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I was awakened by loud booms at 4:20 am, and thought someone was shooting fireworks off… turned out to be a thunderstorm, laid in bed watching the lighting flash and listening to the thunder wondering if the Launch day for the New AO, Helltrack or Lost…, was going to be possible. I also figured it would keep a few pax away. Since this is North Carolina, the rain moved off, and by the time I got the Banks Road Elementary, it was not raining at all. Did a little scout walk, and saw New Mexico pull in and shortly thereafter Darby walking down the hill to the starting point.

 

FNGs: None today
Warm Up: Moseyed to the side of the school for SSH, Imperial Walkers, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Hillbills, and Good Mornings.
The Workout:

  • Thang 1: Mosyed to the back of the school and use the picnic area as a start point. We split into a single and a pair. While one group was doing 10 Merkins and 20 Shoulder Taps. The other group would go the end of the sidewalk and do 15 Carolina Dry Docs, middle of the concrete pad 15 Monkey Humpers, and end of the concrete pad 15 Squats the run back. We repeated this 3 times with a few variations in the exercises.
  • Thang 2: Moseyed to the side of the school for 11′. of Burpies and Jump Lunges
  • Thang 3: Moseyed to the Front of the school and split our group into 2 and 1 again. One group did Step-ups, and dips while the partner ran the loop.

Mary: Pop Mary with Freddy Mercuries and a few others.
Announcements: Prison Break after Prison Yard, Running focused workout. Mulch at bass lake.
T-Claps (Recognition): New Mexico for starting this AO, it is a great site, in a location that is underserved, but not far from most of other AO’s.
Prayer:  New Mexico son on having a good week on a new medicine for ADHD, YHC daughters improving self-confidence due to horse lessons. Emergency personnel, front line workers, and leadership as they all deal with the challenges that covid and the country is dealing with.

NMS: First time I have Q’d a launch of an AO, disappointed about the thunderstorm that may have kept a few people away. Hope this grows to serve the men in the area around banks road.

We Need To Retire That One…

For a while now, those guys in Wescott have been putting together a Friday morning routine since March. Through neighborhood accountability among PAX, sometimes there were 3, other times there were 6, and then eventually through word of mouth, suddenly there were 10+. Over the past few weeks, this AO has  been drawing double digits.

Maybe it’s those outstanding post game 2nd F’s- sometimes including home cooked bacon, often times ice code tailgate refreshments, or maybe its those clever marketing campaigns-Reagan Era Beatdowns by some of SouthWake’s elder statesmen, deranged Easter Egg hunts, or some weird creepy photoshop work involving Mr. Rogers. Hey.. whatever works, but the Mr. Roger’s angle in pre-blast last night was enough to entice Nemo into heading straight down Sunset Lake Road instead of taking that right onto Holly Springs Road from Wood Creek and onto Crazy Ivan.

Some have been skeptical about these workouts that these men have been putting together up at that pool on the hill off of Sunset Lake Rd. One PAX even went so far as yesterday to call it a ‘fake’ workout and one that should be abandoned for the sake joining a celebratory birthday Q, where sometimes the featured EC is YouTube Yoga, with a non-F3 affiliated virtual led instructor- Mary Beth? Those who throw stones I guess. You know who you are and I still love ya.

While it would have been nice to celebrate Midget’s birthday this morning in person at Crazy Ivan, we now have a legitimate AO in Wescott, with an actual reference on the Q sheet, and the ability to check a box to write a backblast. For those reasons alone, there was an increased need to be accountable this morning and Q in the absence of our site Q, Deadbolt, who is currently vacationing with family. By the way, his Reagan Era beatdown last week with Double D was one that will be long remembered by those in attendance for a very long time. No fake news on that one.. Over 100 burpees and the guys attending the 1776 workout the following day were still talking about it. Ain’t that right, Pikachu? You know. You were there.

Since cancelling this morning’s workout was not an option, YHC decided to honor Midget’s birthday with a workout that mimic’d one of his favorite Raleigh AO’s- Whiplash. Thankfully, we didn’t cancel as when I got to the lot, it was filled with pickup trucks and SUV’s. Lots of PAX getting EC beforehand. A real sight of beauty. Pretty soon there were 10, once Pablo emerged from a distance one street over. Exchanged some light mumblechatter, and as 5:30 hit, we went right to work.

