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Q-Swap Week – Disturbing the Peace

YHC hasn’t Q’d in a while and was eager to knock the dust off for Q-Swap. A workout was planned to handle a large crowd and to minimize the mumblechatter. Carpex is a difficult group to slow down. 13 for EC (of course SW PAX went for a run), 38 for the main event.

FNGs: Nope

ECP: Wahoo, Hamm, The Joker

EC: 2 milers: Warbucks, UTI, Slide Rule, Full House, Kosher, Redenbacher, Lipstick, 187

7.5 miles: Revere, Hanson

Warm Up:
YHC decided to start off on a high note with the slaughter starter (20 burpees OYO) to kill the mumblechatter before it really started. It slowed them for a bit before they were begging for a pledge and some good mornings.

A quick pledge of allegiance at the shovel flag and we were off on a mosey for carioca, side shuffles, butt kickers, etc. Circled up in the lot beside CC Jones park for:

Good mornings (SW style of course)
Goofball
Windmill
Sir fazio arm circles
Seal claps

Mosey back to shovel flag.

The Workout:
Thang 1:
Partnered up with PAX from rival territory for Flat tires across long parking lot with each partner working from 4:1 to 40:10 (wheelbarrow steps:merkins). When form broke down, YHC called recover and we mosey’d around to the other side of the church.

Thang 2:
Circled up for Howling Monkeys. 2 rounds were performed with each PAX doing 10 monkey humpers while other PAX held monkey humper starting position. Big circle, so we spawned off 2 active PAX. Slide Rule had enough and tried to stop the howling, but we continued for round 2. PAX then tried to mosey around to the other side of the building. It was at this point that Burt admired YHC’s pants and suggested I went shopping with M4L.

Thang 3:
Evolution of man (crawl, walk, run) x2 rounds

Line up on end of parking lot
Bear crawl to first island
15 merkins
Lunge walk to light pole
15 squats
Sprint to other side of lot
15 shoulder taps
15 WWIIs
*Repeato*

Mary:
Alphabet soup (CAPITAL LETTERS)
LBCs
American hammers
Hundreds

Mosey back to shovel flag for COT.

Announcements:
Q swap continues at Rush Hour tonight at 1800 (6pm).
New Carpex AO launches tomorrow at Waverly with 3rd F to follow

T-Claps (Recognition):
Carpex PAX for maintaining such a strong level of mumblechatter and living up their reputation.

Prayer:
No prayer requests, YHC took us out.

Thanks for the hospitality Carpex! It was an honor (and a challenge) to lead such a large and chatty group.

Throwback 5 – Day 4 – Disney

Throwback 5 appears to be working just as planned.  End the decade and start a new one with 5 convergences at the “Original 5” Southwake AOs.  Today was Disney’s turn.  YHC turned to Kid Cracker to co-Q with me as we were the Site’s initial Qs.  I always loved Q-ing with Kid Cracker as there would be diversity in the body parts worked and lots of good mumblechatter.

It was a cloudy, 37 degree Thursday morning as YHC approached a gathering crowd in the Middle Creek Park parking lot.  The glows of at least one (Redenbacher) Pax member finishing EC could be seen.  The original Southwake Shovel Flag was planted, fists were bumped and Kid Cracker got us going!

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Short fellowship jog (0.33 miles) around the dark soccer field – we continued this mosey to the small parking lot adjacent to the baseball field house – where we circled up

  • SSH x 20 I.C.
  • Good Morning x 20 I.C.
  • Downward Dog (left and right rocking)
  • Runners pose stretching (Left and Right)
  • Pigeon pose stretching (Left and Right)
  • on your feet to mosey to the High School student parking lot – Pax instructed to partner up on the run

The Workout:

Round 1:  Kid Cracker

  • Partner1 partner carry Partner2 the long distance up the hill in the parking lot.  Resting or alternating as needed
  • Disclaimer was issued by Kid Cracker “if you have back problems, knee problems or are on your (menstrual) cycle – you can lunge walk”  Classic 🙂
  • Alternative to partner carry was lunge walk half way then catch up on the run
  • At top of hill series of exercises were done (too gassed to remember)
  • Mosey back to bottom of the hill
  • Rince and repeat with alternating pax member
  • Fellowship run back to the park toward the Abyss (7 flights of stairs)

