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5th Q of the Week

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Thx for a late text from Lipton that alarm was set n syitg.. I always cherish my time conversation with this guy, man is regimented and buttoned up- texted Emeril if he can grab yellow card- of course he complained bitched n moan about getting no sleep but like always he did pick yellow car. Thanks
Pre blast n got some folks fired up/ scared but full disclosure- we were mostly using our feet- and YHC always loves Disney-
Pre Murph- with my man Lipton- he was waiting we chatted a bit and ask if South Wake was bringing beverages as part of workout?😉
Started the run and 1/2 way thru the great conversation YHC had to pull lipstick n go behind the bush-
Carried on with the Murph and some deep life conversation- very impressive to do pull ups while bar is swinging.
Ec runners start showing up-

EC: Warbucks, Yellow Card, Emeril, Dawgpound, Buford, Katniss, Pablo, Dumbo ( oh never mind) he needed a EC rest 🙂  Dawg thinks Pikachu was there, but not sure.

It is main event time – got 21 dudes waiting to #getafterit
We go for a mosey around the circle and we do count off and by that time we saw this dude and of course said hello and said come on join us and 1st he hesitated but just jumped in- well now we have 22- time to circle up and disclaimer.
Promised him- #neverleaveyouwherewefoundhim

We were running stoping to pick up the 6th n making our way to #turkishgetuphill- just named that hill n Jamison
Exersice in the way-

FNGs: Yellow Submarine
61 yr young about to get married- lost his wife if 35 yrs – dog of 20 yrs- writer- May be he can help midget ( got his work cut out)- worked for beetles for 15 years #submarine

Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hops
Quick Feet
Merkins

While doing merkins created 4 groups of 5 runners for our Indian run and also reminded all pax to have inside voice
And wait for further #wawd at the stop sign.

As we are running towards tukishgetuphill- another ‘emil’ runner
Told him 2 join n he said sure.. well 2 dudes just by leaving the compound.

Bottom of the hill- Pablo read him disclaimer- every time we stopped 10 front jumps – Pikachu called them

The Workout:

4 groups of 5+
2 groups go left when you meet the group coming from other direction perform
10 frog jumps and #turkishgtup
Make a left on Wesley ( emeril) not that hard no chaos-
Do not leave 6th behind push ur self on Indian run – very simple but effective

We did 2.5 laps – pax were gassed/ oxygen was low/ mask were ordered/ used/ pax were using fng n cotters as excuses to slow down but guess what ?? We all got what we put in- just like life.
T claps to fng submarine and dead bolt to keep his dbshuffle going.
Gathered back at stop sign I hear few guys/ think they were tired-
Midget 11 mnts let’s head back
Carpex mumble chatter
Yellow card- 1 Indian run-
No guys- we have time and we are using every darn minute-
4 mail boxes 3629- Indian run as hard as u can and 10 Turkish get ups-
Emeril n pickachu team only did 3 mail boxes- oh well
Back at the bottom-
Indian run back to the flag- few stops to pick up the 6th ( squats/ frog jumps)
Come to the very bottom- face each other 10-11 on each side and perform squats-
Jail break to the flag-

Mary:

Coffee was for pickachu
We lost Emil ( lime) he had to head back but warbucks stalked him and posted we should nag him back to f-3

22 were there and 2.75 miles were covered and some went home and napped-

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:
Crablegs
John Deere
Emeril’s Dad

Quote: Life is hard but it is harder when u r stupid and around stupid ppl- Yellow Submarine

Life Lesson Naked Mole Skin

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Sprung out of bed and was ready roll, and no better way than have the opportunity to have your teenager run into the workout. Would never imagine doing that in the past. So thank you to this amazing group of guys-#goobers/ #fritter
Yellow card and I had discussed the game plan for the workout. Had a friend drop a cooler- full of drinks ( water/ Gatorade) so yhc can take to workout but we were planning on running 3.6 miles from home front to PT, so that did not happen 🤪. Texted emeril to grab/ bring some water and of course he stopped and got some cheap ass water. Thank you
Parking lot was full and we rolled in right at 0523, rest of the 10 guys were just coming back from the EC run.  Thx, grabbed 2 tires and rolled them just like he use to back in the day, as a toy, all he could afford while in 3rd world country.
Set the stage/ tires- dawg # brought the rope( thank you). Dawg was very excited about carrying tires and ropes etc but he had no idea his perfect workout may not happen ..