2 lines formed as we proceeded out of the lot in Indian Run formation down Wescott Ridge and over to the new annex they are building off of Bible Way Court. Circled up in the cul-de-sac within the new annex and performed the following

Warm Up: Good Mornings X10 IC, Imperial Walkers X10, Hillbillies X10, Fazio X10 F\B, Seal Claps X10, Overheads X10. Formed 2 lines and made our way out of this new development, but not before giving instruction on what we’d be doing.

The Workout: Little known fact about Wescott, there are 7 cul-de-sacs (not including the 1 we were exiting). The workout was simple..

2 line (5 PAX per) Indian Runs throughout the entire workout

-5 Burpees at each intersection we pass either entering or exiting (Total 85 Burpees for the workout)

-At each cul-de-sac progressive exercises would be performed X10 reps each exercise, tacking on a new exercise at each cul-de-sac visited

Proceeded first down Bible Way to head toward the cul-de-sac of Eden Glen on the backside of Wescott, which Deadbolt usually refers to as Fuquay South. A boat was seen in front of his house, but wasn’t his. Seemed fitting though that the first exercise should be Boat Canoes, but made zero sense to get PAX on their six, so we settled for some squats X10 at the bottom of the first cul-de-sac. Finished those and headed back up the hill in Indian Run formation. At the intersection, did another set of 5 burpees, ran an few hundred yards and then another 5 burpees at the Brightling intersection.

Passed by YHC’s casa, where the sprinklers were running. Let PAX know, if they needed a water break, this would be a perfect time as my water was their water. No takers. We had work to do and continued the Indian run to the next cul-de-sac. This next one was situated way down hill so Pablo cleverly said we should do Mountain Climbers. Perfect.. 10 Squats and 10 Mountain Climbers IC at the bottom of the cul-de-sac. Back in the Indian Run lines.

3 more intersections- 15 more Burpees to the next cul-de-sac for an added set of shoulder taps. So here we go- 10 Squats, 10 Mountain Climbers, 10 Shoulder Taps. Everyone still together we formed a somewhat fellowship run out of the cul-de-sac on the bottom of the back side of Brightling Way to the intersection.. Yep- 5 more burpees. 2 lines reformed and we headed up the second worst hill in the neighborhood.

By that time, we were starting to see some fatigue by a few PAX, but iron sharpens iron and although there were some pick ups of the 6, the lines were evenly distributed with very minimal lag time where neither line was way ahead or way behind. A very good mix in each lane and we all pushed each other. At the top of Brightling and Wescott Ridge- another 5 burpees and then proceeded down to that palm tree house at the bottom of Wescott Ridge. 10 Squats, 10 Mountain Climbers IC, 10 Shoulder Taps, and 10 Star Jumps. Back in 2 lines with 3 more intersections and 15 more burpees. Saw a few neighborhood clowns running, but appeared they wanted no part of these HIM trains, either due to social distancing or that they couldn’t fathom 10 dudes just suddenly dropping in front of them doing choreographed burpees at the end of their street almost as if they were possessed.

Home stretch and one more hill left, two lines still in tact, headed right on Danagher for one final cul-de-sac. 5 more burpees at the intersection. For those who have posted here before, this hill is like a Tyson knockout punch to the face, especially closer to the end of the workout. Lots of final adrenaline on display after these intersection burpees. Squat hold for the 6. At the top of the cul-de-sac, 10 Squats, 10 Mountain Climbers IC, 10 Shoulder Taps, 10 Star Jumps, and 10 Hand Release Merkins. This last exercise got two thumbs down from Fonzie as a Mother Trucker certified exercise. 2 lines reformed and 5 more burpees at the bottom of the hill. No time to proceed forward.. 5 out of 7 cul-de-sacs covered, 3mi later, and just enough time for 6 minutes of Mary.

This workout wasn’t meant to be easy, but we pushed through it together, and we’ll do it again next week. These guys absolutely killed it this morning. Double D indicated that we should retire this workout, but I’m gonna reserve the right to break this one out on special occasions or when certain PAX want to really separate fact from fiction on the type of workout we are delivering in Wescott on Friday.

Mary: Boat Canoes X10, LBC X20, Homer to Marge X10, Low Slow Flutter X10, Pickle Pounders X20 IC, Downward Dog, and one extra Good Morning, because that it was.

