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4 year F3 Anniversary at Cletus

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YHC hit the fartsack last night with an irritated eye.  I hoped that a good 5 hour nights sleep would cure this.  YHC woke a little early for Extra credit (4am) and right eye pain was killing me.  A quick trip to Harris Teeter to waste some money on eye drops that did nothing.  Well… I figured I was going to be in eye pain anyway – so why not take my mind off it with some total body pain.  I said screw it – lets post.

This morning, I was celebrating 4 years of F3.  It took about 18 months of emotional headlocking for Chase (Gnard Dogg) to convince me to try my first workout at Womble Park.  I will never forget this workout – Key West was my Q and I think Peak Week, Blue Hen, Moby, New Mexico and Howard were all there to name me.  I did not think I would make it through without quitting.  I remember doing a jacobs ladder with burpees in the baseball outfield.  This morning, I wanted to celebrate with one of my best memories of a hard ass workout.  The Bearway to heaven.

About 7-8 gathered for EC to hear me bitch about my eye.  None of that matters as 5:15a hit and we were off.  We did about 2 miles with many doing a little more as they circled back to get the 6 (YHC).  We had 187 and Skid Mark even join us AFTER their Murph (BEAST)

PAX:

Emeril, Deadbolt, Patch, Kid Cracker, Peak Week, Brony, R22, Peeping Tom, The Dawgpound, Mookie, 187, Butterfinger, M4L, Flannigan, Slide Rule, Foghorn, Skidmark, Pablo, Luck Charms, New Mexico, Yogi, Yogurt, Doc, Hasselhoff, Nemo, Cowboy, Beach, 8Bit, Lip Stick, Banana Seat, Da Business, Forceps, The Natural, Roger Roger, Noah’s Ark, Gump, Double D, LED, Fed Ex, POTS, PSI, Vespa, Red Pill

Warm Up:

Grab the official Southwake Shovel Flag (T Claps to Howard for making it and entrusting me with it) and head to the large field to circle up for warm ups.  We had WAAAAY more pax than I anticipated.  Someone ran by me an said – “were you planning on 40” – I remember thinking – I am barely hear and can barely see out of my right eye 🙂

Anyway – we circled up

  • SSH x 20
  • Good Mornings x 15
  • Standard Merkins x 20
  • Imperial + Hill Billy (10 each = 20)
  • 5 Burpee OYO
  • Fazio Arm Circles 10F 10R
  • Recover on the jog to the shelter by the soccer fields and bathrooms

The Workout:

THANG 1:  Pass the Pill

  • Count of by 2s to divide the pax into two groups
  • Indian Runs (clockwise and counter clockwise) around soccer field with back pax carrying a 25 pound weight as he runs to the front
  • Pax then carefully passes the weight to the back – man by man – repeat while indian running
  • We had 20+ in each group so it took nearly 1.75 laps to get it done.
  • Head to Hunt center field for next

THANG 2:  Bearway to Heaven

  • 40 pax in a line along the side line of soccer field
  • 7 cones set up about 20 feet apart
  • Bear crawl to 1st cone – 7 burpees – run back
  • Bear crawl to 2nd cone – 6 burpees – run back
  • Bear crawl to 3rd cone – 5 burpees – run back
  • Bear crawl to 4th cone – 4 burpees – run back
  • Bear crawl to 5th cone – 3 burpees – run back
  • Bear crawl to 6th cone – 2 burpees – run back
  • Bear crawl to 7th cone – 1 burpee – run back
  • Thanks to the pax for picking the 6 (me) up

Recover on the jog back to the flag for mary / COT

Mary:

  • LBC Ladder (in cadence)
    • 5, 10, 15, 20 – 20, 15, 10, 5)
  • Hand release Merkins x 10
  • we’re done!

Announcements:

Yogi mentioned pax member running 26 hours in honor of bing sober for 26 years

F3 Greenville is having a CSAUP “Sasquach” next weekend – real all about it here – http://www.f3enc.com/backblasts/csaup/2018-sasquatch-pre-blast/ – clown cars forming

Prayers:

Prayers for many pax including

  • Boy George M
  • Doube D Father – ailing health
  • Pablo’s 2.0 – out patient surgery
  • Crablegs
  • Rams (foot)
  • H1N1 (MCL/ACL)

Naked Moleskin:

Thanks to everyone for 4 of the best years of my life.  I never thought that I would get THIS much out of F3.

