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Better late than never

Warm Up:

Started on the initial ½ mile jog when we saw a Mercedes SUV roll in late. Circled back to pick up Midget for Life.  Burpees while we waited for him to get out of his car and tie his shoes.

½ mile jog w/ Good Mornings, Squat Jumps, Karaoke, Merkins, Dips, Balls to the Wall

The Workout:

7’s at the long tennis court  – Burpees and Turkish Getups

Tunnel – Partner run, Balls to the Wall and Preacher Chair

Bear Crawl up the hill

Mary:

Boat Canoes

Pickle Pounders

Homer to Marge

Elbow to Knee crunches

Heel Taps

Announcements:

Dawgpound and Skidmark to take over Paradise City

Beer Mile at CBC.  Can do teams.  Oct 13th

https://admin.racereach.com/r/south-wake-beer-mile

Down East F3 groups cancelled workouts until January.  They’ll be working to restore the communities they live in.  If you want to help/contribute see Midget

Holly Spring Half less than 8 weeks out

Prayer:

Gents please keep Crab Legs in your prayers on a daily basis

Prayers for Brandon @ Hope as he continues his recovery from the boating accident

Prayers for Clay as he battles cancer

Kid Crackers 10-year-old getting x-rays

All those affected by the hurricane

You Can’t Handle the Truth

 

The fartsack was strong this morning. Only 13 men emerged from the fartsack for a New Mexico style beatdown. Never miss a Friday.

EC: Deadbolt – respect. Only man out there killing two miles through Holly Springs. Light vest flashing. Let him be an inspiration to us all.

Fartsacks: Crosby (almost), Slide Rule – one can only assume a birthday hangover

Warm Up: It started out with a brief mosey when 12 pax were joined by Crosby. 5 burpees in Crosby’s honor. Then 5 more burpees in Slide Rule’s honor. Continue mosey to the lawn in front of the amphitheater. 20 CC SSH, 15 CC IW, 15 CC Hillbillies, 10 CC Good mornings.

The Workout: Skidmark: Into the amphitheater for 3 sets of alternating 20 cc Balls to the Wall and Step-ups. Mosey to the play set next to Crazy Ivan when they were jamming to the classic duet of Biggie and Siri. I used to read word up magazine. Two pax at a time would do pull-ups no more than 10 while remaining pax completed merkins. 10 count rest. Two pax at a time completed no more than 10 pull-ups while remaining pax did LBC.

187: mosey past the rock pile to the parking lot. Partner up. 1 partner mountain climbers other partner run to end of playground and back. Next set with squats and third set with star jumps. Rinse and repeat the three sets.

Merkin shuffle. 4 count slide and 4 count patty cake merkin with you partner. Mosey to tennis court.

Mary: Run in place and burpees when 187 said down. Around the circle pax called out 10 count exercises which included pickle pounders, merkins, box cutters, freddy mercury, and american hammers.

Announcements: Torch run tomorrow. Warm up at 7:40. Location TBD. Deadbolt taking supplies to friends in Wallace (see FB post)

Prayer: Clay – Roger Roger’s neighbor. people out east in NC and SC. Bubblewrap’s wife, Crablegs, Spending quality time with family. Deadbolt took us out.

 

Found him:
https://f3southwake.slack.com/archives/C8X3D5RRV/p1536681639000100

 

In the Wake of Flo Jo

Pax of 24 posted in the Wake of Hurricane Florence (Flo Jo)

Wake of Flo Jo

Lipstick and Yogurt Q’d the main event, filling for regular Q’s Emeril and Chips.

EC: Lipstick, Deadbolt, 187, Roger Roger, Chips, Warbucks, Skidmark, Crosby, and Pablo.

Warm Up: Lipstick led warmups with good mornings x15, side straddle hops x25, dips x15, and mountain climbers—with runs in between.

The Workout: With the Pax warmed up for “running,” Lipstick introduced “Bear Crawl suicides” at the ramp. After partnering up, first partner sprinted in a bear crawl to the third light pole and ran on hind legs back down, while second partner did Merkins. Then the pair switched. Lipstick had the Pax rinse and repeat for at least another two sets of light poles, mixing in squats instead of Merkins at the bottom. Lipstick ended the first half of the workout with a Pax sprint to the top of the ramp.

Yogurt kicked off the second half with dips on the short wall. Some of the 24 Pax kindly adjusted because space was tight. Then, quickly back down the ramp for 21 genuine sit ups, with partner holding feet. Switch. Sprint back to the top like Flo Jo. Yogurt attempted to keep the Pax in cadence with patty-cake Merkins, with limited success. Certainly each pair did at least 20! Back down the ramp. Partner carry half way up, switch. 10 count rest at top.

Mosey to the back straightaway in the park. Shoulder taps x25. Short run down the hill. Crawl bear about 50 feet. Run the long way back to COT area.

