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Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Strong

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Today our work was focus on being slow, holding the pose, and getting stronger. Thus we slowed it down as we built our pyramid.

We did a small number of Turkish Getups. I don’t know why guys don’t like Turkish getups. This is surprising to me. I think it is a problem that we are not doing enough Turkish getups in our workouts.

500 KB Swings: Dawgpound, Emeril, Pikachu
EC: Cupid
FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Bounce with Me
Foot Traces
Hips in the Barrell
Fazio Arm Circles Forward/Backward
Ring out the shoulders
Emeril’s Neck Stretch

The Workout:

3 Turkish Getups Each Arm

3 Turkish Getups Each Arm
5 Back Bow Draws
3 Turkish Getups Each Arm
5 Back Bow Draws Each Side
5 Overhead Squats Each Side
3 Turkish Getups Each Arm
5 Back Bow Draws Each Side
5 Overhead Squats Each Side
10 Uppercuts Each Side
3 Turkish Getups Each Arm
5 Back Bow Draws Each Side
5 Overhead Squats Each Side
10 Uppercuts Each Side
10 Halos Each Side
3 Turkish Getups Each Arm
5 Back Bow Draws Each Side
5 Overhead Squats Each Side
10 Uppercuts Each Side
10 Halos Each Side
15 Bent Over Rows Each Side
3 Turkish Getups Each Arm
5 Back Bow Draws Each Side
5 Overhead Squats Each Side
10 Uppercuts Each Side
10 Halos Each Side

3 Turkish Getups Each Arm

Mary:

6 Minute Abs — Everyone loved it.
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

187 and Tracy

15 seconds is a lot

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A 8:30PM text message chain lead to a terrible idea of 7 mile EC at 0430 this morning. Doesn’t take a math genius that that means cutting it close to a 0530 workout, especially having the Q. It got worse once we factored in someone being a minute late and having to make an expected pit-stop along the way. But we got it in and came back to a parking deck with numerous pax despite the F3 rendition of Holly Springs half planned for the next day.

FNGs:

None – a real shame.
Warm Up:

Bounce for 60s

SSH x20 IC

Foot Circles x5 each direction

Fazio Arm Circles x10 each direction

Trunk Twists x10 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Burpees x5
The Workout:

Tabata – 1 minute on (that extra 15 seconds is a pistol), 15 seconds off. 5 rounds of 6 exercises:

Kettlebell Swings
Clean & press
Snatch
Figure 8
Turkish Getups
Chillcut
Mary:

Stretching
Announcements:

HS Half run Saturday

TED Talk from Breach on Tuesday the 17th
T-Claps (Recognition):

Lipstick for the 7 mile EC run – nice route
Prayer:

187 & his M. Quiver and his family. Build a Bear for surgery and recovery.

Burn out!

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FNGs: none
Warm Up: SSH, SFAC, Daisys, Windmill, lap around the deck
The Workout: 6 exercises, 5 rounds, 1 min work and 15 sec rest. Lawnmower, tricep extensions, ground pounders, curls for the girls, overhead press, and goblet squats
Mary: midget cookie pouches with the bell, low slow flutter with the bell
Announcements: Holly Springs half marathon F3 style next Saturday 11/14. Looking for people to man the aid stations

Prayer: 187 and family. Shamwow and family.

Dumbo the new Quiver

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FNGs: None
Warm Up: Bounce, Jog, Bounce some more, Jog, Active Stretching
The Workout: Lots of chatter this morning.  Felt  like CarPex.   So we did some burpees to quiet the PAX.  Into the workout.

 

4 rounds, 5 exercises, 40 seconds on/20 seconds off.

Clean Series
Z-Press
Waterfall Pullover
Switch Squats
Bow Draw

Last round instead of the 20 second break between sets we did burpees.
Typically Quiver is pretty chatty at the Caveman workout. With Quiver a no show Dumbo took it upon himself to chat away.  The PAX did burpees during stretching, cool down, Mary as penance for his sins.