  • I feel I am in the best shape of my adult life
  • I’ve ran 4 half marathons
  • Made 100s of new true friends
  • Made great strides in my spiritual walk
  • Became a much better husband and father
  • Became a better leader at work
  • this list could go on…

Here’s to 4 more!

 

Happy 50th Crab Legs – RESPECT!

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Warm Up: Jog around the soccer field, circle up in lot for Good Mornings, Windmills and upper/lower body stretching
The Workout: Indian Run to baseball lot, lots of Happy Feet, circle up for a couple sets of SSH and Mt Climbers, some more Happy Feet.  On the jog to the entrance, circle back for the six or plank hold.  A couple sets of Burpees OYO followed by Shoulder Taps.  Jog to the snake lot across the street for 3 sets of Bear Crawl on the curves bookend by straightway sprints.  Jog back to start and hit the wall for a couple sets of Derkins followed by Nipplers.
Mary: A couple quick rounds of Homer to Marge and Pickle Pounders then LBC ICx50 in honor of Crab Legs turning the Big 5-0.
Announcements: Cletus tomorrow will be Deadbolt 4th anniversary Q
Prayer: Lots of recent posts about family and friends dealing with injury and illness.  We shared a few then had a slow 10 count for each to lift up their unspoken prayers.  YHC took us out in prayer

EC credit to Deadbolt, Nemo, UTI and LipStick

Weather was awesome, effort was awesome.  Can’t say enough how much respect I have for you guys.

Was great to see a few faces out there who I had not posted with in a awhile.  Calling out Woodcreek for strong showing.

Next Workout: Same Damn thing (only different)

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Background:   A buddy recently started working out and told me he did a “fitness test” as a barometer.  I wondered how I’d fare on that test, but I certainly wasn’t going to work out on my own, so figured I’d start Cletus with the test.  Thus, the warmup!

We started with the disclaimer for 2 FNG’s (nice job!), guaranteed we wouldn’t leave them behind, then tore off at a 7 minute pace for the warmup (thanks to the awesome Pax who stayed with the Six)

Warm Up:

As fast as possible, do

  • 1/2 mile
  • 50 SSH
  • 40 Squats
  • 30 WWII
  • 20 Merkins
  • 10 Burpees

Time: 7 min, 6 sec.

Result: YHC was smoked and the rest of the workout was pulling from fumes

Warm Up Part Dos:

20 SSH, 20 Squat Jumps, 20 WWII, 20 Merkins, at a much more reasonable pace

The Workout:

Pt 1:

Indian run to the rocks.  Grab a stationary curling rock and circle up around the volleyball courts.

  • Squat Hold, Overhead Press Rock.  First one in circle throws rock to sand, does a burpee, then runs a lap around the court.  Second man follows after the burpee.  Repeat until all have run a lap
  • Same damn thing, only this time curling the rock
  • SDT, only this time triceps extensions.

Recover with a round of Guantanamo Leg Raises

Followed by Bull Frogs

  • Back to volleyball circle, only this time second man starts after the rock throw (Before burpee)
  • SDT, curling
  • SDT, triceps

Mosey to playground

Pt 2:

Groups of 4 for 3 rounds of:

  • Pullups
  • Merkins
  • WWII
  • Sprint to rock wall (acts as timer for the group)

Mary:

  • 13 Russian American Hammers
  • 13 Box Cutters
  • 13 R-A Hammers
  • 13 Freddy Mercury
  • 13 R-A Hammers

Make it stop, please.  Ended right on time.

Announcements:

CSAUP coming up.  Ask Pikachu, he’ll be on slack

Skid Mark was our Six and shared awesome words of what F3 has meant for him this year.  Invited a half dozen + guys, one today, and several of those guys are still going strong.  Awesome job dude, and great getting to know you.

Welcome aboard FNGs: Vespa, Big Wheel

Prayer:

Brexit’s Michigan friend badly burned, but hanging on; Troops overseas and at home; Crab Legs.

Crazy Time the 13th

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Pax of 7 decided one workout in the gloom wasn’t enough for Friday the 13th and showed up at 4:30AM for a murph. Yellow Card went for his long run (6 miles – kid has legs) and the rest of us Murph’d until we went to our respective workouts.

Warm Up:

1 Mile Run
The Workout:

100 Pull Ups

200 Merkins

300 Squats

1 Mile Run

Then we went off for another beat down.

 

Great work men – way to step up and push yourselves!

