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Better late than never

Warm Up:

Started on the initial ½ mile jog when we saw a Mercedes SUV roll in late. Circled back to pick up Midget for Life.  Burpees while we waited for him to get out of his car and tie his shoes.

½ mile jog w/ Good Mornings, Squat Jumps, Karaoke, Merkins, Dips, Balls to the Wall

The Workout:

7’s at the long tennis court  – Burpees and Turkish Getups

Tunnel – Partner run, Balls to the Wall and Preacher Chair

Bear Crawl up the hill

Mary:

Boat Canoes

Pickle Pounders

Homer to Marge

Elbow to Knee crunches

Heel Taps

Announcements:

Dawgpound and Skidmark to take over Paradise City

Beer Mile at CBC.  Can do teams.  Oct 13th

https://admin.racereach.com/r/south-wake-beer-mile

Down East F3 groups cancelled workouts until January.  They’ll be working to restore the communities they live in.  If you want to help/contribute see Midget

Holly Spring Half less than 8 weeks out

Prayer:

Gents please keep Crab Legs in your prayers on a daily basis

Prayers for Brandon @ Hope as he continues his recovery from the boating accident

Prayers for Clay as he battles cancer

Kid Crackers 10-year-old getting x-rays

All those affected by the hurricane

U-turn

Pax of 6 for a morning run.

 

Warm Up:
The Workout:
Mary:
Announcements:
Prayer:

You Can’t Handle the Truth

 

The fartsack was strong this morning. Only 13 men emerged from the fartsack for a New Mexico style beatdown. Never miss a Friday.

EC: Deadbolt – respect. Only man out there killing two miles through Holly Springs. Light vest flashing. Let him be an inspiration to us all.

Fartsacks: Crosby (almost), Slide Rule – one can only assume a birthday hangover

Warm Up: It started out with a brief mosey when 12 pax were joined by Crosby. 5 burpees in Crosby’s honor. Then 5 more burpees in Slide Rule’s honor. Continue mosey to the lawn in front of the amphitheater. 20 CC SSH, 15 CC IW, 15 CC Hillbillies, 10 CC Good mornings.

The Workout: Skidmark: Into the amphitheater for 3 sets of alternating 20 cc Balls to the Wall and Step-ups. Mosey to the play set next to Crazy Ivan when they were jamming to the classic duet of Biggie and Siri. I used to read word up magazine. Two pax at a time would do pull-ups no more than 10 while remaining pax completed merkins. 10 count rest. Two pax at a time completed no more than 10 pull-ups while remaining pax did LBC.

187: mosey past the rock pile to the parking lot. Partner up. 1 partner mountain climbers other partner run to end of playground and back. Next set with squats and third set with star jumps. Rinse and repeat the three sets.

Merkin shuffle. 4 count slide and 4 count patty cake merkin with you partner. Mosey to tennis court.

Mary: Run in place and burpees when 187 said down. Around the circle pax called out 10 count exercises which included pickle pounders, merkins, box cutters, freddy mercury, and american hammers.

Announcements: Torch run tomorrow. Warm up at 7:40. Location TBD. Deadbolt taking supplies to friends in Wallace (see FB post)

Prayer: Clay – Roger Roger’s neighbor. people out east in NC and SC. Bubblewrap’s wife, Crablegs, Spending quality time with family. Deadbolt took us out.

 

Found him:
https://f3southwake.slack.com/archives/C8X3D5RRV/p1536681639000100

 

Crazy

Pax of 1 for crazy time murp. A little overcast so star visibility was at a minimum

 

Warm Up:1 mile
The Workout: 100, 200, 300
Mary: 2nd mile
Announcements:
Prayer

Lexicon fun at PT

Warm Up: jog around the tennis courts and circle up for side straddle hops, imperial walkers, hillbillies, good mornings, and bat wings.
The Workout: line up and make your way across the parking lot by BLIMP, only moving forward on the lunges

once on the other side pickup the 6 and begin the Bataan death march using a 4×4 instead of burpees. While marching alternate between high knees and butt kickers when the leader changes.  All 18 made it through the 4×4 and back to the front.
Mary: Bruce lee in cadence and 5 rounds of Absolution for good measure.
Announcements: new leadership coming to PT, the Odyssey CSAUP, hurricane relief efforts through donations and air drops, new AO National treasure (formerly Purple Cobra)
Prayer: multiple friends with cancer, hurricane victims, relief efforts, and to be better men, husbands, fathers and sons

