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I arrived and Pickachu and Skidmark where finishing up EC.  Instead of staying Skidmark need to go home and hit the john.  Understandable.  He did make it to 2nd F.  This morning the workout was a bit less intense.  Working more on developing muscle.   Therefore there was a lot of mumble chatter.   Like a lot.  I stalled sweet.  There was no Salty Dawg today.

EC: Skidmark, Pikachu
FNGs: Nope
Warm Up:

Quick lap around the lot then it was time for teaching

5 Series with three different versions

Halo Series

  • Halo Alt
  • Halo Alt Reverse Lunge
  • Halo Alt Reverse Lunge with rotation

Figure 8 — Working on keeping the back upright. The shoulders back with a proud chest

  • High Figure 8 with Squat
  • Figure 8 to Hold
  • Figure 8 to Hold Reverse Lunge

Bridge Press

  • Bridge Press
  • Alternating Bridge Press also known and Boobity to the Boobity
  • Crush Alternating Bridge Pres

Swing

  • Swing Bell against Belly
  • Two Handed Swing
  • One Handed Swing

Push Press

  • Two Handed Press
  • Single Arm Press
  • Single Arm Press Reverse Lunge

The Workout:

Tabata workout with 20 seconds one 10 seconds off for 8 rounds. 30 seconds off between series. You picked the version of each exercise. We did 8 rounds of the same exercise before moving to then next.

Mary:

E2K
Toe Taps
Homer to Marge
Toe Taps
E2K

Announcements:

Frosty December 7th
Christmas Party somewhere over the rainbow December 14th

T-Claps (Recognition):

Pikachu for completing the Fritter. The leader board has been updated

Prayer:

Determined to have a nice day!

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Pick up the Q this week for TBD, had not done a Q at womble for a while. Rolled in at 5:23 to see a crowd had already gathered. We were 11 strong after Aquaman checked for FNG’s we were of.,

FNGs: none
EC: Aquaman, Dahmer
Warm Up: Mosey’d to the Ivan lot for warp ups, did 15 ssh, 15 Daisy Pickers, 15 Imperial Walker, 10 Have a Nice day.

The Workout:
Thang 1:  From Warm-up completed the lap around the field to the small picnic shelter and from some Partner Work, Dora 123, 100 Step Up’s, 200 LBC’s,300 Freddy Mercuries
Thank 2: Mosey’d to the Playground for 2 sets of 11’s from the playground to the path, Monkey Humbers and Star Jumps, the Hillbillys and Squats
Thang 3: Mosey’d to the large shelter, split with one partner on the wall did 10 count BTTW and Erkens for other partner switch partners, then 15 count Peoples Chair with Dips, switch 10 counts BTTW, with Derkins, then 15 count peoples chair and dips again and switch.

Mary: Started with Homer to marge, the went around the circle, I let it get a little squirley here, but it reigned in, we cover almost all of the standard mary exercises and some burpees.

COT:
   Count-a-rama:  11
   Name-a-rama: 9 Meh’s 2 Resect
Announcements: CSAUP Frost on Dec 7,  Christmas Part Dec 11th, Upcoming Holly Springs Half.
T-Claps (Recognition): Utah for continuing to post.
Prayer: Obie and I’s Job situation as my company has been sold. Unspoken
NMS: An honor to lead, it does not seem so long ago that I could not run for a whole workout, much less lead one. My days are always better when I work out with F3. I will continue to push myself, and you men keep me motivated.

21

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The day prior to Cletus, YHC announced the theme would be the number 21. Warbucks and Coal Ash chimed in on Slack, but didnt show this morning. So I posed the question once more before warmup…crickets. The reason for the 21 is in recognition of, my alma mater, Appalachian State University’s #21 national ranking in the AP poll. highest ever in school and Sunbelt Conference history.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSH x 21, Hillbillies X 21, Cottonpickers X 21
The Workout: Took off from the normal warmup area on an Indian run counter clockwise on the track. YHC instructed all PAX to head to the pit behind the Hunt center. Unfortunately the asphalt monster was up this morning too and got him some SlideRule. PAX made sure he was good to get where he needed to be under his own power and we were resumed.