Fartsackers: dumbo/ wacka wacka/ wallaby- pablo knew it would be a hard workout so he sent his M on a work trip – (great excuse).

EC: Dawgpound, Buford, Cowboy, Emeril, BB-8, Brony, Blue Hen, Banana Seat, Peak Weak, LED, H1N1

FNGs: BB-8
Warm Up:

It is 0530- disclaimer was done and we ran to storage unit and did the following warmup exersice.
Sshx15, smurf jacksx15, sir fazio x 15(backward/ forward), imperial walker/ hillbillies x 15.
The Workout:

We lined up went for a ‘burpee mile’ waited for the 6th ofcourse through the hood that we never visit and behind aviator etc. we never know, we may pick a guy up. We also did burpees in honor of Bernie, in front of aviator bar (that fun night after the ruck). Emeril announced that we were 20 mnts in and we did the count off, stove pipe thought 10 count.. but no No no, no 10 count, this is not a (DD) workout, so we did 5 burpees to punish our selves. We also did 5 burpees since dumbo fartsacked and 5 in honor of my good friend puddles.
Break off in group of 5, one guy pulled the tire/ carry the tire and flipped the tire, while rest of the group did Ab exersices.
We still had 15 mnts, run to the tennis courts, of course dawg was salty but not as salty as he was at whiplash, since he did not get his fix of tire flipping-

Tennis courts-
Bear crawl-
Duck walk-
Balls 2 walls 5 count (entire pax line)
Frog jump
Crab walks
Balls 2 walls 5 count ( entire pax line)
People’s chair – hands up ( 5 count)
Next- plank square x 2- you had to be there

Mary:

Low slow flutter/ ww2/ quick feet n honor of you know who-

Announcements:

5 year next Thursday 4 dead bolt

Sasquatch.  Midget is Qing so somewhat organized somewhat not.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer:

Emeril’s Papi
Chips neighbor’s son was in a car wreck
Crablegs as he continues his trip
Michelle and also help Duane and hope doctors can help them during this time

Message:

Naked mole skin-

Bet you guys didn’t know you got a midget lesson this morning. Life lesson-
You have a plan- You think things are set ( tires/ rope/ all the good stuff you asked for) and than someone takes you down a road where you have to do things that you hate( burpees)or do not like but you have to because you are dealt with those cards and you thought you had everything lined up. But guess what you are with a group of guys that every .10/ mile waiting on you cheering you on, looking out for you.. you take a longer road but you are a little bit stronger- storm of life has passed and day light has come, now go enjoy the tires..
For you dawg 😄

Always honor n fun to be with you guys
#keep pushing the boulder
Aye-
M4L

Peeling the layers of the onion

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Skidmark was scared so he did the right thing by not posting in the gloom- Midget has been at this f-3 thing for almost 4 yrs now and 1st time been consistent with exercise. Thanks for this great group of guys that keep me motivated, engaged and accountable.

Pax of 20 showed up and Flanagan was looking for an easy Q by Dumbo but was told by UTI that Midget had the Q.
Disclaimer was read.

FNGs: Welcome Tetanus!

EC: M4L, Yellow Card, Emeril, Pikachu, Dawgpound, Cowboy, Pablo and Dumbo (rolled in hot at 0517 due to too much bourbon)

Warm Up: There was none.

