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Young Grasshopper

FNGs: Adam is a 21 year old Ohio State Buckeyes fan who works in the field of oncology and enjoys martial arts and long walks on the beach – Welcome “Grasshopper”

9 HIMs showed up this morning at GP. Ā Pikachu posted barefoot having doubled down.Ā Ā 

WarmUp:

20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 10 Moroccan Night Clubs

The Workout

Mosey to the wall of pain

3 sets of 45 ct wall sits (Al Gore, Moroccan and Prisoner style). Pikachu forgot how to count to 5 again and Doc was up to his antics with his unconventional methods as well.Ā 

2 sets of 30ct Ascending Testicles

Mosey to the Rock Pile (Rotate rocks b/w sets). YHC suggested large but not XL rocks however 90% of the PAX chose not to listen and selected boulders.Ā  YHC had to ask the PAX what XL rocks look like if these are just large.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls
  • 4 sets of 20’sĀ  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders (they don’t count if the rock doesn’t touch the ground)

Move it up to the parking lot for 4 sets Rock Press; 3 sets of 10 Extended Rock Windshield Wipers

Partner up for 4 sets Rock Planks & Rock Crab Planks.Ā  One partner planks while the other lunge walks/Frankensteins to the speed bump and back.

Return the Rocks and circle up at flag

Aik’n Abs

  • 20 LBCs
  • 10 3 ct Pickle Pounder
  • 10 WWIs
  • 20 H2Ms (10 standard, 5 single leg)

Aik’n Arms

  • 15 Shoulder Tap Planks
  • 15 Merkins
  • 15 Plank Jacks

Aik’n Legs

  • 10 – 3 ct High Knees
  • 10 – 3 ct Split Jacks

Split Jacks pushed young Grasshopper over the edge and he had to take some time to recover during COT.Ā 

Announcements:Ā Ā Megan Smiles Charity Event still needs volunteers (July 20th & 22nd). Ā Greenville’s Sasquatch CSAUP end of July

Prayer Requests:Ā  Pumpkin and his family of 7 are flying to the land of weed (Coloroado) for a 2 week workcation.Ā  3rd Cousin’s Father-in-law passed away at the young age of 63. Prayers for Double D and his family as his father passed away this week. Forceps house is back on the market as contract fell through.

YHC took us out.

Two Big Bowls of Quinoa – aka 1776 workout

First, WTF is quinoa. Second, I had to ask Alexa how to spell it.

Happy Independence Day!

5 for 7.4 mile EC: Pikachu, Cobbler, Warbucks, H1N1, Skidmark

Several others for 2 mile EC

39 Pax posted this morning.

FNGs: Welcome Oboe and Snowden
The Workout:

T-Claps (Recognition): American Eagles: Popinski, H1N1, Yogurt, Banana Seat, 187, Pikachu, Lipstick was on his way.
Prayer: Warbucks and family, Thank you for the freedoms and our first responders, 243 years ago men sacrificed their lives to fight for the freedom we have today, good to Noah’s Arc back out, safe travels this weekend

Uncle Rico Meets Paul Bunyan

It was YHC’s 3rd Q of the week and what better place to wrap up a 5 pack birthday week than back down at my roots in South Wake!Ā  We had one FNG, Galaxy (soccer fan who’s from LA), and a visitor YHC’s coworker from JOCO, Bunyan.

FNGs: Galaxy (Tina if he ever forgets his name)
Warm Up: Circle up immediately on the spot for the following:
SSH ICx53
Frankenstein Kicks ICx15
Turkish Getups 10 OYO
Daisy Pickers ICx15 (I’ve literally never called these but we needed a breather)
Turkish Getups 10 OYO
The Workout: Mosey over the top of the stairs and partner up.
Partner 1 – LBCs
Partner 2 – Run to the bottom of the stairs and then Bear Crawl up the stairs with merkins on the steps
Flapjack, Repeato

Form 2 lines for Indian Runs Das Loop Style (something I picked up in Wilmington on Monday)
Last man does a double weave to the front.Ā  We did this over to the lower parking lot.

