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Ground Pounder – 11/21

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Best mumble chatter in SouthWake.
FNGs: None, but one visitor here for a soccer tournament.
Warm Up: SSH, SFAC, Overhead Clap, Michael Phelps, Good Mornings, Squatted Moroccan Night Clubs, IP, & HBs.
The Workout: Straight for the wall of pain. With a rotation of Balls to the Wall and People’s chair. Had to make sure we through in some Australia Ass Smackers for the new guy. To which he responded, “who came up with those.”

Pax were then instructed to get a “respectable” rock with some clear variations on what is respectable means. For rock rotations we focused on TUT (Time Under Tension). Cadence represented 1/2 the move so everyone slowed down and focused on form. Curls for the Girls, Overhead Triceps press, Overhead Press, Rut Rows, Ground Pounders, Chest Press.

We then broke into twos. 1st Pax plank holds while the rock is set on their back. 2nd Pax sprints to the speed bump and back. Rinse and repeat three times.

we wrapped up the work out with bear crawl rock drags from one speedbump to the other.  Pax deposited rocks and return to the show flag for Mary

Mary: LBCs, heal taps, H2M, Giant Cockroach, Crab Cakes.
Announcements: Gravel at Momma’s House, TEDtalk, Frosty Ruck, Beer Ruck, HSPD Angel Tree.
T-Claps (Recognition): Rams and John Deer with there fly by HSHM PR runs!
Prayer: Several Ms dealing with health issues. Those dealing with COVID or recovering, our nation, community, our troops.

A Few of my Favorite Things

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6 for EC! Probably some kind of Sheepdog Record. Shredder, Sparky, Dovetail, Fumunga, Martini, and Quiver for 2 miles.

 

Warm Up:

  • Body circles
  • Indian run: Jog/high knees/butt kickers/karaoke
  • Samson stretch
  • Lunge pulse
  • Inch worm, jump legs forward, then back pedal to start

The Workout:

Bikes, books, guns, keyboards

After each “favorite thing,” sprint from one end of the lot to the last median, then a jog once around the lot.

AK-47s

Start laying down, do 10 hollow body rocks (start on back, roll to your front, always keeping head, arms, and legs of the ground, like rolling in the mud), push to plank on the last, then “check the action” with a 10-count of shoulder taps, then “fire”with 10 jumps (legs forward into crouch, hands don’t move). Made mention that an AK mag holds 20 to 30 rounds, so they can be greatful they only had to fire 10.

 

Alternatively, do reps of 3, and rinse and repeat for as many Pax as there are (use a multiplier if there’s 3 or less)

 

Clickety-Clack (building custom keyboards)

Start at one median, go to the next.

Fancy feet for a Pax-count of 10, then smash the enter key with a frog jump. Continue through each pax.

Downhill MTB (Bikes)

Freddy Mercury, starting slow and speeding up, then pop up and do 6 box jumps burpees

Books (C.S. Lewis, LOTR)

Orc squats: deep squat, hands on the ground, clean and jerk, landing with hands overhead, in a deeper squat). 20 reps.

Lewis – Mere Christianity – dynamic tension: front, side, down, up. Go through twice, recover for 20 sec, then twice more.

Combatives:

45° defense. Start with hands up in disarming position. Block punch by stepping close at a 45° angle. Don’t want to be too far away from attacker. As you step, punch to floating ribs, then follow with an elbow to the GB20 pressure point.

Mary:

Round robin. Homer to Marge, low slow flutter, crab cakes, Freddy Mercury, LBCs, boat canoes

Announcements:

  • Dovetail moving on 15th, help needed
  • Ultimate on Monday, 5:30am @ Womble (lit field!)
  • Gather angel tree stuff @ Sheepdog for HSPD. Check Slack.
  • 2 good Ted Talks so far, see Slack for recordings. Breech up next
  • Dovetail moving on 15th, help needed

Prayer:

  • Fumunga expecting a girl!
  • Fumunga’s and Quiver: people passing from COVID
  • Quiver just celebrated 19th anniversary
  • Noah’s ark
  • Shredder’s tests to discover what’s up so he can continue exercising
  • Dovetail’s move and wrist

 

 

Ballin!

