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An Early Christmas Miracle!

Thanks to all who posted to help set a new attendance record at Purple Cobra!  Special thanks to the few PAX from Raleigh that came down to visit us in the South Wake gloom (Drysdale, Bloodied Elf, and Yoda).  There were even a few Purple Cobra virgins out there and to top it off we welcomed 3 FNGs! (La Fleur, Bob Ross, and Motor Boatin’)

Warm Up:

YHC took a page out of the F3 Houston workouts and started off with 50 IC SSH.  Then we did the following:

Imperial Walkers ICx15

Hillbillies ICx15

Frankenstein Kicks ICx15

The Workout:

Count off by 3’s and then Bataan Death March with 5 Merkins at the end of the line over to the Jiffy Lube guardrail.

 

Partner up to do the following:

Partner 1 – 10x Derkins/Erkins/Dips

Partner 2- Plank Jacks and Squats

Switch, rinse and repeat decreasing by 2 reps each time

 

Mosey to the Goodwill Lot

Wilt Chamberlains

 

Mosey to Dollar Tree Lot

Burpish Getups 10 OYO

 

Mosey to Wells Fargo Lot

The same damn thing again

 

Mosey to the Flag

Wave of Merkins to 10

Mary:

Homer to Marge IC x20

Back Plank

Announcements: CSAUP is 12/15, see Chips post on FB about tickets to Xmas church services

Prayer: Pablo’s mom, unspoken, YHC took us out.

Welcome Ironic and Full House

Welcome Ironic and Full House.

Thunder claps for Foghorn for wearing a vest.

EC EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Midget, Lipstick, UTI

EC: Dawgpound, Emeril, Midget, Lipstick, UTI, Axe, 187, Warbucks, Yogurt, Brexit, Chips

Excuse Lexicon: IT Band Flare Up, No Alarm

Warm Up:

Circle Up
Fazio arm circle
10 Imperial Walkers
10 Hillbillies
Good morning
10 Reverse Pushup
15 Squatter Pyramid

The Workout:

Workout
Find Groups of 4 Similar Speed
Indian Run around the 1/2 Mile Loop

Corner:
5 Burpee

Ticket Office
5 Burpee
10 Merkins

Bottom of Ramp
5 Burpee
10 Merkins
15 Squats

Basketball Court:
5 Burpee
10 Merkins
15 Squats
20 LBCs

Lead group came back for the six after they finished their last set.

Total of three laps

Run to ticket office
20 Squat Pyramids

Run to courts for Mary

Mary:

5 Burpee Countdown
LBC
Have a Nice Day

Announcements:

December 15th CSAUP
Some Second F is coming our way in the future

Prayer:

Pablo’s Mom
Crablegs
Double D’s Dad
Dave Bexit’s Buddy from Michigan.  Currently battling burns and infections.

Thanks for letting me lead you guys today.

Challenge Points:

Burpees: 75 => 225
Merkins: 100 => 200
Squats: 170 => 170

Total Points: 595

Didn’t Even Have to Poop

Pax of 11 came out for a promised no running beatdown by Pikachu & Lipstick (Pikachu’s Lipstick?) at Crazy Ivan. Brexit even ran a mile before the workout and Crosby switched from Cletus based on the promise of no running.

Warm Up:

Lipstick circled us up for some arm and leg stretches followed by:

SSH x20 IC

Daisy Pickers x10 IC

Then we grabbed our kettle bells for the beginning of legs.

The Workout:

Lung walk (with kettle bell held at chest, focusing on form) halfway down parking lot.

Deep squats x20

Curtsey squats x20

Lung walk rest of the way down the parking lot.

Deep squats x20

Curtsey squats x20

Box cutters x20 IC to give the legs a break

Lung walk back down half way and hand it off to YHC.

We started to mosey our way to the Amphitheater, but Cletus was hogging it so we double back to the first parking lot line for the evolution of the burpee. We started with a new exercise YHC thought up for this Q – the Kurpee. It’s a burpee with the kettle bell – you hold the bell when dropping for the merkin (and do the merkin uneven – one hand on the bell), and when coming up out of the plank drive the kettle bell overhead into a lockout and then bring it back to your waist and then switch hands for the next rep.

We lined up at the parking lot line – 1 Kurpee at the first line, 2 at the 2nd, etc up to 5.

After a 5 count we went back the other way, doing Turkish Getups this time.

By now the ampitheater was cleared out so we moseyed over there, John Cusack & 10x Tricep extensions IC on the way.

Pax lined up along the short wall for some upper back rows – one hand and leg on the wall, the other on the ground.  5 rows per kettle bell with the pax rotating through to each kettle bell once (11 total). We then spun 180 degrees and did the same thing for the other arm.