At the lower parking lot keep same partners for half laps around the pickle for patty cake merkins.Ā  First lap was 1 each side, then 2, then 3, on up to 5.

Form the 2 Indian Run Das Loop Style lines again and head back to the big soccer field near the flag.

At the soccer field we did back planks on the end line.Ā  When YHC said GO! PAX sprinted to the midpoint and did 2 Turkish Getups and then Moseyed to the other end.Ā  Repeato back each time increasing by 1 Turkish Getup until we got to 8.Ā  At that point we started from Back Plank and sprinted to the end with no pausing for TGs.
Mary:Ā  PAX called out various exercises ICx15:
Diamond Merkins, Low Slow Flutter, American Hammers, and some others that I can’t remember right now.
Announcements: Sasquatch in ENC (talk to Pikachu for more details)
NEW BETA AO – 7/3 at Crowder Park 0530
Night Train (talk to Lipstick or anyone in Carpex other than YHC for more details)
T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Lipstick, Dumbo, Pablo, Galaxy, Mookie, Pikachu
Mookie on his 6th workout of the week with Breathtaker
YHC on his 5th workout of the week for a 2nd straight 5 pack, and 3rd Q of the week
Lipstick for showing up to a workout that Peeping Tom was at
Prayer: Crab Legs Ballpark Tour, those healing, unspoken

 

Guys – as always it’s a very special pleasure coming back down to visit, let alone Q.Ā  I enjoyed it!

Rise of the Dodo Bird

20 Pax showed up for a beatdown by YHC after a week of being downrange. It was good to be back in the gloom with these HIMs and this morning was no different. A strong crowd for EC on a hot and muggy morning, the definition of gloom. Breathtaker made an appearance after the reassurance that running was not the focus of the morning. There were chafed nipples, a malfunctioning light vest, and a Skidmark. As 0530 hit, with no FNGs and 1 self proclaimed Kotter, we were off

ECEC: Warbucks, Skidmark, Redenbacher, UTI
EC: Warbucks, Skidmark, Redenbacher, UTI, Axe, 187, Plex, Dahmer
Skins: Skidmark, UTI, Warbucks

Warm Up:
SSH x30 IC
imperial walker – 10 IC
hillbilly 10 IC
squat 10 IC
sir fazio arm circles 10/10 IC
moroccan night clubs 10 IC
seal claps 10 IC
overhead claps 20 IC

The Workout:
Everybody was warm, so we moseyed to the Path to nowhere for:
People’s chair – 5 count by pax. This took a really long time, resulting in mumble chatter about partner leg massages and 187’s strong legs from carrying so much weight around.
Ascending testicles – 1 round
mosey to better wall for round 2

Mosey To loading dock grab 2 rocks
Curls were done while the 6 arrived

Circled up for 2 rounds of:
Overhead press
Triceps extensions
Dodo bird – 187 gave history of the dodo bird
Curls for the girls

This circuit was going pretty smooth, but got way off track when 187 gave Pax a history of the dodo bird. Apparently they are extinct, can’t fly, and ate rocks to digest berries. Pax stopped counting, so many dodo birds where done until we got to a 15 count. This mumble chatter approached Carpex status.

With tired arms, we moseyed to guard rail for 2 rounds of:
Dips
Derkins
Underdogs

Mosey back toward start, stopping at far end of lot. Pax grumbled when YHC told them to partner up based on leg weight. We
Wheelbarrowed back to start with burpees when switch, increasing each time.

Mary:
With Mary awaiting, we moseyed back to the flag where Dahmer led the following while I retrieved my phone:
LBC
LSF
Freddy Mercury
PicklePounder
Homer to Marge

Announcements:
See social networks.
1776 convergence on 7/4
Umstead trail run

T-Claps (Recognition):
Redenbacher with lots of good work lately. Keep it up and you’ll get that sub-2 half in November.

Particle board on his ability to avoid Qing a workout. Hope to see you leading one soon.

Prayer:
Crablegs on his journey to all MLB parks making memories and spreading awareness for ALS.
Follow him here: http://challengelarry.org
Unspoken and injured PAX.