Mary:  Bunch of steel mace exercises and then 6 minute abs
Announcements: HSHM, Kettlebell challenge in Dec.
T-Claps (Recognition): TClaps to MoTown for doing his first workout yesterday and then coming today (from Apex) for EC + ME.  TClaps to M4L for sheparding him.
Prayer: Tracy, Ann Marie, Noahs Ark

Bats, Zombies, and Werewolves oh my!

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I couldn’t miss this opportunity for a Halloween Q when it became available and threw everything I could think of from start to finish! Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

  • FNGs: 1 – Cyclops
  • Warm Up: Circled up for some Good mornings, Candy pickers, then announced that arms do not drop for Halloween Bats: arm circles forward, Seal claps, Overhead claps, Arm circles reverse, Seal claps, Overhead claps, Frankensteins and some Michael Phelps to finish it off, then some Willy Mays Hayes to get the legs right.

    The Workout: Halloween survival prep will take place in several locations

  • First we’re off to the rock pile, because we need to get strong enough to face whatever monsters we may encounter. Little did anyone know we’d get all of our reps in one shot for each exercise! 31 count for each exercise: Curls for the girls, overhead press, ruh Roh, tricep extension, ground pounders, bench press, sit-ups, and rock spanks just because it’s GP. I was impressed as there wasn’t a medium or small rock to be found in the circle. Return all rocks but one and mosey over to the paved game area by the school.
  • Rule #1 of Zombieland is Cardio and we’re about to have some fun, while getting plenty of it. This 4 corners workout consisted of 10 seconds fast feet, run, 10 in and outs, run, 10 squats, run, and 10 star jumps, but that’s not all! This is a rotation circuit where we need a zombie and a gatekeeper(to clarify, no key-master present or needed for this, thanks Shredder lol). The gatekeeper is at the cemetery and performs ground pounders with the rock to keep the zombies in the ground; however, this zombie becomes free after completing 10 getups and will chase the pax while performing Frankenstein walks. If pax are caught they owe 10 burpees. First two rounds all pax were safe, but then pikachu became the zombie. He was on his 4th getup before our fast feet were done and we all felt the need for some serious speed as we took off! He caught us all at the star jumps and we all performed the 10 burpees. Shredder was up for our 4th time through and Pax were thoroughly smoked on legs at the finish.
  • Turns out pikachu’s freakish speed was due to a bite from a werewolf and he infected us all. The only cure is silver, and luck would have it that there were two sets of “silver” bleachers nearby. We split up into two groups and went head to head up the bleachers performing “bleacher” merkins, 1 at the bottom, 2 on the second, etc, until we reached 10 at the top. All pax waiting for their turn and waiting for the 6 performed flutter kicks. Time to mosey back to the start and see what’s in store for Mary.
    Bloody Mary: circle up with the Q in the middle leading by example.
    25 crunches, 20 Mtn climbers, 15 side crunches (left then right), 10 In and outs, and 5 Scissors kicks. Seemed like enough, but not quite finished as we needed to repeat the whole circuit two more times.
    Finally it was time to have a nice day!
    Announcements: park cleanup
    T-Claps (Recognition): Macho Nacho for getting his Dad out as an FNG, Frenchie for giving a HC and getting a HC from Macho Nacho for ultimate on Monday.
    Prayer: Pax dealing with health and personal issues, the country, and safety.

Pre- Halloween Revelry with a Heavy Friend

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The heavy music was turned up loud, we went “trick or treating” a couple times, burpees were avoided, kettlebells were clanged, and a heavy friend (coupon) joined in the Halloween Hooliganry at the Underworld for Crazy Ivan. 10 PAX played along with YHC’s game of chance for their pre-Halloween beatdown.

FNG’s: none
Warm Up: SSH x 15, the 10 counts of Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, Good Mornings, and Daisy Pickers.
The Workout: The workout was simple. YHC brought a bucket of tickets, each with a different classic favorite Halloween candy pic on it. Each pic corresponded to a kettlebell exercise that was to be done AMRAP by the men while 1 pax (the timer) carried the pumpkin themed heavy friend (a 75 lb. cement ball skillfully crafted by Dahmer) down to a parked car and back. Repeato on this sequence a lot!