Announcements: Check out the new AO Banks Road Elementary on Monday, another new Sunday option with a Ruck at Hilltop Needmore. Check slack for details
T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX in attendance this morning and those getting EC- Fonzie, LED, New Mexico, Double D, Nemo, FedEx. FRAM and Sprinkler for sticking with it and pushing through the entire workout. Iron sharpens Iron in effect all morning.

Prayer: First responders, those experiencing financial impacts from the pandemic, and additional prayers for family and those in our communities battling health issues. YHC took us out.

Always an honor to lead. Thank you for this opportunity this morning.

Lucky 7’s on 7/7 at Prison Yard

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Mosey around Clubhouse, through the tunnel and up a hill  for SSH, Imperial walkers,Hillbillies with a mosey back to clubhouse.
The Workout: 7 station, 7 rep circuit. Descending by one rep each cycle.  OH Sledge swings/Alternate one arm, 50lbs lawnmower pulls, bag toss, fire hose front raise then press, Pain stick toe touches, 25lbs DB bench press, 2-5 gallon water jug farmers walk.  (We made 5 rounds in 30min.)
Mary: (In cadence) Oblique Crunches, Butterfly Leg Raises (Looking for a Exicon name), 45 degree and 6in right and left hold, U shape hold.
Announcements:  Banks rd AO on Mondays, Need-More Ruck AO on Sunday, Mulch sign-ups.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Teen-age suicide and depression in society. Work on recognizing your Jester as each of us are imperfect.

Someone get the Site Q a Shovel Flag

Last Sunday New Mexico hit up YHC asking him to Q a new Beta AO. YHC respectfully declined for the first week because of Rune. Need them miles. YHC did promise that he would Q the second week so YHC upheld his promise. Also managed to get Pikachu to tag along and received a surprise text from M4L wanting to post. Clown Car!!

New Site, new AO, let’s see what fun we could have.

EC: Pikachu, M4L, Skidmark

FNGs: None, but there will be. YHC handed a stack of F3 business cards and stickers to New Mexico to EH his neighbors.

Warm Up: Mosey around the lot. 1 burpee, 20 SSH, 2 burpees, 20 SSH, 3 burpees, 20 SSH, 4 burpees, 20 SSH, 5 burpees (group getting tired already), 12 Fozio Arm Circles F/R, 10 Overhead claps

The Workout: Modified DORA. Pair up. At the first small wall 50 step-ups, 2nd small wall 100 Derkins, 3rd small wall 200 Dips, 4th small wall 300 LBCs. Start at any wall and one partner runs around the flag pole, after 2nd person returns back from run rotate wall.

Mosey to the flag pole, Pax did squats while one Pax bearcrawl around. Q added in other exercises such as low slow flutter, freddy mercury, dying cockroach while remaining Pax did bearcrawl. Two rounds of Guantanamo’s.

Mosey to the wall. 2 rounds of preacher chair and Balls to wall with Pax doing 10 counts

Finished with Q’s two favorite exercises; 1. Two/Three man Catch me if you can Indian Run with 5 merkins.

Mary: Q’s other favorite exercise – Merkin clock. Sweat left a beautiful clock on the concrete

Announcements: M4L has the Q at the arena on Friday. Mulch at Bass Lake

T-Claps (Recognition): New Mexico for getting a new site going and posting

Prayer: New Mexico’s friend and family, Quiver’s friend and family, Crablegs

Tire-go-Round @ Prison Yard

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Mosey to 4 corners of building and explain exercises. 10 SSH, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10, Hillbillies.
The Workout: At each station PAX had to do abs of choice, arms, legs using a 15 count in cadence. Station 1 > weights and kettle bell  (curls/tries/press & goblet squats) Station 2 > 12 lbs sledge swings on big tire & fast feet on small tire.  Station 3 > Front Raises with fire hose. Squat with med ball press and release.  Station 4 > Sand bag toss (hit ground and leave body) Pain stick (anything upper body) After 3 exercises rotate to next station.  1 person would drag the tire from station to station and pass to a new person.  Every lap around the circuit took 5 burpees off the 50 burpees in the bank.  Circuit timer was set at 30 min.  Team did 10 burpees OYO at the end…the tire only made 8 laps around the circuit.
Mary: Hamstring and Hip/Glute stretch
Announcements: Sign up for Mulch at Bass lake, Prison Break (in beta) after Prison Yard.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Kid battling cancer (Roger-Roger).  (New Mexico) friend is seeing some recovery progress from Leukemia. (FRAM) wife going in for health screening from feeling bad. (Double D) Pray for all the tension and first responders during this time. All spoken and unspoken prayers. New Mexico took us out.

