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5th Q of the Week

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Thx for a late text from Lipton that alarm was set n syitg.. I always cherish my time conversation with this guy, man is regimented and buttoned up- texted Emeril if he can grab yellow card- of course he complained bitched n moan about getting no sleep but like always he did pick yellow car. Thanks
Pre blast n got some folks fired up/ scared but full disclosure- we were mostly using our feet- and YHC always loves Disney-
Pre Murph- with my man Lipton- he was waiting we chatted a bit and ask if South Wake was bringing beverages as part of workout?😉
Started the run and 1/2 way thru the great conversation YHC had to pull lipstick n go behind the bush-
Carried on with the Murph and some deep life conversation- very impressive to do pull ups while bar is swinging.
Ec runners start showing up-

EC: Warbucks, Yellow Card, Emeril, Dawgpound, Buford, Katniss, Pablo, Dumbo ( oh never mind) he needed a EC rest 🙂  Dawg thinks Pikachu was there, but not sure.

It is main event time – got 21 dudes waiting to #getafterit
We go for a mosey around the circle and we do count off and by that time we saw this dude and of course said hello and said come on join us and 1st he hesitated but just jumped in- well now we have 22- time to circle up and disclaimer.
Promised him- #neverleaveyouwherewefoundhim

We were running stoping to pick up the 6th n making our way to #turkishgetuphill- just named that hill n Jamison
Exersice in the way-

FNGs: Yellow Submarine
61 yr young about to get married- lost his wife if 35 yrs – dog of 20 yrs- writer- May be he can help midget ( got his work cut out)- worked for beetles for 15 years #submarine

Warm Up:

Side Straddle Hops
Quick Feet
Merkins

While doing merkins created 4 groups of 5 runners for our Indian run and also reminded all pax to have inside voice
And wait for further #wawd at the stop sign.

As we are running towards tukishgetuphill- another ‘emil’ runner
Told him 2 join n he said sure.. well 2 dudes just by leaving the compound.

Bottom of the hill- Pablo read him disclaimer- every time we stopped 10 front jumps – Pikachu called them

The Workout:

4 groups of 5+
2 groups go left when you meet the group coming from other direction perform
10 frog jumps and #turkishgtup
Make a left on Wesley ( emeril) not that hard no chaos-
Do not leave 6th behind push ur self on Indian run – very simple but effective

We did 2.5 laps – pax were gassed/ oxygen was low/ mask were ordered/ used/ pax were using fng n cotters as excuses to slow down but guess what ?? We all got what we put in- just like life.
T claps to fng submarine and dead bolt to keep his dbshuffle going.
Gathered back at stop sign I hear few guys/ think they were tired-
Midget 11 mnts let’s head back
Carpex mumble chatter
Yellow card- 1 Indian run-
No guys- we have time and we are using every darn minute-
4 mail boxes 3629- Indian run as hard as u can and 10 Turkish get ups-
Emeril n pickachu team only did 3 mail boxes- oh well
Back at the bottom-
Indian run back to the flag- few stops to pick up the 6th ( squats/ frog jumps)
Come to the very bottom- face each other 10-11 on each side and perform squats-
Jail break to the flag-

Mary:

Coffee was for pickachu
We lost Emil ( lime) he had to head back but warbucks stalked him and posted we should nag him back to f-3

22 were there and 2.75 miles were covered and some went home and napped-

Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:
Crablegs
John Deere
Emeril’s Dad

Quote: Life is hard but it is harder when u r stupid and around stupid ppl- Yellow Submarine

Peeling the layers of the onion

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Skidmark was scared so he did the right thing by not posting in the gloom- Midget has been at this f-3 thing for almost 4 yrs now and 1st time been consistent with exercise. Thanks for this great group of guys that keep me motivated, engaged and accountable.

Pax of 20 showed up and Flanagan was looking for an easy Q by Dumbo but was told by UTI that Midget had the Q.
Disclaimer was read.

FNGs: Welcome Tetanus!

EC: M4L, Yellow Card, Emeril, Pikachu, Dawgpound, Cowboy, Pablo and Dumbo (rolled in hot at 0517 due to too much bourbon)

Warm Up: There was none.