We commenced ta exercis’n, each one with a hill sprint sandwiched in the middle.
Merkins x 21
Prison Squats x21
LBC x 21
Updowns x 21
Imperial Walkers x 21; On the way down from the hill on this one, Yogurt voiced his opinion that he thinks App should be ranked 7th. Can I get down with that? Damn right.
Additional Exercise that I cant remember x 21 and back up the hill to stay thanks to Yogurt

YHC instructed PAX to grab some fence for 21 Durkins

From there, quasi Indian Run to the pavilion adjacent to the playground. (quasi because I called Indian Run and no one Indian Ran :))

Claimed our picnic tables for merkins, durkins and dips. 21 of each with the exception of the durkins. Growing up the son of an Army Officer, I was always told to never ask your reports to do something you wouldn’t do yourself. At this particular point in the Q, that was the durkin.

Another Indian run around the track counterclockwise and then stopping at the playground
Merkins x 21
PicklePounders x 21
WWII x 21

One More Indian around the track counterclockwise and then stopping at the playground. Cha Ching posited that Indian Run heavy Qs are a mumblechatter killer. Damn right.

One last round:
Mountain Climbers x 21
Freddie Mercuries x 21

Mosey Back to the tennis courts for Mary

Mary: Dealers choice: Snap started us off with Shoulder Taps then we went around the world with various exercises (mostly core), everyone doing a 21 count. Almost made is all the way back around when Yogurt called time.
Announcements: CSAUP coming up in December, Christmas Party coming up as well
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX hanging in there and humoring me for my first boot camp Q.
Prayer: YHC took us out. Crab Legs as he continues on his journey, SlideRule to mend up quick and get back out there.

POTS Virgin Q

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13 for a veteran beatdown from the virgin POTS (Plain Old Telephone Service, for some history).  Very little mumblechatter at this one…..

FNGs: None in sight, unless you count Dauber making his TBD debut.

Warm Up: Mosey to the Ivan lot, SSH, daisy pickers, imperial walkers, hillbillies.

The Workout:

  1. 4 Corners around the parking lot:

1st round with 15 Reps of Standard Merkins, Wide Merkins, Diamond Merkins, Hand release Merkins (OYO).

2nd round with 15 Reps of Standard Merkins, LBC’s, Diamond Merkins, Hand release Merkins (OYO).

3rd round with 15 Reps of Standard Merkins, LBC’s, Prisoner Squats, Hand release Merkins (OYO).

4th round with 15 Reps of Standard Merkins, LBC’s, Prisoner Squats, Mountain Climbers (OYO).

5th round with 15 Reps of Shoulder taps, LBC’s, Prisoner Squats, Mountain Climbers (OYO).

All 5 rounds included Lunges on the short stretches between the corners and sprints on the long stretches between the corners.

Squat hold for the six at end of every round.

  1. Moseyed to Picnic Pavilion, paired up;

1st round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 irkins (15), partners switched.

2nd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 derkins (15), partners switched.

3rd round Partner 1 Balls to the Wall. Partner 2 dips (15), Partners switched.

Mary:  Mary-o-rama featuring burpees, indefinite plank holds, break dancing, and sailing, among others.  Just when we thought it was over, POTS added more burpees for good measure.
Announcements:  Frosty, F3 Christmas Party 12/14 (location still under review). New AO – RedOctober 10/28 at Honeycutt Park Fuquay.
T-Claps (Recognition): POTS, for a great VQ
Prayer: For Quiver’s friend Stan, Duaber for his daughter’s last cross-country event.   DoubleD took us out.

Done in time for the funeral.