Happy Birthday Midget

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PAX of 26 at Nutcracker to celebrate M4L’s birthday

@Pikachu, @Moby, @Blue Hen, @Deadbolt, @Foghorn, @Yellow Card, @Midget for Life, @CHiPS, @Emeril, @187, @Crosby, @WebEx, @Skidmark, @Pablo, @Breach, @Liquid Force, @Double D, @Sauve, @Da Business, @Flanigan, @Sting, @Yogurt, @Yoda, @Banana Seat, FNG’s @Wickety Wickety Whack, @Lock-in

Jog on warmup – x11 Merkins, x11 Burpees, x22 SSH, x11 Imperial Walkers, x11 Hillbillies, x11 Good Mornings

The Workout:

Partner up.

5 Burpees then both partners walk the poles of the ramp.  5 Merkins.  Run back around to the start

5 Burpees then both partners bear crawl up the ramp. 5 Merkins.  Run back around to the start

5 Burpees then both partners crawl bear up the ramp. 5 Merkins.  Run back around to the start

5 Burpees then partner wheelbarrows up the ramp. 5 Merkins.  Run back around to the start

Bottom of the hill 1 squat.  Run to top of the hill and perform 7 Merkins.

Back to bottom.  Run back to Nutcracker.  Along the way variety of core exercises done.


COT

Ruck Friday night.  ~14 miles.  See Midget for details.

Thursday – Kenny’s Grave starting back up.  Banana Seat has the Q

Buy a happy meal for M4L’s bday.  Give it to someone in need

PRAYERS:

Yoda took us out

 

Keep Brandon’s Friends and Family in your Prayers

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PAX of 27 at Paradise City

@Pikachu, @Buford, @Blue Hen, @Deadbolt, @Foghorn, @Yellow Card, @Midget for Life, @CHiPS, @Emeril, @UTI, @187, @Crosby, @Peak Week, @WebEx, @Skidmark, @Foghorn, @Bernie, @Foot Fault, @Pablo, @Breach, @Forceps, @Axe, @Brexit, @Hasselhoff, @Peeping Tom, @Kid Cracker, @OCR

½ mile jog warmup with – Karaoke, fast feet on the curb, T-Claps to let the group catch up

½ mile jog with – x25 Morrocan night club squats, SSH x 46 in honor of Patch’s Birthday, x10 Hillbillies, x10 Imperial Walkers, x25 Mountain Climbers

The Workout:

Partner up.

Partner 1 – Lunges

Partner 2 – Run to steps, climb them and perform 10 perfect form Merkins

Swap/Repeat

Partner 1 – Bear Crawl

Partner 2 – Run to steps, climb them and perform 10 perfect form Merkins

Swap/Repeat

Partner 1 – Duck Walks

Partner 2 – Run to steps, climb them and perform 10 Burpees

Swap/Repeat

Partner 1 – Crab Walk

Partner 2 – Run to steps, climb them and perform 25 LBC’s


Mary:

x 10 Good Mornings

x 10 Windmills

Legs crossover into a stretch

x 10 WWII’s

x 10 each leg cross over sit-ups

COT

Ruck Friday night.  ~14 miles.  See Midget for details.

Thursday – Kenny’s Grave starting back up.  Banana Seat has the Q

July 28th @ Ting Park – F3 group going to a baseball game.  See Forceps for details

PRAYERS:
Buford – Prayers for his friend Brandon and Brandon’s family.

John 15:5 – “I am the vine; you are the branches. If you remain in me and I in you, you will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing.”

Backblast thingamajig

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FNG in attendance, so disclaimer was given, prompt start at 5:45

Warm Up
Reverse Indian Run w/ Burpees to start. We’ve done this several times at Cletus. Apparently Brony and Peak Week never managed to attend when it happened, though. Therefore, there was much mumble chatter and complaining. The exercise itself is straightforward. Pax runs in a line, front man sprints to back. When he reaches the back, he calls “DOWN” and entire Pax drops for a burpee. Repeat. Apparently, this extended beyond the capabilities of some of our veteran pax.

So, Audible ⅔ of the way around the soccer fields to do:
Fence work: 10 Derkins on each rung alternating with 10 count BTTW or People’s Chair.
Partner Carry back to parking lot (~ 80 yards), then switch partners to fence across street

Thang Pt 1
Typewriter on the wooden fence, alternating height, derkins, side to side.

Thang Pt 2
11’s on the hill. 10x Burpees at the bottom, run up the hill backwards, 1x Derkin at the top. Go until Lucky Charms finished. I think I made it to 4 burpees. This was the pinnacle of “You vs. You”. Lucky lapped me (and pretty much everyone else) before I made it up the hill twice.