Prison Yard is Back

9 Pax members got stronger at the reopening of the Prison yard.  Roll call was taken promptly at 5:00 sharp with Double D, LED, Fonzie, Fram, Deadbolt, New Mexico, Roger Roger, 8-Bit and Warden Breach on the Q.

Warm-Up: A little mosey around the parking lot followed by 22 count reps of SSH, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies and Daisey Pickers.

The Workout: 9 Stations of pain, 2 minutes of work followed by 15 seconds to rotate between stations

Tire Drag down the parking lot and back

Battle rope double arm waves

Jump Rope

Heavy Bag Squats

Tire flips with a merkin

Pain stick overhead press

Firehose reverse lunges

Ab roller

Med ball overhead slams

Mary: Circle up for a slow burn v-Freddie mercury

Announcements: New AO possible in the Garner area on Mondays getting up by New Mexico, details to come

Prayer: Roger Roger mentioned a family with a child dealing with cancer and his father in law is having surgery, Double D mentioned a family that lost their 14yr old.

Protect the Jewels!

FNGs:None

Warm Up: Lap around soccer field, overhead seal claps, seal claps, fozio arm circles, windmills, imperial walkers and hillbillies.

The Workout: Headed to the play ground area for rounds of exercises followed by running around the parking lot.

Round 1: 30 Merkins, 30 Dips, 15 each leg single leg side step ups.

Round 2: Banded upright rows, squats, and curls 30 count for each

Round 3: Hip flexor exercises, peoples chair 10 count down the line followed by balls to the wall

Round 4: Derkins, Dips,  and Prisoner Squats

Round 5: banded shoulder presses, step ups, and merkins

Pax then moseyed down the decline driveway area to do single leg hops.

Pax then jail broke up the hill for Mary

Honor to lead! Great job!

Mary: hip flexor exercises, homer to marge regular and one legged, v-sit up hold, six inch hold with circles and then low slow flutter.

Announcements: Mule 6-9am next week, Garner High School on Wednesdays AO.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Wallaby, Forceps and New Mexico’s family radiation therapy.

What’s a Coupon?

FNGs: None  PAX of 7 enjoyed incredible temps (60s) in the darkness.  Shorts weather in early March!

Warm Up:  Pre-blast mentioned circuit training and the use of coupons.  Some PAX inquired what a coupon was on Slack.  They come in many sizes, shapes, etc.  I chose to bring various dumbbells weighing in from 8lbs to 40lbs.  Planted the flag at 4:45 am and got busy setting up the numerous dumbbell stations.  Needed to adjust gross weight and found a tree line by an old fairway.  Broke out the hand sanitizer and greeted the PAX.  I think one of the PAX had the same idea as he disappeared for a few mins.  He mentioned FedEx’s home or front lawn if the door was locked.  Hmm.  I think the early start time of Prison Yard had interrupted our normal morning routines.  As I looked around, 5 PAX present EXCEPT for the only PAX who HC’d.  I was told he would be racing in on 2 wheels in no time.  A utility truck was spotted and an F3 brother came out but went running off in another direction.  Some said it was Pipe fitter; I cannot confirm.  Clock struck 0500 and we were off for a nice jog around the clubhouse/parking lot.  Circled up for 20 SSH, 10 Don Quixotes, 10 Fazio Arm Circles (F/R), 10 Hillbillies, 10 Imperial Walkers an 10 Daisy pickers.  It was about this time New Mexico graced us with his presence.  Sprinkler was pissed because he knew what was coming:  5 burpees OYO for tardiness.