Mary: Tight Mary with 21 LBCs

Announcements: HS Police 10k Run on Saturday 9/22. CarPex CSAUP 10/20

Prayers: Brickhouse seeking job, everyone affected by Hurricane Florence, especially Dead Bolt’s family friends who are facing rising waters today. Special thanks to Chips for “volunteering” to lead the COT prayer. Always does good work there.

Block Party

Warm Up: Easy run down to concession stand area for several w/u exercises consisting of SSH, Cotton Pickers, Fozio Arms, Good Mornings, Squatted T-claps all IC.

The Workout: Return to main parking lot, retrieve cinder blocks from truck and make our way to end of tennis courts for line up. Series of exercises advancing blocks John Cusac or cradle carrying across all 4 courts to opposite end but stopping after each court for 1st series of uneven merkins, 2nd series of rut rows, 3rd series of overhead presses, 4th series of curls for the girls all called out by individual paxes for sets of 5/10 or 6/12 or ups. Drop blocks at far end hold plank for the six and then all sprint back to the start. Bear crawl across all 4 courts back to blocks and switch blocks. Rinsed and repeated x4 with duck walk next back to blocks next time. Recovered with BTW count of 20. Brought all 4 exercises together on last trip across all 4 courts back to blocks starting out with spider mans across 1st court followed by bear crawls, followed by duck walks, followed by crab walks. Ended session with 10 burpees OYO. Returned blocks to Double D’s truck.

Mary: 50 LBC’s, then YHC called out 3 pax who had been attending F3 less than 8 weeks to each lead us in an exercise. Cowboy/ 10 box cutters, Dumbo/ 10 low slow flutters, Messi/ 10 WWII’s – special shout out to Messi who’s only 11 years old!

Announcements: Pikachu’s 2 yr. anniversary tomorrow at Disney, Kenny’s Grave tomorrow.

COT: YHC shared scripture from Psalms 118:24 “This is the day the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it”.  In the midst of the storm, including Hurricane Florence on the way as well as the storms in our lives, can we still rejoice and be glad in it? Yes we can, because the Lord made this day and  tomorrow day and every day hear after for us. Time is our gift back to Him so in the midst of our storm look for ways to rejoice. Name-a-rama.

Prayer: Bubblewraps (Brad George) wife Kelli George in her early 40’s having double mastectomy due to breast cancer, Roger-Roger’s neighbors son Clay, Crablegs, H1N1 friends having marital issues, Banana Seat’s father-in-law waiting on MS test results. YHC took us out in prayer.

Midgets Daisy Dukes

7 Pax at 5:15 for EC.  Upon arriving back at Paradise City they were greeted by M4L and his God Bless America Daisy Dukes, a red carpet and a chair.   He had the red carpet and chair for the 4 Pax from BRR who decided to get out of bed this morning and do the workout.  Solid work today fella’s.

Those 11 joined another 10 for 21 PAX at PC for a minimal (by PC standards) run work-out.

Warm Up:

½ mile jog

½ mile jog w/ SSH, Good Mornings, Windmills, Karaoke, Fazio Arm Circles

The Workout:

Partner up.  One set of partners on one side of the parking lot and the other set of partners on the other side.

Run with hose to someone on other side pass it on.  Do this back and forth with two different hoses.  In between the Pax not running did a variety of exercises

Move to ramp for Lazy Dora.  x100 Merkins (each partner does 50. While one partner does his the other partner planks), x200 LBC’s (each partner does 100. While one partner does his the other partner does 6 inches), x300 Squats (each partner does 150. While one partner does his the other partner does squat hold).

Mary:

Freddy Mercury
Good Mornings
Stretches
Yoga

Announcements:
911 Stair Climb tomorrow

Looking for 2 new Q’s to take over Wednesday evenings at Thunder

Prayer:

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

Matthew 5:9

Gents please keep Crab Legs in your prayers on a daily basis

Prayers for Brandon @ Hope as he continues his recovery from the boating accident

Prayers for Clay as he battles cancer

Cletus – Noah’s Ark 1 year anniversary & birthday Q

Warm Up: Jog to soccer field parking lot alternating forward and reverse. Quick feet on curb for half the parking lot and return on other side with walking sideways planks. Performed arm and leg stretches to a 10 count. Then, in cadence (22) SSH, (11) IW, (11) HB, (11) CP, and finish with (11) merkins on Q’s up & down.
The Workout: Indian run with last man doing 2 merkins and then running to front with the pill(football). Pax passed back to last runner and repeat. Penalty for dropping the pill all Pax do 5 burpees. Group was lacking running backs since there were quite a few penalties (Pikachu, Gump). Continued to south side of BB field and dropped for 11 LBC’s. Then, continued to valleyball court. Partner WB thru sand and do 11 burpees. Partner switch and return to other side for 11 SJ. Bear crawl through sand for 11 patty cake merkins. Bear crawl on the return for 11 squats with leg lifts. Mosey to rock pile and center parking lot for bear bowling(bear crawl pushing rock) to end of lot. Performed 11 elevated merkins per arm. Jon Cusak with rock to other end for 11 weighted squats. Return rocks and mosey to tennis courts.

