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Rams pooped in his glove

Warm Up

A fun jog to Ram’s car to get his gloves followed by another jog down next to the horseshoe pit for warmup consisting of:  SSH, Imperial Walkers and various stretches.

 

The Workout

Jog to rock pile and grab some traveling rocks

John Cusack across Grigsby with several stops to do the following:

Girls for the girls, triceps extensions, full body press, derkins and erkins on the fence and plank Indian bear crawl

On the other side of Grigsby… bearly curling down the road with crab walk rock kicks back up the road

Return the rocks repeating some of the previously stated exercises

Run up small hill 5 times with 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 double merkins

Bear crawl merkin pyramid in grass parking lot then head to Mary

 

Mary

Plank-o-rama

Freddy Mercurys

WWII

Protractor

 

Announcements

Guess Q by Art Vandalay (Trevor Cundiff) at next week’s Thunder (10-Apr)

 

Prayer Request

Crab Legs and Shredder

Lucky 7 @ GP – Welcome Dutch Oven

YHC arrived to find two parked vehicles with no one in sight.  FNG Mike was the fourth vehicle on site and he and I discussed the F3 disclaimers while we waited for the others.  Lipsync arrived on foot followed by Breach. Both had put in a couple miles of EC before we got started. Mufasa and Doc were on site next and while we were circling up for warmup, Pikachu decided to roll in and grace us with his presence.

Warmup:

10’s –  Good Mornings, 20 Fozzy Arm Circles, 15 Cherry Pickers, 10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies,  10 Don Quixote’s (Windmills) and  20 SSH

The Workout

Mosey to the Wall

3 sets of 10 ct Ascending Testicles (15 °, 45°, 90° BTTW) and 3 sets of 5 ct down the line (35 ct total) Wall sits.  During one of Pikachu’s count downs, he started debating the method in which to count to 5 when YHC interrupted to share his count down was about to expire.

Mosey to the Rock Pile – rotate rocks between sets.

  • 4 sets of 20’s – Curls for the girls (TY Breach for choosing a rock the size of Texas)
  • 4 sets of 20’s  – Overhead Tri-press
  • 4 sets of 10’s – Ground Pounders

After a brief discussion over whether the ground was too wet to lay down on, YHC called an audible and PAX Cousak’d to the playground with the Rocks to finish our Rock work.

  • 2 sets 10’s Windshield Wipers (lot’s of groans)
  • 4 sets of 20’s Standard Press

Aik’n Station Time:  PAX paired up and broke into 3 stations rotating clockwise after each set

  • Aik’n Abs: 15 American Hammers,  20 ct 6 inches, 20 Rockies, 30 ct Chillcut Planks
  • Aik’n Arms: 15 Standard Merkins, 15 Derkins, 15 DIps, 15 Shoulder tap planks
  • Aik’n Legs: 20 Squats, 20 Step ups, 10 Star jumps, 15 Mountain climbers
  • Aik’n Abs: 20 LBCs, 20 Pickle Pounders, 20 WWIIs, 20 Single Leg Homer to Marge (10 ct each leg)
  • Aik’n Arms: 10 Shoulder Tap Merkins,  15 Hand Release Merkins, 15 Plank Jacks, 20 Dips
  • Aik’n Legs: 15 Box Jumps, 15 Lunges, 15 High Knees, 15 Split Jacks

Ended with 20 Ct 6 inches.

Announcements:   Crab Legs workday tomorrow @ 2PM (2 hrs of work + 1-3 hrs of good bourbon)

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Forcep’s Mother-in-law who is in hospital w/ heart issues.  Prayer’s for Mufasa’s friend Chad who is waiting on a possible cancer diagnosis. Continued prayers for Shredder’s recovery and for Crab Legs.

YHC took us out

The Longest Balls……To the Wall

Pax of 17 came out in the gloom at PC. Good job men.

Warm Up: Jogged over to near Planet Fitness on Lassiter Road.  A treasure chest of stolen retaining wall bricks from Target were in an SUV. Circled up for Sir Fozio Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers ( I did hillbillies), Good Mornings, and some hamstring stretches.

The Workout:

Pax paired up with one doing exercises  at bottom of Lassiter Rd while the other ran up the hill to intersection at Sunset Lake road.

Exercises to include 100 Merkins, 100 Curls For the Girls, 100 Squats, and 100 Overhead Presses. Variation of plank hold to wait for the 6.

This was repeated with 50 Merkins, 50 Curls for the Girls, 50 Squats, and 50 Overhead Presses. Variation of plank hold to wait for the 6.

Pax jogged over to behind the cleaners to hold Balls to the Wall for each Pax to perform a slow or fast 10 count.

This was repeated with Peoples Chair 10 count down the line.

Jogged over to starting area for some Mary.

Mary: 30 count low slow flutter, 30 count of pickle pounders, 30 count of superman, 30 count of alternating superman.