Exercises were: Reese’s – Horn Squats, Snickers – Bell Merkins, Skittles – Single Arm Shoulder Press, Twizzlers – Figure 8’s, Milky Way – Halos, Baby Ruth – Swings.

One caveat…YHC placed a few “trick or treat” tixx in the bucket. When drawn, the whole pax would travel a bit for short exercises. YHC put 3 such tixx in the bucket…2 were drawn during our time together. When they were drawn…we ran down to do a 30 ct. BTTW. Then next one was about halfway through the workout as we travelled up top to typewriter the parking curbs as a group before returning to the Underworld. As Halloween fortune would have it, the PAX never drew the 3rd “trick or treat” ticket…that would have cost us a short mosey, but 30 burpees. At the end of the workout, there were only 3 tixx left in the bucket that we didn’t get to. Lucky day before Halloween!

Mary: 20 Midget Cookie Pouches, 20 LSF IC. Have a nice day!
Announcements: Holly Springs virtual F3 half coming up…consider running or volunteering at aid station. More info to come this week! Mutiny moves to TING Monday for Ultimate under the lights! No metal cleats. Paradise City pax will still workout at TING that day…plenty on room on the turf for a change!
T-Claps (Recognition): Dahmer for his work on a new coupon for Crazy Ivan.
Prayer: Our brothers Shamwow!/187 and their M’s for some recent health issues they are dealing with. Kool aid just moved to area and his family settling in. Chaps stepped up to take us out. Thanks for playing fellas!

What if you have 3 nipples?

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FNGs: None

9 HIMs posted to GP on a perfect morning.  YHC and Dauber Co-Q.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball. Dauber led the warm up and Circle of Rock while Forceps led Heavy Hoops & COT

Warm Up:

Mosey to Veteran Park and back. 10x3cts of: Good Mornings, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps, 20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 30x3ct SSH (60 total in case math are hard).

The Workout

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile

10x3ct of each exercise:  Rut Rows X 2, Curls for the Girls X 2, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Ground Pounders, Standard Press, Nipplers, 6 Inches, Rock Spanks, Single Arm Merkins, Bus Drivers, Rock Extensions

Heavy Hoops:

Round 1: Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Squats, Squats, Shoulder Tap Planks

Round 2: Each PAX takes 1 free throw at each station (2 Burpee Penalties per missed station)

LBCs, Love Haters X2, Fredie Mercuries, Dying Cockroaches, Emperial Walkers, Hill Billies, Standard Merkins, Boat Canoes

Burpees OYO for all PAX

Mosey back for COT

Announcements: F3 getting great community press; Virtual HSHM Nov14th and 21st; Ultimate Frisbee 1st Mondays in November at Ting

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for 187’s family and for those looking to transition jobs. For all those spoken and unspoken.

Crazy Ivan & 27 Years of Bliss

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FNGs: None
Warm Up:  Saw that Crazy Ivan was open on the Q sheet and ventured back to an ol’ friend.  Pre-blast mentioned heavy weights, kettle bells, running and the number 27.  My wife an I were celebrating our anniversary. More to come.  30 SSH, 10 Sir fazios, 10 OH claps, 10 seal claps, windmills, good am and 7 burpees OYO; mosey through bottom parking deck to the chagrin of Pumpkin Spice.
The Workout: PAX partnered up.  One PAX farmer carried two 50lb dumbbells (complements of Popinski) and walked 27 steps.  PAX dropped bells and ran back to his partner requesting help (similar things happen with our spouses, e.g. car breaks down, flat tire, etc). While the farmer’s carry was happening, Other PAX were engaged in 10-27 count exercises that included swings, tricep curls, upward rows, halos, figure 8s, lawn mowers, ground pounders, bend over squats.  Once everyone had a chance to Farmer Cary, YHC threw out a trip to the store for some milk.  One PAX of the two-man team ran up & down the stairs and then around the building.  More kettlebell exercises including plank slaps, soccer bells, squats, etc.  Emeril and Dawgpound helped out lead exercises when YHC Was taking a trip to the store.  Balls to the walls for a 27 count followed by 4 quick burpees OYO.  I asked the PAX if they got eggs at the store.  Nope.  We all have heard that before, right?  Back to the store running around the building.  During the workout, I asked each PAX to learn three things about his wife/girlfriend. (exception with Hardy).  Their new info would be shared later.  From our six, we did more kettlebells including nipplers, straight arm curls and 6 inches.  Midget love handles, upright rows, and overhead from our knees.

