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Pikachu called in sick

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Quick Jog,  SSH, Hillbillies, Burpees, Some other stuff I don’t remember

The Workout: Partner Dora

As I was headed to Crazy Ivan at 4:45 this morning I received a text from Pikachu asking me to fill in as Pikachu wasn’t feeling well.   I agreed and texted Dawg to let him know.   EC Yoga by Emeril, Dawg and Lucky Charms at 4:55.  During Yoga, Dawg said that Dumbo had a good suggestion for doing a Dora with kettle bells so we talked it through and here’s what we came up with as 5 other Pax rolled in for the workout.

Round 1:  300 KB Swings.  150 per partner.  When partner 1 is doing swings, partner 2 is doing an Ab exercise

10 Burpees each

Round 2:  200 Goblin Squats.  100 per partner.  When partner 1 is doing swings, partner 2 is doing an Ab exercise

Quick jog around parking lot

Round 3: 100 Shoulder presses.  50 per partner.  When partner 1 is doing swings, partner 2 is doing an Ab exercise

Dawg took over and headed the Pax to the auditorium for rounds of peoples chair and balls to the wall followed by some lunges.

Back to the parking lot for Mary led by Emeril.

Mary:

Rounds of Stretches mixed with Merkins

Announcements:

None

T-Claps (Recognition):

Dawg for stepping up and helping me Q

Prayer:

Pumpkin Spice – Life, Family, Marriage
Dawg – Putting one of his dogs down at 4pm today

Roger Roger took us out

Land mine at Downtown Train

FNGs:none
Warm Up: DT standard run loop, followed by Good-mornings, Windmills, Fozio Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers and Hillbillies all in 10 count. Finally 20 count of side straddle hops.
The Workout: Headed over to the parking deck where eventually we encountered a feces landmine. Good news, nobody stepped in it.

1st station: PAX all partnered up to do suicides while other was doing 4 exercises. Pax changed out when each completed the evolution of suicides. The  4 different exercises were shoulder taps (each time you hit your left shoulder was 1), low slow flutter ( each time left leg came up was 1), merkins, and WWII’s. All exercises were 100 reps in total.

2nd station: This is were we encountered the turd. PAX all grabbed some wall for Peoples Chair followed by Balls To The wall in an indian run type fashion around large pillar.

3rd station: Partners Wheelbarrowed to a pillar approximately 15-20 feet, PAX then did a 10 count of squats, partners switched out to next pillar (same distance) did 20 squats, partners changed out Wheelbarrowed to next pillar for 30 count squats and then the final Wheelbarrow was followed with 40 squats.

4th station: PAX walked over for some rest to just outside the parking deck and grabbed a retaining wall for 3 sets of 25 dips.

 

Mary: Each PAX did a 20 count of abdominal wall exercises.
Announcements: Watch out for human poop in the parking deck. If you poop in the parking deck please throw it out.
T-Claps (Recognition): Nemo EC for a couple of miles prior
Prayer: Pumpkin Spices son going off to college, mass shooting victims and unspoken.

 

Good work men!

Wish It Was Just a Little Hotter…Not

It was an honor to lead 23 PAX in my 4Y4Q Anniversary week.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Simple stretches before taking a tour of Downtown Varina
The Workout:

  • Mosey to Ample Storage parking and did a Bear Crawl Ring of Fire with 10 Merkins in between
  • Jog to flags for Global Warming, Step-ups, Dips, Irkins
  • Jog across the street to furniture store wall for Dwight Howards, Wall Side Push Ups, Wall Forward Push Ups, Wall Tricep Pushups
  • Jog to Aviator Bottle Shop for BTTW Inch Worms, Wall Mountain Climbers, Wall Homer to Marge (with each leg up), Wall LBCs and People’s Chair
  • Jog across street and Duck and Weave Indian to the breezeway
  • Derkins, Crucible Merkins, Wall Lunge and Wall Plank

Mary: Around the Horn Mary by the PAX
Announcements: DeadBolts 5Yr Workout at Disney, Gumps 4Y/4Q Week, SUP Workout Aug 3 at Jordan Lake
Prayer: Noah’s Ark and wife, DoubleD with father passing away, health struggles, unspoken.

