The Unnecessary Tour
It was an unusually cool morning at Disney this morning, which probably had PAX snuggling in tight in the fartsack to stay warm instead of posting in the gloom. YHC decided to celebrate his 1 year with F3 with a Q at Disney as it is the best AO (at least until Purple Cobra launched) and happiest place on earth. I took PAX on a journey of Disney recounting some of the most memorable workouts from my 1st few weeks that made me realize just how much I needed F3. Looking back, this was a pretty crappy (difficult) 1st couple weeks of workouts. Thanks guys! I started coming to get in better shape and definitely accomplished that. I’m in the best shape I’ve ever been in, but F3 is #morethanaworkout. The 2nd F (fellowship) is what has kept me coming back out and has really cemented how special this group is. Now enough of the sappy stuff. We had 3 for EC, and 6 for the Main Event. It was an honor to lead this morning!
EC: Axe, Pablo, Warbucks
FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:
Mosey to the big lot and circled up for SSH x20, Windmill x10, Moroccan Night Club x10
The Workout:
Thang 1:
This one was inspired by a Nemo Q my 2nd week at F3. This one sucked and I wanted to bring this one back. To get a full sense of this workout, the temperatures needed to be about 10 degrees warmer, but I’m sure the Pax got the idea.
Mosey around big lot, stopping 6 times around the lot for:
Stop 1: 12 merkin
Stop 2: 12 jump squat
Stop 3: 12 WWII
Stop 4: 12 shoulder taps
Stop 5: 12 mountain climbers
Stop 6: 12 pickle pounders
Not sure why 12 was the number for Nemo that day, but I went with it. Pablo asked if it was for 12 months (1 year for those numerically challenged) and of course I agreed. So 12’s were the number of the day today. 12 is also a very hard number to call cadence for and YHC goofed this up quite a few times, but the PAX were more than willing to provide correction.
PAX then lined up at the end of the lot for suicides. Sprint to 1st island, do exercise x12, mosey back to start, sprint to 2nd island, do x12 of 2nd exercise… You get the picture. Exercises were the same as above. Squat hold for the 6, a 10 count, and we were off to our 2nd stop, The Abyss. Quiver was very adamant that he didn’t need a tour, so off we went.
Thang 2:
This one was loosely inspired by a UTI Q the following week at F3 and many other abyss workouts since. As the new guy I had no idea what the abyss was when it was called, but soon realized what the mumblechatter was all about.
This one was simple, but effective. Split into 2 groups to avoid crowding stairs. Group 1 started with 12 LBC’s at the top and Group 2 ran to the bottom of the abyss for 10 merkins. This was repeated for 3 rounds (except Axe who got 4). LBC’s for the 6 and we were off to the half pipe.
Thang 3:
This one was inspired by a Double D beadown on my first trip to Possum Trot, the day before UTI’s beatdown noted previously. 11’s on a hill suck.
Pax started on the back side of the half pipe for some 7’s (due to time) with star jumps at the top and burpees at the bottom. I forgot about bear crawling up the hill, but there’s always next time. Early finishers did 7 star jumps and 7 burpees as the 6 finished up.
Thang 3.5:
With Mary not quite ready, we mosey’s over to the shelter by the flag. Partner 1 held BTTW while Partner 2 did 12 box jumps on the playground wall. Each partner got a turn and we circled up by the flag for Mary. This was also part of the aforementioned UTI Q.
Mary:
Homer to Marge x12
YHC asked PAX to call out an exercise. We did:
LSF, boat canoes, Freddy Mercury, Box cutters, and a couple of others I forgot.
Homer to Marge x6 w/ each leg up and x6 regular.
Announcements:
Sasquatch CSAUP this weekend, BRR runs on Saturday throughout the day.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Foghorn for rocking the vest.
Quiver for putting up with my tour.
Prayer:
Quiver’s daughter’s starting school today, Crableg’s ALS tour, unspokens.
YHC took us out.