Round 2:  Deadbolt

  • Keep your partner – half the partners would go to bottom of the stair (but stay with your partners) and half stay up top
  • DORA with runners going up/down the stairs.  The DORA was
    • 100 Merkin
    • 200 LBC
    • 300 Squats
    • Ab exercises until the 6 gets up
  • Clockwise and Counterclockwise Indian runs (50-50 split) from the Abyss to the concrete area at the bottom on the half pipe
  • Jailbreak to Flag for Mary

Mary:  Alternating Abs by your Co-Qs

  • American Hammers x 20
  • Exaggerated Low Slow Flutter x 20
  • Freddy Merc x 20
  • Wide Grip Merkins x 20
  • Heels to Heaven x 20
  • Good Morning stretches
  • Michaels Phelps to close

Announcements:

  • Final Throwback 5 tomorrow- Cletus – it will be special
  • Carpex – Southwake Q Swap next 2 weeks
  • Dawgpound assisting Eagle Scout with fund raising opportunity and support – details on Slack

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

  • Wallaby, Crablegs, US Military Forces, some I may have forgot
  • DB Took us out in a ball of man

Who picked this route?

FNGs: None

Warm Up:     Light jog to the back end of the parking lot, butt kickers back. Switched to Carioca L\R, R\L back to other end of the lot. Frankensteins with a set of Lunge Walks and circled up for Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Fazio Arm Circles IC all with a 12 count. Michael Phelps to close out the warm up.

The Workout:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mary: Ran out of time today.

Announcements: Check Slack and Facebook

T-Claps (Recognition): PAX that showed up this chilly morning for some miles.

Prayer:  Oboe’s Father in Law, unspoken

YHC took us out. Always an honor to lead.

12 Days of “Lit” Q Christmas

Q promised to keep the PAX moving this morning and move we did.  12 days of Q Christmas didn’t disappoint and we were “lit” up with the Full Moon this morning, awesome flashlight and great view this am.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Quick run around the soccer field loop, SSH x 36 IC, Imperial Walkers x 24 ct IC, Frankensteins x 12 IC, Fazio Arm Circles front/back x 12 IC, Overhead and seal claps x 12 IC.

The Workout: Indian run over to the school parking lot

12 days of Q Christmas begins with PAX completing first day and moving down the list through each day, completing all the other days back to day 1.

  • 1 Burpee
  • 2 Wide plan merkins
  • 3 Star jumps
  • 4 Monkey humpers, IC
  • 5 Diamond merkins
  • 6 Plank jacks, IC
  • 7 WWII’s
  • 8 Shoulder taps, IC
  • 9 Prisoner squats
  • 10 LBC’s, IC
  • 11 Mountain climbers, IC
  • 12 Side straddle hops, IC

PAX mosey back to playground for quick DORA, 50 irkins, dirkins and dips.  Partner up, first partner starts exercises, second partner runs loop around parking lot and switch

Mary: American hammer x 12 IC, Freddy Mercury x 12 IC, low slow flutter x 12 IC, have a nice day 12 count

Announcements: Christmas party this weekend

Prayer: Crablegs, Emeril’s dad recovering from surgery, Pilgrim’s dad in hospice

Cletus gets a younger Q. The year of Katniss!

EC:  Katniss, Full House, Maybelline, UTI

PAX:  Katniss, Full House, Maybelline, UTI, Yogurt, Doc, Fanny Pack, Tetanus, Kosher, Dahmer, Abe, Roger Roger, Snap, Florence, Hardy, Oboe, and Poop Eater

FNGs: Nope

So I have to poke fun that Cletus indeed gets a younger Q, unfortunately the previous Q can put most 20 year olds to shame and we will just have to see about the new Q, although I expect him to at least carry on the impeccable cadence and count that you have come to expect!

As a side note, Poop Eater and UTI were in rare form, and brought much comic relief to the workout.  Yes, I do think it’s appropriate to group Poop Eater and UTI antics together.