Bear Crawl the parking lot back to the gate. Speedsters went to go get a “curling rock” and meet us at the playground. Slower guys did an Indian Run the long way around the soccer fields.

Thang Pt 3
Split into groups of 4 for 3 rounds of the following:
Pax 1: AMRAP pullups
Pax 2: AMRAP curls
Pax 3: AMRAP triceps extensions
Pax 4 (timer): 10x merkins
Rotate through the exercises 3x each.

Some guys return the rocks, others head to tennis courts. First ones to the courts do wheelbarrows & everyone bear crawls in the six.

Mary:
Freddy Mercury, 10x forward, 10x backward. 6 inch / 45 degree / 6 inch leg hold.

COT
Our Six in COT was Crosby. Dude came out this winter for the first time and got named for his love of the Capitals (was rocking a Caps sweatshirt). He quickly got his comeuppance with them winning the Cup this year, much to the chagrin of a half dozen Pens fans who named him. After attending 1x/week for a couple months, Crosby has been killing it lately and even attended the pre-Cletus Murph. It’s awesome to see him get involved and invite his friends. Might be time for him to step up and Q soon! We’re better because you’re here, Crosby, keep it up, dude!!!

Announcements
1776 Workout July 4th @ Disney. Ugh.
Ongoing prayers for Crab Legs

U-Turn with Kotters and BRR

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Good number for U-Turn.

Ranges from 5 – 9.5

Welcome FNG Whiteout

 

Yogurt get out of the Street

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24 Pax made their way down to the Paradise City.

EC: Pikachu, UTI, Roger Roger, Pablo, Crosby, Nemo, Deadbolt, Skidmark

Fartsacks: Breach

Warm-up: One lap around the complex with 25 merkins, 15 SSH, 10 IW, 10 Hillbillies, and 10 Cotton/Daisey Pickers

The Thing: Mosey across Main St for 11’s. Burpees at the top and Jack Webbs at the bottom. Run to first tree do 1 burpee, back to start for 10 merkins/30 overhead presses. Run to second tree for 2 burpees and back to start for 9 merkins/27 overhead presses. So on and so forth.

Mosey back to the complex for Brokebacks with a partner. 10 each and then run up the hill by the ticket booth. 10 each at the top. Run back down and 10 each at the bottom.

Mary: 22 WWII for missing Breach, 10 Peter Parkers

Welcome FNG Axe (Like the body spray)

185 total Merkins and 2.85 Miles along with 55 Burpees

Announcements: 4th of July South Wake Convergence 0630 Disney

Prayers: Roger Roger’s grandfather, Forceps’ son, Crablegs, unspoken

6/23/18 Ground Pounder

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7 PAX came out for the beat down.

Warm up:

10’s –  Good Mornings, Windmills, Imperial Walkers & Hillbillies, Fuzzy Arm Circles, arm stretches, Daisy Pickers

The Workout

  • 10’s SSH, Standard Merkins, Plank Jacks, Mountain Climbers, Burpies (for the tardies)

Rock Shock -(pick a big’n)

circle up rotate rocks around circle between sets

  • 4 sets of 10’s – Curls, Overhead Tri-press, Squats, Press, Windshield Wipers

Cousac to the bathroom wall

Wall of Pain:

  • 70 count Balls to the Wall
  • 10 Burpies

Cousac to the Playground

Aik’n Station:  Break into 3 groups rotate stations clockwise

  • Aik’n Legs –   15’s Box Jumps, Lunges, Split Jacks, High Knees
  • Aik’n Arms –  15’s Dips, Derkins, Erkins, Shoulder tap Merkins
  • Aik’n Belly –   15’s LBCs, 6 inches, Rocky’s, Pickle Pounders

Rock Suicides in lawn: Pair up and chose one rock. 1 planks while other sprints to sidewalk and back

  • 2 sets: Standard Rock Planks
  • 2 sets: Crab Planks

Tunnel of Love X 2 – While Pax plank side by side, one by one someone crawls under the tunnel of planking pax.

Return Rocks to pile and mosey back to lot for COT/BOM

Announcements:

6/27 Wrangler Virgin Q @ Possom Trot (Action Park – 5:30AM)

4th of July Convergence @ Disney (Middle Creek Park 6:30AM) so invite your neighbors

Healing Transitions needs us- 2 PM Fridays at the Arena- Pick a Friday and HC

Review and share the FB Post from the F3 founders.

Prayer Requests:  Pax on the DL (Draper, DD, Crablegs), Safe travels for Pikachu’s family (sister in-law headed to Korea and the rest headed to Yellowstone).