Mary: 11 FM modified alternating each leg, 11 PP, 11 LSF, 11 HTM, and finished with 11 AH. Theme throughout based off of Q’s 56th birthday which 5+6 = 11, if you didn’t catch on.
Announcements: 9/11 stair climb, Christmas parade signup, Kid Cracker looking for men to help move his parents this Saturday afternoon. Great job to all and welcome FNG’s Pumpkin Spice and Mortar.
Prayer: Crablegs, all those traveling to the BRR this weekend, especially our F3 brothers, and the right opportunity of employment for Brickhouse.

Just Q It

Warm Up: Jog to East parking lot doing SSH x 15 and Karaoke.  In parking lot we did Moracin Night Club, Imperials and Hill Billie’s.  Run in place and “down” was a burpee x 10
The Workout: Shuffle Merkins (with partner in a plank, shuffle 5 steps over then 10 pattycake merkins, last PAX run to front of line while rest are holding plank and repeat to all PAX have ran to front).  Jog to softball parking lot with partner and rocks 1 set of power squats with partner doing lung walks there and run back, one set tricep extensions with partner doing bwd crabwalk with rock on stomach and run back and then one set of curls with partner running with rock over head there and back.  Guantanamo’s x 2 was the last exercise before Mary.
Mary: Plank Jacks, Mountain Climbers and Pickle Pounders followed by PAX call of Plank-O-Rama.
Announcements: 9-11 Stair Climb, BRR next weekend Friday and Saturday, Charity Event on Sunday in Apex at a Brewery – see Crosby for name/location
Prayer: Those running BRR and/or traveling this weekend, our little buddy Clay who cant catch a break, Yogurts mom and her knee and recovery.

Dora lost her panties at Paradise City

23 Pax @ Paradise City.    10 Pax showed up early for EC.  While hanging out in the parking lot after the EC run we noticed there was a pair of panties on the ground that weren’t there prior.  So either one of the PAX has a stalker that left them behind or someone’s M is missing a pair that fell out of someones shorts.   Word is they may belong to Skidmark.

Warm Up:

½ mile jog

½ mile jog w/ Good Mornings, Windmills, Karaoke, Morrocan night club in squat position
The Workout:

Jog to to Guard Rails – Tricep Dips x30

Up to Tennis Court area – Bear Crawl up hill

Up to Dumpster area – Partner Up Dora

Down to Fences – Derkins x20

Down to Guard Rails – Tricep Dips x30

Mary:

Low Slow Flutter
Homer to Marge
Box Cutters
Dawgpound walked us thru some hip stretching

Announcements:

Weds 5 year anniversary workout at PT

Look for changes to next Monday’s PC workout as it’s a holiday.  May start later in the morning and may change the venue

Prayer:

For the Spirit God gave us does not make us timid, but gives us power, love and self-discipline.

2 Timothy 1:7

Gents please keep Crab Legs in your prayers on a daily basis

Prayers for Brandon @ Hope as he continues his recovery from the boating accident

Who has Q?

Warm Up: SSH x 15 IC , Moracin Night Club x 15 IC, Prisoner Squats x 15, Mountain Climbers x 20 IC and Around the Clock Merkins
The Workout: Up Hunt Hill doing 7’s (Burpee and Squats).  Jog to Main Parking Lot – Partner Wheel Barrel down main parking lot.  Jog to East Parking lot – Running around the lot, Patty Cake Merkins and Broke Back Durkins.  Relay x 3 – Bear Crawl w/ Partner doing Star Jumps, Lung Walks w/ Partner doing Squats, Duck Walk w/ Partner doing Lung Jumps.
Mary: Plank-O-Rama
Announcements: 5 year South Wake Anniversary at Possum Trot Wednesday at Action Park 5:30.
Prayer: CrabLegs, DoubleD Family, those Traveling and a Praise for HasselHoff’s mom’s results.

I’m on Top

Warm Up:

Started with a jog to East Parking Lot with backward and karaoke.  Followed by SSH x 15 IC, Moracin Night Clubs x 10 IC, Arm Circles x 10 FWD and 10 BWD.

The Workout:

Pattycake Merkins and Broke Back Derkins around the parking lot 2 sets @ 10 each.  Patch said to Doc “I’m on top”…

Over on the main stage we did box jumps and monkey humpers 3 @ 15 IC

Jog to Softball parking lot where we did Dora with rocks (curls, tri extensions and squats) while partner did bear crawl and run back, lung and run back and BWD Crabwalk and run back.

Jail Break to Tennis Courts

Mary: Plank -O-Rama – each PAX called an ad exercise.

Announcements: Derek Davis 5K tomorrow, Setp 26th, 5yr ann for F3 Southwake, Deadbolt looking into starting the “Q-Source” http://f3nation.com/q-source-index

Prayer: F3 Dad’s camp and traveling, DoubleD and Family, CrabLegs and his journey