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The fartsack was strong this morning. Only 13 men emerged from the fartsack for a New Mexico style beatdown. Never miss a Friday.

EC: Deadbolt – respect. Only man out there killing two miles through Holly Springs. Light vest flashing. Let him be an inspiration to us all.

Fartsacks: Crosby (almost), Slide Rule – one can only assume a birthday hangover

Warm Up: It started out with a brief mosey when 12 pax were joined by Crosby. 5 burpees in Crosby’s honor. Then 5 more burpees in Slide Rule’s honor. Continue mosey to the lawn in front of the amphitheater. 20 CC SSH, 15 CC IW, 15 CC Hillbillies, 10 CC Good mornings.

The Workout: Skidmark: Into the amphitheater for 3 sets of alternating 20 cc Balls to the Wall and Step-ups. Mosey to the play set next to Crazy Ivan when they were jamming to the classic duet of Biggie and Siri. I used to read word up magazine. Two pax at a time would do pull-ups no more than 10 while remaining pax completed merkins. 10 count rest. Two pax at a time completed no more than 10 pull-ups while remaining pax did LBC.

187: mosey past the rock pile to the parking lot. Partner up. 1 partner mountain climbers other partner run to end of playground and back. Next set with squats and third set with star jumps. Rinse and repeat the three sets.

Merkin shuffle. 4 count slide and 4 count patty cake merkin with you partner. Mosey to tennis court.

Mary: Run in place and burpees when 187 said down. Around the circle pax called out 10 count exercises which included pickle pounders, merkins, box cutters, freddy mercury, and american hammers.

Announcements: Torch run tomorrow. Warm up at 7:40. Location TBD. Deadbolt taking supplies to friends in Wallace (see FB post)

Prayer: Clay – Roger Roger’s neighbor. people out east in NC and SC. Bubblewrap’s wife, Crablegs, Spending quality time with family. Deadbolt took us out.

 

Found him:
https://f3southwake.slack.com/archives/C8X3D5RRV/p1536681639000100

 

Side Straddle Hops

Nemo was back on the Q and looking to get the heart rate up during this traditional boot camp style beat down.

EC was strong for Deadbolt, Nemo, 187, Axe, Peeping Tom, UTI and Lipstick

Warm Up: Jog around soccer fields and circled up for Good Mornings, Fazio Arm Circles forward and reverse, Goofballs, Arm Stretch
The Workout: On the jog to the lower lot where we set up on the benches for 3 sets (1st 2 sets all ICx15, last set ICx20) of Tempo Dips – SSH – Shoulder Taps – LBCs – Nipplers.  Recovered on the jog around the lot between sets.  On the jog back down the road towards Optimist Farm we stopped at bottom of greenway.  Split in 2 groups.  Group 1 was on the run up the hill to touch fence at back corner of soccer fields and return.  Group 2 was SSH the whole time.  Each group made the run 2x.  On the jog back to the start.
Mary: Strong round of plank-o-rama
Announcements: Countoff was 12, Name-o-rama, discussed new AO set to start next Tue at Harris Teeter parking lot – great leadership Peeping Tom.  Deadbolt assisting family friends in Wallace who are dealing with very bad flood damage and he is rallying to make a trip there to deliver gas/money/supplies and a helping hand.
Prayer: For all dealing with Florence, Clay and Crablegs

Breach still looking for a couple more to add to his Tuna Run Team

Good luck to those running the Police 10k Sat

Keep an eye on facebook for many opportunities we as F3 can do to support Florence recovery

Post-AO chatter included recognition of the effort by Roger Roger stepping up and volunteering his time and skills as a pilot to help deliver supplies down east

Lexicon fun at PT

Warm Up: jog around the tennis courts and circle up for side straddle hops, imperial walkers, hillbillies, good mornings, and bat wings.
The Workout: line up and make your way across the parking lot by BLIMP, only moving forward on the lunges

once on the other side pickup the 6 and begin the Bataan death march using a 4×4 instead of burpees. While marching alternate between high knees and butt kickers when the leader changes.  All 18 made it through the 4×4 and back to the front.
Mary: Bruce lee in cadence and 5 rounds of Absolution for good measure.
Announcements: new leadership coming to PT, the Odyssey CSAUP, hurricane relief efforts through donations and air drops, new AO National treasure (formerly Purple Cobra)
Prayer: multiple friends with cancer, hurricane victims, relief efforts, and to be better men, husbands, fathers and sons

2 Years of the ‘Chu – Part 2 of 2

15 pax came out to workout 2 of 2 celebrating Pikachu’s 2 year F3 anniversary.