We had great 2nd F afterwards at Stick Boy.

Thank you for allowing me to be a part of your day and lives. F3 is truly a lifesaver. #DontDoLifeAlone.

Young Grasshopper

FNGs: Adam is a 21 year old Ohio State Buckeyes fan who works in the field of oncology and enjoys martial arts and long walks on the beach – Welcome “Grasshopper”

9 HIMs showed up this morning at GP.  Pikachu posted barefoot having doubled down.  

WarmUp:

20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 10 Moroccan Night Clubs

The Workout

Mosey to the wall of pain

3 sets of 45 ct wall sits (Al Gore, Moroccan and Prisoner style). Pikachu forgot how to count to 5 again and Doc was up to his antics with his unconventional methods as well. 

2 sets of 30ct Ascending Testicles

Mosey to the Rock Pile (Rotate rocks b/w sets). YHC suggested large but not XL rocks however 90% of the PAX chose not to listen and selected boulders.  YHC had to ask the PAX what XL rocks look like if these are just large.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders (they don’t count if the rock doesn’t touch the ground)

Move it up to the parking lot for 4 sets Rock Press; 3 sets of 10 Extended Rock Windshield Wipers

Partner up for 4 sets Rock Planks & Rock Crab Planks.  One partner planks while the other lunge walks/Frankensteins to the speed bump and back.

Return the Rocks and circle up at flag

Aik’n Abs

  • 20 LBCs
  • 10 3 ct Pickle Pounder
  • 10 WWIs
  • 20 H2Ms (10 standard, 5 single leg)

Aik’n Arms

  • 15 Shoulder Tap Planks
  • 15 Merkins
  • 15 Plank Jacks

Aik’n Legs

  • 10 – 3 ct High Knees
  • 10 – 3 ct Split Jacks

Split Jacks pushed young Grasshopper over the edge and he had to take some time to recover during COT. 

Announcements:  Megan Smiles Charity Event still needs volunteers (July 20th & 22nd).  Greenville’s Sasquatch CSAUP end of July

Prayer Requests:  Pumpkin and his family of 7 are flying to the land of weed (Coloroado) for a 2 week workcation.  3rd Cousin’s Father-in-law passed away at the young age of 63. Prayers for Double D and his family as his father passed away this week. Forceps house is back on the market as contract fell through.

YHC took us out.

Peeling the layers of the onion

Skidmark was scared so he did the right thing by not posting in the gloom- Midget has been at this f-3 thing for almost 4 yrs now and 1st time been consistent with exercise. Thanks for this great group of guys that keep me motivated, engaged and accountable.

Pax of 20 showed up and Flanagan was looking for an easy Q by Dumbo but was told by UTI that Midget had the Q.
Disclaimer was read.

FNGs: Welcome Tetanus!

EC: M4L, Yellow Card, Emeril, Pikachu, Dawgpound, Cowboy, Pablo and Dumbo (rolled in hot at 0517 due to too much bourbon)

Warm Up: There was none.

The Workout: We took off right on time and carried on where we left on Saturday(Whiplash). Stopped at the first turn off at Ting and divided into groups of 4 for Indian Runs. 9 burpees were performed while PAX got in the 4 man Indian group. The goal today was to get to know the small group and what kind of impact f-3 was making in their everyday life. Each time we stopped, until we came to main event ‘Arctic cooler’, we did 10/10/5 (squats/hand release merkins/ burpees). There were 5 stops along the way.

We lost Dumbo and t-claps to Lipstick for staying with dumbo (too much vacation bourbon).