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FNGs:

None – sad day 🙁
Warm Up:

Burpee ladder with warm up exercises

SSH x10

Burpee x1

Sir fazio forwards x10

Burpee x2

Sir fazio backwards x10

Burpee x3

Repeat accordingly including Daisy Pickers, Good Mornings, Frankensteins, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, and Squats, stopping at 9x burpees.
The Workout:

Mosey to the rock pile – sharing is caring with 3 rounds of 10x Curls, 10x Tricep Extensions, 10x Squats, 10x Ground Pounders, and 10x Rut-rows

Mosey to the wall – 20x down the line People’s Chair and Balls to the Wall

Mosey to the basketball courts – Pax took turns taking up to 3 attempts at a roughly foul line jumper – the same one Markeith Morris had a shot at to help the Lakers win a title the night before. Pax that had just shot chose an exercise for everyone else to do while the one pax was shooting until they made a shot or missed all three. The pax were much better shooters than typical and many exercises only got 1 or 2 reps.

After 3 rounds we tallied how many times we had all missed all three shots (5 times). Farva weighed in that he liked Burpees so we did 5 x 2 = 10 burpees, meaning we didn’t have to do the last 10 that we owed from our ladder earlier.

Mosey back to the cars for the speaker to tune us up to Imagine Dragons’ Thunder – Plank hold the entire song, do a merkin on each “Thunder”
Mary:

20x reps of LBC, Homer to Marge, and American Hammer
Announcements:

Food Cupboard workday postponed due to rain

Blackops Holly Springs Half scheduled for November 14th
T-Claps (Recognition):

Frenchie and Macho Nacho for making it out in the rain

Farva for being our designated “grizzly veteran” in a very below average aged workout
Prayer:

State of our country

Ongoing COVID pandemic

I said MLarge

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FNGs: Macho Nacho (Frenchie’s friend) and Floss (Logan – Dovetail’s son)

11 HIMs posted to GP on a beautiful day.  YHC brought the music box & a basketball. 

Warm Up:

20x3ct SSH, 10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers, 10 Hillbilly’s,

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile for Circle of Rock: (Rotate rocks between exercises).  YHC said to grab MLarge rocks but we had some serious boulders in the mix

2 sets of 10x3ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras,  Rutrows, and Ground Pounders

4 sets of 10x3ct Standard Press, 10x3ct  Windshield wipers, 10x3ct Box Cutters, 2 sets of 10x3ct Rock Spanks (with and without consent),

Mosey to the Basketball Court

Heavy Hoops:

Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated free throw areas. 2 attempts at each location followed by 1 attempt at a layup. Miss all 3 shots and add a 2Ct OYO Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till 1 shot is made from each of the 3 location.

SSH, Standard Plank Hold,  Supermans, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Squats, American Hammers, Squats, Shoulder Tap Planks.   OYO Burpees based on your personal penalty.

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

55ct People’s Chair (5 ct down the line), 10x3ct Aussie Ass Smackers, 30ct People’s Chair (Al Gore style), 30ct Ascending Testicles, 10x3ct Peoples Chair (Moroccan Night Club style),  30ct BTW

Mosey back for COT for some stretching.

30 ct Pigeon Pose, Calf stretches, 10×3 ct Willy Maze Hays, 10×3 ct Boat Canoes, 20 ct Cobras

Announcements: Donate to Give2Give: F3 Nation fundraiser for planting new groups across the country.

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Dovetail and his family as they look for a new home in Arizona.  Prayers for our country, our country’s leadership especially for Trump and his family who are managing through COVID.

41 of A Lot of Thangs

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Today, Ground Pounder was the stage for YHC’s Birthday Q. My 41st trip around the sun! All I will say is that the great men of F3 will never know the impact they’ve had on my life for almost the last year.  I’m a far better version of myself and have done things my body thought to be impossible a year ago. Thanks for sharing reps, miles, burpees, rocks, trips up the Abyss, and rucks with me!

FNG’s: nah
Warm Up: SSH x 20, Sir Fazios F10/R10, Windmills x10, SSH x 20, Imperial Walkers x10, SSH x1, 1 Burpee. See what YHC is doing here???
The Workout: Circle of Rock Thang 1. Small rocks were selected by pax for each hand, so 2 rocks. Of course, Farva had rocks most pax would select as their “big” rock. Overall, through switching exercises we finished up 40 burpees, 41 shoulder Press, 41 lateral raise, and 41 front raise.  Exchange rocks for 1 bigger rock for Circle of Rock , Thang 2. Again switching between exercises we did, 41 Curls for the Girls, 41 Shoulder Presses, And 41 Star Jumps. We repeated the same counts and numbers, just with different exercises.  In the end, we got 41 of the following during this Thang: 41 Tricep press, 41 rock spanks with all paperwork signed, 41 ground Pounders, and 41 squats. Finished with 20 rut rows just because.

Mosey to the Wall of Pain. 41 count People’s Chair, 41 count BTTW. Repeato except we left it at 31 count for both, then a 21 count for both.