The Workout:  I got an idea from Shredder at a recent 2ndF to incorporate running while PAX conducted circuit training, moving from one station to another.  He emphasized the importance of rotating among three/four muscle groups:  Arms, Abs and Legs.  (I added Back too).  I wrote down three exercises using (Coupons) dumbbells on index cards and set the cards next to the dumbbells spread out under the covered clubhouse area.  Turned on the iPad Pro to Pandora’s Classic Rock station.  (Fonzie was very happy with the tunes.  Lots of singing and great mumble chatter.). Each PAX started at a station, executed 8-12 reps of each exercise on the card.  One PAX ran around the clubhouse twice before PAX rotated positions.  Circuit training consisted of the following exercises:

8lbs:  seal claps, overhead claps, straight front arm curls – palms down

10lbs:  American hammers, WWIIs, Straight arm Tricep extensions

15lbs:  Bus drivers, Tricep curls, Ground pounders

20lbs: Lunges, step-ups, 2 arm overhead squats

25lbs:  Curls for the girls, single arm lawn mowers, Upright rows

30lbs:  Goblet squats, Farmer’s Cary, while on your six, hold dumbbell over your chest while holding 6”

40lbs:  PAX Choice – 1 Arm, 1 ABs and 1 Leg exercise

PAX with no dumbbells – TIME Keeper – Run around the clubhouse twice

RINSE AND REPEAT; modify the run; CHANGED to Farmer’s Carry with two 40lbs dumbbells around the building 1X

RINSE AND REPEAT but back to RUNNING TWICE around the clubhouse

Mary:  PAX helped me put the dumbbells back in my vehicle.  Circled up for Mary.  Lots of arm stretches, static, pot-stirring, Michael Phelps.

Announcements:  MULE – Lots of positive affirmations from NM supporting this Raleigh CSAUP; LED and his great effort securing a road clean-up opportunity with NCDOT – please sign up on Slack/support this endeavor 4X/year.

T-Claps (Recognition):  PAX trying something new at the Prison Yard

Prayer:  Forceps/family

Fonzie and his family making a tough decision having his M stay home with the kids – financially, mentally, physically

LED considering mentoring a child of a single mom; friend of his family that had a stillborn

New Mexico mentioned an F3 brother, Package, recovering from addiction; asking for strength keeping him strong

Dauber’s mom having eye surgery this week.

UNSPOKEN.

Dauber took us out.

 

An honor an privilege leading you all. – Dauber

The Prison Yard 2/18

Pax of 9 got stronger in the Prison Yard on a mild February morning.

Double D, Fonzie, LED, FedEx, 8-Bit, Sprinkler, New Mexico, Dirty Pipes and Breach on the Q

Warm Up: Mosey around the parking lot and then circle up for some 22 rep counts of SSH, Frankensteins, and Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies

The Workout: 9 Stations (90 Seconds of work, followed by 15 seconds of rest to rotate)

Stations:

Tires

Flips

Sledge Hammer chops

Squats

Ropes

Double arm Slams

Waves

Weight Plates

Squat press

Squat Curl

Med Balls

Overhead Slams

Squat Toss

Kettle Bell

Swings

Sandbag

Reverse Curls

Tricep Extensions

Ab Roller

Jump Rope

Mary: 15 Burpees OYO for 3 pax members that were running behind today.

Announcements: Long Ass ATT Run on Sat 2/22

Prayer: Prayers for Forceps and his family and for a friend of New Mexico who is dealing with recovery from substance abuse.

The message for today was about slowing down and looking around. Live speeds by and if you don’t stop once and a while to enjoy it, it can blow right by you. Take the time to be in the moment and don’t let them all pass you by

Prison Yard Debut 2/13

Pax of 8 got stronger for the official debut of The Prison Yard

Dauber, Double D, Sprinkler, Ball Drop, Banana Seat, New Mexico, and FedEx with Breach on the Q

Warm Up: Jog around the parking lot then circle up for 22 rep count of SSH, Frakeinsteins, Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies and Good Mornings.

The Workout:

6 Sets of 3 Exercises with 15 seconds of rest between each set

Set 1 ( 15 Squats, 15 Merkins, 15 Mountain Climbers )

Set 2 (12 Shoulder Taps, 12 Plank Jacks, 12 Up and overs)

Set3 (12 Thrusters, 12 Lunge jumps, 12 Biceps Curls with the pain sticks)

Set 4 (15 V-ins, 15 LBC’s, 15 WWII’s)

Set 5 (10 Irkins, 10 Dirkins, 10 Dips)

Set 6 (Start with 6 burpees and increase 1 burpee each set)

Announcements: Double D mentioned the Appellation trail opportunity Check slack for details)

Prayer: Go out and be kind to people, prayers for Fram as his wife as they get ready to welcome thier new daughter to the world.