Main event was a 0.41 loop where 2 guys go in opposite directions and perform patty cake merkins when they meet. We did this until 6:17. Chips / Yellow card/ Banaseat/ Poponski called a few Ab exercises while we waited on the 6th.
Indian run with your group back to the flag-

Mary: 45 low slow flutter/ 10 absolution

Announcements:
Sprint next Saturday –
Sasquatch- clown car- Emeril is doing it 7/28
Meg smiles- need more dudes for 22nd and wear f-3 gear
Bourbon raffle till 20th- why not- so far $200

T-Claps (Recognition): Lipstick for waiting with Dumbo.

Prayer: Pickachu’s wife, Crab Legs, Liquid Force doing better after being stung on Friday

It has been fun ride and thanks for all the help/ ear/ accountability and many laughs over the last few years. This truly is more than A workout.
M4L

Moroccan Skull Crushers

FNGs: Not today

4 HIMs showed up this morning at GP post CSAUP.  Pikachu of course doubled down posting UTurn before the beat down. 

WarmUp:

20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 slow noisy Good Mornings, 20 SSH, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 10 boat canoes

The Workout

Mosey to the wall of pain

3 sets of 20 ct wall sits (Al Gore, Moroccan and Prisoner style). YHC suggested the possibility of a Moroccan BTW but PAX wisely decided we didn’t have the insurance coverage for Moroccan skull crushers. 

2 sets of 30ct Ascending Testicles

Mosey to the Rock Pile (Rotate rocks b/w sets)

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders

Swap rocks out for something beafier

4 sets Rock Press; 3 sets of 10 Windshield Wipers; 10 Rockies

Mosey to playground

Aik’n Abs

  • 20 LBCs
  • 10 Pickle Pounder
  • 10 WIIs
  • 20 H2Ms (10 standard, 5 single leg)
  • 15 American Hammers
  • 20ct 6 inches
  • 30 ct Chicutt Planks

Aik’n Legs

  • 20 Squats
  • 20 Lunges
  • 10 High Knees
  • 10 Split Jacks
  • 15 MNT Climbers

Aik’n Arms

  • 15 Dips
  • 10 Shoulder Tap Planks
  • 3 sets of 5 hand release Merkin + 3×5 ct Supermans

Pumpkin suggested Pull-ups but YHC shared there are probably plenty of Pull-Ups in the playground trash cans already (Took Pikachu a while to get my stupid joke)

Announcements:  Megan Smiles Charity Event (July 20th & 22nd.  Greenville CSAUP end of July,

Prayer Requests:  187’s friend Tom passed away leaving 8 kids behind. Prayers for healing: 3rd Cousin’s wife’s skin cancer surgery and Pikachu’s wife’s back pain.

YHC took us out.

Two Big Bowls of Quinoa – aka 1776 workout

First, WTF is quinoa. Second, I had to ask Alexa how to spell it.

Happy Independence Day!

5 for 7.4 mile EC: Pikachu, Cobbler, Warbucks, H1N1, Skidmark

Several others for 2 mile EC

39 Pax posted this morning.

FNGs: Welcome Oboe and Snowden
The Workout:

T-Claps (Recognition): American Eagles: Popinski, H1N1, Yogurt, Banana Seat, 187, Pikachu, Lipstick was on his way.
Prayer: Warbucks and family, Thank you for the freedoms and our first responders, 243 years ago men sacrificed their lives to fight for the freedom we have today, good to Noah’s Arc back out, safe travels this weekend

All My Favorites

It was a warm night at Thunder with what may have been the hottest day of the year. At the 1900 mark Q made everyone squat hold while he gave a disclaimer and made sure all medical paperwork and life insurance were up to speed. There was a reminder to modify as needed and make sure we keep an eye on the 6.