The Workout: We took off right on time and carried on where we left on Saturday(Whiplash). Stopped at the first turn off at Ting and divided into groups of 4 for Indian Runs. 9 burpees were performed while PAX got in the 4 man Indian group. The goal today was to get to know the small group and what kind of impact f-3 was making in their everyday life. Each time we stopped, until we came to main event ‘Arctic cooler’, we did 10/10/5 (squats/hand release merkins/ burpees). There were 5 stops along the way.

We lost Dumbo and t-claps to Lipstick for staying with dumbo (too much vacation bourbon).

Main event was a 0.41 loop where 2 guys go in opposite directions and perform patty cake merkins when they meet. We did this until 6:17. Chips / Yellow card/ Banaseat/ Poponski called a few Ab exercises while we waited on the 6th.
Indian run with your group back to the flag-

Mary: 45 low slow flutter/ 10 absolution

Announcements:
Sprint next Saturday –
Sasquatch- clown car- Emeril is doing it 7/28
Meg smiles- need more dudes for 22nd and wear f-3 gear
Bourbon raffle till 20th- why not- so far $200

T-Claps (Recognition): Lipstick for waiting with Dumbo.

Prayer: Pickachu’s wife, Crab Legs, Liquid Force doing better after being stung on Friday

It has been fun ride and thanks for all the help/ ear/ accountability and many laughs over the last few years. This truly is more than A workout.
M4L

Week of the Midge Day 2

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EC: Emeril, M4L, Yellow Card, Cowboy, Buford, Dawgpound, Brony, Blue Hen, Flanigan, Moby, Peak Weak

FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Everyone picked up new bricks and ran to the basketball courts to circle up.  All exercises where done with the bricks.   The new bricks are brought to you by Midget 4 Life.

Fazio Arm Circles Forward and Backwards
Hands overhead and did circles  — I don’t know the official name
Simbas
Good Morning
Merkins

The Workout:

Jogged to the track for as folks count off by fours.  Even number went one direction odd numbers went the other.  We ran with our bricks until we meet a fellow pax.  Then we did 10 Partner Merkins.  We repeated this two times.

Next up where trips across the fields
Bear Crawl with the Bricks
Bunny Hop with the Bricks
WheelBarrow with the Bricks
Lunge Walk with One Brick

Next everyone lined up shoulder to shoulder.  The guy at the end of the line did a bear crawl to the front.  Everyone did curls with the Bricks.  Then we shifted down one spot.  Ever other shift we did the exercises with air.  After everyone Bear Crawled we did Crab walks and Wonder Bras

Mary:

Circled up at the Basketball Courts for the following:
Carolina Dry Docks
Hammers
Pickle Pounders

Announcements: Nadda
T-Claps (Recognition):  12 Oaks Representing
Prayer:

Moby’s Sister in Law recovering from surgery
Emeril’s dad recovering

Everyday I’m Shuffling

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9 Pax at varying start times got their 5 mile run this morning.

EC: Just Redenbacher

FNGs: None
Warm Up: Everyone grab some red truck. Did some side to side leg swings and did some front to back leg swings. Some gluteus maximus/minimus stretches and we were off with a reminder to get the 6.
The Workout: The little dipper
Mary: She’s never here. I think the smell keeps her away.
Announcements: 4th of July convergence
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer: Tom – 187’s neighbor passed away. Crablegs, his traveling. All those traveling and celebrating this week and weekend. Thankful for our freedoms. Remember how small the F3 community really is. Good support from F3 Pittsburgh and the hospitality they showed Crablegs, spending time not only with him but also his family.

If you don’t read any backblast, I would read this one for sure.