10 Foot Woodage.. A New Standard at AGS

I’m gonna start this backblast a little different to help illustrate a lesson in Iron Sharpens Iron. For those that are familiar with the movie, Pulp Fiction, I’m gonna ‘Tarantino’ this one. Here we are- Pikachu, Skidmark, Cupid, YHC, and a newly named four legged-F3 canine- Backstroke lounging with Dunkin cold brews on the outdoor seats at 7:20am for a second F reviewing the Strava feed from this morning’s run. Skidmark turns to Pikachu with Strava segments in display and says something to the effect of good recovery run, but I think we went a littleĀ  slow…..

If anyone saw their times during yesterday’s Run the Quay, Skidmark was not far off in this statement as the run today was a little over 2 minutes what they recorded yesterday. Let’s face it, these guys are fast and their recovery run was my fastest paced run of the year. Did YHC take offense to this comment, absolutely not. In fact, I knew if I could keep the shirtless wonders in my site this morning, I knew I was having a good run and that’s the point of the story, along with the great push and fellowship shared by the 7 PAX that posted this morning, 2- with a 4-legged accountability partner in tow.

Arrived to the parking lot with a clear air at our backs with almost no humidity. A huge change from a week before. Red Truck- Skidmark, Grey Truck- Nemo, Pikachu rolls up and then in the backdrop I see Cupid making his debut and picking up an early morning deposit from his FNG. Yogurt comes rolling up with Crumb Snatcher, and then followed by Maybelline.

Warm Up:

5:59 hit just as something foul exited Pikachu. With that YHC called ‘Go Time’ manuevering around the scene of crime to the first picnic shelter. Called for PAX to occupy a picnic table for a set up 10-step ups IC. Mosey’d to Ivan lot for carioca to the halfway point and butt kickers to the far end where we circled up for Imperial Walkers X10 IC. Mosey’d back to the flag for a set of stationary high-knees X10 IC.

The Workout: YHC called for a squat hold while calling out the route. With 4 PAX looking for recovery runs, some looking for 3, others 6. YHC had a mix of payement and trails planned. Those wanting 3 would head down Stinson, left on Bass Lake, right on Holly Springs Road heading down to Linksland and head back. For those wanting 6, they would take a right on Linksland, right on Salem Ridge, and a left onto Bass Lake to the trail along the boat house by the canoes and then head to the greenway. At the greenway, we would take the HSHM route up the trail into Sugg Farm and then back out to Grigsby. With the first mile down, Maybelline made the first push out ahead of the PAX followed by Pickachu, Skidmark, Nemo, Yogurt and Crumb Snatcher, YHC, then Cupid and FNG-Backstroke. As we made our way to Linksland with Yogurt picking up the six, gave Cupid the heads up that if he heads back from the point where we stood, he’d have a little over 3 by time he made it back to Womble. “I think he “Backstroke” is ok and we can do 4. Yogurt gave the nod and said, “I’ll head back with you once we hit 2mi.” This seems to happen spontaneously at AGS, PAX are always recording more miles than they think they’ll record. With a few extra fist bumps at the pole, YHC was off to join the remaining PAX. Made the right on Salem Ridge dreading that up and down hill before hitting Bass Lake. Just as I was thinking stop to take a quick breather at the bottom of the short hill before Bass Lake, down comes Skidmark to pick up the six. He began to start a conversation (which I can’t remember as I was focused on the hill and keeping up), but in any event, I somehow managed to carry the conversation and the hill at the same time. Somewhat relieved that I survived and kept up, we then joined the remaining PAX- Maybelline, Nemo and Pikachu. Nemo gave the warning to not venture 10 feet into the wooded area just to the right about 50yards up. Apparently, Pikachu adjusted gross weight, but was polite enough to do so while maintaining ’10 foot woodage’- a new standard for pathway deposits delivered during running AO’s.

PAX took note of the Sky Q’s incredible sunrise before making their way up the trail to Sugg. Strong push up the hill and to the remaining stretch to Womble, where we reunited with Cupid, Yogurt, Crumb Snatcher, and Backstroke

Mary:Stretches OYO
Announcements: Crazy Train next Saturday
T-Claps (Recognition): Cupid, Skidmark, Pikachu, and Yogurt for strong showings on Saturday and having the energy for a run this morning. Maybelline for setting the pace and Nemo for the added push throughout the run.