I just watched Janikowski kick a field goal

4 Pax braved the lightning storm to try to throw  down a complete murph

Warm Up: 1 mile
The Workout: Pax started out with the goal of 100 pull-ups, 200 merkins, and 300 squats. Modified mid way through to and took the shelter for safety concerns. Instead of pull-ups Pax added LBCs to the mix.
Mary:
Announcements: Odyssey 10/20, Police 10K 9/22
Prayer: Dauber’s wife had surgery this morning. Those in eastern North Carolina.

In the Wake of Flo Jo

Pax of 24 posted in the Wake of Hurricane Florence (Flo Jo)

Wake of Flo Jo

Lipstick and Yogurt Q’d the main event, filling for regular Q’s Emeril and Chips.

EC: Lipstick, Deadbolt, 187, Roger Roger, Chips, Warbucks, Skidmark, Crosby, and Pablo.

Warm Up: Lipstick led warmups with good mornings x15, side straddle hops x25, dips x15, and mountain climbers—with runs in between.

The Workout: With the Pax warmed up for “running,” Lipstick introduced “Bear Crawl suicides” at the ramp. After partnering up, first partner sprinted in a bear crawl to the third light pole and ran on hind legs back down, while second partner did Merkins. Then the pair switched. Lipstick had the Pax rinse and repeat for at least another two sets of light poles, mixing in squats instead of Merkins at the bottom. Lipstick ended the first half of the workout with a Pax sprint to the top of the ramp.

Yogurt kicked off the second half with dips on the short wall. Some of the 24 Pax kindly adjusted because space was tight. Then, quickly back down the ramp for 21 genuine sit ups, with partner holding feet. Switch. Sprint back to the top like Flo Jo. Yogurt attempted to keep the Pax in cadence with patty-cake Merkins, with limited success. Certainly each pair did at least 20! Back down the ramp. Partner carry half way up, switch. 10 count rest at top.

Mosey to the back straightaway in the park. Shoulder taps x25. Short run down the hill. Crawl bear about 50 feet. Run the long way back to COT area.

Mary: Tight Mary with 21 LBCs

Announcements: HS Police 10k Run on Saturday 9/22. CarPex CSAUP 10/20

Prayers: Brickhouse seeking job, everyone affected by Hurricane Florence, especially Dead Bolt’s family friends who are facing rising waters today. Special thanks to Chips for “volunteering” to lead the COT prayer. Always does good work there.

Sunday Super Soaker- 8 PAX ‘Getting it Done’ at AGS

With the continued rain and wind gusts still making their way through South Wake, YHC traveled in ‘Knight Rider’ to scope out an alternative route the day before to avoid Bass Lake, and keep us on the pavement and out of the mud.  As I was traveling down Salem Ridge Rd, I came upon WebEx returning from the Lake, who reaffirmed that the alternate route was the right decision. With that confirmation, the route was completed and word was sent the night before that ‘Any Given Sunday’ was open for business. The post received a few ‘SC’s,’ a contemplating ‘Batman’ gif, and a newer version of an HC- which is a cross between an SC and an HC–“Planning to be there”.. I’m fairly certain there is opportunity for a lexicon on this one, if not one already.

This morning’s run offered the standard run of 6 miles starting at 6am, along with an option for an extra 2-3mi route that would start at 5:30am for those wanting some extra road work. On my way to plant the Shovel Flag, a red F150 rolled up and knew this morning was gonna start with a quick 2-3 miles with a rested Skidmark. True to form, 5:30 hit and we made our way on the standard Cletus EC route down Main Street and then back up Raleigh to Grigsby to Stinson. On the way up Raleigh St, was met first by Banana Seat heading in the opposite direction for miles, along with the duo of Bernie and Brexit.  YHC stopped at 2 mi to stretch, while Skidmark continued for an additional mile around the Womble fields. More PAX started to roll in about 5:50- Dusty, DawgPound, and Norm, and were eventually joined by those getting in the extra 2-3miles. Six o’clock hit and it was go time. Started the warm-up as follows:

Warm Up: Light Jogs- length of the tennis court lot X 2, alternating skips, butt kickers, high knees. Toe Walks\Heel Walks 30 paces. Circle up for hacky sacks, figure 4 leg stretches x10 per leg, Michael Phelps.