EC: Pikachu, Skidmark. Crosby and John Deere did a pre-workout run but the heat was a little too much and decided to modify.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: 10 burpees OYO. Mosey to 1st corner at soccer field and 5 cc SSH. Mosey to Second corner and do 5 cc SSH & 10 merkins. Mosey to third corner for 5 cc SSH, 10 merkins, 15 cc plank jacks, Mosey to amphitheater and do 5 cc SSH, 10 merkins, 15 cc plank jacks, and 10 cc Imperial walkers and 10 cc hillbillies

The Workout: Box jumps x 10, dips x 10, box jumps x 15, dips x 15, box jumps x 10, dips x 10.

Mosey to playset for 7’s with pullups and merkins

Mosey to area near the flag for burpee bullring. One pax goes in the middle and selects someone to race to 5 burpees. Pax on the outside do side strattlehops. Loser runs to a bench and returns while winner joins the circle. All Pax went two times.

Mosey to the hill on the bottom side of the soccer field. Bear crawl races up the hill. Winner does 3 merkins. All others do 5. Rinse and repeat x 5.

Mary: Hold plank for 5 minutes. During 5 minutes did each arm up 1x, peter parkers, pickle pounders, side crunches. When Q noticed most pax were on their knees we took a quick break.

Back to plank for 5 more minutes. This time is was a straight hold with Q asking pax the F3 mission, core principals, and motto. Sets of 5 merkins at various times. One set of clock merkins with stops at 12, 9, 6, and 3. Ended when most Pax on their knees.

Announcements: Beta AO Wednesday joint Q with Carpex. Will run a couple more times. Convergence tomorrow 0704 at Womble

T-Claps (Recognition): Hot

Prayer: Tom’s family from 187’s neighborhood, Crablegs, Shredder.

Sweat Puddles

12 men woke for the 4th of July week. No vacation for these men. They were rewarded for their commitment to Paradise City with a 3+ mile beatdown.

EC: Bullseye, Aquaman, Full House, Katniss, Skidmark

FNGs: None
Warm Up: 1 lap warm-up with stops to do 20 Side Strattle Hops, 10 Windmills, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, and 10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles forward and reverse.

The Workout: Groups of 3 by speed. 3 man catch me if you can indian runs and do 3 laps. 1st lap the pax does 3 burpees. 2nd lap 4 squats, and 3rd lap 5 merkins.

As groups finished go pick up the 6.

Met at bottom of ramp for 7’s to the top. Burpees at the top and WWII’s at the bottom. Modified mid way to only run half the ramp up.

Mary: Pax stayed in Plank for 8 minutes. During plank pax did right and left arm up, side crunches, Peter Parkers, Pickle Pounders, and merkin clock with stops at 12, 9, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1. Held plank and then finished with 5 merkins.

Announcements: 4th of July Convergence. New AO off Ten-Ten combo Q with Carpex.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Crablegs. Those traveling for the holidays.

 

Appetite for Destruction Track 1

Welcome to the first fitness test.  The results are being kept in Southwake Challenge Spreadsheet.

FNGs: Wallaby
Warm Up:

Circled up for the following:
Side Straddle Hops
Fazio Arm Circles
Good Mornings
Daisy Pickers
Lap around the test lap

The Workout:

Results

The workout:

Paradise City Fitness Test: All must be done in order. Each rep is .01 points. Each lap is also .01 points.

15 Burpees
1 Lap
20 Merkins
1 Lap
20 Squats (as close to parallel as you can get)
1 Lap
20 WW II (Non Cadence)
1 Lap
20 Scorpion Dry Docks
1 Lap

1 Lap will be around 2 parking medians.  We left the basketball court and made a left.  Then down past the cars and made a right.  Ran past one aisle then the next aisle turned right up past the median then right and ran back to the basketball court.

Mary: No Time
Announcements:

New AO Wednesday Aquaman and Doc are Qs

T-Claps (Recognition):

All for completing the first Fitness Test

Prayer:

Unspoken
Pax Parents going through health issues
Shredder