The Workout: We took off right on time and carried on where we left on Saturday(Whiplash). Stopped at the first turn off at Ting and divided into groups of 4 for Indian Runs. 9 burpees were performed while PAX got in the 4 man Indian group. The goal today was to get to know the small group and what kind of impact f-3 was making in their everyday life. Each time we stopped, until we came to main event ‘Arctic cooler’, we did 10/10/5 (squats/hand release merkins/ burpees). There were 5 stops along the way.

We lost Dumbo and t-claps to Lipstick for staying with dumbo (too much vacation bourbon).

Main event was a 0.41 loop where 2 guys go in opposite directions and perform patty cake merkins when they meet. We did this until 6:17. Chips / Yellow card/ Banaseat/ Poponski called a few Ab exercises while we waited on the 6th.
Indian run with your group back to the flag-

Mary: 45 low slow flutter/ 10 absolution

Announcements:
Sprint next Saturday –
Sasquatch- clown car- Emeril is doing it 7/28
Meg smiles- need more dudes for 22nd and wear f-3 gear
Bourbon raffle till 20th- why not- so far $200

T-Claps (Recognition): Lipstick for waiting with Dumbo.

Prayer: Pickachu’s wife, Crab Legs, Liquid Force doing better after being stung on Friday

It has been fun ride and thanks for all the help/ ear/ accountability and many laughs over the last few years. This truly is more than A workout.
M4L

My dog ate my homework… 6/29 U-Turn

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FNGs: Nope
Warm Up: Reg-U-Lar
The Workout: Well, this is so late 6/29 Credit is due…..I really just wanted to make sure that everyone got credit for their efforts!
Mary: Nope.
Announcements:
T-Claps (Recognition):
Prayer:

Form and Function

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I was excited to Q today.  I recently purchased Onnit Kettble Program and decided that we need to work on form at Ivan.  We don’t always have to have an extremely intense workout and we need to work on form from time to time.  I woke up early and ready to go.

On the way to the workout I saw a Black Bear.  I knew today was going to be a good day.  It was just outside the twelve oaks entrance on Green Oaks.  Close to where Cowboy works.  I hope he is enjoying is time off.

I arrived for EC and what do I see.  Dumbo ready to leave Dawg in the dust.  Lucky driving a non company truck, Dahmer looking ready to get after it.  As always there was Pikachu’s SUV, but no Pikachu.  It must be tough trying to run 5o plus miles a week.  Sleep in not a priority for that man.  Before we left 187 came to show us how it is supposed to go down.  We began the EC trip leaving the Ivan parking lot.  As we approached Cletus parking lot SlideRule and a shirtless, but not vestless, Banana Seat greeted us.  Enough about them they didn’t attend Ivan.  We ran up Stinson and Dumbo and Dawg made a left and everyone else made a right.  As Dawg tried to keep up with Dumbo he started to fall behind.  Then Dumbo probably did one of the shortest pick up the six in F3 history.

We then saw Bullseye and Aquaman on the baseball field looking at the ISS.  As Dumbo slowed down to stay with me we finished the run with a couple of moments to spare.  It was time to work on form and function.  I did not see Axe running but he looked sweaty so he must have been out there.

Also I noticed ShamWow!!! was back in action which is nice to see.

EC: Dawgpound, Dumbo, Pikachu, Lucky Charms, 187, Dahmer, Bullseye, Axe

FNGs: Nope

Warm Up:

Bounce
Hinge
Torso Twist
BackStroke
Midget Hugs
Mid Back Stretch
Leg Swings

The Workout:

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat Each Leg
10 Reps Horn Split Squat Each Leg
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps Split Leg Row Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps Quarter Squat
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm
10 Reps Assisted Waiter Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Reverse Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Row Each Arm
10 Reps Half Squat
10 Reps Strict Press Each Arm

10 Reps Horn Planted foot Lunge Each Leg
10 Reps Across Row Each Arm
10 Reps Full Squat
10 Reps Bottoms Up Press Each Arm

20 Second Hold Horn Split Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Lunge Series
20 Second Hold Split Leg Row Each Arm
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Row Series Each Arm
20 Second Hold Quarter Squat
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Squat Series
20 Second Hold Assisted Waiter Press
10 Reps of Pax choice in the Press Series

20 Kettlebell Swings

Mary:

Mini Turkish Getups
Reverse LBCs Bell over head
Homer to Marge Bell over head
Cat/Cow
Downward Dog
Pigeon Pose

Announcements:

Fourth of July convergence.  Sounds easy.