Warm Up: 10 Fazio arm circles forward and back, 10 overhead claps, 10 seal claps, 20 SSH, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Hillbillies, 10 Daisey Pickers
The Workout:

1) A modified 4 corner Stack’em around the soccer field, 10 Squats in cadence, 10 Merkins, 10 LBC’s, and 10 Mountain climbers in Cadence.  Sprint log sections, Mosey short sections.  Subtract exercise on the next lap

2) Mosey to the rock pile, 15 curls for the girls, 15 overhead press, 15 tricep extentions.  Split Indian run around the baseball field, repeat exercises with rock and head back for Mary

Mary: Popcorn from the Pax
Announcements: Frosty (well it’s too late you missed it), Oakwood 24 event for healing transitions, Christmas party next Saturday
T-Claps (Recognition):  Yogurt’s leadership for Cletus for the last year!
Prayer:  Kosher’s cousin’s family, Quiver and family

9 for Hamburger Hill

FNGs:None

 

EC: 187,Fullhouse, Maybelline

Warm Up: 5:30 start time and  PAX moseyed over to behind the dry cleaners for some Good Mornings, Windmills, Fozio Arm Circles, Frankensteins and Imperial Walkers.

The Workout: PAX grab a pair of rocks and we moseyed over to the bottom of the hill on Lassiter road next to Town Hall Burger. PAX partnered up for 200 merkins, 200 squats, 100 straight arm raises with rocks (front raise followed by side raise was 1 rep), 200 curls, and 200 calf raises. While one partner was performing the exercise the other ran backwards up the hill to the intersection of Lassiter and Matthews and then back down for the switch out.

After that we returned the rocks, moseyed in front of HT and  did 25 OYO dips on the park benches.  About that time for Mary!

Mary: PAX all had some input for Mary doing an exercise of choice. Preblast was nixed and Burpees were on the menu.

Announcements: Helping with Walby’s Christmas lights and meal signups. Frosty and Christmas Party coming up.

T-Claps (Recognition): Pablo for organizing meals and Christmas light setup for Walby. All that could of rolled over in the nice and warm bed but instead came out when their body or mind was telling them otherwise.

Quote of the day: Can’t repeat here.  Honor to lead.

Prayer: Walby spoken and unspoken prayers.

We Tried to Kill Sliderule

Welcome to the first U-Turn following Richmond and HSHM. YHC was curious how many Pax would be out coming off off of some big races, but with recent PRs in their heads the Pax were looking for more and trying to find a way to keep accelerating. Plus YHC promised a couple BIG announcements coming today. There were lots of options for today’s workout. 3 mile option in play, 5 mile option in play, and a new Beta AO option for those that wanted to give it a shot. Emeril has been spending a lot a time in the kitchen lately and missed the talk about the new workout. Kudos to him for dropping the light vest and coming along.

EC: Aquaman and Shamwow at 0515, Sliderule, Bernie, and Skidmark at 0530, 187 and Alpine from home.

3 Mile: Oh Yeah!

5 Mile: Norm, Oyster, Cowboy, Aquaman, Shamwow, Full House, Katniss, Buford

Other option: Emeril, Pablo, 187, Lipstick, UTI, Alpine, Sliderule, Bernie, Skidmark

FNGs: None
Warm Up: SSHx20, IWx10, Hillbilliesx10
The Workout: 3 mile and 5 mile runs.

For those interested here is how the other workout went down:

3 Man Indian Run from Starbucks toward Buffalo Wild Wings: From now on when I say Standard Set it will mean 10 merkins, 10 LBCs, and 10 squats and all runs will be 3 man Indian Runs unless noted. Corner by BWW standard set. To New Hill Rd Standard Set. Thomas Mill Rd Standard Set. Sonshine Gymnastics Standard Set.

At Sonshine we did Triple Nickles. 5 merkins at the top of the hill, 5 merkins at the bottom. Repeat 5x.

At Premier Standard Set

Down to 55 auto works parking lot: prints one direction, mosey back to start  and 10 LBCs (repeat 5x)

Down to Green Oaks Standard Set.

Over to Irving Parkway Standard Set

Up to Thomas Mill Standard Set. At the top of the at Thomas Mill partner up. One partner runs to New Hill and recovers down the hills and sprints up. The other partner runs the other direction to the top of the next hill. This partner sprints down the hill and recovers up the hill. Return to Thomas Mill. Each partner went each direction 1x

Standard Set at New Hill

Standard Set at Tijuana Flats

At Tijuana Flats 2 set of Guantanamo’s around the Landscaping. Then did one set of raccoon crawls around the landscaping on the wall. This is a bear crawl on top of the wall.