Warm up:

Lap around the turf field. Circle up in the parking lot:

SSH

Mountain climbers

Arm stretches

The thing:

Mosey to turf field – line up along near left edge

Jog to other end

Bear crawl length of field

Jog to other end

3 count – on 1 start holding low plank, on 2 keep holding, on 3 sprint to other side of the field

Low slow flutter

Jog back to far end

10 count

3 count – on 1 start holding 6 inches, on 2 keep holding, on 3 sprint to other side

Freddy Mercury

Jog back to far end

10 count

3 count – sprint on 3, all out for last one

10 count

Mosey to the abyss/stairs

Warm up trip to bottom and back to top

Back to bottom – 10 of Pikachu’s favorite exercise (aka the Burpee)

Back to top – plank hold

Back to bottom – 10 of Pikachu’s 2nd favorite exercise (aka the Turkish Getup)

Back to top – squat hold

Back to bottom – third favorite exercise (Pickle Pounder)

Back to top – 10 count

Mosey back to parking lot for Mary. Yogurt started while YHC got his phone…..and a speaker.

Thunder by Imagine Dragons – hold plank and do a merkin every time the word Thunder is said.

Stretching routine (copy from Thunder).

Announcements:

Pikachu thanks all of South Wake for making Holly Springs feel like home over the past two years.

Prayers:

Crab legs. Brick house is looking for a joke.

8 PAX for Any Given Sunday- Broken Play Run-Fake 23 Porta John Blast with a Backside Dauber Reverse

Still muggy in SouthWake this morning as PAX of 8 gathered for some miles at ‘Any Given Sunday.’ One of the things that YHC enjoys most about this Q is seeing new but familiar faces gradually making their way to this Sunday workout. This morning we had a mix of some regulars like LED and Slots with newcomers Pilgrim, Dauber, 16-Bit, Kid Cracker, and Yogurt, who was doubling down this weekend fresh off of yesterday’s U-Turn run.

Warm Up: Light jog to the far end of the parking lot. Carioca L\R back. Butt kickers down to the far end of the parking lot, High Knees back, Butt Kickers Down to the far end of the parking lot, Frankensteins back w\alternating toe-heel walks back. Circled up for Fazio Arm Circles X12 F\B, Michael Phelps, Tricep\Shoulder Stretches.

The Workout: 6 mi Scout Run with periodic stops to pick up the 6. PAX of 8 headed out of Womble Park onto Grigsby Ave toward Sugg Farm to take the right onto Teal Lake Dr\Eno Dr. route onto the greenway to Bass Lake. As we approached the right onto Teal Lake, YHC circled back a few 100 feet to pick up the six, but then realized there was nobody behind him. He had seen LED run up toward the fence of Sugg Farm and as LED was familiar with the route, YHC proceeded forward knowing he would soon catch up. Approaching Eno Dr., YHC was met by Yogurt circling back and proceeded to the greenway. About a 1/4mi onto the greenway, LED caught up to us and indicated that Dauber had made a pit stop at one of the porta- Johns at the new construction site on Grigsby and likely not familiar with the route to the greenway. YHC instructed LED and Yogurt to proceed forward so that if the other 4 PAX circled back, they’d know we were far behind and to continue on their run, and I would circle back for Dauber and catch them with Dauber on their return route on the greenway from the Lake.

YHC proceeded back out of the greenway, onto Eno and then back out to Teal Lake Dr, and eventually back to Grigsby…Still no sign of Dauber. At that point, it was clear, we had a broken play. Proceeded back to Womble, thinking Dauber may have ventured back to do some figure 8’s while waiting for the PAX to return. Made it back and discovered his car was still there, but no sign of Dauber on the fields. At that point, YHC had estimated that the PAX were likely just getting back onto the return route onto the greenway and would meet them as they were climbing up the hill back onto Eno Dr. As I approached Eno Dr, I was relieved to see Kid Cracker, Slots, 16-Bit, and Pilgrim, but still no sign of Dauber…

Ventured back onto the greenway and met up with Yogurt and LED, who informed me that Dauber was alive and not far behind. YHC was finally reunited with the six on the greenway and then did some quality hill work by pushing the pace up a few notches as we made the return trip back to Womble.

A good run all around with great #HIM and of course some quality mumblechatter.

Mary: Had to skip due to time crunch

Announcements: 9/11 Stair Climb

Prayer: Continued prayers for Clay (Roger Roger’s Neighbor’s son). Prayers for CrabLegs and Double D’s father. Continued health for our F3 Brothers and their families this week.

Cletus – Noah’s Ark 1 year anniversary & birthday Q

Warm Up: Jog to soccer field parking lot alternating forward and reverse. Quick feet on curb for half the parking lot and return on other side with walking sideways planks. Performed arm and leg stretches to a 10 count. Then, in cadence (22) SSH, (11) IW, (11) HB, (11) CP, and finish with (11) merkins on Q’s up & down.
The Workout: Indian run with last man doing 2 merkins and then running to front with the pill(football). Pax passed back to last runner and repeat. Penalty for dropping the pill all Pax do 5 burpees. Group was lacking running backs since there were quite a few penalties (Pikachu, Gump). Continued to south side of BB field and dropped for 11 LBC’s. Then, continued to valleyball court. Partner WB thru sand and do 11 burpees. Partner switch and return to other side for 11 SJ. Bear crawl through sand for 11 patty cake merkins. Bear crawl on the return for 11 squats with leg lifts. Mosey to rock pile and center parking lot for bear bowling(bear crawl pushing rock) to end of lot. Performed 11 elevated merkins per arm. Jon Cusak with rock to other end for 11 weighted squats. Return rocks and mosey to tennis courts.