T-Claps (Recognition):

New Fritter leader!!! Pikachu has now surpassed Dawgpound, Pablo and Dumbo in the most Fritters

Prayer:

All unspoken
Those injured

Uncle Rico Meets Paul Bunyan

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It was YHC’s 3rd Q of the week and what better place to wrap up a 5 pack birthday week than back down at my roots in South Wake!  We had one FNG, Galaxy (soccer fan who’s from LA), and a visitor YHC’s coworker from JOCO, Bunyan.

FNGs: Galaxy (Tina if he ever forgets his name)
Warm Up: Circle up immediately on the spot for the following:
SSH ICx53
Frankenstein Kicks ICx15
Turkish Getups 10 OYO
Daisy Pickers ICx15 (I’ve literally never called these but we needed a breather)
Turkish Getups 10 OYO
The Workout: Mosey over the top of the stairs and partner up.
Partner 1 – LBCs
Partner 2 – Run to the bottom of the stairs and then Bear Crawl up the stairs with merkins on the steps
Flapjack, Repeato

Form 2 lines for Indian Runs Das Loop Style (something I picked up in Wilmington on Monday)
Last man does a double weave to the front.  We did this over to the lower parking lot.

At the lower parking lot keep same partners for half laps around the pickle for patty cake merkins.  First lap was 1 each side, then 2, then 3, on up to 5.

Form the 2 Indian Run Das Loop Style lines again and head back to the big soccer field near the flag.

At the soccer field we did back planks on the end line.  When YHC said GO! PAX sprinted to the midpoint and did 2 Turkish Getups and then Moseyed to the other end.  Repeato back each time increasing by 1 Turkish Getup until we got to 8.  At that point we started from Back Plank and sprinted to the end with no pausing for TGs.
Mary:  PAX called out various exercises ICx15:
Diamond Merkins, Low Slow Flutter, American Hammers, and some others that I can’t remember right now.
Announcements: Sasquatch in ENC (talk to Pikachu for more details)
NEW BETA AO – 7/3 at Crowder Park 0530
Night Train (talk to Lipstick or anyone in Carpex other than YHC for more details)
T-Claps (Recognition): EC: Lipstick, Dumbo, Pablo, Galaxy, Mookie, Pikachu
Mookie on his 6th workout of the week with Breathtaker
YHC on his 5th workout of the week for a 2nd straight 5 pack, and 3rd Q of the week
Lipstick for showing up to a workout that Peeping Tom was at
Prayer: Crab Legs Ballpark Tour, those healing, unspoken

 

Guys – as always it’s a very special pleasure coming back down to visit, let alone Q.  I enjoyed it!

A trip to the Five & Dime

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23 HIM’s posted in the gloom at the Trot this morning for a little arm work with a little gray block of cement!

FNGs: None

Warm Up: Led by FedEx – 5 burpee penalties were doled out to all pax who showed up to run EC while remaining pax held squats, SSH, Good Mornings, IW, Hillbillies, Michael Phelps, Fozio AC forward / reverse all in cadence. YHC added an additional 5 burpees in honor of Puddles who had requested on Tuesday that the pax perform burpees on his behalf since he had to return to his new abode in Beaufort, NC. We miss you Puddles!

The Workout: Two year F3 anniversary for FedEx and Double D who co-Q’ed a trip back in time to the days of the local Five & Dime. Cinder blocks were conveniently placed across the parking lot and Pax were instructed to push, pull, drag, or get cinder block anyway they so chose across parking lot to tennis courts without block leaving the asphalt. Once inside all Pax lined up at one end and a series of sets of 5 & dimes were called by YHC across the courts of curls for the girls, overhead presses, uneven merkins, blocks around the waist, rut rows, box jumps and plank jacks on blocks. At each end FedEx called an exercise with or without blocks of balls to the wall, mountain climbers on blocks, LBC’s, American hammers, wonder bra’s, etc, and then the series of 5 & dimes resumed back to the opposite end of courts. After a several trips to the Five and Dime blocks were then carried back out off the courts to be pushed, pulled, dragged back across the lot to YHC’s truck to be loaded up for another day! An audible was called for 10 burpees OYO after loading up the blocks.