Man… we still got time left. Moseyed to playground knee wall for a mixture of exercises including 41 step ups, 10 irkins, 10 dips, 10 dirkins, and 11 merkins.

Mary: 20 Freddie Mercury’s, 21 H2M, 20 Pickle Pounders, 21 WW2, 41 IC count plank hold. Have a nice birthday! At this poin, Forceps mentions that “if you start the day off eating terds, everything else tastes better.”  Forward we go!
Announcements: Virtual HS Half. Tuesday Night Ted Talk w/ Dahmer.
T-Claps (Recognition): Nemo for the double down with YHC.
Prayer: our nation and leaders. Moby and his family.  YHC took us out.  The journey continues…

Sheepdog 9/25/20

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FNGs: none.
EC: only Shredder for a soggy jog.
Warm Up: Mosey to the front to find some cover. SSH, Sir Fazio Arm Circles F&B, squared moroccan night clubs, Imperial Walkers and Hillbillies. Finished the warm-up with Wall of Defense and Muay Thai strikes.
The Workout: Wall sit for a 60 count. Then, one Pax set the duration with 50… scratch that, 100 (thanks Dovetail) Wing Chun style strikes. Other Pax lined up down the brick knee-wall for tons of fun!  Erkins, modified squats, LBCs, TUT Diamond Merkins, crab Cales,Low Slow Flutter, 1 leg Homer to Marge. Ended on Capoeira push-ups.
Mary: More LBCs, Giant Cockroach, “Not Peter Parker’s.” Dovetail wrapped us up with some active stretching.
Announcements: TEDtalk on 9/29 at 8:00.
T-Claps (Recognition): Boo Boo, 2nd post.
Prayer: Dovetail’s move to AZ.

Heavy Hoops

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5 HIMs posted to GP this morning at 7AM.   YHC brought the music box once again. Disc Golf Tournament kept us from the original plan to integrate disc toss into workout but luckily I had a a backup plan to integrate some hoops. 

Warm Up:

10 Good Mornings, 10 Daisy Pickers,  10 Emperial Walkers, 10 Hillbilly’s, 10x3ct SSH, 20 Fozzie Arm Circles, 4×10 ct arms stretches, 10×3 ct Willy Maze Hays

The Workout

Circle of Rock: (Rotate rocks between exercises).

2 set of 10 x 3 ct of each exercise:  Curls for the Girls, Overhead Tricep Press, Wonder Bras, Trunk Twists,  Rutrows, and Ground Pounders.

4 sets of 10x3ct Rock Press, 10×3 ct Windshield Wipers, 10x3ct Box Cutters, 30ct 6 inches, 10 Rockie’s

Mosey to the Basketball Court for some Hoops where we learned none of us can shoot:

Each PAX rotated between taking shots and exercises: shoot from 3 designated free throw areas. 3 attempts at each location followed by 2 attempts for layups. Miss all 5 shots and add 1 Burpee penalty.

Rest of PAX perform exercises till 1 shot is made from each location.

Standard Plank Hold, LBCs, Plank Jacks, Lunges, High Knees, Star Jumps, Squats, Mountain Climbers, Squat Hold,

OYO Burpees based on your personal penalty

Mosey to the Baseball Bleachers

  • 10 Merkins, 10 Derkins, 10 Erkins, 20 Dips
  • 10×3 ct Step Ups, 10 WWIIs,
  • 10 Bleacher Merkins

Mosey back for Mary to stretch it out: Pigeon Pose, Calf Stretch, 10×3 ct Windmills, 4×10 ct arms stretches, 10×3 ct Michael Phelps.

Announcements: Sign up for mulch work starting up again next weekend.

Prayer Requests:  Prayers for Wes, DOA’s Father-In-Law going through another round of Chemo this week. Prayers for Shredder work & family stress.  Forceps: Prayers for divorce being finalized in the coming weeks and for his son Jon’s estate to be closed.

40 Year Old Happy Meal

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4 times as many Pax as last week. Strawberry Hill back for the first time since March (by his own admission). Workout brought football and baseball to the gloom.

Warm Up:

Arm circles and Michael Phelps; the main thang would be enough of a warm-up and time would be short.