Mary: 11 FM modified alternating each leg, 11 PP, 11 LSF, 11 HTM, and finished with 11 AH. Theme throughout based off of Q’s 56th birthday which 5+6 = 11, if you didn’t catch on.
Announcements: 9/11 stair climb, Christmas parade signup, Kid Cracker looking for men to help move his parents this Saturday afternoon. Great job to all and welcome FNG’s Pumpkin Spice and Mortar.
Prayer: Crablegs, all those traveling to the BRR this weekend, especially our F3 brothers, and the right opportunity of employment for Brickhouse.

HOSE ON THE RIGHT, PIMPS ON THE LEFT

16 PAX @Disney.  CHiPs took the Q for Nemo so he could rest his fins for the BRR this weekend.  Most other BRR participants heeded the pre-blast warning that was issued as well and stayed in the safe warm clutches of the fartsack.

 

Warm Up:

Lap around the fields

20 SSH

10X10 Imperial Walkers/Hillbillies

10X10 Sir Fazio Arm Circles

10 Slow Good Mornings

 

The Workout:

Crawl/Walk/Run: Line up on the line, bear crawl to penalty line, Lunge walk to half line, sprint to other end (down and back) REPEAT

To the abyss (w/hoses): Broken DORA with partner and 2 Hoses. Partner 1: down and back up.  Partner 2: Merkins/Squats/LBCs (2 ROUNDS)

 

Mary:

Low Slow Flutter

Freddy Mercury

Pickle Pounders

 

Announcements:

Crab Legs mentioned a race in Durham on Nov. 11, 2018 benefitting Team DREA a foundation that funds and supports ALS research and treatment.

Info: https://runrdc.com/

 

911 Stair Climb Tuesday, 11 September 5:30 a.m., Carter-Finley Stadium, Gate 4

Info: https://f3raleigh.com/9-11-stair-climb

 

Prayer Requests:

Crab Legs, we pray for strength and healing.

Clay, we pray for healing and guidance to his physicians.

BRR Crew, we pray for safe travels and strength.

Unspoken Prayers, we pray for those issues in our lives that only you know Lord.

 

CHiPs Word of the Day:

He must become greater, I must become less. –John 3:30

I Am Third: God is First, Others are Second, and I am Third.

Full body beatdown at PT

Warm Up: Follow me for a lap around the tennis courts and a lot of line work across the parking lot

circle up for side straddle hops, good mornings, fozzio arm circles forward and reverse, overhead claps, and windmills
The Workout: grab a big rock for lifting – no need for a flat one as we will not be pushing it across the parking lot (today anyway) and circle up

Full body beatdown using 1 minute intervals. Instructions were to max out reps each interval and then begin the next interval after about a 10 second recovery

round 1 Chest

merkins, press with rocks, wide merkins, press with rocks

jog around the parking lot

round 2 shoulders

shoulder press with rocks, Carolina dry docks,  bttw, ground pounders

jog around the parking lot

round 3 back

ruh rohs, Supermans w/back flex, ruh rohs, Supermans w/back flex

Jog around the parking lot

round 4 arms

curls for the girls, tricep extensions, curls for the girls (slow), diamond merkins

Jog around the parking lot

round 5 legs

weighted squats, split-lunge agility, weighted squats – return the rocks

Mary: circle up on the tennis courts and hold chill cut plank.  Once the six arrived alphabet soup was called to close
Announcements:Welcome FNG 2.0  Messi

BRR this weekend, csaup oct 20th, anyone available on Saturday to help Kid Cracker move his parents please let him know.
Prayer: thankful for f3 and the men involved, asked for help to be better men, husbands, fathers and sons

Ummm Ultimate Mutiny Monday Madness

Who has Q?

Warm Up: SSH x 15 IC , Moracin Night Club x 15 IC, Prisoner Squats x 15, Mountain Climbers x 20 IC and Around the Clock Merkins
The Workout: Up Hunt Hill doing 7’s (Burpee and Squats).  Jog to Main Parking Lot – Partner Wheel Barrel down main parking lot.  Jog to East Parking lot – Running around the lot, Patty Cake Merkins and Broke Back Durkins.  Relay x 3 – Bear Crawl w/ Partner doing Star Jumps, Lung Walks w/ Partner doing Squats, Duck Walk w/ Partner doing Lung Jumps.
Mary: Plank-O-Rama
Announcements: 5 year South Wake Anniversary at Possum Trot Wednesday at Action Park 5:30.
Prayer: CrabLegs, DoubleD Family, those Traveling and a Praise for HasselHoff’s mom’s results.