s 4 day Q streak.
Prayer: Breach Traveling and unspoken

Lucky 7’s at Possum Trot 3/24/21

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Mosey across bridge to shopping mall parking lot. (SSH, Frankenstein’s, SFAC, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers all I/C). Mosey to Bank and say Pledge of Allegiance. Mosey down to bottom of hill.
The Workout:  Lucky 7’s > at the bottom of the hill was an AB exercise for 7  reps. Run to the stop sign at top of the hill and do 7 reps of various styles of Merkins. There were 7 PAX so we made it one time around on each person calling out their exercise.
Mary: None
Announcements: Several but they had passed.
T-Claps (Recognition):  Endo for finishing the circuit.
Prayer: unspoken