Mary: Led by FedEx for a series of LBC’s, American hammers, pickle pounders, Homer to Marge, WWII’s

Announcements: Both FedEx and YHC expressed our thanks for this group of friends who inspire and challenge us here in SouthWake. YHC encouraged the Q’s to mix up their workouts by adding whatever they so choose and to think outside the box like assigning penalties to those who performed EC. Yoga tonight at Snap Fitness, Deadbolt’s & Gump’s 5 year anniversary Q at Womble on 7-19-19 – don’t miss it! The Arena workouts every Friday at 2:30 PM – try to do our best to give back to those men at Healing Transistions

T-Claps (Recognition): Mookie sporting Breath taker this week. Strong work Mookie!

Prayer: Robinson family whose husband/father very recently suddenly passed away, Noah’s Ark’s wife FedEx led us out in prayer.

Rise of the Dodo Bird

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20 Pax showed up for a beatdown by YHC after a week of being downrange. It was good to be back in the gloom with these HIMs and this morning was no different. A strong crowd for EC on a hot and muggy morning, the definition of gloom. Breathtaker made an appearance after the reassurance that running was not the focus of the morning. There were chafed nipples, a malfunctioning light vest, and a Skidmark. As 0530 hit, with no FNGs and 1 self proclaimed Kotter, we were off

ECEC: Warbucks, Skidmark, Redenbacher, UTI
EC: Warbucks, Skidmark, Redenbacher, UTI, Axe, 187, Plex, Dahmer
Skins: Skidmark, UTI, Warbucks

Warm Up:
SSH x30 IC
imperial walker – 10 IC
hillbilly 10 IC
squat 10 IC
sir fazio arm circles 10/10 IC
moroccan night clubs 10 IC
seal claps 10 IC
overhead claps 20 IC

The Workout:
Everybody was warm, so we moseyed to the Path to nowhere for:
People’s chair – 5 count by pax. This took a really long time, resulting in mumble chatter about partner leg massages and 187’s strong legs from carrying so much weight around.
Ascending testicles – 1 round
mosey to better wall for round 2

Mosey To loading dock grab 2 rocks
Curls were done while the 6 arrived

Circled up for 2 rounds of:
Overhead press
Triceps extensions
Dodo bird – 187 gave history of the dodo bird
Curls for the girls

This circuit was going pretty smooth, but got way off track when 187 gave Pax a history of the dodo bird. Apparently they are extinct, can’t fly, and ate rocks to digest berries. Pax stopped counting, so many dodo birds where done until we got to a 15 count. This mumble chatter approached Carpex status.

With tired arms, we moseyed to guard rail for 2 rounds of:
Dips
Derkins
Underdogs

Mosey back toward start, stopping at far end of lot. Pax grumbled when YHC told them to partner up based on leg weight. We
Wheelbarrowed back to start with burpees when switch, increasing each time.

Mary:
With Mary awaiting, we moseyed back to the flag where Dahmer led the following while I retrieved my phone:
LBC
LSF
Freddy Mercury
PicklePounder
Homer to Marge

Announcements:
See social networks.
1776 convergence on 7/4
Umstead trail run

T-Claps (Recognition):
Redenbacher with lots of good work lately. Keep it up and you’ll get that sub-2 half in November.

Particle board on his ability to avoid Qing a workout. Hope to see you leading one soon.

Prayer:
Crablegs on his journey to all MLB parks making memories and spreading awareness for ALS.
Follow him here: http://challengelarry.org
Unspoken and injured PAX.

Butt holes and shoe holes but no squat holds

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FNGs: Cobbler

EC: 187, Axe, Chips, Dawgpound, Dumbo, Emeril, Lipsync, Liquid Force, Pablo. 3 other PAX did some form of EC – Sidmark was out when YHC arrived at 5:05. M4L and Pikachu both ran from home to Ting.

Warm Up: 10 x Good Mornings, 30 x SSH, 10 x IW/Hillbillies, Bat Wings (10 arm circles forwards and 10 reverse, 10 seal claps, 10 overhead claps, 10 seal claps).