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: We were greeted before the workout by a lady who was closing the parking lot for a funeral that would be occurring later in the morning. We assured her we would be done and gone well before the funeral and she kindly let us stay.
Regular warm up jog followed by SSH (15), Imperial Walkers (15), Hill Billies (15) and Sir Fazio Arm Circles (10 forward, hold 10, 10 backward).
The Workout: Pax were instructed to get a medium-sized rock and meet at the amphitheater. Curls for the girls (15), triceps (15), Bus Drivers (15) and Ground Pounders (15). Jog around the library and back for Urkins (15), Durkins (15) and Dips (15). Rinse and repeat through both one more time and returned rocks. Back for Mary.
Mary: Quiver inspired me (in one of his Qs) to do a bit of yoga. So we ran through some reaches for the sky, reaches for the ground, downward dog, cobra pose and runner’s stretch.
On to more traditional Mary with Homer 2 Marge (15), LBCs (15), Pickle Pounders (15), American Hammers (15).
Announcements: F3 Christmas Party Dec 14th. Winter CSAUP is coming up as well. Deadbolt shared that Hope Community Church recently had a good message on parenting. Check out their website for more (I think they’ll have a video up soon).
T-Claps (Recognition): Breach for circling back for the six throughout.
Prayer: Crab Legs’ continued journey, safe travels for Pax headed to the Tuna Relay as well as other places this week.

First Chill of the Season

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YHC arrived to a chilly empty parking lot at 0505. I was quickly approached by a guy holding what looked like a crow bar at first. I kept my car running JIC. He explained that he had a flat and his phone was dead. Poor guy needed some help so I gave him a quick charge and he made a call on my phone for assistance. Warbucks and I were ready for a double down of old school vs. new school U-turn routes. Martini pulled in a couple mins before taking off to start his solo run. Feet started moving at 0516 so we could get back in time for 0600 warm ups. We arrived with about 2 mins to spare. Thanks for holding my hand Warbucks since I forgot my gloves.

Warm Up:
0600 Frankensteins, IP Butt kickers, IP, High Knees, DD Calf pulses, Squatted rockers
0604 Quick COT but Q didn’t cover announcements and prayers. My bad.

The Workout:
Running: Anywhere from 3 miles to 11 miles. Picking up the 6 was strong today as the 5 mile group all finished together.

T-Claps (Recognition):
Martini PR’d his distance today. He’s signed up for his first half (HSHM).
Runners at Ting and ATT for putting in strong work.

Great work! The cooler temps are definitely welcomed. Let’s keep up the good work on getting miles in on Saturday. Thanks for letting me pick up the Q.

BS Out!

My name is… My name is… My name is… Chubby Dawgpound

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Before the workout I asked the pax what music they wanted. Rock workout playlist from Apple or my Eminem playlist for the Holly Springs Half. Eminem can really fire me up.

EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Dumbo, Pikachu (I think he had a lite vest on), Lucky, Coal Ash, Shamwow
FNGs:  Does Midget count???
Warm Up:

Did a quick lap around the parking lot for it was a cold morning.  Then everyone grab there bell and we made our way to the playground.

Circled Up for the following:

Side Straddle Hops
Good Mornings
Fazio Arm Circles Forward and Reverse

The Workout:

Started things off with a couple of full body kettlebell exercises.

3 Rounds of:
30 Two Arm Swing
10 Thrusters Each Arm
5 Snatches Each Arm

Next we took a quick jog to the Pavillon to grab a spot at the wall.

5 Seconds Wall Sit
5 Seconds Wall Sit Right Leg up
5 Seconds Wall Sit
5 Seconds Wall Sit Left Leg up
10 Seconds Wall Sit

After the wall sit circuit it was time to get into some legs

2 Rounds of Single Arm Cleans and lunges.  This is an incremental exercise.  We start with doing 1 clean each arm then one lunge each leg.  We then increment from 1 to 5.  All the cleans are done first and after they are completed we move to the lunges.  I personally felt tired at this point.

Next we took another trip to the wall.