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Do what you want……..  YHC is not a marketer and prefers not to preblast. (unlike our friends at TBD…I hope you got your moneys worth over there this morning, they need some revenue to pay for all the marketing expense)  You all know where to find me on Wednesday’s and if you don’t, check the South Wake site for AO time and place.  EC was on for 0500, YHC arrived at 0501 to pass by a good group of ECers making there way to Bridgewater.  The pace was steady and YHC was almost caught up when _____ well you know what happened.  EC group made it back to Ting to greet Nemo who was ready for some running.
Warm Up:  Consisted of half the ECers still out and about doing there thing and the remaining group sharing there thoughts on what route to take.  YHC had enough and declared the AO as “Do what you want and be back here at 0615”.  YHC did tell the group the planned route and kicked off some warm-ups.  SSH x12 Good Mornings x6 Stationary Butt Kickers x8 Frankensteins x7 and Phelps
The Workout: Leave Ting and head into Bridgewater. Take the right that leads you to the greenway to sunset ridge and follow the sleepy hollow path.  Turn left on Crossway and do and out and back.  Come back through sleepy hollow greenway and back to Ting.  Various distances were accomplished this morning 5-10 miles
Mary: She is still waiting
Announcements: R4TJ will no longer be a people pleaser.  When YHC has the Q don’t expect a preblast or giving in to PAX request on route options (I do except bribes). I will commit to posting the route the night before on the R4TJ Slack page.  We will be doing what I want to do from now on and you can either like it or leave it!
T-Claps (Recognition): Redenbacher! This guy is killing it. He has been committed to the run and is showing some great GAINS!
Prayer: Crablegs and his ALS Summer Tour

Have a great day! Lipstick

 

PS: This is all fun and games.  Take it with a grain of salt.

Lucky 7’s – in Diamond Formation

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Shout out to Wiggly for providing the cones and helping put them out before the festivities began. YHC had never done a “7 of Diamonds” workout before today and the inexperience showed as improper instructions were given regarding the number of reps. Fortunately the mistake was caught before the first exercise so no harm done (except by the workout itself). Thanks to all for bearing with my shortcomings. We just might see the 7 of Diamonds again in the future.

FNGs: None

Warm Up:

Mosey around the parking lot
SSH x15 IC
Daisy Pickers x 10 IC
Monkey Humpers x 15 IC
Plank Jacks – x 15 IC
Nancy Kerrigans x 10 IC – bend over with one leg back and do arm circles – switch legs
The Workout:
Mosey to the bus parking lot for…
7 of Diamonds: Repeat same exercise and reps at each of the 4 “corners” (aka cones)…
Round 1: 7 reps – Turkish Get Ups (modify to do 1 arm/leg and alternate at each corner)
Round 2: 14 reps – Americans Hammers (IC)
Round 3: 21 reps – Merkins
Round 4: 28 reps – Squats
Round 5: 21 reps – Low Slow Flutter (IC)
Round 6: 14 reps – Carolina Dry Docks
Round 7: 7 reps – Bobby Hurley’s

Mary:

Player’s Choice all the way around the horn – did some LBC’s, reverse LBC’s, Pickle Pounders, Blue Devils?, Box Cutters, WW2’s, American Hammers, Hillbillies (without doing Imperial Walkers), Windmills,  Freddie Mercuries – and more – and ended with Have A Nice Day
Announcements:
See Slack/ Facebook
4th of July convergence @ Womble Park – 7am?
T-Claps (Recognition): Wiggly brought the cones and helped put them out. What a great guy.
Prayer:
Crab Legs – bringing awareness to ALS in search of a cure
Chips family – had a Carbon Monoxide scare at the house this morning.

Butt holes and shoe holes but no squat holds

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FNGs: Cobbler

EC: 187, Axe, Chips, Dawgpound, Dumbo, Emeril, Lipsync, Liquid Force, Pablo. 3 other PAX did some form of EC – Sidmark was out when YHC arrived at 5:05. M4L and Pikachu both ran from home to Ting.

Warm Up: 10 x Good Mornings, 30 x SSH, 10 x IW/Hillbillies, Bat Wings (10 arm circles forwards and 10 reverse, 10 seal claps, 10 overhead claps, 10 seal claps).