Prayer: Maybelline’s dad and all PAX with family members who are battling cancer. All PAX with injuries and safe\healthy returns to the gloom. YHC took us out.

R4TJ gets B.R.O.K.E.D.

EC:Ā YHC did 2 miles solo before official start / Yogurt completed his Ting Sprints solo afterward

FNGs: Nope, everyone knew what they were getting into…

Warm Up: Frankensteins, Windmills, Skipping

The Workout: Some running AOs refer to themselves as “BRR Friendly” (air quotes). R4TJ likes to refer to their flavor of BRR training route as the BLUE RIDGE OUTRAGEOUS KLIMB ELEVATION DEMO. We here at R4TJ like to say that your legs will feel B.R.O.K.E.D. when you’re done – Satisfaction Guaranteed! Or your money back!Ā  So…We got B.R.O.K.E.D.!!!Ā  For the uninformed, this is done by running from Ting, down to Crossway, continued to the dead-end on Crossway, and turned around for the return to Ting.

Mary: I think she fartsacked….

Announcements:Ā  Best of luck to everyone racing the Quay and the Triangle Tri this weekend

T-Claps (Recognition): Aquaman for joining us on his first R4TJ, we hope to have him back more often.

Prayer:Ā  Maybelline’s dad is fighting prostate cancer

Kibbles and Bits, and bits and bits

FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: SSH x20, Daisy Pickers x15, Sir Faxio F/B x10, Imperial Walkers x15, Hillbilly x15Ā  – An unusually late Lucky Charms treated PAX to 10 Burpees OYO.
The Workout: EC: Warbucks, Maybelline, Dahmer, ShamWow!

PAX were gifted to a Co-Q today of YHC and Dahmer. Dahmer’s advice is “Never lose your hunger to succeed”. Well this played itself out in this beat down, including quenching our hunger for some dog food which was littered all over the back parking lot.

The Thang: PAX counted off by 2’s and formed Indian lines which took us the back way around HT. We found ourselves at the dumpster wall to begin what seemed like an eternity of switches. First up – Line 1 to the Wall, Line 2 t to the ground and all of the following in 20 counts: People’s Chair/Standard Merkin, BTTW/Shoulder Taps, Australian Mountain Climbers/Mountain Climbers, BTTW/WWII’s. Rinse and Repeat 3x through.

Back to our Indian runs over to an old favorite of Purple Cobra, the dead-end hill. YHCĀ  instructed PAX to find an accountability partner.Ā  In cumulative there would be 3 exercises between the partners counting up to 100 count each.

Partner 1 Sprint up the hill, Mosey Back – Partner 2 Standard Merkin – Switch

Partner 1, Sprint/Mosey – Partner 2 WWII – Switch

Partner 1, Backwards up the hill, Mosey Back – Partner 2 Squats (we didn’t get all of these in due to YHC calling return for Mary)

Squat Hold for the 6, mosey back for Mary

Mary: Chill-cut for the 6, Plank Hold and Popcorn Mary (plank hold returns for next exercise call out). 10 rounds were had.
Announcements: Tri-Sprint, The Quay, Ground pounder cancelled for this weekend. U-Turn will remain open for anyone looking for miles but YHC will need a Q as Dahmer and I are running the Super Spartan.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Warbucks family friend going through medical issues resulting in a imminent back surgery, Maybelline’s Father who is facing prostate cancer. YHC took us out.

Better late than never, I say…

FNGs: Lizzard Lick (Steve who works at a car auction, EH’d by Dahmer – Two Z’s…)
Warm Up: Traditional Butt Kickers, High Knees, Wide Knees, SSH x15, Daisy Picker x10, The windmill x10, Stretching.
The Workout: U-Turn favorites! 3 went out of the 3 mile route – Fonzie was head locked into pushing past picking up the 6 as Katniss roared by and inspired him to get 5 in that morning. Nice job Katniss! Editors Note: Fonzie broke off ahead of the industrial park and headed back to Starbucks.Ā  A lot of great effort out there Men!
Mary: N/A
Announcements: Holly Springs Food Pantry.
T-Claps (Recognition): Dahmer, Lizzard Lick, Pikachu for going the 5 and a sprint to Ground Pounder for the double down!!
Prayer: YHC took us out.