Mary:  held various plank and Superman positions learning three things new about each PAX member’s wife/girlfriend.  YHC shared some marital bliss thoughts/input with FloJo adding to my soapbox.  Finished with some stretching over good mumble chatter about working at your marriage.  Love language book.  Great read.  Communication a must.

Announcements:  HS Food Pantry/Cupboard workday; Ruck to Mama’s

T-Claps (Recognition):  celebrating 27 years of marriage – thank you God

Prayer: YHC took us out.  PAX And PAX’s spouse looking for employment; those impacted by COVID-19; UNSPOKEN.

Honor to lead.

 

Golden number 27 twenty seven made of inflatable balloon with golden ribbon isolated on white background

Ground Pounder with the Geniesse Trifecta

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FNGs: Pit Bull (Shredder’s son)

7 HIMs posted to GP on a clear brisk morning.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball. 

Warm Up:

10x3cts of:  Good Mornings, Daisy Pickers, Hillbilly’s, Emperial Walkers, Willy Maze Hays, Fozzie Arm Circles.

The Workout

Heavy Hoops:

Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated areas. 2 free throw attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till cycle completed (ie 1 shot is made from each of the 3 areas).

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Squats, American Hammers, Squats, Shoulder Tap Planks, Boat Canoes, Hill Billie Squats, Morrocan Night Club Squat Holds

Macho Nacho showed up late: 10 Burpees + Penalty Burpees OYO for all PAX (15+Penalty for MN)

Circle of Rock: Mosey to the Rock Pile

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras,  Rutrows, and Ground Pounders

3 sets of 10x3ct Standard Press, 10x3ct  Windshield wipers, 10x3ct Box Cutters, 30 Ct 6 Inches, 2 sets of 10x3ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent),

Wall of Pain

10x3ct Aussie Ass Smackers, 70ct People’s Chair, 30ct Ascending Testicles, 70ct People’s Chair (Al Gore style),

Mosey back for COT to name FNG, Elijah Geniesse, 22, Pit Bull (How we got there: Falcon’s fan-> Michael Vick-> Dog Fighting-> Pit Bull)

Announcements: 3rd F at HS Food Cupboard today; Hilltop NeedMore Food Ruck tomorrow

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Dovetail and his family’s move to Arizona.

Side Note: The delayed merlot at 2ndF Sir Walter Raleigh where Pit Bull lost his breakfast and apparently his dinner at the front door – watch your step.

If Dumbo can so can you

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I enjoy Qing a workout. It’s definitely a different energy in the middle of the circle! That being said, I’ve always avoided Crazy Ivan and Captain Caveman because the prospect of standing in a circle with no safety net (ability to run if you need extra stuff) has always been a little intimidating. So, I decided I’d pick up the Q at Caveman today because doing hard things you are intimidated by makes you better! If I can plan and pull off a Q then so can you!

EC: Dawgpound, Dumbo, Emeril, Quiver

FNGs: Not today!

Warm Up: Stretching and mobility exercises.

The Workout: 6 rounds of tabata with 45 seconds on and 15 seconds of rest. 6 exercises per round – Ballistic Curl, Mixed Grip Front Press Squat, Bow Draw, Plank to Angled Mace, Single Side High Hinge Row, Midget Cookie Pouch.

Mary: IC x15: LBC, Homer to Marge, American Hammer, Low Slow Flutter. We ended with some downward dog and pigeon pose.

Announcements: HSFC rescheduled for this Saturday.

T-Claps (Recognition): All you men getting after it today!

Prayer: anxiety, family of 4yo dealing with loss.

YHC took us out. It’s always an honor to lead you men. I’ll try to do better next time!