The Workout: Scout run to the green way across the street (1 mile there). The PAX were unfamiliar with a Scout Run and apparently YHC isn’t good at explaining thing because this was a ball of nonsense running through the neighborhood. The idea is that we form a LINE and the person at the front sprints as far as they like and then returns to the back of the LINE. We will try this again!

Launching from the top of the cul de sac we did Triple Nickle. PAX perform 5 big boy sit ups at the top of the hill and then run to the bottom and do 5 burpees. Rinse and repeat 5 times. A small group of PAX finished early so in lieu of a squat hold they did a 6th round. (1.2ish miles on the hill).

Mosey back to the parking lot to see if the hot chick Mary was going to be there today. It wasn’t in the cards again but my suspicion is that the high humidity had her hair all frizzy and she didn’t want to come out. Perhaps something else came up. Either way, we have a few minutes to kill before we name the FNG.

Mary: 20 x merkins, 30 x homer to marge, 30 x American hammer, 10 x boat canoes, 20 x merkins

Announcements: Take it to the interwebs!

Prayer: Chips has a co-worker that recently had a heart attack. He was sort of in decent shape but not too good. The comparison to Emeril was made.

As we are closing out a couple of PAX revisited elementary health class to remind us that we all have a hole in our butts. #OnlyInTheGloom! The FNG had a rather used pair of shoes on today resulting in the name Cobbler and thereby saving Schnuckles for the next unsuspecting FNG.

It’s always an honor to lead you men. I’ll try to do better next time!

Last Week Was Better

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Yoga EC: Skidmark, Dawgpound, Emeril, Bullseye, Aquaman, Lucky Charms

EC: Cowboy, Buford

FNGs: None
Warm Up:
Circled up in the parking lot so we can walk to the playground together.  Circled up at the playground for the following

Side Straddle Hop
Good Mornings
Daisy Pickers
Merkins
Revers Merkins

The Workout:

Split up into pairs for the following stations.  Each team went through once and then we had a little more time so you got to work on what you felt you needed most.

Station 1 Timer:
Box Jumps
Plank Jacks

Station 2:
TRX Atomic Push Ups
KB Swings

Station 3:
TRX Row
KB Pistol Row

Station 4:
TRX Y to I
KB Double Arm Press

Station 5:
Pull Ups
Gun Slingers

Station 6:
Battle Rope
Jump Rope

Station 7:
2 Arm Deadlift, Clean, Clean Squat

Station 8:
Row, Kneeling Clean press and Stand Flow

Mary:

Circled up for the following:
Around the world
Halos
Midget Love Handles

Announcements:

See Facebook/Slack

T-Claps (Recognition): None where recognized at the workout.
Prayer:

Safe travels for Emeril’s Family
Emeril’s bachelor weekend
Midget and his closing
All Pax coming back from injury

10 Stations in the Heat

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Pax of eight battling a hot June evening.  Temperature was in the 80’s, but it felt like 100 degrees out there tonight.

EC:  Some running a few miles before workout.

FNGs:  None

Warm Up:  SSH, Daisy pickers, Good Morning, L+R overhead stretch

The Workout:  15 reps at 10 stations with a different exercise, using a 25 pound weight or rock to make it harder.  Stations were separated by 10-20 yards to give time to recover between sets.

1.  Merkins, 2. Diamond Merkins, 3. Up-right Rows, 4. Squats, 5. Lunges, 6. Triceps Press, 7. Curls, 8. LBC’s,  9. Ab Roller and 10. Shoulder Press.

Recovered on a lap around soccer fields, then repeated the 10 station circuit again.

Mosey to amphitheater for to sets of:  1.  Dips, 2.  balls to the wall 3.  one leg get-ups 4. LBC’s

Mary:  Merkins, WWII, Diamond Merkins, Box Cutters, Wide Merkins, Protractors

Prayer:  Kabota’s upcoming drug trial, Peace and Gratitude