5 Seconds Wall Sit
5 Seconds Wall Sit Right Leg up
5 Seconds Wall Sit
5 Seconds Wall Sit Left Leg up
10 Seconds Wall Sit

We can back for another flow.  This one was a straight leg deadlift, clean, and clean squat.  We did two rounds of this flow with 10 reps.  During the second round I asked everyone to partner up.  I wanted us to get some work on the pull ups.  I am personally awful at pull ups and need to get better.

Each pax had two sets on the pulls ups.  I personally want to thank Lucky for pushing me here.  I need it.

Next I wanted to move into some chest/back exercises.  We started Bridge Alternating Chest Press.  The mumble chatter really picked up here.  I felt like the workout intensity was not hard enough at this point.  So we took another trip back to the wall.

This time was a bit different. We did two rounds of the following.

5 Seconds Wall Sit
10 Seconds Wall Sit Right Leg up
5 Seconds Wall Sit
10 Seconds Wall Sit Left Leg up
10 Seconds Wall Sit
Balls to the Wall
Lunge walk down the pavilion and back.

After this was completed we went back to the playground for Mary

Mary:

Midget Flow.  Only time for one pass.

Midget Love Handles
Midget Cookie Pouches
Midget Stand Ups (Mini Turkish Getups)

Announcements:
Frosty (Southwake CSAUP) December 7th
Christmas Party December 14th

T-Claps (Recognition):  Coal Ash, Dumbo, Emeril for finishing up the fritter this week.
Prayer:

Girl in Holly Springs that was hit by a car
Health for all pax

Is this even safe?

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EC: Pikachu, Coal Ash, Maybelline, Dawgpound, 187, Emeril, Dumbo, ShamWow! Axe M4L on the Ruck. Anyone else?

FNGs: Not today
Warm Up: Quick Mosey around the lot back to the flag, Windmills x10, 5 Burpees OYO… (Didn’t you advertise no burpees? Yes, yes I did.), Frankenstein x10, 4 Burpees, Hillbillies x10, 3 Burpees, Imperial Walkers x10, 2 Burpees, SSH x41, 1 Burpee. Let’s do this thing.
The Workout:

PAX lined up to form 2 lines of 7. Death March w/ the last runner dropping for 10 Merkins. Continued for 2 cycles which led us to the top of the road by the school.  From there, last in was Emeril and ShamWow! Where we broke for a return back to the closer lot on the right.

PAX found a space to line up side by side in a chill-cut. YHC indicated that first PAX start bunny hopping over and down the end of the line. Couldn’t start the next PAX until the previous found the end.  One cycle through.

Re-formed Death March with 5 Merkins and jail broke at the playground hill to the “bowl”.

At the bowl, YHC instructed same lines split in different directions. At the top of first hill Star Jumps x10, other hill Monkey Humpers x10. Continued until 40 count complete.

Mosey to the stairs. Squat hold for the 6.

YHC laid out the plan… First group of 7 would go down the stairs as Bear Crawl with 5 Merkins at each landing (overheard “Is this even safe?” as Pikachu darted down into the gloom) rinse and repeat back to the top. While waiting second group completed Star Jumps OYO. Switch.

Next all PAX down the stairs, return back up with Bunny Hops for each step.

Mosey back to the flag!

Mary: Squat hold for the 6 in. WWII x41, Freddy Mercury x41, Homer to Marge x10 + RL/LL, Have a ni- “we can’t not finish the last 11 right?”, Homer to Marge x11.
Announcements: 12/7 South Wake CSAUP…Details coming soon. 12/14 Holiday Party.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Yesterday’s tragedy with 14 YO girl being struck in traffic. Unspoken. YHC took us out.

Mumblechatter on fleek

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Today was brought to you by the numbers 4 & 1.

FNGs: Scared em all away.