Mosey back to the parking lot (John Cusack of course) where YHC brought out his speaker for a musical finish with Roxanne – Merkin for every Roxanne, Plank Jack for every Red Light, holding plank otherwise.

Mary:

YHC lead some yoga – Downward Dog, Runners Pose, Pidgeon.
Announcements:

The Frosty CSAUP Dec 15th – Womble, 6AM

Christmas Party at Nemo’s Saturday.

2nd F at Dunkin after.

Prayer:

Lipstick’s grandmother – prayers for the family.

Chips & Brexit echoing the importance of prioritizing our M’s over jobs and other things.

YHC took us out – always an honor and privilege men.

Disney “Highlight Reel”

EC: Dumbo, Deadbolt, Warbucks, Nemo, Lipstick

Warm Up:lap to the big parking lot and circle up for Good Mornings x 10, SSH x 40, IW and HB x 18/ea, Daisy Pickers x 10  Q called #HIM to pair up for accountability
The Workout: 4 Corners with stops at midpoint on long sections Stop 1 10 American hammers, Stop 2 10 Star Jumps, Stop 3 10 Diamond Merkins, Stop 4 10 WW2, Stop 5 10 Burpees, Stop 6 10 Turkish Getups –2 Rotations;   Mosey to Stair Case – 1 up top (Combination) 100 Merkins, 200 LBC, 300 Squats   2 Bear Crawl to the bottom and run back up;  Mosey to the Soccer field Wheelbarrow 50yd and switch with partner until across 15 SSH and same wheelbarrow back
Mary: Sorry Mary we only had 17 seconds to spare and we need at least 30
Announcements: Nemo Holiday Party on Saturday; Wrightsville Training plan up on site from DB; Yogurt’s  Q at Cletus tomorrow is his first since taking over alternating Q’s
Prayer: Crablegs and a lot of unspoken

Thanks to all for coming out and letting me lead you this morning!

Lipstick

The Cooper

Warm Up: SSH ICx30

Imperial Walkers ICx15

Hillbillies ICx15

Fazio Arm Circles 10F/10B IC

The Workout: “Vacuum Cleaners” for about 5 rounds

Mosey to Goodwill loading dock for “Triple Check” (modified to 40 yard dash)

Stuck around the Goodwill parking lot for “The Cooper”.

A few dips for the early finishers on the curb.

Mosey back, some PAX through the Xmas trees, to the flag for Mary.

Mary: WWIIs, Hello Dolly, Low Slow Flutter, LBCs

Announcements: Convergence at Kenny’s Grave, no Disney this week, Banana Seat has the Q.

HSRC Turkey Trot – https://www.facebook.com/events/273814890119184/

Rumor is there is a Black Friday discount code for the Wrightsville Beach Marathon

Prayer: Those travelling for Thanksgiving and those that can’t be with their families.  YHC took us out.

Over Easy

Welcome Over Easy to the Pax.  It was the first Paradise City post HSHM.  I heard no one cursing the Finish line.  I’m surprised.  Who puts a half marathon finish line up a ramp.  16 Members came out to enjoy an at their own pace workout.  The idea was to allow the Pax members that were not as soar to do more laps then the others.

EC: Chips, Dawgpound, Cowboy, 187, Skidmark (4 miles)

Warm Up:

Jog around the Soccer Fields
Good Mornings
Fazio Arm Circles
Arm Stretches
Daisy Pickers
Mo-rocking Night Clubs

The Workout:

Partner up with an accountability partner.  Start at the Guardrail run from there to the ticket office and back.  Do the following exercises at each stations.

Gaurdrail:  10 Irkins, 10 Derkins, 10 Dips
Corner: 5 Double Merkin Burpee
Wall: 10 Australian Mountain Climbers, 10 Big Boy Sit-Ups
Ticket Office: 10 Squats, 10 Merkins

Mary:

20 LBCs
20 Homer to Marge
20 Pickle Pounders

Announcements:

Pikachu is planning the South Wake CSAUP.  Date December 15th; 10 – 11 Miles, 4 20 minute workouts
Turkey Run (HSRC)  Donate money instead of paying for a race.  Derrick Davis 5k route
Convergence Thursday at Kenny Grave.  Disney is a no go.
Wolfie’s Mom is looking for a corner hutch for displaying china

Prayer:

Soft travels this week for everyone leaving town for Thanksgiving
Crab Legs
Pax recover from Holly Springs Half Marathon.

HSHM

The morning was brisk but the sun was on the rise. All the work over the past few months went on display. PRs abound. All the Pax brought the A-Game. Injured ones battled through some pain or decided to ruck. All in all another fabulous showing by the F3 pax.