Announcements: Thursday Q school 6:30-7:30 Womble. Work day for Crab legs this Sunday 2-5pm. Tube socks is playing in a hockey tourney to raise money for RPD officer shot.  Smile more complain less 5K 5/11/19 9:00 am at Harris Lake.

Prayer:Crab leads, Shredder, and unspoken prays.

An App For Everything…… Draw A Card

PAX of 8 for a Thunder Card Session…

Warm Up: Mosey to amphitheater…… some dynamic stretching…..
The Workout: DECK OF CARDS (with a Deck APP…..) – The Deck was COMPLETED. Rep = Card Value, Face Cards = 10, Ace = 11

JOKER – 5 x Double Merkin Burpees, Hearts – Wide Mountain Climbers Cadence, Diamonds – Diamond Merkins, Clubs – Balls Cadence, Spades – Homer to Marge (one legged, card value each leg)

Half way through we stopped for some ”Wall Toe Taps” super difficult Quad workout

Mary: Protractors 10 count cadence (22.5, 45, 90, 45, 22.5), 10 x Toe Taps, Various Boat Canoe holds with 2 x 30 taps, 10 x Box Cutter. Then 5 count Pax Mary – Monkey Humpers, Wide Merkin, Merkin, Squats, Squats, Stretch.

Announcements: See Slack Or Facebook

Prayer: Gump took us out – Thanks

 

11 Guys came out to sing the famous song, “The woods are alive with the sound of… Spring Peepers!!!”

Warm Up

A fun jog around Clubworx to circle up in the roundabout for warm up consisting of: SSH, daisy pickers, good mornings, imperial walkers and various stretches

 

The Workout

Jog to the tennis courts

Bear crawl, merkin suicides (somebody called “Gents on the Fence” as the waiting on the 6 exercise… I’m sure it was Banana Seat)

Duck walk, LBC suicides (Please note that R22 called “Burpees” as our waiting on the 6 exercise this go round)

Jog to the rock pile

Rotating rock exercises consisting of curls for the girls, ruh rows, shoulder press, shoulder taps and triceps extensions) with a jog around the circle as the time keeper

11’s with dips and derkins under the pavilion

 

Mary

WWII and Have a Nice Days (with meditation, prayer and reflection)

 

Announcements

Wrightsville this weekend and U-Turn will still be open

7th Annual F3 Raleigh Mule is on Saturday

NC Spring Classic 8K and 16K April 27th. Get 10% off with F3SW2019

 

Prayer Request

Crab Legs; DD and Shredder and other injured brothers

Flying Cupids & Dancing Rocks

11 PAX braved the damp and cool gloom for a virgin Q – and hopefully a proper beatdown.
Cupid flew in at the last moment after the other HIM’s slowly emerged from the warmth of their respective vehicles as though they could foresee the “fun” that awaited them.
No FNG’s
Warm Up:
Mosey around the track to the front parking lot
SSH x 20 IC
Imperial walkers x 15 IC
Hillbillies x 15 IC
Hairy Rockettes (alternating toe touches) x 15 IC – LipSync enjoyed these a little too much. 5 6 7 8…)
Squat kicks x 15

 

The Workout:

Head to the rock pile to get a moderately sized rock suitable for lifting multiple reps.
John Cusack to the corner of the parking lot.
Rock Exercise 1: Rock-a-bye-baby x 15 IC (up, out, left twist, right twist = 1)
Lunge walk to the island (of misfit toys) – Merkins x 10 OYO – run back to your rock – squat hold or hold plank for the 6
Rock Exercise 2: Curls for the Girls x 20 IC
Lunge to island – 10 Merkins – run back
Rock exercise 3: Tricep Extensions x 20(ish) IC
Lunge to island – 10 Merkins – run back
Rock exercise 4: Ruh Roh’s x 20(ish) IC
Lunge to island – 10 Merkins – run back
Rinse and Repeat with a twist: Replace lunge walk with Bear Crawl and replace Merkins with WW2’s x 10 OYO
Return your rock from whence it came a la John Cusack just in time for 6 minutes of…
Mary:
LBC’s x 20 IC
Freddie Mercuries x 20 IC
Gump requested American Hammers x 10 IC
LipSync requested Homer to Marge x 10 IC
Martini requested Low Slow Flutters x 10 IC
5 Burpees in honor of R22 (who is the one who invited me to F3 back in August 2018)
Announcements:
Wrightsville half in two weeks
See Slack/ FB for the rest…

Prayer:

Several relatives and friends who have been diagnosed with cancer (Cupid’s friend’s dad, Modify’s dad – going through Chemo)

Two young guys who have committed suicide recently – lift up their families and friends — Don’t struggle alone or let anyone struggle alone. Reach out to guys you haven’t seen in a while and let them know they are missed.