The Workout: 6+ Mile Scout Run with periodic circle backs to pick up the six. Route- Up Stinson, Rt on Bass Lake Rd, Lft on Salem Ridge, Lft on Linksland, Lft on Holly Springs Rd, Lft on Raleigh St. Lft on Grigsby, Lft on Stinson to fields to finish with a standard figure 8. Big shout out to all brothers this morning battling the elements of wind and rain and picking up the 6.

Not to be outdone by Dauber’s bathroom performance last week, Skidmark turned to YHC at Linksland and expressed an urgent need to find ‘a John.’ He had a more ‘elaborate’ category of ‘John’ in mind than the woods or a porta-potty, and was seen picking up the pace to Lowe’s Supermarket up Holly Springs Rd.  Remaining PAX made their way up Holly Springs Road back to Womble. As we ventured down Raleigh St., an extra gust of wind raced by us in the form of Skidmark, looking 10lbs lighter and running at a sub 8 pace. He later confirmed negative splits for the last 3 miles. Ain’t gonna lie, there is a lot to be said about a mid-run ‘dump.’ Never experienced one, but based on what I’ve witnessed over the last 3 months by several PAX, I am finding alot of truth in it.

Mary: Stationary Stretches- R over L\L over R x2 for 10 counts, Downward Dog calf stretches R over L\L over R ankle x2 5 counts, Feet walked up another inch still in Downward Dog for alternating calf stretches holding for 5 counts. R and L arm\tricep stretches

Announcements: HS Police 10K next week

Prayer: Continued prayers for those friends, family members, and residents on the coast and neighboring areas impacted by the storm. Prayers for healing as the rebuild as a result of this devastating event.

Stay away from trees

Florence couldn’t keep 6 men from posting at Cletus.

 

Warm Up: some stairs at the pavillion and then mosey to the back parking lot. 10x Imperial Walkers, 10x hillbillies, 15x Good morning, 21x SSH.
The Workout: mosey down stinson where there is a road on the left. 7’s with burpees at the top and merkins at the bottom. End of run was by crosby’s house.

Back to parking lot for some lunges and bearcrawl before mosey to the tennis court.

Jack Webb’s at the tennis courts 1:3.

Mary: all pax 5 count with 1 cadence count to 10 of boat canoes.

Announcements: CSAUP Oct 20, Beer Mile 10/13

Prayer: Crablegs, safety for thoe at the coast

2 Years of the ‘Chu – Part 2 of 2

15 pax came out to workout 2 of 2 celebrating Pikachu’s 2 year F3 anniversary.

Warm up:

Lap around the turf field. Circle up in the parking lot:

SSH

Mountain climbers

Arm stretches

The thing:

Mosey to turf field – line up along near left edge

Jog to other end

Bear crawl length of field

Jog to other end

3 count – on 1 start holding low plank, on 2 keep holding, on 3 sprint to other side of the field

Low slow flutter

Jog back to far end

10 count

3 count – on 1 start holding 6 inches, on 2 keep holding, on 3 sprint to other side

Freddy Mercury

Jog back to far end

10 count

3 count – sprint on 3, all out for last one

10 count

Mosey to the abyss/stairs

Warm up trip to bottom and back to top

Back to bottom – 10 of Pikachu’s favorite exercise (aka the Burpee)

Back to top – plank hold

Back to bottom – 10 of Pikachu’s 2nd favorite exercise (aka the Turkish Getup)

Back to top – squat hold

Back to bottom – third favorite exercise (Pickle Pounder)

Back to top – 10 count

Mosey back to parking lot for Mary. Yogurt started while YHC got his phone…..and a speaker.

Thunder by Imagine Dragons – hold plank and do a merkin every time the word Thunder is said.

Stretching routine (copy from Thunder).

Announcements:

Pikachu thanks all of South Wake for making Holly Springs feel like home over the past two years.

Prayers:

Crab legs. Brick house is looking for a joke.