The Workout: Scout run to the green way across the street (1 mile there). The PAX were unfamiliar with a Scout Run and apparently YHC isn’t good at explaining thing because this was a ball of nonsense running through the neighborhood. The idea is that we form a LINE and the person at the front sprints as far as they like and then returns to the back of the LINE. We will try this again!

Launching from the top of the cul de sac we did Triple Nickle. PAX perform 5 big boy sit ups at the top of the hill and then run to the bottom and do 5 burpees. Rinse and repeat 5 times. A small group of PAX finished early so in lieu of a squat hold they did a 6th round. (1.2ish miles on the hill).

Mosey back to the parking lot to see if the hot chick Mary was going to be there today. It wasn’t in the cards again but my suspicion is that the high humidity had her hair all frizzy and she didn’t want to come out. Perhaps something else came up. Either way, we have a few minutes to kill before we name the FNG.

Mary: 20 x merkins, 30 x homer to marge, 30 x American hammer, 10 x boat canoes, 20 x merkins

Announcements: Take it to the interwebs!

Prayer: Chips has a co-worker that recently had a heart attack. He was sort of in decent shape but not too good. The comparison to Emeril was made.

As we are closing out a couple of PAX revisited elementary health class to remind us that we all have a hole in our butts. #OnlyInTheGloom! The FNG had a rather used pair of shoes on today resulting in the name Cobbler and thereby saving Schnuckles for the next unsuspecting FNG.

It’s always an honor to lead you men. I’ll try to do better next time!

I Only Have One Pace

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Today was all about interval training. Q put the Pax through several interval runs at which he was quickly informed by several that “I only have one pace.” Overall, the group covered about 5 miles.

Two for EC: Redenbacher and Skidmark

FNGs: None
Warm Up: YHC encouraged everyone to warm-up OYO before we got started but if you want to identify a warm-up it would 1 lap around Ting in 4 or 5 man Indian Runs.
The Workout: After the Indian Run mosey Q called out a location and a pace with which to run, once at location they turn back for the six.  At the stop sign below the basketball court Pax ran at half marathon pace to the stoplight.

After the intersection Pax ran half marathon pace up the hill in Bridgewater. Repeated 2x but on the second once Pax crested the hill they ran at 10K pace to the first road on the right.

Two runs at 10K pace up the hill within Bridgewater to the stop sign. Second one crested the hill 5K pace to the bottom by the Red warning flags. Pax ran three times back up the hill at 5k pace and ran recovery pace to the bottom. Last one up we picked up the six. From the peak of the hill in Bridgwater we did a progression of 1/2 marathon pace to the bottom at the hard right of the EC route, 10K pace to the powerline road, and 5k pace across that road to the end. Circle back for the six.

From this location two group indian run back to Ting with a jailbreak call at the intersection of Main St.

Mary: Some light stretching.

Announcements: Bring water if you need it.

T-Claps (Recognition):

Prayer: Be safe when running. More likely to die running a 5k than a half marathon. Know your limits and modify when you need to.

Dumbo took us out.

 

Purple Cobra VQ

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19 PAX made their way to Purple Cobra for Axe’s VQ!

 

EC: 187, Axe, Skidmark, Emeril, Redenbacher, Teacher’s Pet

FNGs: Teacher’s Pet
Warm Up: Jog to middle of Teeter parking lot and circle up. All IC

SSH 30X

Daisy Pickers 10X

Emperial Walkers 10X

Hillbillies 10X

Jog  little further down parking lot and circle up again

Good mornings 10X

Seal Claps 10X

 

The Workout: Head over to the GCF parking lot and partner up. Share the exercises below with your partner. One partner jogs down to the dead end and back. Switch out each time. Once finished, hold plank for the 6.

100 Merkins

200 LBC

300 Squats

400 Jump rope

With the same partner. One crab walks one side of parking lot to other. The other partner performs plank shuffles around the oval curb. Once this partner finishes a circle, they switch. Add crab walks and sliding. Also subbed in crab walk shuffles on the curb.

Mary: PP 10X, Homer Marge 10X, LBC 10X, LSF 10X, Freedy Mercuries 10X…repeat.

Have a nice day!
Announcements: None
T-Claps (Recognition):Teacher’s Pet taking on EC for his first workout
Prayer: Noah’s Ark and Crab Legs