Crablegs (ALS)

Shredder (knee)

Forgive me if I missed any…
COT:
Wise men build their house on the rock by listening to the words of Jesus and putting them into practice. When (not if) the wind and waves come, the house will stand strong.
Foolish men build their house on the sand by either not listening to the words of Jesus and/or not living them out. When the wind and waves come, that house will come down with a huge crash. (Matthew 7:24-27)
At least this day was built on the rock – quite literally – which made all of us stronger and less likely to get knocked over…once the soreness subsides.
2nd F at Stick Boy for celebratory scones.
It was my great honor to lead you HIM’s in the glorious (and damp) gloom this am.
Until next time…

bring protection…latex break 😈

EC – Crosby Deere 5 Miles, LIPSYNC 4miles, Peeping Tom & Aquaman 2miles

Warm Up:

Mosey to Baseball lot… some dynamic stretching Enroute (high kicks, tricep extensions)

Circle up – Daisy Pickers, Windmills, Arm Circles Fwd & Rev. 

The Workout:

Grab the Tires, 2 x Michelin 19.5L24: 271lbs each. Grab a manly rock. 

FLIP IT Workout

2 x PAX flip the tires 10 times (5up, 5down) rest of pax preformed various Rock Reps. Once the original 2 return from flipping, the next 2 started to flip. Three Sets ending with 30 flips and various reps using rocks: Curls, Overhead, tricep extensions,  squats, squat&overhead, squat with straight arm rock hold, Burpee ‘rock jumps’

Next, Merkin Hand Tire Plank, preform the merkin then hand step up to plank of tire, hand step down preform next merkin…

1 merkin climbing to 10. Total 55 Merkins. 

Tire Step-Up’s in cadence 30 count. 

Rinse and repeat FLIP IT Workout again. 

Pax holds squat whilst 2 Pax preform Tire Carry for 3 parking spaces and return… rotate through group. 

Mary:

Mary – 15 x box cutters, Protractors 22.5/45/90/45/22.5 10 counts, 15 count low slow flutter, Boat Canoes holding canoe till getting a hernia. 

Announcements:facebook, slack, carrier pigeon
Prayer:crab legs, young deaths, unspoken.

Nutcracker Backblast 2/19/19

Pax of 9 for Nutcracker

Flannigan, Wiggly, Norm, Sandlot, Particle Board, Short Pole, Lipsync, Da Business

Breach on the Q

Warm up– Jog around the school and head toward Green oaks parkway. Stop at corner for 22 counts of SSH and Imperial Walkers and merkins. Continue on down Green Oaks to Rovisys. Stopped 2 more times for 22 counts of Good mornings, squats, hillbillies and daisy pickers.

Main Event: Mosey over to the railing for a cadence counts of traveling and traveling Merkins/Russian typewriter up the railing. Fast feet across the curb and job over to the top of the ramp. Partner up, partner 1 jogs to bottom on the ramp to the light pole and then sprints back up to the top, while partner 2 does LBCs for round 1, reverse LBC’s for round 2 and big boy sit up for round 3. After 3 rounds 22 counts of prisoner squats and goofballs. Job back toward railing with some more fast feet across the curb.

Bear crawl under the pax down the railing when the last man gets to the front entire pax does a merkin for 2 rounds. Regular bear crawl to finish at the bottom of the ramp. On the move back toward the school. Stop at both guard rails for some 22 count dips and Irkins. Stop one last time at the corner for some 22 count WWII’s. Mosey back to school and circle up for Mary

Mary: Around the world 10 count exercises, Wide grip merkins, Diamond merkins,  LBC’s Freddie Mercuries, Homer to marge, Dying cockroaches and Pickle Pounders.

Prayers for a Moby’s dad, UTI’s dog and Lipsyncs dad

Da Business took us out in Prayer

A “BREATHTAKING” morning in the Quay

A “BREATHTAKING” morning with Spring Peeper season right around the corner (see following link): Frog

Warm Up

A fun jog around the track and up the small hill to the soccer field for warm up consisting of: Good mornings, daisy pickers, SSH and Frankensteins

 

The Workout

Jog to the rock pile and John Cusack to the parking lot

Rock suicides with curls for the girls and overhead press

11’s with Wonder Bras > jog around bathrooms to pavilion > Derkins

John Cusack rocks back to rock pile

Jog to tennis courts for partner jumping burpees

 

Mary

WWII, Freddy Mercury’s, Homer to Marge and Have a Nice Days (with meditation, prayer and reflection)

 

Announcements

NC Spring Classic 8K and 16K April 27th. Get 10% off with F3SW2019

7th Annual F3 Raleigh Mule is the same day as the Wrightsville Half/Full Marathon

 

Prayer Request

Crab Legs; Shredder and the many sick people out there

Maybe It’s Maybelline

24 present at COT and 27 total for the run this morning. Various places and distances. Beautiful morning. Wondered who was up ahead and the comment was “maybe it’s Maybelline.”

Warm Up: Gump did his best virgin Q impersonation.
The Workout: miles miles miles
Mary:
Announcements:
Prayer: Moby’s dad, Dauber’s colleague that passed away, Full House’s father (if I remember correctly)