Then we did some window shopping. Large group Indian run and we picked up some other U-turners and ran the whole shopping plaza on the side walk. Back to Starbucks and recover.

Mary: Have a nice day
Announcements: Shirt Order, CSAUP 12/7, Christmas Party 12/14, Beta AO, Skidmark brought Pie, U-Turn will be moving locations starting the beginning of the year. It will now start at Panera. Route will remain the same.
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Wallaby, Good to see Norm

11 for 41

FNGs:None

Warm Up: The smell of Christmas trees filled the air around Purple Cobra’s meet up.  Pax headed over to in front of the Butcher’s Market (Boars head turkey much cheaper than any local grocery store and not to mention those steak tips are infused with some addictive marinade) to get the juice flowing with SSH, Fozio arm circles, Windmills, Imperial walkers, and Hillbillies,

The Workout: Pax then lined up in front of the Butchers Market parking lot and did sets of running ~41yards coming back to starting point and perform various exercises  for 41 reps rinsing and repeating to include Merkins, Squats, Shoulder taps, Pulse squats,  Plank with left arm up and then right arm up (held for 41 seconds) and then finally calf raises.

Pax then moseyed over to the area behind HT to do People’s Chair and BTTW holding for 41 seconds. 2 cycles of those.

Pax then played with stones doing Curls for the Girls 41 times and then an isometric hold of 41 seconds. We then put our stones back and moseyed in front of HT for some Dips….41 oyo.

Mary: We circled up in an open area of the parking lot not near the usual  location, trying to be considerate of possibly guy sleeping in the Christmas tree shed and did 41 reps IN CADENCE low slow flutter, Freddy mercury’s, American Hammers, LBC’s.
Announcements: Convergence on Thursday at TB, Possum Trot collecting canned goods tomorrow, Frosty and Holiday party.
T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Deadbolt, 187, Lipstick, UTI, Full house,
Prayer: Unspoken and Quiver’s family.

 

See you next week at Purple Cobra.

Winter is Here..

EC: Redenbacher, U.T.I.

FNGs: Negative…must have been in the fart sack with Aquaman and Doc while the celebrity Q upped the game at Womble…..difficult is not for everyone.

Warm Up: 12X SSH, 12 X Daisy Pickers, all exercises in cadence. Discussed the route quickly and headed out.

The Workout: We aim to please at R4TJ and welcome PAX of all paces so we had a 3 mile and modified 5 mile route available this morning. The 3 mile route was an out and back from Ting to the Jones Park entrance on Holly Springs Road. The modified 5 mile route continued through Jones Park along the Greenway to Wellspring Drive, left on Anchor Creek Drive, and back to Ting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mary: Have not seen her in a minute

Announcements: Frosty December 7th, check Slack for the sign up link. Dawgpound rolling out a new workout Onnit 6. Check 1st F channel for details.

T-Claps (Recognition): All PAX for dodging the fart sack this morning. Good work men.

Prayer: Brexit for a speedy recovery, PAX running in Richmond Full/Half Marathon this weekend, unspoken

YHC took us out. Always an honor to lead.

(ab)/(a+b)

It’s been a long time since YHC and Pikachu co-Q’ed a workout together so we figured we give it a shot. Some mumble chatter about how many miles we were going to get in.

EC: Emeril, Dawgpound, Warbucks, Full House, Pablo, UTI, Skidmark, 187 (a little late)

Fartsacks: Mookie with the HC last night. Much like the Patriots last night he didn’t show up.

FNGs: None
Warm Up: 1 lap around with SSHsx10, Good Mornings x 10, IW x 10, Hillbillies x 10.
The Workout: Indian Run Merkin Mile with 12 merkins every quarter mile.

Switch off to Pikachu:

We did some running backwards up the ramp with a variety of exercises at the top including squats, Step-ups, box jumps, Russian Dips. 1 time we did a bear crawl up the ramp. Made our way around the park and did a set of Erkins, Derkins, Dips.

Mary: Plank hold. Side crunches. Have a nice day.
Announcements: CSAUP Frosty Dec 7, Christmas Party Dec 14, Oakwood 24 hour Dec 22.
T-Claps (Recognition): Midget posting after running long on Saturday and attempting 50 miler.
Prayer: Full House’s aunt.

 

We got 3 miles and Pikachu took us out.