Pumpkin Spice VQ

EC:Ā Pumpkin Spice, Dumbo, Deadbolt, Dawgpound, Emeril, Nemo, Pikachu, The Natural, Lucky Charms, Maybelline

Red Shirts:Ā 9

FNGs: None
Warm Up:

Pumpkin Spice had us circle up.

Fazio Arm Circles
Hillbillies
Imperil Marches
Merkins
Mountain Climbers

The Workout:

Went to the band shelter for the workout.

Do rounds of:
KB Swings (30, 27, 24, 21, 18, 15, 12, 9, 6, 3)
Pistol Rows (20, 18, 16, 14, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4, 2)
Box Jumps (10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1)

For breaks we did Love Handles

After finishing the rounds we did the following.

Mini Turkish Getups
Around the World
Love Handles

Pablo Special (One rep is Clean right arm, squat, Clean left arm, squat, Lunge each leg)
Did 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 Reps

Mini Turkish Getups

5 Man O Makers

Mary:

Pumpkin Spice had us circle up.

LBCs
Box Cutters
Each Pax picked an exercise. Lucky was skipped
10 Burpees

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):

Breach for bringing 85 lbs of food for the Holly Springs Food Cupboard.Ā  Awesome job Breach.Ā  You do a great job helping out the community.

Prayer:

Shredder
Moby’s Dad
Bernies Mom
Pilgrams Dad

R4TJ – gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble…. GOBBLE

FNGs: Welcome Face Plant!Ā  He is one of the 12 Oaks gang and a semi-recent resident to Holly Springs and NC at large.Ā  He and his family spend their downtime skiing in either the waters of Florida or on the slopes in the mountains.Ā  The PAX struggled in the naming process this morning, as typical the turkey left them pretty lethargic (all that tryptophan?) so we zeroed in on his favorite activities and envisioned a face plant and so he was named.

Warm Up: At about 10 minutes to start time, Cowboy, Maybelline and YHC stood alone at R4TJ as we watched Lipstick quickly exit his truck for the john.Ā  Shortly after, Lipsick exited and began running laps around the parking lot… strange but not unusual.Ā  We shrugged and considered the allure of the LED beatdown at Possum Trot, “this is probably it..??” we thought.Ā  Within a few minutes or so, Nemo and Yogurt arrived on the scene.Ā  Good!Ā  More running buddies šŸ™‚Ā  Bad!Ā  Yogurt hill repeats šŸ™Ā  JK Yogurt JK.Ā  Within a minute of start an SUV came barreling in.Ā  To our surprise…Ā  A 12 Oaks clown car complete with an FNG.Ā  As Kitty would say… Let’s GO!

So… stretching is apparently bad or has no advantages…Ā  So… we like… jogged together around the parking lot and stuff…Ā  PAX were encouraged to butt kick, high knee, or really do anything that made them feel like they were ready to run.

The Workout:Ā  The Turkey!!!Ā  A 5+ mile route that makes the rough shape of a turkey on the Strava map.Ā  She’s a big ole bird and she gets a little angry when you approach from the back side (Crossway).Ā  No surprise, the 12 F3 PAX had little trouble running this turkey down.

Mary:Ā  Thy name is Yogurt – Yogurt’s Ting Hill Repeats – Guaranteed to make you faster, stronger, and a better human being!Ā  Cowboy, Nemo, Yogurt, Boy George, Lipstick and YHC were present.(note the 12 Oaks Clown Car didn’t stick around… I kid, I kid)

Announcements:Ā  Tryptophan really did a number on these guys today…Ā  Silence

T-Claps (Recognition): ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Prayer:Ā  Yep, tryptophan again…Ā  YHC took us out.