Warm Up: Deadbolt led warm up of SSH, IW, Hillbillies, Mountain Climbers, Frankensteins
The Workout: 13.1
Mary: Beer
Announcements:
Prayer: Thank you for the glorious day. For the pax that couldn’t be with us today. For all our servicemen. To help us be better leaders in the community.

Peeping Yogurt

Rain and cold weather from the night before must have doused the flames of attendance.  Two Pax posted to brave the pause in rain and 50 degree temps.  Woodcreek – 1  Wescott – 0.

Warm Up: The usual jog around the parking lot and through the Cobra Sunrise Strava segment.  Circled up at the flag for:

SSH ICx20

Hillbillies ICx15

Imperial Walkers ICx15

Good Mornings ICx15

The Workout:

In the back lot near the flag, they seem to be getting ready for the Xmas trees as there was yellow caution tape extending across on both ends.  We lined up on one end of the tape and did the following exercises to the mid point and then the next exercise to the other end with the tape.

10 reps each of 2nd exercise at the midpoint, continue exercise 1 to the end and then mosey back to the beginning for 5 OYO burpees.

Bear crawls and squats

Lunge walks and merkins

Bear crawls and prisoner squats

Lunge walks ad wide grip merkins

Bear crawls and LBCs

Lunge walks and American Hammers

 

Mosey to Dollar Tree Wall

BTTW w/a 20 count down the line

People’s chair w/a 40 count down the line

BTTW w/a 15 count down the line

People’s chair w/a 30 count down the line

 

Mosey to Dry Cleaners Lot

Dan Taylor towards the flag

1 squat : 4 lunges

2 squat : 8 lunges

3 squat : 12 lunges

4 squat : 16 lunges

5 squat : 20 lunges

 

Jail Break to flag for Mary

Mary:

Boat Canoes, Pickle Pounders, and of course Turkish Getups!
Announcements:

HSHM is Saturday.  For more details surrounding group warmup and whatnot please talk to Deadbolt or Skidmark.  I believe there was also a post about this yesterday after Paradise City.
Prayer:

We talked about self doubt and how it can prevent folks from accomplishing their goals.  As brothers we should lift each other up and support one another whenever possible.  Yogurt took us out.

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It was a brisk Monday morning, no school for the kids, and I think lots of Pax stayed in to enjoy some QT with the family. 10 Pax posted.

EC: 187, Cowboy, Deadbolt, Slide Rule, Yogurt, Skidmark

Warm Up: Mosey around the park with some SSH, Dips, IW, Hillbillies, Good Mornings, Fozio Arm Circles

The Workout: 15 minute circuit. Pax paired up for accountability. Pax ran a giant square and did the following: Corner 1 – 10meekins, Corner 2 – 10 squats, Corner 3 – 10 WWII, Corner 4 – 5 burpees.

Moved to the ramp for 11’s with lunges and diamond meekins

Mary: 22 merkins led by Breach

Announcements: No U-turn or Ground Pounder Saturday. We will do COT with Pax doing the Ruck at 6:30 Saturday, Warm-up at 6:50. Deadbolt will Q. If you’re not running come out to support.

Prayer: 187’s sister. Thank you to all the vets for Freedoms and opportunities.

D.R.A.C.U.L.A

Pax- Butt Wax, Farva, H1N1, Fonzie, Cowboy, R22, Doc, Peeping Tom, Modify, Pots, The Natural, Double D, Banana Seat, Fedex, LED

Warm Up: Mosey to Concession stand. 10 IC Good Mornings, 20 IC SSH, 10 IC 6-12in arm extensions ( for lack of name), 20 IC Moroccan Night clubs, 20 IC t claps, 10 each Fasio arm circles.

The Workout:

D- Deconstructed burpees. 10merkins, 10 in/outs IC, 10 Squats, 10 Star Jumps

Mosey to tennis courts

R -Red Barcheta. Suicide of sorts. Last court 100 SSH, 3rd court 75 Mountain climbers, 2nd court 50 LBCs, last court 25 merkin

A- ATMs. , 10 tempo merkins, 10 normal merkins

C-Caption Thor. 1:4 ratio up to 10. Situp:American hammers IC

U- Up Downs. Run in place and drop to floor on down.

L-Laney Lu”s – 5 rounds of 10 V-ups and then 10 sec plank.

A- Aiken Legs. 20 squats, 20 lunges 10 each side, 20 star jumps, 20 IC Split Jacks.

Mary:
Announcements: 6:30 practice run at Ting saturday for HSHM. 5:00 am if you want to go early. Virgin Q tomorrow at Kenny Grave
Prayer:Baby Back of Wilmington father with dementia, fedex mother in laws sickness. Safe travels for trick or treat.