The Workout:

DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER
Run 25 yards, do 25 merkins
Run backwards to Goal then run to the 50 and do 50 squats
Backwards to Goal Line run to the 75 and do 75 Mountain Climbers
Run backwards to the goal line and run to the hundred and do 100 SSH.
Rinse and repeat for the Double Quarter Pounder.
– 25 butterfly situps
– 50 jumping lunges, scale to squats
– 75 shoulder taps
– 100sec horse stance

FIELD OF DREAMS
Make a baseball diamond. Count off by fours.
Home plate: timer; 15 burpees
First Base: AMRAP twinkle toes until relieved.
Second Base: AMRAP capoeira push-ups until relieved.
Third Base: AMRAP J-Los until relieved.
Continue until all Pax have done the Burpees.

Combatives:

Self-induced Pressure points with common objects (pens, spoons, etc)

Mary:

Freddy mercury, Moguls, box openers, side crunches, plank pounders

Announcements:

No mulch this weekend

Prayer:

Gary(friend of Quiver), 70, on ventilator with COVID; Dovetail’s wife (get to a good place mentally)

Sheepdog 7/10/21

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EC: Mr. Terrific & Shredder 
FNGs: none
Warm Up:  Moseyed to the front, SSH, Sir Fazio Arm Circles F&B, Michael Phelps, HBs & IWa, Squats, Wing Chung punching in cadence x 50. We then practice the Wing Chung shove.
The Workout: Pax lined up on the curb for traveling quick feet. When we got to an island we dropped to traveling planks. At The end of the parking lot we did 10 merkins. Then front kicks to the other side. Traveling quick feet and planes all the way to the other end of the parking lot. Then lunges back across the parking lot with a focus on posture. Inside Crescent kids back across the parking lot. Then traveling quick feet and planks back across. 10 merkins at the end followed by front kicks. Traveled one more time back to the starting point where we finished with three sets of dips and erkins.
Mary: LBCs, shoulder taps, LSF, crab cakes, have a nice day.
Announcements: Bass Lake mulch, Forceps’s move, 10 yr convergence
T-Claps: Dovetail for riding up on his bike.
Prayer: Mr. Terrific took us out. Pax, our country, our sanity.

American Pie’s Don Mclean brought the tears but YHC brought the pain

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6 HIMs showed up to GP this morning to help me celebrate my 3 year F3 anniversary.  Mumble chatter did not disappoint. It was a hot and humid day as you might expect and YHC brought the American tunes and started it off with Living in America by James Brown.  I didn’t realize I downloaded the entire Don Mclean albumn instead of just American Pie so the music took on a somber tone during rock work which made Gump teary eyed and a bit sad :(.   YHC rectified the situation (eventually) and Tom Petty picked us up with American Girl.  The biggest however hits were clearly Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus and Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen.  

WarmUp:

10 American Good Mornings, 10 American Pie Pickers,  10 American Emperial Walkers, 10 American Hillbilly Squats, 10 American Willy Mays Haze, 10 3 ct American Windmills, 20 American SSH, 15 ct American arms stretches

The Workout

Mosey to the Rock Pile. YHC asked the PAX to select rocks and Gump missed the memo on medium to large size and picked out a one hander (well for some of us it was a one hander (ie Farva with his Shrek hands). Rotate rocks based on exercise.

3 set of 10 x 3 ct of each American exercise:

American Curls for the Girls, American Overhead Tricep Press, American Wonder Bras, American Ground Pounders (of course), American Trunk Twists, American Bus Drivers, and American Rutrows

  • 10 x 3 ct American Hammers
  • 2 set of 10 x 3 ct American Rock Spanks (1 without consent; 1 with) Lots of mumble chatter during this exercise about rocks size (something about petite vs bootylictious).
  • 10 x 3ct American Windshield wipers
  • 20  American LBC’s
  • 20  1 Arm American Merkins (10 each side)
  • 10  American WWIIs
  • 20 American Love Haters  (10 for each handle)

Mosey to the Wall of Pain

  • 3 sets of 60ct Wall Sits
  • 1 set of 10 x 3ct American BTW Ass Smackers
  • 2 sets of 10 x 3 ct American BTWs (Ass Smackers optional) only caveat is you can only smack your own ass so no funny business.

Mosey back for Mary

  • 20 ct Amercian Pigeon pose
  • 20 ct American Calf stretches

T-Claps for Tetanus for his first 5 pack;  Fanny Pack for completing not only a 5 pack last week but a 5 pack with ECs every time.

Announcements:  Mulch day at Bass Lake starts up again next weekend.  New AO starting on Monday at 5:30 apparently.

Prayer Requests:  Praise for Quiver’s daughter taking the initiative to be grateful for horse lessons and ask to get up early all week to start walking.   Prayers for  Fanny Pack’s family traveling for the next 10 days across country to Joplin.  For our country’s local and federal leadership and for all those suffering physically or financially. For our military, firefighters and police.