EC: Warbucks, Emeril, 187, Dawgpound, ShamWow! (UTI ran a +2 mile route from his house to the AO)
Warm Up: Mosey around the HT Lot – Remember the route… Back to the flag, circle up. Let the Mumblechatter begin… SSH x50 (we would have stopped at 41, but that was too obvious, plus UTI and Warbucks clearly had their Wheaties this morning…). Seal Claps x10, Overhead x10, Sir Fazio x10, Seal Claps x10, Overhead x10,  The entire warm up cadence was basically inaudible with the excessive mumblechatter and 41’s thrown in versus the running counts. Not to mention YHC took a rash of shit from just about everyone. Love you guys. It truly is an honor to lead.
The Workout: Two lines of 5 formed for the Bataan Death March Indian Run. Two laps around the AO with 1 PAX dropping for 5x diamond merkins and catching all the way up to the front on lap 1. Lap 2 x10.  Back to the Flag, circle up SSH x41, Seal Claps x10, Overhead x10.

Mosey to the back lot. PAX split again into two lines of 5. 1 line on the wall, other line in front. Something like this:

Round 1 – BTTW/SSH x41 IC switch.

Round 2 – Wall Sit/Smurf Jacks x41 IC, switch.

Round 3 – BTTW/SSH x41, switch

Circle up for a short Plankorama x10: Peter Parkers, Left arm/Right arm Up, Standard Merkins

Mosey down to the dark side of HS…(The greenway behind HT and the retaining wall) – Two groups of 5 again:

Round 1 – BTTW/Diamond Merkins with a 41 count, switch

Round 2 – Wall Sit/Standard Merkins 41 count, switch

Mosey back to the flag to find Mary.

Also, if you ever wonder why I bring so many SSH’s into my Q… https://www.fitandme.com/benefits-of-jumping-jacks/

Mary: Even Harris Teeter’s “Associate #128 was calling security about the verbal hazing going on. Overhead announcement: “Security has been alerted, something something something”,  On with the show: 41 WWII, 41 Freddy Mercury, 41 LBC, Have a nice day!
Announcements: Basically a bunch of vague announcements. Maybe there is a Holiday party at some point, Maybe there is a CSAUP? Happy Birthday today to Quiver’s wife (that was about the only thing definitive).  Join me on Thursday for my actual B-Day Q at Disney…
T-Claps (Recognition): UTI for his out and back from home.
Prayer: YHC took us out

Mondays, the sooner you start Mondays, the quicker its over.

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Ahh another Monday, Got even earlier so I rolled into Downtown Train at 5:08, did not post about EC because it’s not something I have been doing so I was as not sure if I could make it. Was the only car in the lot that was not a town holly springs car, so I grabbed the shiny new nox vest and took off for a slow jog to womble and back. Saw a few more cars when I arrived, (Abe and 3rd Cousin) and Oboe pulled in shortly after.

FNGs: None
EC: YHC (Still hate running UTI)
Warm Up: Mosey to Libray and back, 15 SSH, 15 Imperial Walkers, 15 Hillbillys, 10 Sir Fazio forward and backward, 10 Good Mornings
The Workout: Mosey’d to the lower level of the parking deck.
       Thang 1:
50  lBc’s
100 Overhead Claps
150 Merkins
200 Big Boy Situps
250 Squats
If I do this again, will probably switch the sit-ups and lBc’s… my abs still hurt.  With that done decided we should do some Erkins and Dips

       Thang 2: 10 Erkins, 15 Dips Repoato Twice, we then mosey back to the flag for some quick broga, Sun Salutation, to Warrior and back.

Mary:  Various exercises were called by the pax and YHC including American Hammers, Freddy Mercuries, Pickle Pounders, Homer to Marge
Announcements:  None
Prayer: Oboe and YHC as our company transitions to new ownership, F3 Cape Fear on the Loss of a Pax, and Continued recovery for the people down east still recovering from Florence.

COT: 
     Count-a-rama:  4
     Name-a-rama: 3 Meh 1 Respect

TClaps:  Oboe for gutting it out with Breathtaker

NMS: As always a pleasure to lead, small groups or large, it is great to be amount all of you.